1 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,260 [Sam] Rituals are important. 2 00:00:11,803 --> 00:00:14,181 When two pods of orcas have been apart, 3 00:00:15,057 --> 00:00:17,059 they'll reunite at the surface of the ocean 4 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:19,019 before all diving down to the bottom. 5 00:00:21,146 --> 00:00:23,148 It's called the orca greeting ceremony. 6 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,361 It's how they know everything is okay. 7 00:00:29,821 --> 00:00:31,990 Because that's what rituals do. 8 00:00:34,743 --> 00:00:36,453 They make everything okay. 9 00:00:37,538 --> 00:00:39,540 [door opens] 10 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:47,130 [door creaks] 11 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:08,485 - [noise maker blares] - [screams] 12 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:11,071 - Happy birth minute! - [yells] Get out of my room! 13 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,574 It's time for your "happy birthdays." You get 16 this year. 14 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:15,242 - [repeating] Happy birthday. - Get out! 15 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:16,994 - Happy birthday. - Get out! 16 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,954 - Happy birthday. - Get out! 17 00:01:19,037 --> 00:01:20,372 - Get out! - Happy birthday. 18 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,498 Happy birthday! 19 00:01:25,335 --> 00:01:26,837 [knocking at door] 20 00:01:27,004 --> 00:01:31,008 [Sam] I only got to 13 birthdays. I still need to say it three more times. 21 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:32,843 [yells] No! [huffs] 22 00:01:34,720 --> 00:01:36,722 [incoming text] 23 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,226 SAM HAPPY BIRTHDAY 24 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:43,979 [laughs] 25 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:48,984 CASEY'S BIRTHDAY RITUALS 26 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:50,319 WAKE CASEY UP AT BIRTHDAY MINUTE 27 00:01:50,402 --> 00:01:51,945 16 HAPPY BIRTHDAYS 28 00:01:52,154 --> 00:01:53,655 Go back to sleep, Edison. 29 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,714 [water pouring] 30 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,677 [text alert chimes] 31 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,679 EVAN TUBA HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 32 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:25,437 I KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 33 00:02:25,937 --> 00:02:27,939 [text alert chimes] 34 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:32,110 SECOND FIRST TIME! 35 00:02:33,737 --> 00:02:37,949 NOW I FEEL LIKE IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. 36 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,535 [chuckles] 37 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:49,503 [Sam] Humans are the only animals that have a birthday ritual. 38 00:02:50,212 --> 00:02:52,798 Other animals don't use time to measure age. 39 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,967 They measure age through milestones. 40 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,429 SIP-SIP HOORAY! IT'S CASEY'S BIRTHDAY! 41 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:05,602 There she is, my birthday girl. 42 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:08,980 - I made you a special birthday breakfast. - This looks like what I eat every day. 43 00:03:09,064 --> 00:03:10,399 With a strawberry. 44 00:03:11,274 --> 00:03:13,527 So any special big plans for tonight? 45 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,488 Um, I'm probably just going to do what I always do. 46 00:03:16,571 --> 00:03:20,075 I think Evan and Sharice are coming over, and we're going to watch a movie, 47 00:03:20,158 --> 00:03:22,285 and just chill, low-key. 48 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:23,286 No drama. 49 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:26,790 - Happy birthday, happy birthday. - Thank you. Hi. 50 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,125 This came for you, Sam. 51 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,335 That's a big envelope. Is it from Denton? 52 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,045 - That means you got in. - Nope. 53 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:36,133 I used $200 of my own money, from my own bank account, 54 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,177 to adopt my own baby penguin from the penguin cam. 55 00:03:39,261 --> 00:03:40,804 You bought a penguin? 56 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:44,182 - Adopted. Me and ten other people. - Is it gonna live here? 57 00:03:44,266 --> 00:03:45,767 - That's kick-ass. - No. 58 00:03:45,851 --> 00:03:47,936 She'll stay at the aquarium, obviously. 59 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:51,022 But I'm the majority shareholder, so I have naming rights. 60 00:03:51,106 --> 00:03:54,568 Well, you can name it Casey, both sort of came on the same day, kinda. 61 00:03:54,651 --> 00:03:56,486 Two Caseys in one family? 62 00:03:56,570 --> 00:03:59,990 I mean, Mom's Christmas newsletter won't make any sense. 63 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:02,200 I can't believe you're 16. 64 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,411 I still remember the day you were born. 65 00:04:04,494 --> 00:04:06,204 I remember the day you were hatched. 66 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,373 Well, happy birthday. I'll see you guys later. 