- Previously on "Dragula." The winner of this week's Killer Doll's Challenge is...
Auntie Heroin.
- Scylla and Desiree, you are up for extermination.
- Just 'cause I can't get the word in with you
doesn't mean I don't feel like I have to fight in me.
- You come for everyone on their look,
but like you can't come for someone
when you look like that, you know?
- She told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
- We're playing a game.
This is not just a competition anymore.
This is a game. They have turned this into a game.
- I'm fucking coming for all you mother fuckers!
- I'm about to bring a... [grunting]
[thud booms]
[ominous music] [wolf howling]
[thunder rumbling]
[thunder cracking]
[person laughing]
[thunder cracking]
[ominous music]
[thunder cracking]
[people whispering]
- Happy Holidays, uglies.
[person laughing]
- The air is thick with anticipation tonight, dear viewers.
Do you feel it?
That subtle chill, that creeping dread.
- The feeling that one of your favorites
is about to get the chop?
[both laughing]
It's a night for surprises and secrets revealed.
Who will rise to the occasion
and who will be left out in the cold?
- Just like an unwanted fruitcake,
some of our guests might find themselves re-gifted,
straight to the graveyard.
[both laughing]
- So gather close our curious creatures
and watch as our guests navigate
a night of unexpected horror.
Will they hang by the chimney with care or just hang?
[both laughing] [thunder rumbling]
There's only one way to find out.
So let's look on in our little elves' workshop
and see who's going to be naughty or nice this week.
[both laughing]
[ominous music]
♪ Drag
♪ Filth
♪ Horror
♪ Glamour
♪ Dragula ♪
♪ She's a killer
♪ Queen
♪ Dragula
[upbeat music continues]
♪ She'll make you
♪ Scream
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
- [Dracmorda] The winner of "The Boulet Brothers' Dragula"
will receive a cash prize of $100,000 courtesy of us
and the crown and title of Dragula,
the world's next drag super monster.
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula ♪
[thunder cracking]
[person screaming]
[upbeat music]
[lights buzzing] [upbeat music continues]
[ominous music]
- Hey! [laughing]
- Shit. What a- - Ooh.
- I survived another week, bitches.
Thank God.
- They really set a precedent here.
Where's the gifts? [Jaharia laughing]
- Last week, the bottom two were Scylla and Desiree.
I'm not really sure of who's going home.
I think both entertainers were equally deserving.
- What about The Cauldron? That was heated.
- Your breast plate was bad.
Your first look was bad.
And this is bad.
So what the fuck? - Save all that anger
for the execution,
you're gonna need it. - What the fuck
are you coming for?
- I don't know, I was enjoying it.
I was giggling and having a good time.
- I'm thinking my sister Desi
probably is gonna get the boot.
- I'm really rooting for Desiree.
She had that fire that I wanted to see from a Dragula bitch.
I think she brought that to the extermination
and it's gonna come back.
- That might have looked like strength,
but it kind of seemed more like weakness to me.
- She said some crazy stuff.
- There were a lot of you that were saying that
that was the reason that she should stay.
When Scylla was there as levelheaded as she could be
saying, "I'm not afraid."
Y'all were like, "No, but we think Desiree wants it more."
- I'm sick of seeing the white body paint.
- Personally, I would want Scylla to come back
just because I know that I could beat her
in this competition.
- Can I say something really quick?
- No. - Do it.
- Oh. [group laughing]
So I really, I mean, obviously really hope Scylla goes home,
but I heard a rumor that somebody
or somebodies on cast were spreading lies about me.
- There was one or two girls talking about
you possibly leaking information about being here.
- What?
So if that's Scylla doing that,
I'm ready to see the bitch go.
- I haven't heard anything about that.
- I haven't heard anything.
- Are you starting your own rumors, girl?
[group laughing]
- Girl. I wish, but no. - Drama.
- Auntie, did you, since you're from Chicago,
did you hear anything about this rumor?
- Let's get one thing clear,
I'm not from Chicago, I'm from Rockford.
I don't know why these bitches
keep lumping me in with the Chicago bitches.
I don't really listen to much
and I kind of live under a rock,
so I don't really hear anything,
but I still heard the rumor, yeah.
[group laughing]
So somebody was on the top of the mountain screaming it.
I don't know.
- Was it Scylla? - It wasn't Scylla.
I didn't actually hear it from Scylla.
I didn't hear anything from Scylla.
The bitch wouldn't even return my texts.
- So it was Aurora.
- I haven't like heard anything here,
but I did hear before we got here,
like you were rumored in like Kansas City though.
- If you have a problem with me,
take me down like in the fucking challenges.
- Like, that sucks. - Yeah.
- Rumormill or not, we're still here.
You still made it, we're still competing, so fuck it.
- Sorry. It was me. - Oh.
[group laughing]
- I think whoever told Aurora
is just creating artificial drama.
I don't think that Scylla would ever do that.
I know Scylla, but also I know that they have beef,
so I don't know.
- If I find out who is spreading this rumor,
I'm coming for blood absolutely.
- And it's so unfair like-
- Hola, fuglies! [all cheering]
- You scared me. - Yes, Papi.
I'm so excited to see my girl Desiree walk through.
She's a little feisty
and I cannot wait to have more fun with her this week.
- So what was it like
'cause like needles scare the shit out of me.
I don't know how you did that.
- Look, bitch, it looks fucking-
- Oh! - Amazing.
- Oh, wow. - Oh, absolutely not.
- I mean, it was very painful.
And I mean, they were trying
to shove it everywhere over here, over here.
I said, "No, I want more.
I want to fucking get it in my god damn neck.
That's fucking painful to me.
And I wanted it to fucking shove it in there
and, bitch, look at this shit.
- That's intense.
- He literally like shoved them all slowly in and deep.
And then again.
To be honest though,
I'm happy to fucking do this extermination
because now I have a scar to prove
that I fucking was here
and that I'm fucking Dragula.
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm, nope, couldn't be me.
Could not be me, Jesus Lord.
Thank you, I was safe.
