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You worried about the regionals?

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I know Clayton Prep has that one speedy
Mexican girl,

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but I know you could beat her.

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Are you offended I called her Mexican?
'Cause she actually is.

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I kissed a boy.

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Wow.

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That's something.

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Yeah, I wasn't gonna tell you,
but you're kind of my goto,

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which makes me feel like a loser.

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Wow. That's your first kiss, huh?

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That's...

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That's a big deal.

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Oh, God, you're being weird.
I'm not being weird.

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You are. You're running away from me,
moving your arms weird.

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No, I'm not. I'm just gangly.

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It's how I run.

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Wait a second. Hold on a second.

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Who is this boy?

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What school does he go to?
What do you guys do together?

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How tall is he?

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His name is Evan,
and he goes to tech school.

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And we mostly just hang out
at Kennedy Park.

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And he's coming over to do homework.
Homework?

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What kind of homework do they give
at the tech school?

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Can he fix our AC?
Can we stop talking about this?

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Casey?

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Casey, wait up!

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Whoever said
"Practice makes perfect"

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was an idiot.

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Humans can't be perfect,
because we're not machines.

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Unfortunately, the best thing
that you can say about practice

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is that it makes... better.

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Which is why I know that in order
to be a good boyfriend to Julia,

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I need a practice girlfriend first.

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You get good at something
when you do it repeatedly...

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when you get into a routine.

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Casey.

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Why does my todo list say
"Remove stick from butt!"?

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I don't know.

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But if it's on there,
you got to do it, right?

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You guys need fuel after your run?
I made cinnamon buns.

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No, no, no, no, no.

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I got all the sugar I need right here.

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Did you know there are 432 girls
at our school

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and 91 of them have a name
that starts with an M,

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which is 21%,

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and the national average is only... 9%?

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I 100% don't care.

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Boop!
Cool fact, buddy.

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I'm going to the mall later.
Does anybody need anything?

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"No, Mom,
but thanks for everything you do."

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In second grade,
Madison Gold gave me a valentine

53
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with a picture of a
western honeybee on it

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that said "Bee mine." Bee.

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I didn't understand why
the word "be" was misspelled,

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but she was nice and explained it to me.

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That's the first joke I ever learned.

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Hey, Madison. Bee mine.

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Um... what?

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Would you like to go on a date?

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That's so nice, but I'm busy.

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Okay.

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Wait.
I didn't tell you when the date is.

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Friday, 6:00 p.m., Eastern.

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I'm still busy.

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Okay.

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I also forgot to tell you that you
would be my practice girlfriend.

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The person I really like is Julia,
my therapist, if that makes it better.

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It makes it worse.

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If Friday is bad,
I could do Thursday instead.

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My God! I don't want to go out with you.

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Why not?
Because...

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Look, no offense at all...
at all, at all...

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but... you're really weird.

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And you wear the same clothes every day.

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I also have this guy from camp
that I haven't seen in a while,

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but we text all the time...

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I need new clothes.

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Okay. How come?

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Girls seem to like it when boys wear
more than one type of shirt. Why is that?

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I guess to get a sense of your style.
It says something about a person.

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Like how some iguanas flare their
colorful dewlaps to attract a mate.

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Exactly... like that.

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I think.

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How do you currently
pick out your clothes?

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I don't. My mom does.
Doesn't your mom pick out your clothes?

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Not anymore.

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I think maybe it's time
to start picking out your own clothes.

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But... how?

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There are so many clothes.

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And different colors
and patterns and sizes.

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This shirt is called "fog gray,"

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but fog isn't even a color...
it's translucent.

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Just pick something that feels like you.

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Once you live on your own,
you'll need to choose your own clothes.

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You can do this, Sam.

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There's a stylish dude in there.

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You mean me, right?

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I do.

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All right, you're doing great.

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So, Casey has a boyfriend.

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Uhoh.

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Oh, no. It's okay. Casey's got
a good head on her shoulders.

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Just breathe normally, ma'am.
You're doing great.

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She told me about it,
so that's a good thing, right?

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I'm sure I got nothing to worry about.

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That's the same thing I said
about my daughter.

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It's fun being a grandfather.

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You'll like it.

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Mom, I want to go shopping with you.

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What?