67 00:04:08,457 --> 00:04:09,791 - Love you. - Wait! 68 00:04:09,875 --> 00:04:11,418 We didn't do the Casey sandwich. 69 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,338 Oh, we don't have to do that this year, Sam. 70 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:18,341 Yeah, we do. It's part of the birthday ritual. 71 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:19,509 We do it every year. 72 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:22,554 Okay. Well, we'll do it really quick. 73 00:04:22,637 --> 00:04:24,097 - Yes. - [Casey yells] No! 74 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,560 All right, happy birthday. Happy birthday. I'll see you guys later. 75 00:04:28,643 --> 00:04:29,603 Bye, honey. 76 00:04:32,189 --> 00:04:33,440 Mwah! 77 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:36,485 - Okay. I need to go. - Wait! 78 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,528 You need to drink your birthday chocolate milk. 79 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,989 Sam, I can't drink this. 80 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,576 - It's like it's looking at me. - But it's part of the ritual. 81 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,623 Mmm! Ritual-licious. 82 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,208 WEAR UNDERWEAR BACKWARDS (ME, NOT CASEY) 83 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:53,293 CASEY SANDWICH. BIRTHDAY MILK. 84 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:02,052 [mobile phone ringing] 85 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,262 I have to go. 86 00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:07,307 If you want to be a slave to time, man, go for it. 87 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,810 I don't know what that means. Bye. 88 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,063 Oh! Bailey Bennett. 89 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,899 Is this a casual relationship 90 00:05:16,066 --> 00:05:17,776 or a regular relationship? 91 00:05:17,859 --> 00:05:21,571 This is not a relationship. This is nothing. [laughs] 92 00:05:21,655 --> 00:05:23,740 We kiss sometimes and that's it. 93 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,952 - And I can't tell anyone, correct? - Correct. 94 00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:32,624 Can I tell people that I made out with someone, but not say who it is? 95 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,626 I don't care. 96 00:05:35,460 --> 00:05:37,212 Okay. Thank you for your clarity. 97 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:50,016 Look at this place. 98 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,519 I always forget how nice it is. I feel underdressed. 99 00:05:52,602 --> 00:05:54,312 Nah, you look like all the other chauffeurs. 100 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,564 Shut up, you punk. 101 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:57,065 You ready for this? 102 00:05:57,148 --> 00:05:58,275 Sure am, are you? 103 00:05:59,276 --> 00:06:00,110 Not really. 104 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:05,073 Wow, you are... You're surprisingly good at this. 105 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,410 Yeah, I mean, it's basically just like... 106 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,495 running, but with tires instead of feet. 107 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:15,250 So, um... 108 00:06:15,834 --> 00:06:17,002 How's school? 109 00:06:17,878 --> 00:06:18,753 It's fine. 110 00:06:19,754 --> 00:06:23,633 I don't have any friends, so I got a lot of time for my studies. 111 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:27,554 What about your friend Auggie or Ozzy? 112 00:06:27,637 --> 00:06:30,432 Izzie. We're not really friends anymore. 113 00:06:31,182 --> 00:06:33,560 Oh! [stammers] I'm out of the loop. 114 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:34,519 It's fine. 115 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,730 You got your own stuff going on. 116 00:06:38,064 --> 00:06:41,318 Mom moving out, then back in and... 117 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:43,612 hopefully back out again? 118 00:06:43,695 --> 00:06:44,905 Who knows. 119 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,656 Make this right here. 120 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,410 Look at that, you signaled and everything. 121 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:53,288 - I'm not an idiot. - Yeah, I know. 122 00:06:54,956 --> 00:06:56,750 So whatever happens... 123 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:59,544 with Mom and I, it's between us, okay? 124 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:01,379 It's... 125 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:03,590 She's always going to love you guys. 126 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,092 She's always going to have your back. So don't... 127 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,303 Don't worry about it. It's our thing. 128 00:07:08,678 --> 00:07:09,638 I know. 129 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:12,766 It's just... Whenever she does something nice, 130 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:14,601 I remember seeing her kiss that bartender. 131 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,898 [breathes deeply] Sometimes it's just, like, all I can think about. 