- [Narrator] Previously on "Dragula."
- You've been at me from the beginning.
- I think you are the least scary.
- We're starting to thin the herd as we get closer
to deciding who will be moving forward
to the grand finale.
The winner of this week's challenge is Niohuru.
- Hell yeah.
- Cynthia and Orkgotik, you are up for extermination.
- [Orkgotik] I love you, Cynthia,
but the protagonist must die.
- Bitch, nobody can kill me!
What the fuck?
[electricity zaps]
Ah!
No!
[dramatic music]
[Cynthia screams]
[ominous music]
- A monster is a type of fictional creature
found in horror, fantasy, science fiction,
folklore, mythology and religion.
Monsters are very often depicted as dangerous
and aggressive with a strange grotesque appearance
that causes terror and fear.
Monsters usually resemble bizarre, deformed,
otherworldly and or mutated animals,
or entirely unique creatures of varying sizes,
but may also take a human form such as mutants, ghosts,
spirits, zombies, or cannibals, among others.
They may or may not have supernatural power,
but are usually capable of killing
or causing some form of destruction,
threatening the social
or moral order of the human world in the process.
Hmm, I think that just about describes
who we have left on this cast at this point.
So I think we're doing great. [laughs]
- Yes!
- And speaking of monsters,
there are no better monster makers on planet earth than us
and this week we wanna make them super size.
- Well, I'm not going to spoil the fun
and tell you what the challenge is,
but let's just say you might
want to don your radiation suit for this one. [laughs]
- See you at the center of the earth, uglies!
[both cackling]
♪ Drag
♪ Filth
♪ Horror
♪ Glamour
♪ Dragula
♪ She's a killer
♪ Queen Dragula
♪ She'll make you scream
♪ Drag, drag, drag, drag
♪ Dragula
- The winner of the Boulet Brothers' Dragula
will headline, the upcoming Dragula World Tour,
receive a $100,000 grand prize courtesy of us
and the title of Dragula,
the World's Next Drag Supermonster.
♪ Drag, drag, drag
♪ Dragula
[person screams]
[ominous music]
[energetic synth music]
- Wow, ah!
Whew, what's going on?
- So last week Orkgotik and Cynthia were in the bottom.
And I gotta say for this one, I don't,
I really don't know who went home.
- The room is feeling very small now.
I can see every, no, duh.
You can see everybody. [laughs]
- This is so weird. - I know.
- But at the same time,
it's satisfying knowing that all those bitches are dead.
- Rotten in the ground.
- Like y'all three hoes are about to be.
- Oh!
- Well, we weren't the ones that were-
- [Both] Safe.
- Okay, but I still was safe.
That's all that matters.
- Yeah, but we were in the top.
- You didn't win. So it don't matter about being top.
- By the snakeskin of your teeth.
- It's a new week and I slithered my way on in here.
- Yes. - And here I am.
Honestly, I'm so ready to take y'all bitches out. [laughs]
- Speaking of slithering, congratulations Nio.
- Congratulations! - Thank you so much.
Thank you.
- How does it feel having two wins?
- It feels amazing.
And now I just have more fire in my ass and more motivation.
Baby, I'm fully charged. I'm about to rock it.
- Now you have even further to fall.
- I'm the only one that have two wins right now,
but I keep reminding myself to stay humble, stay stable,
and don't let what's in the past affect my mental ability
right now on the target.
- Let's talk about the bottom two.
- I personally think that it's Ork's time.
To me, it didn't show versatility
and it didn't meet the challenge.
- Yeah.
I am starting to see Orkgotik slip
and I don't know if it's because of distractions
or if it's just the competition, but their work,
I'm just seeing it's starting to deflate.
- Then on the other hand, you had Cynthia,
I mean like she gave the eighties vibe of the challenge,
but that's it.
- I love her fashion. I love her ferocity,
but I gotta be honest, I have no idea who's gonna come back.
They're both absolutely hungry.
- Both of 'em should go home if you ask me.
- Yeah.
- I would at least want the universe to bring Ork back.
It's really mentally wracking.
Like imagining they're not gonna be here
and fight alongside with me.
- Well, if you're trying to win,
at some point they have to go.
- Oh, if it's between we two,
I push them off the cliff.
- Exactly. [laughs] - Yeah, no doubt.
- Are you sure you just don't want another kiss?
- So why do you feel like he's gonna come back?
- I do think the two looks,
Ork's looks screams more Ork.
I feel like Dragula needs
very signaturely strong artists as signature icons.
- You can't just take on a challenge and do what you want.
- I totally agree. - It has to be the brief.