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You're going to the mall.
I want to come.

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I love spending time with you.
You know that.

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But it's easier
if I go to the mall by myself.

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But Julia says I need to learn how
to do my own shopping

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for when I live by myself one day.

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Well, that's fine,
and that's good for Julia to say,

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but she wasn't with us
the last time we went to the mall.

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It was so overwhelming,

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with all the sounds and the lights

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and, God, that awful fountain

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with the water going every which way.

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I hated that fountain.

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Yeah, you did.

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And you ended up getting upset,

126
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and do you remember what happened?

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I slapped the nice man at Panda Express,

128
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and then we got banned forever.

129
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And we love their Kung Pao chicken.

130
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But...

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Julia thinks I'm ready.

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How about this?

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How about if I see anything that's cute,

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I'll take a picture on my phone
and send it to you,

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and then you can shop
from the comfort of home?

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Pretty great idea, right?

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No.

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Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore.

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I can go shopping.

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I can do things.

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Of course you can.

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All right.

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I'll finish up here, and we'll go, okay?

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You want to help me put away
the groceries?

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No.

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Wow, I have never seen
a less photogenic family.

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Yeah, we pride ourselves on that.

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Can we be done now?
No, no, no.

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Oh, look at you in this one.
Look at you scowling!

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Yeah, I was annoyed.

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My mom plans this
autism walk every year,

152
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and makes us take a picture
to remember how sweaty we are.

153
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Oh, man.

154
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These are great.

155
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Hey, where's your dad in this one?

156
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That's weird. My mom never lets us skip.

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When I had appendicitis,
she told me to walk it off.

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Dad.

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This is... Evan.

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Hey. It's nice to meet you, sir.

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Thanks for stopping by.

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Dad, why weren't you
at the autism walk in 2004?

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Huh?

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You're not in the picture.
Oh. I don't know.

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I think I had a work thing.

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Really?
Mom let you skip it for a work thing?

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Yeah.

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So, you guys all done studying?

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Is Evan ready to go?

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No, he's gonna take me to track practice.
I can take you.

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Well, I don't need you to. He is.

172
00:10:01,355 --> 00:10:03,816
Oh, Evan drives? You drive?
Yes.

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00:10:03,899 --> 00:10:05,484
How's your record?
Clean.

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00:10:05,568 --> 00:10:07,778
Parking tickets? Traffic violations?
Mnhmnh.

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00:10:07,862 --> 00:10:09,572
Parole? None of that?
No.

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00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:10,781
He stole a tuba.
Casey.

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00:10:10,865 --> 00:10:12,950
What's that mean, "tuba"?
What's that, slang?

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We should probably get going.

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Maybe you should get going.
Dad!

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Can we have a second?

181
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Yeah. I'll be in the car.
Yeah.

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What the hell?
I say that to you.

183
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What are you doing? Coming home early.
All up in my face. Acting like Mom.

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You know, I love your mom,
but that's a low blow.

185
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Okay, I justYou know,
I get worried about you.

186
00:10:36,307 --> 00:10:38,643
I don't want you distracted.

187
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I don't want you
to screw up your track career.

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I'm not. Track is important to me.

189
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Is it?
Yeah. Stop acting like a lunatic.

190
00:10:44,357 --> 00:10:46,901
We're gonna talk about
that tuba thing later, too.

191
00:11:05,753 --> 00:11:06,962
Okay.

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00:11:07,046 --> 00:11:08,672
Thanks for the ride.
Yeah.

193
00:11:08,756 --> 00:11:11,467
We could've walked here faster.
You drive like my nana.

194
00:11:11,550 --> 00:11:13,344
Have you seen my car?

195
00:11:13,427 --> 00:11:15,971
If I drive too fast, pieces fall off.

196
00:11:18,432 --> 00:11:21,143
So...
that was weird with your dad, right?

197
00:11:22,144 --> 00:11:23,854
Yeah. He's just being stupid.

198
00:11:23,938 --> 00:11:26,774
That's the way dads are
with boys their daughters are dating.

199
00:11:26,857 --> 00:11:28,025
No, I get that.

200
00:11:28,109 --> 00:11:30,653
I mean,
him lying about missing the autism walk.

201
00:11:31,529 --> 00:11:34,615
Why do you think that he's lying?
Because he was.

