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[rock music playing]
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♪ When you feel the world around you ♪
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♪ Spinning out of control ♪
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♪ You can find someone around you ♪
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♪ To bring you out of the cold ♪
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♪ But you don't ever have to hide ♪
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♪ What you really feel inside
So put 'em up ♪
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[vocalizes]
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♪ Two high... ♪
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There's my college boy.
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Did Edison have anything
to say to you this morning?
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Of course not, he's a tortoise.
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Well, he might not be excited, but I am.
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Orientation is a waste of time,
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especially if you've adequately prepared
on your own, which I have.
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But I know what to expect
so it shouldn't be a bad experience.
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Where are my running shoes?
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Oh, honey, I don't think it's a good idea
to go running just yet.
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Where'd you hide 'em?
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Sam, don't forget you have your
appointment with disability services today
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at 1:00 in the Taft Building.
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It's with a very kind-sounding man
named Rudolph.
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Don't make any reindeer jokes.
I did, it didn't go well.
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Okay.
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The doctor said to wait six weeks,
it's been six weeks.
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It's been five weeks, five days. I bet
you're still sore. Let me see your scar.
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Hey! My body. Bad touch.
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Now give me my shoes. Where'd you put 'em?
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Sam.
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This is everything you need
for your appointment today.
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- Sure you don't want me to go with you?
- No, thanks.
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Why not?
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Because he's a grown-ass man.
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For once she's right,
'cause I'm a grown-ass man.
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Casey, why are your sneakers
in my t-shirt drawer?
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Yes!
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I was hiding them.
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Oh, well, you should let me
know next time.
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I'm done.
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All right, well, good luck.
I'm proud of you, Sam.
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I don't need luck, I'm prepared.
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Hey, honey,
don't forget we have our thing today.
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Do we really have to go?
Are we getting anything out of it?
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I am. Maybe if you opened up more.
You only get out of it what you put in.
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Well, so far, I've put about $300 into it.
Am I getting that back?
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[theme music playing]
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[Sam] Every year after mating season,
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penguins lose their feathers
and get a new coat.
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This little guy
might not look like much right now,
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but pretty soon he'll be sleek,
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streamlined and fully waterproof.
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Whoa, Nelly, what happened
to that sad sack? Syphilis?
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Is it syphilis?
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Zahid, what are you doing here?
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Just finished up orientation
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at the Margaret B. Rosenkrantz
School of Nursing.
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Turns out Margaret B. was quite the fox.
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"B" actually stands for aboia-oia-oia-ing.
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I'm going to my orientation in a minutes.
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Awesome. Who are you gonna be?
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- What?
- It's a whole new world, Sammy.
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These people know nothing about you.
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You can be whoever you want.
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I was a sexy anthropologist
who wanted a career change.
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Oh, and...
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I wear suspenders now.
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You can always trust a guy in suspenders.
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I'm fine with my current wardrobe.
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Inexplicable, but okay.
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The point is, now is the perfect time
to reinvent yourself.
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You can be whoever you want.
That's what college is for.
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I'm not looking to reinvent myself.
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All I want is to not fail,
to not be the four out of five.
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I'm perfectly fine doing that as my same
old self in my same old clothes.
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You're gonna do great.
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I agree.
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So, junior year, you ready?
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- [Casey sighs]
- [Sam] Molting looks painful.
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[Casey] Hey.
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You mean ten months of that awkwardness?
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- Can't wait.
- He's harmless.
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[Sam] And maybe it is, I don't know.
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I'm not a penguin.
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I'm a bee.
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Welcome to the hive.
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Here's a freshman survival guide
detailing everything you need to know
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to be the best Denton Bee you can be.
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I don't need one. I have one.
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I've read it so many times
that I've memorized it.
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Okeydokey, tuna poke-y.
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[students chattering]
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I wonder if molting penguins stand
in front of other penguins
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and get embarrassed
about all their feathers falling out.
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Okay, bees, take a seat.
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Icebreaker time! Whoop-whoop!
