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[Sam] In the beginning of a journey,
no one knows what to expect.

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[Doug] You have some drafty windows,
and the bathroom door sticks,

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but otherwise, it's okay.

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I'm proud of you.

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Your own place.
I can't believe it. Look at you.

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You're so grown up. You could be 20.

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Sure, they might have a vague idea
that the road ahead could be rough.

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How are the smoke alarms?
Are they up-to-date?

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You can never be sure
in these old buildings.

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Double-checking safety precautions

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was a whole section
of my move-in checklist.

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We have new smoke alarms,
first aid kits, and an ax.

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-[Elsa] An ax?
-In case of a fire.

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It belonged to Zahid's uncle,

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who was the first ever Indian lumberjack
in Vermont.

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They called him the Maple Syrup Swami.

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An ax?

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But no one sets off
on an expedition thinking,

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"In four months,
I'll have a crippling case of scurvy

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and be forced to eat a sled dog." [scoffs]

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And this is where you can sit when we talk
when I FaceTime you every night.

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Every night?

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I talked myself down
from three times a day,

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so that is my best and final offer.

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You want us to stick around a little
and help you set up?

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No, thank you.
Edison's had a big day. We need quiet.

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Okay. Do you want to hold on
to these boxes just in case?

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No. Why? You can throw them away.
There's a dumpster out front.

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It's green, and someone named Dog Face
painted their name on it.

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Okeydoke.

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You can go.

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You're not allowed
to make fun of me for crying.

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Same to you.

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[Sam] That's what makes
new beginnings so exciting.

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You don't know what will happen
until it's over.

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[theme song playing]

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-[Zahid] Here it comes.
-[Sam] Shh!

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[Zahid] I'm so excited!

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[Sam] Quiet!

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[kazoo buzzes]

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-Loud!
-Sorry.

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[Sam] Beginnings can be painful…

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-But, dude, 12:08 a.m.
-[Sam] …but that doesn't mean they're bad.

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I did it. I've officially stayed
in our new apartment

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later than I've ever stayed anywhere.

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[door opens]

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Did I miss it? Did I miss 12:08?

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Nope, you're here
just in the nick of time.

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Oh good.

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Looking pretty fly in that unitard, Paige.

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Oh, thanks.
It's what goes under my potato.

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-Sam, congratulations.
-Thank you.

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I brought you something.
It's a money tree.

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It brings good luck and prosperity.
I was thinking you could put it

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in your room,
in that spot right next to Edison's tank.

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It gets great sun.
He'll be the richest turtle in town.

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-Okay.
-And it's an easy plant too.

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Just three-quarts a cup of water
every four days,

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maybe some seaweed-based plant food
once a week,

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and just keep rotating him, of course.

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I'll help. I once had a plant survive
for two months purely on Mountain Dew.

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You know what? Never mind.

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I think I'll just come by
and take care of him myself.

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Good. I've got enough to do finishing
all the items on my move-in checklist.

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I'll take a few off your hands.

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Least I can do for my roomie
from another wombie.

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I'll, uh, make a copy of the key
for emergencies

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and switch over the power.

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And give your mom a really big hug.

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-That's not on the list.
-I added it.

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You guys did good.
This place has really nice vibes.

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One hundred years ago,
it was a slaughterhouse.

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I can't believe he's really gone.

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Oh.

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Don't worry.

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I mean, you've been up his butt so much
his whole life,

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there's no way
he'll be able to live without you.

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You think?

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-I'm kidding.
-Oh my God.

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I'm heading out. Gotta get in early.
I'm training the new guy.

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Evan? How's he doing?

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Nope. I'm not getting in the middle.
Just because I'm working with your boyfr--

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-[Casey] Ex-boyfriend.
-Whatever.

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-What does that mean?
-Eh, you're kids.

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You're broken up. You're together.
You're broken up. You're together.

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Aw. Aren't we kids cute?

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But, no, actually,
we are definitely broken up.

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-So…
-Okay.

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[knock on door]

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-[Elsa] Hi there.
-I'm pooping.