132 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:23,068 Sorry. You know, I wish... 133 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:25,612 I wish you never saw that. 134 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:27,280 Me, too. 135 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:33,036 Hey, but she hasn't done anything to piss me off in a while, so... 136 00:07:34,037 --> 00:07:36,289 You know, it's probably just a matter of time. 137 00:07:36,831 --> 00:07:38,875 - Yeah, probably. - [Casey laughs] 138 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:42,128 [Elsa] Okay, everyone! The birthday girl is almost here. 139 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,339 So what are we going to say when she gets here? 140 00:07:44,422 --> 00:07:45,548 [all at once] Surprise. 141 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:48,760 Yeah, but less like you're at a funeral. Okay? 142 00:07:48,843 --> 00:07:50,387 Who says "surprise" at a funeral? 143 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:53,598 Hey, Mrs. G, this is some party. 144 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:56,267 Well, Casey's never had a big birthday party, 145 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,937 so I figured... 16, perfect year. 146 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:02,941 Yeah, totally. And I love the... sentiment, um... 147 00:08:03,858 --> 00:08:07,946 I think that Casey said that she wanted, like, something small. 148 00:08:08,655 --> 00:08:13,618 I know. But this has been a really hard year for her. 149 00:08:13,952 --> 00:08:16,246 Because of... well... 150 00:08:17,288 --> 00:08:18,498 me, so... 151 00:08:19,082 --> 00:08:22,252 I need to do this, and... she deserves it. 152 00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:23,378 - Yeah. - Right? 153 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,088 - Yeah, she does. - [both chuckle] 154 00:08:26,047 --> 00:08:27,298 Whatcha working on, busy beaver? 155 00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:29,592 Making a birthday comic for Casey. 156 00:08:29,676 --> 00:08:31,052 It's part of the ritual. 157 00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:33,638 Oh, shit, I didn't get her anything. Throw my name on that? 158 00:08:36,474 --> 00:08:38,435 Wait, what's up with you? You seem different. 159 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,936 What do you mean? 160 00:08:40,311 --> 00:08:43,523 You have a secret, Sam Gardner. Look at me. 161 00:08:43,648 --> 00:08:45,650 [guests chattering] 162 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,112 You've been smooching. 163 00:08:49,571 --> 00:08:50,530 True. 164 00:08:50,613 --> 00:08:53,867 Look at you! Under my tutelage! I knew it. 165 00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:55,326 So, who's the lucky lady? 166 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:56,953 I can't tell anyone. 167 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,039 - Sam... - Hi, Sam. 168 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,835 Okay, I see. 169 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,837 Say no more, brother. 170 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:07,630 I hear you loud and clear. 171 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:08,923 Okay. 172 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,092 They're coming! 173 00:09:11,176 --> 00:09:12,761 [Elsa] Everybody, hide. 174 00:09:16,639 --> 00:09:17,599 Sam, honey. 175 00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,028 Look, I'm all for hiding if there's a good reason, 176 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,154 but who're we fooling? 177 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:33,907 That kid's holding a paper plate in front of his face. 178 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,992 Why am I crouching in a skirt? 179 00:09:36,367 --> 00:09:38,495 - [whispering] Doug and I had sex. - Really? 180 00:09:38,578 --> 00:09:39,829 That's amazing. 181 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:42,248 Are you back together? What's going on? 182 00:09:42,332 --> 00:09:44,292 No, he's been distant. 183 00:09:45,376 --> 00:09:46,920 He slept in the sunroom. 184 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,631 Here's what you got to do: throw yourself at him. 185 00:09:50,215 --> 00:09:52,258 I normally wouldn't say that to someone, 186 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:55,095 but this is a critical moment and I want you to be happy. 187 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,852 Hey, dude, what are you doing here? 188 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:06,314 There's a surprise party for you inside and I hate surprises. 189 00:10:06,397 --> 00:10:09,651 - Yeah, me too. - No. Sorry, kid. We gotta do it. 190 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:12,070 - Thank you. Thanks for that. - No problem. 191 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:14,322 [door unlocks and opens] 192 00:10:16,157 --> 00:10:18,535 [all yell at once] Surprise! 193 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:19,911 Happy birthday. 194 00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:21,371 [cheering and applauding] 195 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:22,413 Hi. 196 00:10:23,123 --> 00:10:23,957 Hi, guys. 197 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,334 [Evan] Are you surprised? 198 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,171 Yeah. Hey. Hi. 199 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,590 Hey, Casey, happy birthday again. 200 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,717 Time to play Ickle Bickle Beanstalk. 201 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:35,885 Not right now, Sam. 202 00:10:36,678 --> 00:10:38,054 [girl] Happy birthday, Casey. 