1 00:00:15,885 --> 00:00:19,858 ( plane flying overhead ) 2 00:00:19,893 --> 00:00:21,395 ( background chatter ) 3 00:00:34,452 --> 00:00:36,757 Okay, when we get in there, 4 00:00:36,790 --> 00:00:38,126 we're gonna have about 30 seconds to pitch this. 5 00:00:38,159 --> 00:00:40,797 Are you sure we couldn't have just gotten a meeting with them? 6 00:00:40,830 --> 00:00:42,267 Robbie, when they're at these conventions 7 00:00:42,301 --> 00:00:44,338 these guys don't have time to scratch their ass, 8 00:00:44,371 --> 00:00:46,875 let alone schedule a sit-down. 9 00:00:46,908 --> 00:00:50,148 Can't exactly pop by set. It's in Saskatchewan. 10 00:00:50,181 --> 00:00:52,118 You and I both know that they would never call us back 11 00:00:52,152 --> 00:00:53,921 if we had their numbers, which we don't. 12 00:00:53,955 --> 00:00:56,092 Okay, but they're already on a show. 13 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,896 Right? And it's been on for more than ten years. 14 00:00:57,929 --> 00:01:00,234 Yeah, well, eventually something's gotta give, right? 15 00:01:00,267 --> 00:01:02,103 I mean, hey, I love this show, 16 00:01:02,136 --> 00:01:03,473 but it's no "Condor Valley." 17 00:01:03,506 --> 00:01:05,544 Well, dude, "Condor Valley"'s a cable show. 18 00:01:05,577 --> 00:01:09,183 Exactly, and that's where we and they belong. 19 00:01:09,216 --> 00:01:11,320 I think you're right. They're really gonna love the show. 20 00:01:11,354 --> 00:01:12,823 Especially the quirky mechanic character. 21 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:14,125 By the way, you're perfect for that. 22 00:01:14,158 --> 00:01:15,227 -Thank you. -But, like, 23 00:01:15,262 --> 00:01:17,098 -how can't they love this show? -Yeah. 24 00:01:17,131 --> 00:01:19,034 PS: Good call on the disguises. 25 00:01:19,068 --> 00:01:20,971 - The hats are really workin'. - Told ya. 26 00:01:21,005 --> 00:01:22,274 Come on, Rich and Rob. 27 00:01:22,308 --> 00:01:23,843 - Move. - Maybe not. 28 00:01:23,876 --> 00:01:24,878 Told ya. 29 00:01:24,911 --> 00:01:27,851 ( music playing ) 30 00:01:32,126 --> 00:01:34,964 ♪ Looking for a sign 31 00:01:34,997 --> 00:01:37,603 ♪ Looking for a table set for fun ♪ 32 00:01:37,636 --> 00:01:41,075 ♪ Set the alarm to exactly half-past none ♪ 33 00:01:43,379 --> 00:01:47,487 ♪ Just tell me where to sign for you. ♪ 34 00:01:47,521 --> 00:01:48,889 -Thank you. - Thank you. 35 00:01:48,923 --> 00:01:50,192 - All right. - See ya again. 36 00:01:50,225 --> 00:01:52,196 - Hey. - Hi. 37 00:01:52,229 --> 00:01:55,868 - What are you doing here? - I believe these are for you. 38 00:01:55,902 --> 00:01:57,238 And, uh, hold this. 39 00:01:58,908 --> 00:02:01,045 - What's going on, fellas? - Hey. 40 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:03,249 - Hey, buddy. - Justin. 41 00:02:03,283 --> 00:02:05,052 - Justin. - It's Rich and Rob. 42 00:02:05,086 --> 00:02:06,522 Rich and Rob, nice to meet you, Rich and Rob. Hop in, guys. 43 00:02:06,556 --> 00:02:08,493 - We'll duck down for ya. - We-- uh, we know you guys. 44 00:02:08,526 --> 00:02:11,264 We-- we're actually appearing here at the convention with you. 45 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:12,367 - Oh really? - Yeah. 46 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,537 - For what? - No, we-- we worked on the show. 47 00:02:14,571 --> 00:02:17,275 - Oh, so-- really? - Yeah. 48 00:02:17,309 --> 00:02:19,045 - Catering. - Oh, dude, catering. 49 00:02:19,078 --> 00:02:21,550 No, actors, actors, actors. 50 00:02:21,584 --> 00:02:23,253 - No, I play God. - God of the griddle. 51 00:02:23,286 --> 00:02:24,555 - Huh? Come on. - God of the griddle. 