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How's track?
You still working hard for UCLA?

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-What are you up to, lady?
-Nothing.

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Actually, I do have one question.
It's just-- It's fine either way.

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I was just wondering if you're gonna
tell Dad about you and Izzie.

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Oh, I see. Um…

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Yeah, you know,
I have thought about it a lot.

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I've really mulled it over.
And I think the answer is butt out.

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[sighs heavily]

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One last thing.

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Oh my God. Is this what it's like
to be an only child? I hate it.

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I was looking at the Clayton website
the other night,

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and I saw that they had
a Gender and Sexuality Alliance.

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So if you know anyone
grappling with identity issues

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like, I don't know, maybe like,
"How do I come out to my dad?"

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You might wanna let them know.

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-Mom.
-Yeah?

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I just don't know what he's gonna say.
I mean…

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He's not gonna know what to say,
and it's gonna be weird and awkward.

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It's true.

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I mean, he's just not as cool
and laid-back as I am.

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Oh my God. Shoo.

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Edison's eyes are watery.
I think he's having an allergic reaction.

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Okay, all right.
We covered this in nursing school.

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Uh, is his breathing labored?
Does he have hives?

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We're gonna need to take off that shell
and peep underneath.

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I think I'll just watch him for now.

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I bet it's Paige's dumb old money plant.

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Apparently, it causes good luck,
prosperity, and dead turtles.

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-What happened?
-What causes blackouts? Zombies?

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Teenage pranksters?

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Permanent global night?

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We should probably
call the power department.

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I hate hold music,
but I can wear my headphones.

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Actually, maybe you should do it

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since you're the one
who put it in your name.

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Oh.

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I didn't do that.

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-Sorry, bud.
-What?

129
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It slipped my mind.

130
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But you checked it off the list.

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Yeah. Yeah. But I didn't do it,
and that was dumb.

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-Then why did you check it off the list?
-Well, I intended to do it.

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But, you know, I thought,
"Power, lamps, lava lamps, lava, hot,"

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and then I ended up ordering
hot pants instead.

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See, my mind goes on these mental walks.
Apparently, it's a sign of creativity.

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But… [splutters] …no worries.

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I will call the fine folks
at the power department right now.

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My phone is dead.

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I would charge it, but…

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Hey, you wanna watch a movie?

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Oh.

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Wait.

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[Beth] Wowie zowie. That is impressive.

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Golden buttery perfection.

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Now for the finishing touch.

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[screaming]

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This will go straight
in the mail tomorrow. Toodles.

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Oh my God.

149
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Okay, Beth has been sending me

150
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pastry-murder videos
since Evan and I broke up.

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-Um, they look delicious.
-Oh yeah. No. She's an amazing baker.

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She would be so pissed
if she found out that you and I were,

153
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you know, hanging out.

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Hanging out?

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-What are you, 12?
-Oh, shut up.

156
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What am I supposed to call it?

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Dating.

158
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A couple.

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A couple?

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Yeah. [chuckles]

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Right?

162
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Yeah.

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-Okay.
-[both giggle]

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[phone chimes]

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-Hello.
-[Elsa] Hi, honey.

166
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I'm FaceTiming you. Isn't this fun?

167
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Are you in the bathtub
with all your clothes on?

168
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Yes, it's soothing.

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At home,
when I needed a change of scenery,

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I could walk around my bed
or sit in my closet.

171
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This is what I do here.

172
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Well, it looks like a nice, clean tub.

173
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Probably because I cleaned it myself
when I was there.

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I have to warn you, I can't talk for long.

175
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I don't want to run out of batteries
because we have no power.

176
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Zahid never put it in his name.

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This is why you need a list.

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We have a list. He crossed it off
but didn't actually do it.

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I don't understand.

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Why would someone check off something
on a list if they hadn't done it?

181
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I have no idea.
I've asked him that a lot of times.

182
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Well, we've got power here.
We got plenty of power. Come home.

183
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[sighs] Maybe I should.

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Yes! I'll put the sheets on your bed.