203 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:42,559 - What's Ickle Bickle Beanstalk? - It's a silly game I made up ten years ago 204 00:10:42,642 --> 00:10:45,520 after two glasses of wine, when the kids were climbing the walls. 205 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:49,232 I don't know, somehow it made it into Casey's birthday ritual. 206 00:10:49,732 --> 00:10:52,652 I'm shocked it's lasted ten years. 207 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:54,946 Come on. I'll hide the Ickle Bickle. 208 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,030 No, I said no. 209 00:10:56,614 --> 00:10:58,366 But I don't want Edison to die. 210 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:02,495 Not many people know this, but Edison isn't my first tortoise. 211 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,206 First... 212 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:07,542 there was Tesla. 213 00:11:09,043 --> 00:11:13,298 But on Casey's 12th birthday, she broke her arm and we had to go to the hospital 214 00:11:13,381 --> 00:11:15,175 and I never completed our ritual. 215 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:19,179 When we got home, Tesla was dead. 216 00:11:20,722 --> 00:11:23,558 My parents said it had nothing to do with the ritual. 217 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,394 But that morning Tesla was the picture of health. 218 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:31,024 He was active and alert. His eyes were clear and bright. 219 00:11:31,107 --> 00:11:33,943 His stool was solid and black. So explain that. 220 00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:38,990 Ever since then, I always complete the ritual. 221 00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:40,950 Always. 222 00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,078 Hey, it's okay. 223 00:11:44,162 --> 00:11:46,372 [guests chattering] 224 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:49,834 It's okay. There's no reason to get upset. Okay? 225 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,461 You want tighter or looser? 226 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,795 - Tighter. - Okay. 227 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:54,505 - [guests chattering] - [music playing] 228 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:55,798 [Sam sighs in relief] 229 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:57,300 Is that better? 230 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,220 - Yeah. - Okay. Okay. 231 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,475 I'll leave it alone for now. 232 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,520 But I'll be back in 16 minutes, and then we'll play Ickle Bickle Beanstalk. 233 00:12:10,104 --> 00:12:12,023 Sixteen 'cause it's my 16th birthday? 234 00:12:12,106 --> 00:12:14,734 Yes, because it's your 16th birthday. 235 00:12:14,817 --> 00:12:17,612 And the square root of 16 is four, and that's my number. 236 00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:20,114 So it's the perfect amount of time. Okay. 237 00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,575 Sixteen minutes, starting now. 238 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,744 - [guests chattering] - [music playing] 239 00:12:30,541 --> 00:12:32,543 So, you enjoying your party? 240 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:35,838 - So... nope! - Hey, where are you going? 241 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,384 Upstairs to change 'cause my mom invited 1,000 people over without telling me. 242 00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:42,929 So is it too early to sneak away for our first-second time? 243 00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,722 Our second-first time? 244 00:12:44,806 --> 00:12:46,182 Yes, it is too early. 245 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,558 But that would be a really good way 246 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,769 to get back at her for throwing me a party I didn't want. 247 00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:53,022 Oh, yeah, I mean, she's, like, a major jerk. 248 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:55,316 Look, I know, like, honestly, 249 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,610 I know this isn't exactly what you wanted, 250 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,698 but it's happening, and... and it's kind of fun. I mean, look! 251 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:05,451 That guy's dancing with a paper plate in front of his face. [laughs] 252 00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:07,578 He's the Sia of this party. 253 00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:10,748 So why don't you just dance your little butt upstairs, 254 00:13:10,832 --> 00:13:14,252 you know, lose the uniform, and get some regular clothes, 255 00:13:14,335 --> 00:13:16,337 and can we just try to have some fun? 256 00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,172 I vote: hell yes! 257 00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:19,632 [all chuckle] 258 00:13:19,716 --> 00:13:22,010 Ooh, I come alive at this song! 259 00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,095 [upbeat dance music playing] 260 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:28,349 Okay, fine. I'll have fun. 261 00:13:32,228 --> 00:13:34,355 ♪ I'm a jet-set player ♪ 262 00:13:34,439 --> 00:13:36,482 ♪ Yeah, I'm doing life right ♪ 263 00:13:36,566 --> 00:13:38,151 ♪ Rooftop party ♪ 264 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:39,319 HAPPY BIRTHDAY 265 00:13:40,695 --> 00:13:42,071 HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASEY 266 00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,489 SWEET SIXTEEN 267 00:13:44,073 --> 00:13:46,075 [guests chattering and laughing] 268 00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:50,121 Sixteen years old. 269 00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:52,332 - Can you believe it? - I can't believe it. 270 00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:56,502 She was so... small and wrinkly as an infant. 