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[folk pop music playing]
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♪ Tell me who I'm not... ♪
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Whoa.
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Yeah.
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So...
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I don't know.
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Hungry?
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Actually, I really am.
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[laughing]
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You had me so confused.
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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After Slurpee night,
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you were like,
"It's good to have friends.
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We're friends. Friends. Friends. Friends."
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What was I supposed to say?
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I don't know, the truth?
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When I told you the truth, you ran away.
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True.
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I'm sorry.
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You came around.
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No way. Casey.
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Beth, hi. What's up?
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Who would've thought that when I went out
to get Dewey's dewormer,
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I'd run into my favorite favorite?
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Um, Beth, this is Izzie.
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Izzie, this is Beth, Evan's sister.
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Hey, hey.
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- Hey, Beth.
- Wow.
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You have pretty... everything. [laughs]
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Thanks. You too.
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Shoot, I gotta run into the store
before it closes.
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Dewey's been scooting his behind
all over the carpet.
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[laughs] I call him my scooch pooch.
Will you be here when I get back?
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No, I don't think so. I think we gotta...
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Disappointed.
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- Bye, you two pretty butterflies.
- Bye.
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[Doug] You're kidding me, right?
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What are you doing?
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Actually, don't even answer that.
I know exactly what you're doing.
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You're sneaking out to see your boyfriend
in the middle of the night.
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Yes, but it's not what you think.
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I don't need the details.
You're 16 years old.
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There's no way you're leaving this house
at 2:00 in the morning
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to go to a boy's house.
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And you're grounded for even trying.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Yeah, I deserve it.
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Why are you awake?
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It's so loud in the sunroom.
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Trucks go by, keeps me up for hours.
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Sucks that Mom's the one that cheated,
but you have to sleep on an air mattress.
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Ah, it was my choice.
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Dad...
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How do you wish
you would've found out about...
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you know?
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What, are you still feeling bad?
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No, I just...
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How do you wish she would have told you?
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No, I'm not talking to you about this.
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- Dad, please.
- Why?
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Why do you even wanna know?
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I just need to.
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I don't know, I...
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wish that...
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you know, she had maybe told me herself.
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Or...
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What?
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If it was like a one-time thing,
and it was really over.
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Maybe I wish I didn't even know at all.
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Go upstairs, okay, and go to sleep,
and you're still grounded,
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and I'm gonna ground you even more
if you keep being nosy.
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Hey, Case.
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Yeah.
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You okay?
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Yeah.
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- [theme music playing]
- Good night.
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So happy to have you onboard, Sam.
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But feel free to take it easy,
it's your first day,
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and I'll be with you
every step of the way.
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Hey, please, sir,
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don't climb the shelves.
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[exaggerated rattling]
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[chattering]
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Hey, man, where's the chargers?
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What?
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The chargers.
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Uh...
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I-I don't know.
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Don't you work here?
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Hello. Hello.
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- Hey, I'm talking to you.
- [chattering grows louder]
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Sweet duds, my dude.
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Love Hawaii.
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Baby sea turtles, am I right?
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Honu. That's what they call 'em.
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Unlike most other places in the world,
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there are only two seasons in Antarctica:
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summer and winter.
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As you can imagine, the first day
of summer is always cause for celebration.
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Are you a mai tai guy?
You look like a mai tai guy.
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- I like a mai tai.
- [snaps fingers] I knew it.
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Looking for chargers,
surf on over to aisle three,
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but before you do...
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10% off just for being the most stylish
mofo in the joint.
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Those palm trees
really bring out your eyes.
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Not even have a mahalo. Rude.
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I'm Zahid, Zahid Raja.
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I'm Sam, Samuel Gardner.
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Bob tells me you're Australian.
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- Autistic.
- Good. I hate Australians.
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I knew where the chargers were.
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I already memorized the layout
of this whole stupid store.
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Yeah, don't sweat it.
That guy is a fashion nightmare.