52 00:02:24,589 --> 00:02:25,557 - Sorry. - What pose are we doing here? 53 00:02:25,591 --> 00:02:28,295 Uh, you wanna do, uh, rewalk to the prom... 54 00:02:28,329 --> 00:02:29,699 - Uh... - ...angry cop, squishy bear? 55 00:02:29,732 --> 00:02:31,602 N-no-no. How 'bout-- how 'bout 56 00:02:31,635 --> 00:02:34,407 we pitch you your next hit show? 57 00:02:34,440 --> 00:02:35,610 - That's awesome. - That's a new one. 58 00:02:35,643 --> 00:02:36,879 - Come on, guys, let's go. - Okay, okay, okay, we're going. 59 00:02:36,911 --> 00:02:39,717 Y'all gonna be the first ones. This has never, never been done. 60 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:42,155 Um, it's a procedural. 61 00:02:42,188 --> 00:02:43,557 - Yep. - Okay, think, uh, 62 00:02:43,590 --> 00:02:45,293 "True Detective" meets "Walking Dead." 63 00:02:45,326 --> 00:02:48,266 Right, the hunt for a killer in post apocalyptic America. 64 00:02:48,299 --> 00:02:49,601 - We're listening. - Okay, great. 65 00:02:49,635 --> 00:02:51,338 - So the show would star you guys-- - Man: Next! 66 00:02:51,372 --> 00:02:52,306 - All right. - No, we're not actually-- 67 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,277 - That was good. - We gave 'em a great photo. 68 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:55,747 - Take care, guys. - Hey, how are you? 69 00:02:55,780 --> 00:02:58,017 We didn't even get to the quirky mechanic. 70 00:02:58,050 --> 00:03:00,154 - That's the heart of the show. - Shit! 71 00:03:00,188 --> 00:03:02,592 Okay, there's only one thing for us to do. 72 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,729 You go buy two more tickets, I'll get back in line. 73 00:03:04,763 --> 00:03:06,700 Rich, those tickets are $300 a pop. 74 00:03:06,733 --> 00:03:09,773 Hey! Who's gonna invest in us if not us? Am I right? 75 00:03:09,806 --> 00:03:12,009 Do you or do you not wanna become 76 00:03:12,043 --> 00:03:14,748 the super successful entertainment tycoon sons of bitches 77 00:03:14,782 --> 00:03:17,653 we were meant to be? Hm? 78 00:03:20,626 --> 00:03:21,994 Atta boy. 79 00:03:24,666 --> 00:03:27,471 Act one, rain falls on a body 80 00:03:27,505 --> 00:03:29,742 face down in a dark alley. 81 00:03:29,775 --> 00:03:31,445 Is it dead? Is it sleeping? 82 00:03:31,479 --> 00:03:33,148 Is it a man? 83 00:03:33,182 --> 00:03:34,785 - No, no, and no. - Right. 84 00:03:34,819 --> 00:03:36,488 And then this quirky mechanic comes in... 85 00:03:36,522 --> 00:03:37,624 - Man: Next! - Wait, just wait. 86 00:03:37,657 --> 00:03:39,260 Man: No! Go! 87 00:03:39,293 --> 00:03:41,229 But Leo's just a grad student 88 00:03:41,264 --> 00:03:44,168 with a B in women's studies and a C minus in life. 89 00:03:44,202 --> 00:03:46,273 Yeah. And then this quirky mechanic comes-- 90 00:03:46,306 --> 00:03:48,443 - Man: Next! - God damn it! 91 00:03:48,477 --> 00:03:50,814 - And as the sun sets on him... - Can you take your beanie off? 92 00:03:50,848 --> 00:03:53,151 - Rob! - What? I paid for it. 93 00:03:53,185 --> 00:03:56,391 Leo holds Mike in his arms and Mike says, 94 00:03:56,424 --> 00:03:58,161 "I'm... 95 00:03:58,194 --> 00:04:00,265 I'm a twin." 96 00:04:00,299 --> 00:04:02,636 And then he dies. 97 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:04,574 And then, 98 00:04:04,607 --> 00:04:08,647 this quirky mechanic character comes in and he says, 99 00:04:08,681 --> 00:04:10,651 - "Leo, I'm in the woods"-- - Next! 100 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,354 God, you're an ass face! 101 00:04:12,387 --> 00:04:16,361 And then Dustin, the last surviving triplet 102 00:04:16,394 --> 00:04:19,367 falls to his knees at his brothers' fresh graves 103 00:04:19,400 --> 00:04:22,607 and swears to the heavens that he will not stop 104 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,842 - until the killer-- - Or killers. 105 00:04:23,875 --> 00:04:26,580 ...is caught and justice is served. 