271 00:13:56,836 --> 00:14:00,548 She looked like a baked potato that was microwaved too long. 272 00:14:01,132 --> 00:14:03,343 She was such an unattractive baby. 273 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:06,012 - She's so pretty now. - Yeah. 274 00:14:08,389 --> 00:14:11,517 [sighs] Gee, I'm sorry. Are you okay? 275 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,234 No, I'm fine. 276 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:27,742 So I stepped out to get some air, 277 00:14:27,825 --> 00:14:31,204 only to find the bench that I so lovingly painted... mutilated. 278 00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:33,206 I mean, the "Live" was completely rubbed off. 279 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:36,501 And then, when I asked about the school's vandalism policy... 280 00:14:36,584 --> 00:14:37,710 there isn't one! 281 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,754 So, you and Sam, huh? 282 00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,838 Oh, thank God. 283 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:44,801 Will they? Won't they? I mean, you kids drive me nuts. 284 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,552 - What? - Come on. 285 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:49,639 I know my Sammy's kissing somebody. Who else could it be, but you? 286 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,724 Oh, no, Sam and I are not kissing. 287 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,685 Wait, is he kissing? Who is he kissing? 288 00:14:55,103 --> 00:14:58,523 Did I say "kissing"? I meant blissing. 289 00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:02,026 As in, giving someone emotional and mental bliss 290 00:15:02,110 --> 00:15:05,738 through... platonic conversation. Obviously. 291 00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:06,781 Later, Paige. 292 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:14,831 Sammy, I did something bad. 293 00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:17,917 Really bad. Like, stray-dog-on-a-highway bad. 294 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,877 - [alarm chimes] - Sixteen minutes is up. 295 00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:21,879 It's Ickle Bickle Beanstalk time. 296 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:26,843 Okay, cool. Yeah, no. Dance floor seems like a good place to hide out. 297 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:29,053 It's definitely a funky place to hide out. 298 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,022 [text alert chimes] 299 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:43,067 ELSA U OK? 300 00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:47,947 [pants] Adelie, Chinstrap, Emperor... 301 00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,242 - Adelie... - Oh, jeez. Are you a penguin guy, too? 302 00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,161 - Oh, hey, Chris. - It's Christopher. 303 00:15:53,244 --> 00:15:54,328 Okay, um... 304 00:15:55,329 --> 00:15:56,747 You gonna come inside? 305 00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:58,291 Maybe later. 306 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:00,293 Want me to bring you cake when we take it out? 307 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,669 A corner piece, please. 308 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,463 I think it's actually round. 309 00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,965 - Then forget it. - All right. 310 00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,767 Ickle Bickle Beanstalk. 311 00:16:16,851 --> 00:16:18,644 Really? Has it already been 16 minutes? 312 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,646 Yes, you promised. Come on. 313 00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,648 Okay, fine. 314 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:25,151 - Edison lives. Thank you. - [Paige] Sam. 315 00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,778 - Did you kiss someone? - Yes. 316 00:16:27,862 --> 00:16:28,779 Who? 317 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,491 Bailey Bennett was very clear. 318 00:16:31,574 --> 00:16:33,284 I'm not supposed to tell. 319 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,703 It's a rule, and I love rules. 320 00:16:36,579 --> 00:16:37,914 Plus, she's pretty scary. 321 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,835 I'm sorry, Paige, but I have a privacy agreement with the girl I've been kissing. 322 00:16:42,919 --> 00:16:44,295 I'm sure you understand. 323 00:16:44,712 --> 00:16:45,713 I don't. 324 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:49,133 - Bummer. - So you're really not going to tell me? 325 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:50,301 Yes, exactly. 326 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:55,515 You, Evan. Hide this. 327 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,808 What is this? Like, a magic gorilla? 