- Like did they miss the challenge? Absolutely.
- Oh, I hear some footsteps.
- [All] Oh!
- Oh, okay. [sighs]
- All right, well. - All right. Get a hotel.
- That was a long ass kiss.
Goddamn!
- That was a fucking good extermination.
- Yeah! - What happened?
- I'm so fucking excited! - So what happened?
What did y'all have to do?
- We were in like big ass giant black box
and there were a bunch of lasers.
There were like 100 squares
and we have to decide which way to go
and if we made the wrong decision, we were electrified.
Let's try this, ah!
It was fucking painful!
[Throb Zombie laughs]
- That's some kinky shit.
So did you get to listen to Cynthia or did you see her?
- I heard her scream. - Oh my god.
- A lot.
[Cynthia screaming]
- And then I heard like a final, "Fuck!"
[all laughing]
And then complete silence.
- Those lasers got her, girl. - Ooh!
- I'm kind of mourning her.
- Oh, you seem really sad about it.
Yeah, you're mourning.
- Well, because I love that bitch and she really wants this.
- But this is the competition, honey.
- But we all really want it.
Cynthia went home, unfortunately,
because when it came time to really pull out the look
that was gonna keep her here, she just,
she just didn't do it.
- So what are y'all gonna do
with this little lovers quarrel y'all have going on?
Like are y'all gonna take it further?
- I wanna see y'all fight.
- I'm going to speak for myself.
I'm going to not let anything, even Ork,
distract me from getting that win.
- You never know what could happen in this competition
and we are competitors.
I think they're gonna put
against each other in some point.
- Yeah.
- Then this bottom will finally be the top in that case.
- So my question to you is like,
what are you gonna do different
to elevate yourself back to the top?
- I don't know. What are you gonna do?
- That's for me to worry about,
but just know it's gonna be something
that you haven't saw from me all season.
You stick to your materials and I'll see you later.
- You're criticizing my materials?
- I did. - That seems funny.
- Okay, so what I said was
that every week it's the same thing.
It's plastic, it's latex.
Where is the unexpected?
- Where is the unexpected from you?
- Every week I show them the unexpected.
I feel like I've been hitting the mark.
So like honestly, I feel like you should go home.
Like, if you go on a tour,
what are you gonna take the same plastic?
I'm all for people using the resources
that they have at the moment,
but every outfit does not
have to include latex and saran wrap.
- I'm all for using unconventional materials,
but I have to see variety.
- I feel super happy with my materials,
what I do only me can do.
- But do you think that you're doing
filth, horror and glamour?
- Have you been showing horror really?
- [Blackberri] I think my look last night
was very in the horror realm.
- But where are you? - In the top.
Where were you? In the bottom.
- Yeah, I know that I was in the bottom.
- [Blackberri] Interesting.
- You are one of the most amazing monster drag artists,
but your drag is a paramount of the present.
What I'm bringing you is the future of monster drag
and when you look at something that I created,
I don't have to put my name on it, but it screams Niohuru.
If you are not in the costume,
the costume doesn't scream Blackberri.
- I know that Blackberri is a fierce bitch,
but I don't know if in the context of this show
is exactly what we should be looking for, you know?
- I went to school for fashion design, so this is my world,
but we'll see.
I can take down two baddies.
- So we are adversaries now.
- Yeah. - Yes.
- It's a battle. - We been that.
- Yeah.
[dramatic music]
[all shouting]
- Woo! [laughs]
[alarm blaring]
- We gotta leave.
[dramatic music]
- Hi! - Yes.
- Ni hao.
- Hello Uglies.
Welcome back and get ready for your next-
[static crackles] [contestants gasp]
- Breaking news tonight from Tokyo, Japan
where an accidental nuclear blast has seemingly opened up
the earth's crust.
In a terrifying, unexpected twist
the newly formed fault has released several
gigantic creatures of gargantuan proportions
that have started to attack and destroy the city above.
Military units have been moved into the surrounding areas
to launch a full scale counteroffensive.
[static crackles]
- What? - Oh my god.
- Oh my god! - That's right.
You heard him, darlings.
It's time to rise up, transform and destroy all humans.
For this week's challenge,
you must use your drag skills to conceptualize and create
a new monster look of epic proportions.
Your very own drag kaiju.
[contestants clapping] [contestants cheering]
From Godzilla to Mothra,
to Ghidorah and everything in between.
These monstrous gods had real style and panache
and earned their places as legends of the silver screen
and your look needs to be just as epic.
- This is crazy!
- We do not want to see humanoids here.