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We'll all say an adjective starting
with the first letter of our name,
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then our name,
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then a funky dance move
that goes with that adjective.
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Watch and learn.
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I'm Excited Evelyn.
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Excited Evelyn!
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Okay, who's next?
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[Sam] The thing is, as a penguin,
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you really have no choice.
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I'm Standing Sam.
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- [Evelyn] Yes.
- [man] Nice one, man.
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- Dude, that was iconic.
- Totally subversive.
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I called ahead to see
what the icebreaker was going to be
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and I thought they might keep it a secret,
but they told me right off the bat.
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[laughing]
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You're hilarious.
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I am?
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I am.
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The thing about molting is...
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you just have to get through it.
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[Elsa] I've been giving him more space.
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- She has.
- And it feels good.
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- Yeah.
- Just stepping back.
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Like, I could breathe.
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I think I always let you breathe.
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[laughs] No breathing.
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Sorry.
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Well, that's good.
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So we have a few more minutes.
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Is there anything else you wanna
make sure we talk about today?
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Yeah.
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You said you want me to be more open...
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So I wanna know...
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how did this happen.
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Like, you don't just...
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sleep with someone out of the blue.
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There has to be a bunch of small steps
that gets you to that point.
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So I wanna know how.
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I remember...
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actually.
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It was my first lie.
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I was thinking about Nick.
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And you noticed I was distracted.
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And you asked me...
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what was up.
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I said I was thinking
about some PTA thing.
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And I think...
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it was that little lie
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that made...
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every other lie just a tiny bit easier.
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I wish I had stopped myself.
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I wish you had, too.
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It kinda sucks you just had surgery.
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It's not gonna be as fun
kicking your ass at practice.
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I'll have you know, I went
on my first run, and I'm as fast as ever.
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Did it hurt?
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- Like a bitch.
- [laughs]
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Hey, I brought you guys milkshakes.
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I don't want it to be weird with us
for the next two years, so...
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peace offering.
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Thanks.
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My stomach's still a little wonky
from the appendectomy, but...
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I'll take it.
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- Hers, too.
- [laughs]
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Thank you. Bye.
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Hey, it doesn't completely make up
for what you did,
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but I appreciate the apology.
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[laughs]
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That wasn't for you, that was for Izzie,
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but you guys are joined at the hip
so just to be clear,
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you're still a bitch.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry.
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Hey, Nate.
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♪ Go ahead, hooligans, ow-ow! ♪
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♪ Get me some hooligans, hooligans
Ow-ow! ♪
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♪ Get me some knuckle-handed hooligans
Ow-ow! ♪
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♪ Get me some hooligans, hooligans
Ow-ow! ♪
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You punched his milkshake?
How do you punch a milkshake? It's liquid.
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I didn't punch it. I bopped it.
It's more gentle than a punch.
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- On accident?
- No, on purpose.
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Have you met this kid?
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- Casey.
- Crowley.
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You have tremendous potential.
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You're smart, you're tough,
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you work hard and you seem
completely happy to throw it all away.
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That's not what I'm doing.
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Isn't it? You don't think you belong here,
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- so...
- I don't.
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Look...
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I'm not trying to be a menace...
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and I love this team.
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I know.
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But it's junior year.
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It's a big one for you...
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SATs, college stuff.
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You need to set aside this emotional angst
and decide what you want.
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Do I have to?
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Nice suspenders.
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Can you help me find the Taft building?
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Hey, Standin' Sam!
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I'll have you know that 43 kids later,
Standing Sam remains choice, my dude.
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Thank you.
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I normally don't like icebreakers,
which is ironic because I love ice.
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- [laughing]
- You're the best.
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I declare that from this moment forward,
Sam's our guy.
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- Let's call ourselves the Tasty Trio.
- Yes!
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- Why?
- [laughs] It's dope, and I'm starving!
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Hey, do you wanna hang out with us?
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- Maybe get something to eat?
- Yeah. [gasps]
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I can't. I have an appointment.
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What? You mean we gotta hang out
with someone else?
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Bummer.
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Yeah, everyone else here
is just spazzes and weirdos.