328 00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,187 Don't be silly. It's the Ickle Bickle. Hide it somewhere so we can find it. 329 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:02,897 Okay. 330 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:06,025 - Come on, let's swish-boom. - Really? 331 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,028 Oh, my God. I am the best sister in the world. 332 00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:10,279 Okay. 333 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,698 Swish-boom. Ready? Go! 334 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,620 Swish-boom.Swish-boom. 335 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:20,081 Swish-boom. Swish-boom. 336 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,375 Oh, there you are. 337 00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,585 Kind of got cut off back there. 338 00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,128 I'm sorry. I just... 339 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,674 I'm still working everything out. 340 00:17:29,757 --> 00:17:31,717 I just... I need more time. 341 00:17:31,801 --> 00:17:32,843 I get it. 342 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,392 That is one hot mama. 343 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:40,977 What'd you say? 344 00:17:41,060 --> 00:17:43,187 I said, "That is one hot mama." 345 00:17:45,147 --> 00:17:47,191 It's a compliment, on all fronts. 346 00:17:47,316 --> 00:17:49,151 [laughs] 347 00:17:50,152 --> 00:17:51,529 Aw, shut up, Zahid. 348 00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:59,245 Was I supposed to tell them I finished hiding that gorilla thing? 349 00:17:59,662 --> 00:18:01,872 To be honest, I'm a little fuzzy on the rules. 350 00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,541 But doesn't Casey look pretty? 351 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:05,626 Hey, chill out, Beth. 352 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,634 [boy] Wow, super cool dance moves. 353 00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,345 [girl] I love candy in a cup. 354 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,682 Hey, Newton. Hey, Sam. 355 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,149 There she is. 356 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:30,860 I made pizza rolls. Having fun at your party yet? 357 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,863 Yeah, I was until the bitches from Clayton Prep showed up. 358 00:18:33,946 --> 00:18:36,741 - Who the hell invited them? - Izzie and the track team? 359 00:18:36,824 --> 00:18:38,659 - Yeah. - I did. 360 00:18:38,909 --> 00:18:41,329 I thought it would be a good way to mend fences. 361 00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:43,664 - It's your birthday. - No, that is not your place. 362 00:18:43,748 --> 00:18:46,542 - I hate them. - I'm so sorry, Casey. I... 363 00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:49,211 - Do you want me to ask them to leave? - Yeah. 364 00:18:49,295 --> 00:18:52,048 And while you're at it, can you ask everybody else to leave, too? 365 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,092 I never wanted this. I wanted something small. 366 00:18:55,384 --> 00:18:58,429 But... you don't listen. Of course, you don't care. 367 00:18:58,512 --> 00:19:01,682 Hey, Case, take it easy. She went through a lot of trouble. 368 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,768 Are you seriously defending her? 369 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,102 Whose side are you on? 370 00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:08,689 There's no sides, she was doing something really nice. 371 00:19:09,023 --> 00:19:11,067 Hey... stop being a brat. 372 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,777 Are you kidding me? 373 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:26,707 Wait! We have to find the Ickle Bickle. Evan didn't even go up there, you nut. 374 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:29,251 [yells] Leave me alone! I don't care about the Ickle Bickle 375 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:31,962 or any of your stupid rituals. It's not even about me! 376 00:19:32,046 --> 00:19:34,090 [sobs] It's just about Sam, Sam, Sam, 377 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,634 just like everything else in my sorry-ass life. 378 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,678 [whimpers] 379 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:46,519 - Drama. - That's enough. 380 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:53,651 [Elsa] Hey. 381 00:19:54,860 --> 00:19:58,239 Sam. I saw what happened with Casey. Are you okay? 382 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:00,157 No, I'm furious! 383 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:03,285 Casey said I was making her party all about me, 384 00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:06,789 but I was only trying to complete the ritual, which is all about her. 385 00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:11,419 And also maybe a teensy-weensy bit about Edison too, but mostly her. 386 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:16,632 Okay. 387 00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:20,803 Originally, the birthday ritual 388 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:25,015 was meant to help you focus on Casey for her big day. 389 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:29,562 But, I... I guess over the years things have kind of shifted, 390 00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:33,899 and I think maybe today you were making it about yourself. 391 00:20:34,859 --> 00:20:37,153 It's not about me. It's about the ritual. 