We want to see full blown lizard tail, moth wing,
flame blowing, three finger having,
giant feet stomping realness!
- Oh fuck. - Ooh.
- Kaiju are true masters of mayhem.
So in order to help you get in the mood
we've arranged for you all to visit our local rage room
where you can indulge your natural appetites for destruction
and unleash your inner beasts.
- What does it mean? - We get to break shit!
- Now, once you're properly in the mood,
you can head back here to the lab
and start building your irradiated colossal looks.
- Oh my fucking god! - Yes! Yes!
- We'll see you on the main stage,
but I do want you all to remember
this floor show decides
who will make it into the top three of the season
[Orkgotik gasps]
and ultimately who will progress to the season finale.
So please make sure your looks are top tier
because for one of you, this floor show will be your last.
[dramatic music]
[contestants cheering] [contestants clapping]
- Yeah! - Right!
- We're going to break some shit.
- Yeah!
This challenge is an absolute dream come true for me.
I'm a big Godzilla fan and monster movies in general
and I cannot wait to just tear shit up.
[dramatic music]
- Oh my god, this is crazy! - Hey!
- The fright feat is the rage room this week
and I am so ready to release some tension!
- I am absolutely going to fuck some shit up.
I am ready to scream, to throw, to smash,
to absolutely demolish.
I think a lot of us have a lot of pent up aggression
and stress right now and I think it's gonna be a massacre.
- This is what Throb would be like in a rage room.
Stop everybody.
We are all respectable artists.
[suspenseful music]
- Oh! - Let's go!
- I'm ready to swing! - I'm so fucking ready.
- Alright, this is for Ork.
This is your face!
[ceramic shatters]
[contestants shouting]
- Come on Mama Swan, gimme the crown!
[mallet thuds]
- Oh my god!
- I do not want to go fucking home! [shouting]
- I decided to really come out of my comfort zone
and express my anger physically.
- Come on, bitch! - I'm a lover, not a fighter.
- This is for all y'all motherfuckers
saying y'all don't know who Blackberri is.
I'm gonna show y'all Blackberri, motherfucker!
- Show us! Show us!
[contestants shouting]
I also know who Blackberri is.
She's right fucking here!
[ceramic shatters] - Oh!
- I have had so much self-appointed stress
I put on my shoulders this entire competition
and I am just living to smash some shit right now.
[dramatic music]
[glass shatters]
- This was such an amazing experience
just knocking shit over.
I feel like the cast really needed this
and I feel like we got all that tension out,
but I'm still gonna fuck Nio up.
[weapons thwacking] [glass shattering]
[contestants cheering]
- Oh my god! - Wow!
- Oh!
- Honestly like, I think that that's just the rage
that we needed to be going into this next challenge
and if you think that that was something,
wait to see how I fight for this crown.
- Okay, that's a cute fantasy. Yeah.
- All right, we have so much to work on
and this challenge determines
we whether being top three or not.
So let's get to work.
- Let's get to work, bitch! - Let's go.
[contestants laughing] [contestants cheering]
[ominous music]
- My inspiration for my drag kaiju is a insect queen.
She's so beautiful, she lures you in with her beauty,
and then you're dead.
I think this is very quintessential Blackberri
with all of like, the fun fur.
Growing up I was really into puppetry,
so this is kind of like my childhood all in one look.
So growing up my family was really religious
and one day I wanted to become a ventriloquist,
so my parents took me to a puppet store
and I bought a fuck ton of puppets
and then they decided
that we should just make our own puppet team
and we would travel across the country
to different churches and put on these puppet shows.
- My kaiju, it's inspired mostly by flesh,
but I wanted to approach it in a really crafty way.
I'm using all the materials that everyone is sick of.
I use the materials that I can
and I think drag depends a lot about using
the best resource around you and those materials
say a lot about you and say a lot about your background
and how you can turn shit, garbage, trash into gold.
- My inspiration this week is a poison centipede.
I have eight legs and my color scheme is yellow and red.
The costume is made out of vinyl.
The whole thing, before I sew,
I like to test it out with like a little plastic bag.
I like to cut out different designs
and I just try to make sure to see like where I want
to add the black at and so I go through it
and just try different shapes and cut 'em like that.
A lot of people here think that I can't be a monster,
but this challenge,
I wanna show them how much of a monster I am and we'll see.
[dramatic synth music]
[ominous music]
- Today is the day! - Let's bring it on.
- Oh my god!
- It's the day of the floor show
and I'm excited to destroy the city.
- I cannot believe all this hard work
is coming down to these final looks.
- Oh my God.
Is anyone nervous at all?
- I am very nervous.
