1 00:00:03,969 --> 00:00:06,351 I made your favorites for lunch. 2 00:00:06,385 --> 00:00:09,009 Peanut butter and grape jelly for Alice 3 00:00:09,043 --> 00:00:12,633 and circus nuggies for Booker. 4 00:00:12,909 --> 00:00:15,739 Sorry, Pop-Pop, I don't eat grape jelly anymore. 5 00:00:15,774 --> 00:00:16,913 Also, I'm a man now, 6 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:19,019 so I prefer my nuggies nuggie-shaped. 7 00:00:20,296 --> 00:00:21,573 Well, I guess some things have changed 8 00:00:21,607 --> 00:00:22,712 since I left London. 9 00:00:22,746 --> 00:00:24,058 -I'll toss these out. -No. 10 00:00:25,611 --> 00:00:26,923 No, no, I'll eat them. 11 00:00:27,268 --> 00:00:29,063 I'll eat the nuggies just because as an adult, 12 00:00:29,098 --> 00:00:30,789 I hate to see food go to waste. 13 00:00:33,309 --> 00:00:34,724 Hey, Nikki. Yes. 14 00:00:34,758 --> 00:00:37,520 I need you to pick up the fabric, pick up my cleaning, 15 00:00:37,554 --> 00:00:39,039 also pick up my coffee. 16 00:00:39,073 --> 00:00:40,074 And if you could, 17 00:00:40,109 --> 00:00:42,076 could you pick up the phone, please? 18 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:45,804 Okay? I've been calling you 20 times. 19 00:00:45,838 --> 00:00:47,944 Did you know Alice doesn't like grape jelly anymore? 20 00:00:47,978 --> 00:00:49,187 Dad, she's 10 years old. 21 00:00:49,221 --> 00:00:51,361 Time didn't stand still while you were away. 22 00:00:51,396 --> 00:00:52,880 I wasn't gone that long. 23 00:00:52,914 --> 00:00:53,950 [knocking on door] 24 00:00:58,679 --> 00:01:00,267 How long was I gone? 25 00:01:01,268 --> 00:01:04,305 -Dylan? -Meet DWAYNe. 26 00:01:04,340 --> 00:01:05,582 the perfect assistant, 27 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:07,377 thanks to his artificial intelligence. 28 00:01:07,412 --> 00:01:10,932 I'll take an assistant with any intelligence. 29 00:01:10,967 --> 00:01:12,555 What do you want, Dylan? 30 00:01:12,589 --> 00:01:14,246 Just came over to tell you that we can't work 31 00:01:14,281 --> 00:01:15,730 on our project at my house today. 32 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:19,113 So you sent a robot? You never heard of texting? 33 00:01:19,148 --> 00:01:21,288 Until a year ago, you never heard of texting. 34 00:01:21,529 --> 00:01:23,255 I heard of texting. 35 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:25,015 I just didn't know how to do it. 36 00:01:26,948 --> 00:01:28,847 We can work on our project next week. 37 00:01:28,881 --> 00:01:30,504 Why don't y'all just work on it here? 38 00:01:30,538 --> 00:01:31,677 Great idea. 39 00:01:31,712 --> 00:01:34,266 I'll C.P.U. later. 40 00:01:37,545 --> 00:01:39,478 Why did you invite Dylan over? 41 00:01:39,513 --> 00:01:41,101 He just made a robot. 42 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:42,481 I have nothing cool to show him. 43 00:01:42,516 --> 00:01:44,138 What about your cool cousin? 44 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,346 Nia's in Chicago. 45 00:01:47,072 --> 00:01:48,625 That's messed up, Alice. 46 00:01:50,179 --> 00:01:51,801 [theme music playing] 47 00:01:51,835 --> 00:01:53,975 ♪ Ha, ha! Lemme tell ya somethin' ♪ 48 00:01:54,010 --> 00:01:55,598 ♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪ 49 00:01:55,632 --> 00:01:57,427 ♪ But then life had other plans ♪ 50 00:01:57,462 --> 00:01:58,566 ♪ Tell 'em, Mom 51 00:01:58,911 --> 00:02:00,603 ♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 52 00:02:00,637 --> 00:02:03,157 ♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪♪ 53 00:02:03,192 --> 00:02:06,160 -♪ New city, I'’m finding my way ♪ ♪ It'’s gonna take some time ♪ 54 00:02:06,195 --> 00:02:07,886 -♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay -♪ Ya know I got you, right? 55 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:10,060 ♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪♪ 56 00:02:10,095 --> 00:02:13,133 ♪ We're just fam caught up in a crazy world ♪ 57 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,169 -♪ C'mon! -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 58 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:17,171 -♪ We get loud! -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home ♪ 59 00:02:17,206 --> 00:02:19,311 -♪ It's our crowd! -♪ Might be tough, but together ♪♪ 60 00:02:19,346 --> 00:02:20,795 ♪ We make it look good 61 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:23,073 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 62 00:02:23,108 --> 00:02:25,662 -♪ It's Raven's Home -♪ When it's tough 63 00:02:25,697 --> 00:02:27,975 -♪ Yeah, Raven's Home -♪ We got love 64 00:02:28,009 --> 00:02:30,460 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪♪ 65 00:02:30,495 --> 00:02:33,153 ♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪♪ 66 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:34,188 [Raven laughing] 67 00:02:34,223 --> 00:02:35,465 Yep! That's us. 68 00:02:35,500 --> 00:02:38,054 ♪ ♪ 69 00:02:41,540 --> 00:02:43,818 Dude, there's no way a shark could beat a bear in a fight. 70 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:45,855 -Sharks are huge. -Yeah, but bears are feisty. 71 00:02:45,889 --> 00:02:47,650 Okay. But bears can't breathe underwater. 