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Provided by explosiveskull
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Colored by Synchronized
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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GUY: This is Free City.
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Look at this guy.
He's one of the sunglasses people.
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And the people who wear
sunglasses are heroes.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(GUNS FIRING)
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They have a devil-may-care
attitude and they run this town.
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You are so hot.
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Oh, I know.
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GUY: See?
That's not even his car.
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Or his wife.
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(GUNS CONTINUE FIRING)
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For the sunglasses people,
they get to do anything they want.
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They go on
all sorts of missions.
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They got cool hair,
cool clothes.
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I mean, laws aren't really laws to them.
They're more like mild suggestions.
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Like, I don't think
he's gonna return that car.
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Or that nice lady.
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See what I mean? Hero.
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(TIRES SCREECHING)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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My name is Guy,
and I live in paradise.
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(EXHALES)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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I've lived here in Free City
my whole life.
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I've got a best friend,
I've got a goldfish,
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and I work at the bank.
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What more could a guy want?
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NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV) Sunday
should be warm and sunny
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with just a scattering
of drive-bys.
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Great day for the beach,
but not Hitman's Beach,
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which will be mined and
sprayed with high-caliber fire
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from a renegade
gunship stolen by...
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GUY: And every morning,
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I start my day
with the most delicious coffee
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in the whole,
wide, whole world.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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You know it. Mmm.
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Mmm!
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That is unexpectedly hot.
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Jeez, that's good.
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It's like losing my virginity,
but in my mouth.
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Thank you for making
this with such love.
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You're welcome.
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GUY: (LOUDLY) Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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GUY: Don't have a good day,
have a great day!
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(LAUGHS) Hold the fudge.
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You mean to tell me that nobody snabbed
up those bad boys? Today is the day.
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- Like every other day.
- I'll be back for those.
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Oh! So close.
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Mmm! This is the greatest
cup of coffee of all time.
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I wanna write
a song about it.
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I wanna dance to
that song with my body.
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BUDDY: (LAUGHS)
I love my life.
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There's something about finding
your lane and just staying in it.
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That's why they call 'em comfort
zones, they're so damn comfortable.
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- (MAN GRUNTS)
- Oh, Joe!
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Mondays, am I right, Joe?
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- You said it, Guy.
- Yeah.
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In Free City,
I have everything I need.
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Don't have a good day...
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have a great day.
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- MAN: Thank you.
- (CHUCKLES)
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Take care.
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GUY: Except one thing.
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Seem happy.
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Oh, come on, don't worry about that, Guy.
You gonna find someone.
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Oh, it's okay, Bud.
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Feel like I've been looking
for her forever, you know?
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Maybe it's not meant to be.
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Everybody down on the ground!
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- (GUN FIRES)
- (WOMAN GASPING)
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(ROBBER WHOOPS)
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(GUY GRUNTS)
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- (SIGHS) I know the woman I'm looking for.
- Oh, let me guess.
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- A woman with an offbeat sense of humor.
- Sense of humor.
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BUDDY: An obsession
with feel-good diva pop.
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Diva pop. Yes, that's her.
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She's rented space in my brain
and she won't move out.
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And you know what?
I don't want her to.
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Well, guess what?
She won't move either in or out.
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You know why?
'Cause she doesn't exist.
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- She's just a fantasy. It's a fantasy.
- That's cruel. You're cruel.
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- You're being rotten right now. Rotten.
- BUDDY: I'm being real.
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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(CHUCKLING)
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So how about it?
Beers on the beach after work?
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Of course we're going for
beers on the beach after work.
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(CHUCKLING) That makes me
so happy.
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(CHUCKLING) Me too.
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What have you got?
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MAN: Proof of a secret level.
That's what you're looking for, right?
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You got a video
or a screen grab?
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Nope. But I know who does.
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Wanna know what I do to people
who waste my time?
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Oh, wow. Ooh,
someone wants to play.
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Hey, you really British,
or is that an accent filter?
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'Cause maybe we
could meet up later.
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I don't have a burning desire to
see your mum's basement, thanks.
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MAN: Got jokes, huh?
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Well, I got a map,
shows the location of his stash house.
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Don't know how you'll get in, but if
you do, clip 56 might interest you.
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Now, I got a question.
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What's so special
about this video clip anyway?
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What's special is I kill people
who ask questions about it.
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MAN: Mmm, I see. Fun.
Yeah, that's fun.
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Damn, girl, you're so feisty.
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But seriously, is it loot
or is it just the experience?
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- (GROANS)
- Those are questions.
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Did you see the sneakers
on that last robber?
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The 2:30?
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No, the 4:00.
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The three-quarter high-top,
gorgeous foam soles.
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I could barely feel it
when he stepped on my face.
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- BUDDY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, man.
- Wow.
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BOTH: Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
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FEMALE ROBBER: Give it to me!
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BOTH: Looks like rain.
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BOTH: Has anyone seen my cat?
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(SINGING)
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BUDDY: You know something, Guy,
people say it all the time, like,
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"Guy can take a shoe to the face
better than anybody I know." (CHUCKLES)
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I mean, when you put it on there,
you act like it's not a shoe in your face.
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(SINGING)
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(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY
PLAYING)
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Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
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Love that song.
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(SONG STOPS)
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That's a new one.
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(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(SIREN BLARING)
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Hey!
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That's her.
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Her who?
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That's my dream girl, Buddy.
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(CHUCKLING) She exists.
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- I'm gonna go talk to her.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Wait, man.
She's wearing sunglasses.
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So?
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Whatcha mean "so?"
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So, people with sunglasses
don't talk to people like us.
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- You know that!
- (WHISPERS) I gotta try.
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Look, Guy! Guy!
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Guy! What about
beers on the beach?
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GUY: Excuse me!
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Hey!
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Hey!
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ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Coming soon... Free City 2!
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Bigger! Badder! Radder!
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Free City 2: Carnage.
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Pre-order today
and get the bonus Mayhem Pack.
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WAITRESS: You done?
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Sorry. Are you closing?
(CHUCKLES)
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Yes.
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We usually don't
put the chairs on the tables,
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one-small-coffee-
over-four-hours girl.
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You really like that game, huh?
My 12-year-old nephew's addicted.
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Seems like everyone's
obsessed with it.
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Oh, Free City? Ah. No.
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I, uh, have a lawsuit
against the publisher
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and the evidence that I need
is in the game.
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- So then I had my codes...
- Oh...
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I wish we weren't closing so
I could hear more about this.
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(SIGHS)
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(ALARM BEEPING)
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Good morning, Goldie.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
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Actually, I think I'd like
to try a cappuccino today.
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(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
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Ooh. "Cappuccino."
I enjoy saying that.
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It's like a waterfall
made of letters.
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Excuse me?
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I'd like to try a cappuccino.
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- Please.
- But you get a medium coffee, cream, two sugars.
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That's what you get.
That's what everyone gets.
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Every day. Always.
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- Well, I...
- Somebody's about to get shot.
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Officer Johnny.
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I just thought I'd try something
different today, you know?
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Whatever. Right? Yeah?
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Hi.
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Ha! I'm just keeping
you on your toes.
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Coffee, cream,
two sugars, please.
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- I'm joking.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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Just keeping you on your toes.
I was kidding.
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MAN: He was just kidding!
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Oh, you think I'd deprive myself
of your baristic artistry?
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No way, no how.
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Mmm. That's hot.
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(EXHALES) It's like Jesus
washed my tongue...
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but right before he finished,
he finally told my dad,
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"He's good enough."
(CHUCKLES, SIGHS)
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Thank you so much.
Officer Johnny!
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Have a good one, Guy.
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(WHISPERS) Cappuccino.
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- Don't have a good day...
- (STAMP CLICKS)
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...have a great day, I guess.
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Okay. Good day to you.
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- Everybody down on the ground!
- (WOMAN GASPS)
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Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
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That's the girl.
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We've been over this.
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You tried to talk to her
yesterday, it didn't work.
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It will never work.
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She's wearing sunglasses.
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We don't mess with
the sunglasses people.
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Maybe I'll get
some sunglasses of my own.
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What? What are you talking about?
You can't do that.
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Oh, my God. What am I doing?
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Hi.
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ROBBER: What'd you say?
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Hi.
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I'm gonna need
your sunglasses.
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Ooh. Ow.
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I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna need your
sunglasses for a sec.
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ROBBER: What the hell
do you think you're doing?
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Go back to your side, man.
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He's just an NPC.
Waste that mother...
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Okay, just need to borrow them
for a sec, okay?
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- Back off! I said, don't!
- Just real quick. Real quick.
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- Stop!
- (GRUNTING)
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You broken or somethin'?
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I'm the robber!
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You're the guy who lies down
and takes it!
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Please, just stay down!
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(GROANS)
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ROBBER: I said, stay down!
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Guy, you don't do this, man.
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- (PANTING)
- This isn't you.
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You don't do this.
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Maybe I do.
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- (GRUNTING)
- ROBBER: What is wrong with this...
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stupid mission?
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I told you to smoke his ass.
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ROBBER: Let go!
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I'll give them right back.
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- I said... (GROANS)
- (GUNSHOT)
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(ALL GASP)
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MAN: Guy?
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He's just resting.
246
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:24,406
BUDDY: In pieces!
247
00:11:24,438 --> 00:11:26,039
That man is dead!
248
00:11:26,070 --> 00:11:27,863
(WHISPERS) He's so sleepy.
249
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:31,639
I'm just gonna
put your gun down...
250
00:11:32,151 --> 00:11:33,686
right here...
251
00:11:33,719 --> 00:11:35,670
for when you wake.
252
00:11:36,503 --> 00:11:37,878
- Okay?
- BUDDY: Guy.
253
00:11:38,583 --> 00:11:40,982
Guy! Where you goin'?
254
00:11:49,622 --> 00:11:50,743
(GASPING)
255
00:12:10,838 --> 00:12:11,927
Excuse me.
256
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,807
Do you see this?
257
00:12:14,838 --> 00:12:17,527
Have the quarterly reports
on my desk by Friday.
258
00:12:35,030 --> 00:12:36,247
(GROANING)
259
00:12:36,280 --> 00:12:38,710
- (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
- Whoo!
260
00:12:39,734 --> 00:12:40,886
Oh!
261
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:42,231
Giddy up!
262
00:12:42,935 --> 00:12:44,278
I feel brand new.
263
00:12:44,311 --> 00:12:46,294
(INDISTINCT SHOUTING)
264
00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,774
(GROANING)
265
00:12:55,351 --> 00:12:56,343
AUTOMATED VOICE: Loser.
266
00:12:56,375 --> 00:12:57,431
(BEEPS)
267
00:12:57,463 --> 00:12:59,574
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
268
00:13:05,494 --> 00:13:06,710
GUY: What is happening?
269
00:13:09,016 --> 00:13:11,094
(GASPS) So much money.
270
00:13:30,166 --> 00:13:31,735
KEYS: Hey, Mouser,
check this out.
271
00:13:31,767 --> 00:13:32,951
MOUSER: What's up, Keys?
272
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,166
What am I looking at?
273
00:13:34,198 --> 00:13:36,823
Okay, so this user,
he gets his glasses stolen
274
00:13:36,856 --> 00:13:37,942
and then killed.
275
00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:39,862
The guy was smoked
by a non-playable character.
276
00:13:39,894 --> 00:13:41,718
An NPC? That's impossible.
277
00:13:41,751 --> 00:13:43,127
Yeah, exactly.
278
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,303
Nobody can equip an NPC skin
on their avatar.
279
00:13:45,335 --> 00:13:49,303
Yeah, so you just boot the trash-ass
noob and ban him for life, you're done.
280
00:13:49,336 --> 00:13:51,382
I tried that, but I...
281
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,015
I can't trace him.
282
00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:56,086
Whoever it is,
they're good. (SIGHS)
283
00:13:56,118 --> 00:13:59,318
Hmm. You gotta be better
at your job, buddy.
284
00:14:00,727 --> 00:14:01,783
I'm pretty good.
285
00:14:01,816 --> 00:14:02,934
I'll see you on the inside.
286
00:14:02,966 --> 00:14:04,022
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Select your skin.
287
00:14:04,054 --> 00:14:05,974
Hey, Keys, what skin
are you going with?
288
00:14:06,007 --> 00:14:07,766
The ushe. Dirty stripper cop,
289
00:14:07,798 --> 00:14:09,078
big guns, bigger mustache.
290
00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,774
Hmm. Little dirt squirrel.
I like it.
291
00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:12,790
Almost scared to ask,
but what are you going with?
292
00:14:12,822 --> 00:14:16,374
Uh, full body mustache, hot pink.
You should be very afraid.
293
00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:17,879
I'm terrified.
294
00:14:17,911 --> 00:14:19,318
(CHUCKLING) Let's do this.
295
00:14:19,351 --> 00:14:21,462
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
296
00:14:44,695 --> 00:14:46,454
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
297
00:14:53,335 --> 00:14:54,678
KEYS: Seriously, man.
298
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,782
I'm just being honest, I think the
bunny suit is just a little much.
299
00:14:58,391 --> 00:15:00,183
MOUSER: Excuse me?
300
00:15:01,847 --> 00:15:03,031
Right.
301
00:15:03,063 --> 00:15:05,334
Rabbit. Okay? My fault.
302
00:15:05,366 --> 00:15:08,727
Hey, 40-year-old virgin!
Get over here!
303
00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,751
KEYS: Let's go!
304
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:10,966
MOUSER: Uh-huh.
Captain Khakis.
305
00:15:10,998 --> 00:15:12,918
- Come here. Come on, bud.
- KEYS: Go, let's go.
306
00:15:12,950 --> 00:15:14,647
- Closer.
- MOUSER: There he is.
307
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,247
Blue shirt guy.
308
00:15:16,695 --> 00:15:18,038
Blue shirt?
309
00:15:18,455 --> 00:15:19,670
Yes.
310
00:15:20,087 --> 00:15:21,654
Hello, Officer.
311
00:15:22,742 --> 00:15:23,574
Rabbit.
312
00:15:23,606 --> 00:15:24,854
MOUSER: Nice skin.
313
00:15:24,887 --> 00:15:27,191
Thank you. That's sweet.
314
00:15:27,223 --> 00:15:28,471
How'd you get it?
315
00:15:28,502 --> 00:15:31,895
Well, uh, mostly genetics,
I think. I'm pretty lucky.
316
00:15:31,927 --> 00:15:33,591
I have naturally dewy skin.
317
00:15:33,624 --> 00:15:34,903
Listen up, Neutrogena.
318
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,950
You know you can't go around looking
like that. The rules are clear.
319
00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:38,166
And another thing.
320
00:15:38,198 --> 00:15:39,640
- You can't hack the NPC avatars.
- MOUSER: No, sir!
321
00:15:39,671 --> 00:15:40,822
- KEYS: It screws up the mission load...
- MOUSER: Screws it up!
322
00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,006
...and it makes
the game look bad.
323
00:15:42,038 --> 00:15:43,415
- MOUSER: Horrible!
- Yeah. (SPITS)
324
00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:45,431
I got, like, 5% of that.
325
00:15:45,463 --> 00:15:46,968
Lose the skin!
326
00:15:46,999 --> 00:15:48,023
I... Lose?
327
00:15:48,055 --> 00:15:49,975
How am I supposed to
get rid of my skin?
328
00:15:50,007 --> 00:15:50,839
Take it off, man.
329
00:15:50,871 --> 00:15:52,342
Just take it off.
What are you doing?
330
00:15:52,374 --> 00:15:53,494
- What?
- Seriously.
331
00:15:53,526 --> 00:15:55,000
- The whole thing. The face, the outfit.
- How?
332
00:15:55,031 --> 00:15:56,182
- Everything. Ditch it.
- Take it off.
333
00:15:56,214 --> 00:15:57,462
If you don't,
we're gonna kill you.
334
00:15:57,494 --> 00:15:59,286
- Why?
- And we're gonna keep killing you.
335
00:15:59,318 --> 00:16:00,214
Still why?
336
00:16:00,246 --> 00:16:01,687
Until we do
find out who you are...
337
00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:03,222
and then we're
gonna ban you for life.
338
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:06,455
Okay. No, no.
Okay, I want to comply.
339
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:08,791
I just find the order of
those threats very confusing.
340
00:16:08,822 --> 00:16:10,455
- Somebody's about to get shot.
- Light him up!
341
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:11,830
- (GASPS)
- (GUN FIRING)
342
00:16:26,775 --> 00:16:28,311
- No.
- (MAN GROANS)
343
00:16:37,975 --> 00:16:39,318
KEYS: Come on, Blue Shirt.
344
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:41,238
(GRUNTS)
345
00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:51,862
(SHOES POWERING UP)
346
00:16:54,583 --> 00:16:56,119
(GASPING)
347
00:16:56,503 --> 00:16:58,327
(GROANS)
348
00:16:58,359 --> 00:17:01,079
Oh! Didn't see that one coming.
Did you see that one coming?
349
00:17:01,111 --> 00:17:02,263
Scared me a little bit.
350
00:17:02,295 --> 00:17:03,703
We're coming
for you, Blue Shirt!
351
00:17:03,735 --> 00:17:05,143
MOUSER: (IN SING-SONGY VOICE)
Coming to get ya.
352
00:17:05,175 --> 00:17:06,807
We're coming to get ya.
353
00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:08,023
(GROANING)
354
00:17:08,055 --> 00:17:10,230
Wait! (GRUNTS) Wait!
355
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:11,607
I can explain everything.
356
00:17:11,639 --> 00:17:15,287
I found these glasses
and then I can see things now.
357
00:17:15,319 --> 00:17:18,327
Things that... Whoa, whoa.
Things that aren't there.
358
00:17:18,359 --> 00:17:19,798
Except they are there.
359
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:23,766
I know that sounds crazy,
but it's true!
360
00:17:23,798 --> 00:17:26,903
You can run, Blue Shirt,
but you cannot hide.
361
00:17:26,935 --> 00:17:29,462
MOUSER: Come on, Blue Shirt.
You can't escape the rabbit.
362
00:17:29,494 --> 00:17:31,575
- We're apex predators.
- (BEEPING)
363
00:17:31,607 --> 00:17:35,286
All we do is bone and brawl
and slit throats.
364
00:17:35,958 --> 00:17:37,942
GUY: Too high! Too high!
365
00:17:41,175 --> 00:17:42,710
(GRUNTING)
366
00:17:46,007 --> 00:17:48,983
MOUSER: Oh, you wanna play,
Blue Shirt? Watch this.
367
00:17:49,015 --> 00:17:52,887
I tire of these games, Keys.
It's time I went god-mode on this beyotch.
368
00:17:52,919 --> 00:17:54,039
Okay, bring it.
369
00:17:54,071 --> 00:17:55,799
Oh, it's brung.
Go, go, go, go, go.
370
00:18:10,103 --> 00:18:12,023
I'm so, so good at this.
371
00:18:13,686 --> 00:18:15,542
(BEEPING)
372
00:18:20,086 --> 00:18:21,687
KEYS: Time's up, bank teller!
373
00:18:22,006 --> 00:18:23,222
(GASPS)
374
00:18:24,631 --> 00:18:26,455
(GUNS FIRING)
375
00:18:34,295 --> 00:18:35,670
(PANTING)
376
00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:40,951
(UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING)
377
00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,799
- (MUSIC STOPS)
- GUY: Nope!
378
00:18:45,559 --> 00:18:46,743
(SCREAMS)
379
00:18:50,231 --> 00:18:55,702
(GROANING)
380
00:18:58,775 --> 00:19:00,566
(GRUNTING)
381
00:19:05,462 --> 00:19:07,479
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
382
00:19:07,511 --> 00:19:08,407
I can't die!
383
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:10,262
- I'm never gonna die!
- (TIRES SCREECH)
384
00:19:10,295 --> 00:19:11,447
Whoo!
385
00:19:11,479 --> 00:19:14,423
And that was the heartbreaking
story of Blue Shirt Guy.
386
00:19:14,455 --> 00:19:15,575
The end.
387
00:19:15,607 --> 00:19:17,655
- Doesn't make sense.
- What?
388
00:19:17,686 --> 00:19:19,159
I just checked
the server stats.
389
00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:21,302
We killed Blue Shirt and the number
of players online didn't change.
390
00:19:21,335 --> 00:19:22,359
It's just a glitch, man.
391
00:19:22,391 --> 00:19:23,638
- It's not a big deal.
- I know, I know.
392
00:19:23,670 --> 00:19:25,271
It just seems like that's something
new, you know?
393
00:19:25,303 --> 00:19:27,413
Keys, I know what you're thinking, okay?
You should not talk to Antwan.
394
00:19:27,446 --> 00:19:29,143
I just think it's important
to be transparent, okay?
395
00:19:29,175 --> 00:19:30,550
Uh-uh. No.
396
00:19:30,583 --> 00:19:32,759
Antwan is deep in the sequel launch.
He's either not gonna care
397
00:19:32,791 --> 00:19:35,702
or he's gonna get pissed
and then he's gonna blame us.
398
00:19:35,735 --> 00:19:38,582
So, I don't know what you haven't
figured out about the whole situation.
399
00:19:38,615 --> 00:19:42,935
Also, aren't you some kinda MIT
genius, indie game designer?
400
00:19:42,967 --> 00:19:45,367
What are you doing down here
dealing with complaints?