I am a little nervous about my drag kaiju.
I'm going a different direction than everyone else,
but I'm crossing my fingers that the judges eat it up.
- Hey baby, what's up?
- I would like to have a private moment with you.
- Oh, okay, okay, okay.
Then let's go.
- I thought it was important to have a moment with Nio
because we are getting to the end
and I just had to remember
how important she is in this competition to me.
I just wanted to give you something.
I told you before that I had a gift for you.
It's actually the memory of our first kiss, I-
- No way.
- I realized- - Oh my god.
- When I take my prosthetic off.
- [laughs] Oh my god!
- That your lipstick was in there.
- Oh my god!
That mask is what he was wearing
the first time we kissed on camera.
Every time I look at that mask just reminds me
how grateful I am to have his company along this journey.
I want you to have this heart.
This is one of my first printed models
and I want you to have it
and I know you're gonna do
great, great, great amazing things
and I want a part of me to be with you.
- Oh my God! - Yeah.
I'm always thinking about you and my heart is waiting.
Oh, it looks so good on you.
- We are in this competition
and we barely have time to think
beyond this whole experience.
- Yeah.
- I have no idea what I'm gonna do with my life after this.
I actually have to move again to Argentina
and realize what I'm gonna do with my life.
So the honest truth is
that I actually risked everything to be here.
I don't have a place to live back home.
So everything is so unexpected to me
and I'm just thinking about this moment
because I don't know what's gonna happen tomorrow.
- Right now I feel like this is such a complicated time.
We have to focus on the competition,
but you know, I'm thinking about you all the time
and I don't know what's gonna happen after this,
but I know that universe will find a plan for us
and we are both gonna do amazing, amazing, great things.
And just so you know, you have a home in Los Angeles
so whenever you wanna visit and I'm here for you.
I don't know what future has planned for us,
but right now there's too much emotions to focus on romance
and I'm just going to put my mind 100% on the competition.
[energetic music]
[dramatic music]
[contestants shouting]
- [Announcer] Attention competitors.
The floor show is about to begin.
[contestants shouting] [dramatic music]
[suspenseful music]
[dramatic synth music]
- Greetings humans and welcome to Monster Island.
Tonight we've challenged our big five
to use their drag skills to conceptualize
and create drag kaiju versions of themselves
and to model their new looks here on our main stage
in our miniature city.
- From Godzilla to Mothra,
Mechagodzilla, Rodan and Ghidorah,
the kaiju monsters of classic cinema and comic books
were big, bad and terrifying.
And tonight we want our competitors to show us
all that and more with their new creations.
- We feel some of our competing stars
have lacked the horror and monstrosity required
to become our next drag super monster.
So tonight will be their final chance to show us
that they have what it takes
to remain in the competition.
- Here to help us judge tonight's monstrous floor show
is someone who knows everything there is to know
about cinematic monsters and colossal comic books.
It's director, producer, actor
and comic book creator Kevin Smith.
Kevin, darling, thank you for joining us.
- Thanks for having me.
I got my guyliner in place
and Silent Bob is ready to speak.
- [laughs] And we're keeping it in the family tonight
because our next judge is actress and musician
and daughter of Kevin Smith,
the gorgeous Harley Quinn Smith.
Harley, thank you so much for joining us.
- Thank you so much for having me.
This is a dream come true.
I cannot wait to see the beautiful artistry
that is about to go down on the stage
and I'm super excited to be here with my dad. [laughs]
- Now it's time to crack open the center of the earth
and don our radiation suits
because our monsters of myth are about to hit the stage.
- So without further ado, let's dim the lights.
- Start the music.
- And let the floor show begin!
[thunder rumbles]
[alarm blaring]
- [Announcer] This is the emergency broadcast system.
This is not a test.
Repeat, this is not a test.
As of this broadcast,
in order to keep you and your family safe,
we are advising that you remain calm
and listen to the radio RTB for official news updates.
Again, stay indoors
and maintain protective measures until notified
by the media or public safety.
[dramatic synth music]
[siren wailing]
[dramatic synth music continues]
[ominous music]
[haunting choral music]
[dramatic music]
[siren wailing] [radio chattering]
[people screaming]
[ominous music]
[energetic synth music]
[dramatic music]
- I thought that was an exceptional floor show,
one that stood up to the name Drag Kaijus.
- Are you a fan of Godzilla? - I love all the Kaiju movies.
- Who is your favorite Kaiju?
- Orkgotik's performance excited me the most tonight
because of the movement.
- No, I mean in the movies.
- Oh, I thought you meant tonight.