392 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:40,531 - You don't break rituals. - Actually, it's about Casey. 393 00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:49,665 Just like I... thought Casey would want a big party. 394 00:20:49,999 --> 00:20:52,835 When actually, that's what I wanted. 395 00:20:55,546 --> 00:20:57,757 - Yeah, big oversight. - Yeah. 396 00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:02,428 I think... we both owe Casey an apology. 397 00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,557 I wouldn't say that we owe her an apology. 398 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,770 But, I'm okay with giving her one anyway. 399 00:21:14,148 --> 00:21:17,276 Look. I found it, the Ickle Bickle. 400 00:21:17,693 --> 00:21:20,321 Ickle Bickle Beanstalk! Ickle Bickle Beanstalk! 401 00:21:27,077 --> 00:21:28,287 He seems fine, right? 402 00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:30,372 Yeah, Sam's fine. 403 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:34,919 So... 404 00:21:35,836 --> 00:21:38,088 Last night was really wonderful. 405 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:42,885 - Felt like we were connecting, didn't it? - Yeah. 406 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,221 Like we were us again, finally. 407 00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,181 After forever. 408 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,475 Just hold on one sec, okay? 409 00:21:56,649 --> 00:21:58,234 So, if you want to talk... 410 00:21:59,443 --> 00:22:01,779 [stammers] I don't want to talk about it. 411 00:22:02,363 --> 00:22:04,073 But if I do I'll let you know. 412 00:22:10,746 --> 00:22:13,415 - [noise maker toots] - [knocking at door] 413 00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:17,711 Leave me alone, Mom or Evan. 414 00:22:19,421 --> 00:22:20,256 Hey. 415 00:22:22,716 --> 00:22:23,551 Can I come in? 416 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:26,554 Okay. 417 00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,143 Your brother's all jazzed up because he found this creepy little gorilla thingy. 418 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:37,273 - It's the Ickle Bickle. - Yeah. That's what he told me. 419 00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:40,025 I like you guys. 420 00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:45,531 Dude, I'm sorry. 421 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,867 About everything. 422 00:22:49,702 --> 00:22:52,204 I was a dick... and I got jealous, 423 00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:55,165 and I was afraid of losing someone that I love. 424 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:57,334 I would never come between you and Nate. 425 00:22:57,418 --> 00:22:58,377 Screw him. 426 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,839 No, I was afraid of losing you. 427 00:23:03,007 --> 00:23:04,258 - Oh. - I just... 428 00:23:05,009 --> 00:23:06,760 Before you got to Clayton, I... 429 00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,305 felt so out of place. 430 00:23:10,097 --> 00:23:11,640 Like I couldn't be myself. 431 00:23:12,933 --> 00:23:16,729 And with Nate, our lives are just so different. 432 00:23:16,812 --> 00:23:19,023 Like, he's a huge douche and you're not? 433 00:23:19,106 --> 00:23:20,149 - Yes. - [both chuckle] 434 00:23:23,986 --> 00:23:27,531 And then you and I got into that big fight and we stopped talking. 435 00:23:28,324 --> 00:23:30,743 And... I missed you. 436 00:23:32,828 --> 00:23:35,164 I, like, really, really missed you. 437 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:39,043 And I just want my girl back. 438 00:23:43,631 --> 00:23:45,925 Sorry if that sounds stalkerish. 439 00:23:46,508 --> 00:23:47,509 [laughs] It does. 440 00:23:49,261 --> 00:23:51,472 But I feel the same. So... 441 00:23:52,056 --> 00:23:52,973 it's cool. 442 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:58,771 Let's forehead promise to never leave each other again. 443 00:24:00,064 --> 00:24:00,940 Okay. 444 00:24:01,607 --> 00:24:02,608 What is that? 445 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:04,568 Come here, I'll show you. 446 00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,033 [both chuckle] 447 00:24:14,203 --> 00:24:15,871 - That's it. - [laughs] 448 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:20,125 Is it obvious that I just made this up? 449 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:22,252 [both chuckle] 450 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,262 - Hey, Casey, I... - Mom. 451 00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,059 Oh, sorry. I just... 452 00:24:37,393 --> 00:24:39,603 I just wanted to let you know that cake's ready. 453 00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,897 Yeah, we're gonna be down in a second. 454 00:24:41,981 --> 00:24:43,440 Hi, Mrs. Gardner. 455 00:24:48,654 --> 00:24:52,366 [Sam] In nature, there are a lot of rituals that no one ever questions. 456 00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:55,744 Like, why a peacock spreads its tail feathers, 457 00:24:55,828 --> 00:24:57,871 or why a gorilla beats its chest. 458 00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:58,789 - Hey. - Hey. 459 00:24:59,081 --> 00:25:00,749 I'm sorry I was being lame earlier. 460 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,750 Yeah, it's... 461 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:06,547 [Sam] It's just necessary for mating or survival. 