1 00:00:05,419 --> 00:00:06,972 [guests coughing] 2 00:00:07,076 --> 00:00:10,458 Raven, why'd you make me blow out 60 candles? 3 00:00:10,562 --> 00:00:13,185 It's not my fault your age is a fire hazard. 4 00:00:15,291 --> 00:00:19,950 Aw, guys, you didn't need to bring all these presents. 5 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:22,643 But since you did, let's open these bad boys up. 6 00:00:23,747 --> 00:00:25,059 You're gonna love mine. 7 00:00:25,163 --> 00:00:27,751 -Ooh, I wonder what this one is. -[Alice] Let me see. 8 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:31,203 -This is a nose hair trimmer. -[rattling] 9 00:00:32,273 --> 00:00:33,654 That's from me. [chuckles] 10 00:00:33,757 --> 00:00:35,828 I didn't get it for any reason, no reason at all. 11 00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:39,004 It also works on ears and eyebrows, but again, no reason. 12 00:00:40,419 --> 00:00:41,489 Alice, that's amazing. 13 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:43,491 -Here, do this one. -Okay. 14 00:00:44,216 --> 00:00:47,254 -[rattling] -It's a Bluetooth meat thermometer. 15 00:00:47,909 --> 00:00:49,256 -Ooh. -That's from me and Ivy. 16 00:00:49,359 --> 00:00:51,016 Now you don't have to get up from your recliner 17 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:52,776 to know your meat's medium rare. 18 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,158 Oh, that's good, because he gets up from his recliner 19 00:00:55,262 --> 00:00:57,471 "medium rarely." 20 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:58,748 [all laughing] 21 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:03,580 -[rattling] -Wow, this is a good one. 22 00:01:03,684 --> 00:01:09,103 It sounds like a bag of coffee beans grown on the farm where you grew up 23 00:01:09,207 --> 00:01:11,761 and roasted over the wood of your childhood crib. 24 00:01:12,417 --> 00:01:14,453 You can tell all that just by shaking it? 25 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:16,110 Oh no, this is my gift. 26 00:01:18,699 --> 00:01:20,459 Aw. 27 00:01:20,563 --> 00:01:21,564 Ooh. 28 00:01:21,667 --> 00:01:24,014 Alice, this is an incredibly thoughtful gift. 29 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,602 Thank you so much. 30 00:01:26,431 --> 00:01:28,433 Aw. That is a good one. [chuckles] 31 00:01:28,536 --> 00:01:30,366 I'm glad that my present was throwing this party, 32 00:01:30,469 --> 00:01:33,852 because I'd hate to be the poor sucker who has to follow Alice. Good job, girl. 33 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:36,026 Hey. Here, Mr. B., open this one. 34 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,960 Nah, nah. 35 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:41,998 Nah, he probably doesn't wanna open this one, 36 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:44,000 probably tired of opening presents. 37 00:01:44,552 --> 00:01:47,728 -I am not tired of opening presents. -But we haven't tried the cake, 38 00:01:48,315 --> 00:01:50,282 this de-- [sniffs] this delicious cake. 39 00:01:50,386 --> 00:01:52,457 You want some delicious cake, don't you, Grandpa? 40 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,079 Booker, what is wrong with you? 41 00:01:54,183 --> 00:01:55,391 [knocking on door] 42 00:01:55,494 --> 00:01:58,221 Oh, look, someone's at the door. I'll answer the door, Grandpa, 43 00:01:59,049 --> 00:02:00,120 for your birthday. 44 00:02:03,364 --> 00:02:04,676 Surprise! 45 00:02:04,779 --> 00:02:06,229 -[Booker] Grandmama! -[Raven] Mom! 46 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:08,335 -Tanya? -Happy birthday, Victor! 47 00:02:08,438 --> 00:02:10,337 [sniffs] Why's it smell like smoke in here? 48 00:02:10,440 --> 00:02:13,236 Oh, we're not playing with matches. Dad's just old. Mom! 49 00:02:15,859 --> 00:02:17,689 ♪ Ha ha! Let me tell you something ♪ 50 00:02:17,792 --> 00:02:19,518 ♪ Had my vision all worked out 51 00:02:19,622 --> 00:02:22,142 -♪ But then life had other plans ♪ - Tell 'em, Mom ♪ 52 00:02:22,245 --> 00:02:24,351 ♪ It's crazy when things Turn upside down ♪ 53 00:02:24,454 --> 00:02:26,870 ♪ But you gotta get up And take that chance ♪ 54 00:02:26,974 --> 00:02:29,770 -♪ A new city, I'm finding my way ♪ - It's gonna take some time ♪ 55 00:02:29,873 --> 00:02:32,221 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay -♪ You know I got it, right? 56 00:02:32,324 --> 00:02:34,395 ♪ It might be wild But you know that we make it work ♪ 57 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:37,329 ♪ We're just fam caught up In a crazy world, come on! ♪ 58 00:02:37,433 --> 00:02:39,676 -♪ It's Raven's Home -♪ We get loud! 59 00:02:39,780 --> 00:02:42,127 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home -♪ It's our crowd! 