106 00:04:27,917 --> 00:04:30,688 Well? What do you think? 107 00:04:30,722 --> 00:04:32,558 Yeah-- ahem. 108 00:04:32,591 --> 00:04:33,827 Guys, it sounds amazing. 109 00:04:33,860 --> 00:04:35,564 I mean, I'm-- I'm getting choked up. 110 00:04:35,597 --> 00:04:36,633 - ( clears throat ) - Yeah, me too. 111 00:04:36,666 --> 00:04:38,770 It's just too bad that we don't do procedurals. 112 00:04:38,803 --> 00:04:40,372 - Both: Sorry. - What, wait. 113 00:04:40,406 --> 00:04:41,808 Why didn't you say that at the beginning? 114 00:04:41,842 --> 00:04:44,480 - Man: Next! - I, oh. 115 00:04:44,513 --> 00:04:47,351 - Hey, thanks for coming in, guys. - See you at catering, huh? 116 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:51,961 - Hey, Doug. - Hey, bud. 117 00:04:51,994 --> 00:04:53,563 Sorry to bother you at home. 118 00:04:53,597 --> 00:04:55,768 - Oh, no forget about it, man. - Hey, listen. 119 00:04:55,801 --> 00:04:57,905 I-- I need you to up the limit on my Visa. 120 00:04:57,938 --> 00:04:59,408 Oh, no. 121 00:04:59,441 --> 00:05:01,444 I'm afraid you're kind of maxed out there, bud. 122 00:05:01,477 --> 00:05:02,681 What happened? Did you get another DUI? 123 00:05:02,714 --> 00:05:03,783 No. 124 00:05:03,816 --> 00:05:06,253 Rich: How many is that now? 125 00:05:06,286 --> 00:05:08,357 I had one, like, nine years ago. 126 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:09,727 Rich: It was more like six years. 127 00:05:09,760 --> 00:05:12,330 Would you please just give me a minute? 128 00:05:12,364 --> 00:05:13,600 Sorry, Doug, um... 129 00:05:13,634 --> 00:05:14,969 Yeah, so I-- I-- I, uh, 130 00:05:15,003 --> 00:05:18,275 I accidentally bought a-- a few pictures with, uh, Justin and-- 131 00:05:18,308 --> 00:05:20,245 - and Jaden. - Oh, yeah. 132 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:21,682 I get that. They're pretty hot. 133 00:05:21,716 --> 00:05:23,418 How many is a few? 134 00:05:23,452 --> 00:05:25,022 Uh... 12. 135 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:27,392 Whoa. ( chuckles ) 136 00:05:27,425 --> 00:05:29,329 Okay there, fanboy. 137 00:05:29,362 --> 00:05:30,732 Well, I guess I can... 138 00:05:30,765 --> 00:05:33,604 Hey, Angus, come on. 139 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:35,440 Guess I can wire you some cash. 140 00:05:35,474 --> 00:05:38,312 Oh, Doug, no. I can't owe you any more money. 141 00:05:38,345 --> 00:05:41,786 Hey, you turn that frown upside down, sad clown. 142 00:05:41,819 --> 00:05:43,455 Your star's on the rise. 143 00:05:43,489 --> 00:05:45,325 I mean, pretty soon I'm gonna be begging you for money. 144 00:05:45,358 --> 00:05:47,395 Remember, we're still waiting to hear back on that part 145 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:48,832 for "Just Shoot Me!" You know? 146 00:05:48,866 --> 00:05:50,300 No, Doug, no. 147 00:05:50,334 --> 00:05:52,304 That show was cancelled, like, 12 years ago. 148 00:05:52,338 --> 00:05:54,542 Hey, you never know, bud. 149 00:05:54,575 --> 00:05:56,679 No, I know, actually. I know. 150 00:05:56,713 --> 00:05:58,784 Angus, stop. 151 00:05:58,817 --> 00:05:59,786 Who we cooking for, tonight? 152 00:05:59,819 --> 00:06:04,094 Angus' biological mom is coming over tonight. 153 00:06:04,127 --> 00:06:05,529 It's kind of a big deal. 154 00:06:05,562 --> 00:06:07,366 He's being really kind of bitchy about it. 155 00:06:07,399 --> 00:06:08,635 Stop it, Angus. 156 00:06:08,668 --> 00:06:09,971 Are we sure that it's safe 157 00:06:10,005 --> 00:06:12,542 for him to be fingering the vegetables like that? 158 00:06:12,575 --> 00:06:14,880 Okay, all right, buddy, I gotta run. My sauce is burning. 159 00:06:14,914 --> 00:06:17,785 I know, I know, Angus. I can smell it, too, Angus. 160 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:18,887 - ( chattering ) - Calm down. 161 00:06:33,714 --> 00:06:35,518 Is it beer o'clock already? 