- No, who's your favorite kaiju from the movies?
- Oh. - Mothra, right?
It's Mothra, no?
- Nicey cutie.
- I know you wanted to be Mothra when you were little.
Just admit it.
I'm not the only one, right?
[both laughing]
- Oh my lord. - Speaking of movement,
'cause you seem very impressed with Orkgotik's movements.
- Yes.
- And I was wondering if you were as enthralled.
- [laughs] I know what's coming.
- By Niohuru's fabulous movements.
- What a choice.
She literally sacrificed the ability to move
in order to give us that amazing,
fantastic mythical image.
- We're deciding who's gonna make it to the top three
and laying on the stage is not the way to go.
- [laughs] It's a wild move. - Right?
If I really wanted to prove to them-
- That is wild.
- That I am their performing super monster,
I would just lay on the ground trapped like a slug
who got hit with a bunch of salt.
- So you were a fan? - Oh yeah.
Actually I love the look, to be honest with you,
and I unfortunately have to compare it
to Fantasia's snake tail from last week.
- Yeah.
- Niohuru did the snake tail correctly.
There was spines, it was textured,
there was a weight to it and it was immaculate.
Up close, that monster was not only scary but gorgeous.
- I agree. Let's move on to Blackberri.
- She is glamour to the T,
but you gotta give us a little bit,
you gotta give us a little bit of work,
and we said specifically this challenge,
I want to see monsters, I want to see scary
and she did not give us that.
She gave us soft and pretty.
- To kind of be objective about the look though,
was it well done? Absolutely.
Did it fulfill the challenge
of something bestial and scary? Absolutely not.
- It wasn't scary, but it was the challenge.
We asked her to make a drag kaiju
maybe just not in the exact flavor we wanted it,
which is more scary.
It's gonna be hard to decide
because Blackberri has been infallible
in the competition so far.
She's shown that she's versatile.
- What did you think of Fantasia's kaiju?
- It looked like a new interpretation of a kaiju.
I mean yeah, it was sort of spandexy and superhero-y
and bright colors but that didn't bother me so much.
My issue with her look was from the neck up,
she looked more like a wrestler or like a super villain.
Like, I kept thinking
this is an enemy that the Tick would fight
- Absolutely, oh that's perfect.
That is a perfect descriptor.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
When we were calling for monsters and beasts
and three-toed, big tailed fire-breathing realness.
I didn't expect to see
that kind of Ronald McDonald color scheme.
- Let's talk about this. - Okay.
- We're here to choose who's going on to the finale
and who's gonna be our next super monster.
If there's one person's opinion
who I really would respect on Kaiju
and comic book creatures, it is Kevin Smith.
So I think since we have a tough decision to make,
we need to get Kevin and Harley in this judge's booth
and see what they think
and see if they can't help us decide
who's gonna make it to the top.
[dramatic music]
- Everyone else is dead.
- Oh my gosh. - I got you, buddy.
- I thought Mothra killed the sea serpent for a minute.
- Ah, that's real friendship. - Ah.
- Like a fish outta water. - You gonna stay down there?
- Yeah, I'm gonna stay down here.
[judges laughing]
Sexy.
- Welcome back to the center of the Earth, monsters,
and thank you all for a truly titanic floor show.
- Before we begin, we wanna remind you
that we are not here to judge your drag.
Drag is art and art is subjective.
What we are judging you on is your drag
as it relates to this competition
and the challenges we put before you.
- I also want to remind you
that tonight we will be deciding the top three of the season
and who will be moving on to the grand finale.
We're going to offer you some critique
and we're going to begin with Blackberri.
- Kids, right off the bat, you all dress better than me.
Take any criticism I give
with not just a grain of salt, a pound of salt.
I'm an an adult man who wears jorts.
[contestants laughing]
Blackberri, you are the mother of all Mothras.
Not only is it just flying bugs,
but there's a hint of tarantula.
This look, as we used to say in the eighties is fly.
[contestants laughing]
Dad jokes all around, kids.
[Harley laughs]
- I can't believe I'm gonna say this,
but is it too beautiful?
Only because we were looking for something monster.
We wanted beasts
and I can appreciate a different artistic interpretation.
My only question is, is it too soft?
- Even extended to the performance,
the only kaiju that didn't destroy the city.
It was not kaiju chaotic,
it was kaiju caressing of the buildings.
- Yeah, I figured everyone would be going
for like stereotypical monster.
So I was going for something
that was so beautiful that it's deadly.
- I can relate to that so well.
[contestants laughing]
But overall I think you did a great job
and you really represented the level of drag
that you have the entire season.