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[man's voice] Spazzes and weirdos.
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- [man 2] What a loser.
- [man] Spazzes and weirdos...
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- spazzes and weirdos, spazzes and weirdos,
- [laughing]
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spazzes and weirdos...
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[man] Skip your meeting!
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- [gasps] Skip it...
- Skip it...
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[Sam] I don't usually skip things.
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I don't usually break rules, but...
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it's college.
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Maybe it is time to reinvent myself.
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I'm going to skip my meeting.
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- Yes!
- Yes! Yeah!
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I'm Skipping Sam now.
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[laughing] He's still got it.
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Oh, this guy.
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I didn't believe it at first.
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Thought the package went to the wrong
place, company forgot to send it, but no.
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Somebody's stealing my Omaha steaks
right off my front porch.
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- [cell phone ringing]
- Wow. They are good steaks.
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You better believe it.
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Hey, what's up?
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Sorry to bother you,
but I didn't know what to do, who to call.
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Okay, well, slow down. What's going on?
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Amber's having a hard time breathing.
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And I don't know, maybe I'm overreacting.
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Okay, where are you guys? Are you home?
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- Yeah.
- All right, we'll be right there.
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We don't get to go get burgers
right now, do we?
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Afraid not, Chuck.
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Meat's being taken out of my mouth
left and right.
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It was so scary.
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I mean, everything was normal, fine.
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We were having tacos, laughing,
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and then the topic of school
got brought up and...
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it was like she couldn't breathe.
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She was gasping.
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It was awful.
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Well, it's okay.
Okay, you did the right thing.
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But she's gonna be okay.
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I think we're good over here.
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So tell me the truth, am I dying?
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No. You're not dying.
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But I do think you had a panic attack.
253
00:13:12,082 --> 00:13:14,960
What? Like an anxiety disorder?
Panic disorder?
254
00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,962
Full-blown derealization?
255
00:13:17,046 --> 00:13:19,089
She reads a lot of medical journals.
256
00:13:19,173 --> 00:13:20,424
- Oh, yeah?
- Mm-hmm.
257
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,052
So you probably know
that panic attacks are pretty normal,
258
00:13:23,135 --> 00:13:24,929
and they could happen to anyone.
259
00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,181
- I've even had a couple recently.
- You did?
260
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,182
Yeah.
261
00:13:28,265 --> 00:13:32,061
The trick is just slow things down
and get yourself back into a nice,
262
00:13:32,144 --> 00:13:33,979
calm rhythm.
263
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:37,024
My son does a thing where he recites
264
00:13:37,107 --> 00:13:40,486
the four kinds of Antarctic penguins,
and that helps him.
265
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:41,737
That's dumb.
266
00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,406
Oh, well,
maybe you can recite something else
267
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:47,451
like the different blood types.
268
00:13:47,535 --> 00:13:48,535
That's smart.
269
00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:50,955
O, A, B, AB.
270
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:54,166
O, A, B, AB.
271
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:55,250
Thank you.
272
00:13:55,751 --> 00:13:57,253
I think we better get out of here.
273
00:13:57,336 --> 00:13:59,088
Got an emergency at the Burger Shack.
274
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,881
[Megan laughs]
275
00:14:01,006 --> 00:14:04,635
Mmm! Oh, my God, these are the best
chicken fingers that I have ever eaten.
276
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,471
Yeah, and he's super picky.
He only eats crunchy things.
277
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:11,559
I sampled the chicken fingers
at all the different eateries on campus.
278
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,686
This one definitely
has the crispiest breading.
279
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:15,688
[laughs] You're the best.
280
00:14:15,771 --> 00:14:17,356
[man] Okay, we gotta bounce.
281
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:20,985
Time for me to go fall asleep in the quad
for three or four hours, but hang later?
282
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,148
Yeah, what dorm are you in?
283
00:14:23,487 --> 00:14:24,905
I wanna live in the dorms.
284
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:27,908
- Wow, I'm assuming orientation went well.
- Very.
285
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,078
Well, hon, I hate to tell you,
but you missed the deadline
286
00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,205
for student housing this semester.