202
00:11:34,698 --> 00:11:36,200
I mean, it was obvious.

203
00:11:36,283 --> 00:11:38,786
"Casey, I... I had a work thing."

204
00:11:38,869 --> 00:11:40,204
You know?

205
00:11:40,287 --> 00:11:41,497
You don't even know my dad.

206
00:11:42,206 --> 00:11:45,960
Maybe not, but I've got a lot
of experience with lying fathers.

207
00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:47,586
And mothers.

208
00:11:48,087 --> 00:11:48,963
And uncles.

209
00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:51,424
Even my dog pretends he has to go out
when he doesn't.

210
00:11:51,507 --> 00:11:55,136
All right, well, I'm sorry about
your dad, but my dad wouldn't lie.

211
00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:58,305
That's not the way he is. He's the only
one in my family that gets me.

212
00:11:58,389 --> 00:12:01,100
And honestly,
if he's acting a little aggro...

213
00:12:01,809 --> 00:12:04,520
it's probably because
I told him about our kiss.

214
00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:05,521
Hmm.

215
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:07,982
You told your dad that we kissed. Okay.

216
00:12:08,065 --> 00:12:11,569
Yeah. See, that's exactly my point.
We're honest with each other.

217
00:12:11,652 --> 00:12:13,571
Good. That's good.

218
00:12:17,324 --> 00:12:18,409
He didn't lie.

219
00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:26,584
The light is so harsh in here.

220
00:12:26,667 --> 00:12:28,127
It's like...

221
00:12:28,210 --> 00:12:30,379
Do you want your sunglasses?
No.

222
00:12:31,630 --> 00:12:34,508
Boop! Boop! Boop!
Does that sound annoying?

223
00:12:34,592 --> 00:12:37,344
When you make it.
Do you want your headphones?

224
00:12:37,428 --> 00:12:38,637
No. I'm fine.

225
00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,932
Okay. Great. Okay.

226
00:12:42,016 --> 00:12:43,976
Well, we'll just grab a few things

227
00:12:44,059 --> 00:12:46,020
and make this...
short and sweet.

228
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,980
Oh, it's gonna be sweet, all right.

229
00:12:48,063 --> 00:12:50,316
Zahid. You're here.

230
00:12:50,399 --> 00:12:51,275
Zahid's here.

231
00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:54,695
I invited Zahid, because he's
the most stylish person I know.

232
00:12:54,820 --> 00:12:56,238
Sometimes he wears two watches.

233
00:12:56,906 --> 00:12:58,699
I think I'm also quite stylish.

234
00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,368
Bring it in, Mrs. G.

235
00:13:02,745 --> 00:13:04,288
Mm. Nice.

236
00:13:04,997 --> 00:13:07,082
Long hug. Okay. Thank you.

237
00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,501
You smell amazing.

238
00:13:08,584 --> 00:13:12,296
Um... hey, Sam.
This would look very handsome on you.

239
00:13:12,379 --> 00:13:13,506
You're such a winter.

240
00:13:13,589 --> 00:13:15,466
Julia says I need to
pick my own clothes.

241
00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:17,718
Well, screw Julia.

242
00:13:18,385 --> 00:13:20,554
Ooh!
I'm sorry.

243
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:21,514
Um...

244
00:13:22,598 --> 00:13:24,099
I didn't mean to say that out loud.

245
00:13:24,183 --> 00:13:25,851
I get it, Mama. She bugs.

246
00:13:25,935 --> 00:13:27,603
I once worked with a guy like that.

247
00:13:27,686 --> 00:13:28,938
Really irked me.

248
00:13:29,021 --> 00:13:31,315
So you know what I did?
No.

249
00:13:31,398 --> 00:13:33,526
I put my butt on his car.

250
00:13:33,609 --> 00:13:34,860
Excuse me?

251
00:13:34,944 --> 00:13:37,530
I went outside to the parking lot
while he was working,

252
00:13:37,613 --> 00:13:38,822
pulled down my drawers,

253
00:13:38,906 --> 00:13:40,950
and plopped my nutbrown bottom
on his car.

254
00:13:42,368 --> 00:13:44,537
And what did that do?

255
00:13:46,288 --> 00:13:47,248
Nothing.

