1 00:00:12,595 --> 00:00:16,099 At the very minimum, humans need three things to survive: 2 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:19,811 food, shelter, and water. 3 00:00:22,147 --> 00:00:23,523 Are you ready for this? 4 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:28,570 -I'm sure it'll be a lovely service. -Let's just get it over with. 5 00:00:31,823 --> 00:00:36,244 Once we have those things, the rules of society exist to help us keep them, 6 00:00:36,828 --> 00:00:38,329 so it doesn't all fall apart. 7 00:00:38,830 --> 00:00:40,540 -Well? -Um-- 8 00:00:40,623 --> 00:00:42,417 This is not how we do things at Clayton Prep. 9 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,879 Protests? Why didn't you just come talk to me? 10 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,590 It never in a million years occurred to me 11 00:00:48,673 --> 00:00:51,259 that someone might have a problem with those beautiful uniforms, 12 00:00:51,342 --> 00:00:53,720 but I assure you, I would have listened. 13 00:00:53,803 --> 00:00:54,971 We did submit a petition. 14 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,598 Oh. 15 00:00:56,681 --> 00:00:59,976 We-- We don't look at those. Look, you two are athletes. 16 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,603 You are both here on scholarship. 17 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,772 If you lose the support of Clayton Prep, 18 00:01:04,272 --> 00:01:07,692 say goodbye to this amazing, magical place forever. 19 00:01:07,776 --> 00:01:08,693 We know. 20 00:01:09,402 --> 00:01:11,946 And we didn't mean any disrespect. We just wanna be heard. 21 00:01:12,030 --> 00:01:14,449 Well, you have been. Loud and clear. 22 00:01:14,991 --> 00:01:18,995 You've also been seen. Now you're feeling the sting of punishment. 23 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,747 Are you gonna do all the senses? 24 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,415 -[whispers] Casey. -Sorry. 25 00:01:22,499 --> 00:01:24,834 That snark just left a sour taste in my mouth. 26 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:27,754 I'm not sure what's gonna happen to you two. 27 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,631 The school will decide from here. 28 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:33,259 [upbeat theme music playing] 29 00:01:40,725 --> 00:01:43,853 I'm having a really hard week. Can I play with your ax? 30 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:46,564 I can think of no good reason why not. 31 00:01:50,902 --> 00:01:52,278 [screams] 32 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:57,575 Can you play more quietly? I'm trying to concentrate. 33 00:01:57,659 --> 00:01:58,743 [exhales] 34 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,788 -Hey! -No. Bad. Banned from the ax. 35 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:04,791 That's not fair. I wasn't trying to kill, just maim. 36 00:02:04,874 --> 00:02:05,750 [knock on door] 37 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:07,961 Hi. 38 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:10,713 Please pass me my ax. 39 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:13,925 Sam, can we talk? 40 00:02:14,008 --> 00:02:14,884 Sure. 41 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,053 Um… 42 00:02:17,554 --> 00:02:19,848 Last night, I drove all the way home, 43 00:02:19,931 --> 00:02:23,268 and I just sat in my car and yelled at myself. 44 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,521 Really loudly too. It got the attention of a neighbor. 45 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,607 Poor Mr. Lang got the full wrath of Petunia. 46 00:02:29,691 --> 00:02:31,442 That's my angry alter ego. 47 00:02:31,526 --> 00:02:33,027 But, Sam, I just-- 48 00:02:33,611 --> 00:02:36,906 I'm so ashamed of the way that I behaved at your party. 49 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:37,991 We all have darkness, 50 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:40,702 and I clearly need to further investigate mine. 51 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:42,162 It's okay. 52 00:02:42,787 --> 00:02:43,621 It is? 53 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:44,581 It is? 54 00:02:44,664 --> 00:02:47,750 Yes. In fact, you not believing in me has been helpful. 55 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:52,005 I used your list of ways that I could fail to start my to-do list. 56 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:53,715 Oh. 57 00:02:54,465 --> 00:02:58,428 Well, I'm glad that the vile words spewed from my black, black heart came in handy. 58 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:01,639 But, Sam, I do believe in you. 59 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,559 And that's why I got you this. 60 00:03:10,565 --> 00:03:12,942 Crampon boots! For your trip. 61 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:15,862 All the reviews said these were the best ones for sub-zero temperatures. 62 00:03:15,945 --> 00:03:18,198 And they're rated C3, and they're yellow, 63 00:03:18,281 --> 00:03:20,825 so you could spot your little feet, even if there was a blizzard. 64 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,703 And they came scented so that they'll scare off predators. 65 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:26,122 [Zahid] What smell is a predator afraid of? 66 00:03:28,082 --> 00:03:29,042 I'm stuck. 67 00:03:29,125 --> 00:03:31,294 -Ooh, maybe if you kinda-- -[Zahid] Kinda shimmy. 