185
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And if you hurry,
you can make it in time for dinner.

186
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I'm making ziti. Look.

187
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Flip.

188
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Can you see?

189
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What's that?

190
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Are those my moving boxes?

191
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I thought you were throwing them out.

192
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I just--
I haven't got around to it yet.

193
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But there's a dumpster
right in front of my building.

194
00:10:02,393 --> 00:10:04,063
Well, yeah, this was easier.

195
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:08,069
It was easier
to haul 600 boxes across town

196
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:10,739
and stack them willy-nilly
in our house? Hi, Sam.

197
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-Hi, Casey.
-What is this? Pile-up-on-Mom Day?

198
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I just-- You know, I… I kept them.

199
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-I kept them just in case.
-In case what?

200
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,620
Yeah, in case what?

201
00:10:21,787 --> 00:10:23,037
You didn't think I could do it.

202
00:10:23,122 --> 00:10:25,372
-Hmm.
-Honey, no, that's not true.

203
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Sorta seems like it.

204
00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:29,094
Yeah, sorta seems like it, indeed.

205
00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,800
Are you in a tub? Is he in a tub?

206
00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:34,511
Yes, he's in a tub with no power.

207
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Goodbye.

208
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For shame, lady.

209
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For shame.

210
00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:47,481
Wow. I can't believe we're here,
learning the trade.

211
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It's exciting.

212
00:10:50,566 --> 00:10:53,026
Oh, man, I hope we get some action.

213
00:10:53,110 --> 00:10:56,160
You know, we spend a lot of time
with each other on this job.

214
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Sometimes it's good to just…

215
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be quiet.

216
00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:02,449
Okay.

217
00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,333
Hey, how's Casey doing?

218
00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:11,254
Right.

219
00:11:12,421 --> 00:11:13,261
Quiet.

220
00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:14,843
Sorry.

221
00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:22,062
She's good.

222
00:11:22,848 --> 00:11:24,308
Oh yeah? Great--

223
00:11:24,809 --> 00:11:25,689
Me too.

224
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,607
Y-you don't have to tell her that.

225
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[inhales deeply] Okay.

226
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Uh, I'm gonna stop talking.

227
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Look, I don't know anything,

228
00:11:40,449 --> 00:11:42,949
but I know you guys care about each other.

229
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So whatever is happening,

230
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maybe it's time
to have a talk and clear the air.

231
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:56,300
Hey, what's this button do?

232
00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,432
When you press it, it pisses me off.

233
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Oh.

234
00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,473
Pretty sure all the buttons do that.

235
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[phone chimes]

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00:12:17,486 --> 00:12:18,486
[scoffs]

237
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:27,412
[sighs]

238
00:12:44,722 --> 00:12:46,272
[sighs]

239
00:12:57,943 --> 00:13:01,533
You just have to have a thick skin.
You can't get all upset.

240
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:04,204
[scoffs] Well, I can't help it.
I am upset.

241
00:13:05,159 --> 00:13:08,869
Just to confirm, the guy dressed
like bacon is gone for the day, right?

242
00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,044
-He is.
-Good.

243
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I'm upset because I hate living
with Zahid, but I can't move back home

244
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,050
because my mom thinks I'm gonna fail,
and I have to prove her wrong.

245
00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:21,091
Wait. What's wrong with living with Zahid?

246
00:13:21,175 --> 00:13:23,885
Other than the fact that he's loud,
messy, completely irresponsible,

247
00:13:23,969 --> 00:13:25,259
and basically nocturnal.

248
00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,766
All of that and more.

249
00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,097
He gives everything little voices.

250
00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,734
Oh, hello, Mr. Bowl.
You need to be washed.

251
00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:36,733
[in high-pitched voice]
Please clean me. It's been days.

252
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:42,986
[in normal voice] Well, here comes
Dr. Sponge. Diagnosis: filthy as heck.

253
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,241
[Sam]
He never wants to do what I want to do.

254
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,708
-Six a.m. Time for breakfast.
-No, thanks.