60 00:02:42,231 --> 00:02:44,716 ♪ Might be tough But together we make it look good ♪ 61 00:02:44,819 --> 00:02:47,097 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 62 00:02:47,201 --> 00:02:49,410 -♪ It's Raven's Home -♪ When it's tough 63 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:51,723 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home -♪ We got love 64 00:02:51,826 --> 00:02:54,208 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather You know we gonna shine ♪ 65 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:57,107 ♪ There for each other You know it's our time ♪ 66 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:59,524 [laughs] Yep, that's us. 67 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:08,602 Tanya, you flew all the way here from London? 68 00:03:08,705 --> 00:03:10,466 Of course! It's your birthday. 69 00:03:10,569 --> 00:03:11,812 Unless I missed it. 70 00:03:13,227 --> 00:03:15,125 Am I in today or tomorrow? These time zones really mess me up. 71 00:03:15,229 --> 00:03:16,196 [chuckles] 72 00:03:17,335 --> 00:03:19,268 Mom, I can't believe that you're actually here. 73 00:03:19,371 --> 00:03:23,582 Well, hey, I wasn't gonna let not getting an invitation stop me 74 00:03:23,686 --> 00:03:25,653 from celebrating your dad's 60th birthday. 75 00:03:25,757 --> 00:03:29,726 No invitation, huh? Whoever threw this party, we gon' have some words. 76 00:03:29,830 --> 00:03:32,419 -Didn't you plan it, Auntie Rae? -Mind your business, girl. 77 00:03:33,454 --> 00:03:35,767 Mom, I just, you know, I thought you were too busy, 78 00:03:35,870 --> 00:03:38,390 like how you couldn't show up when Dad had his heart attack. 79 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,669 -You had a heart attack? -You didn't tell her? 80 00:03:41,773 --> 00:03:45,155 -You didn't tell her about the party. -That's nowhere near the same thing. 81 00:03:45,259 --> 00:03:48,158 Hey, hey. L-Let's not argue. 82 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,161 We're here to celebrate Victor's birthday 83 00:03:51,265 --> 00:03:52,784 cake, which I made. 84 00:03:52,887 --> 00:03:55,994 And you don't have to compliment me now, but before I leave would be great. 85 00:03:56,753 --> 00:03:59,169 -Hey, guys, can I talk to you? -You're talking to us right now. 86 00:03:59,273 --> 00:04:00,309 -Not here. -Oh. 87 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:05,314 You guys, I've got a serious problem, okay? 88 00:04:05,417 --> 00:04:08,006 Everyone gave my grandpa amazing, thoughtful gifts. 89 00:04:08,109 --> 00:04:11,941 That's true. I mean, Alice gave him magic beans that make coffee. 90 00:04:12,044 --> 00:04:13,977 -Neil, all coffee comes from be-- -Don't. 91 00:04:14,668 --> 00:04:17,602 Don't do it, Ivy. He's got his whole life to grow up. 92 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,018 [clears throat] 93 00:04:20,708 --> 00:04:22,365 Anyway, what'd you get him, Booker? 94 00:04:27,232 --> 00:04:29,165 You want him to drink out of that? 95 00:04:30,062 --> 00:04:32,962 I know what to do. Close your eyes. I'll slap it out of your hand. 96 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:34,619 -It won't be your fault. -Uh-- No. 97 00:04:35,240 --> 00:04:37,173 Uh, look, I know I can't give him this. 98 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:39,865 All right, I need something better, even better than Alice's. 99 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:41,557 [scoffs] Good luck with that. 100 00:04:42,661 --> 00:04:45,146 It took me a year to make that present. 101 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:47,528 What could you come up with in an afternoon? 102 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:49,634 Oh, right, that mug. 103 00:04:51,014 --> 00:04:52,499 I got ideas. 104 00:04:54,052 --> 00:04:56,226 Don't tell Alice, but I don't got ideas. 105 00:04:56,986 --> 00:04:59,471 Okay, look, sometimes the best gifts are surprising, okay? 106 00:04:59,575 --> 00:05:03,061 Something you wouldn't expect, like shoes with my cat's face on them 107 00:05:03,164 --> 00:05:05,166 or gift card for unicycle lessons. 108 00:05:05,719 --> 00:05:07,859 -Neil, are these things you want? -Mmm? 109 00:05:07,962 --> 00:05:08,929 [scoffs] 110 00:05:09,032 --> 00:05:11,828 No. They're things anybody would want. 111 00:05:11,932 --> 00:05:13,658 For my birthday on June 3rd. 112 00:05:14,555 --> 00:05:16,695 You wanna give Pop -Pop the perfect gift? 113 00:05:16,799 --> 00:05:18,110 You gotta really get to know him. 114 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:20,872 Go to the attic, dig through his stuff, 115 00:05:20,975 --> 00:05:23,288 violate his privacy. 116 00:05:23,875 --> 00:05:25,048 Alice, I can't do that. 117 00:05:25,152 --> 00:05:27,327 Fine, give him that janky mug. 118 00:05:28,017 --> 00:05:29,536 To the attic! 