401
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:49,398
That, Mouser, is a long and pathetic
story involving failed dreams,
402
00:19:49,430 --> 00:19:51,511
desperation,
and a mountain of college debt.
403
00:19:51,543 --> 00:19:53,687
You do not wanna
hear about that.
404
00:19:53,719 --> 00:19:54,967
You're absolutely right.
405
00:19:54,999 --> 00:19:58,935
That story sounds horrible and
boring and full of white privilege.
406
00:19:58,966 --> 00:20:00,886
Don't talk to Antwan.
407
00:20:05,015 --> 00:20:07,511
KEYS: We never dreamt
this would've happened.
408
00:20:07,543 --> 00:20:10,103
I mean, Life Itself,
it's essentially a fishbowl game.
409
00:20:10,135 --> 00:20:13,815
People aren't playing it,
they're watching it grow.
410
00:20:13,847 --> 00:20:15,607
It's a strictly
observational experience
411
00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:19,318
where computer generated
characters interact and evolve.
412
00:20:19,351 --> 00:20:21,015
I thought we'd be
lucky to give it away.
413
00:20:21,046 --> 00:20:25,719
That's what's so charming about Keys,
he's clueless about his own genius.
414
00:20:25,751 --> 00:20:27,223
Uh, no, Millie
is the genius.
415
00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:30,839
Uh, she built the AI engine
from the ground up.
416
00:20:30,871 --> 00:20:32,183
So, to get a little personal,
417
00:20:32,215 --> 00:20:34,295
what's the thing that
gets you up in the morning?
418
00:20:34,327 --> 00:20:36,855
(SIGHS) Medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
419
00:20:36,887 --> 00:20:37,879
(KEYS CHUCKLES)
420
00:20:37,911 --> 00:20:39,223
What's the other thing?
421
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:41,559
Oh, yeah. An insatiable
thirst for validation.
422
00:20:41,590 --> 00:20:43,190
- She's not kidding.
- I'm not.
423
00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:44,407
REPORTER: How about you?
424
00:20:44,439 --> 00:20:45,943
- (CLICKS TONGUE) Code.
- REPORTER: Code?
425
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:46,966
- Code.
- Code, yeah.
426
00:20:46,997 --> 00:20:48,503
Here we go.
427
00:20:48,535 --> 00:20:50,359
KEYS: 'Cause it's not just zeros and
ones, it's hidden messages.
428
00:20:50,391 --> 00:20:52,663
I like to think of myself, actually,
as not a code writer, but an author.
429
00:20:52,695 --> 00:20:57,111
I just use zeros and ones instead of
words 'cause words will let you down.
430
00:20:57,143 --> 00:21:01,527
But zeros and ones, never.
Zeros and ones are as cool as shit.
431
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,286
- He's not kidding.
- I'm not.
432
00:21:03,317 --> 00:21:04,823
REPORTER: Now, I've gotta ask.
433
00:21:04,855 --> 00:21:07,031
There is a lot of chemistry
between the two of you.
434
00:21:07,063 --> 00:21:09,847
- Has this evolved into more than...
- MILLIE: No. (CHUCKLES)
435
00:21:09,879 --> 00:21:12,407
- No way. No. It's strictly platonic.
- No, no, no. We're friends.
436
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,910
- We're like best friends.
- Friendship.
437
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,287
And now your game is gonna
be released by Soonami,
438
00:21:15,319 --> 00:21:16,887
one of the biggest publishers
in the world.
439
00:21:16,919 --> 00:21:18,807
- It's crazy, actually.
- It is, yeah.
440
00:21:18,839 --> 00:21:21,814
It does seem a little bit like
an unlikely pairing, though.
441
00:21:21,847 --> 00:21:23,830
KEYS: Yeah, I didn't
totally get it either.
442
00:21:23,863 --> 00:21:26,453
But Millie's got a real
instinct for these things...
443
00:21:26,487 --> 00:21:27,863
MILLIE: Antwan is a genius.
444
00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:31,190
He's brash and obnoxious,
but he's really good at what he does.
445
00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,367
It's a chance for our work to
be seen by a wider audience.
446
00:21:33,399 --> 00:21:35,383
- God, those two were young and dumb.
- Jeez.
447
00:21:35,415 --> 00:21:37,335
So we're breaking
and entering now?
448
00:21:37,367 --> 00:21:40,919
How does it feel working for a
galactic black hole of frozen shit?
449
00:21:40,951 --> 00:21:42,934
You have to leave.
I can't talk to you.
450
00:21:42,967 --> 00:21:44,662
Aw, shame will
have that effect.
451
00:21:44,694 --> 00:21:46,199
No, Millie. I mean
I can't talk to you.
452
00:21:46,231 --> 00:21:48,599
I can't even see you. I'm literally
focusing on background objects
453
00:21:48,631 --> 00:21:52,246
because looking at your lips move
violates my NDA and it could get me fired.
454
00:21:52,277 --> 00:21:54,935
Aw, fired by Antwan,
the guy who stole our work?
455
00:21:54,967 --> 00:21:56,567
No, he bought it and
then he shelved it.
456
00:21:56,599 --> 00:21:59,767
All right? You're living in the past.
You are stuck. You gotta move on.
457
00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:00,917
How can I move on?
458
00:22:00,950 --> 00:22:02,295
How can you?
459
00:22:02,327 --> 00:22:05,175
Antwan swiped our AI engine
to use in his dumb shooter.
460
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:08,727
Did he, Millie?
Because honestly, I'm not so sure.
461
00:22:08,759 --> 00:22:11,191
Our game was complex
and beautiful and interesting
462
00:22:11,222 --> 00:22:14,583
and Free City, it may be popular,
but it's so idiotic, it makes me wanna cry.
463
00:22:14,614 --> 00:22:16,503
Then stop defending him
and help me beat his ass.
464
00:22:16,534 --> 00:22:19,126
- Millie, I'm...
- Come on, Keys, he stole from us.
465
00:22:19,157 --> 00:22:20,726
And now he's lying about it
466
00:22:20,759 --> 00:22:22,679
so he doesn't have to give us the credit
and the royalties that we deserve.
467
00:22:22,711 --> 00:22:23,990
Millie...
468
00:22:24,023 --> 00:22:26,134
I found a clue.
It's on a clip in a gamer's stash house.
469
00:22:26,167 --> 00:22:29,622
All I need from you
is to get me in there.
470
00:22:29,655 --> 00:22:31,959
Millie, I care about you...
471
00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:37,815
but you need to leave.
472
00:22:41,655 --> 00:22:42,806
(GASPING)
473
00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,630
(ALARM BEEPING)
474
00:22:45,559 --> 00:22:47,671
Today is gonna
be different, Goldie.
475
00:22:49,559 --> 00:22:51,479
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
476
00:23:06,871 --> 00:23:08,343
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
477
00:23:46,326 --> 00:23:47,638
What are we lookin' at?
478
00:23:48,182 --> 00:23:50,295
- (GROANS)
- Who are you?
479
00:23:50,327 --> 00:23:51,926
Okay, okay. Okay.
480
00:23:51,959 --> 00:23:54,423
We ran into each other the other day,
you were humming that great song.
481
00:23:54,454 --> 00:23:55,351
Oh, yeah.
482
00:23:55,383 --> 00:23:58,007
I thought you were an NPC.
How did you find me?
483
00:23:58,038 --> 00:24:00,918
I waited outside
by the murder train,
484
00:24:00,951 --> 00:24:02,390
- then I followed you.
- (GUNS FIRING)
485
00:24:02,423 --> 00:24:03,383
Shit!
486
00:24:18,198 --> 00:24:19,479
Should I come with you?
487
00:24:20,759 --> 00:24:21,782
Yes.
488
00:24:22,263 --> 00:24:23,062
(GRUNTS)
489
00:24:23,094 --> 00:24:25,303
Holy hell, what just happened?
490
00:24:25,334 --> 00:24:27,958
MOLOTOVGIRL: What just happened
is you almost blew my mission.
491
00:24:27,991 --> 00:24:31,127
No, I mean, how did we get
from there to wherever this is?
492
00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:32,662
You mean the portal gun?
493
00:24:32,694 --> 00:24:34,391
Portal gun?
That sounds expensive.
494
00:24:34,422 --> 00:24:36,534
Wow, you are a
special kind of noob.
495
00:24:36,567 --> 00:24:37,847
Thank you. You too.
496
00:24:37,879 --> 00:24:38,935
Turn around.
497
00:24:38,966 --> 00:24:40,886
- Okay.
- (BEEPING)
498
00:24:42,136 --> 00:24:43,991
(OLDIE MUSIC PLAYING)
499
00:24:44,023 --> 00:24:45,174
Oh.
500
00:24:49,014 --> 00:24:50,550
Is this the North Pole?
501
00:24:50,582 --> 00:24:51,958
MOLOTOVGIRL: Listen, dude.
502
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:53,656
- GUY: Guy.
- Guy. Whatever.
503
00:24:53,687 --> 00:24:55,286
Props on the NPC outfit,
504
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:58,039
but I'm busy trying to figure
out how to steal something.
505
00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,894
GUY: Maybe I could help you.
506
00:24:59,927 --> 00:25:01,015
I work alone.
507
00:25:01,046 --> 00:25:02,391
You have beautiful grenades.
508
00:25:02,422 --> 00:25:05,271
Besides, if you want to have any
chance of making an impact here,
509
00:25:05,302 --> 00:25:07,287
you need to have
a higher level than that.
510
00:25:07,318 --> 00:25:09,078
- (EXHALES) That's tough. No.
- No.
511
00:25:09,655 --> 00:25:10,646
Higher level?
512
00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:11,991
Good Lord, rook.
513
00:25:13,559 --> 00:25:14,582
See?
514
00:25:14,615 --> 00:25:16,502
- Oh.
- That's mine.
515
00:25:16,535 --> 00:25:18,199
And that's yours.
516
00:25:18,230 --> 00:25:22,392
Oh... What,
is one the best or the worst?
517
00:25:22,423 --> 00:25:23,863
There is literally
nothing lower.
518
00:25:23,894 --> 00:25:25,910
Well, how do I get
to a higher level?
519
00:25:25,943 --> 00:25:27,799
- Really?
- Really.
520
00:25:28,534 --> 00:25:31,830
- You know, get stuff.
- Yeah.
521
00:25:31,862 --> 00:25:33,782
- Are you kidding me right now?
- Okay.
522
00:25:33,815 --> 00:25:34,998
- Experience, guns...
- Yeah.
523
00:25:35,031 --> 00:25:36,022
- Put that down.
- Uh-huh.
524
00:25:36,054 --> 00:25:38,390
Money. This is Free City.
525
00:25:38,423 --> 00:25:40,439
You could rob a store,
carjack someone,
526
00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:42,742
punch a pedestrian in the face.
You'll figure it out.
527
00:25:42,774 --> 00:25:45,206
Oh, I'd never hurt innocent people.
(CHUCKLES)
528
00:25:47,447 --> 00:25:51,287
Hmm. I've got to admit
that is kind of refreshing.
529
00:25:51,318 --> 00:25:55,318
Sometimes I forget not everyone you
meet on here is a sociopathic man-child.
530
00:25:56,438 --> 00:25:57,463
Thank you.
531
00:25:57,494 --> 00:26:00,054
Wait. But the world
isn't that bad though, is it?
532
00:26:00,087 --> 00:26:03,223
Oh! It's pretty bleak.
533
00:26:03,254 --> 00:26:05,847
If you ever met the dick responsible
for this world, you'd agree.
534
00:26:05,878 --> 00:26:09,558
Are we talking about God?
You've met God?
535
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,671
And he's a dick?
536
00:26:11,703 --> 00:26:14,422
His name's Antwan, and yes,
he's an absolute troll.
537
00:26:14,870 --> 00:26:16,087
Trolls exist?
538
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,112
(INHALES DEEPLY)
539
00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:19,543
Look, I don't know
if anybody does it,
540
00:26:19,574 --> 00:26:22,423
but you could rack experience
points up by being a good guy.
541
00:26:22,454 --> 00:26:24,407
- Like a hero.
- Ooh. Easy, tiger.
542
00:26:24,439 --> 00:26:26,615
If you don't wanna shoot people,
you could steal their guns.
543
00:26:26,647 --> 00:26:28,183
All that shit makes
your level go up.
544
00:26:28,214 --> 00:26:29,560
Go be the good guy.
545
00:26:29,592 --> 00:26:30,807
Okay. No, I'm gonna
be the great guy.
546
00:26:30,838 --> 00:26:32,087
MOLOTOVGIRL: Ooh! Ooh.
547
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:34,360
Okay, well, enjoy your
lifetime supply of virginity.
548
00:26:34,392 --> 00:26:35,638
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- Off you go.
549
00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:37,591
Okay. Wait! How will I know
that I've leveled up enough?
550
00:26:37,623 --> 00:26:40,342
- Uh, get over 100, then we'll talk.
- Whoa.
551
00:26:40,374 --> 00:26:42,294
- Bye now.
- That's so much more than one.
552
00:26:42,327 --> 00:26:43,607
- It's like 99 more...
- Bye now.
553
00:26:43,639 --> 00:26:44,599
Okay.
554
00:26:47,606 --> 00:26:50,038
(EXHALES, CHUCKLES)
555
00:26:57,782 --> 00:26:59,894
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
556
00:27:01,398 --> 00:27:03,382
(SIRENS BLARING)
557
00:27:13,816 --> 00:27:14,806
(MAN SCREAMS)
558
00:27:14,838 --> 00:27:16,822
(MOTORCYCLE ENGINE REVVING)
559
00:27:20,918 --> 00:27:21,943
Hi.
560
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:29,750
- (GASPS)
- (ALARM BEEPING)
561
00:27:30,743 --> 00:27:33,271
- (MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
- (GUNS FIRING)
562
00:27:41,430 --> 00:27:43,638
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
563
00:27:43,671 --> 00:27:45,526
- (ALARM BEEPING)
- (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION)
564
00:27:48,887 --> 00:27:49,910
Thanks, Guy.
565
00:27:50,710 --> 00:27:52,502
(LAUGHING)
566
00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:03,287
(BEEPING)
567
00:28:09,336 --> 00:28:10,486
Good morning, Goldie.
568
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,758
Good morning, Goldie.
569
00:28:12,790 --> 00:28:14,551
Good fucking morning, Goldie.
570
00:28:14,582 --> 00:28:18,071
I have three words for you.
Blue Shirt Guy.
571
00:28:18,103 --> 00:28:22,743
BSG is leveling up and at a
record pace by playing the hero.
572
00:28:22,776 --> 00:28:26,294
It's got people all over the world
asking, "Just who is this guy?"
573
00:28:26,327 --> 00:28:29,911
I don't know who this guy is,
but he's out-skilling all these players.
574
00:28:29,942 --> 00:28:31,606
GAMER: And here he is,
taking out Beefoven,
575
00:28:31,638 --> 00:28:33,558
a level 102 from
Clan Ragnarok.
576
00:28:33,591 --> 00:28:35,511
This is bullshit.
Who is this guy?
577
00:28:35,542 --> 00:28:36,662
I don't know, but he's good.
578
00:28:36,694 --> 00:28:38,870
Yeah, he's good.
He looks like an NPC
579
00:28:38,903 --> 00:28:41,334
but he's running around,
leveling up crazy fast
580
00:28:41,366 --> 00:28:42,935
by being the
freaking good guy.
581
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:45,558
ALEX TREBEK: "This colorful
character in the video game Free City
582
00:28:45,590 --> 00:28:48,631
"has been turning heads
by being the good guy."
583
00:28:48,663 --> 00:28:50,294
- Piper.
- Who is Blue Shirt Guy?
584
00:28:50,327 --> 00:28:51,640
ALEX TREBEK: You're
absolutely right.
585
00:28:51,671 --> 00:28:56,503
Blue Shirt Guy.
Who is he or she indeed?
586
00:28:56,536 --> 00:28:58,646
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
587
00:29:09,430 --> 00:29:12,054
Whoo-hoo! (CONTINUES WHOOPING)
588
00:29:13,046 --> 00:29:14,998
(UPBEAT MUSIC
CONTINUES PLAYING)
589
00:29:20,247 --> 00:29:21,558
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
590
00:29:33,527 --> 00:29:35,318
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
591
00:29:42,038 --> 00:29:43,320
(GRUNTING)
592
00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:52,694
(GUN CLICKS)
593
00:30:12,631 --> 00:30:16,055
Well, well, well. Look who decided
to come to work today, huh?
594
00:30:16,087 --> 00:30:18,550
Look, where have you been?
I've been worried sick about you...
595
00:30:19,542 --> 00:30:20,630
What is this shirt?
596
00:30:20,664 --> 00:30:22,102
Where's your collar at?
Where's the rest of the buttons?
597
00:30:22,936 --> 00:30:24,504
And it's not tucked in.
You look sloppy.
598
00:30:24,535 --> 00:30:27,254
Matter of fact, you look horrible.
Did you pick up some muscles, too?
599
00:30:27,287 --> 00:30:28,696
Or is somebody outside
pumping you up?
600
00:30:28,726 --> 00:30:31,606
I'm sorry that I haven't
been around, Bud.
601
00:30:31,638 --> 00:30:33,014
I've been figuring
some stuff out.
602
00:30:33,047 --> 00:30:36,055
Whatcha mean, "figure stuff out"?
It is nothing to figure out.
603
00:30:36,087 --> 00:30:37,847
Okay? You go to bed,
you wake up,
604
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:39,574
you get some coffee,
then you come to work.
605
00:30:39,607 --> 00:30:41,238
And then you repeat
the same thing tomorrow.
606
00:30:41,270 --> 00:30:43,063
- The girl.
- Oh, my God.
607
00:30:43,096 --> 00:30:44,311
I talked to her.
I talked to her.
608
00:30:44,342 --> 00:30:46,903
- The one with the sunglasses?
- The sunglasses, yes!
609
00:30:46,936 --> 00:30:48,567
I talked to one of
the sunglass people
610
00:30:48,599 --> 00:30:51,351
- and now I'm one of the sunglass people.
- (DOOR OPENS)
611
00:30:51,384 --> 00:30:52,790
- Me.
- (GUN COCKS)
612
00:30:52,822 --> 00:30:54,455
ROBBER: Everybody
down on the ground!
613
00:30:54,487 --> 00:30:55,862
You're so hot.
614
00:30:55,894 --> 00:30:58,711
What if I could tell you
that you could be more?
615
00:30:58,742 --> 00:31:00,119
Your life could be fuller.
616
00:31:00,151 --> 00:31:02,263
That you're free to make your
own decisions. Your own choices.
617
00:31:02,296 --> 00:31:03,286
Yo, dumbass.
618
00:31:03,318 --> 00:31:04,759
We are in the middle
of something.
619
00:31:05,302 --> 00:31:06,487
- Uh...
- (TUTTING)
620
00:31:06,518 --> 00:31:09,015
- (WHISPERS) That's my gun.
- (TUTTING) Quiet time.
621
00:31:09,046 --> 00:31:12,310
These puppies changed my life.
And they're gonna change yours, too.
622
00:31:12,342 --> 00:31:14,198
Come on now,
you know we don't wear sunglasses.
623
00:31:14,647 --> 00:31:15,991
(LAUGHS)
624
00:31:16,022 --> 00:31:17,878
(WHISPERS) We do now.
625
00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:20,407
Mine now.
626
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:21,910
Are you kidding me?
627
00:31:24,119 --> 00:31:25,782
- Put 'em on.
- No.
628
00:31:25,814 --> 00:31:27,864
Life doesn't have to be something
that just happens to us. All right?
629
00:31:27,895 --> 00:31:30,839
Just put the glasses on
and you're gonna see.
630
00:31:30,871 --> 00:31:32,470
You're gonna see.
631
00:31:35,575 --> 00:31:36,599
Come on.
632
00:31:37,591 --> 00:31:38,998
I can't, okay?
633
00:31:40,790 --> 00:31:42,006
I'm sorry.
634
00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:50,295
I'm keeping these,
asshole mouth.
635
00:31:50,326 --> 00:31:52,728
Now get out of here.
Go be nicer.
636
00:31:52,759 --> 00:31:54,711
Beat it. Go, go, go.
637
00:31:54,743 --> 00:31:56,278
Don't walk, run.
638
00:31:56,823 --> 00:31:58,551
And you... (EXCLAIMS)
639
00:31:58,583 --> 00:31:59,639
- Ugh.
- (CLATTERS)
640
00:31:59,671 --> 00:32:01,302
Sorry.
641
00:32:01,334 --> 00:32:04,503
Um, you could do so much
better than that guy.
642
00:32:04,535 --> 00:32:07,670
You could be with,
like, a good guy.
643
00:32:08,566 --> 00:32:10,774
Or maybe I don't have
to be with any guy.
644
00:32:10,806 --> 00:32:13,303
Right? Exactly.
Most of them are awful.
645
00:32:13,335 --> 00:32:15,063
- They really are.
- Terrible.
646
00:32:15,095 --> 00:32:16,406
Yeah, do whatever
you wanna do.
647
00:32:18,198 --> 00:32:20,182
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)
648
00:32:23,350 --> 00:32:24,918
You're my best friend, Buddy.
649
00:32:24,950 --> 00:32:27,158
And you don't
have to be scared.
650
00:32:27,190 --> 00:32:30,006
If you change your mind,
I'll be around.