162 00:06:35,551 --> 00:06:38,456 - ( sighs ) - What? 163 00:06:38,489 --> 00:06:41,128 You got a king-size bed? Must be nice. 164 00:06:41,162 --> 00:06:42,931 Stay on point, man. What's up? 165 00:06:42,965 --> 00:06:44,667 ( sighs ) 166 00:06:44,702 --> 00:06:47,807 Last night, I just-- I-- my spirits were so high. 167 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,145 I thought for sure we'd be selling 168 00:06:50,179 --> 00:06:52,015 Justin and Jaden on "Triplet Homicide." 169 00:06:52,048 --> 00:06:53,251 Thought it'd be a home run. 170 00:06:53,284 --> 00:06:56,924 And now, I'm $3,600 in the red and back on Planet Asshole. 171 00:06:56,957 --> 00:06:59,629 - Yeah. - I mean, the highs and lows 172 00:06:59,662 --> 00:07:03,803 of this con life... it's gonna kill me, man. 173 00:07:03,837 --> 00:07:06,943 Unless they put you on the map. 174 00:07:06,976 --> 00:07:09,781 Yeah, map of Downtown Dickville. 175 00:07:09,814 --> 00:07:12,552 No man, you just had a brilliant idea. 176 00:07:12,586 --> 00:07:16,227 This convention life we live, yeah, it's an absolute circus, right? 177 00:07:16,260 --> 00:07:18,932 The ups, the downs, the-- the blackout drinking, 178 00:07:18,965 --> 00:07:20,801 - the drug-fueled threesomes... - We never had a-- 179 00:07:20,834 --> 00:07:23,005 ...all of which are key ingredients 180 00:07:23,039 --> 00:07:25,643 to every hit show on television. 181 00:07:25,677 --> 00:07:27,614 - You think? - Oh, buddy, I know. 182 00:07:27,647 --> 00:07:31,621 I got three words for you, H-B-O. 183 00:07:31,654 --> 00:07:33,158 That's not really a-- 184 00:07:33,191 --> 00:07:34,694 Play me in Scrabble, watch and find out. 185 00:07:34,727 --> 00:07:36,831 H-B-O, three words. Three words that make me right. 186 00:07:36,864 --> 00:07:38,801 I'm telling you man, this is the recipe. 187 00:07:38,834 --> 00:07:40,104 This is the show we need to be making. 188 00:07:40,137 --> 00:07:43,543 Us, a show about our life. 189 00:07:43,576 --> 00:07:45,046 This life. 190 00:07:45,080 --> 00:07:46,882 Mm-hmm, yeah, okay. 191 00:07:46,916 --> 00:07:48,953 - The convention adventures... - Uh-huh. 192 00:07:48,987 --> 00:07:51,157 ...of a handsome, yet neurotic divorcé... 193 00:07:51,191 --> 00:07:53,027 - Uh-huh. - ...and his asshole buddy. 194 00:07:53,061 --> 00:07:54,163 You really think I'm handsome? 195 00:07:54,197 --> 00:07:56,633 This is a great idea. We could probably write this. 196 00:07:56,667 --> 00:07:58,204 Buddy, we don't need to write it. 197 00:07:58,237 --> 00:08:00,073 It writes itself. We're living it. 198 00:08:00,107 --> 00:08:03,580 It's happening all around us. All we've gotta do is transcribe it. 199 00:08:03,613 --> 00:08:04,982 We'll take your really good camera... 200 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:06,252 - It's Marney's camera. - Ah, you're still married. 201 00:08:06,285 --> 00:08:09,691 Still shared property, your camera. We take that camera. 202 00:08:09,724 --> 00:08:11,161 - We make the show. - Okay. 203 00:08:11,194 --> 00:08:15,001 You write it, I direct it, we sell it. 204 00:08:15,035 --> 00:08:16,270 Drop-a-da-mic. 205 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:17,773 Feedback. 206 00:08:20,711 --> 00:08:22,014 - Get out. - Okay. 207 00:08:24,986 --> 00:08:27,792 I cannot believe we didn't think of this sooner. 208 00:08:27,825 --> 00:08:28,994 I know. It's really great. 209 00:08:29,027 --> 00:08:30,163 - I'm excited. - Yeah. 210 00:08:30,196 --> 00:08:31,932 What are you ladies so giddy about? 211 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:35,305 - Hey, man, use a plate, would ya? - We are making a TV show. 212 00:08:35,338 --> 00:08:37,643 Am I in it? 213 00:08:37,676 --> 00:08:39,280 - Every show needs an asshole. - True. 214 00:08:39,313 --> 00:08:41,349 Whoo-hoo! Wah-hah-hah-whoo! 215 00:08:41,384 --> 00:08:46,293 I just booked a pilot. Suck it, band. 216 00:08:46,326 --> 00:08:48,629 Hey, can I be a cop or Hispanic? 