255
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:57,000
[Sam] And I never want to do
what he wants to do.

256
00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:58,586
4:20. Time to blaze.

257
00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,128
No, thank you.

258
00:14:02,132 --> 00:14:04,222
He buys everything in bulk.

259
00:14:04,301 --> 00:14:07,851
Why do we have four bears of honey?
I don't even like honey.

260
00:14:09,765 --> 00:14:14,225
And he often writes very angry letters
on a very loud typewriter.

261
00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:17,901
[Zahid] "Dear Jolene's Fabrics."

262
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:21,992
"Your glue guns are for shit."

263
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:25,909
"I bedazzled my underpants,

264
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:29,620
but the jewels came off in the wash."

265
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,002
[typewriter dings]

266
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:32,078
[keys clacking]

267
00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,500
Well, maybe Zahid
wasn't the correct choice of roommate.

268
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,960
Maybe the correct choice
has been right in front of you all along.

269
00:14:40,045 --> 00:14:42,045
Plus he eats apples really loud,

270
00:14:42,131 --> 00:14:44,721
and he keeps moving the kitchen trash
under the sink

271
00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:48,050
when obviously the best place for it
is the corner of the kitchen.

272
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,767
Okay, I see what the problem is here,
and I've got the scratch for that itch.

273
00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:55,516
Look, it wasn't easy when I moved
back home with my parents, Sam.

274
00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,733
My dad is not a fan of post-work pants.

275
00:14:57,813 --> 00:14:59,693
But things got a whole lot better

276
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,983
when I just decided
to establish some ground rules.

277
00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:04,148
-Rules?
-Rules.

278
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,905
-I thought you might like that.
-I do.

279
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,949
-How's my plant doing?
-I don't know.

280
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:12,754
It was making Edison's eyes water,
so I left it out on the curb.

281
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,659
Thanks for the advice, Paige.

282
00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,130
Hey, bud.

283
00:15:26,216 --> 00:15:29,136
I felt bad about the whole power thing,
so I made you some brownies,

284
00:15:29,219 --> 00:15:31,429
which I can do, by the way,
because we now have power.

285
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:36,439
-Do these have pot in them?
-Just a skosh for flavor.

286
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:40,939
Zahid, I'm finding
our living arrangement difficult,

287
00:15:41,023 --> 00:15:43,193
so I was hoping
we could set some ground rules.

288
00:15:43,275 --> 00:15:46,645
Paige has them with her parents,
and she speaks very highly of them.

289
00:15:47,237 --> 00:15:48,657
The rules, not her parents.

290
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,949
She doesn't seem to like them
very much at all right now.

291
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,243
That's a good idea.

292
00:15:52,326 --> 00:15:55,326
Living with the Z-man
is like being with a bear in its cave.

293
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,502
Tame me, Sammy.

294
00:15:57,581 --> 00:16:00,081
Okay. Rule number one.

295
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,957
Only check off the boxes
when the task is completed.

296
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:04,085
Check.

297
00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:05,171
For real.

298
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,127
Rule number two.

299
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,547
Stop buying in bulk.

300
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:13,845
Word. I got that Costco card,
and I got drunk with power.

301
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:18,597
Rule number three. No loud, angry
typewriter-ing when I'm home.

302
00:16:18,686 --> 00:16:21,726
I will rage alone. It is for the best.
Is that all?

303
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,783
Great. Well, if anything else pops up,
you let me know.

304
00:16:28,237 --> 00:16:29,277
New rule.

305
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:31,703
No eating apples past eight p.m.

306
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,829
What are you doing here, buddy?

307
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,622
[in high-pitched voice]
I don't know, but I miss the cupboard.

308
00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:42,167
I fit so well under there,
and I'm out of the way,

309
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:45,301
and you can't smell my stinky insides.

310
00:16:45,379 --> 00:16:46,339
New rule.

311
00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:50,512
No making voices for inanimate objects,
and stop moving the trash can.

312
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,562
New rule. No apples at any time.

313
00:16:58,559 --> 00:17:00,769
I can't believe
I let you convince me to do this.