[ominous music]
- Fuck that extermination.
I wouldn't want to do that.
That sounded like a fucking bitch.
- Did you learn anything?
- I learned to shove needles in my neck, yeah.
[group laughing]
- That's it? - So no.
- Every season the first extermination is major.
Now it's been two major in a row.
Like they could do anything.
Like we can't think it's gonna be easy.
There's no way.
- Auntie, how are you feeling now that your daughter's gone?
- I don't really feel great about it.
- Is a weight lifted off your shoulders or anything?
- What do you mean?
- I don't know.
You didn't really feel like you were responsible for her.
- She's her own person.
She's just, she's a really close friend.
She's family to me. I don't know.
I would've loved to have done this whole thing with her
and it kind of sucks to have her go,
but honestly, I think we're all going to be feeling
that numerous times throughout this competition.
- Yeah.
- I think the thing that's most challenging
about this competition that no one,
you can't really see when you're watching,
is how mentally taxing this can be.
- You don't say? - Yeah, I definitely,
I know we had a moment in The Cauldron.
[air whooshing]
She told me that she wanted to be in an alliance with me.
[ominous music]
I don't think I went about it the best way,
but I did want everyone to be on the same page.
- I still feel really hurt.
I still feel really betrayed
because I did think that you and I were close friends,
and I am really second guessing that now.
- Grey, what's on your mind?
You made a face when he said "Close friends."
- Like it's been what, two weeks?
[group laughing]
- This shit is hard.
Sorry that you're always here quiet.
- We're playing a game.
You don't know what people's strategy is in this game.
- I'm gonna keep my distance and see where it takes me,
but I don't trust you and I know after what happened
in The Cauldron, you don't trust me,
and we'll see what happens.
[ominous music] [alarm buzzing] - Ah! - Oh my God!
[Pi groaning]
- Yeah! Another challenge!
- Bring it on.
[ominous music continues]
[static crackles]
[ominous music continues]
[group cheering]
- Pretty. - Gorgeous.
- Merry Christmas, Happy Thanksgiving,
and trick or treat, uglies.
- What?
- For this week's challenge,
we are drawing inspiration from some of the most disgusting,
depraved and horrifying celebrations ever to be observed:
classic family holidays.
[ominous music] [group groaning]
- That's right, darlings.
It's our Holiday of Horrors Challenge.
For this week's assignment,
you must conceptualize and create
a new and disgusting look
based on our Holiday of Horrors theme.
- Oh! - Interesting.
[ominous music continues]
- From killer turkeys
to deranged Easter bunnies and Savage Santas.
Tonight you must draw inspiration
from classic holiday themes
and twist them into horrifying looks
worthy of a sack of coal.
[group laughing]
- But that's not all.
This challenge is absolutely a filth challenge.
And in addition to your look,
you must perform a true act of holiday filth.
- Yes! - Yeah!
[ominous music continues]
- And for tonight's Fright Feat,
we'll be celebrating Valentine's Day
with our friends at Taimi,
the all-inclusive queer dating app.
- Oh! - Okay.
- Your task is to create the most flirtatious
and fun dating profile video ever to hit the Taimi app.
- Oh my God. - Only, you must do it
while eating a box of our abominable Boulet bonbons,
which are gourmet chocolates filled with pig brains
and finished off with a nice rotten fish tail sauce.
- Delicious. - Gross.
[ominous music continues]
- You'll have to repress your revulsion
while maintaining a flirty and fun attitude,
and the suitor with the most vivacious video
will receive the Mirror Mirror Curse.
- Oh. - Mm.
[ominous music continues]
- The curse. - Wow.
- The Mirror Mirror Curse grants its caster
the ability to reduce an opponent's mirror
to nothing more than a tiny compact
while they're getting ready for this week's floor show.
[ominous music] - Oh!
- And the winner of our Holiday of Horrors Challenge
will also win a lifetime gold membership to Taimi,
and social media placement.
- Oh! - Woo!
- Come on, Taimi. - Yes.
- Happy holidays, uglies,
and good luck to you all.
- As always, remember, for one of you,
this floor show will be your last.
[ominous music continues] [brothers laughing]
[thud booms]
[group applauding and cheering]
- I love Taimi.
- For the Fright Feat this week
we have to create a dating profile
while eating these disgusting bonbons.
Mm, exciting.
- What I'm really excited about though,
is that we have to keep our composure while we're eating it,
be flirtatious. - Be sexy.
- So this is an acting challenge, Mama.
I'm excited. [group laughing]
- I'm not super excited for this Fright Feat
because the dating aspect of it,
that's not really where my mind is right now
with everything going on in my personal life,
but I'm gonna do the best that I can.
[ominous music]
[thunder cracking] [group cheering]
- She's back! - I'm back from
the dead, bitches!
- No! No! - Yes.
- Good morning.
How are we today?
- Good morning, Miss Doll.
- Baby, so as you know, this week's Fright Feat,
you have to create a dating profile video for the app Taimi.
You'll be doing this while eating a box of Boulet bonbons.
- Disgusting. - Mm.
- And the winner of this week's Fright Feat
will be able to cast the Mirror Mirror Curse
which turns your mirror into a compact.
- Ooh. [mouth clicks]
- Are y'all ready to see these delicious bonbons?
- Yes! - Yes!
[hand snapping]
- Israel!
[ominous music]
- [Contestant] Oh, so cute.
- Oh, they do look cute. [laughing]
[ominous music continues]
[contestants groaning]
- [Desiree] Well, bitch, we can smell it from here.
- Oh don't that smells so good?
[Desiree retching]
These bonbons consist of pig brains and fish sauce.
[dramatic music] [contestant groaning]
- Now y'all ready to get to dating?
- Yes. - Let's do it.
- Now let's start this Fright Feat.
[ominous music]
- This week for the Fright Feat,
we have to create dating profiles for Taimi,
the all-inclusive dating app,
while eating these nasty ass bonbons!
A bitch is nervous.
[upbeat music]
- Ugh.
We have to eat bonbons this week
that consists of pig brains and fish sauce.