68 00:03:31,377 --> 00:03:33,713 Twisting the-- Do the-- On the bottom. 69 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:35,131 [Zahid] Yeah. 70 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,133 Well, at least we know that they work. 71 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:39,719 Sam, do you still forgive me? 72 00:03:39,802 --> 00:03:40,678 Yes. 73 00:03:41,262 --> 00:03:44,557 Now I just have to find the right program to go to Antarctica. 74 00:03:44,641 --> 00:03:48,186 It's not as simple as hopping on a plane, and a boat, and a ferry, 75 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:51,231 and another plane, and an all-terrain vehicle of some sort. 76 00:03:51,314 --> 00:03:52,982 If only it were that simple. 77 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,652 Well, I bet your school has a student activities office. 78 00:03:55,735 --> 00:03:56,736 Bowdoin had one. 79 00:03:56,819 --> 00:04:00,448 I was there all the time, trying to find things to do to make me feel less lonely. 80 00:04:01,032 --> 00:04:03,701 It didn't work, but you should still check with them. 81 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:07,330 That's a great idea. I'll look it up and see if we have one. 82 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,292 For someone who dropped out of college, 83 00:04:11,376 --> 00:04:13,503 you're pretty good at knowing how they work. 84 00:04:15,171 --> 00:04:16,005 Thank you. 85 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:17,966 Interesting. 86 00:04:18,508 --> 00:04:19,509 What? 87 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:21,302 That he forgave you so quickly. 88 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:24,555 -I wouldn't have. -[scoffs] Well, why not? 89 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,725 I have some concerns along the lines of 90 00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,936 you seem to be an unsupportive dream killer. 91 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:32,772 [gasps] A Gretchen, if you will. 92 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:36,401 Okay, I am not a Gretchen. Gretchen is horrible. 93 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:39,445 I may have made some mistakes over the past couple of days, 94 00:04:39,529 --> 00:04:41,781 but I'm not a Gretchen. 95 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:45,285 If anything, I am a Lady Shackleton. 96 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,369 Who now? 97 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:49,205 Lady Shackleton, Ernest Shackleton's wife, 98 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:52,792 who funded most of his expeditions and was just an all-around great gal. 99 00:04:53,334 --> 00:04:56,129 I did a deep dive on Antarctica research when I was feeling guilty. 100 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,381 I still say Gretchen. 101 00:04:58,464 --> 00:04:59,590 Shackleton. 102 00:04:59,674 --> 00:05:05,596 -Gretchity Gretch Gretch. -Perhaps there's a way to know for sure. 103 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:09,892 For instance, you, Casey, could devise a series of tests 104 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:11,936 to determine if you, Paige, 105 00:05:12,437 --> 00:05:15,440 are a Shackleton or a Gretchen. 106 00:05:15,523 --> 00:05:16,899 That's ridiculous. 107 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:21,112 What's wrong, PP? Scared? 108 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:28,244 [scoffs] 109 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,871 I live at home now. 110 00:05:29,954 --> 00:05:33,166 I go to bed early, and I take my mom's Jazzercise class ten times a week. 111 00:05:33,249 --> 00:05:35,001 I'm in the best shape of my life. 112 00:05:35,918 --> 00:05:36,753 Bring it. 113 00:05:37,295 --> 00:05:38,963 [Casey] Oh, well, very well. 114 00:05:39,047 --> 00:05:40,465 Your first task? 115 00:05:41,090 --> 00:05:45,011 Procure me the world's finest dandelion 116 00:05:45,511 --> 00:05:48,264 in its whitest, puffiest form. 117 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:51,142 A dandelion? It's winter in Connecticut. 118 00:05:51,225 --> 00:05:53,853 I understand. You're not up to the challenge. 119 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,564 Oh no, I'm up to the challenge. 120 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,441 I'll find you a dandelion. 121 00:05:58,524 --> 00:06:03,446 I'll find you the nicest, floofiest dang dandelion that you've ever seen. 122 00:06:10,953 --> 00:06:11,913 Hi, Sam! 123 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:15,792 Oh, hey, Excited Evelyn. What are you doing here? 124 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:17,293 It's just Evelyn. 125 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:19,212 This is my work-study job. 126 00:06:19,295 --> 00:06:20,671 What can I do for you? 127 00:06:20,755 --> 00:06:23,341 I'm planning a trip, and I'm looking for an arts program. 128 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,093 Well, you came to the right place. 129 00:06:25,176 --> 00:06:29,305 Denton University has connections to programs everywhere under the sun. 130 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,392 Where do you want to go? Asia? Africa? 131 00:06:32,475 --> 00:06:33,393 Antarctica. 132 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:34,644 Ooh. 133 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,771 A tough one. Let me see what I've got. 134 00:06:39,982 --> 00:06:41,067 Okey-dokey. 