217 00:08:48,663 --> 00:08:51,802 - Can I be a Hispanic cop? - No, you're yourself, actually. 218 00:08:51,836 --> 00:08:53,705 Or I mean kind of. Well, it's about us, you know? 219 00:08:53,738 --> 00:08:56,411 All of us. And, uh, our life on the road. 220 00:08:56,444 --> 00:08:58,114 Yeah, it's a single-camera comedy 221 00:08:58,147 --> 00:09:01,954 set behind the scenes in the world of fan conventions. 222 00:09:01,988 --> 00:09:04,993 Never been done before. We're entertainment pioneers. 223 00:09:05,026 --> 00:09:07,297 What's going on here? Paper plate caucus? 224 00:09:07,331 --> 00:09:10,670 ( laughs ) Oh, boy. 225 00:09:10,704 --> 00:09:13,275 Paper plate caucus. You're so quick. 226 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:16,080 Okay, calm down, Rob. 227 00:09:16,114 --> 00:09:17,850 Hey, what are you doodling there, Richie? 228 00:09:17,884 --> 00:09:19,119 Ah-ah. No peeking. 229 00:09:19,153 --> 00:09:20,388 Hey, did you hear the big news? 230 00:09:20,421 --> 00:09:23,861 These two are making a TV show, and I just landed the lead role. 231 00:09:23,895 --> 00:09:27,768 You don't say? Uh, what's it called? 232 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,138 Well, we haven't figured that out yet. 233 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:32,076 - Still kind of-- - ♪ "Con Jockeys." 234 00:09:32,110 --> 00:09:33,312 Seriously? 235 00:09:33,345 --> 00:09:34,481 - That's good. - Right? 236 00:09:34,514 --> 00:09:37,320 - "Con Jockeys"? - "Con Jockeys." 237 00:09:37,353 --> 00:09:38,989 "Con Jockeys." 238 00:09:42,196 --> 00:09:43,431 Oh, there. 239 00:09:43,464 --> 00:09:45,034 Those are the guys I was telling you about. 240 00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:47,872 - ( mixed chatter ) - ( stammering ) 241 00:09:47,905 --> 00:09:50,243 That's-- that's Sheriff Winters and Pastor Phil 242 00:09:50,276 --> 00:09:52,347 from "Condor Valley." 243 00:09:52,380 --> 00:09:54,518 - Yeah, it's Mark and Josh. - Oh, my God. 244 00:09:54,551 --> 00:09:56,020 Robbie, have you ever seen "Condor Valley?" 245 00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:57,924 "Condor Valley" is an amazing show. 246 00:09:57,958 --> 00:10:00,095 - Robbie, have you seen it? - What are they doing here? 247 00:10:00,128 --> 00:10:02,366 Oh, there's a "Condor Valley" convention. 248 00:10:02,399 --> 00:10:04,903 Con-Con. It's across the street at the Westin. 249 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,242 - Oh wow, the Westin. - Con-Con. 250 00:10:07,275 --> 00:10:09,178 Yeah, those guys use crowdfunding, 251 00:10:09,211 --> 00:10:12,918 and they raised $2 million to make their own show. 252 00:10:12,951 --> 00:10:15,189 They broke fundmything.com. 253 00:10:15,222 --> 00:10:17,093 Oh, my gosh. It must be an amazing concept. 254 00:10:17,126 --> 00:10:20,266 - Huh? - Actually it's kind of similar to-- 255 00:10:20,299 --> 00:10:22,336 - Shut the ( expletive) up. - Ah... 256 00:10:22,370 --> 00:10:23,438 - Yeah. - No. 257 00:10:23,472 --> 00:10:24,840 - This guy. - I'm gonna propose. 258 00:10:24,873 --> 00:10:26,543 Little soul, bitches. 259 00:10:26,577 --> 00:10:29,048 - Hi. - I haven't seen you. 260 00:10:29,081 --> 00:10:30,917 - Hi, hi, hi. - Get a room. 261 00:10:30,951 --> 00:10:32,354 Oh, we're in a place where you think I can't see you. 262 00:10:32,388 --> 00:10:34,157 Hello, hey buddy. how are you? It's so good to see you. 263 00:10:34,190 --> 00:10:36,328 Mark and Josh, this is Rob and Rich. 264 00:10:36,361 --> 00:10:38,399 - I'm a big fan. I mean... - Aw, thanks, man. 265 00:10:38,432 --> 00:10:40,001 Do you wanna grab a photo or something? 