I have not really been excited about
eating anything disgusting so here we go.
- My name is Majesty. I am recently single and very heartbroken about it.
My ex left me on Valentine's Day, of course.
I'm hoping to find something less salty than my last ex
who has probably more brains than these do
in them right now.
What I really want is like a nice house plant. You know?
One that stays longer than my boyfriend did.
[tone beeps]
[Majesty laughing]
Oh my God.
[tone beeps]
T-A-I-M-I for the right one for you.
[camera clicking]
- Hi, I'm Aurora.
I'm from Chicago.
I'm 29 years old,
and I am a beautiful trans-femme diva.
Something that I find really attractive is confidence.
And you know, a massive...
[tone beeps]
Oh my God.
A massive credit limit.
[camera clicking]
- Me, Asian Consent.
As a Black trans woman,
I feel the need to use dating apps such as Taimi
because I feel fetishized in a lot of the dating world.
I've had a lot of issues
with feeling like I'm not good enough.
So being able to be in an app like Taimi,
I would be able to be myself,
be the woman that I am and...
[tone beeps]
Fuck. [tone beeps]
You should date me because I am a loyal partner.
I'm a partner that will be very caring to you.
I love a lot of cuddles
and a lot of good times with my kitties.
And if you enjoy that,
you'll definitely find me on the Taimi app.
[camera clicking]
- Hello, my name is Vivvi The Force,
and I am the girl for you.
If you were one of my bonbons,
I would start by giving you a nice smell.
[upbeat music continues]
[Vivvi moaning]
[Vivvi retching] [tone beeps]
It...
It's [mumbling].
[Vivvi spitting]
[tone beeping]
Make sure to look for my profile.
I'll be the one covered in bonbons.
[camera clicking] - Hi, I'm Pi.
I'm 30 years old.
I'm from Philadelphia.
Taimi's great for more than just trying
to get your hole plugged.
You can find the right person
to plug your hole every night.
[tone beeping]
[Pi coughing] [tone beeping]
[camera clicking] - It's me, Yuri.
I'm here on Taimi because I wanna be tamed. [moaning]
I'm attracted to beautiful people.
You know, like I feel like a lot of people are beautiful.
My boyfriend is tall, beautiful and...
[tone beeps]
[Yuri coughing] [tone beeping]
Because everyone deserves to be loved, even me.
[camera clicks] - I'm Auntie Heroine
and I'm here looking for a lover.
I identify as non-binary and I use they/them pronouns
so I'm looking for somebody that respects that.
Even if I am shoving it in my face like this.
Better get used to it, bitch.
[tone beeps]
[camera clicks] - Hi, my name's Grey Matter
and I'm looking for love.
I'm a virgin, so I've never been horny before,
but that's not what this app is about.
It's about true connection.
And I know my life partner exists out there somewhere.
[tone beeps]
[Grey coughing]
[Gray retches] [tone beeps]
[camera clicks] - Hola. My name is Miss. Dik.
You want to tame me? You wanna find love?
You want find a lover just like I did
who loves you as much as I gonna do?
[Desiree gasping]
My perfect date is going on a beautiful picnic,
looking at the beautiful dogs running around,
having a beautiful day.
And hopefully we'll get to eat
some of this beautiful, beautiful dessert.
[Desiree retching]
[tone beeps] [Desiree retching]
[tone beeps]
[camera clicks] - My name is Jaharia.
Personally, I'm looking for somebody
who is annoying as fuck
because I tend to be on the quieter side
so I need somebody to fill up a room.
[Jaharia coughing]
[tone beeps]
[Jaharia coughing]
[Jaharia sobbing]
[tone beeps]
Go in with your hands full, okay?
Give me everything you fucking got.
If the connection's there,
the connection's there, baby.
[upbeat music continues]
[Jaharia snorting]
[tone beeps]
[upbeat music]
♪ Uh
♪ Uh, uh, uh, uh
[upbeat music continues]
[Desiree retching]
[Auntie Heroine gurgling]
[Grey coughing]
♪ Uh
- Congratulations, ghouls. Your tapes were bearable.
[group laughing]
And now the winner who gets to cast
the Mirror Mirror Curse is
[suspenseful music]
Asia Consent.
[group cheering] - Bitch!
- Not only did you show us who you were,
but you kept your bonbons down unlike some other people.
[contestant laughing]
So there's your curse.
Now I want you to deal with that later
'cause I don't deal with drama.
[group laughing] - Please.
- Before I go,
I have something extra special for all of you,
but it's not good. [laughing]
- Oh. - Israel!
[group yelling]
- [Contestant] No, no.
[Doll laughing]
- I can't do this again.
- I thought I threw those away.
- Each of you receives your own box of chocolates.
[all laughing]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
So that's all for me for now till the next Fright Feat.
But until then, can someone show me the door?
- There's the door, bitch! - Bitch!
- [Doll] Bye!
- [Group] Bye!
- Oh my god. - I love her.
- Pi, are you nervous?
- I'm a little nervous but at the same time I'm not
because I do feel like this could be a great opportunity
to show that, you know, maybe you're trying
to get back in my good graces.
[contestants laughing]
- Well, we'll see about that.
- Based off of everything if Asia doesn't curse Pi,
I think they both calculated.
- With this week's curse I want to shake some shit up
and I want to get a heavy hitter with this one.
Well shut up, bitches. Let me get into this scroll.
- Oh shit.
[heart thumping] [voices whispering]
- Grey Matter.
Speculum Parvo.
- Oh! - Oh!
[ominous music]
- Wait, what the fuck?
You're in a fight with Pi.
Why did you curse me?
- So why Grey Matter?
- You're one to watch out for
so I really want to see you sweat.
- I can accept that.
I'll get ready in a little fucking mirror for you.
Challenge accepted.
- I think Asia cursed Grey Matter
because he's big fucking competition.
I probably would've cursed him too, so,
no, fuck that.
I would've cursed Asia.
- I feel like Asia wasted the curse
giving it to Grey Matter
just because they wear a lot of masks and prosthetics,
and she should have given it
to someone that has makeup skills.