287
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,164
Wrong.
288
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,792
I already went to the housing office,
and lucky for me,
289
00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:38,252
someone got hit by a car.
290
00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:39,752
He just broke his legs.
291
00:14:39,795 --> 00:14:42,631
He'll be back next semester,
but his room is available.
292
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:46,927
Dorms? On campus? Not home?
293
00:14:47,803 --> 00:14:49,889
What does Rudolph think of all this?
294
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:52,016
- I don't know, I skipped my meeting.
- What?
295
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,851
- Why would you?
- I don't need it.
296
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:56,186
I'm doing great at college
without services.
297
00:14:56,937 --> 00:14:59,315
Okay, we're not finished
with this conversation.
298
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:01,567
School called.
299
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,235
You punched a milkshake?
300
00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:05,487
Um, no, I didn't punch it, I bopped it.
301
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:07,573
- Like that. Ooh!
- Oh! Casey.
302
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:10,159
Oh, that always makes a bigger mess
than I think it will.
303
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:12,620
Hey. What's going on?
304
00:15:12,703 --> 00:15:14,997
Casey punched a milkshake and my folder.
305
00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,248
I'm living in the dorms.
306
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:17,499
Yeah?
307
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:20,044
Wow, I loved living in the dorm.
308
00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,463
What do you mean,
"punched a milkshake?"
309
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:24,882
You have to stop punching things.
310
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:25,883
I agree.
311
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:28,135
Oh, do you?
'Cause someone punched a hole in the wall.
312
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:30,818
Maybe we can hang a Merry Christmas sign
on Nate's milkshake, huh?
313
00:15:31,597 --> 00:15:32,431
Okay, bye.
314
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:33,891
Yeah, better "okay, bye."
315
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:38,520
Can you do me a favor and put
the microwave and the toaster in a box?
316
00:15:38,604 --> 00:15:39,604
Thanks.
317
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,521
At least we'll have half of them
living in the house.
318
00:15:44,568 --> 00:15:46,612
Yeah, but we have to keep the violent one.
319
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:00,124
What the hell?
320
00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:08,342
Do you think Edison's terrarium
will fit in here?
321
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:11,387
I think he'll like dorm life.
He's always been a bit of a night owl.
322
00:16:11,470 --> 00:16:14,390
Yeah, I'm pretty sure
they don't allow pets at Denton.
323
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,684
What? Why would they not allow pets?
324
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,018
I'm sure they do.
325
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,770
Yeah, no.
326
00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,397
No waterbeds either.
327
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,920
And definitely no pets on waterbeds.
That would be a disaster.
328
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:27,778
But I need Edison.
329
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:31,198
The last time I tried to sleep away
from Edison, I got arrested.
330
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:34,326
So stay at home.
Why do you wanna live in the dorms anyway?
331
00:16:34,410 --> 00:16:37,830
Because the freshman survival guide says
that students who throw themselves
332
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:41,166
into dorm life are more likely to succeed.
333
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:43,043
And I wanna be close to the Tasty Trio.
334
00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:43,961
Who?
335
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:46,964
My new friends.
I'm reinventing myself as funny and cool.
336
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:48,924
Why? You're already fine... ish.
337
00:16:49,008 --> 00:16:50,008
No.
338
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:54,680
Well, maybe fine's overstating it,
but, you know, you're decent.
339
00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,516
This is who I was.
340
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,728
I don't wanna be that guy anymore.
341
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,067
Fine. I'll help you.
342
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:10,403
Good.
343
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:13,866
Wow, okay.
344
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,410
Turns out you just need an official letter
345
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:19,621
and you can get your dumb tortoise
registered as an emotional support animal.
346
00:17:20,164 --> 00:17:22,291
That is the most ridiculous thing
I've ever heard.
347
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:24,126
Yes, and it's great.
348
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:25,627
Mark my words,
349
00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:28,797
if I find one drop of turtle feces
in my duffel bag,
350
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,507
I will poop on your bed.
351
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,051
That seems fair.