135 00:06:41,734 --> 00:06:44,529 Amsterdam… Nope. Nope. 136 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:47,281 Ah-ha! 137 00:06:47,990 --> 00:06:49,200 This should be the ticket. 138 00:06:49,909 --> 00:06:51,369 If you're truly interested, 139 00:06:51,452 --> 00:06:53,287 these programs require an awful lot. 140 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:56,332 Recommendations, application, project proposals… 141 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,750 I'm gonna need a tent. 142 00:06:58,376 --> 00:07:01,337 -Whoa, mister. What you doing? -I'm getting ready for work. 143 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,381 -You're going to work? -He's going to work. 144 00:07:03,464 --> 00:07:06,342 -Uh, you can probably skip work. -I don't wanna skip work. 145 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,260 Dad. 146 00:07:07,343 --> 00:07:09,887 [sighs] Honey, we don't wanna pressure you. 147 00:07:09,971 --> 00:07:13,558 I just hope that you're giving yourself enough space to grieve 148 00:07:13,641 --> 00:07:15,810 in your own way, however you wanna do it. 149 00:07:15,893 --> 00:07:19,564 For example, my way is to start a meal train for Donna 150 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,858 and then sign up for the first six slots. 151 00:07:21,941 --> 00:07:24,527 -Yeah, the crazy way. -Right now we're making ratatouille. 152 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,362 I can handle work, okay? 153 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,948 And besides, a bunch of the guys are going out later this week 154 00:07:29,031 --> 00:07:33,202 to have a drink for Chuck, so I'll feel stuff then. 155 00:07:33,286 --> 00:07:34,328 [door opens, closes] 156 00:07:36,122 --> 00:07:39,167 Here are your appliances. They're junk. No one wanted them. 157 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:42,420 Uh, you're selling that plate for $500? 158 00:07:42,503 --> 00:07:43,754 Or best offer. 159 00:07:43,838 --> 00:07:47,967 Honey, I don't know if we told you, but your dad's best friend passed away. 160 00:07:48,551 --> 00:07:50,219 -Who? -Chuck. 161 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,013 Oh. 162 00:07:52,096 --> 00:07:54,307 I didn't know he was your best friend. 163 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:56,726 I'm sorry your best friend died. 164 00:07:56,809 --> 00:07:58,769 Thank you, but he wasn't my best friend. 165 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,856 I'm a grown man. I don't have a best friend. 166 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,693 Okay, well, I need you to teach me how to pitch a tent. 167 00:08:05,776 --> 00:08:08,946 I'm going to work. I can't. The tent's in the garage. Have at it. 168 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,157 But I need you to teach me how to assemble it. 169 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:13,993 It can be tricky, and instructions vary by model. 170 00:08:14,076 --> 00:08:16,412 You're a smart kid, Sam. Figure it out. 171 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,581 [door opens] 172 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,582 [door closes] 173 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,418 -I can't figure it out. -Me neither. 174 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,212 But I'm pretty baked, 175 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:27,381 and I don't actually know what we're trying to build. 176 00:08:30,885 --> 00:08:33,638 [giggles] What is this? 177 00:08:34,222 --> 00:08:36,307 Ugh. Nothing. No new emails. 178 00:08:36,390 --> 00:08:38,309 I can't believe we haven't heard from Clayton yet. 179 00:08:38,392 --> 00:08:42,480 I know. It's freaking me out. I mean, I'm glad we protested, 180 00:08:42,563 --> 00:08:46,317 but if we get suspended or expelled, there goes UCLA for both of us. 181 00:08:46,400 --> 00:08:48,444 Yeah, that is what I've been saying this whole time. 182 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:52,823 I never said you were wrong. I just-- Justice is more important. 183 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:54,825 [breathes uneasily] 184 00:08:54,909 --> 00:08:57,662 Hey, it's gonna be okay. 185 00:08:57,745 --> 00:08:59,121 [knock on door] 186 00:08:59,872 --> 00:09:02,625 Do you think that's them coming in person to tell us we're kicked out? 187 00:09:03,209 --> 00:09:04,502 -[door opens] -[chuckles] 188 00:09:04,585 --> 00:09:05,545 No. 189 00:09:08,214 --> 00:09:09,465 I preserved it in resin. 190 00:09:09,549 --> 00:09:10,716 Wow. 191 00:09:11,717 --> 00:09:14,971 -Is that a dandelion? -Not just a dandelion. 192 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,722 That's the world's best dandelion. 193 00:09:16,806 --> 00:09:20,851 It's large, perfectly round, every little white fluffer in place. 194 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:24,605 She is a beaut. How did you do it? 195 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:27,733 I paid my nine-year-old cousin in Florida $63 plus the cost of shipping 196 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:30,903 to hunt one down, safely pack it in Tupperware, and overnight it to me. 197 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:32,029 -Wow. -After that, 198 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,781 a trip to Michaels and a simple online class 199 00:09:33,864 --> 00:09:36,033 in resin flower preservation did the trick. 