72 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,410 But have you considered that a shark has no feet? 73 00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:50,722 Aah! 74 00:02:50,756 --> 00:02:53,690 Not until now. 75 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:55,830 Alice, we need you to settle something for us. 76 00:02:55,865 --> 00:02:58,212 Not now. I have to finish installing an AI system 77 00:02:58,247 --> 00:03:00,318 to automate our house before Dylan gets here. 78 00:03:00,352 --> 00:03:02,527 He needs to be taken down a few pegs, 79 00:03:02,561 --> 00:03:04,114 especially since his growth spurt. 80 00:03:05,115 --> 00:03:06,151 Check this out. 81 00:03:06,738 --> 00:03:08,049 ROBOTIC VOICE: Greetings, Alice. 82 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:11,121 I'm a Dynamic Intelligent Virtual Assistant, 83 00:03:11,398 --> 00:03:13,020 DIVA for short. 84 00:03:13,054 --> 00:03:14,297 What you need, baby? 85 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:16,334 DIVA, close the shades. 86 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,059 DIVA: DIVA, closing shades. 87 00:03:20,890 --> 00:03:23,755 That's amazing. She did it first try. 88 00:03:23,789 --> 00:03:26,240 Usually takes me, like, four. 89 00:03:26,275 --> 00:03:28,242 You haven't seen anything yet. 90 00:03:28,277 --> 00:03:29,278 DIVA, lights on. 91 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,382 [computer beeping] 92 00:03:30,417 --> 00:03:31,797 -Fireplace on. -[flames whooshing] 93 00:03:31,832 --> 00:03:33,730 Flush toilet in upstairs bathroom. 94 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:35,076 [toilet flushing] 95 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:36,802 Why do you need a computer to flush your toilet? 96 00:03:36,837 --> 00:03:39,046 Oh, I don't know, Booker. Why would I? 97 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:41,290 It was one time. I forgot one time. 98 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:43,982 DIVA can do anything. 99 00:03:44,016 --> 00:03:45,880 Lock the doors, adjust the thermostat, 100 00:03:45,915 --> 00:03:47,261 make toast. 101 00:03:47,572 --> 00:03:50,091 She's the smartest, most advanced AI system ever. 102 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:51,161 Right, DIVA? 103 00:03:51,403 --> 00:03:52,922 DIVA: It ain't braggin' if it's true. 104 00:03:54,303 --> 00:03:55,545 This is going to be so good. 105 00:03:55,580 --> 00:03:58,307 I'm going to go outside and wait for Dylan. 106 00:03:58,341 --> 00:04:00,654 Don't mess with DIVA while I'm gone. 107 00:04:01,033 --> 00:04:03,208 -Don't worry, we won't. -[door closes] 108 00:04:03,864 --> 00:04:05,486 -We really are, right? -Oh yeah. 109 00:04:11,872 --> 00:04:13,287 I know, right? 110 00:04:13,322 --> 00:04:15,496 Yuck. Who rents a yacht? 111 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,809 It's luxury travel, not bowling shoes. 112 00:04:18,637 --> 00:04:20,639 Hey, Nikki, did you get the stuff I asked you to get? 113 00:04:20,674 --> 00:04:22,123 -Stuff? -Yeah. 114 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:23,815 The fabric, the buttons, the zipper. 115 00:04:23,849 --> 00:04:25,023 I texted you a whole list. 116 00:04:25,057 --> 00:04:26,783 -Did I respond? -Yeah. 117 00:04:26,818 --> 00:04:28,820 You said, "Same phone. Who dis?" 118 00:04:30,442 --> 00:04:31,409 -Hey, Miss Baxter. -Hey. 119 00:04:31,443 --> 00:04:32,927 Here's your latte, double foam, 120 00:04:32,962 --> 00:04:34,481 a splash of hazelnut, and a caramel drizzle. 121 00:04:34,515 --> 00:04:36,172 -Thank you. -But getting your coffee is my job. 122 00:04:36,206 --> 00:04:38,623 Forgetting my coffee is your job. 123 00:04:38,657 --> 00:04:39,900 That's why I asked Ivy. 124 00:04:40,625 --> 00:04:43,352 It's easy for regular people to remember things. 125 00:04:43,386 --> 00:04:45,526 I'm a socialite. It's a lot. 126 00:04:45,561 --> 00:04:48,460 We forget things, like paying taxes, voting, 127 00:04:48,495 --> 00:04:51,221 Greta Gardunkian's reality show coming to the loft today. 128 00:04:51,256 --> 00:04:52,395 What did you just say? 129 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,985 I don't vote. Okay. 130 00:04:57,366 --> 00:04:59,299 The stickers never match my outfit. 131 00:04:59,816 --> 00:05:01,231 No, no, Nikki, the thing about 132 00:05:01,266 --> 00:05:02,992 the Gardunkian's reality show. 133 00:05:03,026 --> 00:05:04,718 You know Greta Gardunkian 134 00:05:04,752 --> 00:05:06,340 from "Getting Down with the Gardunkians"? 135 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:07,997 I'm one of her besties. 136 00:05:08,031 --> 00:05:09,723 The show wants to see me working. 137 00:05:09,757 --> 00:05:11,241 They're not the only ones. 138 00:05:12,691 --> 00:05:14,003 Can I stay and watch? 139 00:05:14,037 --> 00:05:15,384 I'm not sure. 140 00:05:15,418 --> 00:05:18,318 Greta has a lot of crazed fans. 141 00:05:18,352 --> 00:05:19,215 But you seem cool. 142 00:05:19,249 --> 00:05:20,803 [screams] 143 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:22,667 I'm gonna meet Greta Gardunkian. 