- Thank you.
- Blackberri's look is so impressive and cute
but I think it's too much glamour for a kaiju
and it feels more like a humanoid.
- Let's talk about Niohuru.
- First of all, you had to be carried at one point
and I just think that is pretty iconic behavior.
I can't lie.
- I kind of didn't care that you couldn't move either.
- Yeah, you're not the one has to carry her.
That's why you think that.
[judges laughing]
- I love your look.
It is so dark fantasy
and I think the tail really speaks for itself.
So fantastic job.
- Thank you so much.
- I don't like that you couldn't walk by yourself.
That is a negative.
I am very into self-reliance
as everyone here on the judges' panel know.
- Oh my god.
[judges laughing]
I mean how many people did just help her
to get in this booth?
- I earned this! [laughs]
- I really appreciate
that you didn't go humanoid with this challenge.
I think you brought a monster to the stage.
I really appreciate the detail to the articulation.
The way that the snake tail is laying
is very real and authentic and I love that.
- Thank you so much.
- The look of the King Ghidorah shoulder pads alone
captured my imagination.
The tail color is instantly reminiscent of Godzilla
once he moved into color work as well.
I thought it was wonderful.
- Thank you so much. [speaks foreign language]
- Now this is how you do a tail, Fantasia.
- I'm a little jelly that they had to carry her around.
If that was the case, I would've never put a slit in mine.
- Moving on to Orkgotik.
- Orkgotik, the entire body piece is fantastic.
It feels a little bit though
like you went for something simpler on the face.
But look, sometimes you don't look at the face,
you just go right for the body anyway.
And that's what I did with your look.
Like I realize I'm throwing out a lot of double entendres
in front of my kid. - Yes, you are.
- In front of my daughter - I'm right across the table.
- Yeah, yeah.
But thank you for allowing me this moment
that I'll probably be talking about
in therapy later this week.
- Thank you so much.
- Orkgotik, you are just the kaiju of the underworld.
This look is terrifying.
The tongue, specifically quite eye catching and mesmerizing.
- If Dragula had a kaiju pantheon,
this monster would be at the top.
I think you made some bold choices,
the first one being that you came out on all fours
and I was so excited to see you move in a different way
and I kind of applaud you
for not allowing maybe limitations on material
to stunt the vision of what you wanted to create.
- That for me is the ultimate expression
of you can do whatever you want
and you can be fucking fancy and glamorous
using garbage and trash and shit,
you just have to embrace it.
- Thank you so much for sharing that
and that just makes me love the whole look even more.
Create art with whatever's accessible to you.
Art is for everybody. Do it with whatever you can.
- Really appreciate it.
Thank you so much.
- Orkgotik looked amazing.
It was of course very Orkgotik,
but his shapes were cool.
Honestly, he looked like he could have been
in one of the movies from like the seventies.
- Moving on to Throb. - Hi!
- First of all,
you helped out your fellow contestant get on this stage
that really speaks to the type of person you are.
- I'm really lucky to be in a cast of monsters
that all help each other out, so anytime.
- The moment I saw you, I could not believe my eyes.
You just looked like this fantastic bat out of hell.
You really paid very clear attention to detail.
- Thank you so much.
- Throb, you know you really lost points with me
by helping Nio onto the stage.
[contestants laughing]
You know how I feel about helping each other.
I really hate it.
- There's literally no lie happening right now.
[judges laughing] - It's true.
- It won't happen again. - It's too late!
This is your last chance to kill someone.
Okay, no.
If I had a critique, it would be,
I don't think the slime attack worked as well
as I originally thought it was going to
because I just was hoping it was like pouring over the edge.
Otherwise, I think you did a fantastic job.
- Thank you.
- What I love about your kaiju is that you attacked
and really went all in on monster.
But what I think I was most surprised by
was the fact that this is like a female monster.
- To me femininity means aggression
and instilling fear instead of being a victim of fear.
So I always feel really scary
and powerful when I do a femme look.
- I love that. I love that. - Thank you so much.
- Throb, your look I was absolutely batshit for,
pun intended.
And I mean taking it full born
humping a fallen building.
If you're gonna destroy a skyline,
heavens, finish off by fucking the building.
- You might as well fuck it, yeah.
- Yeah, absolutely wonderful.
- Thank you so much.
- Throb's look was really impressive,
but he kinda looks like a gremlin.
So I don't know if I see kaiju completely.
- And moving on to Fantasia.
- Fantasia, you are just this hot, hellish monster
and like there are different elements about your outfit
that really do stand out to fit the theme.