200 00:09:36,117 --> 00:09:37,618 Very impressive. 201 00:09:37,702 --> 00:09:39,620 So are we done with this now? 202 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,331 We can agree, I am a Lady Shackleton. 203 00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:45,334 Alas, this was merely the first task. 204 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:48,879 What's going on? What are you up to, you rat? 205 00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:52,383 Nothing. I'm giving Paige a series of random and impossible tasks 206 00:09:52,466 --> 00:09:53,801 to prove that she's reliable. 207 00:09:53,884 --> 00:09:55,678 That sounds dumb and mean. [chuckles] 208 00:09:55,761 --> 00:09:56,637 It is. 209 00:09:57,638 --> 00:09:59,849 -And I'm gonna crush it. -That's the spirit. 210 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:01,601 Now… 211 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:06,439 bring me a live pig. 212 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,232 -What? -Toodle-oo. 213 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,073 [man] Sorry, man. 214 00:10:24,915 --> 00:10:26,125 [Evan] Oh, man. 215 00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,419 Please tell me that's not your lunch. 216 00:10:28,502 --> 00:10:31,255 No, it's Chuck's starter. He left it. 217 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:34,467 -I called Donna. She told me to keep it. -Oh, that's nice. 218 00:10:35,051 --> 00:10:36,761 Yeah, real nice. You want it? 219 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:40,640 -Ack. I don't even know what a starter is. -It's a bread thing. 220 00:10:40,723 --> 00:10:42,350 But I don't wanna deal with it. 221 00:10:43,726 --> 00:10:45,811 I-- I know all this is really hard, 222 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:49,065 so if you need someone to talk to, I'm here. 223 00:10:53,736 --> 00:10:57,031 -[ambulance door beeps] -Uh, sorry about the starter. 224 00:10:59,075 --> 00:10:59,992 [engine starts] 225 00:11:00,576 --> 00:11:02,953 [Sam] Of the three basic needs for survival, 226 00:11:03,454 --> 00:11:05,456 food, water, and shelter, 227 00:11:06,207 --> 00:11:09,085 in Antarctica, finding water is never a problem, 228 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:13,464 and people can survive for days or even weeks without food. 229 00:11:14,715 --> 00:11:18,886 But if you go even one night in Antarctica without shelter, 230 00:11:18,969 --> 00:11:19,804 well, 231 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,348 say goodbye to life. 232 00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,059 There were no instructions, multiple zippers, 233 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:28,396 and I almost impaled my armpit on a fiberglass pole. 234 00:11:28,479 --> 00:11:31,273 Do you want a solution, or are you just here to complain? 235 00:11:31,357 --> 00:11:32,316 Solution. 236 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:34,402 You don't need a tent. 237 00:11:34,485 --> 00:11:38,406 But shelter is one of man's basic needs for survival. 238 00:11:38,489 --> 00:11:41,325 Trust me, Sam. I was a Girl Scout. 239 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:44,829 I sold so many cookies, the factory had to ramp up production. 240 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,331 Took my cut and bought myself a Mazda. 241 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:48,332 Whoa. 242 00:11:48,416 --> 00:11:50,751 Yep, Thin Mints made me a fat cat. 243 00:11:50,835 --> 00:11:54,755 And along the way, I learned my fair share about the great outdoors. 244 00:11:54,839 --> 00:11:57,299 -And I don't need a tent? -Nope. 245 00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,385 All you need is a bivy sack. 246 00:11:59,468 --> 00:12:02,972 It's waterproof, it's warm, and it's cozy. 247 00:12:03,055 --> 00:12:05,224 It's like sleeping inside a burrito. 248 00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:08,018 -That's my favorite way to sleep. -Well, there you go. 249 00:12:08,102 --> 00:12:11,105 Yet another boy rescued by the Girl Scouts. 250 00:12:18,696 --> 00:12:19,655 [oven timer dings] 251 00:12:20,656 --> 00:12:23,242 That timer's for me. 252 00:12:23,325 --> 00:12:24,744 [Doug] That smells good. 253 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,036 It's for Donna. 254 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,123 Three down. Three to go. 255 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:33,294 Hey, I thought you were going out with the guys for a drink? 256 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,962 I, uh-- I skipped it. 257 00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,630 -You skipped drinks? -[Doug] Yeah. 258 00:12:36,714 --> 00:12:40,259 Listen, enough with the looks, you guys. 259 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:44,388 I'm fine, okay? I just need everyone to back off. 260 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:46,182 Okay, I'm just trying to help. 261 00:12:46,766 --> 00:12:49,935 So, let me know if you want to blow off some steam. We can smash stuff. 262 00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:53,022 Something of Mom's, maybe. The lasagna, perhaps? 263 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,191 Or maybe something of Casey's. 264 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:57,526 Something that we bought. Let me think. 265 00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,111 Oh yeah, that would be everything. 