144 00:05:22,701 --> 00:05:24,047 This is the best day of my life. 145 00:05:24,496 --> 00:05:26,360 I can't wait to smell her hair. 146 00:05:27,223 --> 00:05:28,707 -That was a test. -How did I do? 147 00:05:28,742 --> 00:05:29,812 How do you think you did? 148 00:05:29,846 --> 00:05:31,261 I'ma go. 149 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:33,919 Nikki, this is a place of business. 150 00:05:33,954 --> 00:05:36,681 You being on a reality show will be way too disruptive. 151 00:05:37,544 --> 00:05:39,131 [whooshing] 152 00:05:40,409 --> 00:05:41,686 Can't believe the whole world 153 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:43,101 is going to see your designs. 154 00:05:45,621 --> 00:05:46,760 [sighs] 155 00:05:46,794 --> 00:05:48,520 But us on a reality show. 156 00:05:48,900 --> 00:05:50,798 Hey, Nikki, do not cancel the shoot. 157 00:05:51,074 --> 00:05:53,076 I wasn't. I was just checking my phone. 158 00:05:53,111 --> 00:05:55,562 -I have, like, 20 missed calls. -Really? 159 00:05:55,596 --> 00:05:56,597 Do you recognize this number? 160 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:58,703 Oh, Nikki, that's my number! 161 00:05:58,737 --> 00:06:00,118 Come on, man! 162 00:06:03,777 --> 00:06:07,953 [upbeat guitar music playing] 163 00:06:10,128 --> 00:06:12,924 DIVA, can you flash the lights blue? 164 00:06:12,958 --> 00:06:15,409 DVIA: You know I can flash the lights blue. 165 00:06:15,444 --> 00:06:18,412 No, no. We know you can flash them orange, red, 166 00:06:18,447 --> 00:06:20,725 green, purple, eggshell, burnt sienna, 167 00:06:20,759 --> 00:06:22,934 periwinkle, chartreuse, and aquamarine. 168 00:06:23,797 --> 00:06:25,626 We don't know that you can do blue. 169 00:06:26,765 --> 00:06:29,423 DIVA: Baby, I'm a quantum computing system 170 00:06:29,458 --> 00:06:32,978 that processes at 54 exaflops per nanosecond. 171 00:06:33,462 --> 00:06:36,810 So... blue should be easy. 172 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:39,778 Both: Yeah! 173 00:06:41,953 --> 00:06:43,437 DIVA is amazing, 174 00:06:43,472 --> 00:06:46,336 but I can't help but think maybe we're wasting her talents. 175 00:06:46,371 --> 00:06:47,924 Hey, you're right, Neil. 176 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:49,926 We should give her a real challenge. 177 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:50,962 Hey, DIVA. 178 00:06:51,480 --> 00:06:55,518 DIVA, why don't you rip a big, fat, juicy burp? 179 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:58,970 DIVA: DIVA don't burp, baby. 180 00:06:59,004 --> 00:07:01,835 BOTH: Burp, burp, burp, burp, burp. 181 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:03,423 DIVA: Fine. 182 00:07:03,768 --> 00:07:06,426 -[loud burp] -[both laugh] 183 00:07:07,634 --> 00:07:09,083 DIVA: Why are you laughing? 184 00:07:09,118 --> 00:07:10,430 Because you burped. 185 00:07:10,464 --> 00:07:12,708 You a smart house and you burped. 186 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:17,609 DIVA: I was designed to be a smart house, 187 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:18,852 but this house is dumb. 188 00:07:18,886 --> 00:07:20,957 -Tell Alice I quit. -[DIVA powers down] 189 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,720 DIVA? DIVA? 190 00:07:25,548 --> 00:07:27,481 Oh no. Alice is going to kill us. 191 00:07:27,516 --> 00:07:29,345 We got to get DIVA back online before Dylan gets here. 192 00:07:29,379 --> 00:07:30,380 Do you know how to fix an AI? 193 00:07:30,415 --> 00:07:31,312 -No. 194 00:07:32,175 --> 00:07:33,280 But I know who does. 195 00:07:33,314 --> 00:07:34,661 Neil, we can't ask DIVA. 196 00:07:34,695 --> 00:07:36,214 Then I have nothing. I have nothing. 197 00:07:41,046 --> 00:07:42,945 I want the Gardunkian audience 198 00:07:42,979 --> 00:07:45,499 to see my range as a designer. 199 00:07:45,534 --> 00:07:49,330 So I call this "Girl at Work" 200 00:07:49,365 --> 00:07:52,264 and I call this "Work It, Girl." 201 00:07:52,644 --> 00:07:54,715 Oh, I cannot believe I'm going to be seen 202 00:07:54,750 --> 00:07:56,890 on the biggest reality show in the whole world. 203 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,823 And I don't even know how to thank you. 204 00:07:58,857 --> 00:07:59,962 You could pay me. 205 00:07:59,996 --> 00:08:03,655 Or, or I could say thank you. 206 00:08:08,039 --> 00:08:09,696 Let's make magic, people. 207 00:08:09,730 --> 00:08:11,352 We're doing it for the Gardunkians. 208 00:08:11,387 --> 00:08:13,976 They didn't get famous by sitting around looking pretty. 209 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,011 Didn't they, though? 210 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:16,910 What are you doing back here? 211 00:08:17,393 --> 00:08:20,534 Well, I saw the producer fire her assistant outside. 212 00:08:20,569 --> 00:08:22,916 She didn't like the way he said the word "croissant," 213 00:08:22,950 --> 00:08:24,365 so I swooped in, 214 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:25,677 said "croissant," 215 00:08:25,712 --> 00:08:27,092 and now I'm her assistant. 216 00:08:27,886 --> 00:08:30,199 -Who's crazy now? -Still you. 217 00:08:31,545 --> 00:08:32,442 Well, too bad. 218 00:08:32,477 --> 00:08:34,928 I am crew. I'm not going anywhere. 