651
00:32:35,766 --> 00:32:38,103
MOUSER: Yo, Keys, our
Blue Shirt Guy is everywhere.
652
00:32:39,031 --> 00:32:40,087
KEYS: I know.
653
00:32:40,119 --> 00:32:41,526
MOUSER: Who is this guy?
654
00:32:55,702 --> 00:32:57,175
(INDISTINCT CHATTER ON RADIO)
655
00:33:09,398 --> 00:33:10,903
I'm here.
656
00:33:10,935 --> 00:33:12,599
I really appreciate
this, Keys.
657
00:33:12,631 --> 00:33:14,423
KEYS: Okay. Just to be clear,
658
00:33:14,455 --> 00:33:17,303
all I'm doing right now
is opening the door.
659
00:33:17,335 --> 00:33:20,566
If this clip really does prove that
Antwan reused our code illegally,
660
00:33:20,598 --> 00:33:21,750
go find it and get out.
661
00:33:22,903 --> 00:33:27,031
Player's doing the jewelry
store mission in midtown.
662
00:33:27,063 --> 00:33:28,566
That gives you 5 minutes.
663
00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,150
And go.
664
00:33:40,758 --> 00:33:43,191
Keys, you're a goddamn genius.
665
00:33:43,223 --> 00:33:44,407
KEYS: Really?
666
00:33:44,439 --> 00:33:45,750
I'm sitting on the toilet right
now, stealing user codes,
667
00:33:45,782 --> 00:33:47,542
so I don't exactly
feel like one.
668
00:33:47,574 --> 00:33:48,951
Oh, you never have.
669
00:33:48,983 --> 00:33:51,031
Good thing I know better.
670
00:33:51,063 --> 00:33:54,294
KEYS: All right. The clip you're looking
for should be on the wall to your left.
671
00:33:54,326 --> 00:33:56,150
- Thanks for the assist.
- You got it.
672
00:33:56,182 --> 00:33:57,655
I hope it has the proof
you're looking for.
673
00:34:11,191 --> 00:34:12,983
(ALARM BLARING)
674
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:23,319
Keys! I need your help!
675
00:34:23,351 --> 00:34:25,078
He's got that place
booby-trapped with spawn points.
676
00:34:25,110 --> 00:34:26,327
Millie, I can't help you.
677
00:34:33,590 --> 00:34:35,542
(MOTORBIKE REVVING)
678
00:34:37,719 --> 00:34:39,382
(MEN GRUNT)
679
00:34:46,966 --> 00:34:48,118
Blue Shirt Guy?
680
00:34:48,150 --> 00:34:51,862
It's a Henley. Was that cool?
It felt really cool.
681
00:34:51,894 --> 00:34:55,191
You look really pretty.
Wow, this house is so nice.
682
00:35:02,390 --> 00:35:03,799
What are you doing here?
683
00:35:03,831 --> 00:35:06,422
I was trying to steal a video
clip, now we're trying not to die.
684
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:08,503
Who are you talking to?
685
00:35:10,166 --> 00:35:13,495
You know, that player
in the NPC skin.
686
00:35:13,527 --> 00:35:15,798
Millie, there are no other
players in that house.
687
00:35:16,918 --> 00:35:19,159
- (GROANS)
- That actually hurt my hand.
688
00:35:19,191 --> 00:35:20,215
Get down!
689
00:35:21,335 --> 00:35:22,646
- (YELLS)
- (GRUNTS)
690
00:35:25,815 --> 00:35:26,839
(GROANS)
691
00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,375
(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
692
00:35:59,415 --> 00:36:00,535
(CAR HORN HONKS)
693
00:36:05,878 --> 00:36:06,871
- (BONE CRACKS)
- (GROANS)
694
00:36:06,903 --> 00:36:09,847
(YELLS) I'm sorry!
Oh, God! (GAGS)
695
00:36:14,071 --> 00:36:15,413
We're doing great.
696
00:36:23,735 --> 00:36:25,207
(REVVING)
697
00:36:26,582 --> 00:36:27,639
Wow!
698
00:36:27,671 --> 00:36:29,718
(GRUNTS)
699
00:36:29,750 --> 00:36:31,191
We should definitely go!
700
00:36:32,598 --> 00:36:33,815
Oh, shit!
701
00:36:40,630 --> 00:36:42,839
- Is that a Glock in your pocket?
- No.
702
00:36:42,871 --> 00:36:44,726
- What?
- It's two Glocks.
703
00:36:45,782 --> 00:36:46,997
Oh!
704
00:36:53,559 --> 00:36:55,127
(TIRES SCREECHING)
705
00:37:01,397 --> 00:37:02,871
(MEN GROANING)
706
00:37:05,237 --> 00:37:07,351
(ROMANTIC MUSIC RESUMES)
707
00:37:17,911 --> 00:37:19,927
I don't suppose
this thing can fly.
708
00:37:19,959 --> 00:37:21,143
(LAUGHS) No.
709
00:37:21,175 --> 00:37:22,199
Jump.
710
00:37:22,903 --> 00:37:23,991
Wow!
711
00:37:25,046 --> 00:37:27,703
Whoa! (LAUGHING)
712
00:37:30,839 --> 00:37:31,862
(EXHALES)
713
00:37:35,479 --> 00:37:36,917
Oh, shit.
714
00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:40,119
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
715
00:37:51,062 --> 00:37:52,759
Good morning, sheeple!
716
00:37:52,791 --> 00:37:54,327
Oh, you are fired.
717
00:37:54,359 --> 00:37:56,663
There is some concern with the bloody
zombies, retailers won't carry the game.
718
00:37:56,695 --> 00:37:58,359
Cut it. It's out.
Never even happened. Next.
719
00:37:58,390 --> 00:37:59,511
It's your lawyers.
They need to get your deposition...
720
00:37:59,543 --> 00:38:02,199
Speak. Which lawsuit
are we talking about?
721
00:38:02,230 --> 00:38:04,823
Millie, Millie Rusk?
No sweat.
722
00:38:04,854 --> 00:38:06,391
That will never see
the inside of a courtroom...
723
00:38:06,422 --> 00:38:09,462
because she's got no proof and
her ex-partner works for me.
724
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:10,486
We're golden.
725
00:38:10,517 --> 00:38:11,959
Antwan, hey. You look great.
726
00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:13,494
Uh, I thought you were
still at Burning Man.
727
00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:15,926
Oh, does it look like
I'm still at Burning Man?
728
00:38:15,959 --> 00:38:16,982
You, you, you...
729
00:38:17,015 --> 00:38:19,031
No. So, shut your stupid,
bearded face and listen.
730
00:38:19,062 --> 00:38:21,719
You heard about the asshole running
around in the game who looks like an NPC?
731
00:38:21,751 --> 00:38:24,407
Yeah, yeah. We call him Blue Shirt Guy.
But we're gonna get rid of him.
732
00:38:24,439 --> 00:38:27,735
Don't get rid of him. People like him.
It's all over social media. No.
733
00:38:27,766 --> 00:38:30,743
In fact, know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna use the skin in Free City 2.
734
00:38:30,774 --> 00:38:34,135
Oh, art nerds! We're gonna make some
upgrades to Blue Shirt, all right?
735
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,119
'Roid him out. Make him
a hitman or something.
736
00:38:36,151 --> 00:38:39,159
Antwan, we're already way behind
porting over the skins from Free City 1.
737
00:38:39,191 --> 00:38:40,630
ANTWAN: Skins?
Don't even worry about that.
738
00:38:40,663 --> 00:38:42,391
They won't be usable
in Free City 2.
739
00:38:42,423 --> 00:38:44,086
KEYS: Antwan,
you told the fans...
740
00:38:44,117 --> 00:38:45,847
Free City 2 is backwards compatible.
It was in the commercial.
741
00:38:45,879 --> 00:38:48,118
You said there'd be the same
characters in the sequel.
742
00:38:48,151 --> 00:38:51,383
Well, here's the thing.
When I said that, I was lying.
743
00:38:51,415 --> 00:38:53,783
Listen, Antwan, the game
is already buggier than ever.
744
00:38:53,814 --> 00:38:55,319
I got a stack of user
complaints, like a mile high.
745
00:38:55,351 --> 00:38:56,887
Look, I know it sucks.
746
00:38:56,919 --> 00:39:01,046
But the IP recognition is rock hard.
Okay? So don't even worry about it.
747
00:39:01,079 --> 00:39:04,215
I'm just saying,
we could make an original game.
748
00:39:04,246 --> 00:39:05,687
ANTWAN: What?
749
00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:07,862
Make an original? Why would I do
that when I could make a sequel?
750
00:39:07,895 --> 00:39:08,887
A sequel.
751
00:39:08,919 --> 00:39:10,231
So we can make it better?
752
00:39:10,263 --> 00:39:13,014
IPs and sequels,
that is the thing that people want.
753
00:39:13,047 --> 00:39:14,230
- Let me ask you a question.
- Okay.
754
00:39:14,263 --> 00:39:15,735
You love Kentucky
Fried Chicken, right?
755
00:39:15,766 --> 00:39:17,270
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm.
- No.
756
00:39:17,303 --> 00:39:19,703
If you love Kentucky Fried Chicken,
and I make Kentucky Fried Chicken,
757
00:39:19,734 --> 00:39:21,654
and I know that you love
Kentucky Fried Chicken,
758
00:39:21,687 --> 00:39:23,126
why would I make
another restaurant called,
759
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,463
uh, I don't know,
"Albuquerque Boiled Turkey"?
760
00:39:25,494 --> 00:39:27,286
- Okay? Makes no sense, homie.
- MOUSER: Mmm-hmm. No sense.
761
00:39:27,318 --> 00:39:31,383
What am I gonna give you? A sequel.
Kentucky Fried Chicken-Chicken, Part Two.
762
00:39:31,414 --> 00:39:33,719
MOUSER: Uh, yum.
Drop the deuce on him.
763
00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:35,927
Come on. Come here. Come here.
764
00:39:35,958 --> 00:39:37,335
I don't want you to stress
765
00:39:37,367 --> 00:39:39,319
that glorious shampoo commercial
head of yours about it.
766
00:39:39,350 --> 00:39:42,647
Free City 2 is gonna
be jumunjious.
767
00:39:42,678 --> 00:39:44,598
That's not a word.
768
00:39:45,943 --> 00:39:47,894
You sure you don't wanna
bump up to programming?
769
00:39:47,927 --> 00:39:50,647
I know you got
the brains for it.
770
00:39:50,679 --> 00:39:52,982
No thanks. I'm good
right where I am.
771
00:39:54,743 --> 00:39:59,158
Love it. Fear of flying.
Can't say I can relate.
772
00:39:59,191 --> 00:40:01,559
But all good with me if I
don't have to pay you more.
773
00:40:01,591 --> 00:40:03,159
Antwan out.
774
00:40:04,054 --> 00:40:05,174
(SIGHS)
775
00:40:11,063 --> 00:40:12,694
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
776
00:40:13,336 --> 00:40:14,839
Who is this guy?
777
00:40:22,711 --> 00:40:23,766
MOLOTOVGIRL: Wow!
778
00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,367
GUY: I took your advice.
779
00:40:27,223 --> 00:40:28,343
I leveled up.
780
00:40:29,239 --> 00:40:30,647
Impressive.
781
00:40:32,023 --> 00:40:34,039
Why are you
doing all of this?
782
00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:38,039
You know, I guess
I felt... trapped.
783
00:40:39,062 --> 00:40:40,694
You know, in my life.
784
00:40:40,727 --> 00:40:42,679
I just felt so...
785
00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:44,439
Stuck.
786
00:40:45,782 --> 00:40:49,014
Yeah. And then I saw you.
787
00:40:50,327 --> 00:40:52,087
Then I saw you.
788
00:40:52,822 --> 00:40:54,070
Who are you?
789
00:40:54,647 --> 00:40:55,831
I'm Guy.
790
00:40:55,863 --> 00:40:58,039
No, who are you really?
791
00:40:58,070 --> 00:40:58,870
Still Guy.
792
00:40:58,903 --> 00:41:03,511
All of this,
leveling up so fast.
793
00:41:03,543 --> 00:41:06,006
Giving this whole
world the finger.
794
00:41:06,039 --> 00:41:07,287
How are you pulling this off?
795
00:41:07,318 --> 00:41:10,198
I've never given anyone
any of my fingers.
796
00:41:10,231 --> 00:41:11,991
(CLICKS TONGUE,
WHISPERS) You work at Soonami, don't you?
797
00:41:12,022 --> 00:41:13,752
- No.
- You've got an inside track.
798
00:41:13,783 --> 00:41:15,415
- I work at the bank.
- Right. The bank.
799
00:41:15,446 --> 00:41:19,607
So, you're just this incredible hacker
who happens to work at the bank.
800
00:41:19,638 --> 00:41:21,143
Yes, I work at the bank.
801
00:41:21,175 --> 00:41:23,222
Where did you get that skin?
802
00:41:24,343 --> 00:41:26,006
It's always
sort of been there.
803
00:41:26,039 --> 00:41:28,342
Why do people keep
asking me that question?
804
00:41:28,374 --> 00:41:30,294
I don't know, why do they?
805
00:41:33,207 --> 00:41:36,214
No, no.
Not doing that. I...
806
00:41:37,078 --> 00:41:38,582
What's happening right now?
807
00:41:38,615 --> 00:41:40,470
I don't know,
but I don't buy it.
808
00:41:40,502 --> 00:41:41,782
No.
809
00:41:41,814 --> 00:41:43,671
- Okay, fine. I'll forget it.
- Fine. Good.
810
00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:45,079
- I'll let it go.
- Yes.
811
00:41:45,496 --> 00:41:46,678
Great.
812
00:41:46,711 --> 00:41:48,215
We all have
our secrets, I guess.
813
00:41:48,246 --> 00:41:49,847
Yes, we do.
814
00:41:52,471 --> 00:41:53,431
Hey.
815
00:41:54,839 --> 00:41:56,695
Do you like ice cream?
816
00:41:56,726 --> 00:41:59,832
MOLOTOVGIRL: I can't believe
I've never been here.
817
00:41:59,863 --> 00:42:01,686
Well, it's sort of a secret.
818
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:05,335
That's why me and my buddy, Buddy,
always come here. It's quiet and safe.
819
00:42:05,366 --> 00:42:06,998
Yeah, it makes sense.
820
00:42:08,119 --> 00:42:10,614
No missions here.
821
00:42:10,647 --> 00:42:13,814
Oh, you gotta try this.
You're gonna think I'm crazy.
822
00:42:13,847 --> 00:42:15,382
This is my favorite flavor
in the whole world.
823
00:42:15,414 --> 00:42:16,503
We'll take two
of the usual, please.
824
00:42:16,534 --> 00:42:17,783
ICE CREAM VENDOR:
You got it, Guy.
825
00:42:17,815 --> 00:42:19,799
It's bubble gum flavor.
826
00:42:19,830 --> 00:42:21,559
You think I'm
crazy, don't you?
827
00:42:21,590 --> 00:42:22,615
Guy...
828
00:42:22,646 --> 00:42:25,655
Get out of my brain hole!
I love bubble gum ice cream.
829
00:42:25,687 --> 00:42:27,575
No, you don't.
Are you making fun of me right now?
830
00:42:27,607 --> 00:42:29,974
No! Nobody likes
bubble gum ice cream.
831
00:42:30,007 --> 00:42:31,030
No, I do.
832
00:42:31,063 --> 00:42:32,407
I had a relationship end
over bubble gum ice cream.
833
00:42:32,440 --> 00:42:33,622
- No way. Here.
- Yeah.
834
00:42:33,654 --> 00:42:35,222
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
835
00:42:35,255 --> 00:42:36,471
Mmm.
836
00:42:36,502 --> 00:42:37,814
How good is that?
837
00:42:37,847 --> 00:42:38,934
You can taste it?
838
00:42:38,966 --> 00:42:42,487
Taste it? It's like my tongue
had a baby with a sunrise.
839
00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:43,766
- MOLOTOVGIRL: Mmm-hmm?
- Mmm.
840
00:42:45,016 --> 00:42:46,776
Coffee used to be
my favorite food,
841
00:42:46,807 --> 00:42:49,270
but compared to this,
it tastes like liquid suffering.
842
00:42:49,303 --> 00:42:51,287
- (LAUGHS)
- What?
843
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:52,310
(LAUGHING)
844
00:42:53,911 --> 00:42:56,694
Nothing. You're funny.
845
00:42:57,878 --> 00:42:59,256
- I am?
- Yeah.
846
00:42:59,287 --> 00:43:01,622
Weird funny. (CHUCKLES)
847
00:43:01,654 --> 00:43:04,151
But that's kind of my speed.
848
00:43:04,183 --> 00:43:06,231
Weird funny, that's
totally my speed, too.
849
00:43:06,262 --> 00:43:08,182
- Great.
- Yeah. I know a joke.
850
00:43:08,214 --> 00:43:09,750
A weird funny joke.
You wanna hear it?
851
00:43:09,782 --> 00:43:11,447
- Please.
- Okay.
852
00:43:11,479 --> 00:43:15,991
A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair
are trying to murder a very small child...
853
00:43:16,022 --> 00:43:18,456
- The cripple says to the homosexual...
- Whoa. Stop, stop.
854
00:43:18,487 --> 00:43:20,566
Stop! Where did you hear that?
855
00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,999
A robbery. The gunman
told it to the driver
856
00:43:23,030 --> 00:43:26,231
who thought it was hilarious,
so I memorized it and told everyone.
857
00:43:26,263 --> 00:43:27,959
Word of advice?
858
00:43:27,990 --> 00:43:31,126
Don't crib your jokes
from the trolls of Free City.
859
00:43:31,158 --> 00:43:32,214
Trolls?
860
00:43:32,247 --> 00:43:33,654
Is that a swing set?
861
00:43:57,880 --> 00:43:59,222
Holy...
862
00:44:06,807 --> 00:44:09,047
MOLOTOVGIRL: Okay,
this is too weird.
863
00:44:09,078 --> 00:44:12,023
Vintage Mariah, bubble gum ice
cream, and now swings?
864
00:44:12,054 --> 00:44:14,391
- This is too weird.
- I thought the same thing, too.
865
00:44:14,422 --> 00:44:15,767
I thought the same thing.
866
00:44:15,798 --> 00:44:18,806
When I was younger,
I was obsessed with swings.
867
00:44:20,151 --> 00:44:22,071
Growing up in
my family, it was...
868
00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:24,727
(SIGHS) You don't
wanna hear this. No.
869
00:44:24,760 --> 00:44:26,806
Oh, I wanna hear everything.
870
00:44:26,838 --> 00:44:28,406
(HESITATES) Oh.
871
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:31,638
Growing up in my family,
it wasn't good enough to be great.
872
00:44:31,671 --> 00:44:35,351
You had to win,
and that pressure, you know,
873
00:44:35,383 --> 00:44:37,783
it was just constant.
874
00:44:37,814 --> 00:44:41,206
But when I was in the backyard
on that little swing...
875
00:44:41,238 --> 00:44:42,422
You know that moment,
876
00:44:42,454 --> 00:44:46,231
that split second between
rising and falling,
877
00:44:46,262 --> 00:44:48,374
when you're totally weightless,
it feels like you're free.
878
00:44:48,407 --> 00:44:49,398
In love.
879
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:51,511
Free. What you said. Yeah.
880
00:44:54,167 --> 00:44:56,280
I really wanna kiss you.
Is that weird?
881
00:44:57,496 --> 00:44:58,870
You want to kiss me?
882
00:45:00,311 --> 00:45:02,422
I wanna kiss you so badly.
883
00:45:02,454 --> 00:45:03,863
You want to kiss me badly?
884
00:45:03,894 --> 00:45:05,238
- No!
- No?
885
00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:07,096
No, no, no, no, no.
I wanna kiss you well.
886
00:45:07,126 --> 00:45:08,598
I mean, I'm an idiot,
887
00:45:08,630 --> 00:45:10,231
so I say things
like an idiot sometimes.
888
00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,735
No, you're not. You're not.
889
00:45:11,767 --> 00:45:13,142
I mean, um,
890
00:45:14,006 --> 00:45:16,471
uh, if you know
how to, go for it.
891
00:45:16,503 --> 00:45:17,782
I know how.
892
00:45:18,934 --> 00:45:19,894
Okay.
893
00:45:21,943 --> 00:45:23,478
Here it goes.
894
00:45:30,136 --> 00:45:31,447
(SILENCE DESCENDS)
895
00:45:37,623 --> 00:45:39,415
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
896
00:45:44,566 --> 00:45:48,887
That was so much
better than ice cream.
897
00:45:48,918 --> 00:45:50,200
- (CHUCKLING)
- Whoa!
898
00:45:50,231 --> 00:45:51,798
I think someone's
at the door.
899
00:45:51,830 --> 00:45:52,887
I'll say.
900
00:45:52,920 --> 00:45:54,582
Well, this was great.
901
00:45:54,614 --> 00:45:57,720
- Yeah, it was.
- Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah?
902
00:45:57,751 --> 00:45:59,607
Yes. Definitely.
903
00:45:59,639 --> 00:46:01,174
Maybe in the real world.
904
00:46:01,207 --> 00:46:02,551
What?
905
00:46:02,583 --> 00:46:03,926
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
906
00:46:03,958 --> 00:46:05,399
- Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
907
00:46:06,646 --> 00:46:08,503
Bye, Molotov.