352
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,179
So...
353
00:17:35,929 --> 00:17:38,140
I guess I'm moving into the dorms.
354
00:17:40,851 --> 00:17:43,228
Hey, it's gonna be great.
355
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:44,521
You don't know that.
356
00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:46,440
I don't know that.
357
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,318
Maybe this is a terrible idea.
358
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:51,820
How about we go case the joint?
359
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:59,787
So yesterday Mitchell shaved his entire
body to get down on his time.
360
00:17:59,870 --> 00:18:02,289
Now he's just prickly all over
like a pudgy cactus.
361
00:18:02,372 --> 00:18:04,292
Do you want the number
for our couples therapist?
362
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:05,769
- [Luisa sighs]
- [cell phone chimes]
363
00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,668
Oh.
364
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,378
- Who's that?
- Paige.
365
00:18:08,462 --> 00:18:10,631
I'm watching her plants
while she's at college.
366
00:18:10,714 --> 00:18:13,759
I am a bit of a plantaholic myself.
367
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,886
I make my own soil.
It's a proprietary blend.
368
00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:19,848
One part fruit peels, two parts dung.
It really does the trick.
369
00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:22,851
I don't really know what I'm doing.
I've never had succulents.
370
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,269
Oh, my Lord and Taylor.
371
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,021
I love succulents. Let me help you.
372
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,356
- Oh, no...
- You're calling me.
373
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:28,440
I'm coming over.
374
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:30,442
She's bringing dung.
375
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,278
Do you think it's too late
for me to cancel being here?
376
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,072
I've had a really long day.
377
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,950
Maybe if I just back out slowly.
378
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,493
Oh, now you're talking.
379
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:41,995
How did Sam's orientation go?
380
00:18:42,079 --> 00:18:45,541
He wants to live in the dorms, and he
skipped his disability services meeting.
381
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:46,875
I'm sorry, that sucks.
382
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,420
But it's up to him whether
he signs up for services or not.
383
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:51,504
I know.
384
00:18:52,172 --> 00:18:53,382
He has to do it himself.
385
00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:56,385
- I know.
- You can't do it for him.
386
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,302
I know.
387
00:18:57,386 --> 00:18:58,428
Hi.
388
00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:02,808
Hypothetically speaking,
let's say a student on the spectrum,
389
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:05,811
adorable, brown hair, named Sam Gardner,
390
00:19:05,894 --> 00:19:07,271
missed his appointment
391
00:19:07,354 --> 00:19:09,439
to determine his eligibility for services.
392
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:11,859
Could I turn in his paperwork
on his behalf?
393
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:14,302
Or if you have the time,
I could go through it with you now.
394
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:16,405
I'm sorry, I'm confused.
395
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,781
Is this appointment for you?
396
00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:19,366
Oh, no. I'm not...
397
00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:23,745
Then the hypothetical student would need
to reschedule the appointment himself.
398
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,829
Okay.
399
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,791
Um, well, do you think you could, maybe,
400
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:31,003
just give him a ring
to speed up the process?
401
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,463
Like maybe a friendly
"Welcome to Denton" call.
402
00:19:33,547 --> 00:19:35,465
He's really good at returning phone calls.
403
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,676
No, but he can call me.
404
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,846
- Hypothetically.
- Is Rudolph here?
405
00:19:41,513 --> 00:19:43,265
- We kind of know each other.
- Mm-mmm.
406
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:45,851
We had a good... okay.
407
00:19:46,351 --> 00:19:49,146
[Sam] When a penguin molts,
they're no longer waterproof...
408
00:19:49,229 --> 00:19:51,607
Why do you have your sweatshirt?
It's 80 degrees outside.
409
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,483
So people know I belong here.
410
00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,111
...forcing them away from the place
they feel most at home.
411
00:19:58,030 --> 00:19:59,489
Yo, what's up? I'm Sam.
412
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,366
W-What?
413
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:04,411
- Your name can't be Sam. I'm Sam.
- Cool.
414
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,455
Two Sams. I'll be Sam G.
415
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,915
I'm Sam G.