Like me.
- Why didn't you choose Pi?
- I see you as bigger competition to be quite honest.
- Mm. My little heart.
I liked you before this.
[Jahari laughing]
- Oh, you don't like me now?
- I guess we'll see how this week goes.
- That's one for Team Pi.
[tense music]
- So let's get this floor show ready, bitch.
[group laughing]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
- My inspiration for Holidays of Horrors this week
is birthday because like most Pisces,
I'm self-centered as fuck.
I am using satin to create a clown outfit
and a bunch of bullshit party stuff to glue on top of it.
But Jahari is not necessarily a filthy girl.
So I am a bit nervous.
It's not to say that I can't get down and dirty,
but it is definitely a challenge for me.
- My inspiration this week is baby New Year
because babies are fucking disgusting.
I'm taking baby blankets
and a mixture of oatmeal and latex to create vomit.
I'm just like packing it onto the fabric
to create like that dried vomit look.
And then I'm going through it as it dries
and adding the bright green and the yellow
to really give it that like acidy vomit look,
I really want to make them like sick to their stomach.
- My inspiration for Holiday of Horrors is 4th of July.
I'm thinking of taking Uncle Sam
and turning it into something totally different.
I'm sticking with the traditional colors
of red, white, and blue,
but I'm gonna filth it up a little bit
by having a good old fashioned guts filled barbecue.
My goal to land on top this week
is to add as much detail as I can.
I'm really detail oriented
and that's what sets my drag apart,
and I feel like it's gonna be really fucking filthy.
It's gonna be awesome.
- So for Holiday of Horrors, I am doing Valentine's Day.
I'm using fur, yarn, and a lot of chocolate.
I'm literally just going around the edges
of all the different furs and velvets
just to give it a nice little rim
'cause we love a good rim job.
[upbeat music continues]
So I'm curious as to why Asia chose you,
Grey, and not Pi.
- Maybe she doesn't see Pi as competition as much.
- She's definitely very intimidating.
The things that she comes up with,
it definitely makes me nervous.
[suspenseful music]
- Hi, Diva. - Hi.
- Last week Asia opened up to me about
some relationship issues she's had in the past
and so I want to check in on her
and see how she's doing
with all of this Valentine's Day stuff in the air.
Even though we're not on the best terms,
I know it's the right thing to do.
What did you talk about in your video?
- Well, I talked about trust and loyalty, I mean.
- You don't say?
- I feel like I have
a pretty good relationship with everybody.
I had a lot of trust in Pi at one point,
but after what he said to Asia,
it kind of threw me off a little bit.
- I kind of got that too.
- There's a lot of people that are nice to our faces
and then who knows what they're kind of saying
behind closed doors?
- Yeah.
- I'm not so sure I can trust Majesty at the moment.
I feel like with everything I've been seeing,
I'm feeling a little on my guard.
- So Majesty, we all have partners
and you're the only single one.
So what's up with that.
- Girl? Let me tell you?
This is really rough. I'm still getting over it.
I got home and my partner was gone
and I dropped to the floor instantly. [sobbing]
- Girl. - Oh my God.
- Are you okay? - It's okay.
- Competitions bring out a lot of different feelings
in people and in this moment with all this pressure
I might be starting to crack.
- I did not handle that the right way
when we were in The Cauldron the last time.
- I finally thought that I had
somebody to really like get through this with,
like this shit's fucking hard.
- He was the closest person I knew
and I didn't think he would do that to me. [sobbing]
- You've had many opportunity to throw me under the bus.
I see trust in you by not releasing
that information to everyone.
I hope that at least with the curse,
I wanted to show you at least some trust
and that I'm not trying to play any games with you.
- Oh my God, I can't trust myself.
I don't know who I am. I don't know what I want.
I can't imagine loving someone
or giving somebody my trust again.
I gave him everything and he just used me.
- We do have the chance of there being curses
every episode and everything so it would be nice
to maybe have some alliances going on.
- I feel like they're sending us twists
and turns the entire time.
It just makes sense that we're going
to get more of this shit,
and it's gonna get harder and harder
as we start to dwindle down.
- You broke my trust initially.
I broke your trust.
But I was wondering, I mean,
is the offer still on the table as far as an alliance?
Because at this point
I feel like these bitches wouldn't expect it.
- Who is to say that you aren't doing this
in order to gain my trust and be able to ax me?
- Later on in the game if it were to come up again,
I feel like people would play more strategically
and try and knock down the biggest competition.
- I don't know.
I've never thought that I would be
talking alliances on "Dragula"
but honestly, like with everything
that they're throwing at us, it might actually make sense.
- And my uncle died three weeks ago on top of that.
I'm like fucking over it.
- I think if we do this together,
we can make it to the top.
- Not you being calculated.
[Asia laughing]
Let me think about it.
- Well, I will say the offer
is not gonna be on the table for long,
so I would like your answer by the end of the week.
This is the deal of a lifetime
and it won't last long, Pi.
Tick tock, bitch.
[Pi laughing] - Floor show day.
- It's the day of the floor show and my mirror's being taken away.
[ominous music]
Oh.
Already? - Ooh.
- Mirror, mirror on the wall,
maybe size does matter after all.
[ominous music]
[upbeat music]
- So Grey's getting their mirror taken away
and getting a little compact.
I'm so happy that it's not me. [laughing]
- This curse could really screw me over today.
I have a lot to do and I'm kind of worried.
Thanks, Asia.
- You're welcome, love. [lips smacking]
Do I feel bad? No.
Grey deserves it.
- Okay everybody, so what are you doing
for your Holiday of Horrors?
- I'm gonna look like a baby.
- [Aurora] Wait, what are you doing?
- I'm doing baby New Year. - So am I.
[tense music]
- Oh. - Like dead ass
doing the same thing.
- I'm sure it'll be different though.
- I mean, I hope so
'cause the Boulets literally said
they don't want to see repeats.
[ominous music]
- So please change it up in the future
if you see a common theme amongst your peers.