314
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,103
Oh, it'll be fun.

315
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,397
Or it'll terrible,
which is fun in its own way.

316
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:07,691
Hey, you're new. Welcome.
I'm Erika. She/her.

317
00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:09,607
Casey Gardner.

318
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,065
Those are her pronouns.

319
00:17:11,155 --> 00:17:13,155
Oh, sorry, I'm dumb. [chuckles]

320
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,120
No worries. Glad you're here.

321
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,620
Come on. Grab a seat
and make yourself comfortable.

322
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:19,504
She's nice.

323
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,669
You mean her nice.

324
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,094
-[chuckles]
-Pronouns thing, okay.

325
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:33,140
I had a crush on a girl in first grade,
and I was so excited.

326
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,138
I told my best friend. Um,

327
00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:38,524
but then she said I wasn't allowed to.

328
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,731
I've had boyfriends,
and, well, I didn't realize.

329
00:17:42,811 --> 00:17:45,061
And then I got my first girlfriend,

330
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:48,147
and everything felt so much more…

331
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:50,690
me.

332
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:53,572
[hesitates]
I don't know if that makes sense.

333
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,493
It does. [chuckles]

334
00:17:58,577 --> 00:17:59,407
Sorry.

335
00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,287
-I didn't think I was gonna talk in here.
-[all laugh]

336
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:05,003
I didn't even want to come.

337
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,795
Now I'm making it worse.

338
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:12,764
[door opens, closes]

339
00:18:12,841 --> 00:18:13,971
There she is.

340
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,681
How was the meeting?

341
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:16,721
Great.

342
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,894
I just realized how different I am
from people I'm supposed to relate to,

343
00:18:19,973 --> 00:18:21,563
but thanks for suggesting it.

344
00:18:22,184 --> 00:18:23,774
Honey, what happened?

345
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:25,102
Nothing.

346
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:26,057
[sighs]

347
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,686
My day was good.

348
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,443
Uh, your guy's doing okay.

349
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:30,395
My guy?

350
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,660
Hey, has anyone heard from Sam?
He's not returning my texts.

351
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:37,318
I can't call him your boyfriend.
What should I call him?

352
00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,947
Evan. Call him Evan.

353
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:42,254
I mean, I think he's still mad at me,
and I don't want to push, but--

354
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:43,959
I thought you'd wanna know
he's doing good.

355
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,839
I mean, I didn't mean anything
by the boxes. I like to keep boxes.

356
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,048
I love sturdy boxes. You guys know that.

357
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,009
What are you, like Daddy Matchmaker now?
Are you the reason he's been texting me?

358
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,721
No, I just said
the same thing I said to you. That's it.

359
00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,182
So you've been talking about me.
Why are you talking about me?

360
00:18:59,263 --> 00:19:01,143
So I should just call him, right?

361
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:04,063
-I don't wanna be in the middle of this.
-Sounds like you already are.

362
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,653
["JUNGLE" by DillanPonders
Ft. Ruby Waters playing]

363
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:10,443
-We're having a good parenting week.
-We are.

364
00:19:11,191 --> 00:19:13,861
[Waters] ♪ She's been working a lot
She needs to wind down ♪

365
00:19:13,944 --> 00:19:16,074
♪ Been trippin' a lot
With every kind now ♪

366
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,565
♪ She ain't thinking about no comedown ♪

367
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:21,697
♪ She's on a liquor carousel
And it's going 'round ♪

368
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:25,122
♪ She's thinking 'bout the past now
About the future and the present ♪

369
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,035
♪ Where she at now ♪

370
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,253
[Ponders] ♪ Keeping to myself
So I'm keeping the peace ♪

371
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,423
♪ Facing all my problems head on
Let 'em seep into me ♪

372
00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:33,012
♪ I ain't playing 'round
Better watch how you're speaking to me ♪

373
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:35,628
♪ I don't play games
Baby girl, why you playing with me? ♪

374
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,636
♪ Yeah, I don't play games
With nobody I don't know ♪

375
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:41,099
♪ Push through the pain
They always throwin' low blows ♪

376
00:19:41,180 --> 00:19:43,270
♪ Burning down towns
Put holes into the ozone ♪

377
00:19:43,348 --> 00:19:46,228
♪ Riding 'round town
Whiskey got me on slow-mo ♪

378
00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:48,520
♪ Riding through the west end
When you check me ♪

379
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:51,154
♪ But I can see through you
Like an x-ray ♪

380
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:53,897
[song fades]

381
00:19:54,651 --> 00:19:56,401
I'm sorry it's come to this, old friend.