416
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,834
We're off to a great start then.
417
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,754
Do you have a middle name?
Maybe you could go by that.
418
00:20:14,463 --> 00:20:15,839
Okay, well, welcome to our room.
419
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,299
I gave you the bed near the window
420
00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:20,219
because it's better,
and this one had a weird stain on it.
421
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,762
Hmm.
422
00:20:21,845 --> 00:20:25,557
[pounding, clacking]
423
00:20:35,108 --> 00:20:36,652
Do they play that game a lot?
424
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,070
Only till, like, 1:00 a.m.
425
00:20:54,753 --> 00:20:55,753
Oh, no.
426
00:20:57,297 --> 00:21:00,092
Cindy. [gasps]
427
00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:03,887
What you did to this plant
is basically waterboarding.
428
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,681
Okay, but how do I fix it?
429
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,766
I need to send Paige proof-of-life.
430
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:11,061
Well, short of buying it
a tiny scuba suit,
431
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:12,687
just leave it alone.
432
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:17,359
Um, leaving things alone
isn't exactly my strength.
433
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:21,071
You ever been to a desert?
You know what the weather's like there?
434
00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:24,408
No more watering. Back off, lady.
435
00:21:26,451 --> 00:21:27,786
[sighs]
436
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,165
[squeaking]
437
00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,586
[Casey sighs]
438
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,256
Is it always this squeaky?
439
00:21:39,339 --> 00:21:43,010
I'm not sure. I mean, I usually don't open
and close it 35 times, but you do you.
440
00:21:43,093 --> 00:21:45,262
Pretty soon you're gonna want him
to do someone else.
441
00:21:46,096 --> 00:21:48,015
I'm gonna go grab dinner
with my lacrosse team.
442
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,100
You got friends here,
or do you wanna join us?
443
00:21:50,183 --> 00:21:51,310
I have friends here.
444
00:21:51,768 --> 00:21:55,022
[both] Tasty Trio! Tasty Trio!
445
00:21:55,105 --> 00:21:56,648
Tasty Trio!
446
00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,193
[Sam] Molting requires that you look
a lot worse before you can look better.
447
00:22:00,277 --> 00:22:02,988
Sorry, dude, 15 tamales means 15 tamales.
448
00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:04,323
Digest it.
449
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:08,452
Now you gotta pay the price.
A tasty trim by the Tasty Trio.
450
00:22:08,535 --> 00:22:12,831
- Tasty Trio! Tasty Trio! Tasty Trio!
- What the hell am I watching?
451
00:22:15,000 --> 00:22:16,001
Hi, Tasty Trio.
452
00:22:16,084 --> 00:22:17,753
Aw, hey, Stan.
453
00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:24,343
[Sam] Even though every penguin molts,
454
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,553
they rarely molt together.
455
00:22:27,554 --> 00:22:30,223
It's universal but lonely.
456
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:32,642
I guess they weren't my friends.
457
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:36,188
Good. Those guys are incredibly,
incredibly lame.
458
00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:38,523
I thought by preparing for college,
459
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,361
it'd be better than high school,
but it turns out it's the same.
460
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,488
I can't reinvent myself.
461
00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:45,571
Sam...
462
00:22:46,073 --> 00:22:48,325
despite what Mom would have you believe,
463
00:22:49,659 --> 00:22:51,787
the universe doesn't revolve around you.
464
00:22:51,870 --> 00:22:54,081
I mean,
this transition would be hard for anybody.
465
00:22:54,164 --> 00:22:56,833
You think the guy who just got
his haircut's having a good time?
466
00:22:57,918 --> 00:23:01,088
I didn't ask him,
but his hair looked terrible.
467
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:05,008
Did I ever tell you
about my first day at Clayton?
468
00:23:06,593 --> 00:23:09,346
I couldn't figure out how to buy food.
469
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,683
I cried three times
in three different bathrooms.
470
00:23:14,768 --> 00:23:16,478
It was awful.
471
00:23:18,688 --> 00:23:21,942
I'd say you're doing better,
but you punched a milkshake.