256
00:13:47,331 --> 00:13:49,708
But now I'll always know
that my butt was on his car,

257
00:13:49,792 --> 00:13:51,252
and he has no idea.

258
00:13:51,335 --> 00:13:53,254
It's the ultimate power.

259
00:13:53,921 --> 00:13:55,172
Okay.

260
00:13:55,256 --> 00:13:57,800
Sam, let's get you into a dressing room.

261
00:13:57,883 --> 00:14:00,177
Oh, no, no, no.

262
00:14:00,261 --> 00:14:02,304
This is all wrong.

263
00:14:02,388 --> 00:14:04,682
I called.
I was very clear about what we needed.

264
00:14:04,765 --> 00:14:06,517
Okay, I'm gonna go find somebody.

265
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:07,685
I can just go in here.

266
00:14:07,768 --> 00:14:09,979
No, sweetie. I'll be back in two shakes.

267
00:14:10,062 --> 00:14:13,065
Let's get rid of this Mr. Rogers shit
your mom picked out.

268
00:14:13,148 --> 00:14:14,525
Party shirts first, bro.

269
00:14:16,110 --> 00:14:18,320
Hi. Excuse me... Dolores.

270
00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:20,239
My name is Elsa Gardner.

271
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:22,992
I think I spoke to you
on the phone earlier.

272
00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:25,995
I remember. You told me I have
a beautiful speaking voice.

273
00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:28,455
You do. It's even nicer in person.

274
00:14:28,539 --> 00:14:30,624
Anyway, I was calling about my son,

275
00:14:30,708 --> 00:14:34,712
who, you know,
he requires a special environment,

276
00:14:34,795 --> 00:14:37,381
specifically, a private dressing room,

277
00:14:37,464 --> 00:14:39,884
no music, dim lighting.

278
00:14:39,967 --> 00:14:41,719
Yes, and I said I'd see what I could do.

279
00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:43,971
Uhhuh.
Turns out, I couldn't do anything.

280
00:14:45,681 --> 00:14:47,474
Sorry. We're just in the middle.

281
00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:48,893
Sorry.

282
00:14:48,976 --> 00:14:51,937
I just don't understand
why you didn't say, "I'm sorry, ma'am,

283
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:53,314
but I can't help you."

284
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:56,150
"Go spend your money elsewhere."

285
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:59,194
Preferably somewhere that is sensitive

286
00:14:59,278 --> 00:15:01,822
to the needs of its diverse client base.
Mmhmm.

287
00:15:02,823 --> 00:15:04,158
I'll say that next time.

288
00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:13,167
Aw, hell yes.

289
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:15,127
Slow clap, all the points.

290
00:15:16,295 --> 00:15:18,964
Zippers, buckles, flaps?

291
00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,174
I hate it.

292
00:15:20,257 --> 00:15:22,384
Trust me,
leather jackets are chick magnets.

293
00:15:22,468 --> 00:15:24,887
I wore one to a coed wedding shower

294
00:15:24,970 --> 00:15:27,640
and got a twohour foot massage
from the bride's cousin.

295
00:15:27,723 --> 00:15:30,643
Not the hot one, but the hotenough one.

296
00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:33,020
It doesn't feel like me.

297
00:15:33,103 --> 00:15:35,731
Julia said to find clothes
that feel like me.

298
00:15:35,814 --> 00:15:39,276
You're trying to get girls. The last
thing you want to be is yourself.

299
00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:40,402
I'm taking it off.

300
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:42,571
Trust me, Sam.

301
00:15:42,655 --> 00:15:44,657
It's not like I'm asking
for the moon here.

302
00:15:44,740 --> 00:15:48,118
I mean, all I'm asking is
just a little consideration.

303
00:15:48,202 --> 00:15:50,579
Imagine what it's like
to be on the spectrum

304
00:15:50,663 --> 00:15:52,957
in a place like this,
with the harsh lighting,

305
00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:55,668
and the
music that's so loud

306
00:15:55,751 --> 00:15:57,503
and people jostling by, you know?

307
00:15:57,586 --> 00:15:58,879
Ma'am.
What?

308
00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:01,298
Did you just push me?
What? No!

309
00:16:01,382 --> 00:16:02,716
I was demonstrating!