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Only one man
can pull off a shirt like that:
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Tom Raja, that's my uncle.
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Did you really memorize the layout
to the whole store?
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Yes. It was easy.
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- Hmm. Toasters.
- Aisle four.
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Blu-rays.
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Aisle six.
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Video games, laptops, candy.
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Aisle 11,
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back wall and right by the register.
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Oh.
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I have no idea
if those are actually correct,
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but I get the sense that you,
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how do I say this,
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complete me.
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He's what's gonna happen, Samuel Gardner.
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Bob thinks I'm gonna train you
how to work here,
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but Bob is wrong.
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I'm going to train you in life.
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And also how to work here?
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Yeah. But to be honest,
I'm not a great employee.
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But I have a feeling that you might be.
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Thank you.
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Because there are only
two seasons, though.
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the transition from one to the other
can feel brutally fast.
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One moment things are warm
and light and bright...
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and the next...
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Zahid...
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how long are we gonna be un-homied?
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It would help me to know what to expect.
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Forever. We will never be homies again.
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[Sam]
...it's utter darkness and complete cold.
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Still fighting, huh?
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Oh, man.
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This is...
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- I am not in a good place for this.
- [Casey] It'll blow over.
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Friends get in fights, it happens.
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[spits] No, he was very clear,
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it will never blow over.
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And I'm fine with that.
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All he ever did was give me great advice
when I needed it.
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I can find someone else to do that.
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- Me!
- Jesus!
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- [spits] Hi, Paige.
- What are you doing in my bathroom?
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Oh, I'm bringing Sam to school
so we can spend some more time together.
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But, Sam, I'll be your advice-giver.
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Most of the advice I need
is about our relationship.
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I can't ask you for advice about you.
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Well, sure you can.
I can be impartial. Try me.
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- Bye-bye.
- Okay.
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I don't want you
to drive me to school anymore.
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Ooh, juicy.
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What? Why not?
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You get mad.
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Out of the way, you human slug!
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You ever heard of a blinker,
or did you hide it in your fat ass?
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Get out of the car. No, really,
get out of the car, I can take you.
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Fifteen years of tae kwon do, bitch!
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Whoever taught you a form of combat
was not thinking ahead.
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And besides being scary and loud,
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you also break many, many traffic laws.
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Oh, pish-posh, I'm spirited, Sam.
I always have been.
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Besides, everyone's completely safe
at all times.
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You clipped a seagull
with your side mirror.
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Perfectly legal.
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I don't think so.
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Sam, I think the advice is pretty
clear here: just never get in a car with...
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Anyone else.
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Sam, this is the only time
that we have to spend together,
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given that you're pursuing
your future and dreams,
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and I'm dressing in a brown unitard
with a potato on top,
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so I really think
I should keep driving you.
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[sighs] Yep, I'm on my side on this one.
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I need a new Zahid.
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I mean, I'm dropping gems here.
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I'll make a list of candidates.
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Well...
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[cell phone vibrates]
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Crazy kids.
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[Doug sighs]
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Going to work?
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Yeah.
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So about what I said the other night...
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the separation.
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Yeah, I... I'm not...
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[clears throat] I can't yet.
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Okay, well, when you're ready,
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there's a lot for us to figure out.
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There's a lot of steps we need to take
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and just stuff we need to hash out.
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Okay, what, are you trying to boil this
down to jobs you need to get done,
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like check "end marriage"
off your to-do list?
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Come on, that's not what I meant.
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'Cause I'm not there yet.
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I'm still trying to figure out
what the hell happened.
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And I was thinking the other day
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about when we first got together,
how your mom hated me.
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She was awful.
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And you had my back.
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And you were there.
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So I'm trying to figure out
how we got from there to here.
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You know, so you can make your list
and pack all your boxes,
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and I'm gonna try
to figure that out, okay?
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[Sam] I need some advice...
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about Paige.
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[chuckles]
Let her drive as fast as she wants.
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As long as it's not away from you.