266 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,989 Okay, well, while Mom is being rude, I'm here for you, Dad. 267 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:05,993 Seriously. Anything you need. Anytime, day or night. 268 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:06,994 [phone chimes] 269 00:13:08,412 --> 00:13:09,246 I gotta go. 270 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:15,961 Hi. Hi, hi, hi. You saw the email, right? Did you see the email? 271 00:13:16,045 --> 00:13:17,129 Who is this? 272 00:13:17,213 --> 00:13:19,048 [Casey] Shut up. Did you see the email? 273 00:13:19,131 --> 00:13:20,800 From Vice Principal Patrick? 274 00:13:21,300 --> 00:13:23,010 He loves us. We're not suspended. 275 00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,178 We're not suspended? 276 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,888 Nope. We got a warning. 277 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:27,765 What? That's amazing. 278 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:29,099 [Casey] I know, right? 279 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,685 I never thought I'd be so happy to have to go to school. 280 00:13:32,561 --> 00:13:35,648 Wait, I didn't get an email yet. Why didn't I get an email yet? 281 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,150 Maybe they're going alphabetically. Gardner before Taylor. 282 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,861 I mean, who cares? We're not suspended. 283 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:43,113 We're not suspended. Ah. 284 00:13:43,697 --> 00:13:46,242 Okay, I'm gonna go celebrate the Clayton way, 285 00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:50,830 by doing 1,000 hours of homework and then maybe some training, so… 286 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,290 Send me a hot selfie? 287 00:13:53,374 --> 00:13:55,209 No, thanks. Have fun. 288 00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:57,795 I am going to have a Twinkie. [chuckles] 289 00:13:57,878 --> 00:13:59,505 All right. Bye. 290 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:00,464 Goodbye. 291 00:14:04,510 --> 00:14:06,512 [sighs] 292 00:14:07,388 --> 00:14:11,141 I think this is a great idea, Sam. Nothing can really go wrong. 293 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:12,226 I agree. 294 00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:14,645 Do you have everything you need in that little sack? 295 00:14:15,229 --> 00:14:16,313 I think so. Yes. 296 00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:20,651 Well, I also got you something from the Techtropolis liquidation sale, 297 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:21,569 just in case. 298 00:14:21,652 --> 00:14:22,611 Walkie-talkies? 299 00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,198 Yeah, you know, in case you get scared or need a little snicky-snack. 300 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,033 -Should we test it out? -Good idea. 301 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:34,832 [Zahid] Hey, Sam. Over. 302 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,376 -Hi, Zahid. Over. -[walkie-talkie beeps] 303 00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:40,629 [Zahid] Do you know what they call walkie-talkies in France? Over. 304 00:14:41,213 --> 00:14:42,715 -No. Over. -[walkie-talkie beeps] 305 00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,842 [Zahid] Talkie-walkies. Over. 306 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:45,926 [chuckles] 307 00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,304 -That's strange. Over. -[walkie-talkie beeps] 308 00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:49,305 [Zahid] Isn't it? 309 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,766 Good night, Sam. Don't get knifed by a drifter. Over. 310 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:56,103 -Good night, Zahid. Over. -[walkie-talkie beeps] 311 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,866 [rustling] 312 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,871 [animal hisses] 313 00:15:13,954 --> 00:15:14,788 Nope! 314 00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:22,963 Whatever that is, I don't want it. 315 00:15:23,047 --> 00:15:24,840 Relax, it's just flour. 316 00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,009 It's half white and, um, 317 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,677 half something. 318 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:32,306 Beth made it. It's her special mix. It's to feed your starter. 319 00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:33,933 Feed it? 320 00:15:34,642 --> 00:15:36,894 -Do I have to take it for walks too? -[Evan chuckles] 321 00:15:36,977 --> 00:15:39,772 Uh, she put the instructions on a card inside. 322 00:15:39,855 --> 00:15:42,650 But she said if you do make bread, you can't give any to Casey, 323 00:15:42,733 --> 00:15:44,401 which is weird. 324 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,739 [inhales and exhales deeply] 325 00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:55,162 So how are you doing? 326 00:15:56,705 --> 00:16:01,377 You know this is work, right? It's not a bar. It's not a support group. 327 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:03,671 It's work. 328 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,594 [clears throat] Let's go. 329 00:16:12,137 --> 00:16:12,972 Okay. 330 00:16:15,849 --> 00:16:16,684 [chuckles] 331 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,852 -[pig snorting] -Well, hello. 