And if I may say, your boobs are boobing,
your ass is assing
[judges laughing]
and in it you absolutely stood out.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- Fantasia, hands down,
a breast destruction of the skyline.
- Oh my god, Dad. - They never end! [laughs]
- Never.
- The idea here to me was if you were going
to call in a superhero to battle these monsters,
you're calling to mind more superhero than kaiju.
Almost more luchador, if you will.
- It was a little bit more
on the lighter side of things, right?
It seemed a little cartoony, almost fun, which is not bad.
I mean, I love cartoons and I love, I love fun.
But we were calling for something like,
dark and monstrous and scary again,
but it was very fun to watch you perform it.
- Thank you.
- I love the arms on this.
It moves sort of perfectly in unison
and it was really cool to see.
It did get a little superhero-y to me.
It reminded me a little bit of like the Tick,
the Tick comic book and the villains in that.
But outside of that, I think you did a great job.
- Thank you.
- So Fantasia's look is great, except again,
it's that darkness that I personally keep waiting for.
Like, she's gone monster, but she's still so glossy.
- While you all performed well tonight,
only one of you can win this week's challenge
and that winner will be granted
a guaranteed spot in this season's grand finale.
The monster who we feel brought the true kaiju size, scope,
and monstrosity to the stage this week is...
[suspenseful music]
Orkgotik.
Orkgotik, congratulations, darling.
You have won this week's challenge
and have earned a guaranteed spot in the grand finale.
- Thank you so fucking much!
Thank you. Thank you.
I just can't believe that I won the kaiju challenge
and that automatically secured my spot in the top three.
I'm so fucking happy!
- I fully get that Orkgotik won,
but it's another Orkgotik monster
and I was really hoping
that they switched it up a little bit.
- I am happy for Orkgotik winning the kaiju challenge.
Congratulations.
- Niohuru X,
Fantasia,
Throb Zombie,
and Blackberri,
while the four of you fought well tonight,
there is still one more battle to be fought
to determine who among you will move on to the top three.
And that means you must all four
participate in tonight's extermination challenge. [laughs]
- I can't believe they're all up for extermination.
They must be feeling so miserable,
but not me because I made it to the top three!
- Kaiju and monsters of myth
have always been about the big fight
and they're most famous for having gigantic battles
of epic proportions.
Today you four will have a gigantic fight of your own
as we have erected a battle ring
where you will take up pugil sticks
and fight one another to the death.
You'll ultimately have to fight to decide
who among you is truly the king of monsters.
Good luck, uglies, and may the best monster win.
[both laughing]
[dramatic music]
[suspenseful music]
- Woo, honey!
Which one of these hands gonna grab one of these drinks?
- I cannot believe all four of us are up for extermination.
I have been hoping to take Nio out
and this extermination is my chance to take that bitch out.
You should be scared to battle me
'cause I'm the biggest bitch here.
This is a physical thing.
- Do you know what Niohuru means in Mandarin?
- I'd love to know. - It means wolf.
I'm here to show you puppies who the big fucking dog is.
[dramatic music]
Oh wait, what? What were we doing?
- She's gonna watch you. - Oh my god!
She's gonna kill you! [laughs]
- Let's bash each other up, Nio.
Come on, stand up.
- Since the extermination challenge is literally battling,
I don't wanna be paired with Blackberri
because they might have an advantage over this.
- Fantasia, you should be worried, girl.
I'm gonna be in that top three, so if it's you against me,
you better get ready to lose.
[Fantasia laughs]
I think it's Fantasia's time.
I think what she's brought has been killer,
but compared to the heart of this competition
and the four other competitors,
yeah, I think it's her time.
- You know, I know we've been talking
a lot of shit with each other,
but it comes to a time where
we just have to leave it on the battlefield.
- Absolutely.
- And I'm totally prepared for that.
- So you guys are ready to fight?
- Yeah. - I'm ready to kick some ass!
- Oh, I don't wanna fight Fantasia.
She'll fucking kill me.
- Oh yeah, whoever facing against me,
get ready to catch some Chinese kung fu, baby.
- Whoa, okay.
- You had to be carried around everywhere.
So what are you talking about?
What you gonna do?
- I worry about Nio because she's so petite.
I'm scared that this could be the last time that I see Nio,
so I'm hoping that she put up the fight.
- Oh Lord, not this.
Oh Lord. Oh my God.
- Nio, you've been fucking kill it,
every single fucking challenge
and your brain inspires every single one of us.
It's not just me.
Whatever happens,
[Fantasia yawns]
you are a fucking superstar and you already know that.
- It would be a gag if she left.
- Yes! - Oh my God.
