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( music playing )

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Hello, Plano.
We at the right hotel?

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Robert, we've finally arrived.
Flowers in the lobby?

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Suits on the staff.

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My man. This is it.

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Good morning, gentlemen.

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Gentlemen.

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- I like it.
- This place has class.

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Hi. I'm checking in.

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Last name Jiblowme.

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First name?

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- Haywood.
- Bingo.

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Ooh. They have a spa.

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What? Spa-ching.

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Now you're spa-alking?

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Okay, Mr. Jiblowme. I'm
just gonna need a credit card
for incidentals.

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Try this one.
It's spa-ctacular.

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I wonder if they can do
a spa-- shit!

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Spa shit?
What's a--

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Lyle.

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What's he doing here?

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Well, he is co-owner
of the convention company, so...

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Yeah, but he never comes to
cons.

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Well, he does when
it's renegotiating season.

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( gasps )

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- That starts now?
- Yeah.

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- No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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No, I can't do face-to-face,
I get all panicky.

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Why doesn't he just call my
agent like everybody else?

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Who else calls your agent?

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- In theory, I mean.
- You know what?

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Maybe this is the
universe telling you that it's
time to grow a pair

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and go get that raise
you're always bitching about.

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Tell the universe to suck it.

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It's not about the cash, Rich.
It's about respect.

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I deserve a bump in respect.

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Or maybe just a raise.

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Hello?

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Still here.

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Uh, your credit card says
Richard Slate.

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Yes, because that's my name.

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- Haywood Jiblowme is an alias.
- You don't say.

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You see, uh, my buddy and I,

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we are actors from television

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and if our actual identities
leaked out

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and the media and the fans knew
we were staying here...

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it would be chaos.

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Right...

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I see it now.
Got it.

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Thank you.

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- Sir.
- Yeah?

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You ready to check in?

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Uh, I am ready to check in, yes.

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- Name?
- McCrotch.

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Pat McCrotch.

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( music playing )

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♪ Looking for a sign

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♪ Looking for a table
set for fun ♪

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♪ Set the alarm to exactly
half-past none ♪

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♪ Just tell me
where to sign for you ♪

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I don't... I don't know.

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- Did...
- Well...

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- I think we're on the wrong
floor.
- Maybe we're in the wrong wing?

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I don't know.

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Oh, my God! Richard!

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Uh, I don't believe
I've had the pleasure.

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I'm Mary Helen,
all the way from Dallas.

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Uh, isn't that like 15 minutes
away?

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Rob, you old ham.

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You two are my favorites,

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but especially you, Rich.

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Sexy little rat.

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Thank you.

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Oh, you two just have to come
to my party tonight.

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It's a birthday party.

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I'll have drinks a-flowing
and music a-playing.

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- Okay. Thank you, but we have a
thing.
- And I just know you'll love

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my special pie.

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You know, I do have
a bit of a sweet tooth.

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Okay. Rich, our rooms are
awaiting.

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Okay, you come
right back here to my suite.

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8:00 PM sharp.

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A suite, huh?

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That's sweet.

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Ahh.

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I can't believe you guys
are actually going to this
thing.

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I can't believe you're being
Captain Lame-o of the SS
Suckball

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- and not going.
- She offered you pie

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and you immediately took it
as something dirty.

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Well, you heard how she
said it. It was dirty.

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All right, fine. Whatever.

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I just, I'm just not
in the headspace for it, dude.

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I need to go to the spa
and just try not to think about
Lyle.

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Lyle? Oh, you mean
the boss man.

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See, I call him the boss man,

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because he's the boss and a man.

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Oh.

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I always wondered.

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Well, you guys have fun

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and tell Mary Helen
sorry I'm not a-coming.

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Oh, you'll be a-coming.

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I'm just going to the steam
room. Maybe getting a massage.

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Exactly. And we all know
how those end.

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Lavender eye pillow?

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We're talking full release, Joe.

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Of muscle tension?

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- Okay.
- Thank God. Saved by the bell.

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This is my ride.
See you on the other side.

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Make her wear a glove.

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Sayonara, mon compadre.

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Gee, my grandma wouldn't be
too proud of me,

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showing up to a party
empty-handed like this.

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Should we grab a six-pack of RC?

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Okay, just do me a solid, okay?