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How often does she floss?
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The bacteria could be affecting
her judgment.
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While we're at it,
how often do you floss, Sam?
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I think you could do better.
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I don't have any advice, but check it.
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Also, dude, when there's a sock
on the door, it means don't come in.
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Oh. Hi.
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This is good. I'm gonna frame it
and bring it by your dorm.
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Don't bother. I'm never there.
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I'm gonna do it anyway.
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One way to make sodium sulfate
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is through the reaction
of sulfuric acid and...
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Bob, I want to make sure
to avoid Zahid during my shift today
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since we're officially un-homied.
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Can you let me know
where he'll be primarily stationed?
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Oh. Uh...
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He switched his shift
so you two don't overlap.
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I'm sorry, buddy.
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Sometimes when people hurt us,
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it's just their way
of expressing their own pain.
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- Hey.
- Hi.
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Look, I know you're grounded,
so it's against the law for me to be here.
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But after the other day at Don's, I just
wanted to swing by and check on you,
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see if you're feeling
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a little less cuckoo.
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[sighs]
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Oh, and I brought you some breadsticks.
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I ate one in the car
so I know they're good.
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- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
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You wanna come in?
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You were wrong. It's not blowing over.
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Hey, Sam.
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He changed all of his shifts
so we're never working together.
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And I don't care, it doesn't bother me.
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00:15:29,345 --> 00:15:30,512
Yeah, you seem good.
259
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,723
I can't believe he did that.
260
00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:37,102
Doesn't even matter 'cause Paige drives
so fast, I'll be dead soon anyway.
261
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:38,103
What?
262
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:41,774
So no luck finding a new Zahid?
I thought that was a hilarious quest.
263
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,776
No, everyone was terrible.
264
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:47,821
And I need help. I have no idea how
to deal with Paige's driving.
265
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,282
- Road Rage Paige, we call her.
- We do?
266
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,617
Now we do, I coined it.
267
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,619
So what do I do?
268
00:15:54,411 --> 00:15:56,830
I think sometimes when people act nuts,
269
00:15:56,914 --> 00:16:00,084
like if they get all grumpy
at Don's Pizza for no reason at all,
270
00:16:00,167 --> 00:16:02,336
there might be something else
going on underneath.
271
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:05,881
So maybe just ask her
if everything's okay with her.
272
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:08,884
Worst-case scenario,
just learn to drive yourself,
273
00:16:08,968 --> 00:16:10,219
19-year-old man.
274
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,471
That is not bad. Thank you, Evan.
275
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:13,639
You're welcome.
276
00:16:16,850 --> 00:16:17,850
That was nice.
277
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:20,479
I'm a nice guy.
278
00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:22,231
Tell a friend.
279
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,483
I'm sorry about the other day.
280
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:27,069
Yeah, what was that?
281
00:16:29,697 --> 00:16:30,697
Um...
282
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,996
God, I'm just so stressed about track.
283
00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,580
'Cause my times are down and...
284
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,710
[laughs] I think it's all these power bars
I'm eating.
285
00:16:49,258 --> 00:16:50,300
[bell jangles]
286
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:51,634
Hi, there.
287
00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:55,305
Oh. Hello again.
288
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:57,224
I need to talk to you.
289
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,600
Okay.
290
00:17:05,399 --> 00:17:07,484
I've been doing a lot of thinking lately.
291
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:10,821
About the future and also about the past.
292
00:17:12,239 --> 00:17:14,408
Do you remember my 27th birthday?
293
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,494
Not specifically,
but I'm sure it was nice.
294
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,830
It wasn't. It was not nice.
295
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:23,500
It was at a Mexican place,
and I didn't wanna invite you,
296
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:27,254
but Doug said I should
because he's a good person.
297
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,506
And you came, drunk...
298
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,676
and you were mean, you mimicked him.
299
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:35,054
The waiter was there,
even he was embarrassed.
300
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,641
I don't remember.
301
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:42,185
I know.