382
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:01,368
[in high-pitched voice] Don't cut me.
You need seven pounds of cotton balls.

383
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:04,410
Ah! Ah! Ah.

384
00:20:32,356 --> 00:20:34,356
Zahid, what are you doing? What is this?

385
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:37,609
This is a coup.

386
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,735
You may notice I bought in bulk.

387
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,492
But the rules.

388
00:20:42,574 --> 00:20:45,624
That's just it. There's too many rules.
This is impossible.

389
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:49,542
No, you are impossible. My rules are good.

390
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,293
My rules make you
less terrible to live with.

391
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,046
Are you kidding?
You're terrible to live with.

392
00:20:55,128 --> 00:20:57,298
You wake me up at the crack of dawn.

393
00:20:57,381 --> 00:21:00,761
You don't clean your dishes,
which is why I make them talk,

394
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,722
because it's easier when they tell you.

395
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:06,473
And no offense,
but your turtle smells like rotten butt.

396
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:11,272
-I thought you liked Edison.
-I do. I love that cold-blooded killer.

397
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:15,023
I started smoking with him
every day at 4:20 after you refused.

398
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:17,477
I sit by his tank and puff.

399
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:20,607
The scritchety-scritchety
of his little nails on that warm rock

400
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:22,356
is actually very soothing!

401
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:27,828
Wait, you smoke by Edison?
That's why his eyes are watering.

402
00:21:27,911 --> 00:21:30,751
What? No, weed wouldn't do that.

403
00:21:30,831 --> 00:21:32,501
Your eyes are watering right now.

404
00:21:32,582 --> 00:21:34,292
Well, you--

405
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:38,883
-You threw trash on the ground!
-'Cause that's where the can should go.

406
00:21:38,964 --> 00:21:41,514
-It goes under the sink!
-It doesn't make sense there.

407
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:45,259
This is too much.
[spluttering] Just the rules, the trash--

408
00:21:45,345 --> 00:21:47,215
-I--
-I'm gonna go sit in the tub.

409
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,061
Well, fine! I'll leave too!

410
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:15,165
Hey, this place isn't bad.

411
00:22:15,250 --> 00:22:17,960
-Where's my baby?
-Technically right here.

412
00:22:18,045 --> 00:22:19,495
-Sam?
-[Sam] In here.

413
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:26,222
[grunts]

414
00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:29,103
Sam. Honey, are you okay in there?
Do you have enough air?

415
00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:32,311
Of course. There's a window.
It's not a submarine.

416
00:22:32,809 --> 00:22:35,099
But I am feeling very stressed out.

417
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:36,517
Cute place.

418
00:22:36,605 --> 00:22:37,685
Thank you.

419
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:41,903
-I'm gonna go look through your drawers.
-Honey, I called a locksmith.

420
00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:43,895
-They should be here any minute.
-[Sam] Okay.

421
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:47,615
Well, you were right.

422
00:22:48,825 --> 00:22:50,195
I can't live on my own.

423
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,462
It was a terrible idea,
and now here I am locked in a tub.

424
00:23:04,341 --> 00:23:07,471
You know, when I was 16,
my mom went into rehab.

425
00:23:09,179 --> 00:23:10,009
[Sam] Grandma?

426
00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:11,519
She did?

427
00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:17,101
Well, no one called it rehab. [chuckles]
We didn't call it that.

428
00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:21,435
Everyone called it "taking a break."

429
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,861
From what, I didn't know.