266 00:10:40,035 --> 00:10:42,072 - Maybe later. - I'll wait. 267 00:10:42,105 --> 00:10:44,577 We have a lot of time. We're here for a convention, also. 268 00:10:44,611 --> 00:10:46,947 Oh cool. What-- what-- what industry? 269 00:10:46,981 --> 00:10:49,052 - We-- we're actors. - Mm-hmm. 270 00:10:49,085 --> 00:10:50,921 - ( expletive ) man, I am so sorry. - No, that's cool. 271 00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,291 - 'Cause you're not gonna... - I didn't know. 272 00:10:52,325 --> 00:10:53,460 - I don't know. - You guys get him. 273 00:10:53,493 --> 00:10:55,998 Yeah. ( laughs ) 274 00:10:56,031 --> 00:10:57,400 I always get you the ( expletive ) like that. 275 00:10:57,434 --> 00:10:58,502 I got-- I gotta tell you guys. 276 00:10:58,536 --> 00:11:01,408 I mean, congratulations on raising all that money. 277 00:11:01,442 --> 00:11:03,244 - Oh, God, thank you. - Oh yeah, yeah, you're so welcome. 278 00:11:03,278 --> 00:11:06,884 - Yeah, $2.5 million. - Yeah, 2.5 big ones. 279 00:11:06,918 --> 00:11:09,389 - Yeah, I thought it was two-- - What? 280 00:11:09,422 --> 00:11:12,094 - Two, just two or... - Well, it's the two that you're saying, 281 00:11:12,127 --> 00:11:14,064 plus the point five that we're talking about. 282 00:11:14,098 --> 00:11:15,967 - Richie: Oh. - So then if you put them together... 283 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:16,936 - Richie: Right. - Sort of like... 284 00:11:16,969 --> 00:11:18,940 Are you here for an accounting convention? 285 00:11:18,973 --> 00:11:20,175 'Cause you seem like an accountant. 286 00:11:20,209 --> 00:11:23,115 - 2.5 it's 2.5. 2.5. - Rich: Well, I've gotta tell you, 287 00:11:23,148 --> 00:11:24,484 - I can't wait to see it. - Mark: Yeah, thanks, man. 288 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,686 - Yeah, yeah. - Thank you so much. Yeah. 289 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,625 - What's it called? - Both: "Con Junkies." 290 00:11:28,658 --> 00:11:31,463 It's about a whole fan convention thing, kind of scenario. 291 00:11:31,497 --> 00:11:33,933 This world of, you know, cons and conventions, kinda. 292 00:11:33,968 --> 00:11:35,137 We've been doing it for a while. 293 00:11:35,170 --> 00:11:36,606 - Seriously? - Yeah. 294 00:11:36,639 --> 00:11:38,710 Groundbreaking. Never been done before. 295 00:11:38,743 --> 00:11:39,712 - That's what "Variety" said. - "Variety." 296 00:11:39,745 --> 00:11:41,448 - That's not our words. - "Hollywood Reporter." 297 00:11:41,481 --> 00:11:43,185 "Variety" did-- they did like a whole blurb on it. 298 00:11:43,218 --> 00:11:46,425 The guys are actually making a similar show. 299 00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:49,697 - Not that... - Not that similar. 300 00:11:49,731 --> 00:11:50,965 - Yeah. - What's it called? 301 00:11:50,999 --> 00:11:52,502 - Well, we're still hammering... - Oh yeah, hammering an outline. 302 00:11:52,536 --> 00:11:53,571 - ...the outline. - Yeah. 303 00:11:53,604 --> 00:11:55,641 - Lots of work to be done... - You dropped this. 304 00:11:55,675 --> 00:11:57,978 - Oh boy, that's... - Oh, whoa. 305 00:11:58,012 --> 00:12:00,216 Both: "The Title of Our Show is Con Jockeys." 306 00:12:00,249 --> 00:12:02,220 Yay. Do you guys like ride around in these conventions 307 00:12:02,253 --> 00:12:04,156 - on like a horse? - They drew it on a plate. 308 00:12:04,190 --> 00:12:05,258 - That's cool. - We're done. 309 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,529 How much, uh, fundage you got for that bad boy? 310 00:12:07,563 --> 00:12:09,165 We haven't really-- we just, uh... 311 00:12:09,199 --> 00:12:11,169 We're sort of in pre, pre, pre-production. 