310
00:16:03,717 --> 00:16:05,761
This is it. I found it.

311
00:16:05,844 --> 00:16:07,429
Great. Now lose it again.

312
00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:09,181
That shirt is terrible, bro.

313
00:16:09,264 --> 00:16:11,392
It's not even shiny.
I love it.

314
00:16:11,475 --> 00:16:14,603
It's 100% cotton, which is my
favorite percentage of cotton.

315
00:16:15,270 --> 00:16:17,189
And it has eight Antarctic whales on it,

316
00:16:17,272 --> 00:16:19,608
which is higher than I've seen
on any other shirt.

317
00:16:20,275 --> 00:16:23,779
Fine. If you have to get the whale
shirt, at least wear this over it.

318
00:16:26,365 --> 00:16:28,033
Hi, honey.

319
00:16:28,117 --> 00:16:29,118
Um...

320
00:16:29,702 --> 00:16:32,830
I've been banished from the store...

321
00:16:32,913 --> 00:16:34,498
basically, for being a good mom.

322
00:16:34,581 --> 00:16:36,125
So here's my credit card.

323
00:16:36,208 --> 00:16:37,835
You know, buy two or three things,

324
00:16:37,918 --> 00:16:39,545
and I'll meet you out front.

325
00:16:39,628 --> 00:16:42,297
I know what I'm getting...
this wonderful whale shirt

326
00:16:42,381 --> 00:16:44,299
and this terrible leather jacket,

327
00:16:44,383 --> 00:16:46,802
which Zahid says will
help me get chicas,

328
00:16:46,885 --> 00:16:49,596
which means "girls,"
which was the whole reason for coming.

329
00:16:50,264 --> 00:16:51,265
Wait... What?

330
00:16:51,348 --> 00:16:53,017
That was the whole point of coming?

331
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,184
Of course.

332
00:16:55,477 --> 00:16:57,062
And Julia knew about this?

333
00:16:57,146 --> 00:16:58,147
It was her idea.

334
00:16:58,230 --> 00:16:59,773
Huh. Terrific.

335
00:16:59,857 --> 00:17:00,816
Uh...

336
00:17:02,526 --> 00:17:04,153
Yes. I'm coming.

337
00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:07,322
Okay, sweetie, I'll see you out front.

338
00:17:17,624 --> 00:17:19,710
So... girls, huh?

339
00:17:20,377 --> 00:17:21,628
Where?

340
00:17:21,712 --> 00:17:22,713
No, I just mean...

341
00:17:24,256 --> 00:17:26,175
Is this something you really want?

342
00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,010
I mean, you want to date?

343
00:17:28,677 --> 00:17:30,971
Aren't you afraid of getting hurt?

344
00:17:31,055 --> 00:17:34,808
Well,
not unless I date a great white shark.

345
00:17:36,393 --> 00:17:38,145
No, I know what you mean.

346
00:17:38,228 --> 00:17:40,522
You mean my feelings, right?
Yeah.

347
00:17:42,691 --> 00:17:45,235
Talking to girls
makes me a little nervous,

348
00:17:45,319 --> 00:17:47,780
but Julia says it's good
to do things that scare you.

349
00:17:49,156 --> 00:17:50,449
Sometimes.

350
00:17:51,158 --> 00:17:53,202
Fear is also there
for a biological reason.

351
00:17:53,869 --> 00:17:55,537
I mean, fightorflight, right?

352
00:17:55,621 --> 00:17:57,331
If I'm walking down a dark alley

353
00:17:58,040 --> 00:17:59,750
and I start to feel afraid,

354
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:03,545
that's my body trying to protect me
from gang boys with knives.

355
00:18:05,297 --> 00:18:07,299
Mom, I'm getting older,

356
00:18:07,382 --> 00:18:10,219
and at some point, I really hope...

357
00:18:11,261 --> 00:18:12,888
that I get to see boobs.

358
00:18:17,768 --> 00:18:20,062
You know,
we should get six more pillows each.

359
00:18:20,145 --> 00:18:23,273
That way, we could both throw
our own six pillows off the bed.

360
00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:25,692
I think we could afford that expense,
right?

361
00:18:25,776 --> 00:18:27,236
Yeah.

