[Raven] Booker, turn off the TV! It's time for bed!
Okay, Mom.
[clears throat]
[announcer on TV] Coming up next,
we reveal the shocking secrets of the world's most infamous prison.
This isAlcatraz Declassified.
I do love shocking secrets.
[alarm blares on TV]
-I'll just watch five minutes. -[siren wailing]
[crash]
Wow.
That was a lot of secrets for five minutes.
[announcer] If eight hours of secrets wasn't enough
Eight hours?
It--
It's morning?
I've been up all night? Gotta get to bed.
[announcer] Get ready for eight more hours ofAlcatraz Declassified.
Okay, five more minutes, and then bed.
[theme music plays]
♪ Ha, ha! Let me tell you something♪
♪ Had my vision all worked out♪
-♪ But then life had other plans ♪ - Tell 'em, Mom♪
♪ It's crazy when things Turn upside down♪
♪ But you gotta get up And take that chance♪
-♪ A new city, I'm finding my way♪ - It's gonna take some time♪
-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay♪ -♪ You know I got you, right?♪
♪ It might be wild But you know that we make it work♪
♪ We're just fam caught up In a crazy world, come on!♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ We get loud!♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ It's our crowd!♪
♪ Might be tough But together we make it look good♪
♪ Down for each other like family should♪
-♪ It's Raven's Home♪ -♪ When it's tough♪
-♪ Yeah, Raven's Home♪ -♪ We got love♪
♪ 'Cause no matter the weather You know we gonna shine♪
♪ There for each other You know it's our time♪
[laughs] Yep, that's us.
Raven?
Alice?
Booker!
[singsongy] Nobody's home.
It's nap time.
Nappy, nappy, nap time.
[normal] Yes, sir.
[sighs]
Hey, Pop-Pop!
[gasps] Hey, Alice.
Ready to go to the zoo?
They feed the tigers at 3:00, and let you watch.
And sometimes, there's accidents.
I hope by accident, you mean they feed them too much.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
I'm sorry, Alice. I'm really knocked out.
But here's an idea. Why don't you paint a picture of a tiger?
Okay, but just remember this was all your idea.
[doorbell rings]
What now?
I got it.
Check out what I found at the flea market.
A rare copy of Nudo Mardoonie's horror classic Everyone Screams.
It has more screams per minute than any horror movie ever made.
Why are you watching it here?
You're the only person we know that has the thing to play these things.
Forget that. I've got something better.
There's a marathon of Alcatraz Declassifiedon,
and season 3 is about to start.
Alcatraz is the best. I've been there a million times.
You've been there?
Oh, yeah. I know everything about that place.
Did you know Alcatraz is Spanish for pelican?
Did you know the island Alcatraz sits on is a meteorite?
Did you know they give tours of Alcatraz, and you can go there right now?
-Then what are we doing here? -Yeah.
-That's what I'd like to know. -See you, Grandpa!
-Later! -Bye, Mr. Baxter.
Finally.
[sighs]
-[music plays on TV] -[gasps]
Oh, good, you're awake!
You can watch the finale of Real Housekeepers of Hoboken with me. Oh!
So good, Dad!
All you have to know is that Cynthia's with Brett, but Brett's with Carl,
who says he's with Tammy, but everyone knows he's not
except for Rachel, and she's finding out today.
With the rest of America.
[screaming]
[gasps] Oh, no! The Chill Grill.
What about the Chill Grill? Did you just have a vision?
Uh, no, what? [laughs]
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
If you had a vision about my restaurant, you have to tell me.
Okay, fine. But, um, i-it's-- It's nothing to worry about.
You know, you just, uh, y-y-you ran out of cheese.
Ran out of cheese? It's Fondue Friday!
Dad, Dad! Do not get up, all right?
I do not want you to stress. I'll handle it.
Let me get this straight.
You want me to stay here, in this chair, and not move.
Can you handle that?
Won't be easy,
but I'm gonna give it a good ol' college [mumbles] try
-[snoring] -Aw, he's already drooling.
They're so adorable at that age.
Welcome to Alcatraz. I'm Beth, your guide.