119 00:05:30,295 --> 00:05:32,608 Hey, I haven't found anything. How about you guys? 120 00:05:32,711 --> 00:05:36,059 Don't bother getting him a copy of Potty Jokes for The Powder Room. 121 00:05:36,163 --> 00:05:38,890 Because he already has the very appropriately titled 122 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:40,719 Number One and Number Two. 123 00:05:41,789 --> 00:05:43,032 I've read Number Two. 124 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,240 It stinks. 125 00:05:44,344 --> 00:05:45,345 [chuckling] 126 00:05:45,448 --> 00:05:47,208 -I see what you did there. -[Alice cackling] 127 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:52,869 Dang it. This man has everything. I'll just give him the dumb mug. 128 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:55,527 Wait, I think I found something. 129 00:05:56,321 --> 00:05:59,980 Aw. It's so cute. They carved their initials into a tree. 130 00:06:02,051 --> 00:06:03,466 [both] Aw. 131 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:12,406 This will make the perfect gift for your grandpa. [echoing] 132 00:06:16,721 --> 00:06:18,308 Hey, you guys, I just had a v-- 133 00:06:19,965 --> 00:06:20,966 idea! 134 00:06:22,347 --> 00:06:24,280 A great idea. [laughs] 135 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,454 We'll give him this. 136 00:06:25,557 --> 00:06:27,076 You wanna give him a tree? 137 00:06:27,179 --> 00:06:28,664 Not the whole tree. 138 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:31,080 You know, just the part where they carved their initials. 139 00:06:31,805 --> 00:06:33,289 If only I knew where the picture was taken. 140 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:34,842 Let me see that. 141 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:39,606 They're in Muir Woods. 142 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:42,678 That's just over the Golden Gate Bridge. We could drive there right now. 143 00:06:42,781 --> 00:06:44,369 You all have fun with that. 144 00:06:44,473 --> 00:06:46,129 No, no, no. Alice, you have to come with us. 145 00:06:46,233 --> 00:06:47,337 Why do I have to go? 146 00:06:47,441 --> 00:06:48,511 Because you were in my 147 00:06:50,375 --> 00:06:51,376 idea. 148 00:06:53,136 --> 00:06:55,035 And if my idea's gonna come true, 149 00:06:55,138 --> 00:06:58,625 everything has to be how it was in my idea 150 00:06:58,728 --> 00:06:59,971 when I thought of it. 151 00:07:00,972 --> 00:07:02,422 My idea. 152 00:07:04,769 --> 00:07:05,942 Smooth. 153 00:07:11,051 --> 00:07:12,880 -So I said to my client -Mm-hmm. 154 00:07:12,984 --> 00:07:15,642 [British accent] "Madam, 'twas but a fortnight ago 155 00:07:15,745 --> 00:07:17,298 that you put your faith in me, 156 00:07:17,402 --> 00:07:20,612 but, as the barrister of Her Majesty's High Court, 157 00:07:20,716 --> 00:07:23,166 I assure you, you shall go free!" 158 00:07:27,136 --> 00:07:30,035 Brava, brava, Mama! [squeals] 159 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:33,349 Dad, you ain't got no "bravas" for Mama, bro? 160 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:35,627 Mmm. Sorry, I just wanted to clean up a little. 161 00:07:35,731 --> 00:07:37,733 Oh, let me do that, you go talk to Mom. 162 00:07:37,836 --> 00:07:39,528 No, no, i-it's okay. 163 00:07:39,631 --> 00:07:41,668 You guys haven't seen each other in, like, forever. 164 00:07:41,771 --> 00:07:43,393 Victor, sit down. 165 00:07:50,746 --> 00:07:52,886 I, uh-- I gotta c -clean up these cups, 166 00:07:52,989 --> 00:07:55,647 'cause if we leave the punch out then we get ants, 167 00:07:55,751 --> 00:07:59,340 and you know how much I hate ants, especially your aunt Carol. 168 00:07:59,444 --> 00:08:01,273 -[mutters, chuckles] -You hate my sister? 169 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:03,828 What? No, no, no. I love your sister. 170 00:08:03,931 --> 00:08:05,277 I mean, I don't love your sister. 171 00:08:06,831 --> 00:08:07,659 If I loved your sister, I would've married your sister, but I didn't. 172 00:08:08,695 --> 00:08:11,007 Although, I-I would've. Uh, she's so beautiful. 173 00:08:11,111 --> 00:08:14,045 But not as beautiful as you. 174 00:08:14,148 --> 00:08:15,391 Dad? 175 00:08:16,012 --> 00:08:17,911 Can I talk to you over here please? 176 00:08:19,671 --> 00:08:22,363 -What is going on with you? -I don't know. 177 00:08:22,467 --> 00:08:24,296 It's just, I haven't seen your mother in a long time, 178 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:26,471 and then she surprised me by showing up. 179 00:08:26,575 --> 00:08:28,749 And it's-- it's weird, right? 180 00:08:28,853 --> 00:08:30,406 Only because you're making it weird. 