362
00:18:32,116 --> 00:18:33,325
I think...

363
00:18:35,202 --> 00:18:37,371
Julia has too much influence over Sam.

364
00:18:38,580 --> 00:18:40,332
He's getting too attached to her.

365
00:18:40,415 --> 00:18:41,500
Really?

366
00:18:43,252 --> 00:18:44,837
I think she's good. He likes her.

367
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,589
I mean, he's doing well socially, right?

368
00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:49,842
Yeah, but he just puts too much stock

369
00:18:49,925 --> 00:18:51,135
in everything she says.

370
00:18:51,218 --> 00:18:54,304
You should've seen him today.
Everything was, "Julia says this,

371
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:55,639
Julia says that."

372
00:18:55,722 --> 00:18:56,849
Well, is that bad?

373
00:18:57,391 --> 00:18:59,143
Yes. She's pushing him.

374
00:18:59,226 --> 00:19:01,812
She's like 12,
and she's pushing him and pushing him.

375
00:19:01,895 --> 00:19:03,522
She's gonna push him too far.

376
00:19:03,605 --> 00:19:05,232
I have to go talk to her.

377
00:19:06,316 --> 00:19:07,734
Well, just be nice.

378
00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:09,778
I'm always nice.

379
00:19:10,529 --> 00:19:13,031
I'm probably not supposed
to be telling you this,

380
00:19:13,115 --> 00:19:15,033
but Casey has some sort of boyfriend.

381
00:19:15,117 --> 00:19:16,743
Oh, yeah, I know that.

382
00:19:17,369 --> 00:19:18,829
I read all her texts.

383
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:21,165
I love that.

384
00:19:24,918 --> 00:19:25,919
Cool shirt.

385
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:29,173
Thanks. I'm hoping it'll get me
a practice girlfriend.

386
00:19:29,256 --> 00:19:31,633
I was being sarcastic. You look stupid.

387
00:19:31,717 --> 00:19:33,343
But hey, you're not hideous.

388
00:19:33,427 --> 00:19:36,430
I'm sure some sad insecure girl
will crush on you someday,

389
00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:38,849
deep in the very far future.

390
00:19:38,932 --> 00:19:39,892
I wish.

391
00:19:40,434 --> 00:19:42,686
Now, jacket or no jacket?

392
00:19:42,769 --> 00:19:45,022
Zahid thinks jacket,
but I think no jacket.

393
00:19:45,147 --> 00:19:46,857
As many jackets as you can find.

394
00:19:51,987 --> 00:19:53,655
Hey, Sam, this is random,

395
00:19:53,739 --> 00:19:57,826
but do you know why Dad wasn't
at the first Autism Awareness Walk?

396
00:19:58,493 --> 00:19:59,453
In 2004?

397
00:19:59,536 --> 00:20:00,370
Mmhmm.

398
00:20:00,454 --> 00:20:01,580
That's the year he left us.

399
00:20:02,789 --> 00:20:04,208
What do you mean, he left us?

400
00:20:05,125 --> 00:20:07,586
Like, he moved out of the house?

401
00:20:07,669 --> 00:20:09,421
Yes, for eight months.

402
00:20:10,339 --> 00:20:11,506
Are you sure?

403
00:20:12,257 --> 00:20:13,258
How could he do that?

404
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:17,763
I guess he packed his clothes
and drove off.

405
00:20:51,838 --> 00:20:53,465
God, I hate you.

406
00:20:56,134 --> 00:20:58,387
Not you. You seem fine.

407
00:22:07,414 --> 00:22:10,917
I just... I can't believe
that my dad would leave us.

408
00:22:12,169 --> 00:22:13,712
Like, why?

409
00:22:13,795 --> 00:22:15,547
Was he having an affair?

410
00:22:16,256 --> 00:22:17,632
Or, like, does he have, like,

411
00:22:17,716 --> 00:22:20,802
a whole other family somewhere else?

412
00:22:21,762 --> 00:22:23,972
Just, it feels so unlike him.

413
00:22:25,140 --> 00:22:28,435
I'm sorry that I even brought it up.
I should've never said anything.

414
00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:30,687
No, I mean, I'm glad that I know.

415
00:22:31,897 --> 00:22:34,066
I thought that we were so close.