462 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:11,343 I was going to say sorry too, but... 463 00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,554 - I guess we're okay. - Yeah. 464 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:17,599 I'm officially asking for a rain check on my birthday gift. 465 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:19,435 Yeah, granted. 466 00:25:21,687 --> 00:25:23,480 Hey. Where is everybody? 467 00:25:24,231 --> 00:25:25,399 I sent them home. 468 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,609 All right, you guys, come on. Let's have some cake. 469 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,279 [Sam] Humans, however, have a lot of unnecessary rituals 470 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,781 that have nothing to do with mating or survival. 471 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:36,368 - ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ - No, no singing. 472 00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:38,871 Casey hates the "Happy Birthday" song, right? 473 00:25:39,538 --> 00:25:42,166 Yeah. Thanks for remembering. 474 00:25:42,249 --> 00:25:45,961 Okay, let's sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" instead. I'll start. 475 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,381 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 476 00:25:49,465 --> 00:25:52,593 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 477 00:25:52,676 --> 00:25:55,763 ♪ Up above the world so high ♪ 478 00:25:55,846 --> 00:25:58,932 ♪ Like a diamond in the sky ♪ 479 00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:02,144 ♪ Twinkle, twinkle, little star ♪ 480 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,397 ♪ How I wonder what you are ♪ 481 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:08,358 Thanks for the party, Mom. 482 00:26:08,442 --> 00:26:09,777 Honey, I'm so sorry. 483 00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,361 No, it's okay. 484 00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:12,488 Really. 485 00:26:12,863 --> 00:26:14,364 This is a weird family. 486 00:26:14,448 --> 00:26:17,076 Yeah. But doesn't Casey look pretty? 487 00:26:17,826 --> 00:26:18,994 What, you too? 488 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:20,788 ["Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Dale Bozzio plays] 489 00:26:20,871 --> 00:26:22,998 ♪ I come home in the morning light ♪ 490 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:27,461 ♪ My mother says, "When you gonna live your life right?" ♪ 491 00:26:27,544 --> 00:26:31,256 [Sam] But even though we don't need rituals in the same way as animals... 492 00:26:33,509 --> 00:26:35,385 some of them are still kind of nice. 493 00:26:37,137 --> 00:26:38,222 What's up? 494 00:26:39,056 --> 00:26:39,973 Not much. 495 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,517 I found the Ickle Bickle. 496 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:43,060 It was in the sunroom. 497 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,311 Yeah, I heard. 498 00:26:45,187 --> 00:26:47,272 I'm sorry I didn't finish playing. 499 00:26:47,356 --> 00:26:48,982 I know how much it means to you. 500 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:52,027 It's okay. I think I was being annoying. 501 00:26:52,402 --> 00:26:53,320 You were. 502 00:26:53,737 --> 00:26:57,282 But I was a pain, too, so... maybe we can call it even. 503 00:26:57,741 --> 00:26:58,575 Deal. 504 00:27:00,494 --> 00:27:01,495 You know... 505 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:05,040 there's still one more part of the birthday ritual. 506 00:27:05,124 --> 00:27:06,625 I was hoping you'd say that. 507 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:12,089 What are Little Dude and Little Sis getting into this year? 508 00:27:12,172 --> 00:27:14,049 Discovering the Souther Pole? 509 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,510 No, but good idea for next year. 510 00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:20,848 [Casey laughs] We're so fast. 511 00:27:23,058 --> 00:27:24,518 Drahid. 512 00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:25,936 - That's Zahid... - Yeah. 513 00:27:26,019 --> 00:27:26,937 ...as a dragon. 514 00:27:27,646 --> 00:27:30,941 You know, I think this is my favorite part of the birthday ritual. 515 00:27:32,025 --> 00:27:34,653 I'm going to miss it when you're away at school next year. 516 00:27:34,736 --> 00:27:37,447 I won't be that far, I'll only be at Denton. 517 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:40,826 - You will? - Yes. I got my acceptance letter 518 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:43,579 to the scientific illustration program this afternoon. 519 00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:45,956 That's huge news! 520 00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:48,375 - Ow! - Why didn't you say anything? 521 00:27:49,209 --> 00:27:51,295 [sighs] Today is your day. 522 00:27:55,382 --> 00:27:57,634 - Stop doing that. - That's so annoying. 523 00:27:59,219 --> 00:28:00,596 Sam... 524 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,473 [sighs] You're going to do big things. 525 00:28:04,057 --> 00:28:05,976 - I know. - [Casey chuckles] 526 00:28:06,059 --> 00:28:08,145 Hey, who wants to watch a movie? 527 00:28:08,228 --> 00:28:10,689 No violence, but I'll allow exposed butts. 528 00:28:10,772 --> 00:28:13,192 I like butts. Should we get Dad? 529 00:28:13,275 --> 00:28:14,484 Sure. 530 00:28:14,568 --> 00:28:16,320 I don't know where he is. 531 00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,654 He was just here. 532 00:28:17,738 --> 00:28:19,031 Let's not wait. 533 00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,458 THE LOW DIVE