Before we start our tour of the cells,
I'm going to ask you to turn off your cells.
We're lucky we got Beth.
She's the only one who makes that joke work.
This is so cool. I can't believe we're actually here!
If anyone has any questions, feel free to ask.
-Now, if you'll follow me-- -Beth!
Yes?
Did you know Alcatraz is Spanish for pelican?
[singsongy] Ooh, someone did their homework.
I told you that.
Yeah, and I remembered it. Homework.
-Now, over here, we have what I like-- -Uh, Beth!
Yes?
Did you know Alcatraz had the first lighthouse on the West Coast?
Yes. It was built in--
1853.
Alcatraz Declassified, episode 6, season 1.
Actually, construction started in 1853, but it was completed in 1854.
Roger the tour guide, field trip, fourth grade.
This is gonna be a long tour.
I hope so. I am learning a lot.
Um, excuse me.
Excuse me, excuse me. I just want to make it--
Thank you very much.
Oh, good. No smoke. It hasn't happened yet.
Wow.
Hello, Chill Grill, my old friend.
-[person] Raven? -Chill Grill?
Chill Grill, is that you?
Raven Baxter!
Wow! You have not changed.
Well, thank you. I try to keep it tight.
-Come on. Bring it in. -Oh, hold up there, stranger danger.
Stranger? It's Lazlo.
You remember? Back from when you were a teenager?
I used to laugh at all your crazy shenanigans.
Hello. Welcome to the Chill Grill.
My name is Raven, and this is my winning smile.
The world-famous band Boyz 'N Motion
are coming down here today to the Chill Grill.
[screams]
[hip-hop music playing]
See? I was there the whole time.
No, I'm sorry. I don't remember you.
Oh, of course not. Why would you remember me?
I'm only your father's right-hand man.
I even sent him a "get well soon" pie.
-Did you get it? -Yeah, we got it.
I guess my thank you card got lost in the mail.
[fire crackling]
Lazlo, i-is that a fire?
No, no, that is blackened catfish.
Table 12! Order up!
I'm watching you, Lazlo.
But I'm smelling the catfish.
Smelling good, table 12! Let me get some!
And here we have the highlight of our tour.
The cell of Alcatraz's most infamous inmate,
Al Capone.
[all] Ooh.
[coughs] Wrong!
-I'm sorry, did you say something? -I think he said "wrong,"
but he coughed at the same time, so it was hard to understand.
Is that what you said, Booker? That she was wrong?
-Yes, Neil, that's-- That's what I said. -Okay.
This is definitely Al Capone's cell.
That's what they want you to think,
but this is actually his second cell because he escaped from the first one.
Oh. You watched Alcatraz Declassified,didn't you?
Ah.
I get one of you wackos on the tour every week.
Asking to see the underground cafeteria, the hidden tunnels,
the lost chamber where the Knights Templar hid their treasure.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!
Spoiler alert, Beth. I haven't seen season 3 yet.
Booker, none of that stuff is true.
It has to be. I saw it on TV.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but there is no other cell.
This is where they held Al Capone.
Now, if we're done with this little digression,
who wants to sit in an electric chair?
[mimics electric shock]
-Booker, come on. -No.
I'm sorry, she's wrong. Al Capone had another cell.
He didn't. Trust me, I would know.
Maybe you're wrong.
[gasps] Oh, no.
You did not just tell Ivy that.
Every time someone tells her she's wrong,
she goes to any length to prove that she's right.
Nothing makes her madder.
Yeah, well, putting your hands over my ears is a close second.
I'm sorry, Ivy. This time you're wrong.
Only one way to find out.
Let's sneak off the tour, and you can show us this secret cell.
Let's do it.
Guys, I don't think this is a good idea.
But I do hate missing out on things.
Wait up!
Ha! There it is! Cell 433.
Ta-da.
What do you mean "ta-da"? This looks like every other cell.
Yes, but not every other cell has the initials A.C. carved in the corner.
Come on. I'll show you.
-Whoa! Whoa, whoa. -Oh!
-Hey, Neil, hold the door. -Yeah.