312 00:12:11,203 --> 00:12:13,106 - Ah, pre, pre, pre-hell. - Both: Yeah, yeah. 313 00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,409 Yeah, we got a producer for that. 314 00:12:14,442 --> 00:12:15,644 - Scoots. - Hey. 315 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:17,047 - What's up, Scottie? - What up? 316 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:19,318 Yeah, what up? He's so gangster. 317 00:12:19,351 --> 00:12:20,754 - Great producer. - Yeah, really top-notch. 318 00:12:20,788 --> 00:12:22,591 What's the-- what's the gist about "Con Jockeys"? 319 00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:25,329 - What're you-- what's it about? - Well, uh... 320 00:12:25,362 --> 00:12:28,033 Rob, uh, plays Rob. 321 00:12:28,067 --> 00:12:31,340 And then I'm gonna play, uh, a character, 322 00:12:31,373 --> 00:12:33,177 - uh, named R-Rich. - Right. 323 00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:34,546 I came up with the names. 324 00:12:37,485 --> 00:12:40,524 So you guys play yourselves in the show? 325 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:42,528 - Um... - 'Cause we're not doing that. 326 00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,696 No, we don't do that. 327 00:12:43,730 --> 00:12:44,832 We're not doing anything like that really. 328 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:47,202 Yeah, like in real life my name's Mark, his name's Josh. 329 00:12:47,236 --> 00:12:49,072 But on the show we play Mike and Jersh. 330 00:12:49,106 --> 00:12:50,709 - Right. - Jersh? 331 00:12:50,743 --> 00:12:51,912 Yeah. Short for Jershua. 332 00:12:51,945 --> 00:12:54,683 Well, you know, we're not really playing ourselves, either. 333 00:12:54,716 --> 00:12:57,522 It's like, you know, uh, we're like heightened versions of ourselves. 334 00:12:57,556 --> 00:13:00,694 It's like-- like in the show Rich has been married three times. 335 00:13:00,727 --> 00:13:02,196 I've-- I've been married three times. 336 00:13:02,230 --> 00:13:03,500 Yeah, but, you know, yeah. 337 00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:06,271 Mark and Josh, come on in for a group selfie. 338 00:13:06,305 --> 00:13:07,307 - Come on. - Oh. 339 00:13:07,340 --> 00:13:09,578 - You got Bernie Kopell? - Yeah, he called us. 340 00:13:09,611 --> 00:13:12,316 Guys, the ship's about to sail. Come on. 341 00:13:12,349 --> 00:13:15,287 - You're nuts. - He's out of his ( expletive ) mind. 342 00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,793 Here's the thing. Duty calls, Sheriff. 343 00:13:17,826 --> 00:13:20,899 - After you, Pastor. - ( laughing ) 344 00:13:20,932 --> 00:13:23,502 You guys should ping Scottie. Maybe he can get you a part. 345 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:26,308 - Outside. - Yeah. 346 00:13:26,342 --> 00:13:27,544 Hey, I'll take a part. 347 00:13:27,577 --> 00:13:29,715 Hey, sorry. They're famous, guys. 348 00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:32,921 Sorry, guys. 349 00:13:32,954 --> 00:13:35,759 I thought you should know, you know, because it's so... 350 00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:38,397 No, no, it's all right. There're other ideas out there. 351 00:13:38,430 --> 00:13:40,434 We'll just, uh-- we'll find another one... 352 00:13:40,468 --> 00:13:41,737 - again. - Yeah. 353 00:13:41,770 --> 00:13:43,640 And, hey, whatever we come up with, 354 00:13:43,674 --> 00:13:46,211 whatever show we make, you are in. 355 00:13:46,244 --> 00:13:48,248 - Oh. - Yeah. 356 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:52,757 I mean, it's not-- I have to check with Mark and Josh first. 357 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,060 I mean, their contract's kind of binding. 