181 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:33,374 You need to relax, take a breath, okay? 182 00:08:33,478 --> 00:08:36,930 You know what, why don't you take her for lunch at The Chill Grill? 183 00:08:37,033 --> 00:08:39,311 -That's a good idea. -Obviously, I came up with it. 184 00:08:39,795 --> 00:08:41,935 Tanya, I was wondering, 185 00:08:42,038 --> 00:08:44,903 if you not doing anything, 186 00:08:45,007 --> 00:08:47,216 if maybe you wanna go with-- 187 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,149 Maybe-- Maybe you don't wanna go with-- 188 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,737 Just the plane-- 189 00:08:50,840 --> 00:08:52,601 Maybe you need to wash your hair or-- 190 00:08:52,704 --> 00:08:53,947 Good Lord, man! 191 00:08:54,810 --> 00:08:57,467 Mom, Dad wants to take you to lunch. 192 00:08:58,123 --> 00:08:59,469 I-I would love to. 193 00:09:03,232 --> 00:09:04,820 Righty-roo! [chuckles] 194 00:09:04,923 --> 00:09:06,753 -[mouthing] "Righty-roo"? -That's your husband. 195 00:09:07,616 --> 00:09:09,721 All right, you love birds. 196 00:09:09,825 --> 00:09:11,585 Yeah. [laughs] 197 00:09:11,689 --> 00:09:13,760 Whoo! That is gonna be one awkward lunch. 198 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:20,905 Tanya, I just can't live like this anymore. 199 00:09:25,185 --> 00:09:27,808 Oh, no! Dad's gonna end it with Mom. 200 00:09:31,260 --> 00:09:33,642 Everything is falling apart. 201 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:40,545 Dave, I'm telling ya, 202 00:09:42,064 --> 00:09:43,962 ever since I started living on a boat, I've been sleeping like a baby, 203 00:09:44,066 --> 00:09:45,446 a baby with a boat. 204 00:09:47,138 --> 00:09:48,933 It is so nice to be back. 205 00:09:49,036 --> 00:09:51,038 It's so nice to have you back. 206 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:53,972 I'm sorry about this whole awkward thing, it's just-- 207 00:09:54,076 --> 00:09:57,044 No, I know, the long-distance thing is not easy. 208 00:09:57,148 --> 00:09:58,874 You, here. Me, 209 00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:01,014 [British accent] across the pond in London Town. 210 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:03,292 [normal] Sorry, sometimes I forget I'm from Oakland. 211 00:10:04,051 --> 00:10:06,571 Maybe it's time we really talk about things. 212 00:10:07,192 --> 00:10:09,885 -I've been thinking-- -Hello, love birds. 213 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:14,579 May I present to you San Francisco Bay salmon. 214 00:10:14,683 --> 00:10:16,408 Yeah, I caught it myself off my boat. 215 00:10:16,512 --> 00:10:18,721 You said it jumped through a porthole into your bed. 216 00:10:18,825 --> 00:10:20,033 Really, Dave? 217 00:10:21,517 --> 00:10:22,863 The first time you open your mouth in weeks and it's to blow me up? 218 00:10:22,967 --> 00:10:24,347 Not cool, dude. 219 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:28,524 Lazlo, I just can't get used to seeing you without your mullet. 220 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,560 Oh, I still have it. It's in a bag in the freezer. 221 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:32,873 -I can go get it if-- -No, no, no. 222 00:10:32,977 --> 00:10:35,600 You know, what we really would like is some privacy. 223 00:10:35,704 --> 00:10:37,326 [exhales sharply] Of course. 224 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,224 You heard the man, Dave. Beat it. [scoffs] 225 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,712 Ooh, ah. Right, sorry. 226 00:10:46,853 --> 00:10:48,682 So, Victor, what were you saying? 227 00:10:48,786 --> 00:10:51,064 Oh! Right, um, I guess-- 228 00:10:52,721 --> 00:10:54,515 Hey, fam. [laughs] 229 00:10:54,619 --> 00:10:55,724 What we having? 230 00:10:56,345 --> 00:10:57,587 Raven, what are you doing here? 231 00:10:59,003 --> 00:11:00,625 Well, you guys left the house, and then the kids left the house, 232 00:11:00,729 --> 00:11:02,351 and it just got quiet. 233 00:11:02,454 --> 00:11:03,835 A little too quiet. 234 00:11:03,939 --> 00:11:06,217 You guys ever get that feeling when things get a little 235 00:11:08,184 --> 00:11:09,185 [whispers] too quiet? 236 00:11:11,256 --> 00:11:12,948 Not lately. 237 00:11:13,880 --> 00:11:17,124 [gasps] Ooh! San Francisco Bay salmon! 238 00:11:17,228 --> 00:11:18,574 Mmm 239 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,610 The fish of romance. 240 00:11:34,763 --> 00:11:38,318 According to my compass, that way is north. 241 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:39,560 Which way is the tree? 242 00:11:40,769 --> 00:11:43,426 Alice, compasses don't tell you where trees are. 243 00:11:43,530 --> 00:11:46,567 But if you wanna know where west, east or south is, I'm your guy. 244 00:11:47,914 --> 00:11:50,502 Yo, Grandpa Vic is gonna love this. 245 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:52,677 I'm like the best gift giver in the world. 