302
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:48,525
[Elsa sighs]
303
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:52,654
I'm sorry for that.
304
00:17:54,490 --> 00:17:55,490
Thank you.
305
00:17:58,869 --> 00:18:00,829
I know I was not an easy kid. I...
306
00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:05,709
I was rigid and particular
and very specific.
307
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,419
But Doug...
308
00:18:09,129 --> 00:18:12,299
that marriage was a good choice.
309
00:18:12,966 --> 00:18:14,009
The right choice.
310
00:18:14,718 --> 00:18:16,136
You should have supported me.
311
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:20,599
I don't know what...
312
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,061
I don't know what I wanted from you.
313
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:27,981
Elsa...
314
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:30,526
you were a unique kid,
315
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:33,070
but I didn't help you.
316
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:35,989
Your kids are luckier.
317
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,158
Bye, Mom.
318
00:18:51,922 --> 00:18:53,132
What are you doing here?
319
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,092
Can we talk?
320
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,970
- Did he send you?
- No.
321
00:18:58,595 --> 00:18:59,471
Did she send you?
322
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,890
Elsa? Surprisingly, no.
323
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,144
Too bad.
I like to think she's thinking of me.
324
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,520
Look...
325
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:10,315
Sam is going through
a really hard time right now,
326
00:19:10,399 --> 00:19:13,902
and in a moment of weakness, I promised
to be his emotional support human.
327
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,905
I get it, you're doing your job.
328
00:19:17,364 --> 00:19:19,801
It's not like Edison could hop in the car
and drive over here.
329
00:19:19,825 --> 00:19:21,243
No, he cannot.
330
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:24,413
And he wanted to. I had to pry my keys
from his tiny, little hands.
331
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:25,496
[laughs]
332
00:19:26,623 --> 00:19:29,710
I hate to say this, Casey,
but you wasted your time.
333
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:32,296
Sam and I are over with for good.
334
00:19:32,963 --> 00:19:35,883
And I don't miss him.
I don't miss him one little bit.
335
00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:37,593
[Casey chuckles]
336
00:19:37,676 --> 00:19:40,345
Look, I don't know everything
that happened between you guys,
337
00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:45,142
but is it really worth
ending a friendship over?
338
00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:48,353
I mean, you don't just end
a relationship over nothing.
339
00:19:51,231 --> 00:19:52,941
I've thought about this a lot.
340
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,235
Sam was my number one, homie.
341
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:57,362
He was my protégé. He made me proud.
342
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:02,075
And he kept me on my toes
with his logical and irritating questions.
343
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,245
- He does that.
- Yeah, but... [sighs]
344
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:06,830
he hates my girl.
345
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,488
There are just some things
that are too big to look past.
346
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,463
[Casey exhales]
347
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:17,840
[Doug scoffs]
348
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:22,679
Okay, you mad at me?
Feels like you're mad at me.
349
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:26,516
- But I always think people are mad at me.
- What? No.
350
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:28,851
No.
351
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,189
Elsa wants to separate.
352
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:34,775
I'm sorry.
353
00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:36,652
It's bullshit.
354
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,071
She's the one who cheated,
but I'm the bad guy?
355
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:40,781
Sucks.
356
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,326
Yeah, it does.
357
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:47,996
What? Just say it.
358
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:49,539
Not my place.
359
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,625
- Just say it.
- Look.
360
00:20:51,708 --> 00:20:53,794
The way I think about it,
marriage is a choice
361
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,629
you make every morning when you wake up.
362
00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,048
You still making that choice?
363
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:07,015
- [tires screech]
- Hey, professor!
364
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,726
Why don't you use your PhD
to learn how to walk?
365
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,521
[shouts] I hate your face!
366
00:21:13,563 --> 00:21:14,564
[honks horn]
367
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,741
[exhales]
All righty. Here we are, love bug.
368
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:29,162
Paige, Evan said to ask you this
369
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:31,331
and it sounded like a good idea, so...