416
00:22:34,983 --> 00:22:37,444
Like, who abandons their family?

417
00:22:40,322 --> 00:22:44,076
Well, if it makes you feel any better,
my dad's got a gambling problem.

418
00:22:44,159 --> 00:22:46,119
And last year, he stole my identity.

419
00:22:52,876 --> 00:22:54,586
Yeah. I don't think it's that funny.

420
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,591
Okay, well,
thank you for calling.

421
00:22:59,674 --> 00:23:01,009
I appreciate it.

422
00:23:01,093 --> 00:23:02,844
Okay. Thank you.

423
00:23:02,928 --> 00:23:04,137
Shit.

424
00:23:04,221 --> 00:23:05,722
I know! There's no jelly in this.

425
00:23:05,806 --> 00:23:08,975
No, that was Casey's coach.
She wasn't in her history class today.

426
00:23:09,643 --> 00:23:13,146
She got suspended. I don't know if
she's trying to get suspended again.

427
00:23:14,397 --> 00:23:15,774
She won't answer the phone.

428
00:23:15,857 --> 00:23:17,943
You think she's with the boyfriend?

429
00:23:19,027 --> 00:23:20,612
I think she's with the boyfriend.

430
00:23:21,279 --> 00:23:24,866
Actually, you know what?
Go to Kennedy Park. They hang out there.

431
00:23:24,950 --> 00:23:27,202
Let's go by there.
Let's kill him.

432
00:23:27,285 --> 00:23:29,579
Take it easy, Chuck.
No, we're gonna kill him.

433
00:23:29,663 --> 00:23:33,125
Chapter eight... photosynthesis.
Who's excited?

434
00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,752
You guys all read this
last night in your...

435
00:23:35,836 --> 00:23:38,922
When a lobster gets too large
for its shell, it molts.

436
00:23:44,094 --> 00:23:46,763
When a snake is feeling a growth spurt,
it sheds.

437
00:23:57,065 --> 00:23:59,317
Many of the organisms called
heterotrophs...

438
00:23:59,401 --> 00:24:02,070
Sometimes,
you must get rid of your outer layer.

439
00:24:07,325 --> 00:24:08,493
Uh, Sam?

440
00:24:11,163 --> 00:24:12,372
Yes, Miss Jablonski?

441
00:24:13,206 --> 00:24:15,792
Is everything okay?
Yes. Thank you.

442
00:24:15,876 --> 00:24:17,210
Is everything okay with you?

443
00:24:18,545 --> 00:24:19,671
Yes, I'm fine.

444
00:24:20,463 --> 00:24:22,174
Okay. That's good.

445
00:24:28,263 --> 00:24:30,599
You've got to be kidding me.
Hmm?

446
00:24:35,645 --> 00:24:37,647
Really? This is what you're doing?
What?

447
00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:39,691
Skipping school after getting suspended?

448
00:24:39,774 --> 00:24:42,402
Are you gonna ask why?
Because of this asshole.

449
00:24:42,485 --> 00:24:45,238
You said he wouldn't be a distraction.
I'm not distracted by him.

450
00:24:45,322 --> 00:24:47,115
I'm distracted by you.
What?

451
00:24:47,782 --> 00:24:48,950
I know that you left us.

452
00:24:49,701 --> 00:24:50,702
In 2004.

453
00:24:51,661 --> 00:24:52,746
For eight months.

454
00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:55,790
Oh, forget it.

455
00:24:59,961 --> 00:25:01,046
Casey!

456
00:25:02,339 --> 00:25:03,173
So...

457
00:25:04,966 --> 00:25:06,509
You stole a tuba?

458
00:25:12,140 --> 00:25:13,308
Casey.

459
00:25:18,521 --> 00:25:19,356
Casey.

460
00:25:23,985 --> 00:25:25,028
Listen...

461
00:25:26,821 --> 00:25:28,323
I never told you about that,

462
00:25:28,406 --> 00:25:30,283
because, honestly, it's just...

463
00:25:33,161 --> 00:25:35,080
It's not something I'm very proud of.

464
00:25:37,207 --> 00:25:38,208
Okay?

465
00:25:39,668 --> 00:25:42,545
You know,
it was hard when your brother was born.

466
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:46,341
It was hard having a son who...