430
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,195
Me, I assumed.

431
00:23:27,280 --> 00:23:29,910
And I went to live with my aunt Maddie.

432
00:23:30,492 --> 00:23:33,122
And she was so sweet.

433
00:23:34,371 --> 00:23:37,541
She was so well-intentioned, honey.
She really was.

434
00:23:39,626 --> 00:23:40,456
But…

435
00:23:42,671 --> 00:23:45,591
I wasn't ready to live without my mom…

436
00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:49,885
and I was so sad.

437
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,010
I developed this…

438
00:23:54,516 --> 00:23:55,386
shell.

439
00:24:00,856 --> 00:24:01,976
Honestly,

440
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:05,492
I kept the boxes for me.

441
00:24:07,612 --> 00:24:09,912
I'm not great with people leaving.

442
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:14,661
But you are ready.

443
00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,576
You're ready.

444
00:24:18,582 --> 00:24:22,752
And I'm sorry
I made you feel like you weren't.

445
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:25,961
[Casey] Mom, step aside.

446
00:24:26,047 --> 00:24:27,087
[Elsa] What-- Casey, no!

447
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:29,472
-Casey! No!
-[screams]

448
00:24:29,551 --> 00:24:32,011
-[Casey screaming]
-Stop! I said stop!

449
00:24:32,095 --> 00:24:34,675
-Ah! Ah!
-Stop! Casey!

450
00:24:38,101 --> 00:24:39,351
[panting]

451
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:42,266
-[phone chimes]
-Oh, great. Well, the locksmith's here.

452
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:45,153
That was very satisfying.

453
00:24:45,817 --> 00:24:47,357
Stop being scary, Casey.

454
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,953
-Everything okay?
-Yeah, he's good.

455
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,993
I chopped his door down with an ax.

456
00:24:55,076 --> 00:24:56,826
I'm gonna let you two talk.

457
00:24:58,205 --> 00:25:00,915
Somebody sent us
a box of crushed croissants.

458
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,209
Oh yeah.

459
00:25:02,876 --> 00:25:05,706
They're actually…
They're pretty good though.

460
00:25:07,422 --> 00:25:08,302
Not bad.

461
00:25:13,345 --> 00:25:14,545
I'm dating Izzie.

462
00:25:17,307 --> 00:25:18,977
What, y-y-your friend Izzie?

463
00:25:19,559 --> 00:25:20,689
Mm-hmm.

464
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:24,980
Oh.

465
00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:26,734
Oh?

466
00:25:27,317 --> 00:25:28,777
Is that a good or a bad "oh"?

467
00:25:28,860 --> 00:25:30,570
I don't know what kind of damn "oh" it is.

468
00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:31,534
Okay.

469
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,073
♪ Pick right up ♪

470
00:25:34,032 --> 00:25:36,702
♪ Where we left off… ♪

471
00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:39,365
Does Mom know?

472
00:25:40,664 --> 00:25:42,794
Yeah, I think she knew before I did.

473
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:45,167
Sam?

474
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:46,916
Yes.

475
00:25:47,921 --> 00:25:50,301
♪ To old routines… ♪

476
00:25:50,924 --> 00:25:52,634
So I'm last?

477
00:25:53,760 --> 00:25:56,260
I just didn't know how to--
You know, it's--

478
00:25:56,346 --> 00:25:57,346
It's okay.

479
00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,057
♪ Oh, it's so easy… ♪

480
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,691
-I think I was just afraid that you'd--
-Afraid that I'd what?

481
00:26:02,769 --> 00:26:03,769
I don't know.

482
00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:05,521
See me differently?

483
00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,321
I don't know.

484
00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,321
I don't.

485
00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:12,108
What?

486
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,490
See you differently.

487
00:26:16,533 --> 00:26:18,243
You're still a pain in the ass.

488
00:26:18,326 --> 00:26:19,406
[chuckles]

489
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,040
♪ We're streams in a river
And the river will run… ♪

490
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,044
Evan know?