246 00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:57,268 But in your vision, Neil said it would be the perfect gift for your grandpa. 247 00:11:57,371 --> 00:12:00,133 So, technically, Neil's the best gift giver in the world. 248 00:12:00,236 --> 00:12:01,997 -[groans] But it was my vision, right? -Mm-hmm. 249 00:12:02,100 --> 00:12:05,345 So, technically-- technically, I'm still the best. 250 00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:06,933 -You know, but-- -I'm the best! 251 00:12:07,036 --> 00:12:08,072 [Alice] Found it! 252 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:11,109 Wow. 253 00:12:13,698 --> 00:12:15,596 This will make the perfect gift for your grandpa. 254 00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:16,908 Booker, you were right. 255 00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:19,600 -Yeah, but technically-- -We're not doing this again, Ivy. 256 00:12:20,809 --> 00:12:23,087 How are we supposed to get this to your house? 257 00:12:23,190 --> 00:12:25,365 Uh [mutters] 258 00:12:25,468 --> 00:12:27,539 You-- You dragged us all the way out here, 259 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,818 and you didn't bring an axe or a saw or anything? 260 00:12:29,921 --> 00:12:31,751 Don't worry. All right, I got this. 261 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,442 I've been watching a ton of Internet videos 262 00:12:33,545 --> 00:12:35,720 where this guy chops through wood with his hand. 263 00:12:35,824 --> 00:12:37,757 Ah, Chop Louie? That guy's hilarious. 264 00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:40,207 -He breaks his hand every time. -[laughs] 265 00:12:40,311 --> 00:12:42,175 -[grunts] -No, Booker, wait. 266 00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:45,385 Okay, I'm recording. Go for it. 267 00:12:46,110 --> 00:12:49,389 -[Booker inhales sharply] -Maybe you should let me handle this, huh? 268 00:12:49,492 --> 00:12:51,805 Alice, why do you have a chain saw? 269 00:12:51,909 --> 00:12:54,394 The better question is, why don't any of you? 270 00:12:54,497 --> 00:12:55,533 Step aside. 271 00:13:04,335 --> 00:13:07,648 And this is a picture of me at the Queen's Jubilee. 272 00:13:08,201 --> 00:13:11,963 Mom, you wore the dress I made you to Buckingham Palace? 273 00:13:12,067 --> 00:13:13,240 Of course. 274 00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,726 You know the guards aren't supposed to move, but I saw 'em checking me out. 275 00:13:17,348 --> 00:13:18,349 I don't get it. 276 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,179 It was Raven's idea for Tanya and me to have alone time, 277 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:23,216 but then Raven comes in and crashes it. 278 00:13:23,319 --> 00:13:24,182 Mmm. 279 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:28,014 You know, Victor, when I need a place for a little alone time with my lady, 280 00:13:28,117 --> 00:13:30,016 I take her out on my boat. 281 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:32,742 -You have a lady? -Mmm. 282 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:36,367 Nope. But I have a boat, so I am halfway there. 283 00:13:37,402 --> 00:13:39,197 Lazlo, that is perfect. 284 00:13:39,301 --> 00:13:42,580 I need you to distract Raven so I can get Tanya out of here. 285 00:13:42,683 --> 00:13:46,032 Ooh. No problem. I know exactly what to do. 286 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:51,761 Hey, Mom, so, like, hypothetically, could you get banned from places for life? 287 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:53,280 Like what places? 288 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:57,595 Uh, I don't know, like a, um-- like a hair salon, or like a day spa. 289 00:13:57,698 --> 00:13:59,010 What about outer space? 290 00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:01,357 You got banned from space? 291 00:14:01,461 --> 00:14:03,532 -Hypothetically, Mom-- -Oh, Raven. 292 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,465 [stammering] May I borrow you for a moment? 293 00:14:05,568 --> 00:14:07,018 I'm talking to my mom, Lazlo. 294 00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,434 Yes. Yes, yes. But I, uh-- 295 00:14:10,228 --> 00:14:15,544 I have a mole, and I need you to tell me if it looks funny. 296 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,306 Well, I was a doctor for a couple hours a while back. 297 00:14:19,410 --> 00:14:21,101 Which is how I got banned from a hospital. 298 00:14:21,205 --> 00:14:24,553 -You got banned from a hospital? -Hypothetically. 