472
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:23,193
Bopped.
473
00:23:27,030 --> 00:23:29,950
Hey, if you want...
474
00:23:30,659 --> 00:23:33,870
we can be each other's
emotional support animal.
475
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:37,165
That role is reserved for Edison,
476
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,875
but maybe
477
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,962
you could be my emotional support human.
478
00:23:43,672 --> 00:23:44,672
Fine.
479
00:23:45,549 --> 00:23:46,549
Hey.
480
00:23:47,634 --> 00:23:48,802
You forgot your sweatshirt.
481
00:23:49,594 --> 00:23:50,594
Later, Sam.
482
00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:54,683
He remembered my name.
483
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:04,526
[Elsa] Hey.
484
00:24:06,820 --> 00:24:07,820
For the dorms.
485
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,533
I've been over-watering you,
metaphorically,
486
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:15,120
so if this is something you really want,
go for it.
487
00:24:15,620 --> 00:24:19,249
Thank you, but I've decided not
to start sleeping there just yet.
488
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,334
I think Edison will be more comfortable
at home.
489
00:24:21,793 --> 00:24:22,793
Okeydokey.
490
00:24:24,421 --> 00:24:26,702
You're trying not to,
but you're smiling so big right now.
491
00:24:26,756 --> 00:24:27,799
No, I'm not.
492
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,260
Hey, Casey.
493
00:24:31,344 --> 00:24:34,347
It was sweet of you to go to Denton
with your brother today.
494
00:24:34,431 --> 00:24:36,349
I have no idea what you're talking about.
495
00:24:36,433 --> 00:24:38,518
I get it, you just had to help.
496
00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:43,356
You know, you're not as different from me
as you'd like to believe.
497
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,567
That is the meanest thing
you've ever said to me.
498
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,527
And I'm not above bopping that tea.
499
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:48,945
Oh, well, I know you're not.
500
00:24:52,199 --> 00:24:54,701
[sniffs]
Why does it smell like crap in here?
501
00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:58,455
Oh, that's Kathy's dung.
Look how good Cindy looks.
502
00:24:58,538 --> 00:25:00,858
Earlier today, I wasn't even sure
if she was gonna make it.
503
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,710
Oh. You're like a plant EMT.
504
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:07,714
[laughs] Look at us.
Saving lives left and right.
505
00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:08,965
[cell phone chimes]
506
00:25:18,391 --> 00:25:19,392
Who's that?
507
00:25:19,976 --> 00:25:21,686
Oh, Chuck.
508
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:25,607
Someone stole his Omaha steaks
off his porch.
509
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:29,528
That's terrible. People can be so mean.
510
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:36,117
[clears throat] Plants look great.
511
00:25:36,201 --> 00:25:38,537
♪ If you won't leave me, then I won't go ♪
512
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:41,289
♪ If you can't see me
Guess I'm a shadow ♪
513
00:25:41,373 --> 00:25:44,084
♪ If I say sorry, would you let go? ♪
514
00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,545
♪ It's the only thing we know ♪
515
00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,005
♪ If you don't need me, say it ain't so ♪
516
00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:52,300
♪ And if you won't lead me
Who will I follow? ♪
517
00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,011
♪ If I say sorry, would you come home? ♪
518
00:25:55,220 --> 00:25:57,389
♪ It's the only thing we know ♪
519
00:25:57,472 --> 00:26:00,058
♪ If you won't leave me, then I won't go ♪
520
00:26:00,141 --> 00:26:02,978
♪ And if you don't lead me
Who will I follow? ♪
521
00:26:03,061 --> 00:26:05,772
♪ If I say sorry, would you let go? ♪
522
00:26:05,855 --> 00:26:07,983
♪ It's the only thing we know ♪
523
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:10,610
♪ If you don't need me, say it ain't so ♪
524
00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:13,863
♪ And if you can't see me
Guess I'm a shadow ♪
525
00:26:13,947 --> 00:26:16,616
♪ If I say sorry, would you come home? ♪
526
00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:19,244
♪ It's the only thing we know ♪