-Come on. I know it's here somewhere. -Well, it's not.
Trust me, I'm right.
Just because you watched a TV show doesn't mean you know what you're talking about.
Just because you don't like being wrong doesn't mean you're not.
Ha! There it is! A.C. Al Capone.
Ha!
That could be anything.
Oh, yeah. Looks like A.C. to me.
Neil? Who's holding the door?
I can't believe we're trapped in Al Capone's cell!
-You still haven't proved that! -No, he's right. We're trapped.
And there you were, lying in the middle of a giant pizza,
making snow angels in the tomato sauce.
You were there?
Was I there? Who do you think cleaned it up?
I had marinara sauce in places where you shouldn't have marinara sauce.
[sizzling]
Hey, Lazlo, are you gonna get the toast?
Laz--
Ow! Oh, ooh, ooh, ooh! That's hot!
-[sizzling] -That's--
What now?
-Oh, Raven? -Huh?
What are you doing? Why is the toast out of the toaster?
Because you forgot it, just like you forgot those burgers in there.
Uh, unlike some people, I do not forget about toast or burgers or good friends.
But by the way, how are Chelsea and Eddie?
That's all right. Actually, I know how they're doing
because we have a group text.
Why am I not on that text?
[sizzling continues]
This man is going to burn this place down!
[fire ignites, crackles]
Oh, oh, oh, come on!
I don't understand why she doesn't remember me.
I was at her wedding, which I knew wasn't gonna last, by the way. [scoffs]
Fire in the hole!
[coughing]
What did you do?
I saved your life, and I saved the Chill Grill.
Okay, you should be thanking me. You're dangerous!
Dangerous?
I have been head chef of the Chill Grill for 20 years.
It's a miracle this place hasn't burned down 20 years ago.
Okay. I see what's happening.
You are trying to take over the Chill Grill?
-Now, now, well-- -Well, guess what?
You can have it!
Congratulations. You are the new head chef.
I quit! Wait till Chelsea and Eddie hear about this.
Yo, you better keep my name out your text message!
-I still can't get a signal. -I'm freaking out!
The walls are closing in.
How long have we been in here?
Nine minutes.
[sobs]
[strained] I hope my family's doing okay on the outside.
-Ivy, what are you doing? -Getting us out of here.
If we miss the last ferry off the island, we'll be stuck in this cell all night.
Oh, great idea.
The tour guide will smell your stinky feet from a mile away.
[gasps] We're saved!
If you had been paying attention on the tour,
you'd know there are cell release buttons at the end of every hall.
I'm gonna hit it with my shoe, the cell door opens.
Boom. Ivy saves the day.
But, Ivy, that's not gonna--
Booker, please. I need to concentrate.
Okay
-[grunts] -[clicks]
Yes!
How did that not work?
Well, as I was trying to tell you,
the cell release buttons were disabled in 1936 after an escape attempt.
Season 2, episode 16.
Is there, um, something you want to say to me?
Okay.
-You were right. -And you were
Also right!
-If we were escaping in 1935. -[Booker sighs]
Wow, you really have a problem admitting you're wrong.
-[scoffs] -You have no idea.
Ask about the time she got bangs in sixth grade.
I looked amazing, I don't regret it, and I would never admit otherwise.
See what I mean?
[snoring]
I can't go to the zoo, the zoo will come to me.
[snorts]
Yeah.
[snoring continues]
[gasps]
[sighs]
I can work with this.
Meat loaf, turkey dinner, mushroom risotto.
Sounds like three grilled cheeses to me.
[bell dings]
Hello and thank you.
[clears throat] Hi, welcome to the Chill Grill.
What kind of grilled cheese would you like?
Hello, Raven.
Hello, Lazlo.
What are you doing here?
Mmm.
I'm just an average customer, out for a casual dining experience.
Although I hear things have gone downhill since the head chef quit.
I know what you're doing, Lazlo.
You think I'm in over my head. You're here to gloat.
Raven, my old friend who has no idea who I am.
I would never do that.
Uh-oh! Looks like the bingo hall down the street just let out.