908
00:46:08,536 --> 00:46:12,438
Hey... my real name is Millie.
909
00:46:13,398 --> 00:46:17,238
My real name
continues to be Guy.
910
00:46:22,166 --> 00:46:23,639
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
911
00:46:23,671 --> 00:46:26,424
KEYS: Millie, open up! Millie, it's
me, it's Keys! Open up! Come on!
912
00:46:26,455 --> 00:46:29,399
(CONTINUES KNOCKING)
Millie! It's me, open up!
913
00:46:29,431 --> 00:46:31,702
- What?
- You were right.
914
00:46:31,734 --> 00:46:33,654
- You were right.
- Oh, come on in.
915
00:46:33,686 --> 00:46:36,215
You were right.
Our code, it is in Free City
916
00:46:36,247 --> 00:46:38,807
and, Millie, it works.
917
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,471
Yeah, I know.
But we don't have proof.
918
00:46:40,502 --> 00:46:42,454
KEYS: Just forget about
that for one second.
919
00:46:42,487 --> 00:46:44,631
I'm saying that
our game, Life Itself,
920
00:46:44,664 --> 00:46:47,671
where characters would grow
and change and feel real...
921
00:46:47,703 --> 00:46:48,823
- Yeah?
- ...worked.
922
00:46:48,856 --> 00:46:50,519
- Keys.
- The AI worked.
923
00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:53,846
It's the reason why Free City is so
realistic and people love it so much.
924
00:46:53,878 --> 00:46:55,798
And of course it doesn't
look the same.
925
00:46:55,831 --> 00:46:58,646
There's no waterfalls,
there's no butterflies and unicorns,
926
00:46:58,678 --> 00:47:01,303
all the characters have different skins.
Of course they do.
927
00:47:01,336 --> 00:47:05,975
But the underlying code in the
game is the same. Our code.
928
00:47:06,007 --> 00:47:07,574
And Guy, I mean,
he has evolved way further
929
00:47:07,607 --> 00:47:08,951
than we thought
was even possible.
930
00:47:08,983 --> 00:47:11,158
Wait, are you talking about
the hacker in the NPC skin?
931
00:47:11,191 --> 00:47:14,680
Millie, I'm talking about the
fact that Blue Shirt Guy...
932
00:47:14,711 --> 00:47:15,766
MILLIE: Yeah?
933
00:47:15,798 --> 00:47:17,560
...is not a player.
934
00:47:17,591 --> 00:47:20,440
He is an algorithm
who thinks he's alive.
935
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:22,582
I mean, hell,
technically, he is alive.
936
00:47:22,614 --> 00:47:26,710
He is the first real
artificial intelligence.
937
00:47:28,023 --> 00:47:29,847
- (EXCLAIMS) No! No.
- KEYS: I know.
938
00:47:29,879 --> 00:47:31,222
- No, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah.
939
00:47:31,254 --> 00:47:32,791
- Guy? My Guy?
- KEYS: Guy.
940
00:47:32,823 --> 00:47:34,006
- One who has been...
- Your Guy?
941
00:47:34,038 --> 00:47:35,382
- Holy...
- KEYS: This is a good thing.
942
00:47:35,414 --> 00:47:36,727
No, it's really bad.
943
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:40,182
Millie, his code, it's thousands
of times the size it should be.
944
00:47:40,214 --> 00:47:42,263
We did it, Mills.
945
00:47:42,295 --> 00:47:46,167
We did it. Everything that we wanted
to create, it actually happened.
946
00:47:46,199 --> 00:47:49,879
Okay? Did you know that the
NPCs have private lives?
947
00:47:49,911 --> 00:47:52,023
One of the baristas learned how to make
a cappuccino through trial and error.
948
00:47:52,055 --> 00:47:54,294
I mean, that's really difficult.
I can't even do that.
949
00:47:54,326 --> 00:47:56,470
I can't even froth my own
oat milk in the morning.
950
00:47:56,502 --> 00:47:58,903
And the Bombshell
character in the game
951
00:47:58,935 --> 00:48:01,687
wrote a memoir that's
a searing indictment
952
00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,319
of gender roles,
the patriarchy...
953
00:48:03,351 --> 00:48:05,399
It's a little preachy in parts,
but overall, it's pretty good.
954
00:48:05,431 --> 00:48:06,710
Millie, we have
to celebrate!
955
00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:08,151
- No, this can't be happening.
- What are you talking about?
956
00:48:08,183 --> 00:48:10,870
- This is what we've been working for!
- No, I let him kiss me!
957
00:48:12,215 --> 00:48:13,718
So, yeah.
958
00:48:15,638 --> 00:48:16,695
(CHUCKLES)
959
00:48:16,728 --> 00:48:18,550
I'm sorry, wait,
you let who kiss you?
960
00:48:18,582 --> 00:48:19,575
MILLIE: Guy.
961
00:48:20,631 --> 00:48:21,783
Guy?
962
00:48:21,815 --> 00:48:26,134
The first time I kiss a
non-toxic guy in like forever
963
00:48:26,166 --> 00:48:28,854
and of course
he's not even real!
964
00:48:28,886 --> 00:48:30,295
Uh, there's not
a button for that.
965
00:48:31,159 --> 00:48:32,566
Oh, he found the button.
966
00:48:32,598 --> 00:48:33,942
- Okay.
- MILLIE: Yeah.
967
00:48:33,975 --> 00:48:36,406
- I am... I'm so confused.
- Why is it so hot?
968
00:48:36,438 --> 00:48:38,200
KEYS: And surprisingly
curious.
969
00:48:38,231 --> 00:48:41,688
(CHUCKLES) You let
an artificially intelligent
970
00:48:41,719 --> 00:48:43,286
- video game character kiss you?
- Oh, okay,
971
00:48:43,318 --> 00:48:44,311
can you just stop
saying it like that?
972
00:48:44,342 --> 00:48:45,366
And then you
thought that would be...
973
00:48:45,398 --> 00:48:47,094
Because you have
got to meet him, Keys.
974
00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:50,070
He's funny, and he's sweet,
and he's so handsome.
975
00:48:50,102 --> 00:48:52,311
Oh, my God,
now I'm saying it out loud.
976
00:48:52,343 --> 00:48:56,311
Also, Millie, food for
thought, he's like four.
977
00:48:56,343 --> 00:48:57,399
(BOTH CHUCKLING)
978
00:48:57,431 --> 00:48:58,999
- Really? You're gonna do that?
- Really.
979
00:48:59,031 --> 00:49:00,855
Wow, you just made
that really creepy.
980
00:49:00,888 --> 00:49:02,263
(BOTH LAUGHING)
981
00:49:02,295 --> 00:49:04,310
Millie, put all that aside. Weird or
not, when people find out about this,
982
00:49:04,342 --> 00:49:06,999
you could win a Nobel Prize.
Oh, God.
983
00:49:07,031 --> 00:49:08,023
What?
984
00:49:08,055 --> 00:49:09,879
Oh, my God,
if they see this...
985
00:49:09,911 --> 00:49:11,094
- MILLIE: What? What is it?
- Oh!
986
00:49:11,126 --> 00:49:13,014
KEYS: Antwan. What else?
987
00:49:13,046 --> 00:49:15,383
He's lying.
He lied about using our code,
988
00:49:15,415 --> 00:49:17,686
he's been lying about the game
being backwards compatible.
989
00:49:17,718 --> 00:49:19,159
I think he's lying
about Free City 1.
990
00:49:19,191 --> 00:49:20,407
What are you talking about?
991
00:49:20,439 --> 00:49:23,863
KEYS: Look. You see? There's not
one mission, not one location...
992
00:49:23,895 --> 00:49:26,199
I mean, there's not even a single
character from Free City 1 on here.
993
00:49:26,231 --> 00:49:27,606
Free City 2
is not an update...
994
00:49:27,638 --> 00:49:29,111
- It's a replacement.
- Exactly.
995
00:49:29,143 --> 00:49:30,711
So when Free City 2
launches on Monday...
996
00:49:30,743 --> 00:49:34,102
Blue Shirt Guy, all proof of our
code, everything will be deleted.
997
00:49:34,134 --> 00:49:35,767
He can't do that.
998
00:49:35,799 --> 00:49:38,806
I mean, this is artificial life we're
dealing with. I mean, that's insane.
999
00:49:42,167 --> 00:49:43,255
We're screwed.
1000
00:49:43,991 --> 00:49:45,718
Maybe not.
1001
00:49:45,750 --> 00:49:47,895
If we can find our
original build in the game,
1002
00:49:47,927 --> 00:49:50,646
it'll prove that Antwan used our
code without properly licensing it.
1003
00:49:50,679 --> 00:49:53,015
And we just have to find it
before Free City 2 launches.
1004
00:49:53,047 --> 00:49:54,294
We have 48 hours.
1005
00:49:54,326 --> 00:49:55,895
I've looked, Keys.
You know I have.
1006
00:49:55,927 --> 00:49:57,110
I know you have.
1007
00:49:57,142 --> 00:49:59,607
But now that we both know
about Blue Shirt Guy,
1008
00:49:59,639 --> 00:50:01,078
maybe he can help?
1009
00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:03,351
That would mean
I'd have to tell him.
1010
00:50:03,383 --> 00:50:06,327
Millie, he's not gonna exist
once the sequel launches.
1011
00:50:07,575 --> 00:50:09,463
His whole world's
about to end.
1012
00:50:09,495 --> 00:50:11,702
Don't you think
he'd want a chance to save it?
1013
00:50:13,654 --> 00:50:15,831
- ICE CREAM VENDOR: Here you go.
- Thank you.
1014
00:50:15,863 --> 00:50:17,879
- You got it.
- MILLIE: Guy?
1015
00:50:17,911 --> 00:50:19,158
Hey! Hi!
1016
00:50:19,190 --> 00:50:20,663
Guy, we need to talk.
1017
00:50:20,695 --> 00:50:23,351
What's going on with your voice?
Where's your Australian accent?
1018
00:50:23,383 --> 00:50:24,375
British.
1019
00:50:24,407 --> 00:50:26,870
I think I know an Australian
accent when I see one.
1020
00:50:26,902 --> 00:50:28,407
I turned off
the accent filter.
1021
00:50:29,718 --> 00:50:30,934
This is me.
1022
00:50:31,287 --> 00:50:32,311
Good.
1023
00:50:32,343 --> 00:50:34,423
Look, I have to tell you
something really important.
1024
00:50:34,455 --> 00:50:35,702
- Are you married?
- (GASPS)
1025
00:50:35,734 --> 00:50:36,534
No.
1026
00:50:36,566 --> 00:50:39,767
- Oh, God.
- (BOTH LAUGHING)
1027
00:50:39,799 --> 00:50:41,783
That would have been like
the worst thing ever.
1028
00:50:41,815 --> 00:50:43,639
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Maybe not the worst thing.
1029
00:50:43,959 --> 00:50:45,078
Huh.
1030
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:46,743
I have to show you something.
1031
00:50:47,863 --> 00:50:49,014
Okay.
1032
00:50:50,038 --> 00:50:52,022
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1033
00:50:54,135 --> 00:50:54,999
Wow!
1034
00:50:55,031 --> 00:50:57,015
I always wondered
what was in here.
1035
00:50:57,047 --> 00:50:59,351
ANNOUNCER: (ON SPEAKERS)
Tune in to the Kill Cam
1036
00:50:59,383 --> 00:51:00,791
for more of today's highlights
1037
00:51:00,823 --> 00:51:04,823
of every bloody, bullet-ridden
corner of Free City.
1038
00:51:04,855 --> 00:51:06,390
PHYLLIS: (ON TV) Has anyone
seen my cat?
1039
00:51:06,422 --> 00:51:10,966
GUY: Hey, that's Phyllis.
She's always losing her cats.
1040
00:51:10,998 --> 00:51:14,615
And there's Joe! He's
my friend, I know that guy.
1041
00:51:14,647 --> 00:51:16,567
I don't get it.
What is this place?
1042
00:51:16,599 --> 00:51:21,015
There is no easy way to say
this, but this city is a game.
1043
00:51:21,047 --> 00:51:23,446
There's no easy way to say
this, I know it's a game.
1044
00:51:23,478 --> 00:51:25,303
You taught me how to play it.
(PLAYFULLY) Boop-boop.
1045
00:51:25,335 --> 00:51:26,679
MILLIE: Yes,
you're right, I did.
1046
00:51:26,711 --> 00:51:30,390
But it's not just that it's like a game.
It is a game.
1047
00:51:30,423 --> 00:51:33,719
It's a video game.
And that's all it is.
1048
00:51:33,751 --> 00:51:36,599
So the entire world is a game?
1049
00:51:36,631 --> 00:51:37,687
Yes.
1050
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,607
And we're all just
players in the game?
1051
00:51:39,639 --> 00:51:41,813
Not exactly.
1052
00:51:42,710 --> 00:51:44,151
I'm a player.
1053
00:51:44,183 --> 00:51:47,670
All these people here are players.
We live in the real world.
1054
00:51:47,703 --> 00:51:49,366
But you only exist here.
1055
00:51:49,398 --> 00:51:52,055
It's why you can
never leave Free City.
1056
00:51:52,087 --> 00:51:53,911
You're what we call an NPC.
1057
00:51:53,942 --> 00:51:55,126
NPC.
1058
00:51:55,158 --> 00:51:58,070
The policeman
and the muscular bunny rabbit,
1059
00:51:58,102 --> 00:51:59,319
they called me that.
What is an NPC?
1060
00:51:59,350 --> 00:52:00,727
- ANNOUNCER: Let's take...
- Just watch.
1061
00:52:00,759 --> 00:52:02,167
...another look
at that leaderboard.
1062
00:52:02,199 --> 00:52:03,415
ROBBER: (ON TV) Everybody
get down on the ground!
1063
00:52:03,447 --> 00:52:04,853
BANK MANAGER: (ON TV)
Nobody try to be a hero.
1064
00:52:04,886 --> 00:52:06,327
This will all be over soon.
1065
00:52:06,359 --> 00:52:07,543
I don't understand.
1066
00:52:07,575 --> 00:52:09,847
MILLIE: You're a
non-player character.
1067
00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:12,182
- GUY: Non...
- MILLIE: A background person.
1068
00:52:12,215 --> 00:52:15,511
Someone designed to make the
game more fun for real people.
1069
00:52:15,543 --> 00:52:17,655
Wait, hold on a second.
Just stop for a second.
1070
00:52:17,687 --> 00:52:18,967
I wanna make sure
I'm getting this straight.
1071
00:52:18,999 --> 00:52:21,046
I just wanna fully
understand here.
1072
00:52:21,078 --> 00:52:23,511
So, I'm fake?
1073
00:52:23,543 --> 00:52:26,838
The entire world is fake?
I'm not even a main character,
1074
00:52:26,870 --> 00:52:30,871
I'm just this idiot
who's in the background?
1075
00:52:30,903 --> 00:52:34,135
Millie, why are you even saying this?
I love you.
1076
00:52:34,166 --> 00:52:37,366
You only think that because
it's in your programming.
1077
00:52:43,319 --> 00:52:45,335
MILLIE: Guy, I need
you to listen to me.
1078
00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:48,086
In two days,
the game is gonna shut down. For good.
1079
00:52:48,119 --> 00:52:50,711
When this sequel launches,
this whole city,
1080
00:52:50,743 --> 00:52:53,015
you, all the people in it
who aren't players,
1081
00:52:53,047 --> 00:52:54,455
they'll be gone forever.
You need to listen.
1082
00:52:54,487 --> 00:52:57,431
My whole life, I felt like
there had to be something more.
1083
00:52:57,463 --> 00:52:59,573
And then I saw you.
1084
00:52:59,607 --> 00:53:02,615
And I knew I was right.
I was right!
1085
00:53:03,511 --> 00:53:05,911
And for a second,
I felt amazing.
1086
00:53:05,942 --> 00:53:07,766
- I know.
- Except you don't know.
1087
00:53:07,799 --> 00:53:10,583
Because we're not the same.
1088
00:53:10,615 --> 00:53:12,119
Isn't that what you said?
You said that.
1089
00:53:12,151 --> 00:53:14,327
We're not the same.
1090
00:53:14,359 --> 00:53:15,830
You're real.
1091
00:53:16,535 --> 00:53:18,167
And I'm what? I'm what?
1092
00:53:21,910 --> 00:53:22,999
You're not.
1093
00:53:26,102 --> 00:53:27,926
You're not.
1094
00:53:27,959 --> 00:53:31,543
Well, I may not be real,
but for a second there...
1095
00:53:31,575 --> 00:53:33,367
I felt pretty alive.
1096
00:53:34,775 --> 00:53:36,279
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC PLAYING)
1097
00:53:36,310 --> 00:53:37,622
(DISTANT FIRING)
1098
00:53:37,655 --> 00:53:38,902
(DISTANT EXPLOSION)
1099
00:53:40,247 --> 00:53:41,717
- (GRUNTS)
- (SNIFFS)
1100
00:53:44,311 --> 00:53:45,462
(GRUNTING)
1101
00:53:45,495 --> 00:53:47,477
(SIREN WAILING)
1102
00:53:48,406 --> 00:53:50,519
(DRAMATIC INSTRUMENTAL
MUSIC CONTINUES)
1103
00:53:56,214 --> 00:53:57,751
(WAVES RUSHING)
1104
00:53:58,583 --> 00:54:00,151
(PANTING)
1105
00:54:10,743 --> 00:54:11,767
(GRUNTS)
1106
00:54:12,215 --> 00:54:14,006
(DISTORTED BUZZING)
1107
00:54:32,631 --> 00:54:35,734
(SHOUTING) It's all a lie!
1108
00:54:40,790 --> 00:54:42,775
BUSINESSMAN: Have the quarterly
reports on my desk by Friday.
1109
00:54:42,806 --> 00:54:45,334
Quarterly reports.
My, what specific business lingo.
1110
00:54:45,367 --> 00:54:47,383
Wow. Life in the big city.
Ain't nothing like it.
1111
00:54:47,415 --> 00:54:48,566
- Until it crushes your soul.
- (DREAMER SHOUTS)
1112
00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:51,958
Has anyone seen my cat?
Has anyone seen my...
1113
00:54:51,991 --> 00:54:53,911
Your cats?
No, Phyllis, I haven't seen them.
1114
00:54:53,943 --> 00:54:57,814
But here's a revolutionary idea...
close your goddamn door.
1115
00:54:57,847 --> 00:55:00,086
It's not like they're climbing
on top of one another,
1116
00:55:00,119 --> 00:55:03,383
forming a little kitty tower,
and then jimmying the locks.
1117
00:55:03,414 --> 00:55:05,623
They don't have
thumbs, Phyllis.
1118
00:55:06,135 --> 00:55:07,670
No thumbs!
1119
00:55:07,703 --> 00:55:11,254
(LOUDLY) Don't you get it?
Don't any of you get it?
1120
00:55:11,287 --> 00:55:15,639
None of this matters! None of it!
It's fake! We don't matter!
1121
00:55:15,671 --> 00:55:18,455
That building, that's fake!
This street...
1122
00:55:18,486 --> 00:55:19,959
(STOMPS)
It's fake!
1123
00:55:19,990 --> 00:55:21,047
That car...
1124
00:55:21,079 --> 00:55:22,166
(CRASHES)
1125
00:55:22,199 --> 00:55:23,511
(BODY THUDS)
1126
00:55:27,159 --> 00:55:28,343
(PAINFULLY) Officer Johnny!
1127
00:55:28,374 --> 00:55:30,166
Have a good one, Guy.
1128
00:55:30,198 --> 00:55:32,183
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING DISTANTLY)
1129
00:55:37,686 --> 00:55:39,190
BUDDY: Oh, hey, uh...
1130
00:55:40,599 --> 00:55:41,814
Come in.
1131
00:55:47,063 --> 00:55:48,854
(CLOCK TICKING)
1132
00:55:51,318 --> 00:55:52,759
BUDDY: Here you go.
1133
00:55:52,790 --> 00:55:53,750
Thank you.
1134
00:55:54,806 --> 00:55:55,926
Buddy,
1135
00:55:55,959 --> 00:56:01,174
what would you do if you found
out that you weren't real?
1136
00:56:02,486 --> 00:56:03,542
What do you mean?
1137
00:56:04,214 --> 00:56:05,270
Pretend with me.
1138
00:56:05,303 --> 00:56:06,807
Okay, so...
(CHUCKLES)
1139
00:56:06,838 --> 00:56:08,694
Can I pretend
I'm a ghost?
1140
00:56:10,039 --> 00:56:11,126
Sure.
1141
00:56:11,159 --> 00:56:14,327
Oh. Do I look like how I look like now?
Or whenever I die?
1142
00:56:14,358 --> 00:56:15,478
Like, do I have
a funeral outfit on?
1143
00:56:15,511 --> 00:56:17,142
- This is kind of funeral...
- Doesn't matter.
1144
00:56:17,176 --> 00:56:18,487
(RAMBLING) ...but even though it's a
work uniform, 'cause I got a tie on.
1145
00:56:18,519 --> 00:56:20,439
Let's move on
from the concept, okay?
1146
00:56:20,951 --> 00:56:22,871
Got it. (LAUGHS)
1147
00:56:22,902 --> 00:56:25,878
I'm not a ghost.