We don't want to see multiples of the same inspiration.
- I'm doing Independence Day.
- Girl, I'm doing 4th of July.
- Aren't those the same? - It's the same.
- Yeah, they're the same thing.
- I'm pissed that Majesty is doing 4th of July
even though they know that I'm doing 4th of July.
- The Boulets did give a warning, but it wasn't to me.
I mean, they did tell us we couldn't do doubles again.
However, I didn't get that critique last week.
I didn't have a double and this is what I brought
and it's about my life, my album,
what I'm doing with my time right now.
And I'm not that afraid,
but you never know what's gonna happen.
- Last week the Boulets mentioned
they didn't want to see any more repeats.
This week, we've got several duplicates in the room.
I'm worried for y'all.
[suspenseful music]
- I am trying to get Pi's attention
and tick tock, bitch, you're running outta time.
It's the end of the week and I want an answer.
- So I've been thinking a lot about Asia's offer and
[clock ticking]
I think I'm gonna go for it.
We're all here to play a game,
but at least we don't have to do it alone.
- Pi gives me the thumbs up
and I know shit's about to pop off.
- Let's do this.
[upbeat music]
- The first step in most of my monsters
is to block my boy brows.
The important part is to set it.
I'm gonna come through with a colorless translucent powder
and really pack it in there.
I don't know if y'all should be taking a tutorial
from somebody doing their makeup
in a compact mirror, but here you are.
[upbeat music continues]
[thud booms] - Oh baby!
- I'm not done. - Oh my God!
- [Announcer] Attention, competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
- I'm not even close to done.
[heart thumping] [ominous music]
[upbeat music]
[person laughing]
[thunder cracking]
[voices whispering] [ominous music]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[Swanthula laughing]
[upbeat music continues]
- Merry Christmas, Happy Halloween,
and seasons greetings, uglies.
- For tonight's maladjusted mission,
our 10 maids a-milking must conceptualize
and create new and disgusting holiday themed looks
and present their family unfriendly creations
here on the main stage.
- In addition to creating their new looks,
our blasphemous builders must also perform
an act of filth during their floor shows,
as an homage, if you will,
to holiday horror classics of yesteryear.
- Now, here to help us judge tonight's floor show
is "Dragula's" Resident Horror Expert
and Celebrated Author Tananarive Due.
[ominous music]
Tananarive, welcome back and happy holidays.
- Thank you so much. I'm so excited to be here.
Anytime I get to come on "Dragula" is always a holiday.
[Swanthula laughing]
- And our next judge is the star
of Marvel's "She-Hulk" and "Orphan Black",
the Emmy Award-winning Tatiana Maslany.
[ominous music]
Tatiana, darling, thank you so much for being here.
- I'm so happy to be here and terrified.
[Boulet brothers laughing]
[bells dinging]
- Ooh, I think I hear sleigh bells in the distance,
so it must be about that time.
- So let's gather around the dinner table.
- Light our candles.
- And let the Holiday of Horrors begin.
[thunder cracking] [person screaming] [rain pattering]
[upbeat music] [fireworks popping]
[upbeat music continues]
[fireworks popping]
[upbeat music continues]
[suspenseful music] - This was disgusting, like tonight was nasty.
- I think everyone did so well,
I almost don't want any of these people
to have to celebrate the holiday
that we'll be celebrating later during the extermination,
but heavy is the head that wears the crown.
- I guess so.
- And I suppose if I have to torture some people today,
even if they don't deserve it, I'm willing to do it.
[Swanthula laughing]
- So generous.
- I know.
- What did you think about Desiree?
- Who brings a chicken to Thanksgiving?
[Swanthula laughing]
- I wish I knew.
- How ignominious.
- That is the real horror of Thanksgiving
when chicken is being served instead of turkey.
- Why are you a pilgrim fisting a chicken?
It makes no sense.
So you fisted a chicken for no reason
because it doesn't even have anything to do with Thanksgiving.
Okay. - Oh.
I love that enthusiasm.
I do think Desiree is very Dragula
in a punk sort of nasty way.
It takes a certain kind of person to be able to do that
and that person absolutely belongs in Dragula world.
- What did you think about Yuri's look?
- I was curious where the performance
was gonna go and then it went nowhere.
I think the look was cool, but that's it.
- Yeah, Yuri seems to struggle
with stage presentation I think.
We're already on episode three, so.
- Time's running out.
- Maybe she needs a little jolt to wake up.
[Swanthula laughing]
- She does need to wake up.
- A little fear to make her more fearless perhaps.
[person laughing]
- Okay, someone's look that I actually
really loved was Jaharia.
- I really liked that she picked birthday as a holiday.
I think it totally fits with the vibe we were going for,
but I do think it was missing a bit of the horror.
- Yeah.
- What did you think of Aurora?
- I kind of enjoyed the baby of it all,
but I didn't really see anything scary.
- [Dracmorda] She did have a kind of ghoulish
haunted mansion color palette going on.
But yeah, maybe it wasn't necessarily horrific.
- Well, now let's talk about the other baby in the room, Pi,
'cause Pi reminded me that babies are weird and gross.
- Never forget.
- I clearly saw the New Year's Eve
in this baby New Year.
You know, in contrast to Aurora's,
which was you're a baby.
- He's like haunted baby.
- Haunted baby.
- Haunted baby is not a holiday.
- Haunted baby mansion should be a place though.
- It should be.
- Oh, also let's talk about how we had
two Uncle Sam's.
- We told them last week
that if they started working on their costumes
and they had similar holidays to abandon ship
and pick something else, and none of them listened to me.
So really we could just be like,
"The four of you are up for extermination."
That'd be interesting.
- For your disobedience. - Yeah.
- Now you will be punished.
- Well, if the judges literally tell you to do something
and then you don't do it, you know,
shouldn't you punish them for that?
- I don't know.
I do think that their interpretations were very different.
It didn't even feel like
it was the same holiday necessarily.
- Well, let's just say Majesty was President's Day
and Vivvi was 4th of July.
- I salute you.
- So what's your favorite holiday?