358 00:13:54,093 --> 00:13:56,597 - So I'm not really... - Oh, you're-- you're in their show? 359 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:57,867 - Oh, yeah. - Oh. 360 00:13:57,900 --> 00:13:59,836 - No, I'm doing-- I'm doing that one. - Well, that's great. 361 00:13:59,870 --> 00:14:01,272 - I mean, hey, yeah. - Yeah. 362 00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,541 - Yeah, you are. - It's pretty exciting. 363 00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:03,410 - Yes. - I'm excited. 364 00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,946 - Congratulations. - That's awesome. 365 00:14:04,980 --> 00:14:06,916 - Hey, get over here. - Come on, Carly. 366 00:14:06,949 --> 00:14:09,387 What're you doing? Come on. 367 00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:11,525 - Congrats. - Absolutely. 368 00:14:11,558 --> 00:14:12,794 - ( all laughing ) - Hey, Scottie! 369 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,296 - Woman: Thanks. - Scottie! 370 00:14:14,329 --> 00:14:16,300 It's time for some fun. Come on, gang. 371 00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:18,370 - Wait, wait, wait. - Scottie, let's go. 372 00:14:18,404 --> 00:14:19,940 - In the photo. - Oh, hey, Handler Beth. 373 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:20,975 - Beth: Yeah? - We got room for one more. 374 00:14:21,009 --> 00:14:22,813 - Beth, Beth, Beth. - Let's go, Handler Beth. 375 00:14:22,846 --> 00:14:24,449 All right, good job. 376 00:14:24,482 --> 00:14:26,285 Ready? You ready? And... 377 00:14:30,827 --> 00:14:32,463 You know what, man? 378 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:35,302 We are making our show. 379 00:14:35,335 --> 00:14:36,404 But those other guys, they have... 380 00:14:36,437 --> 00:14:37,806 Who gives a rats A? 381 00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,910 A great idea is a great idea. 382 00:14:39,944 --> 00:14:41,981 And ours is a great idea. 383 00:14:42,014 --> 00:14:45,487 I mean, you think there's only been one doctor show ever on TV? 384 00:14:45,521 --> 00:14:48,827 - ( scoffs ) Been a million. - There've been a gazillion. 385 00:14:48,861 --> 00:14:50,764 And-- and what if, you know, 386 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:53,001 after "Chicago Hope" came out, John Wells would be like, 387 00:14:53,034 --> 00:14:54,838 "Ah, I'm out." You know? 388 00:14:54,872 --> 00:14:56,474 One doctor show. Don't need any more. 389 00:14:56,508 --> 00:14:57,777 No "E.R." 390 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:00,816 Do you realize that the world would be Clooney-less right now? 391 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:02,819 ( scoffs ) It's not a world I wanna live in. 392 00:15:02,852 --> 00:15:05,323 Hell no, it's not. 393 00:15:05,357 --> 00:15:08,596 We need to do this for the audience we don't even have yet. 394 00:15:08,630 --> 00:15:10,332 We need to do this for us. 395 00:15:10,366 --> 00:15:11,535 Huh. 396 00:15:13,505 --> 00:15:16,011 We are making this show. 397 00:15:16,044 --> 00:15:17,847 That's what I'm talking about, Robbie. 398 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:20,685 That's what I'm mother ( expletive ) talkin' about! 399 00:15:20,718 --> 00:15:22,055 Nachos. 400 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:23,490 Hot sauce. 401 00:15:24,559 --> 00:15:26,362 - ( exhales sharply ) - Yeah. 402 00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:27,364 - Whoo! - Feels good, right? 403 00:15:27,398 --> 00:15:29,434 - It feels really good. - Damn right, it does. 404 00:15:29,467 --> 00:15:30,971 - We're doin' it. - Whoo! 405 00:15:32,574 --> 00:15:35,546 Driver: Uh, take you terminal 5 first class drop off 406 00:15:35,580 --> 00:15:37,382 or for coach? 407 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:39,053 - Uh, coach. - Hmm. 408 00:16:46,577 --> 00:16:48,247 ( camera shutter clicking )