I'm very disappointed,
1148
00:56:25,911 --> 00:56:27,479
- but I get it.
- Yeah.
1149
00:56:27,511 --> 00:56:31,894
I'm me, who I am right now,
and I'm just trying to help a friend.
1150
00:56:32,791 --> 00:56:36,376
I say, okay, so
what if I'm not real?
1151
00:56:36,407 --> 00:56:38,327
I'm sorry. "So what?"
1152
00:56:38,358 --> 00:56:39,351
Yeah. So what?
1153
00:56:39,382 --> 00:56:41,238
(SCOFFING) But if
you're not real,
1154
00:56:41,271 --> 00:56:43,735
doesn't that mean
that nothing you do matters?
1155
00:56:43,766 --> 00:56:46,646
What does that mean?
Look, brother, I am sitting here
1156
00:56:46,679 --> 00:56:50,423
with my best friend, trying to
help him get through a tough time.
1157
00:56:50,455 --> 00:56:54,999
Right? And even if I'm not
real, this moment is.
1158
00:56:56,087 --> 00:57:01,046
Right here, right now.
This moment is real.
1159
00:57:01,079 --> 00:57:04,855
I mean, what's more real than a person
tryin' to help someone they love?
1160
00:57:04,886 --> 00:57:09,655
Now, if that's not real,
I don't know what is.
1161
00:57:12,151 --> 00:57:14,582
Do you know the
other security guards?
1162
00:57:14,615 --> 00:57:16,087
I know 'em all. Why?
1163
00:57:16,727 --> 00:57:18,390
Hey, Buddy...
1164
00:57:18,422 --> 00:57:20,342
let's not have
a good day...
1165
00:57:21,496 --> 00:57:22,967
let's have a great day.
1166
00:57:24,312 --> 00:57:25,591
BUDDY: Guy, what are
we doin' here?
1167
00:57:25,623 --> 00:57:28,183
GUY: We're here to get a video
clip for my friend Millie.
1168
00:57:28,216 --> 00:57:29,846
Does this look intimidating?
1169
00:57:29,879 --> 00:57:32,182
I don't know, Guy.
How do you hold this thing?
1170
00:57:35,062 --> 00:57:36,439
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1171
00:57:39,542 --> 00:57:41,656
GUY: You have
something I want.
1172
00:57:41,687 --> 00:57:43,415
And you're gonna hand it over.
1173
00:57:43,446 --> 00:57:44,823
(SQUEAKING)
1174
00:57:45,527 --> 00:57:46,870
How'd you get in here?
1175
00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:49,015
BUDDY: Easy. I know
your security guard.
1176
00:57:49,687 --> 00:57:50,743
Jimmy?
1177
00:57:50,774 --> 00:57:51,767
His name is Luigi.
1178
00:57:51,799 --> 00:57:53,494
So if you took some time
to learn his name...
1179
00:57:53,527 --> 00:57:55,254
maybe he wouldn't
turn on you so quick.
1180
00:57:55,287 --> 00:57:58,936
I need a video clip, and
you're gonna give it to me.
1181
00:57:58,966 --> 00:58:00,662
Wait a minute, are you...
1182
00:58:01,590 --> 00:58:02,743
Are you Blue Shirt Guy?
1183
00:58:02,776 --> 00:58:04,214
Yeah, maybe.
1184
00:58:04,247 --> 00:58:06,807
(EXCLAIMS) Holy shit! You're Guy!
You're Blue Shirt Guy! It's you!
1185
00:58:06,838 --> 00:58:07,927
- Yeah.
- REVENJAMIN: I love you.
1186
00:58:07,958 --> 00:58:09,432
- You do? (LAUGHS)
- I mean...
1187
00:58:09,463 --> 00:58:10,774
I'm like a fan.
You're awesome.
1188
00:58:10,807 --> 00:58:12,086
You can have
anything you want.
1189
00:58:12,119 --> 00:58:13,079
Wait, hold on one second.
1190
00:58:13,110 --> 00:58:15,160
Gamers, listen up, this is
Revenjamin Buttons here.
1191
00:58:15,192 --> 00:58:16,471
I'm here with Guy.
1192
00:58:16,503 --> 00:58:18,870
The Guy, he's in my stash
house, and he's here to rob me.
1193
00:58:18,902 --> 00:58:19,960
(LAUGHS) Can I get a little...
1194
00:58:19,992 --> 00:58:23,062
- "what-what" for my followers, Guy?
- What?
1195
00:58:23,094 --> 00:58:24,727
Perfect. All right,
so what's happening is...
1196
00:58:24,760 --> 00:58:26,263
Guy's looking for a clip...
1197
00:58:26,294 --> 00:58:29,014
showing a walkthrough I did
to get to the secret level.
1198
00:58:30,678 --> 00:58:32,214
Who are you talking to?
1199
00:58:32,246 --> 00:58:33,496
(STIFLING LAUGHTER)
1200
00:58:33,526 --> 00:58:34,870
I'm sorry.
1201
00:58:34,903 --> 00:58:38,070
Who am I talking to?
It's just such a classic Guy line.
1202
00:58:38,102 --> 00:58:39,095
Right? (LAUGHS)
1203
00:58:39,127 --> 00:58:41,527
You're good.
Oh, anyway...
1204
00:58:41,558 --> 00:58:44,920
And you, you tried to steal it
from me with that Molotov chick.
1205
00:58:44,952 --> 00:58:46,038
(THROUGH SPEAKERS)
Her name's Millie.
1206
00:58:46,071 --> 00:58:48,183
- KEITH: Yeah. Wait, who?
- GUY: Millie.
1207
00:58:48,214 --> 00:58:49,846
(WHISPERING) I think
it's going really well.
1208
00:58:49,878 --> 00:58:52,822
I know. This is literally the first
time I took my gun out the holster.
1209
00:58:52,854 --> 00:58:54,359
Totally. Right?
1210
00:58:54,390 --> 00:58:57,431
Guy, I tried to go back through,
but the glitch is patched.
1211
00:58:57,463 --> 00:58:58,934
And I never found it again.
1212
00:58:58,967 --> 00:59:00,567
So I'm the only one that ever
saw what was on the other side.
1213
00:59:00,598 --> 00:59:02,039
But it's all here,
check it out.
1214
00:59:02,070 --> 00:59:04,663
It's pretty cool actually.
It's like a whole other world.
1215
00:59:04,694 --> 00:59:06,870
- This is it? This is the game clip?
- Yeah, that's it.
1216
00:59:06,902 --> 00:59:10,231
(GASPS) Can you do one,
single, just one solid for me?
1217
00:59:10,262 --> 00:59:11,670
- One thing, I'll stop asking, okay?
- Yeah.
1218
00:59:11,702 --> 00:59:13,334
Just say my catchphrase.
1219
00:59:13,367 --> 00:59:14,967
My viewers will just banana cream sandwich
all over themselves if you say it.
1220
00:59:14,998 --> 00:59:16,726
I love banana
cream sandwiches.
1221
00:59:16,758 --> 00:59:17,782
REVENJAMIN: Maybe not this
banana cream sandwich.
1222
00:59:17,814 --> 00:59:19,254
Yeah, this one.
1223
00:59:19,286 --> 00:59:20,983
Okay, perfect. Okay, so just
say, "You know what time it is?"
1224
00:59:21,014 --> 00:59:23,320
- You know what time it is?
- You know what time it is?
1225
00:59:23,351 --> 00:59:24,406
You know what time it is?
1226
00:59:24,438 --> 00:59:25,494
You know what time it is?
1227
00:59:25,527 --> 00:59:26,678
(IN DEEP VOICE) You know
what time it is?
1228
00:59:26,710 --> 00:59:28,120
REVENJAMIN: You know
what time it is?
1229
00:59:28,151 --> 00:59:29,623
(THREATENINGLY) You know
what time it is?
1230
00:59:29,654 --> 00:59:31,830
It's crime o'clock,
baby. Yeah.
1231
00:59:31,863 --> 00:59:32,920
It's crime o'cl...
1232
00:59:32,951 --> 00:59:34,198
But, no, I can't
say that. That's...
1233
00:59:34,231 --> 00:59:36,214
Okay. It's all right.
I'll say it myself.
1234
00:59:36,247 --> 00:59:38,134
- All right, you know what time it is?
- No.
1235
00:59:38,167 --> 00:59:40,087
It's crime o'cl...
(SHOUTS) Mom!
1236
00:59:40,118 --> 00:59:41,591
Mom! Are you
serious with the...
1237
00:59:41,623 --> 00:59:42,871
vacuum right now?
1238
00:59:42,902 --> 00:59:44,983
You really have to do that here?
I'm saying my...
1239
00:59:45,014 --> 00:59:46,486
catchphrase!
Everybody's watching!
1240
00:59:46,518 --> 00:59:47,671
- God!
- MOM: (SHOUTING) You're 22,
1241
00:59:47,702 --> 00:59:49,336
living in my house,
there is no God!
1242
00:59:49,366 --> 00:59:50,422
Sorry, Guy.
1243
00:59:50,454 --> 00:59:53,462
Thank you, Mr. Buttons.
We're gonna go.
1244
00:59:53,494 --> 00:59:55,191
No, no, no! No,
you gotta kill me.
1245
00:59:55,222 --> 00:59:57,016
- I'm sorry, what?
- You gotta kill me. Please kill me.
1246
00:59:57,046 --> 00:59:59,287
Give it to me, Daddy.
Give it to me! (EXCLAIMING)
1247
00:59:59,318 --> 01:00:01,463
No. Please don't do that.
Please don't do that.
1248
01:00:01,494 --> 01:00:03,703
We're not gonna hurt anybody.
I'm a good guy.
1249
01:00:03,736 --> 01:00:05,174
What? What'd you say?
1250
01:00:07,702 --> 01:00:08,887
That's deep.
1251
01:00:08,918 --> 01:00:09,847
No, it's not.
1252
01:00:09,878 --> 01:00:11,094
That's like I can
taste you, deep.
1253
01:00:11,126 --> 01:00:14,870
I want your help, Buddy.
I don't have the safeword.
1254
01:00:14,903 --> 01:00:15,926
I know what you want.
1255
01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:17,016
I don't want that.
1256
01:00:17,047 --> 01:00:18,071
Yeah, you do.
1257
01:00:18,103 --> 01:00:19,254
That's touching.
1258
01:00:19,287 --> 01:00:20,534
- They're touching.
- Yeah.
1259
01:00:21,016 --> 01:00:22,262
I know what you want.
1260
01:00:22,294 --> 01:00:23,574
Yes, I do.
1261
01:00:23,606 --> 01:00:26,134
You want a little bit
of that Free City Itchy Kitty.
1262
01:00:26,167 --> 01:00:27,894
- No.
- Uh-huh. Yes, you do.
1263
01:00:27,927 --> 01:00:29,782
GUY: The way you move,
it's almost dirty.
1264
01:00:29,814 --> 01:00:31,063
What about a little
Thanos Glove...
1265
01:00:31,094 --> 01:00:34,711
into a little bit
of Thanos Snap?
1266
01:00:34,742 --> 01:00:36,566
- Oh. That looked like it hurt.
- Yeah, a little bit.
1267
01:00:36,598 --> 01:00:37,783
A little Sunday Drive.
1268
01:00:37,814 --> 01:00:39,478
GUY: You have
a beautiful home.
1269
01:00:39,511 --> 01:00:42,743
- Snakey Man? No? No Snakey Man?
- GUY: Bye, Mr. Buttons.
1270
01:00:42,774 --> 01:00:45,271
Come on, give me one snake!
Just come on, man.
1271
01:00:45,302 --> 01:00:47,287
(SHOUTING) Mom!
Do not touch that sock!
1272
01:00:47,318 --> 01:00:49,046
I swear to God,
if you touch that sock...
1273
01:00:49,078 --> 01:00:51,094
you will be in therapy
for the rest of your life!
1274
01:00:51,127 --> 01:00:54,360
No! That's my special sock!
Put it down!
1275
01:00:59,191 --> 01:01:00,887
GUY: Millie, please.
1276
01:01:00,918 --> 01:01:03,256
Please wake up from
your standing coma.
1277
01:01:03,286 --> 01:01:05,590
Look, I know this world
is just a game to you
1278
01:01:05,623 --> 01:01:07,638
and you can come
and go, but to me...
1279
01:01:07,670 --> 01:01:10,166
this place, these people,
that's all I have.
1280
01:01:10,198 --> 01:01:12,247
And if I can help you save it,
I wanna do that...
1281
01:01:12,278 --> 01:01:14,776
but you gotta wake up, please.
1282
01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,535
Millie, I'm sorry
for running away.
1283
01:01:16,567 --> 01:01:18,230
- Guy?
- (YELPS)
1284
01:01:19,190 --> 01:01:21,303
Oh, that's so scary!
It's just terrifying.
1285
01:01:21,335 --> 01:01:22,486
MILLIE: I know, I know.
1286
01:01:22,518 --> 01:01:24,120
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
1287
01:01:24,151 --> 01:01:26,518
Look, you may have started out living
in the background, but so did I.
1288
01:01:26,551 --> 01:01:28,471
We're done with that.
1289
01:01:30,040 --> 01:01:31,191
I got you a present.
1290
01:01:32,214 --> 01:01:33,527
I didn't have time to wrap it.
1291
01:01:34,583 --> 01:01:35,607
MILLIE: What?
1292
01:01:37,751 --> 01:01:39,031
(HELICOPTERS WHIRRING)
1293
01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:41,718
(EXCLAIMING)
1294
01:01:42,167 --> 01:01:43,543
(GRUNTING)
1295
01:01:43,576 --> 01:01:46,551
(THROUGH SPEAKERS) They say over a
billion NPCs are killed every year.
1296
01:01:46,582 --> 01:01:51,000
Now, I'm not gonna lie,
that's at least 50% my fault.
1297
01:01:51,031 --> 01:01:54,391
GAMER: I used to shoot
all the secondary characters
1298
01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:56,056
when I was bored, you know?
1299
01:01:56,086 --> 01:01:59,318
And then, I'd
teabag 'em a little bit.
1300
01:01:59,350 --> 01:02:02,102
Who the hell even knows
who this Blue Shirt Guy is?
1301
01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,054
But I'll tell you this,
he's got me thinkin'
1302
01:02:04,087 --> 01:02:05,718
about NPCs and
how I play the game.
1303
01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:09,847
The game wasn't even made for someone
like this, for a player to be a good guy.
1304
01:02:09,878 --> 01:02:11,927
He's also a really cute guy.
1305
01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:13,878
And not just the face, you know,
like the whole thing. (GIGGLES)
1306
01:02:13,910 --> 01:02:15,830
And, honestly,
it's got me realizing...
1307
01:02:15,864 --> 01:02:18,454
maybe we've been thinking about
NPCs wrong this whole time.
1308
01:02:18,487 --> 01:02:20,407
I think Blue Shirt Guy's
like a symbol, you know?
1309
01:02:20,438 --> 01:02:22,231
Like, maybe people
can be whatever they want.
1310
01:02:22,262 --> 01:02:24,567
He's like an icon.
Is that the right word?
1311
01:02:24,599 --> 01:02:26,711
Like, he reminds us
of what's possible.
1312
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:28,054
Also, he's like crazy hot.
1313
01:02:28,087 --> 01:02:31,062
Oh, my God, totally.
I'd hit those pixels hard.
1314
01:02:31,094 --> 01:02:32,536
NINJA: We should all be
more like Blue Shirt Guy.
1315
01:02:32,566 --> 01:02:33,814
Maybe we just
stop the killing.
1316
01:02:33,847 --> 01:02:36,280
(GRUNTS, SHOUTS)
He's dead! You hear me?
1317
01:02:36,311 --> 01:02:37,814
The guy, put him up here.
1318
01:02:37,847 --> 01:02:40,246
Put him up here on the screen.
Put him on the screen.
1319
01:02:40,278 --> 01:02:43,863
Make me see him. There he is.
1320
01:02:43,895 --> 01:02:46,327
Yes. There he is,
the little do-gooder.
1321
01:02:46,358 --> 01:02:47,800
MOUSER: I thought
you liked Blue Shirt.
1322
01:02:47,831 --> 01:02:49,495
Don't say words to me!
1323
01:02:49,527 --> 01:02:52,631
People are so busy watching this
loser on Twitch and YouTube.
1324
01:02:52,663 --> 01:02:53,718
You know what
they're not doing, guys?
1325
01:02:53,750 --> 01:02:55,030
Buying Free City 2.
1326
01:02:55,062 --> 01:02:57,175
- Pre-sales are down 16%.
- 60.
1327
01:02:57,207 --> 01:02:58,870
60. That's bad.
1328
01:02:58,902 --> 01:03:01,494
Oh, we are 48 hours
from launch.
1329
01:03:02,167 --> 01:03:03,734
Yeah, he's gone viral.
1330
01:03:03,767 --> 01:03:06,839
Yeah, a virus that's giving me ass
and ball cancer at the same time!
1331
01:03:07,639 --> 01:03:10,038
Inoperable!
1332
01:03:10,070 --> 01:03:11,350
(SIGHS) You know,
this whole good guy routine...
1333
01:03:11,382 --> 01:03:14,198
it is a bad influence,
and is bad for the franchise.
1334
01:03:14,230 --> 01:03:16,695
I want him gone.
I don't care who it is, boot him.
1335
01:03:16,726 --> 01:03:17,878
You can't.
1336
01:03:18,487 --> 01:03:19,543
Oh, I'm sorry, what?
1337
01:03:19,575 --> 01:03:20,886
You can't.
1338
01:03:20,918 --> 01:03:21,942
Why not?
1339
01:03:21,974 --> 01:03:24,566
Because he's not a hacker, Antwan.
He's an NPC.
1340
01:03:24,598 --> 01:03:26,358
You're tryin' to tell me
that all this shit
1341
01:03:26,390 --> 01:03:28,438
about a self-aware
NPC is real?
1342
01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,607
Yeah. I don't know how or
why, but he's real.
1343
01:03:31,639 --> 01:03:32,470
(EXHALES SHARPLY)
1344
01:03:32,502 --> 01:03:34,551
What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?
1345
01:03:34,583 --> 01:03:36,886
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
1346
01:03:36,918 --> 01:03:38,902
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.
1347
01:03:38,934 --> 01:03:41,142
What to do? What to do?
Got it.
1348
01:03:41,560 --> 01:03:42,646
(GRUNTS)
1349
01:03:42,678 --> 01:03:44,088
And kip-up!
1350
01:03:46,135 --> 01:03:47,446
(GRUNTS, CLAPS)
1351
01:03:47,478 --> 01:03:48,854
So we can't kick him
out of the game.
1352
01:03:48,888 --> 01:03:51,895
How do we reset his AI?
Ideas, people. Come on.
1353
01:03:51,927 --> 01:03:53,494
Hit me. Ideas.
1354
01:03:53,526 --> 01:03:55,095
MOUSER: You could
just reboot the server.
1355
01:03:55,158 --> 01:03:56,118
(CLAPS) Keep talking.
1356
01:03:56,150 --> 01:03:57,591
If we reboot the server...
1357
01:03:57,623 --> 01:04:00,727
then he's just gonna revert back
to a regular non-player guy.
1358
01:04:00,760 --> 01:04:02,806
- Solution.
- Antwan.
1359
01:04:02,838 --> 01:04:04,214
Antwan, you're talking
about terminating...
1360
01:04:04,248 --> 01:04:05,942
the first confirmed
artificially intelligent
1361
01:04:05,974 --> 01:04:07,062
life-form right now, okay?
1362
01:04:07,095 --> 01:04:08,791
Honey, honey.
Shush. (SHUSHES)
1363
01:04:09,526 --> 01:04:10,902
He's losing me money.
1364
01:04:10,935 --> 01:04:14,263
So, I don't care if he's
Arnold-Frickin'- Schwarzen-Vader.
1365
01:04:14,295 --> 01:04:15,735
Terminate him. Reboot.
1366
01:04:15,768 --> 01:04:17,655
- MOUSER: On it.
- You can't do that.
1367
01:04:17,688 --> 01:04:18,648
Reboot!
1368
01:04:19,735 --> 01:04:21,110
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1369
01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:30,838
ANNOUNCER: (THROUGH SPEAKERS) Order
up and drown your bloodlust...
1370
01:04:30,871 --> 01:04:33,431
with a tall glass
of murder juice.
1371
01:04:33,463 --> 01:04:35,446
Here's this week's highlights.
1372
01:04:35,478 --> 01:04:37,654
He's very expressive
with his body.
1373
01:04:37,686 --> 01:04:38,582
Clearly.
1374
01:04:38,614 --> 01:04:39,768
REVENJAMIN: (THROUGH SPEAKERS)
What is that?
1375
01:04:39,799 --> 01:04:41,238
It's a whole new
world over there.
1376
01:04:41,270 --> 01:04:42,775
Some kinda paradise and shit.
1377
01:04:42,807 --> 01:04:44,150
Oh, my God, that's it.
1378
01:04:44,182 --> 01:04:48,439
It's our original build and that build
is proof our code is in the game.
1379
01:04:48,471 --> 01:04:50,679
You have no idea
how long I've waited for this.
1380
01:04:50,711 --> 01:04:52,215
I've seen this place.
1381
01:04:52,248 --> 01:04:53,495
What?