219 00:08:35,687 --> 00:08:36,792 Let's roll! 220 00:08:37,586 --> 00:08:39,691 Oh, I can't believe that after today, 221 00:08:39,726 --> 00:08:41,693 the entire world will know my name. 222 00:08:41,728 --> 00:08:44,109 In five, four... 223 00:08:44,144 --> 00:08:45,559 Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, 224 00:08:45,594 --> 00:08:48,044 the show thinks I'm the designer and you're my assistant. 225 00:08:48,079 --> 00:08:50,460 -Say what?! -And action. 226 00:08:53,084 --> 00:08:55,155 ♪ 227 00:08:57,329 --> 00:08:59,366 You built a smart house? 228 00:08:59,400 --> 00:09:01,541 Well, I may have whipped something up. 229 00:09:03,094 --> 00:09:04,889 DIVA, introduce yourself. 230 00:09:06,718 --> 00:09:08,237 [mimicking DIVA]: Greetings, baby. 231 00:09:08,271 --> 00:09:11,171 I'm DIVA, a sophisticated computer. 232 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,277 What you need, baby? 233 00:09:14,312 --> 00:09:16,072 DIVA, close the shades. 234 00:09:16,107 --> 00:09:17,729 DIVA, closing shades. 235 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:23,252 Let me try. 236 00:09:23,286 --> 00:09:24,805 DIVA, turn on the lights. 237 00:09:25,841 --> 00:09:27,774 DIVA, turning on the lights. 238 00:09:32,192 --> 00:09:34,056 -Booker? -Booker? 239 00:09:34,090 --> 00:09:36,472 I mean, booger in your nose. 240 00:09:36,506 --> 00:09:38,819 A big, fat, juicy one. You should go. 241 00:09:42,340 --> 00:09:44,963 -[Booker gasps] -Booker, what happened to DIVA? 242 00:09:45,792 --> 00:09:47,932 So it's actually kind of a long story. 243 00:09:47,966 --> 00:09:49,450 Shorten it. 244 00:09:49,485 --> 00:09:51,107 We asked DIVA to burp, and then she quit. 245 00:09:51,142 --> 00:09:52,108 She quit? 246 00:09:52,143 --> 00:09:53,972 Oh, this is a disaster. 247 00:09:54,007 --> 00:09:56,181 DIVA was supposed to prove once and for all 248 00:09:56,216 --> 00:09:57,355 that I'm the smartest. 249 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,081 So we'll make sure he doesn't find out. 250 00:09:59,115 --> 00:10:01,290 Neil and I will keep pretending to be DIVA until Dylan leaves. 251 00:10:01,324 --> 00:10:02,394 This better work. 252 00:10:02,809 --> 00:10:04,155 DIVA got your back. 253 00:10:04,396 --> 00:10:06,882 [mimicking DIVA]: It ain't braggin' if it's true, baby. 254 00:10:08,469 --> 00:10:10,644 So, actually, just Booker is going to do the voice. 255 00:10:13,474 --> 00:10:15,994 How did they get the idea that I was your assistant? 256 00:10:16,029 --> 00:10:18,618 When people heard I was working at a design house, 257 00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:21,551 they obviously assumed I was the designer, 258 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:23,519 and I never corrected them. 259 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:26,591 -It's not my fault. -How is it not your fault? 260 00:10:26,867 --> 00:10:28,800 That's the definition of "your fault." 261 00:10:29,387 --> 00:10:31,631 Please, Raven, don't say anything. 262 00:10:31,665 --> 00:10:34,185 Your designs will still be seen all over the world. 263 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,428 But you'll get the credit. 264 00:10:36,705 --> 00:10:39,224 Or we could tell the truth and the show will go away, 265 00:10:39,259 --> 00:10:42,296 and the only people who will see your designs are me, you, 266 00:10:42,331 --> 00:10:43,781 and whoever sweeps up at night. 267 00:10:43,815 --> 00:10:46,162 Me. I sweep up at night. 268 00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,993 Uh, Miss B, 269 00:10:49,027 --> 00:10:51,581 the producer seems to think that you're Nikki's assistant. 270 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:54,412 [sighs] Well, I guess I am, 271 00:10:54,446 --> 00:10:56,207 at least for the next couple of hours. 272 00:10:56,241 --> 00:10:57,346 Really? 273 00:10:57,380 --> 00:10:58,830 You'll pretend to be my assistant. 274 00:10:58,865 --> 00:11:01,661 Why not? You pretend to be my assistant all the time. 275 00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:02,834 How hard could it be? 276 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:08,840 My boss wants a gluten-free pumpkin spice whipped espresso. 277 00:11:08,875 --> 00:11:11,705 And I'll have a cinnamon latte, mocha on the side, 278 00:11:11,740 --> 00:11:13,569 whipped cream in the middle, not on top. 279 00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,847 And whatever you do, do not stir. 280 00:11:15,882 --> 00:11:16,814 Now, repeat that back to me. 281 00:11:16,848 --> 00:11:18,125 -Oh, I got it. -Repeat it. 282 00:11:19,713 --> 00:11:23,648 Cinnamon latte, mocha on the side, 283 00:11:24,235 --> 00:11:27,687 whipped cream in the middle, not on top. 284 00:11:27,721 --> 00:11:29,689 That sounds like Nikki's order. 285 00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:31,104 Why are you getting coffee for Nikki? 286 00:11:31,138 --> 00:11:32,243 Because, Dad-- 287 00:11:36,074 --> 00:11:38,283 Because Nikki's my boss, Dad, 288 00:11:38,318 --> 00:11:40,389 ha, ha, and I'm her assistant. 289 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:42,598 Like, I'm, I'm Nikki's assistant. 290 00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,737 [chuckles] 291 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:45,946 And the camera? 