299 00:14:25,381 --> 00:14:26,486 I'll be right back. 300 00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:31,629 Hey, uh, Tanya. You wanna get out of here? 301 00:14:31,732 --> 00:14:32,975 I thought you'd never ask. 302 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:39,499 Lazlo, you did not need to bring me into the kitchen to show me that. 303 00:14:39,602 --> 00:14:43,434 But you didn't answer my question. Does this mole look funny? 304 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:44,573 [giggling] 305 00:14:46,299 --> 00:14:48,646 [sighs] You got problems, you know that? 306 00:14:49,164 --> 00:14:50,786 Oh, where are my parents? 307 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,340 Ooh! Oh, they're gone? I hadn't noticed. 308 00:14:55,101 --> 00:14:57,517 Lazlo, what do you know? 309 00:14:57,620 --> 00:14:58,898 Wha-- 310 00:14:59,001 --> 00:15:00,416 Nothing. [gulps] 311 00:15:02,591 --> 00:15:05,663 I am a mama, Lazlo. I know when little boys are lying. 312 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,699 -I'm not lying! -[stamps foot] 313 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:10,323 Okay, I believe you. 314 00:15:10,426 --> 00:15:11,841 But if you were, 315 00:15:12,325 --> 00:15:14,637 [whimpering] you would break this mama's heart. 316 00:15:14,741 --> 00:15:15,915 [gasps, sighs] 317 00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:18,089 Fine. I know where they are. 318 00:15:18,193 --> 00:15:19,815 Oh! Mama guilt! 319 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,714 The most powerful force in all of nature. Spill it, man! 320 00:15:23,681 --> 00:15:26,511 Oh, Victor said he needed someplace to talk to your mom alone, 321 00:15:26,615 --> 00:15:27,996 so he took her out on my boat. 322 00:15:28,099 --> 00:15:30,446 Okay, okay. I gotta get to that boat. What's it called? 323 00:15:30,550 --> 00:15:31,965 The Hungry Hunk. 324 00:15:37,315 --> 00:15:39,628 I don't know why we couldn't stop at Julie's House of Jerky. 325 00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:40,940 She'll jerky anything. 326 00:15:41,043 --> 00:15:43,149 I "jerky-ed" my dad's tie for Father's Day. 327 00:15:43,252 --> 00:15:45,220 -Oh, man. -[Neil] He loved it. 328 00:15:46,221 --> 00:15:49,327 I wanna get back and give this log to my grandpa before he turns 61. 329 00:15:50,052 --> 00:15:52,537 Are you sure we should be taking the Golden Gate Bridge? 330 00:15:52,641 --> 00:15:54,367 Yeah, there's always traffic. 331 00:15:54,884 --> 00:15:57,577 Trust me, all right? It's the fastest way back. 332 00:15:57,680 --> 00:15:58,958 [horns honking] 333 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:02,237 Oh, man. 334 00:16:02,927 --> 00:16:04,308 This is gonna take forever. 335 00:16:05,516 --> 00:16:07,967 If only someone had warned you. 336 00:16:09,485 --> 00:16:10,900 Hope we don't get hungry. 337 00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,144 Sure would be nice to have some jerky right now. 338 00:16:13,662 --> 00:16:14,904 I heard that, Neil. 339 00:16:15,008 --> 00:16:16,665 Oh, good. 'Cause I wanted you to. 340 00:16:25,501 --> 00:16:26,986 [seagulls squawking] 341 00:16:27,089 --> 00:16:29,091 It is so beautiful out here. 342 00:16:29,609 --> 00:16:32,094 I'm just glad we finally have a chance to be alone. 343 00:16:35,718 --> 00:16:38,100 Tanya, we need to talk. 344 00:16:38,859 --> 00:16:40,861 This situation is just-- 345 00:16:40,965 --> 00:16:42,208 [Tanya gasps] Ooh! 346 00:16:44,693 --> 00:16:46,177 -[panting] -What is going on? 347 00:16:46,281 --> 00:16:49,525 [chuckles] Nobody dumps my mama. Not even my daddy. 348 00:16:50,354 --> 00:16:51,458 [Tanya gasps] 349 00:16:55,186 --> 00:16:56,187 Steady. 350 00:16:56,877 --> 00:16:58,086 Steady as she goes. 351 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:06,749 [horns honking] 352 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,303 Yo, why aren't we moving? 353 00:17:08,406 --> 00:17:12,100 Apparently a tanker of peanut butter crashed into a truck full of jelly. 354 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:14,481 Is this real? 355 00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,483 Yo, is this really happening? 356 00:17:17,105 --> 00:17:19,038 I don't even know what pun to make first. 357 00:17:19,141 --> 00:17:21,592 You know, do I-- do I call it a sticky situation, 358 00:17:21,695 --> 00:17:23,111 or do I say it's a real jam? 359 00:17:24,284 --> 00:17:25,906 I'm just gonna make a list. 360 00:17:27,253 --> 00:17:29,289 Uh, did they say when it'll be cleared up? 361 00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:30,601 Uh 362 00:17:30,704 --> 00:17:33,017 -Not anytime soon. -No. Forget it. I'm walking. 363 00:17:34,501 --> 00:17:36,503 Wait. Booker, that's crazy. 364 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:39,403 Yeah, your grandpa's house is, like, way north. 