- Mm, I hate favorite questions,
but I think I am dressed for the occasion.
It would have to be Halloween.
- Well, of course Halloween.
- Of course Halloween.
- We're the queens of Halloween.
But I mean, outside of Halloween.
- It's your birthday just to celebrate you
and how lucky we all are to have you.
- What happened? You decided to be nice.
- It's my New Year's resolution.
Don't be a bitch.
- It's National Swan's gonna be nice day.
[Swanthula laughing]
- Now look, they think I'm nice all the time.
I don't want this to ruin my reputation.
- Yeah, I know. They don't know the truth.
[Swanthula laughing]
- I'm the mean one. [laughing]
[ominous music]
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
Merry Christmas, uglies.
We are gonna start this judgment off
by letting you know that you're all disgusting pigs
and we love you for it so never change.
[group laughing]
- Before we begin, we wanna remind you
that we are not here to judge your holiday.
Holidays are art and art is subjective.
What we are here to judge you on
is if you look like the holiday you chose to represent
and whether or not you put
sufficient horror in your holiday.
Oh, and if you did something disgusting enough,
we're judging you on that as well.
- Now if I call your name, please slither forward.
[tense music]
Majesty. [suspenseful music]
Auntie Heroine.
Pi.
And Jaharia.
[suspenseful music continues]
Happy birthday!
You're all safe and you may leave the stage
and proceed to The Cauldron
where National Argument Day is waiting to be celebrated.
Yay. [group laughing]
It's a day that Drac and I celebrate
all throughout the year.
[Dracmorda laughing]
- Thank you so much.
- I am super, super relieved that I am safe.
I have been a fucking wreck all week,
so thank you Boulets.
Much love. Muah, muah.
- Those of you remaining are amongst the top
and bottom scoring performers of the week.
We're going to give you a bit of critique
and we're going to start with Grey Matter.
[suspenseful music]
- There's something very sexy about this carrot-ter.
[Boulet laughing]
You had so much fun with this. It was so playful.
Your colors are amazing, really cinematic,
really beautiful and really grotesque.
I loved it.
[lips smacking]
- You and your carrot are definitely giving big D energy.
[contestant laughing]
The D is for Donny Darko.
There is something super scary about a rabid rabbit.
No notes. Great look, I love it.
[lips smacking]
- Your color palette and textures
and everything are just perfect.
If I had any criticism,
it might be about the filth part of the performance.
I don't know, I guess it felt like I wasn't sure
why would a Easter bunny do that?
Maybe you could have had a bunch
of rotten eggs or something,
but that's really my only critique.
- The judges loved my Easter bunny
and I'm hippity hopping up to the toppin'.
- Grey as the Easter bunny is so cute
and I'm glad that I cursed that bitch.
They were giving me a run for my money.
- Let's move on to Yuri. [suspenseful music]
- Yuri, you definitely look like the Care Bear from hell.
You definitely look the way a lot of people feel
about Valentine's Day so you've nailed that.
- Thank you.
- And I feel like on stage
you could use a little more fluidity in your performance.
- Yeah, thank you.
- I'm gonna keep it short but not very sweet.
- Oh.
- I'm gonna be the mean one today.
The visual is great, but that was it.
And you need to show up with a performance.
Whatever it is that's holding you back,
you have got to somehow push through that.
- I'm just in my head a lot
and I'm not as confident as I thought I was going to be.
I'm gonna show the world and you,
like, that I have this presence
and I should use it rather than being timid and shy
because that's not me.
- Well, we already know that about you.
You need to know.
- I know. - It's true.
- I have a question.
I just wondered what lights you up as a performer.
- When there's a crowd feeding the energy,
it sort of makes me feel a lot more like,
yeah, I'm doing good, I'm doing great.
- Totally, totally get that.
Sometimes you have to just tap into that feeling of like,
what is it to feel the audience there
and what do I wanna communicate to them?
You're obviously so talented
and I can't wait to learn more.
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- I feel like I go really fast
because it's a mixture of panic but then also excitement.
Like I'm happy to be here,
but I'm also fucking shitting myself. [laughing]
- Moving on to Asia Consent.
- Mama, I'm on TV. Hi.
[judges laughing] [suspenseful music]
- I love this.
I love the cigarette detail.
It looks like old timey hot rods.
Hot rods?
They look like cars.
[Tananarive laughing]
I think this is also like an incredible statement.
You were absolutely my favorite of the night.
- Oh, thank you, beautiful. - Thank you.
- I'm loving that mommy dearest vibe with the wire hanger.
The details in the construction
are also just awesome and amazing.
You are truly one bad mother, okay?
- I knew that I loved it when I had to cover
one of the crew member's face when you did your gag.
- Sorry. [judge laughing]
- No, it's not a bad thing. It's great.
She was like, "Get out of my face.
I want to see this." [Asia laughing]
- Asia, I love you for this.
It was so disrespectful and nasty.
You took something so sacred to so many
and just shit all over it
and was completely irreverent about it.
And this inspiration was very original.
- The way Asia's brain works,
I fucking don't get it, but it looks cool.
- Let's talk about Aurora.
[suspenseful music]
- Vomit to me is the scariest thing on the planet,
so you made me very uncomfortable.
The Linda Blair color of the vomit
that like classic pea soup was just so fantastic.
I just loved it. I love it.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- I love the performance details, the milk drunk baby
and your crappy diaper, but at the same time,
maybe it's because I'm a mother,
you're just still adorable to me, which is great,
except not so much with the horror side.
- Thank you.
- I thought that the color palette
and the design of this look was fantastic.
I feel like I could have got more New Years from it.
I was getting more haunted baby, which I love too,
but isn't a holiday unfortunately.
[group laughing]
Maybe it will be now.
- Yeah, but somewhere between
Asia's inspiration and Aurora.
- Oh yeah. - Is haunted baby.
- [Dracmorda] I see national haunted baby day.
- Ooh. [group laughing]
- I'm coming for you next. - Oh no!
- And I think you got out-filthed a little bit.