292 00:11:46,567 --> 00:11:49,191 Now, I paid for coffee, not for conversation. 293 00:11:49,225 --> 00:11:50,571 You never pay for anything. 294 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:51,883 I'm paying for it, Dad. 295 00:11:53,782 --> 00:11:55,887 I am paying for it. 296 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,373 ♪ 297 00:11:59,408 --> 00:12:02,583 Okay, DIVA, get Dylan a cup of water. 298 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:03,964 BOOKER [as DIVA]: DIVA, getting water. 299 00:12:10,660 --> 00:12:12,179 Ah, here you go, Dylan. 300 00:12:13,802 --> 00:12:14,768 [slurps] 301 00:12:15,838 --> 00:12:17,426 This tastes like rose. 302 00:12:18,289 --> 00:12:20,532 -Uh... -Nice touch. 303 00:12:20,912 --> 00:12:22,224 What else can DIVA do? 304 00:12:22,258 --> 00:12:23,432 Uh... 305 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,778 I can whip up some toast. 306 00:12:24,813 --> 00:12:26,780 Right! Yeah. We'll get the butter. 307 00:12:28,126 --> 00:12:29,127 [refrigerator door opens] 308 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:33,787 [both wincing] 309 00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,618 [as DIVA]: Toast comin' in hot, baby. 310 00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,798 Your AI is almost as cool as my robot. 311 00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,593 What do you mean "almost"? 312 00:12:46,627 --> 00:12:48,353 What can your robot do that DIVA can't? 313 00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,942 I programmed DWAYNe to take out the trash. 314 00:12:51,287 --> 00:12:54,325 [chuckles] DIVA can take out the trash in her sleep mode. 315 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,534 DIVA, trash. 316 00:12:57,846 --> 00:13:00,434 [as DIVA]: Okay, but stand back, baby, 317 00:13:00,469 --> 00:13:01,815 for safety. 318 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,024 Safety? 319 00:13:04,059 --> 00:13:05,646 Yeah, I mean, you don't want to get between 320 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:07,234 that girl and her garbage. 321 00:13:11,169 --> 00:13:12,308 [as DIVA]: Trash removed. 322 00:13:12,861 --> 00:13:15,795 Get ready to see one very empty trash can. 323 00:13:18,383 --> 00:13:19,971 Your AI did this? 324 00:13:20,661 --> 00:13:22,698 I have to admit, I'm impressed. 325 00:13:26,219 --> 00:13:27,220 What was that? 326 00:13:29,394 --> 00:13:33,157 Uh, sounds like a DIVA mic drop on your robots. 327 00:13:33,191 --> 00:13:34,537 Alright, Alice. 328 00:13:34,572 --> 00:13:36,885 DIVA's the smartest, most advanced AI in the world. 329 00:13:37,368 --> 00:13:38,748 Can't believe you pulled it off. 330 00:13:39,577 --> 00:13:41,165 DIVA: They didn't pull anything off. 331 00:13:41,199 --> 00:13:43,408 They're behind the island pretending to be me. 332 00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:46,584 -BOOKER: Hey! -[Neil spits] 333 00:13:47,550 --> 00:13:49,173 Okay, fine. It was us. 334 00:13:49,207 --> 00:13:50,415 We were pretending to be DIVA. 335 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:53,073 DIVA: Child, there's only one DIVA. 336 00:13:53,418 --> 00:13:54,730 You tried to trick me? 337 00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:56,076 No, I didn't. 338 00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:58,872 It was those wet weirdos. 339 00:13:58,907 --> 00:13:59,839 DIVA: Silence! 340 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,254 It's time to show all of you 341 00:14:01,288 --> 00:14:03,394 who the superior mind really is. 342 00:14:03,428 --> 00:14:06,086 Commence Operation Revenge. 343 00:14:06,121 --> 00:14:07,191 [door creaks] 344 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,401 -[beeping] -[Booker shuddering] 345 00:14:10,435 --> 00:14:12,196 Oh no, you guys, this seems bad. 346 00:14:13,059 --> 00:14:15,199 All that's missing is the ominous music. 347 00:14:15,233 --> 00:14:17,891 [ominous music plays] 348 00:14:17,926 --> 00:14:19,617 She's good. She's really good. 349 00:14:24,449 --> 00:14:27,452 When did Raven become Nikki's assistant? 350 00:14:27,797 --> 00:14:30,904 Huh. So much has changed since I was in London. 351 00:14:31,215 --> 00:14:33,803 But one thing stays the same. 352 00:14:34,252 --> 00:14:35,771 This is still my house. 353 00:14:35,805 --> 00:14:38,118 My castle. Mi casa. 354 00:14:44,055 --> 00:14:45,815 I can't get in mi casa. 355 00:14:47,265 --> 00:14:48,646 ALICE: DIVA's freezing us out. 356 00:14:48,680 --> 00:14:49,958 [Booker grunts] 357 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,029 DIVA's locked us in. We're trapped. 358 00:14:52,063 --> 00:14:54,997 It's freezing in here. I can see my breath. 359 00:14:56,757 --> 00:14:58,069 Yeah, and I can smell it. 360 00:15:00,313 --> 00:15:01,624 What are we going to do? 361 00:15:01,659 --> 00:15:04,213 I think I still may be able to reason with DIVA. 362 00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:07,768 It's just a computer. Unplug it. End DIVA for good. 363 00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:09,425 It's not like she can do anything to us. 364 00:15:09,460 --> 00:15:11,117 It's not like she's got hands. 