365 00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:41,577 -Your compass is upside down. -Oh. 366 00:17:41,681 --> 00:17:43,579 Your grandpa's house is, like, way south. 367 00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:45,443 Yo, what choice do I have? 368 00:17:45,547 --> 00:17:48,343 I gotta get his present to him before his birthday's over. 369 00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:50,345 [straining] 370 00:17:52,657 --> 00:17:53,865 [grunts] 371 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,591 Whoo! That thing's heavy. 372 00:17:55,695 --> 00:17:58,042 Uh, how far did I go? Like, a mile? 373 00:17:59,147 --> 00:18:01,321 Why can't you give it to him tomorrow? 374 00:18:02,357 --> 00:18:06,188 Because it won't be his birthday anymore. It won't be as special. 375 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:09,053 I mean, everyone gave such amazing gifts. 376 00:18:09,605 --> 00:18:10,848 And mine feels lame. 377 00:18:11,814 --> 00:18:13,954 I just want Grandpa Vic to know how much I love him. 378 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:17,717 Booker, birthdays aren't just about presents. 379 00:18:17,820 --> 00:18:20,961 And that's coming from a ten -year-old who loves presents. 380 00:18:22,031 --> 00:18:24,033 Pop-Pop knows how much you care. 381 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:28,141 You show him every day by making him laugh and spending time with him. 382 00:18:28,245 --> 00:18:29,970 There's no better present than that. 383 00:18:30,730 --> 00:18:34,113 Wow. No wonder you gave Grandpa such a thoughtful gift. 384 00:18:34,216 --> 00:18:36,667 I also wanted to, uh, show everyone else up. 385 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:38,979 It's kinda my thing, so 386 00:18:40,049 --> 00:18:41,085 Thanks, Alice. 387 00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:46,228 Well, guess I'm gonna have to give him this tomorrow. 388 00:18:46,332 --> 00:18:47,333 [all gasp] 389 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:53,132 On second thought, he's just gonna have to be happy with a hug and a mug. 390 00:18:55,203 --> 00:18:56,376 I've missed this. 391 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,515 Me too. 392 00:18:57,619 --> 00:18:58,723 Aw. 393 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:01,209 [Tanya screams] 394 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:03,176 Uh-oh. 395 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,385 We're sinking! 396 00:19:05,489 --> 00:19:06,869 We're sinking? 397 00:19:07,422 --> 00:19:08,699 Raven, what are you doing here? 398 00:19:08,802 --> 00:19:11,357 Going down with the ship, just like you. 399 00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:13,082 [all screaming] 400 00:19:19,503 --> 00:19:21,125 [water bubbling, gurgling] 401 00:19:22,851 --> 00:19:24,853 Stupid open-toed shoes. 402 00:19:25,750 --> 00:19:28,581 Tanya, if this is the end, there's something I must say. 403 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:29,961 -Dad, wait. -No. 404 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,585 I've been trying this all day. This might be my last chance. 405 00:19:32,688 --> 00:19:35,381 Tanya, I just can't live like this anymore. 406 00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:37,900 Yow! Like a knife in my heart! 407 00:19:38,694 --> 00:19:40,213 Victor, what are you trying to say? 408 00:19:40,317 --> 00:19:41,973 [helicopter approaching] 409 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,424 [coast guard] Attention, on the boat! 410 00:19:44,528 --> 00:19:46,564 This is the US Coast Guard. 411 00:19:46,668 --> 00:19:48,704 -We're saved! -Thank goodness! 412 00:19:48,808 --> 00:19:50,292 -Raven, you go first. -Okay. 413 00:19:50,396 --> 00:19:52,363 [Victor] I'm in! Pull me up! Pull me up! 414 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:55,263 [mouthing] What? 415 00:20:00,164 --> 00:20:01,165 Whoo! [chuckles] 416 00:20:02,373 --> 00:20:04,099 Can you believe the traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge? 417 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:08,172 [chuckling] I mean, I have never been happier to be in a helicopter. 418 00:20:08,276 --> 00:20:09,725 -Well, off to bed. -Raven. 419 00:20:09,829 --> 00:20:12,107 -Uh-huh? -What is going on with you today? 420 00:20:12,659 --> 00:20:14,282 First, you tell me to talk to your mom, 421 00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:16,974 and then you try to keep me from talking to her. 422 00:20:17,077 --> 00:20:18,389 And then you sink a boat. 423 00:20:18,493 --> 00:20:21,254 No, Dad, I did not sink that boat. You believe me, don't you, Mom? 424 00:20:21,358 --> 00:20:24,947 Oh, sweetie, I wish I could. But I know you. 425 00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:27,674 [stammering] You know, why are we even talking about me? All right? 