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Tonight, just for once,
let's dial back

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the whole "gee willikers" bit,
okay?

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People haven't talked like that
since the 1950s.

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- Ah, shucks. Really?
- Okay, let's dial it back even
further.

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- Right.
- Right.

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( sighs )

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( exhales )

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Hello.

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Lyle Blazer,
nice to see you again.

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Lyle, yeah. Likewise.

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It's a little steamy in here.

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It's making me lightheaded.

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( gasping )

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I think I need some fresh air.

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You're supposed
to feel lightheaded, Rob.

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That's how you know
you're being cleansed.

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Sit down, Rob Bennett. Relax.

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- Breathe with me.
- Huh?

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( inhales )

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( exhales )

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( groans )

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It's a birthday party.

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Yeah, apparently
not the mom's birthday party.

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- At least there's a bar.
- Ooh, bar.

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- Peach fizz?
- No.

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Did you know
I have a son in Peru?

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- I didn't know, I didn't--
- He's not my real son, I
adopted him.

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Lives there with his
birth family, his name's Paco
Leone.

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I learned a lot in my time
in Machu Picchu.

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I learned how to smell
an orchid.

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- You ever smell an orchid?
- Yeah, probably.

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- No.
- No?

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No. You didn't.

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Not truly.

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Not until you've inhaled
its essence while high on
ayahuasca.

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( inhales )

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( exhales )

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But be real,
are they too harsh?

153
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'Cause I kinda want like
a beachy vibe.

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( overlapping chattering )

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I was nervous about the color.

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I showed her a photo.

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All right, thank you.

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( laughing )

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So who's the birthday girl?

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I am.

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( clears throat )

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- Happy bi--
- Stop.

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Okay.

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- So how old are you today?
- I'm 16.

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- And how old are you?
- 34.

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Ew.

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Are you the guy from the show
that plays Thaddeus or
something?

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Oh.

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"There's not a flower
in the king's garden

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that doesn't bow as you pass."

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Season four, episode seven?

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It's one of Thaddeus's
most quoted lines.

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I mean...

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- Really.
- Yeah. My mom is the one who's
a fan.

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Oh. That's great.

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I started watching season nine.

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You were dead.

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Well, anyway...
I really think it's perfect.

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- Good choice.
- Thank you.

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Richard! You made it!

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Oh, look at you, all gussied up.

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And you brought Thaddeus.

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Thaddeus! Big fan!

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Aw, you two just made
Leslie Jo's special day extra
special.

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You are a man who's definitely
getting some pie.

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Oh, boysie.

187
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And that's how I earned
my honorable discharge from the
ROTC.

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Dedicated myself to the twin
arts of Kabbalah and origami,

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but before I took up the oboe.

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Ayahuasca.

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I need...

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I need a bump!

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I'm sorry?

194
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I need a bump.

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I haven't done cocaine
since the Carter administration,

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but if you...

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No. No, I'm talking about
renegotiating my rate for next
year.

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That's what all this
is about, isn't it?

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I need a raise, sir.

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I need a raise.

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Now just a sec, I'm gonna
go change into something more
comfortable.

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By all means.

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You wanna start with something
I baked on the upper shelf?

204
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Or a little something
from the lower shelf?

205
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Shit, woman.
Bring out the whole buffet.

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Okay, okay, okay.
Favorite song.

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Ooh, I love the new JT.

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- He's like always like--
- How about the new Taylor?

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Yes. Every time.
Never lets me down.

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- Never. Never.
- "Your saddest fear comes
creeping in,

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but you never loved me or her.
Or anyone. Or anything."

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- You know Taylor Swift?
- Oh yeah, she's really neat.

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I mean, I'd say she's
my second favorite artist.

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I did not know old people
like cool music.

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What's your first favorite?

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Death metal pioneers,
Cannibal Corpse.

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Where's Mary Helen?

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Our hostess?

219
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Sorry, friend.
I'm afraid her dance card is
full.

220
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She has retired to her
private chambers with my friend
Rich.

221
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Where are my manners?

222
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Chip Barfield. And you are?

223
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Her husband.

224
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Shit balls.

225
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Get ready for a mouthful
of Texas heaven.

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- What the--
- What the?

227
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- What the--
- Mel.