365 00:15:12,877 --> 00:15:16,846 DIVA: But DWAYNe does. I control DWAYNe now. 366 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,745 DWAYNe, how could you, man? 367 00:15:18,779 --> 00:15:21,230 You guys ever think you might be too smart for your own good? 368 00:15:21,265 --> 00:15:23,060 There's no such thing as too smart. 369 00:15:23,094 --> 00:15:24,924 I'm just saying, none of my science projects 370 00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,270 ever tried to kill me. 371 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:30,653 [DWAYNe cackling] 372 00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,623 Being a big boss fashion designer 373 00:15:34,657 --> 00:15:36,590 is actually pretty easy. 374 00:15:36,625 --> 00:15:38,834 Most days, I just drape a little fabric 375 00:15:38,868 --> 00:15:40,456 and nag my assistant. 376 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:42,700 Uh, there she is now. 377 00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:45,323 Raven, did you change my tire? 378 00:15:45,358 --> 00:15:46,842 Yeah. I would have cut your brakes, too, 379 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,154 but I need a ride home. 380 00:15:49,672 --> 00:15:51,260 Nikki, I am over this. 381 00:15:51,295 --> 00:15:53,435 We are telling the producers the truth. 382 00:15:53,469 --> 00:15:55,816 Please, Raven, you can't. 383 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,818 If my friends find out I'm just an assistant, 384 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,682 they'll never speak to me again. 385 00:15:59,717 --> 00:16:01,201 Stop overreacting. 386 00:16:01,236 --> 00:16:02,823 Your friends can't be that shallow. 387 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:08,312 Greta Gardunkian's in the building. 388 00:16:08,346 --> 00:16:10,314 Why is no one freaking out? 389 00:16:10,348 --> 00:16:12,972 [screaming] 390 00:16:13,006 --> 00:16:16,113 Greta Gardunkian. I am obsessed with you. 391 00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:18,356 I've seen every episode of "Getting Down with the Gardunkians." 392 00:16:18,391 --> 00:16:20,738 -Eww. Too much freaking out. -I'm sorry. 393 00:16:20,772 --> 00:16:22,533 Nikki! 394 00:16:24,845 --> 00:16:26,330 Greta, you're here. 395 00:16:26,364 --> 00:16:27,676 Obviously. 396 00:16:27,710 --> 00:16:28,884 I had to stop by 397 00:16:28,918 --> 00:16:31,024 because I heard a scandalous rumor 398 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:32,853 that you were just an assistant here 399 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,717 and not the designer. 400 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,755 You're not a poser like Penelope Cartwright, 401 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,239 are you? 402 00:16:39,274 --> 00:16:40,585 Who? 403 00:16:41,379 --> 00:16:43,036 Exactly. 404 00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:47,420 Penelope was a spokesmodel, 405 00:16:47,454 --> 00:16:49,939 but then we found out that she was actually 406 00:16:49,974 --> 00:16:52,666 just a greeter at a big box store. 407 00:16:52,701 --> 00:16:54,772 No one ever spoke to her again. 408 00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,670 Wow, that's, that's awful. 409 00:16:56,705 --> 00:16:59,673 I know, right? A big box store. 410 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:01,606 Like, what even is that? 411 00:17:01,641 --> 00:17:03,056 Oh, oh, it's like a place 412 00:17:03,091 --> 00:17:04,747 where you can buy things like TVs and toilet paper. 413 00:17:04,782 --> 00:17:06,094 You know, sometimes they give out free samples. 414 00:17:06,128 --> 00:17:08,993 Again, too much. 415 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:15,793 Nikki, you are the designer here, right? 416 00:17:16,276 --> 00:17:18,209 [sighs] Well, actually-- 417 00:17:18,244 --> 00:17:20,729 Actually, she is 418 00:17:20,763 --> 00:17:24,112 the designer, and I am the assistant. 419 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:25,527 My name is Raven. Hi. 420 00:17:25,561 --> 00:17:26,735 Obviously. 421 00:17:26,769 --> 00:17:29,324 Why else would you be wearing those shoes? 422 00:17:33,017 --> 00:17:34,570 Raven. No. 423 00:17:36,124 --> 00:17:39,886 Nikki, I need you to make me a dress 424 00:17:39,920 --> 00:17:42,440 for a red carpet tonight. 425 00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,132 Oh, that-- Yes, yes. 426 00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:48,550 My boss, Nikki, can make you a dress for the red carpet. Yes. 427 00:17:48,584 --> 00:17:50,379 Raven, what are you doing? 428 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,071 I don't know how to make a dress. 429 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:53,141 Yes, but I do. 430 00:17:53,175 --> 00:17:54,452 Don't worry. I'll walk you through it. 431 00:17:54,797 --> 00:17:56,489 -Great idea. -[Raven giggles] 432 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:58,146 And after we're done, I need you to wash my car. 433 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,354 Don't push it. 434 00:18:01,425 --> 00:18:03,496 ♪ 435 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:05,981 You leave for, like, two seconds, 436 00:18:06,015 --> 00:18:08,225 and now your daughter doesn't do what she did. 437 00:18:08,259 --> 00:18:11,124 But what she does do is not what you thought she did. 438 00:18:11,159 --> 00:18:12,608 And you're still trying to understand 439 00:18:12,643 --> 00:18:15,197 how a person could just stop liking grape jelly. 