426 00:20:27,778 --> 00:20:29,952 What we need to be talking about is what you meant 427 00:20:30,056 --> 00:20:32,507 when you told Mom that you couldn't live like this anymore. 428 00:20:32,610 --> 00:20:34,957 Actually, Victor, I've been wondering that myself. 429 00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:37,132 Look. 430 00:20:38,961 --> 00:20:40,756 We've been living apart for years. 431 00:20:40,860 --> 00:20:42,275 And I thought I was fine with that, 432 00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:46,003 but then I saw you today, and I realized I'm not. 433 00:20:46,590 --> 00:20:48,281 To be honest, I'm not either. 434 00:20:48,385 --> 00:20:49,765 [sobbing] I can't take it. 435 00:20:50,594 --> 00:20:51,802 It's just sad, okay? 436 00:20:51,905 --> 00:20:53,597 I mean [whimpering] 437 00:20:53,700 --> 00:20:58,878 Whatever it is, all right? Whatever it is, just say it! 438 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:04,987 Tanya, I want this to work between us. 439 00:21:05,850 --> 00:21:07,783 I wanna move to London to be with you. 440 00:21:08,888 --> 00:21:12,271 Oh. That's what you were gonna say? Why was I trying to stop you? 441 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:16,482 Victor, I can't think of anything that would make me happier! 442 00:21:17,034 --> 00:21:18,138 -[sighs] -Aw. 443 00:21:18,242 --> 00:21:19,899 I knew this was gonna work out. 444 00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:21,832 This is nice. This is so nice! 445 00:21:23,351 --> 00:21:26,733 Oh, good. Grandpa, you're home. There's, uh, something I wanna give you. 446 00:21:27,838 --> 00:21:28,839 Happy birthday. 447 00:21:31,531 --> 00:21:33,671 Oh, Booker. I love it. 448 00:21:33,775 --> 00:21:36,053 Yeah. Um, I had something better I wanted to give you. 449 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:39,919 It was a piece of the tree you carved your initials in when you two were dating. 450 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,748 [gasps] Oh, that's so sweet! 451 00:21:41,852 --> 00:21:43,854 -But we got stuck in traffic. -Yeah. 452 00:21:43,957 --> 00:21:46,857 And the log accidentally fell off the Golden Gate Bridge. 453 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:49,342 I'm just glad it didn't hit anything. 454 00:21:50,930 --> 00:21:51,931 Like a sailboat? 455 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,591 Yeah. Yeah, like a sailboat or a swimmer or, oh, a sea lion. 456 00:21:56,694 --> 00:21:58,040 -[Neil] Oh. -[mouthing] No. 457 00:21:58,696 --> 00:21:59,766 Or a sailboat? 458 00:22:01,043 --> 00:22:03,011 Yeah. Fine, Ma, a sailboat. What's with you and sailboats? 459 00:22:04,357 --> 00:22:07,256 And why are you in coast guard blankets? 460 00:22:08,534 --> 00:22:09,673 Oh, no. 461 00:22:11,399 --> 00:22:13,504 [chuckling] 462 00:22:14,954 --> 00:22:16,127 Why are you laughing? 463 00:22:17,681 --> 00:22:20,235 'Cause you got a kid just like you. 464 00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:21,512 [Victor chuckling] 465 00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:28,795 Alice's coffee in Booker's cup. 466 00:22:28,899 --> 00:22:30,072 Smells like love. 467 00:22:32,212 --> 00:22:33,455 Tastes like burnt sock. 468 00:22:33,559 --> 00:22:35,043 Mmm. Here. 469 00:22:38,633 --> 00:22:41,325 Tastes like burnt sock with cream. 470 00:22:41,429 --> 00:22:42,395 I don't hate it. 471 00:22:44,052 --> 00:22:45,260 Oh, hey, Victor. 472 00:22:45,778 --> 00:22:47,607 I just heard you're moving to London. 473 00:22:47,711 --> 00:22:49,160 That is great news! 474 00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:50,299 Oh, thanks. 475 00:22:51,473 --> 00:22:52,785 Listen, Lazlo, I'm really sorry about your boat. 476 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,821 Oh. Yeah, about that. 477 00:22:54,925 --> 00:22:58,480 Since my house sank and you're going to be in London, 478 00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:01,345 I thought, eh, maybe I could crash in your room. 479 00:23:01,932 --> 00:23:04,106 Yeah, that's not gonna work. 480 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:06,833 Oh. Oh, yeah, a funny thing about that. 481 00:23:06,937 --> 00:23:09,629 You see, the coast guard found what sank my boat, 482 00:23:09,733 --> 00:23:13,150 and I believe these are your initials on a log 483 00:23:13,253 --> 00:23:16,498 that your grandson dropped off the Golden Gate Bridge. 484 00:23:18,604 --> 00:23:20,813 Bedroom up the stairs, second door on the left. 485 00:23:20,916 --> 00:23:21,952 Thank you so much. 486 00:23:23,678 --> 00:23:25,162 -Hey, Lazlo. -Hey, roomie.