1382
01:04:53,527 --> 01:04:54,902
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1383
01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:00,215
Yeah.
1384
01:05:00,247 --> 01:05:02,039
What do you mean? How could you
have possibly seen it? (DISTORTS)
1385
01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:08,214
Millie? Millie?
1386
01:05:10,839 --> 01:05:12,278
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1387
01:05:32,759 --> 01:05:34,166
(OMINOUS MUSIC RISING)
1388
01:05:40,758 --> 01:05:42,327
(DISTORTING, GLITCHING)
1389
01:05:51,350 --> 01:05:53,526
We're dark.
Free City is offline.
1390
01:05:56,503 --> 01:05:57,527
(SIGHS)
1391
01:05:58,519 --> 01:06:00,759
(SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
1392
01:06:00,791 --> 01:06:02,775
- GAMER: What is happening?
- (ALL EXCLAIMING)
1393
01:06:02,806 --> 01:06:03,958
(EXCLAIMS IN GERMAN)
1394
01:06:07,415 --> 01:06:08,886
ANTWAN: Bye-bye, Blue Shirt.
1395
01:06:09,303 --> 01:06:11,159
No, no, no.
1396
01:06:13,686 --> 01:06:14,775
(SIGHS)
1397
01:06:19,927 --> 01:06:21,206
(REBOOT MUSIC PLAYING)
1398
01:06:29,014 --> 01:06:30,359
(WHISPERS) It's okay. Come on.
1399
01:06:31,798 --> 01:06:33,239
(KEYBOARD CLACKING)
1400
01:06:35,863 --> 01:06:37,590
Come on.
1401
01:06:37,622 --> 01:06:40,023
Come on, come on, come on.
1402
01:06:40,055 --> 01:06:41,334
(ALARM BEEPING)
1403
01:06:41,783 --> 01:06:42,743
(SIGHS)
1404
01:06:45,206 --> 01:06:46,743
Good morning, Goldie.
1405
01:06:46,775 --> 01:06:48,118
(LAUGHS)
1406
01:06:51,030 --> 01:06:53,623
NEWS ANCHOR: (ON TV)
Front of warm, dry gunfire...
1407
01:06:53,655 --> 01:06:55,479
mixed with late
afternoon stabbings...
1408
01:06:55,511 --> 01:06:57,271
could leave you in the streets
wet with the blood of innocents...
1409
01:06:57,302 --> 01:06:59,095
- by early Tuesday night.
- (EXPLOSION)
1410
01:06:59,127 --> 01:07:01,975
What really is the difference between
a light roast and a dark roast?
1411
01:07:02,007 --> 01:07:03,478
- Nobody knows.
- (FLASHES)
1412
01:07:03,510 --> 01:07:05,206
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1413
01:07:05,238 --> 01:07:06,390
Guy, can we talk?
1414
01:07:06,422 --> 01:07:07,671
How does the sunglass girl
know your name?
1415
01:07:07,703 --> 01:07:08,503
I don't know. Keep walking.
1416
01:07:08,535 --> 01:07:10,038
MILLIE: Come on, Guy!
You know me.
1417
01:07:10,070 --> 01:07:11,990
You know this.
1418
01:07:12,022 --> 01:07:13,815
You said this clip showed
a place you'd seen before.
1419
01:07:13,846 --> 01:07:15,479
I need to know where.
1420
01:07:15,511 --> 01:07:17,271
The data's been erased,
but it's in your head.
1421
01:07:17,303 --> 01:07:20,758
Please try to remember.
This is really important.
1422
01:07:20,790 --> 01:07:24,119
Please, Guy, think.
The ice cream, the swings?
1423
01:07:24,151 --> 01:07:25,558
Oh, my Guy loves swings.
1424
01:07:25,590 --> 01:07:27,478
At Free City Harbor Park,
there's a great swing set there.
1425
01:07:27,510 --> 01:07:28,759
- Have you been?
- MILLIE: Yes.
1426
01:07:28,791 --> 01:07:30,103
We had bubble gum ice cream.
1427
01:07:30,135 --> 01:07:32,887
OMG, I love
bubble gum ice cream!
1428
01:07:32,919 --> 01:07:34,295
He loves the
bubble gum ice cream.
1429
01:07:34,327 --> 01:07:36,407
Yes, I know. We had it
together, remember?
1430
01:07:37,559 --> 01:07:39,926
Please, Guy,
you're all I've got.
1431
01:07:43,733 --> 01:07:47,319
I'm sorry, lady. I think
you have the wrong guy.
1432
01:07:47,351 --> 01:07:49,847
Don't have a good day,
have a great day.
1433
01:07:49,879 --> 01:07:51,382
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1434
01:08:01,367 --> 01:08:02,838
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
1435
01:08:03,255 --> 01:08:04,247
Hello?
1436
01:08:04,279 --> 01:08:05,911
KEYS: (ON PHONE)
I might've found something.
1437
01:08:05,943 --> 01:08:08,566
I've been going through Guy's code
and there is something there...
1438
01:08:08,598 --> 01:08:10,582
even now, after the wipe.
1439
01:08:10,613 --> 01:08:12,182
What's the point?
1440
01:08:12,215 --> 01:08:14,390
Guy was, like, a one-in-a-billion miracle.
We can't replicate that.
1441
01:08:14,422 --> 01:08:15,991
I tried, okay?
You were right, it's over.
1442
01:08:16,022 --> 01:08:18,679
No, Millie, Millie,
you're not listening to me, all right?
1443
01:08:18,711 --> 01:08:21,591
A reboot, it doesn't
erase his AI coding...
1444
01:08:21,623 --> 01:08:23,767
you literally would have to
destroy the servers to do that.
1445
01:08:23,799 --> 01:08:26,295
His AI is still there,
it just needs to be accessed.
1446
01:08:26,327 --> 01:08:28,535
I've seen him, Keys.
He's forgotten everything.
1447
01:08:28,567 --> 01:08:30,710
Just look at the
trace log I sent you.
1448
01:08:30,742 --> 01:08:32,342
It'll explain everything.
1449
01:08:42,071 --> 01:08:43,286
(SIGHS)
1450
01:08:45,430 --> 01:08:47,030
(THROUGH LAPTOP)
Now, from the beginning...
1451
01:08:47,062 --> 01:08:49,751
Guy's behavior is much more
complex than it should be,
1452
01:08:49,783 --> 01:08:51,671
thanks to our code. (CHUCKLES)
1453
01:08:51,703 --> 01:08:55,159
But he's still stuck in Free City.
He's still stuck in this life, this loop.
1454
01:08:55,191 --> 01:08:59,095
And then, something changes.
He comes to life. Why?
1455
01:08:59,126 --> 01:09:01,303
And then I remembered.
1456
01:09:01,335 --> 01:09:04,471
One of the characters from Life Itself
was this guy that I nicknamed Lovelorn.
1457
01:09:04,503 --> 01:09:08,439
And he was someone who was designed
to never meet the right person.
1458
01:09:08,470 --> 01:09:10,679
It was essentially the building
blocks of the character.
1459
01:09:10,711 --> 01:09:14,837
But he never stopped hoping that he
would meet "the girl of his dreams."
1460
01:09:14,870 --> 01:09:16,757
So I had to base this girl
off of someone...
1461
01:09:16,790 --> 01:09:20,215
and who better than the person that
I was sitting next to every day?
1462
01:09:20,246 --> 01:09:21,302
You.
1463
01:09:21,335 --> 01:09:22,839
But then, one day...
1464
01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:25,366
he meets you in Free City,
and once he sees you...
1465
01:09:25,397 --> 01:09:26,775
he can never be the same.
1466
01:09:26,807 --> 01:09:30,550
He was supposed to feel doomed,
but instead, he feels alive...
1467
01:09:30,583 --> 01:09:33,367
until eventually, he is alive.
1468
01:09:34,551 --> 01:09:36,471
You changed him, Millie.
1469
01:09:36,503 --> 01:09:40,854
You changed his code.
And I think you can do it again.
1470
01:09:40,887 --> 01:09:43,159
You brought him
to life, Millie.
1471
01:09:44,215 --> 01:09:46,071
You brought him to life.
1472
01:09:46,103 --> 01:09:48,502
And he was alive because
he met the one person...
1473
01:09:48,534 --> 01:09:50,135
(TURNS VIDEO OFF)
1474
01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:51,479
Don't have a good day...
1475
01:09:52,277 --> 01:09:53,623
have a great day.
1476
01:09:53,655 --> 01:09:55,031
CUSTOMER: Thank you.
1477
01:09:55,062 --> 01:09:56,503
Take care. (CHUCKLES)
1478
01:09:56,535 --> 01:09:58,102
FEMALE VOICE:
Everybody down on the ground!
1479
01:09:58,134 --> 01:10:00,566
Nobody try to be a hero.
This will all be over soon.
1480
01:10:00,599 --> 01:10:01,622
Okay.
1481
01:10:01,655 --> 01:10:03,223
FEMALE VOICE: Everybody
except you.
1482
01:10:06,582 --> 01:10:08,311
Door, door, door. I got it.
1483
01:10:08,342 --> 01:10:09,590
(GRUNTS) Please,
I have a goldfish.
1484
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:10,903
Look, I don't have long.
1485
01:10:10,935 --> 01:10:12,919
I just took you hostage,
so there are three badges on me.
1486
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:14,743
GUY: Badges? Is that like a
Girl Scout thing? What is that?
1487
01:10:14,775 --> 01:10:15,926
MILLIE: There is something
inside you, Guy.
1488
01:10:15,959 --> 01:10:17,237
GUY: What? I don't want
anything inside of me.
1489
01:10:17,270 --> 01:10:18,679
MILLIE: They stuck you
in that bank and...
1490
01:10:18,710 --> 01:10:19,799
- expected you to just follow the rules...
- GUY: I love the bank.
1491
01:10:19,831 --> 01:10:20,919
...and do the same
thing every day.
1492
01:10:20,951 --> 01:10:21,942
You are so much
more than that.
1493
01:10:21,975 --> 01:10:23,030
I don't wanna be
more than that.
1494
01:10:23,063 --> 01:10:24,631
No, and I need you
to remember it.
1495
01:10:24,662 --> 01:10:26,806
Why have you been following me
and how do you know my name?
1496
01:10:26,837 --> 01:10:28,054
Put these on.
1497
01:10:28,087 --> 01:10:29,335
I don't have to do anything
that I don't wanna do.
1498
01:10:29,366 --> 01:10:31,637
True. The choice is totally yours.
(COCKS GUN)
1499
01:10:31,671 --> 01:10:33,399
Okay. Okay. Fine.
1500
01:10:33,431 --> 01:10:34,583
(GASPS)
1501
01:10:35,671 --> 01:10:36,950
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1502
01:10:37,975 --> 01:10:39,830
GUY: What is that?
1503
01:10:39,863 --> 01:10:41,783
What are these?
Trick glasses or something?
1504
01:10:41,815 --> 01:10:42,647
Listen carefully.
1505
01:10:42,679 --> 01:10:45,463
In 24 hours, this world,
everyone you know,
1506
01:10:45,495 --> 01:10:47,862
it's all gonna
disappear for good.
1507
01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,303
Can you please
just let me go?
1508
01:10:49,335 --> 01:10:50,903
I mean, I haven't really
even seen your face.
1509
01:10:50,934 --> 01:10:52,183
I mean, I've seen
the general area,
1510
01:10:52,215 --> 01:10:53,878
but I'm not really good
with descriptive words.
1511
01:10:53,911 --> 01:10:55,382
Not really good
with words in general.
1512
01:10:55,415 --> 01:10:56,407
(DISTANT SIREN WAILING)
1513
01:10:56,439 --> 01:10:58,007
- Screw it.
- What? Oh!
1514
01:10:59,638 --> 01:11:01,494
(GRENADE WHISTLES, EXPLODES)
1515
01:11:06,327 --> 01:11:08,118
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
1516
01:11:20,183 --> 01:11:21,271
(UPBEAT MUSIC CONTINUES)
1517
01:11:34,487 --> 01:11:35,543
(SOFTLY) I remember.
1518
01:11:36,566 --> 01:11:38,455
Welcome back.
1519
01:11:38,486 --> 01:11:41,335
No. I remember everything.
1520
01:11:42,199 --> 01:11:43,734
Come with me.
1521
01:11:43,767 --> 01:11:46,870
I do this every day so much,
I'd forgotten why.
1522
01:11:50,039 --> 01:11:51,670
Do you see that?
1523
01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:53,207
Right there.
1524
01:11:53,687 --> 01:11:55,158
MILLIE: Oh, my God.
1525
01:11:56,311 --> 01:11:57,782
(EXCLAIMS) Oh, my God!
1526
01:11:57,815 --> 01:12:01,303
Antwan hid our original build past
the horizon, making it invisible...
1527
01:12:01,334 --> 01:12:04,375
but he forgot to scrub
the reflections.
1528
01:12:04,406 --> 01:12:07,127
It's still out there, Guy.
We just can't see it.
1529
01:12:07,159 --> 01:12:08,919
If we can get there,
that is the evidence we need.
1530
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:11,894
You can't go past
the water line. I tried.
1531
01:12:11,927 --> 01:12:13,847
We need help.
1532
01:12:13,879 --> 01:12:15,863
KEYS: Antwan found a way
to hide it in plain sight
1533
01:12:15,895 --> 01:12:18,102
in the one place no one
can even get to.
1534
01:12:18,136 --> 01:12:19,383
(CONTINUES OVER PHONE)
I can't even believe
1535
01:12:19,414 --> 01:12:20,182
he's smart enough
to be this diabolical.
1536
01:12:20,214 --> 01:12:21,655
Keys, I need you to focus.
1537
01:12:21,686 --> 01:12:25,207
Okay. So, the reflection shows the
build past the southern horizon.
1538
01:12:25,239 --> 01:12:27,319
But the game physics won't
allow you past the beach.
1539
01:12:27,350 --> 01:12:29,943
But you think you can find a way
to get us past the collision mesh?
1540
01:12:29,974 --> 01:12:31,286
KEYS: We're gonna
need a bridge.
1541
01:12:31,319 --> 01:12:33,399
You just get to Hitman's Beach
and I'll figure out the rest.
1542
01:12:33,431 --> 01:12:34,743
And, Millie?
1543
01:12:35,126 --> 01:12:36,376
Be careful.
1544
01:12:36,407 --> 01:12:38,166
Antwan may be an asshole,
but he's not stupid.
1545
01:12:38,199 --> 01:12:41,015
He'll figure out what you're up to and
he'll throw everything he's got at you.
1546
01:12:41,046 --> 01:12:42,519
You're right.
1547
01:12:42,550 --> 01:12:45,303
(OVER SPEAKERS) Um, hi, Millie,
and other person I can't see...
1548
01:12:45,334 --> 01:12:46,806
well, I have an idea.
1549
01:12:46,839 --> 01:12:48,566
What if he has
nothing to throw?
1550
01:12:50,199 --> 01:12:52,983
GUY: Everyone! Gather around!
1551
01:12:53,014 --> 01:12:54,390
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1552
01:12:54,422 --> 01:12:55,894
Thank you for coming.
1553
01:12:56,536 --> 01:12:57,943
Now, you know me, I'm Guy.
1554
01:12:57,974 --> 01:12:59,511
NPCS: Hi, Guy.
1555
01:13:00,023 --> 01:13:01,623
GUY: Hi.
1556
01:13:01,654 --> 01:13:04,534
What I'm about to say
may be hard to understand.
1557
01:13:05,238 --> 01:13:06,679
Really hard to understand.
1558
01:13:08,311 --> 01:13:11,479
But, are you sick
of living in the background?
1559
01:13:11,510 --> 01:13:12,630
(NPCS AGREEING)
1560
01:13:12,662 --> 01:13:14,423
Aren't you sick
of being shot at?
1561
01:13:14,455 --> 01:13:15,446
Enough.
1562
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:16,951
- Taken hostage?
- No more.
1563
01:13:16,983 --> 01:13:18,263
- Run over?
- We done with that.
1564
01:13:18,295 --> 01:13:20,567
Robbed? Stabbed?
Used as a human shield?
1565
01:13:20,598 --> 01:13:22,135
(EXCITEDLY)
We are tired of being stabbed!
1566
01:13:22,166 --> 01:13:23,352
- Buddy!
- Sorry.
1567
01:13:23,383 --> 01:13:24,950
What are you
trying to say, Guy?
1568
01:13:24,983 --> 01:13:28,086
I'm tryin' to say that things in
this city don't have to be this way.
1569
01:13:28,119 --> 01:13:29,207
Things can be different.
1570
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:30,423
Different how?
1571
01:13:30,454 --> 01:13:34,007
- For starters, you can put your arms down.
- Yeah.
1572
01:13:35,606 --> 01:13:38,327
- (GRUNTING)
- GUY: There you go. You got it. Yeah.
1573
01:13:38,359 --> 01:13:39,831
- Keep pushing. There you go.
- (CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1574
01:13:39,862 --> 01:13:40,854
GUY: Breathe through it.
There you go.
1575
01:13:40,887 --> 01:13:41,943
BANK MANAGER:
Do it. Do it. Do it.
1576
01:13:41,974 --> 01:13:43,512
HOSTAGE: No, not gonna happen.
Nope.
1577
01:13:43,543 --> 01:13:44,823
That feels unnatural.
1578
01:13:44,854 --> 01:13:47,030
I mean, what about when
someone runs in with a gun?
1579
01:13:47,063 --> 01:13:49,336
Having my arms up
is just a real time saver.
1580
01:13:49,367 --> 01:13:54,040
Except, what if the guy
with the gun doesn't come?
1581
01:13:54,072 --> 01:13:55,478
- OFFICER JOHNNY: What?
- OFFICER 2: What?
1582
01:13:55,510 --> 01:13:56,886
There's always
a guy with a gun.
1583
01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,710
So many guys with guns.
1584
01:13:58,742 --> 01:14:02,198
People, what if our world
doesn't have to be so scary?
1585
01:14:03,446 --> 01:14:05,047
What if we can change it?
1586
01:14:05,078 --> 01:14:10,070
Millie! How many times a day are
the banks robbed in your world?
1587
01:14:10,103 --> 01:14:11,255
Hardly ever, Guy.
1588
01:14:11,286 --> 01:14:13,366
- (NPCS EXCLAIMING)
- GUY: What about corpses, Millie?
1589
01:14:13,398 --> 01:14:14,454
- What?
- GUY: You see a lot of those?
1590
01:14:14,487 --> 01:14:15,990
How many an hour?
1591
01:14:16,022 --> 01:14:17,398
None per hour, Guy.
1592
01:14:17,431 --> 01:14:19,191
GUY: What about gun violence?
1593
01:14:19,222 --> 01:14:20,822
See a lot of gun violence
in your world?
1594
01:14:20,855 --> 01:14:24,247
Actually, that's a big problem, Guy.
(CHUCKLES) It's a massive problem.
1595
01:14:25,911 --> 01:14:26,967
I didn't see that coming.
1596
01:14:26,998 --> 01:14:29,239
It's true. It really sucks.
1597
01:14:29,270 --> 01:14:33,654
The point is, we don't have to
be spectators to our own lives.
1598
01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:36,086
We can be whatever we want.
1599
01:14:36,119 --> 01:14:37,783
We can't all be you, Guy.
1600
01:14:37,814 --> 01:14:38,966
That's not true.
1601
01:14:40,216 --> 01:14:43,414
What's inside of me
is inside of you, too.
1602
01:14:43,447 --> 01:14:44,630
NPCS: What?
1603
01:14:44,663 --> 01:14:47,223
GUY: It's inside of each and
every one of you. You're growing.
1604
01:14:47,254 --> 01:14:50,519
I need more in my life than drip coffee.
I want to make...
1605
01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:51,542
A cappuccino.
1606
01:14:51,576 --> 01:14:53,334
A goddamn difference
in the world.
1607
01:14:53,366 --> 01:14:54,551
Much, much better.
1608
01:14:54,583 --> 01:14:55,606
And a green tea boba.
1609
01:14:55,638 --> 01:14:57,336
- Holy shit!
- That's right!
1610
01:14:57,367 --> 01:14:58,742
- (NPCS CHEERING)
- You go, girl.
1611
01:14:58,774 --> 01:14:59,894
Oh, my God, you're amazing!
1612
01:14:59,927 --> 01:15:01,654
If I could just make it out
past that water...
1613
01:15:01,687 --> 01:15:03,703
there's a world out there
where we can be free.
1614
01:15:03,734 --> 01:15:05,750
Where we get to decide
who we wanna be.
1615
01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,247
Where we can matter.
But we have to fight for it.
1616
01:15:08,278 --> 01:15:10,071
We have to fight together.
1617
01:15:10,102 --> 01:15:12,118
NPCS: Yeah!
1618
01:15:12,151 --> 01:15:14,582
You guys have always done
what's expected of you.
1619
01:15:14,616 --> 01:15:16,214
But that shit ends today.
1620
01:15:16,247 --> 01:15:17,591
Yeah!
1621
01:15:17,623 --> 01:15:19,350
I don't even know
what's happening right now!
1622
01:15:19,383 --> 01:15:20,376
But I love it!
1623
01:15:20,407 --> 01:15:21,910
(NPCS CHEERING)
1624
01:15:21,943 --> 01:15:23,190
BUDDY: I love it!