It being a filth challenge,
specifically saying do a filth gag,
I think it could have been a little filthier.
- Thank you.
- I was goo gaging over Aurora's look.
I've never seen a high fashion baby before.
[baby crying]
- Next, Desiree Dik.
- I love what you're going for.
You're maybe not quite ready for the Mayflower.
I mean, I love the attempt,
but it it just was, it was a little bit busy for me.
- Okay, I understand.
- Because you seem like such a live performer,
I just wanna see a bit of a bigger fantasy in your look.
- The look was pedestrian as fuck.
She did bring the filth, but did she bring the look?
I'm not sure about that.
- Desiree, I know that you know the difference
between a chicken and a turkey.
[Desiree groaning]
- It's not in season.
- And you know that Thanksgiving is for turkeys, right?
[group laughing]
I wanna kind of say this to you.
You belong in "Dragula."
Filth is one of the main tenets.
You really feel like you came from
like season one/two world,
but I think you could use more craftsmanship
in the final look.
- Okay.
- Desiree, do me a favor
and never invite me to your house for dinner.
Like ever.
The answer is no. [laughing]
- It's my special recipe.
- What I really loved was how far you took filth.
I mean, you took it to outer space.
I do think though you needed some help with pilgrim
and Thanksgiving, honoring the challenge.
You took us to a fun place, but it was a little off.
- Okay.
- That wig was rotted.
It was giving Edward Scissor Hands
in the worst fucking way.
I did not understand what about that was pilgrim.
It was just really bad.
- I don't know what she's thankful for
because she looks a bit horrible.
She should be very unthankful. [laughing]
- And finally, let's talk about Vivvi the Force. [suspenseful music]
- As a Canadian, this level of patriotism is horrifying.
- As an American, this level of patriotism is is horrifying.
- Right. Yeah.
You're really tapping into something very visceral.
It's really beautiful, really amazing work.
- Thank you so much.
- You really sold it, you felt very confident,
and it was just interesting and gross
and you did a great job.
- Thank you so much.
- The visual is very strong,
but your performance was killer.
The whole like revealing the guts
and smashing the bottle, anarchy,
and then just eating it, falling to your knees.
I mean, it was really great.
I was like squirming in my chair.
- Awesome. Glad to hear.
Thank you so much, Swan.
- Total nightmare fuel.
The creative aspect of the grilling of the intestines.
Oh my God.
It really reminds me of kind of the USA
turned inside out and it's all on the grill.
That is just a beautiful concept.
And Yankee doodle danger ahead.
[patriotic music] [judges laughing]
- Vivvi's look, she has a fucking barbecue
and sausages, and I love fucking sausages.
So she wins. She wins my heart. [laughing]
[suspenseful music]
- Grey Matter, Asia Consent, and Vivvi the Force.
[suspenseful music]
You three scored the highest this week,
but there can only be one Rudolph
at the front of Santa's sleigh,
and that reindeer is
[suspenseful music continues]
Asia Consent.
- Oh my God! [laughing]
Thank you so much.
I won yet another fucking challenge.
This is my week and I'm starting off
the competition hot, y'all.
These bitches better watch out
for Asia mother fucking Consent.
- Congratulations, Asia.
You have won our Holiday of Horrors challenge.
Well done.
- CPS ain't gonna call me now.
[group laughing]
- The three of you may now leave the stage.
- Thank you. - Thank you so much.
- Asia having two wins makes me a bit nervous,
but the target on her back just keeps growing.
[suspenseful music]
- Aurora.
You are safe and may leave the stage.
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm just happy to be safe because with my critiques,
I didn't know if I was gonna be in the bottom
or I was gonna be safe,
and I'm just happy I'm gonna be here another week.
- Yuri and Desiree.
[suspenseful music continues]
That means you are both up for extermination this week.
[ominous music]
- For this week's extermination,
you will be celebrating one of our favorite holidays.
National Aviation Day.
[Tananarive laughing]
- What's that? - What?
- You'll be immediately leaving the stage
and heading directly to our nearby airplane,
which will then fly you 10,000 feet into the air.
Once you've achieved the appropriate elevation,
high in the sky, you will be jumping out of the plane
and perhaps to your certain doom.
[dramatic music]
- Okay, thank you.
[judges laughing]
- I'm not worried to be honest.
I'm afraid of heights, but I'm not fucking afraid of Yuri.
- What am I supposed to do besides laugh?
I'm getting flustered.
That's what I'm doing.
Getting flustered, overwhelmed
because even before coming here,
I said if I have to go skydiving, I'm not gonna do it,
I'm not gonna do it because that's one of my biggest fears
and I have to do it.
I hate this so much.
- Enjoy your flights, uglies,
and we'll see you at the hanger.
[Boulet brothers laughing]
[dramatic music continues]
- I'm fucking pissed. I'm so angry.
I didn't come here to go home straight away.
I didn't come here to not face my fears.
So Desiree better watch the fuck out
because I'm not going anywhere.
I'm gonna fight. [suspenseful music]
- Oh my God.
Let me wipe this shit off my mouth
and fucking place this god damn chicken bag.
Oh bitch, it's heavy. - Oh, the chicken.
- Is that the chicken?
- Oh no. I thought that chicken was going in the trash.
- I should stay because I have more to prove.
I've been loud. I've been fun.
I've been creative.
Yuri has been sitting there in the corner not doing shit.
And I'm literally bringing out filth
and bringing "Dragula" back to its roots.
- Yes, I know that I am quiet.
I know that I am not feeling myself.
I'm in my head and I now have to jump
out of a fucking plane.
- What? - Oh my God.
- Oh yeah, bitch, we gotta jump out a plane, bitches.
It's so season three. It's gonna be so iconic.
- Does the chicken get a parachute too?
- I hope so, bitch. I really hope so.
- Yuri, why do you feel like you've been
in your head about this?
- I don't know.
Everything fucks with your head
and I was fucked and I like tried to take
my own life last year
and like now I'm trying my hardest to be confident
and love myself and it's so fucking hard.