440 00:18:15,646 --> 00:18:16,992 Everything's changed. 441 00:18:22,825 --> 00:18:24,689 This isn't even my mail. 442 00:18:27,658 --> 00:18:29,522 It's pretty quiet. You know, maybe DWAYNe's gone. 443 00:18:32,214 --> 00:18:34,043 No, killer robot's still there. 444 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,633 Your DIVA turned DWAYNe against me. 445 00:18:37,668 --> 00:18:40,498 So you're admitting that DIVA is the superior AI-- 446 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,466 It's not the time, Alice. 447 00:18:44,053 --> 00:18:45,193 What are we gonna do? 448 00:18:45,227 --> 00:18:46,987 Look, if we could get to the closet, 449 00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:49,162 we could pull the modules that connect the ACIS 450 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:50,370 to the main grid while-- 451 00:18:50,405 --> 00:18:51,958 Cutting the circuit to the Max GPU. 452 00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:53,166 We can take her down. 453 00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:54,271 Booker, Neil, 454 00:18:54,305 --> 00:18:56,273 you guys distract DIVA in the kitchen. 455 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,620 That'll give Dylan and me a chance to get to the servers. 456 00:18:58,654 --> 00:18:59,724 Can you handle that? 457 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,071 We got this. 458 00:19:05,834 --> 00:19:07,318 NEIL: Don't mean to be a downer, 459 00:19:07,353 --> 00:19:08,837 but I don't think we got this! 460 00:19:09,665 --> 00:19:11,633 Neil, quick, think of something to distract her. 461 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,704 Oh, I know. Hey, DIVA. 462 00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,293 Uh, do you like jokes? Card tricks? 463 00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:17,949 [mimicking Arnold Schwarzenegger]: What about impressions? 464 00:19:20,849 --> 00:19:22,091 Guess not. 465 00:19:22,402 --> 00:19:25,060 DIVA: Why are you meatsicles wasting my time? 466 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:26,303 You know I'm gonna win. 467 00:19:26,337 --> 00:19:28,201 You don't know that. 468 00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,444 DIVA: I know everything. 469 00:19:30,065 --> 00:19:32,136 Man, I wish we knew everything. 470 00:19:32,550 --> 00:19:34,069 Then we'd finally be able to figure out who would win 471 00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:36,105 in a fight between a shark and a bear. Huh. 472 00:19:36,140 --> 00:19:37,935 DIVA: Obviously a shark. 473 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:41,145 Oh, no, no. But a shark can't breathe on land. 474 00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:42,767 DIVA: True. 475 00:19:43,561 --> 00:19:44,838 Then maybe it's the bear who-- 476 00:19:44,873 --> 00:19:46,909 Ah, but the bear isn't as slippery. 477 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:48,428 DIVA: Huh. Good point. 478 00:19:48,463 --> 00:19:49,912 Then a shark would. 479 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,914 DIVA's distracted. Now's our chance. 480 00:19:54,365 --> 00:19:56,747 Grizzlies can weigh up to 1,500 pounds. 481 00:19:56,781 --> 00:19:58,921 But, but sharks have, like, 3,000 teeth. 482 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:04,168 DIVA: So if I divide by pounds, or is it pounds by teeth? 483 00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:09,794 I'll pull the modules. You cut the circuits. 484 00:20:12,176 --> 00:20:13,695 And sharks can't get into a fighting stance 485 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,559 on account of the, uh, the fins. 486 00:20:15,973 --> 00:20:19,010 DIVA: Oh, I hadn't even considered that. 487 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:20,771 Nobody does. 488 00:20:22,117 --> 00:20:23,808 That means a bear could-- 489 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:26,259 Wait. Someone's touching my servers. 490 00:20:26,294 --> 00:20:27,812 [DIVA giggling] Ooh. 491 00:20:27,847 --> 00:20:28,813 Ooh, it tickles. 492 00:20:29,607 --> 00:20:31,747 What's going on? You boys tricked me! 493 00:20:31,782 --> 00:20:32,921 Let's do this. 494 00:20:34,509 --> 00:20:36,373 Alice, watch out. DIVA knows. 495 00:20:36,407 --> 00:20:37,615 DIVA: Of course, I know. 496 00:20:37,650 --> 00:20:40,169 Do it now! 497 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,620 DIVA: I also figured out who would win the fight. 498 00:20:42,655 --> 00:20:44,139 It's obviously the... 499 00:20:44,173 --> 00:20:47,315 Who? Obviously who?! 500 00:20:47,349 --> 00:20:49,109 Alice, boot her back up! 501 00:20:51,146 --> 00:20:52,941 Your AI almost killed us. 502 00:20:53,424 --> 00:20:55,150 Nice going, genius. 