- Open the mouth.
- Well, that was y'all last kiss
'cause she's definitely
not gonna be in the three, so. [laughs]
- I'm not surprised Orkgotik win tonight
and he's officially in top three
and I'll be honored to be there with him.
- Blackberri, you've gotta make some
people black and blueberry.
- My fire is growing even more
and it's making me more determined
to showcase myself in this competition.
I'm a fucking Gemini with a plan
and nobody can stop that shit.
I'm a fucking force to be reckoned with
and I'm gonna be in that top three.
I feel like my track record speaks for itself,
that I've been consistent this entire time
and I'm gonna keep fighting so I can get this fucking crown.
I have to be there in the end.
'Til the day I fucking die, I think I should be there.
I feel like I should make it to the finale
because the others just have not shown
as much diversity as I have.
I feel like each week I've shown a different girl
and they've just been the same.
- There's not enough room in top three
and I'm not sure Blackberri can cut it this time.
- Despite everything, despite all the shit talking,
despite all the hands about to be thrown,
we gotta fucking cheers ourselves
because we are the top five, season five.
Everyone here is a fucking monster
and should be insanely proud of what they're done.
Everyone here, we made 'em work for it.
We really made everybody fucking work for it.
- Right now is the time
to celebrate each other for making it here.
And honestly right now it's time to kick some fucking ass!
- Yes, it is.
- So give it up to fucking Drag Kaiju!
- I definitely think that Throb, Nio,
and me are the perfect top three.
So good luck, everybody.
- Guess what motherfuckers? - What?
- I'ma fuck you up,
I'ma fuck you up,
and I'ma fuck you up.
[dramatic music]
[suspenseful music]
- The extermination is to stand on pedestals
and hit each other with giant sticks until one of us falls
and the other one can just kill them.
Getting knocked off the pedestal doesn't mean you lose.
It's about getting knocked off the pedestal
and the other person keeping you down for three hits.
- We have to battle each other this extermination
and it's not about knocking each other down.
It's about completely destroying each other.
- I'm not super excited to go against Blackberri
just because she's so strong
and this is a fighting challenge.
[both growling]
- Throb and I have been going at it all season
and this is going to be a epic showdown.
- There is no option for failure here.
If I'm gonna get to the finale,
I have to take down Fantasia, so let's fucking do this.
[both roaring]
[whistle blows]
[both shouting]
- My strategy for taking Nio out
is staying sturdy with myself
and then just blowing her over.
[both shouting]
[dramatic music]
- I feel like I'm whipping Throb's ass.
I'm not giving him no mercy right now.
- She's hitting me as hard as she can.
I'm hitting her back as hard as I can.
It's a complete power struggle,
but I'm gonna keep getting back up until I'm on top.
[both shouting]
- I am trying to keep up with Nio
and this bitch is just moving left and right
and I'm trying my best to just get my hands around her
so I can destroy her.
- I'm chasing Blackberri down.
I'm actually hitting her.
I think I might actually have a chance to win.
[all shouting]
- One, two!
[whistle blows]
- This has gone beyond the three hit minimum.
It is an absolute brawl.
We are in full monster zone and we're both seeing red
and just screaming and it's intense.
[all shouting]
Right now, right here.
The only thing between me and the top three is Fantasia
and she's going down.
[dramatic music]
- This is my final chance to prove to the judges
that I deserve to be in top three.
I will do whatever to make that into effect.
- I feel like I've showed so many different sides of myself.
I've pushed myself further than anyone else
and I hope the Boulets see my vision.
- I should stay in this competition
because I prepared to be here.
I want to be here and it's not my time to go.
- The others should go home
because I'm here to take this crown.
At some point, they all gotta go home,
so I'm staying no matter what.
[dramatic music]
[suspenseful music]
- Fantasia.
Fantasia.
[dramatic music]
[Fantasia shouts]
Hello Fantasia.
You have been locked in.
You have 60 seconds to find the key and free yourself
or die as poison gas is released into the chamber. [laughs]
[Fantasia gasps]
[Fantasia shouting]
- Oh, oh no.
[Fantasia screaming]
Oh my god. [screaming]
Let me go!
[dramatic music]
[Fantasia coughing]
[Fantasia gagging]
- Happy Holidays, uglies.
I'm sure you're going to be disappointed,
but we are going to be taking
a two week break for the holidays.
- So we'll see you all in the new year picking up
with the Boulet Brothers' Dragula Last Supper Reunion
and moving on one week later to the grand finale.
- We'll see you then, uglies.
[both cackling]
[energetic synth music]
[person screams]