332 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:20,688 Nice pig. 333 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,064 Thank you. 334 00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:26,318 I gotta admit, I'm impressed. That was a prompt pig procurement. 335 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,821 Precisely. So can we be done now? 336 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,198 I got you your dandelion and your pig. 337 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,826 I mean, I have proven myself worthy. 338 00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:35,536 I also got Sam those boots. 339 00:16:35,619 --> 00:16:38,956 That was a total Lady Shackleton move. She was always getting supplies. 340 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,167 There is one more thing. 341 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,377 [sighs] 342 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,006 How long am I supposed to stand in these? 343 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:48,507 Only three days. 344 00:16:49,299 --> 00:16:50,300 Fine. 345 00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:54,680 For the record, I once filibustered a middle school student government meeting 346 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,432 for seven straight hours. 347 00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:58,726 Good thing I brought homework. 348 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:06,066 Hey, next time there's a tragedy, remind me five meals is my limit. 349 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,151 Will do. 350 00:17:09,737 --> 00:17:10,571 Hey, uh, 351 00:17:11,655 --> 00:17:15,117 did you see this brownish goo that was in here? 352 00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:16,035 What? 353 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,829 Oh, yeah. It was like old yogurt or something? 354 00:17:18,912 --> 00:17:21,540 Ugh, I threw it out. It smelled awful. 355 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:22,666 What? 356 00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,126 What? What happened? 357 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:25,711 That was Chuck's starter. 358 00:17:25,794 --> 00:17:26,837 His what? 359 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,049 His bread thing. He fed it and kept it alive. 360 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:31,884 For a long time? 361 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:33,010 Thirteen years. 362 00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,721 Oh, Jeez. You should have told me. 363 00:17:35,804 --> 00:17:37,890 Well, I didn't think you would throw it out so fast. 364 00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,767 It smelled horrible. I needed room. 365 00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,352 -That was his legacy, Chuck's Crust. -[door opens] 366 00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,646 -I get it. I feel terrible. -[door closes] 367 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:50,027 There you are, mister. Yesterday, I had to look into a possum's eyes. 368 00:17:50,110 --> 00:17:53,113 And it was very different than looking in Stumpy's eyes. 369 00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:55,074 It was the opposite, actually. 370 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,327 And this is all because you wouldn't teach me how to build the tent. 371 00:17:58,410 --> 00:17:59,953 This is all your fault. 372 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:02,956 You looked in a possum's eyes, and it's my fault? 373 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,291 What are you talking about? 374 00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:07,377 What are you talking about, Sam? 375 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,963 Just stop, okay? I just wanted to come home 376 00:18:10,047 --> 00:18:13,092 and put this flour in my friend's bread stuff. 377 00:18:13,675 --> 00:18:14,510 That's it. 378 00:18:15,010 --> 00:18:16,261 So just stop! 379 00:18:17,805 --> 00:18:21,266 You wanted me to feel things, so now I feel things. 380 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:27,689 Maine: Augusta, Maryland: Annapolis, 381 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,817 Massachusetts: Boston, 382 00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:32,069 Michigan: Lansing. 383 00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,364 Whoo, okay, I have got to pee. 384 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:36,657 No. 385 00:18:37,324 --> 00:18:39,034 I-- I have to be able to pee. 386 00:18:40,577 --> 00:18:41,537 Casey, I-- 387 00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:47,042 Um, excuse me. No, okay? [splutters, scoffs] 388 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:49,503 Enough is enough. I'm done with this. 389 00:18:49,586 --> 00:18:53,674 You know, you keep acting like this is about Sam, and it's not. 390 00:18:53,757 --> 00:18:55,801 You're stressed, and you're taking it out on me. 391 00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,511 I'm not stressed. 392 00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:59,638 Oh really? Look at your cuticles. 