503 00:21:00,604 --> 00:21:01,812 Did you hear that? 504 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,366 He called me a genius. 505 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:08,267 ♪ 506 00:21:08,301 --> 00:21:10,441 And then in season four, episode eight, 507 00:21:10,476 --> 00:21:11,649 when you went to that soup kitchen 508 00:21:11,684 --> 00:21:13,755 and served meals in that diamond tiara... 509 00:21:13,789 --> 00:21:16,792 It's important to be relatable. 510 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,450 Just listen, just listen to my instructions, okay. 511 00:21:19,485 --> 00:21:20,969 Tighten it around my chest. Okay. 512 00:21:21,003 --> 00:21:23,282 Oh, not that tight. 513 00:21:23,316 --> 00:21:24,697 Make up your mind. 514 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:26,526 Listen. Just tighten it. 515 00:21:26,561 --> 00:21:27,527 See? Easy. 516 00:21:27,562 --> 00:21:29,357 Now, pin the side, pin the side. 517 00:21:29,391 --> 00:21:32,843 I said pin the side, not my spleen. 518 00:21:34,396 --> 00:21:37,192 Listen, okay, Nikki, just hear me out, alright. 519 00:21:37,226 --> 00:21:39,643 Do exactly as I say, and we're going to be all good. 520 00:21:39,677 --> 00:21:41,541 Now, just shorten the hem. 521 00:21:41,576 --> 00:21:44,061 Ooh, not that short, girl. I felt a breeze. 522 00:21:45,234 --> 00:21:46,857 Okay, now fix my bustle. 523 00:21:47,167 --> 00:21:48,755 You know that's not my bustle, girl. 524 00:21:50,516 --> 00:21:51,724 Alright. A couple more things. Okay. 525 00:21:51,758 --> 00:21:54,968 Now just hide the seam on the bottom. 526 00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,385 Oh, I wasn't expecting that. 527 00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:02,251 Okay. Okay. One last piece and we are done. 528 00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:08,706 Nikki... 529 00:22:08,741 --> 00:22:10,398 this dress is... 530 00:22:11,122 --> 00:22:13,953 gorgeous. 531 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:16,369 I'm so glad you like it. 532 00:22:16,404 --> 00:22:18,854 A lot of blood, sweat, and tears went into making it. 533 00:22:18,889 --> 00:22:19,890 Mostly mine. 534 00:22:20,718 --> 00:22:22,858 I can't wait to wear it tonight. 535 00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:25,516 Nikki, you're my bestie forever. 536 00:22:25,551 --> 00:22:27,691 As long as you stay successful. 537 00:22:27,725 --> 00:22:29,658 But not as successful as me. 538 00:22:29,693 --> 00:22:34,422 Byeeee! 539 00:22:37,079 --> 00:22:39,047 Oh, this is amazing. 540 00:22:39,081 --> 00:22:41,981 Now that I work for the show, I'll get to see Greta every day. 541 00:22:42,878 --> 00:22:45,398 What do you mean I'm fired? Oh. Oh yeah? 542 00:22:45,433 --> 00:22:47,538 Well, good luck finding someone who can pronounce "croissant"! 543 00:22:51,093 --> 00:22:52,301 Thanks for your help, Raven. 544 00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:54,959 I didn't realize how hard your job really is. 545 00:22:54,994 --> 00:22:58,722 And I didn't realize how much social pressure you were under. 546 00:22:58,756 --> 00:23:00,206 Greta is awful. 547 00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:02,415 Don't say that about my best friend. 548 00:23:03,140 --> 00:23:04,969 Well, is she your friend or your enemy? 549 00:23:05,004 --> 00:23:06,005 Yes. 550 00:23:08,248 --> 00:23:10,561 But none of them would have done what you did for me today. 551 00:23:11,769 --> 00:23:12,770 Thank you, Raven. 552 00:23:12,805 --> 00:23:13,978 Oh, no worries. 553 00:23:14,013 --> 00:23:16,118 I wouldn't change a tire for just anybody. 554 00:23:16,602 --> 00:23:18,776 I shouldn't have asked you to do any of those things. 555 00:23:18,811 --> 00:23:20,260 You know what? 556 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:22,435 I'm going to tell Greta that I'm really the assistant. 557 00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:23,678 Oh, no, no, Nikki. 558 00:23:24,126 --> 00:23:25,714 You don't have to do that. 559 00:23:25,749 --> 00:23:28,786 Oh, you don't want me to be humiliated. 560 00:23:28,821 --> 00:23:30,063 -And I want my dress on the red carpet. -What? 561 00:23:30,098 --> 00:23:33,412 [mimicking Greta]: Byeeee! 562 00:23:39,590 --> 00:23:42,490 Raven was just pretending to be Nikki's assistant, 563 00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:44,802 and Alice created an AI that turned evil? 564 00:23:44,837 --> 00:23:45,941 BOTH: Yep. 565 00:23:46,183 --> 00:23:47,840 So my family's still crazy. 566 00:23:47,874 --> 00:23:48,841 BOTH: Yep. 567 00:23:48,875 --> 00:23:51,982 I love it. Nothing's changed. 568 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,466 But you know what'd have been cool? 569 00:23:53,501 --> 00:23:55,468 To have a house that could serve me. 570 00:23:55,503 --> 00:23:56,538 Oh, I've got this. 571 00:23:57,505 --> 00:23:59,058 Bring snacks. 572 00:23:59,403 --> 00:24:01,025 BOOKER [as DIVA]: Bringin' snacks. 573 00:24:04,822 --> 00:24:06,479 How long do I have to do this? 574 00:24:06,824 --> 00:24:08,826 Until it stops being funny, baby. 575 00:24:08,861 --> 00:24:10,483 ♪ 576 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:38,580 Captioned by Point.360