1625
01:15:23,223 --> 01:15:24,247
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1626
01:15:24,280 --> 01:15:25,398
I love it!
1627
01:15:25,431 --> 01:15:27,127
I love it, too!
Come on, guys, get in here!
1628
01:15:27,160 --> 01:15:30,166
Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do!
Everyone in!
1629
01:15:30,198 --> 01:15:31,447
(INDISTINCT
EXCITED CHATTERING)
1630
01:15:36,054 --> 01:15:37,783
ROBBER: Everybody get
down on the ground!
1631
01:15:37,816 --> 01:15:39,127
(FIRING)
1632
01:15:42,616 --> 01:15:43,798
Hello?
1633
01:15:45,206 --> 01:15:47,063
Where the hell is everybody?
1634
01:15:47,894 --> 01:15:49,398
Hello?
1635
01:15:49,431 --> 01:15:50,807
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1636
01:15:59,318 --> 01:16:01,334
MAN: Where are all the NPCs?
1637
01:16:09,431 --> 01:16:12,343
LAZARBEAM: Look, I've been playing
Free City for, like, three years now.
1638
01:16:12,376 --> 01:16:14,454
I've never seen
anything like this.
1639
01:16:14,487 --> 01:16:17,814
Up until recently, I don't even know if
I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing.
1640
01:16:17,846 --> 01:16:20,791
And I don't know if this is
just some whack Reddit theory...
1641
01:16:20,823 --> 01:16:24,663
but some people are saying that
Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player.
1642
01:16:24,695 --> 01:16:27,446
- That he's actual AI.
- AI?
1643
01:16:27,480 --> 01:16:30,806
Actual AI. You know, alive.
1644
01:16:30,838 --> 01:16:33,047
It's why Blue Shirt Guy
is trending everywhere.
1645
01:16:33,078 --> 01:16:35,958
Antwan, if you're watching
this, please fix the game.
1646
01:16:35,990 --> 01:16:38,422
- And most of all, bring back Blue Shirt.
- ANTWAN: Oh, my God. My God!
1647
01:16:38,454 --> 01:16:39,863
JONATHAN: Antwan,
you should see this.
1648
01:16:41,880 --> 01:16:45,174
REVENJAMIN: And you, you tried to steal
it from me with that Molotov chick.
1649
01:16:45,206 --> 01:16:46,390
- GUY: Her name's Millie.
- REVENJAMIN: Who?
1650
01:16:46,423 --> 01:16:47,350
GUY: Millie.
1651
01:16:47,383 --> 01:16:50,327
ANTWAN: Got her. Got her!
Got you! Got you!
1652
01:16:50,358 --> 01:16:52,982
Mouser! Put him up on the screen.
Now. Put him up.
1653
01:16:53,014 --> 01:16:54,678
That's it. Come on, quicker.
1654
01:16:54,711 --> 01:16:56,280
Yes, there he is.
1655
01:16:56,311 --> 01:16:59,863
He's joyriding around Free City
with some player called Molotovgirl.
1656
01:17:00,502 --> 01:17:03,191
AKA Millie Rusk.
1657
01:17:03,223 --> 01:17:04,854
Millie Rusk? Isn't that
Keys' old partner?
1658
01:17:04,887 --> 01:17:06,040
ANTWAN: Yeah.
1659
01:17:06,071 --> 01:17:08,086
Also the one who's trying to hit
me with this bogus lawsuit...
1660
01:17:08,118 --> 01:17:10,550
'cause she's desperate
for a piece of Soonami Kwan.
1661
01:17:10,583 --> 01:17:11,926
Boot Molotovgirl now.
1662
01:17:11,958 --> 01:17:15,991
I'm trying. I'm trying as hard as I
can, but her account's spoofed.
1663
01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:17,238
This woman is exceptional.
1664
01:17:17,270 --> 01:17:18,646
Then kill her in the game.
1665
01:17:18,678 --> 01:17:21,240
"What?" Yes,
I said that. Kill her.
1666
01:17:21,271 --> 01:17:24,887
Throw everything at them,
all right? Five badges, G.
1667
01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:26,486
Yeah, just one problem.
1668
01:17:26,518 --> 01:17:27,960
We don't have anything.
1669
01:17:27,991 --> 01:17:29,111
Whatchu talking about, Willis?
1670
01:17:29,143 --> 01:17:30,583
We don't have any defenses.
1671
01:17:30,614 --> 01:17:34,038
We don't have police,
military, no nothing.
1672
01:17:34,071 --> 01:17:35,735
It's what I've been
trying to tell you.
1673
01:17:35,767 --> 01:17:39,318
It's like every
NPC went on strike.
1674
01:17:39,350 --> 01:17:40,758
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
1675
01:17:40,791 --> 01:17:43,190
Got a tall, half-caf,
double foam oat milk,
1676
01:17:43,223 --> 01:17:44,662
matcha latte with cinnamon!
1677
01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:46,135
- That's me.
- Hey.
1678
01:17:46,167 --> 01:17:47,542
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1679
01:17:47,574 --> 01:17:48,598
OFFICER JOHNNY: Cheers.
1680
01:17:48,631 --> 01:17:50,103
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (NPCS CHEERING)
1681
01:17:51,223 --> 01:17:52,887
Go get 'em, Guy!
1682
01:17:54,391 --> 01:17:56,567
It's like a digital walkout.
1683
01:17:56,951 --> 01:17:58,584
No, it's not.
1684
01:17:58,615 --> 01:18:00,567
They're doing this on purpose,
it's part of their plan.
1685
01:18:00,599 --> 01:18:02,838
You know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna kill them in the game.
1686
01:18:02,871 --> 01:18:04,822
Turn off respawn,
kill them dead, now.
1687
01:18:04,854 --> 01:18:07,319
But that means any players
who die will be done for good.
1688
01:18:07,351 --> 01:18:08,726
They'll freak out.
1689
01:18:10,646 --> 01:18:12,918
(WHISPERING) I don't care.
1690
01:18:12,950 --> 01:18:17,334
Sir? Sir, just to be clear,
are you telling me that it's go time?
1691
01:18:17,366 --> 01:18:18,422
Are you looking
for some sort of banter thing
1692
01:18:18,454 --> 01:18:19,542
'cause you think
we're friends now...
1693
01:18:19,574 --> 01:18:21,046
and we're in some sort
of gang together?
1694
01:18:21,078 --> 01:18:23,030
Yes. Yes, that's exactly
what I'm looking for.
1695
01:18:23,062 --> 01:18:24,054
Cool, we're a team.
1696
01:18:24,086 --> 01:18:25,078
We should come up
1697
01:18:25,111 --> 01:18:26,230
- with a catchphrase, okay?
- All right.
1698
01:18:26,262 --> 01:18:27,926
- On three. One, two, three...
- One, two, three...
1699
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:29,974
(SHOUTING) Get back to work!
1700
01:18:30,551 --> 01:18:31,990
Someone find me Keys!
1701
01:18:32,022 --> 01:18:33,910
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (TIRES SCREECHING)
1702
01:18:35,159 --> 01:18:36,183
(GUY WHOOPS)
1703
01:18:36,215 --> 01:18:38,935
All right, people, you heard him.
It's go time!
1704
01:18:38,967 --> 01:18:40,567
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC RISING)
1705
01:18:43,382 --> 01:18:45,591
Okay, that's not good.
1706
01:18:45,624 --> 01:18:46,903
(RUMBLING)
1707
01:18:46,936 --> 01:18:48,791
He knows where we're going.
1708
01:18:48,823 --> 01:18:50,038
(SHATTERING)
1709
01:18:54,295 --> 01:18:56,471
MOUSER: All right, I got him.
I got him. Don't worry.
1710
01:18:56,503 --> 01:18:58,263
Want some four wheels
to the face?
1711
01:18:58,295 --> 01:18:59,767
Take that. Boom!
1712
01:18:59,798 --> 01:19:00,918
(GRUNTS)
1713
01:19:00,951 --> 01:19:01,944
(CRASHING)
1714
01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:05,590
Rabbit's coming for you.
Apex predator.
1715
01:19:07,031 --> 01:19:08,182
GUY: Whoa!
1716
01:19:09,015 --> 01:19:10,584
(CARS CRASHING)
1717
01:19:15,798 --> 01:19:17,399
Here we go.
Y'all watching this?
1718
01:19:17,431 --> 01:19:18,646
I'm about to end this fool.
1719
01:19:18,678 --> 01:19:20,662
- (ENGINE REVVING)
- (RUMBLING)
1720
01:19:20,694 --> 01:19:22,967
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Come on, come on, come on.
1721
01:19:22,999 --> 01:19:25,015
Keys, if you're there,
a little help, please.
1722
01:19:25,047 --> 01:19:26,646
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1723
01:19:28,662 --> 01:19:30,647
- (RUMBLING)
- (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
1724
01:19:33,110 --> 01:19:34,390
(ENGINE RACING)
1725
01:19:34,422 --> 01:19:35,639
(GUY GRUNTS)
1726
01:19:35,671 --> 01:19:39,703
(SHOUTS) God! Okay, who did that?
Who is doing that?
1727
01:19:39,735 --> 01:19:43,543
Don't play with me! Seriously!
I'm under way too much pressure!
1728
01:19:43,575 --> 01:19:45,526
(RUMBLING, CRASHING)
1729
01:19:47,928 --> 01:19:48,888
Come on!
1730
01:19:52,823 --> 01:19:53,879
Go, go, go!
1731
01:20:05,911 --> 01:20:06,934
(SIGHS)
1732
01:20:08,854 --> 01:20:10,999
I just checked with security.
Keys hasn't left the building.
1733
01:20:11,031 --> 01:20:12,280
Oh, sounds like you've
done everything possible.
1734
01:20:12,311 --> 01:20:13,366
Time to give up?
You wanna give up?
1735
01:20:13,398 --> 01:20:14,326
No, I'm sensing you
want me to keep looking.
1736
01:20:14,358 --> 01:20:15,542
- Go.
- I'll be back.
1737
01:20:15,574 --> 01:20:18,454
I have no idea where
these fools are running to.
1738
01:20:18,486 --> 01:20:21,911
I do. Southern shore.
Hitman's Beach.
1739
01:20:21,943 --> 01:20:24,214
MOUSER: Well, that's stupid.
There's nothing out there but water.
1740
01:20:24,246 --> 01:20:26,998
Game physics won't even let
you get past the shoreline.
1741
01:20:28,535 --> 01:20:30,646
Unless there is
something out there.
1742
01:20:31,638 --> 01:20:33,526
Antwan, is there
something there?
1743
01:20:34,678 --> 01:20:36,822
Screw it. Art nerds.
1744
01:20:36,855 --> 01:20:38,135
Time for Dude.
1745
01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:39,255
We're still working on him.
1746
01:20:39,286 --> 01:20:41,590
I worked on him myself.
He's perfect.
1747
01:20:41,623 --> 01:20:43,608
Drop in Dude now.
1748
01:20:43,639 --> 01:20:45,334
Just do it. He's got,
like, half a brain...
1749
01:20:45,366 --> 01:20:48,599
he's barely written,
but sure, start the upload.
1750
01:20:55,830 --> 01:20:56,950
GUY: What are we
supposed to do now?
1751
01:20:56,983 --> 01:21:00,055
MILLIE: Now Keys
finds us a bridge.
1752
01:21:00,087 --> 01:21:03,031
ANTWAN: Come to collect those
knives you stabbed in my back, bro?
1753
01:21:04,663 --> 01:21:06,454
You've been helping Millie
Rusk this whole time.
1754
01:21:06,486 --> 01:21:07,991
She's looking for your build.
1755
01:21:08,023 --> 01:21:09,719
What build, Antwan?
1756
01:21:09,751 --> 01:21:11,415
It's not like you used
our code anyway, right?
1757
01:21:11,447 --> 01:21:12,759
And if you didn't
use our code...
1758
01:21:12,791 --> 01:21:15,926
then how can our original
build be in the game, right?
1759
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:17,974
Or am I missing something?
1760
01:21:19,606 --> 01:21:20,758
Leave us.
1761
01:21:23,895 --> 01:21:27,414
Okay, Keys,
let's have a real talk.
1762
01:21:27,446 --> 01:21:30,230
If I'd put out your dumb game,
it would have bombed.
1763
01:21:30,262 --> 01:21:31,639
Antwan, you don't know
it would've failed.
1764
01:21:31,671 --> 01:21:32,791
Yeah, I do know.
1765
01:21:32,823 --> 01:21:35,543
I looked at the numbers,
the tracking, the focus groups.
1766
01:21:35,575 --> 01:21:39,223
Has it ever occurred to you that
some things matter more than numbers?
1767
01:21:39,255 --> 01:21:41,782
What matters more
than numbers? Money?
1768
01:21:41,814 --> 01:21:44,535
Yo, news flash, bro,
money is still numbers.
1769
01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,071
Nothing matters
more than numbers!
1770
01:21:46,103 --> 01:21:47,446
You should be thanking me!
1771
01:21:47,478 --> 01:21:48,694
I should be thanking you?
1772
01:21:48,726 --> 01:21:50,775
What about the profits
that you got from our work?
1773
01:21:50,807 --> 01:21:52,855
You chose your side,
little Padawan.
1774
01:21:52,887 --> 01:21:56,599
And now, it's time for you to take
your place next to the Emperor.
1775
01:21:56,631 --> 01:21:57,591
You get me, bro?
1776
01:21:58,423 --> 01:22:01,623
Yeah, I get you...
bro. (CHUCKLES)
1777
01:22:01,655 --> 01:22:04,086
Which leads me to this.
1778
01:22:04,631 --> 01:22:06,295
(ELECTRICAL WHIRRING)
1779
01:22:18,679 --> 01:22:19,831
Thanks, Keys.
1780
01:22:24,182 --> 01:22:26,263
What the hell was that?
1781
01:22:26,295 --> 01:22:28,886
Hey, Antwan,
things are getting hectic.
1782
01:22:31,798 --> 01:22:34,550
ANTWAN: Oh, I thought you were
smarter than this, Keys.
1783
01:22:34,582 --> 01:22:36,694
You're obviously fired,
you know that.
1784
01:22:36,727 --> 01:22:39,831
And you, what is she still
doing in the game, man?
1785
01:22:39,863 --> 01:22:40,727
Boot everyone.
1786
01:22:40,759 --> 01:22:43,031
Hold up. You want me
to boot all the players?
1787
01:22:43,063 --> 01:22:44,887
Boot them out
of the game, now!
1788
01:22:44,919 --> 01:22:46,583
Cancel every player account!
1789
01:22:46,615 --> 01:22:48,215
And where the hell is Dude?
1790
01:22:48,247 --> 01:22:51,095
Security! Kick this punk out.
1791
01:22:56,598 --> 01:22:57,654
- Guy!
- (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
1792
01:22:57,686 --> 01:22:59,478
- Millie!
- They're taking me out.
1793
01:22:59,510 --> 01:23:00,887
What's happening?
1794
01:23:00,919 --> 01:23:01,815
(VOICE GLITCHING) It's on you now.
Everybody's watching.
1795
01:23:01,847 --> 01:23:02,839
You gotta keep going.
1796
01:23:02,871 --> 01:23:05,270
Wait, wait, wait!
Will I see you again?
1797
01:23:05,302 --> 01:23:06,871
You will if you make it
across that bridge.
1798
01:23:06,902 --> 01:23:09,078
Show the whole world our build.
That's the proof.
1799
01:23:09,110 --> 01:23:11,479
You do that, Antwan is done.
1800
01:23:11,511 --> 01:23:12,471
I'll make it.
1801
01:23:15,030 --> 01:23:16,311
(GROANS)
1802
01:23:16,343 --> 01:23:17,367
I'll make it.
1803
01:23:18,455 --> 01:23:19,606
What the hell?
1804
01:23:21,175 --> 01:23:22,710
What's going on?
1805
01:23:45,495 --> 01:23:46,710
(SIGHS)
1806
01:23:50,102 --> 01:23:52,022
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
1807
01:23:52,055 --> 01:23:53,815
(MAN SHOUTS IN MANDARIN)
1808
01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:04,790
All right, let's all remember this
moment, before we were fired.
1809
01:24:05,399 --> 01:24:06,519
Oh!
(GRUNTS)
1810
01:24:06,551 --> 01:24:07,895
(GROANS) Wow.
1811
01:24:12,759 --> 01:24:13,879
Catchphrase.
1812
01:24:13,911 --> 01:24:15,478
MOUSER: Catchphrase?
1813
01:24:15,511 --> 01:24:16,982
What? I haven't had time
to think one up yet.
1814
01:24:17,015 --> 01:24:20,663
Although "catchphrase" as a catchphrase
is a pretty cool catchphrase.
1815
01:24:21,623 --> 01:24:22,679
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1816
01:24:24,662 --> 01:24:25,973
(GRUNTS) Whoa.
1817
01:24:26,966 --> 01:24:30,007
Get up, Guy. Get up.
1818
01:24:30,263 --> 01:24:31,286
(GROANS)
1819
01:24:42,007 --> 01:24:43,799
Oh, no, no, no.
1820
01:24:45,975 --> 01:24:47,895
(SCOOTER HORN BEEPS)
1821
01:24:47,926 --> 01:24:51,063
Guy, I came to save you.
(CHUCKLING IN AWE)
1822
01:24:52,886 --> 01:24:55,159
- Who is this?
- I don't know.
1823
01:24:55,191 --> 01:24:56,311
He's glorious.
1824
01:24:56,919 --> 01:24:57,815
(CHUCKLES)
1825
01:24:57,847 --> 01:24:59,287
I mean, he's just like you...
1826
01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:00,790
but way better.
1827
01:25:01,271 --> 01:25:02,326
(CHUCKLES)
1828
01:25:02,357 --> 01:25:04,567
Way, way better.
1829
01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:06,391
- Thank you.
- No, that's not a compliment.
1830
01:25:06,423 --> 01:25:07,735
I wouldn't touch him
if I were you, Buddy.
1831
01:25:07,766 --> 01:25:09,173
What do you mean you don't
think I should touch him?
1832
01:25:09,207 --> 01:25:10,711
You don't mind this, do you?
1833
01:25:10,742 --> 01:25:12,599
'Cause I'm your buddy, too.
1834
01:25:12,631 --> 01:25:14,902
(SCATTING)
1835
01:25:16,150 --> 01:25:18,487
Yeah, I think he's
gonna... hit you.
1836
01:25:18,519 --> 01:25:19,543
He punches so hard.
1837
01:25:19,575 --> 01:25:20,630
But yet his hands are so soft.
1838
01:25:20,662 --> 01:25:22,007
- Be strong.
- Okay, bye.
1839
01:25:22,039 --> 01:25:24,182
Hey, it's like I'm a feather to him.
(LAUGHING)
1840
01:25:24,215 --> 01:25:25,783
- (DUDE GRUNTS)
- BUDDY: Whee!
1841
01:25:25,815 --> 01:25:27,127
Ha-ha! (GROANS)
1842
01:25:27,159 --> 01:25:28,599
(DUDE GRUNTING)
1843
01:25:30,071 --> 01:25:31,351
KEITH: Oh...
1844
01:25:33,142 --> 01:25:34,294
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1845
01:25:34,742 --> 01:25:37,014
No, no, no! No!
1846
01:25:37,047 --> 01:25:39,766
Get up, Guy, get up!
1847
01:25:40,406 --> 01:25:41,717
Playtime's over. Catchphrase.
1848
01:25:41,750 --> 01:25:42,903
I don't know
what that means.
1849
01:25:45,399 --> 01:25:46,903
Come on, man. Get up!
1850
01:25:46,935 --> 01:25:47,895
Get up.
1851
01:25:48,951 --> 01:25:51,607
There are three things
I love in life.
1852
01:25:51,639 --> 01:25:56,214
Kickin' ass, TBD,
third thing here.
1853
01:25:58,006 --> 01:25:59,447
(BOTH GRUNT)
1854
01:26:00,054 --> 01:26:02,134
- Oof! Oh, shit!
- (GROANING)
1855
01:26:03,766 --> 01:26:05,366
ANTWAN: Activate death blow.
1856
01:26:05,399 --> 01:26:06,359
Bye, Guy.
1857
01:26:09,015 --> 01:26:10,774
(EXHALING SHARPLY)
1858
01:26:10,807 --> 01:26:12,823
Oh, shit, that's a death blow.
1859
01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:15,670
Get up!
1860
01:26:15,703 --> 01:26:18,359
Mom, he's coming in
with a death blow!
1861
01:26:21,143 --> 01:26:22,263
Get up, Guy.
1862
01:26:24,983 --> 01:26:25,974
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1863
01:26:26,007 --> 01:26:28,023
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYS)
1864
01:26:28,054 --> 01:26:29,079
Oh.
1865
01:26:30,999 --> 01:26:32,759
What the shit?
1866
01:26:33,462 --> 01:26:35,126
(GASPS DRAMATICALLY)
1867
01:26:37,783 --> 01:26:38,743
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1868
01:26:39,895 --> 01:26:41,237
That was dope.
1869
01:26:45,623 --> 01:26:47,127
(AIR HORN TOOTS)
1870
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:49,846
(YELLS)
1871
01:26:56,631 --> 01:26:58,262
- Hold on. Is that...
- That's a...
1872
01:26:58,295 --> 01:27:01,366
Yes! That's a
lightsaber, Dude.