393 00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:02,057 Usually, they're glorious, 394 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,934 but now it looks like you fought off a badger. 395 00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:07,020 Okay, you are torturing me to make yourself feel better, 396 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,022 and it's really, really rude. 397 00:19:09,106 --> 00:19:10,858 You don't know what you're talking about. 398 00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,943 Okay, you know what? Maybe I don't. 399 00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,570 But at least I can look at myself 400 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:17,948 and try to figure out where my bad behavior is coming from. 401 00:19:18,031 --> 00:19:21,952 Okay? But you just keep spreading your anger around like… 402 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:25,289 Well, like fluff on a dandelion. 403 00:19:26,915 --> 00:19:30,836 Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home and check on my pig. 404 00:19:30,919 --> 00:19:32,087 You're keeping it? 405 00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:36,717 Look, you can't send a shopaholic to a petting zoo. It's-- 406 00:19:37,217 --> 00:19:39,136 Well, it's the cutest place on earth. 407 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,722 I'm also in conversations about buying a llama. 408 00:20:01,325 --> 00:20:02,618 You're right. I, um… 409 00:20:05,495 --> 00:20:07,206 I've been feeling off lately. 410 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,166 I know. 411 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,503 I'm sorry I blew up. 412 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:15,839 I know. 413 00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,177 It's just hard. 414 00:20:22,512 --> 00:20:23,347 I know. 415 00:20:28,644 --> 00:20:29,478 You know, 416 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:32,773 I'm not really the one you need to talk to. 417 00:20:35,859 --> 00:20:36,693 I know. 418 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:44,743 Sam? 419 00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,796 Let me show you something. 420 00:20:58,298 --> 00:20:59,174 Come on. 421 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,759 ["Get Up" by Mother Mother playing] 422 00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:02,928 ♪ You want greatness You wanna taste it ♪ 423 00:21:03,011 --> 00:21:04,471 ♪ You wanna be a king ♪ 424 00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:07,432 ♪ You wanna make it Don't wanna fake it ♪ 425 00:21:07,516 --> 00:21:08,934 ♪ You wanna levitate ♪ 426 00:21:10,060 --> 00:21:12,104 ♪ You want love, want truth Wanna feel brand new ♪ 427 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:15,565 ♪ You want do it, do it, do it You got dreams, you got dreams ♪ 428 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:17,818 ♪ You got dreams, you got dreams ♪ 429 00:21:17,901 --> 00:21:20,153 ♪ But there's something in between, man ♪ 430 00:21:20,237 --> 00:21:23,699 ♪ And you're stuck there underneath them So get up… ♪ 431 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:27,202 Looks pretty good, huh? What do you think? Wanna take it for a test drive? 432 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:31,748 It's nice. 433 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:34,793 I'll practice putting it up more times when I get home. 434 00:21:36,378 --> 00:21:38,672 This tent stuff was stressing you out, huh? 435 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:42,884 Yes. I just moved into my new place with Zahid. 436 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:46,138 It's the only place I've been able to live except for this house. 437 00:21:47,180 --> 00:21:51,768 I know I want to go to Antarctica, but what if I can't sleep there? 438 00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,146 What if I can't live somewhere else? 439 00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,105 You? 440 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:59,151 Not able to live amongst a bunch of penguins? Come on. 441 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,570 Why do you wanna go anyway? 442 00:22:01,653 --> 00:22:04,031 I've always wanted to go. 443 00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:08,660 This is just the first time in my life that I actually thought maybe I can. 444 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:10,829 Well, then you should. 445 00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,333 We should do it the right way. You have to get ready. 446 00:22:14,416 --> 00:22:16,335 You can't drop out of school. 447 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:18,837 Okay, you have to take an official leave of absence. 448 00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:19,796 Okay. 449 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:23,717 And, um, I'm sorry I snapped at you earlier. 450 00:22:25,135 --> 00:22:26,970 I am sad about Chuck. 451 00:22:27,596 --> 00:22:30,932 You know, he was someone I could talk to about stuff. 452 00:22:32,601 --> 00:22:35,812 Well, you can talk to me about stuff, if you want. 453 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:37,898 Thank you. 454 00:22:40,025 --> 00:22:42,027 Am I interrupting a Scout meeting? 455 00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,783 What are you guys talking about? 456 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:48,700 Death. 