491
00:26:27,210 --> 00:26:28,040
Yeah.

492
00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:32,298
-What about the mailman? You tell him too?
-Months ago.

493
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,596
♪ So don't it feel good ♪

494
00:26:36,678 --> 00:26:39,178
♪ To come home again? ♪

495
00:26:39,264 --> 00:26:40,394
[door opens]

496
00:26:43,101 --> 00:26:44,231
What happened to our door?

497
00:26:44,311 --> 00:26:47,561
Casey chopped it down
with the Maple Syrup Swami's ax.

498
00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:51,067
I probably should've anticipated that.
I got you something.

499
00:26:55,030 --> 00:26:55,860
A trash can?

500
00:26:55,947 --> 00:26:58,657
A second trash can.
We can have one in each spot.

501
00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,446
Smart.

502
00:27:00,535 --> 00:27:03,405
Two trash cans
is literally twice as good as one.

503
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:07,672
I'm sorry about all the bulk goods…

504
00:27:08,501 --> 00:27:09,381
[sighs]

505
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,591
…and for all the anger.

506
00:27:12,130 --> 00:27:14,630
I know living with me can be tricky.

507
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:16,255
It's okay.

508
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:20,762
I think I kept waking you up

509
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:26,727
because living on my own
was more "on my own" than I expected.

510
00:27:27,937 --> 00:27:30,817
Well, at least you told me
when I was being annoying.

511
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:35,069
I do those stupid voices
because I can't handle conflict.

512
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:37,663
I make the objects around me
handle it instead.

513
00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:39,119
I did not like that.

514
00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:40,079
[chuckles softly]

515
00:27:40,950 --> 00:27:43,410
You know, rules aren't a bad idea.

516
00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,915
But instead of a million,
can we do, like, three each?

517
00:27:47,582 --> 00:27:49,542
-That sounds good.
-Great.

518
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,626
I'll go first.

519
00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:52,593
[clears throat]

520
00:27:53,171 --> 00:27:56,051
If my eyelids are closed,
please let me doze.

521
00:27:56,132 --> 00:27:58,512
-Do they all have to rhyme?
-No rules on the rules.

522
00:27:59,511 --> 00:28:00,351
Okay.

523
00:28:01,054 --> 00:28:03,894
-Keep apple crunching to a minimum.
-Got it.

524
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:08,063
The dishes will talk
if you don't wash them within one day.

525
00:28:08,144 --> 00:28:08,984
Okay.

526
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:12,981
Costco purchases
must be pre-approved by both of us.

527
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:14,066
Reasonable.

528
00:28:14,567 --> 00:28:17,197
All right, last ones. Same time?

529
00:28:17,779 --> 00:28:20,279
-Won't that be confusing?
-Let's find out.

530
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,122
One, two…

531
00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,753
No smoking weed around Edison.

532
00:28:25,829 --> 00:28:28,619
-Hey, samesies!
-That was your rule too?

533
00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,707
Of course!
I don't want that little guy suffering.

534
00:28:30,792 --> 00:28:32,422
Maybe we try again when he's 18.

535
00:28:33,461 --> 00:28:34,461
[sighs]

536
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,915
I think this is gonna work.

537
00:28:37,006 --> 00:28:39,546
Me too, roomie. Weed brownie?

538
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,684
No.

539
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:42,600
-Dance party?
-No.

540
00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:45,769
Sit quietly and enjoy
each other's company in silence?

541
00:28:46,349 --> 00:28:47,349
Sure.

542
00:28:53,982 --> 00:28:54,862
Feels good.

543
00:28:55,358 --> 00:28:56,188
Yeah.

544
00:29:00,113 --> 00:29:02,703
♪ I went to the party ♪

545
00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:08,662
♪ But I don't think they'd understand ♪

546
00:29:09,372 --> 00:29:12,632
♪ Difference is the truth ♪

547
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:19,509
♪ In which you raise in your right hand ♪

548
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:24,601
♪ I am
There's no chance ♪

549
00:29:24,679 --> 00:29:27,019
♪ In your plans ♪