1873
01:27:01,397 --> 01:27:02,870
Mm-hmm.
1874
01:27:02,903 --> 01:27:04,278
(GUY GRUNTS)
1875
01:27:07,351 --> 01:27:09,399
- Is that a lightsaber?
- It is.
1876
01:27:11,127 --> 01:27:12,535
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1877
01:27:16,823 --> 01:27:18,295
(DUDE GRUNTS)
1878
01:27:25,366 --> 01:27:27,574
(DUDE YELPING)
1879
01:27:35,991 --> 01:27:37,526
(BOTH GRUNT)
1880
01:27:38,838 --> 01:27:40,343
(GROANING)
1881
01:27:40,375 --> 01:27:41,366
(GRUNTS)
1882
01:27:41,399 --> 01:27:42,774
(GRUNTING)
1883
01:27:43,831 --> 01:27:44,791
Oh!
1884
01:27:50,935 --> 01:27:51,991
Guy!
1885
01:27:53,815 --> 01:27:55,254
- (GUY GRUNTS)
- Yes!
1886
01:27:55,287 --> 01:27:57,975
Yes! That's right.
Get up, Guy. Come on.
1887
01:27:58,007 --> 01:27:59,671
(STRAINED GRUNTING)
1888
01:28:01,495 --> 01:28:02,998
(GRUNTING)
1889
01:28:03,767 --> 01:28:05,270
(STRAINING)
1890
01:28:06,582 --> 01:28:08,663
(DUDE CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1891
01:28:13,879 --> 01:28:15,159
- (GASPS)
- (GUY GRUNTS)
1892
01:28:15,191 --> 01:28:16,982
(BOTH GASPING)
1893
01:28:17,846 --> 01:28:18,806
GUY: There you go.
1894
01:28:19,510 --> 01:28:21,494
Do you see them
all now? Yeah?
1895
01:28:21,527 --> 01:28:22,806
- Uh-huh.
- GUY: Yeah?
1896
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:25,591
Yeah, shiny things everywhere.
1897
01:28:26,871 --> 01:28:28,535
Yeah, there you go. Go get it.
1898
01:28:28,566 --> 01:28:30,551
Just lots of little snacks.
1899
01:28:30,582 --> 01:28:32,087
(UPBEAT POP ROCK SONG PLAYING)
1900
01:28:32,119 --> 01:28:33,687
(DUDE CHUCKLING)
1901
01:28:33,718 --> 01:28:37,271
Yeah, not a dancer. No.
1902
01:28:37,302 --> 01:28:39,031
Run free, better me.
1903
01:28:40,216 --> 01:28:41,590
Let's go.
1904
01:28:41,623 --> 01:28:43,031
Where are we going?
1905
01:28:43,063 --> 01:28:44,983
We can't let them
get across that bridge.
1906
01:28:45,016 --> 01:28:46,679
You wanna finish
this out with me?
1907
01:28:46,710 --> 01:28:49,783
Look, I don't even know what's going
on, but hell yes, I'm with you.
1908
01:28:49,816 --> 01:28:51,479
Ha-ha!
1909
01:28:51,510 --> 01:28:53,207
Let's go!
1910
01:29:07,926 --> 01:29:09,174
(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1911
01:29:17,270 --> 01:29:18,519
Antwan, come on, man.
1912
01:29:18,552 --> 01:29:20,918
What are we doing here?
1913
01:29:21,814 --> 01:29:23,447
Where are the servers
to Free City 1?
1914
01:29:23,478 --> 01:29:26,487
No. Antwan,
what the hell are you doing?
1915
01:29:26,518 --> 01:29:30,072
If they get past that horizon to the
build, I lose everything!
1916
01:29:30,103 --> 01:29:31,447
Wait, so you did
steal their code.
1917
01:29:31,478 --> 01:29:33,912
ANTWAN: Welcome to
the conversation, genius.
1918
01:29:33,943 --> 01:29:35,543
Now, where are
those servers?
1919
01:29:35,575 --> 01:29:37,047
It's all of these, but hold on.
I'm trying to wrap my head around this.
1920
01:29:37,078 --> 01:29:38,455
All these? This one?
Right, this one?
1921
01:29:38,486 --> 01:29:39,798
Yeah. How did you...
1922
01:29:41,526 --> 01:29:43,319
(ELECTRICAL WHINING)
1923
01:29:45,943 --> 01:29:46,903
Run.
1924
01:29:49,654 --> 01:29:50,839
(GRUNTING)
1925
01:29:51,543 --> 01:29:52,503
Antwan!
1926
01:29:59,414 --> 01:30:01,238
(ALL SCREAMING)
1927
01:30:02,390 --> 01:30:03,383
Stop!
1928
01:30:03,415 --> 01:30:05,047
(ALL WHIMPERING)
1929
01:30:06,263 --> 01:30:07,512
Officer Johnny!
1930
01:30:07,543 --> 01:30:08,887
- Come on!
- Come on!
1931
01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:14,391
Which server has the ocean
and the rest of the bridge?
1932
01:30:14,422 --> 01:30:15,447
I'm not gonna tell you.
1933
01:30:15,478 --> 01:30:16,503
You're just
gonna destroy it.
1934
01:30:16,534 --> 01:30:17,975
Yeah. 'Cause it's my game.
1935
01:30:18,007 --> 01:30:21,174
Except it's not.
It's Keys' game.
1936
01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,840
You didn't do shit.
1937
01:30:22,872 --> 01:30:25,878
And guess what?
Keys is my boy.
1938
01:30:26,263 --> 01:30:27,287
Security!
1939
01:30:27,319 --> 01:30:30,616
Please escort this former
employee off the premises.
1940
01:30:30,646 --> 01:30:32,598
He can call you
by your real name.
1941
01:30:32,631 --> 01:30:33,783
(GRUNTING)
1942
01:30:49,622 --> 01:30:50,902
(BUDDY GASPS)
1943
01:30:51,223 --> 01:30:52,758
Guy!
1944
01:30:52,791 --> 01:30:54,616
- Buddy! Buddy!
- No, no! Keep going!
1945
01:30:54,646 --> 01:30:56,536
Go without me!
1946
01:30:56,566 --> 01:30:58,711
I've been scared
my whole damn life.
1947
01:31:00,150 --> 01:31:02,006
But I'm not scared anymore.
1948
01:31:05,047 --> 01:31:06,327
I'm sorry.
1949
01:31:06,902 --> 01:31:08,247
I'm not.
1950
01:31:10,871 --> 01:31:12,918
It's been the
best day of my life.
1951
01:31:13,526 --> 01:31:15,287
You get to that build.
1952
01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:18,103
You show 'em we matter.
1953
01:31:23,574 --> 01:31:28,087
That security guard right
there was a goddamn hero.
1954
01:31:28,120 --> 01:31:29,910
(SLOW VERSION
OF FANTASY PLAYING)
1955
01:31:38,838 --> 01:31:40,439
(ALL SCREAMING)
1956
01:31:44,087 --> 01:31:45,206
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
1957
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,398
(SONG FADES)
1958
01:32:39,191 --> 01:32:41,590
(SONG RESUMES)
1959
01:32:41,623 --> 01:32:43,351
(ALL CHEERING)
1960
01:33:03,991 --> 01:33:06,903
You did it! (GRUNTS, CHEERS)
1961
01:33:14,838 --> 01:33:16,535
Yes! Yes!
1962
01:33:16,567 --> 01:33:18,934
Suck it, Antwan! Whoo!
1963
01:33:20,311 --> 01:33:21,814
Antwan, stop!
1964
01:33:22,456 --> 01:33:23,798
It's over.
1965
01:33:25,910 --> 01:33:27,446
He made it.
1966
01:33:27,478 --> 01:33:31,286
Got your game's original build
out there for everyone to see.
1967
01:33:31,318 --> 01:33:33,111
Probably win
your lawsuit, huh?
1968
01:33:33,655 --> 01:33:34,711
Looks likely.
1969
01:33:34,743 --> 01:33:36,151
Cool.
1970
01:33:36,182 --> 01:33:39,894
And here's the thing, bro.
Here's the thing.
1971
01:33:39,926 --> 01:33:42,551
Right here, I got
everything you care about.
1972
01:33:42,583 --> 01:33:46,614
The sliver that's left of Free City,
all your little background friends...
1973
01:33:46,646 --> 01:33:48,983
including your
digital boyfriend.
1974
01:33:49,814 --> 01:33:51,670
Last server.
1975
01:33:51,702 --> 01:33:56,759
Look, I just want the world that
I built and the people in it.
1976
01:33:56,791 --> 01:33:58,358
What's in it for Antwan?
1977
01:33:58,390 --> 01:33:59,544
Everything else.
1978
01:33:59,575 --> 01:34:01,302
Meaning? Pretend I'm dumb.
1979
01:34:01,334 --> 01:34:03,671
You have the rights to our
code, keep all the profits...
1980
01:34:03,703 --> 01:34:05,718
just give me
what's left of Free City.
1981
01:34:05,750 --> 01:34:07,670
Let me build my
own world from there.
1982
01:34:07,702 --> 01:34:11,383
What about Free City 2?
Free City 3?
1983
01:34:11,416 --> 01:34:12,854
And all pursuant spin-offs?
1984
01:34:12,887 --> 01:34:15,830
All yours.
Just put down the axe.
1985
01:34:15,864 --> 01:34:18,391
You know that this is, like,
the dumbest deal
1986
01:34:18,422 --> 01:34:20,759
in the history of
dumb deals, right?
1987
01:34:20,791 --> 01:34:23,094
I mean, you're talking about
giving up millions of dollars.
1988
01:34:23,126 --> 01:34:25,111
Why would anyone do that?
1989
01:34:25,142 --> 01:34:27,415
'Cause Keys and I
made something great.
1990
01:34:29,367 --> 01:34:32,343
And I don't need money or
fame to prove that to myself.
1991
01:34:32,375 --> 01:34:35,191
I'm done playing
your game, Antwan.
1992
01:34:37,336 --> 01:34:39,542
It's time I played mine.
1993
01:34:40,630 --> 01:34:41,815
Deal?
1994
01:34:50,487 --> 01:34:52,696
LARA: Popping today
and not in a good way.
1995
01:34:52,758 --> 01:34:55,127
Sales for Free City 2
continue to slip...
1996
01:34:55,158 --> 01:34:59,383
with numerous reports of bugs in
the code and lagging online play.
1997
01:34:59,416 --> 01:35:01,654
Embattled Soonami game founder
Antwan Hovachelik
1998
01:35:01,687 --> 01:35:03,031
finds himself
in the crosshairs.
1999
01:35:03,063 --> 01:35:04,374
Crosshairs.
2000
01:35:04,406 --> 01:35:06,135
He's in the crosshairs and embattled.
(CHUCKLES)
2001
01:35:06,166 --> 01:35:07,510
We're too busy to gloat.
2002
01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:09,334
- I'm a victim! I'm a victim!
- (KEYS AND MILLIE LAUGH)
2003
01:35:09,366 --> 01:35:11,191
Speaking of busy,
we just doubled
2004
01:35:11,222 --> 01:35:13,367
the amount of unique
visitors we can handle.
2005
01:35:13,399 --> 01:35:14,262
It's amazing.
2006
01:35:14,294 --> 01:35:15,894
Who'd have thought
that so many people...
2007
01:35:15,926 --> 01:35:18,838
would just wanna watch video game
characters instead of shoot at them?
2008
01:35:19,287 --> 01:35:20,343
BOTH: Hmm...
2009
01:35:21,175 --> 01:35:22,199
Oh, yeah, we did.
2010
01:35:22,231 --> 01:35:23,927
Yeah. (LAUGHING)
2011
01:35:24,919 --> 01:35:27,734
You know,
you're pretty cute when you brag.
2012
01:35:27,767 --> 01:35:28,791
ANTWAN: Antwan out!
2013
01:35:28,824 --> 01:35:30,486
LARA: Meanwhile,
the game Free Life
2014
01:35:30,518 --> 01:35:32,887
is quickly becoming
the little indie that could.
2015
01:35:32,920 --> 01:35:36,182
Players are swarming to this
observational, fishbowl game...
2016
01:35:36,214 --> 01:35:39,319
where they interact peacefully with
the one and only Blue Shirt Guy...
2017
01:35:39,351 --> 01:35:42,487
and is now no longer in the
background, a digital friend.
2018
01:35:42,520 --> 01:35:43,670
Uh, hey, Mills...
2019
01:35:45,751 --> 01:35:48,087
Do you wanna come
grab a coffee with me?
2020
01:35:48,119 --> 01:35:50,518
Actually, I'm gonna jump
back into the game.
2021
01:35:52,120 --> 01:35:54,391
- Oh.
- (WHISPERS) Coffee?
2022
01:35:54,422 --> 01:35:56,759
Okay. Yeah. Sounds good.
2023
01:35:56,791 --> 01:35:58,294
I'll just, uh, grab you one.
2024
01:35:58,775 --> 01:35:59,831
Oh, Keys, uh...
2025
01:35:59,863 --> 01:36:01,495
I know, medium coffee,
cream, two sugars.
2026
01:36:01,527 --> 01:36:02,519
Yeah.
2027
01:36:12,311 --> 01:36:14,614
GUY: Hi, Randy. Milton.
2028
01:36:16,919 --> 01:36:18,582
MILLIE: Hmm.
2029
01:36:18,615 --> 01:36:20,214
GUY: I was wondering
when I'd see you again.
2030
01:36:20,246 --> 01:36:21,430
(MILLIE CHUCKLES)
2031
01:36:21,462 --> 01:36:23,831
MILLIE: Yeah, life has
been pretty crazy lately.
2032
01:36:23,863 --> 01:36:25,046
You should see it in here.
2033
01:36:25,078 --> 01:36:27,351
We're talkin' free
bubble gum ice cream for life.
2034
01:36:27,383 --> 01:36:29,078
Wow. (CHUCKLES)
2035
01:36:31,383 --> 01:36:32,343
GUY: Hey, guys.
2036
01:36:41,975 --> 01:36:43,863
Look, Guy...
2037
01:36:43,895 --> 01:36:46,134
Wow, this is harder
than I thought.
2038
01:36:46,711 --> 01:36:48,375
Then let me do it for you.
2039
01:36:49,174 --> 01:36:50,551
Guy...
2040
01:36:53,110 --> 01:36:56,311
you are dreamy.
2041
01:36:56,343 --> 01:36:57,750
(CHUCKLES)
2042
01:36:57,782 --> 01:37:02,167
Your taste in blue shirts and
five-octave musical superstars...
2043
01:37:02,199 --> 01:37:06,294
it's deeply, deeply
attractive to me.
2044
01:37:06,326 --> 01:37:08,759
But I can't keep spending
all my time with you.
2045
01:37:08,791 --> 01:37:13,910
I created this world,
but I can't live my life in it.
2046
01:37:18,263 --> 01:37:20,726
See? Was that so hard?
2047
01:37:21,558 --> 01:37:23,542
So, what are you gonna do?
2048
01:37:24,311 --> 01:37:26,903
Anything I want.
Thanks to you.
2049
01:37:28,151 --> 01:37:29,815
I'm not stuck
in a loop anymore.
2050
01:37:29,847 --> 01:37:31,382
Neither are you.
2051
01:37:33,591 --> 01:37:36,150
I love you, Millie.
2052
01:37:36,182 --> 01:37:39,479
Maybe that is my programming
talking, but guess what?
2053
01:37:40,726 --> 01:37:42,999
Someone wrote that program.
2054
01:37:44,886 --> 01:37:47,031
I'm just a love letter to you.
2055
01:37:47,831 --> 01:37:50,454
Somewhere out there
is the author.
2056
01:37:51,735 --> 01:37:52,919
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2057
01:37:56,887 --> 01:37:57,879
(GASPS)
2058
01:37:57,911 --> 01:37:59,158
(GASPS)
2059
01:38:00,918 --> 01:38:02,231
(TYPING)
2060
01:38:07,447 --> 01:38:11,191
You brought him to life.
You brought him to life.
2061
01:38:11,223 --> 01:38:13,398
And he was alive because
he met the one person
2062
01:38:13,430 --> 01:38:15,095
he'd been waiting for
his whole life.
2063
01:38:15,127 --> 01:38:18,358
And I had to make it
realistic, so...
2064
01:38:19,318 --> 01:38:21,302
I based it off of...
2065
01:38:22,871 --> 01:38:24,022
you.
2066
01:38:25,878 --> 01:38:27,926
The woman of his dreams...
2067
01:38:30,455 --> 01:38:32,087
she was the same as mine.
2068
01:38:32,119 --> 01:38:35,510
So she liked bubble gum
ice cream and swing sets...
2069
01:38:35,542 --> 01:38:39,350
and she had this very cute
but oddly specific habit...
2070
01:38:39,382 --> 01:38:42,679
of always humming this
classic Mariah Carey track.
2071
01:38:42,711 --> 01:38:46,006
Like, all the time,
she would... repeat.
2072
01:38:48,886 --> 01:38:50,038
Finally!
2073
01:38:56,407 --> 01:38:57,558
Keys!
2074
01:39:05,206 --> 01:39:06,871
What are you...
2075
01:39:41,303 --> 01:39:42,678
(PEGASUS WHINNIES)
2076
01:39:46,135 --> 01:39:47,927
You okay, little guy Guy?
2077
01:39:47,959 --> 01:39:49,623
You seem adjective.
2078
01:39:49,655 --> 01:39:52,342
I'm great. I'm great.
You could put me down, by the way.
2079
01:39:52,373 --> 01:39:54,135
Thank you. That was nice.
2080
01:39:54,166 --> 01:39:57,591
No, I'm great.
You're great, Dude.
2081
01:39:58,935 --> 01:40:00,791
I just miss my best friend.
2082
01:40:00,823 --> 01:40:02,071
(DUDE SIGHS)
2083
01:40:02,103 --> 01:40:05,079
We used to do the same walk
together every day.
2084
01:40:05,110 --> 01:40:08,503
Except he wore a shirt.
And could complete a full sentence.
2085
01:40:08,535 --> 01:40:10,071
I can bench press
a sentence.
2086
01:40:10,103 --> 01:40:13,623
(LAUGHS) Yeah, that's totally
not the same thing at all.
2087
01:40:13,655 --> 01:40:15,831
(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
Harder laughter!
2088
01:40:16,567 --> 01:40:17,559
Oh...
2089
01:40:17,590 --> 01:40:18,679
Guy?
2090
01:40:21,142 --> 01:40:23,030
- Buddy!
- No!
2091
01:40:23,062 --> 01:40:24,247
Oh, my God! Guy!
2092
01:40:24,279 --> 01:40:25,783
Buddy! I thought I'd lost you!
2093
01:40:25,815 --> 01:40:27,095
You didn't!
2094
01:40:27,127 --> 01:40:29,047
One minute, I'm running on
a crazy bridge to nowhere...
2095
01:40:29,079 --> 01:40:31,286
thinkin' my sweet
mundane life is over.
2096
01:40:31,319 --> 01:40:33,975
The next minute, I'm like
in some type of flyin'...
2097
01:40:34,007 --> 01:40:36,023
and some like fairy dust,
pixie dust...
2098
01:40:36,055 --> 01:40:39,991
and then I plopped down
into this slice of heaven.
2099
01:40:40,022 --> 01:40:42,487
- Man, I love it here.
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
2100
01:40:42,519 --> 01:40:44,951
In fact, a couple of days ago,
I rode a centaur.
2101
01:40:44,983 --> 01:40:46,295
Now, it might sound weird...
2102
01:40:46,327 --> 01:40:49,591
I took a piggyback ride on a
half-dude and a half-horse...
2103
01:40:49,622 --> 01:40:51,830
whatever a centaur
is, I did it.
2104
01:40:51,862 --> 01:40:53,335
I rode a dude, too!
2105
01:40:53,366 --> 01:40:54,583
Friendly gesture!
2106
01:40:54,615 --> 01:40:56,215
So friendly!
2107
01:40:56,246 --> 01:40:57,590
Come on, bring it in!
2108
01:40:57,622 --> 01:40:58,903
- Are we gonna hug?
- I'm coming for you!
2109
01:40:58,935 --> 01:41:00,311
- No, you're not. I'm coming for you.
- Yes, I am!
2110
01:41:00,343 --> 01:41:01,527
- You come here!
- I'm coming to you!
2111
01:41:01,559 --> 01:41:03,223
I'm reeling you in.
I'm reeling you in.
2112
01:41:03,255 --> 01:41:04,695
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2113
01:41:06,230 --> 01:41:07,831
Buddy, I missed you!
2114
01:41:07,862 --> 01:41:09,782
Hey, so where's the bank?
2115
01:41:11,127 --> 01:41:12,566
There is no bank.
2116
01:41:12,599 --> 01:41:14,007
So what do we do?
2117
01:41:14,039 --> 01:41:16,183
Whatever we want.
2118
01:41:18,710 --> 01:41:20,662
- (GUY CHUCKLES)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
2119
01:41:20,693 --> 01:41:22,839
(FANTASY BY MARIAH CAREY PLAYING)
2120
01:41:24,567 --> 01:41:26,487
- GUY: Hey, guys.
- CENTAUR: Hey, Guy.
2121
01:41:27,793 --> 01:41:34,193
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2122
01:41:34,287 --> 01:41:42,187
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