And like, yeah, I'm not the loudest person in the room,
but that doesn't mean that I don't deserve to be here,
'cause I do.
Like over a year ago, I attempted to take my own life
and I was in a really, really, really dark place
where I felt like no one cared,
that everyone was just using me,
and that I could never make anyone proud.
Like I need to be kinder to myself.
I know that I'm just fucking scared.
But I know that I can do it
and I'm going to do it to prove to myself
that I am more than my fear,
more than what's going on in my head.
You know, I'm gonna do this for me.
- Bitch, you're here for a fucking reason.
You have a very valid voice
and your art needs to be seen by the world.
- I'm also here.
Hi. How are you?
- We all know you are here.
You're always so fucking loud.
If you shut up for one fucking minute, maybe I could get
like a word in. - I was listening.
I mean, did I let you speak though?
- You did, so you can speak now. Sorry.
- I did, I did let you speak.
I didn't interrupt anyone, I took notes from last week.
So I'm just saying like, just like this chicken, bitch.
I'm sorry, but you're fucked. So I love your story.
I've been in the bottom.
I'm a little chode.
I'm gonna get harder and harder every god damn week.
- Well, if the looks can get hotter and hotter than maybe.
- I literally gave looks. I gave everything.
I literally showed them Thanksgiving.
- Yeah, you gave pedestrian.
- So I'm sorry for you.
But it's time for you to pack your shit
and go back to new under, New Zealand, whatever
the fuck you're from. - Bro, no.
You can come for me once you like do drag
on my fucking level 'cause right now, no.
- I did the filth. I did the horror.
What are you giving though?
- The horror is your fucking makeup.
- Bitch. Like, look at this shit.
This is real shit. - No, don't get it near me.
[group yelling and screaming]
You can smell it.
- Don't fucking do that. - Smell it. Smell it.
- Fucking cunt.
- Okay, great.
[slowed voices playing]
- Don't fucking do that.
You fucking cunt.
Don't fucking throw a fucking chicken at me.
- Thank you for giving me a shower
'cause I do fucking smell.
- Yeah, you do. - Yeah I do.
- Dumb ass bitch. - Thank you.
- It's a bird. It's a plane.
No, literally it's a fucking bird.
It's a fucking chicken.
- I cannot believe that this bitch
threw a whole fucking chicken.
- What side effects do I need
to keep an eye out for salmonella?
- Yuri throws a drink at everyone in the splash zone.
Bitch, it's like water world up in here.
I don't know what's going on.
- I didn't do anything.
Why did Yuri throw a drink at me?
- I threw the drink because I had nothing else to throw.
- I don't think I saw it hit anybody,
but I know I saw it come towards Yuri and she said, "No!"
[slowed voices playing]
- No.
No.
- You've heard of a chicken trying to cross the road,
but I've never seen a chicken fly across The Cauldron.
- I guess chickens do fly.
Quack, quack. Or. [laughing]
Whatever noise they make, y'all.
I don't know. I'm not a botanist or scientist, whatever.
- Fuck this. I'm not in my fucking head anymore.
I'm here to fucking win and I'm here to fucking play.
So like, fuck you all, I'm here for me.
- I'm giving you what everyone fucking wants.
What are you giving though?
- I was the first fucking alternative queen
in Auckland, New Zealand, and I had to pave the way-
- From DC too. - Shut the fuck up.
Let me talk! - Now wait. Now wait.
Let's just take a god damn breath. Okay?
Let's all breathe in.
[all inhaling]
So why the fuck are we fighting?
You look- - You guys-
- Mm. You look amazing.
You look amazing. Why are we fucking fighting?
- Because we're- - No.
- I don't mean to attack you.
I did not want to attack you,
but I'm just so angry with myself
and I don't mean to lash out with you and I'm sorry.
- I am sorry, but at the end of the day,
this is a fucking game
and I'm here to win a fucking $100,000
with a god damn crown and fucking represent my city
and myself and who I am.
- What about the biohazard chicken that was thrown?
- Yeah. Why did you throw a chicken though?
- [Contestant] After that chicken throwing,
I need another drink, honey. [chicken clucking]
[dramatic music]
- The extermination this week is skydiving.
I'm really nervous, but I'm not gonna let my fears stop me.
I'm gonna fucking do it.
[dramatic music continues]
- I'm feeling really nervous seeing
all the airplanes fly near me
because I'm afraid of heights.
And just looking down to that ground makes me feel queasy.
[dramatic music continues]
- I am so scared. I'm so nervous.
I'm fucking sweating.
I don't know how to feel,
but I'm just gonna try my hardest
not to think about it and just do it.
[tense music]
[tense music continues]
- The closer we're getting to the sky,
my heart is beating.
I don't know where we're gonna stop.
I don't even know where I'm gonna land.
It's freaking me out. [tense music continues]
- They open up the door and we're getting ready to jump out.
It's freezing cold and it's just blue outside.
Never ever in my whole entire life
thought that I would jump out of a plane.
- The moment is here.
I'm scared as fuck, but I have to jump.
- I am filled with so much emotion,
but I'm gonna fucking do it.
I'm gonna overcome my fears and I'm going to jump.
The worst thing that could happen is
I fall to my death and I'm sidewalk sauce.
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[air whooshing]
- "Dragula's" in my blood, bitch!
I'm fucking punk!
"Dragula!"
- Oh my god. Fuck, fuck.
Let's do it.
[upbeat music]
[Desiree screaming]
[upbeat music continues]
I fucking did it. I'm so proud of myself.
Like I should say.
'cause I have so much to prove to myself
and to the Boulets and 'cause I'm fucking amazing.
You know, I'm so good at drag and I deserve to be here.
I deserve to show the world
and show everyone my fucking drag.
My plan when I come back is
to play this fucking game and win.
Like these bitches better watch out.
[dramatic music]
[ominous music]
[ominous music continues]
[voices whispering]
[ominous music continues]
[Desiree gasping]
[item thuds] [blood dripping]
[dramatic music]
[dramatic music continues]
[thud booms]
[upbeat music]
[upbeat music continues]
[person screaming]