457 00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:53,580 Did you know that when a crew member dies on an Antarctic expedition, 458 00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,666 they always have a burial ritual, no matter where they are? 459 00:22:57,167 --> 00:22:58,877 -Really? -Yes. 460 00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:00,879 They cover the body with snow, 461 00:23:00,962 --> 00:23:02,756 and they mark the site in some way, 462 00:23:02,839 --> 00:23:06,301 and then they leave a note that explains who died and how. 463 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:10,680 [Casey] Here lies Chuck's starter, 464 00:23:11,348 --> 00:23:12,766 murdered by Elsa. 465 00:23:12,849 --> 00:23:15,310 Accidentally murdered by Elsa. 466 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,397 You were a good starter. 467 00:23:19,356 --> 00:23:20,649 A mere 13 years old 468 00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,402 at the time of your tragic dumping by the kitchen wench. 469 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,406 We'll never know what kind of good bread you could've become. 470 00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:29,282 Your crisp crust, 471 00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,744 your delicious guts slathered in butter, 472 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:34,788 or jelly, or hummus, 473 00:23:35,372 --> 00:23:38,875 or a nice avocado spread with pepper and salt. 474 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:41,503 RIP. 475 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,089 This is nice. 476 00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:46,007 No, this is ridiculous. 477 00:23:47,134 --> 00:23:49,136 Does anyone else have anything they want to share? 478 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:50,053 No. 479 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:54,766 Actually, yeah. 480 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,145 Sam, I was wrong. 481 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:01,940 He was my best friend. 482 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,569 ♪ I love you like crazy, baby… ♪ 483 00:24:05,652 --> 00:24:07,654 All right, are we done? 484 00:24:08,989 --> 00:24:10,157 What's starter? 485 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:16,830 So, turns out Paige is a raving lunatic. Who knew? 486 00:24:16,913 --> 00:24:20,709 You mean, because she thought the test you designed to humiliate her was unkind? 487 00:24:20,792 --> 00:24:21,793 Exactly. 488 00:24:22,377 --> 00:24:24,504 I mean, she's not totally wrong. 489 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:27,424 I was stressed about Clayton stuff. 490 00:24:27,507 --> 00:24:29,676 And this is weird, 491 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,848 but I think maybe in a way I was hoping to get kicked out. 492 00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:36,475 What? 493 00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,227 [scoffs] I just never felt like I fit in there. 494 00:24:39,311 --> 00:24:40,562 And this year has been so hard 495 00:24:40,645 --> 00:24:44,441 that it just felt like an easy way out of all the stress. 496 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:48,403 But now that we're safe, I'm relieved. 497 00:24:50,071 --> 00:24:50,989 I'm not safe. 498 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,616 What? 499 00:24:53,742 --> 00:24:54,951 I got the email. 500 00:24:56,244 --> 00:24:57,162 I'm suspended. 501 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,206 What? 502 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:01,750 No. I-- I got a warning. 503 00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:03,627 Yeah, well, 504 00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:05,795 I guess I'm not you. 505 00:25:16,890 --> 00:25:18,975 This was sweet of you. 506 00:25:19,059 --> 00:25:21,728 As long as you don't start sleeping in here again. 507 00:25:21,811 --> 00:25:24,689 -No more of that. -No. I'm done with that. 508 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:26,900 But we're still waiting 509 00:25:26,983 --> 00:25:30,111 for this crazy plan of his to go away, right? 510 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:33,448 Actually, no. 511 00:25:35,116 --> 00:25:37,661 If I've learned anything lately, it's that life is short. 512 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:42,290 And if Sam wants to go to Antarctica, he should go to Antarctica… 513 00:25:44,042 --> 00:25:45,168 as soon as he can. 514 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,754 ["Blood Wolf Moon" by Tommy Ashby playing] 515 00:25:51,299 --> 00:25:53,343 ♪ She is so shy ♪ 516 00:25:53,426 --> 00:25:55,345 ♪ Scared of the sunrise ♪ 517 00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:58,348 ♪ Only calm by noon ♪ 518 00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,018 ♪ And he is a wallflower ♪ 519 00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,145 ♪ Scared of the fallout ♪ 520 00:26:04,229 --> 00:26:07,524 ♪ Of speaking too soon ♪ 521 00:26:08,608 --> 00:26:11,278 ♪ It only takes one move ♪ 522 00:26:12,112 --> 00:26:15,865 ♪ Can you move me? ♪ 523 00:26:17,284 --> 00:26:20,161 ♪ Under a blood wolf moon ♪ 524 00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:24,666 ♪ Down on Queen Street ♪ 525 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:29,713 [vocalizing] 526 00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:42,892 [song fades]