467
00:25:47,050 --> 00:25:48,551
didn't smile and...

468
00:25:50,011 --> 00:25:51,513
look you in the eye.

469
00:25:54,891 --> 00:25:57,435
And I kept thinking
things would get better,

470
00:25:57,519 --> 00:26:00,438
and he would grow out of it,
and then he was diagnosed and...

471
00:26:02,649 --> 00:26:05,110
You know,
Mom threw herself into all of it,

472
00:26:05,193 --> 00:26:07,570
with the support groups
and the special diets,

473
00:26:07,654 --> 00:26:08,738
and she was great.

474
00:26:10,699 --> 00:26:11,825
I just...

475
00:26:14,035 --> 00:26:16,037
I just couldn't wrap my head around it.

476
00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:20,083
And I felt like
I was just messing things up.

477
00:26:20,834 --> 00:26:22,002
So I left.

478
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,798
Okay, and it wasn't your fault,

479
00:26:26,881 --> 00:26:28,091
and it wasn't Mom and Sam.

480
00:26:28,174 --> 00:26:29,175
It was me.

481
00:26:34,055 --> 00:26:35,307
Where'd you go?

482
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:37,100
I went to Grandpa's cabin.

483
00:26:37,183 --> 00:26:38,059
And...

484
00:26:38,685 --> 00:26:41,646
first, he wanted me to build an addition
to the house, and...

485
00:26:42,689 --> 00:26:44,149
and I just stayed.

486
00:26:45,817 --> 00:26:47,986
I built a stupid fire pit and...

487
00:26:49,863 --> 00:26:51,781
I drank beers, and it was...

488
00:26:53,825 --> 00:26:54,701
It sucked.

489
00:26:57,787 --> 00:26:59,289
I'm embarrassed that it even happened.

490
00:27:03,793 --> 00:27:05,628
I can't believe that you left us.

491
00:27:05,712 --> 00:27:07,797
I know, but I'm sorry, okay?

492
00:27:07,881 --> 00:27:11,217
And you know I love you so much.

493
00:27:11,301 --> 00:27:13,386
Okay? I love you more than anything.

494
00:27:13,470 --> 00:27:14,596
Yeah, I know.

495
00:27:15,638 --> 00:27:16,890
I know.

496
00:27:16,973 --> 00:27:18,141
I get it.

497
00:27:19,225 --> 00:27:21,102
I want to leave every single day.

498
00:27:21,811 --> 00:27:23,229
But you can't leave.

499
00:27:26,733 --> 00:27:28,318
Look, I just want to

500
00:27:28,401 --> 00:27:31,112
I want to make things good
between the two of us.

501
00:27:31,196 --> 00:27:33,281
Okay? Please?
Can you tell me we're good?

502
00:27:34,074 --> 00:27:34,991
Yeah.

503
00:27:35,575 --> 00:27:36,618
We're good, Dad.

504
00:27:39,871 --> 00:27:42,374
I'm acting erratically. I know that.

505
00:27:43,124 --> 00:27:44,584
But here's what I don't know.

506
00:27:44,667 --> 00:27:48,963
I don't know who I am anymore.

507
00:27:51,007 --> 00:27:52,634
I don't know who needs me.

508
00:27:52,717 --> 00:27:53,802
Hi!

509
00:27:54,469 --> 00:27:55,970
I like your shirt.

510
00:27:56,596 --> 00:27:57,806
Are you being sarcastic?

511
00:27:57,889 --> 00:27:59,349
Oh, no.

512
00:28:00,141 --> 00:28:01,893
Then thank you.
Wai

513
00:28:04,437 --> 00:28:05,814
Certainly not Sam.

514
00:28:07,649 --> 00:28:09,776
I don't know what I want.

515
00:28:20,120 --> 00:28:21,955
I don't know what's coming next.

516
00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,502
Or what to expect.

517
00:29:09,502 --> 00:29:11,921
Because everything is changing.

518
00:29:37,280 --> 00:29:39,866
And I'm not so good without my routines.

519
00:29:41,910 --> 00:29:43,787
You ready to go, Casey?

520
00:29:43,870 --> 00:29:45,580
I'm gonna kick your butt!

521
00:29:52,170 --> 00:29:53,171
Casey?