370
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,667
is everything okay with you?
371
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:35,960
Oh.
372
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:37,503
Um...
373
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,383
[sighs] Well, to be honest, Sam, no.
374
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,802
I feel low.
375
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,221
Lower than low.
376
00:21:47,431 --> 00:21:50,017
I mean, not only have my career
and life prospects
377
00:21:50,100 --> 00:21:52,561
taken a massive nosedive, but...
378
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,398
[sighs] I'm a little worried about us.
379
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:58,107
Us?
380
00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:01,278
Yes. I mean,
we're in completely different places.
381
00:22:01,361 --> 00:22:03,655
You're here at college and...
382
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:08,410
I'm at a restaurant with a ball pit
and a life-sized singing strip of bacon.
383
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,246
I remember him. Terrifying.
384
00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:12,788
Yeah.
385
00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:17,461
Also,
I've just never felt less attractive.
386
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:22,716
I mean, I'm tired,
and my hair is flat and...
387
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,344
[sighs] I smell like fried potatoes.
388
00:22:26,011 --> 00:22:28,180
What? No way.
389
00:22:28,847 --> 00:22:30,891
You're as beautiful as you always were.
390
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,353
You think I'm beautiful?
391
00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,397
You're one
of the most beautiful girls I know.
392
00:22:37,481 --> 00:22:40,192
And I don't know why
you're worried about us.
393
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,861
I told you that I loved you
on graduation night,
394
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,571
and I still love you,
395
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:48,158
and I'm going to love you in the future
no matter what you smell like.
396
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,534
Yeah.
397
00:22:51,578 --> 00:22:54,039
Yeah, I guess we both have just been so...
398
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:57,501
focused on the difficult things
that have been going on that...
399
00:22:58,001 --> 00:22:59,920
it's been hard for us to connect lately.
400
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:02,880
So...
401
00:23:03,423 --> 00:23:05,884
I should have asked you
how you were doing a long time ago?
402
00:23:06,510 --> 00:23:09,638
Well, yes, but I'm really glad
that you asked now.
403
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,309
Hey, Sam.
404
00:23:16,269 --> 00:23:19,147
Is there anywhere on this campus
that we could be alone?
405
00:23:20,190 --> 00:23:22,234
[Sam]
Things can get a little nutty in the dark.
406
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:27,948
And in Antarctica with six months
of winter and darkness in a row...
407
00:23:31,034 --> 00:23:32,285
Good for you, dude.
408
00:23:33,203 --> 00:23:36,665
...well, some very unexpected things
can happen.
409
00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:42,962
Hold on.
410
00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,175
I've been carrying this around
for a few years now...
411
00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:50,554
waiting to light it,
my first intimate moment.
412
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:51,721
Intimate?
413
00:23:54,391 --> 00:23:56,893
I think candles are against dorm rules.
414
00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,311
Well...
415
00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,481
Should we break the rules?
416
00:24:02,732 --> 00:24:03,733
For sex?
417
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:13,827
The most exciting day of the year
in Antarctica is the day the sun sets.
418
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,789
There are parties and games and fun.
419
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,211
[laughs]
420
00:24:26,465 --> 00:24:27,883
And then just like that...
421
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:30,468
it's dark.
422
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,769
I have to tell you something.
423
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:42,146
Hey.
424
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:44,398
It's okay.
425
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:48,360
What's up?
426
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:51,406
- [crying]
- It's okay.
427
00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:55,493
All right.
428
00:24:56,286 --> 00:24:58,747
Lucky for you, I'm very good at mysteries.
429
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,289
So...
430
00:25:01,208 --> 00:25:03,126
[laughs] we'll get to the bottom of it.
431
00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:07,005
- Is it Sam?
- No.
432
00:25:08,798 --> 00:25:09,841
Your parents?
433
00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,263
[laughs] Is it us?
434
00:25:21,853 --> 00:25:23,813
Did... did I do something?