They're old, they're hungry,
and you definitely don't want them to eat cheese.
Oh, no, no, no. Wait, wait.
Oh, come on! Please, don't leave, please.
Listen, I can make you something other than a grilled cheese.
How about a, uh-- How about a quesadilla on toast?
What are these doing back? I just sent these out.
You clearly have this under control, but if you want my opinion--
I do not.
Okay, as a professional chef-- Sorry, former professional chef,
-let me just-- -Lazlo! Please stop distracting me.
That's how accidents happen, okay?
[sizzling]
Nope, that's how accidents happen.
[fire ignites, crackles]
Hi, welcome to the Chill Grill. What kind of grilled cheese can I get you?
Whoa!
[screaming]
Whoa!
Oh, snap. I started it!
And when you're finished putting out that fire,
I could use a refill.
If I can scrape enough of these bricks loose, we can crawl out of here.
Three guys tried it in 1962.
And they got out?
Yeah. Yeah, eventually.
In a hearse.
You know what?
If you would've just admitted you were wrong about Al Capone's cell,
we wouldn't have gotten locked in here.
Me? This is your fault.
-No, it's your fault. -It's my fault!
I let the door close on purpose.
-What? -What?
Yeah.
You know those escape rooms where you have to work together to get out?
Well, I just thought maybe getting locked in here would bring you two together.
And my bangs were a bad idea?
Neil, this is not an escape room.
It's Alcatraz! It's a you-can't-escape room!
Well, I think we can. We just have to work together.
He's right.
Yeah.
We can do this.
Yeah.
We just have to do it in the dark.
[ship horn blowing]
It's past 6:00. The ferry's going to leave any minute.
Yeah, and we're going to be on it.
Look, we both know stuff about Alcatraz, right?
You're right.
Let's assume this really is Al Capone's first cell.
How did the show say he escaped?
-There are many theories -Just need the one that works.
Okay, the guards found a hammer and chisel hidden in the cell,
so he must have tunneled out somehow.
Yeah.
With the hammer and chisel. [scoffs]
This guy.
He would have had to break through to another room or the ventilation system.
Something.
A vent!
Look!
This really is Al Capone's secret cell! I was wrong.
Okay. I said it. Can we just go?
Okay. Who wants to crawl through the toilet hole first?
I will! I don't want to be number two.
It would've been funny if Beth said it.
[Lazlo] Fire's out!
You can stop now!
[coughs]
And, uh, tell Victor he needs a new ticket carousel because,
well, you killed this one.
Okay, uh, guess I'll go now.
[sighs]
Bye, Chill Grill.
Did you say something?
-No. -Oh. My mistake.
-I'm sorry, what was that? -I didn't say anything.
Ah. Okay, I guess I'll just, uh,
continue leaving
Lazlo, wait.
Okay, that time, I definitely heard it.
Listen, I thought you were gonna start a fire.
Why would you think that?
Because everything you were doing almost started a fire!
You burnt the toast and the burgers!
Raven, I didn't burn the toast. The customer ordered it that way.
And the burgers were twice charred. It's on the menu.
Okay. Okay, then what about the-- the fish?
The flaming flounder?
That is my showstopper.
Ah. Oh, Lazlo, I shouldn't have been all up in your business today.
It's just that Dad's at home recovering,
and I just wanted everything to be handled.
Raven, your father is like family to me.
When it comes to the Chill Grill, you don't have to worry.
I got this.
[gasps]
Lazlo, will you come back to the Chill Grill?
I don't think it can survive without you.
Oh, yeah.
Also, my dad doesn't need to know about the little fire I started.
Fire? What fire?
I always liked you.
Boom.
-Back to work! -Okay.
Are you serious?
We can't tell anyone that we're the first people
to successfully escape from Alcatraz?
Do you really want your mom knowing what we did today?
So, we're agreed. No one can know.
Perfect.
Oh, you're back.
Here. Hold this.
Uh, okay.
Good luck, Booker.
Hey, kids. How was Alcatraz?
Oh, no.
-I'm gonna go. -Me too.
[Victor] Booker!