435
00:25:24,898 --> 00:25:26,066
Mm-mmm.
436
00:25:28,902 --> 00:25:30,779
Did... did you do something?
437
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:39,162
[sighing]
438
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:46,294
I kissed someone.
439
00:25:51,633 --> 00:25:52,633
What?
440
00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,054
I think that I might have...
441
00:25:57,806 --> 00:25:58,806
feelings.
442
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:03,520
[stammers] Who?
443
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:06,273
Does it matter?
444
00:26:06,356 --> 00:26:07,356
Who?
445
00:26:10,110 --> 00:26:11,486
[sobs]
446
00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:13,362
Izzie.
447
00:26:16,783 --> 00:26:17,783
Oh.
448
00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:19,869
Right.
449
00:26:20,453 --> 00:26:21,580
I'm sorry.
450
00:26:22,372 --> 00:26:24,207
Oh, shit.
451
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:25,458
I'm so sorry.
452
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:26,835
Oh, shit.
453
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:35,802
Do... do you love her?
454
00:26:38,555 --> 00:26:39,555
I don't know.
455
00:26:40,307 --> 00:26:41,349
I don't...
456
00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:43,768
I don't know.
457
00:26:46,563 --> 00:26:47,856
'Cause I can't...
458
00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:52,485
We can't be...
459
00:26:54,821 --> 00:26:57,782
I just don't wanna not be together.
460
00:26:59,576 --> 00:27:00,910
I don't know what to do.
461
00:27:01,494 --> 00:27:04,331
- Well, figure it out, Casey.
- [crying]
462
00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:20,722
Hey, don't offer to help,
young, strong teenager.
463
00:27:23,725 --> 00:27:24,851
Case?
464
00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:29,606
- Oh, honey.
- [sobbing]
465
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:32,359
[sighs]
466
00:27:40,700 --> 00:27:42,619
Evan, I have great news.
467
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:44,287
I used your advice and guess what.
468
00:27:44,871 --> 00:27:46,498
Sam, now is not a good time.
469
00:27:46,581 --> 00:27:47,666
I had sex.
470
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:50,710
That's great.
471
00:27:51,419 --> 00:27:52,796
Congratulations.
472
00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:57,342
Thank you. And I've decided
who my new Zahid is. It's you.
473
00:27:58,677 --> 00:28:00,261
It's perfect.
474
00:28:00,345 --> 00:28:02,472
You're here all the time, and I live here,
475
00:28:02,555 --> 00:28:04,974
so we'll have plenty
of opportunities for advice.
476
00:28:05,058 --> 00:28:07,102
But we should work out
some kind of schedule.
477
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,854
What days were you planning
on hanging out with Casey this week?
478
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:11,064
Dude, stop.
479
00:28:13,274 --> 00:28:15,110
I can't be your new Zahid.
480
00:28:16,277 --> 00:28:17,277
Why not?
481
00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,909
She broke up with Evan? Where is she?
482
00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:23,868
Sam, stop.
483
00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:24,786
No!
484
00:28:24,869 --> 00:28:27,956
Casey broke up with Evan right when
I discovered that he's the perfect Zahid.
485
00:28:28,039 --> 00:28:28,915
Why would she do that?
486
00:28:28,998 --> 00:28:30,417
No! No go.
487
00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,462
You may not go up and yell at your sister.
She's very fragile.
488
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,047
Casey's not fragile.
489
00:28:36,131 --> 00:28:38,550
Well, right now she is. She's heartbroken.
490
00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:43,595
She is?
491
00:28:44,013 --> 00:28:45,013
Yes.
492
00:28:45,849 --> 00:28:46,849
Oh.
493
00:28:54,107 --> 00:28:55,233
What can I do?
494
00:28:57,569 --> 00:29:00,029
Get the salmon patties out of the freezer.
495
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:08,996
Thin Mints?
496
00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:13,209
You animals would eat them all
in one sitting if I didn't hide them.
497
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,048
[knock on door]
498
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,812
You're upset about the breakup?
499
00:29:36,399 --> 00:29:40,403
If it's making you so sad,
then why did you do it?
500
00:29:42,238 --> 00:29:44,240
I don't feel like I had a choice.
501
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,162
Sometimes there's no good answer.
502
00:29:50,413 --> 00:29:54,918
Like, it was the right thing morally
to turn Gretchen in, but...
503
00:29:55,919 --> 00:29:57,754
it feels horrible to lose my friend.
504
00:30:07,388 --> 00:30:09,224
Sam, I can't right now.
505
00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:17,774
You gonna come in? You gonna
sit outside like a creep all night?
506
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:23,905
What's going on?
507
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,033
Casey and I...
508
00:30:28,493 --> 00:30:29,702
we broke up.
509
00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:32,663
Oh.
510
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:36,501
[exhales]
511
00:30:38,253 --> 00:30:39,253
I'm sorry.
512
00:30:39,754 --> 00:30:40,754
She's...
513
00:30:42,257 --> 00:30:44,592
[sighs] I just can't leave.
514
00:30:45,593 --> 00:30:47,011
[sobs]
515
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:49,639
'Cause then it's real.
516
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:55,978
Yeah, I get it.
517
00:30:59,107 --> 00:31:06,072
[pop music playing]
518
00:31:07,323 --> 00:31:08,366
- Hey.
- Hey.
519
00:31:09,534 --> 00:31:11,035
Yeah, please.
520
00:31:13,162 --> 00:31:14,330
Thank you.
521
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,041
Where's Casey?
522
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:18,876
She's upstairs.
523
00:31:19,419 --> 00:31:20,419
Sam's with her.
524
00:31:21,337 --> 00:31:22,337
Good.
525
00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:25,758
Oh, man.
526
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:29,929
Listen, I...
527
00:31:30,680 --> 00:31:32,682
I don't know how to do this.
528
00:31:33,892 --> 00:31:35,768
I don't know how to do any of this.
529
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:38,897
[laughs] Yeah, no, me neither.
530
00:31:40,064 --> 00:31:41,774
But I can talk about it now.
531
00:31:43,192 --> 00:31:44,819
Okay. Good.
532
00:31:45,528 --> 00:31:47,238
I think that we should take things slow
533
00:31:48,698 --> 00:31:50,408
and hold off on telling the kids.
534
00:31:51,576 --> 00:31:52,744
I think it's a good idea.
535
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:55,746
And...
536
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:02,003
I know this wasn't all your fault.
537
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:05,798
Thank you.
538
00:32:05,882 --> 00:32:07,634
[pop music continues playing]
539
00:32:09,010 --> 00:32:14,265
♪ People say things change
Yeah, but I know better... ♪
540
00:32:14,349 --> 00:32:15,600
Why do you seem down?
541
00:32:17,310 --> 00:32:18,811
Something happen with Paige?
542
00:32:19,646 --> 00:32:21,648
No, we had sex, actually.
543
00:32:21,731 --> 00:32:23,524
Ew, gross.
544
00:32:28,196 --> 00:32:29,489
So then why are you sad?
545
00:32:31,366 --> 00:32:32,825
Because I can't tell Zahid.
546
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:45,546
[Casey sighs]
547
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:49,175
♪ Last night through the haze ♪
548
00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:56,224
♪ I felt like I was floating ♪
549
00:32:56,516 --> 00:33:01,688
♪ And it gave me such an insight ♪
550
00:33:02,355 --> 00:33:05,149
♪ That I thought I was ♪
551
00:33:05,274 --> 00:33:11,114
♪ Your holy ghost ♪
552
00:33:14,117 --> 00:33:16,119
[vocalizes]
553
00:33:20,081 --> 00:33:22,834
♪ People say things change ♪
554
00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,586
♪ Yeah, but I know better ♪
555
00:33:25,670 --> 00:33:27,922
♪ Unless you feel the pain ♪