228
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Mel, would it kill you to knock?
Jesus!

229
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I don't have to knock to
come into my own goddamn bedroom
to find my wife!

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- Wife?
- Why the hell are your damn
pants down?

231
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I-- she said she was going in
to change into something more
comfortable.

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I did. I put flats on.
My heels were killing me.

233
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You entered into the bathroom
to get actual pie?

234
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Who keeps pie in a bathroom?

235
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Where the hell is she supposed
to find that much goddamn
counter space

236
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- in a hotel?
- Wet bar?

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Oh, that is it.

238
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You're going over the balcony,
you son of a bitch.

239
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I interviewed
a trained assassin once.

240
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Do you know what he told me
people ask for

241
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before he blows their heads off?

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- Their mommy?
- Respect.

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- You work your ass off.
- I really do.

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You come here,
you do the dance

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and you need to be
respected for that.

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I'm gonna give you
that respect, Rob.

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Oh, God.

248
00:11:03,642 --> 00:11:05,977
Yes... yes.

249
00:11:06,011 --> 00:11:07,913
- But you're not getting any
more money.
- Say what?

250
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It's a trickle-down economy.
Once I make the big boys happy,

251
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there's very little
to kick down to the C team.

252
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Yeah, but can't you--

253
00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:16,986
You mean the B team, right?

254
00:11:17,020 --> 00:11:20,522
Do I, Rob? Do I?

255
00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:28,030
- So we have a deal?
- Yes. Fine, whatever.

256
00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:29,797
Just get me the hell
out of this room.

257
00:11:29,830 --> 00:11:30,998
Come on, you gotta push.

258
00:11:31,032 --> 00:11:32,900
Fine, you fuck face.

259
00:11:32,934 --> 00:11:34,901
I need a fucking raise,
okay?

260
00:11:34,935 --> 00:11:36,136
I need a fucking raise,

261
00:11:36,169 --> 00:11:38,104
and I need to get the fuck
out of this room.

262
00:11:38,138 --> 00:11:41,040
That pushy enough for you,
you maniacal twat?

263
00:11:41,073 --> 00:11:44,575
No, Rob. The door.
Push the door.

264
00:11:44,609 --> 00:11:46,245
What?

265
00:11:46,278 --> 00:11:48,146
Oh.

266
00:11:48,179 --> 00:11:50,614
Wow. Hell of a shvitz.

267
00:11:50,647 --> 00:11:53,050
Hello, Maury.

268
00:11:54,818 --> 00:11:55,652
( groans )

269
00:11:55,686 --> 00:11:58,754
( stammers ) Mel.
It's Mel? Listen.

270
00:11:58,788 --> 00:12:00,890
This is all
a misunderstanding, okay?

271
00:12:00,923 --> 00:12:02,692
Man-to-man,
I misread the signs.

272
00:12:02,725 --> 00:12:05,961
She invited me up there,
she offered me her pie...

273
00:12:05,994 --> 00:12:08,629
And by pie you thought it
was my hoo-ha?

274
00:12:08,662 --> 00:12:10,231
- I did.
- Oh, good Lord.

275
00:12:10,265 --> 00:12:12,166
Get out of the 80s.

276
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:15,635
Sweetie, I wouldn't have
sexual relations with you

277
00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:17,271
if my life depended on it.

278
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,138
- You're a character actor.
- Uh?

279
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:23,742
Plus, he has a cock like a
cat head duct taped to a baby's
arm.

280
00:12:23,775 --> 00:12:24,609
Kudos.

281
00:12:24,643 --> 00:12:26,510
Now I'm gonna toss you
off the balcony.

282
00:12:26,544 --> 00:12:28,846
No, hey. No, TO.
Mel, wait.

283
00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:30,114
Wait. Mistakes were made.

284
00:12:30,147 --> 00:12:31,182
Okay? But lessons were learned.

285
00:12:31,215 --> 00:12:33,683
Pants were put back on,
I think the takeaway here,

286
00:12:33,717 --> 00:12:37,153
if we could pause
for a second is that...

287
00:12:37,187 --> 00:12:38,254
she's a dish.

288
00:12:38,288 --> 00:12:39,389
She's a pot of gold, my man.

289
00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:41,890
She is something else.
I mean, she's got it going on

290
00:12:41,924 --> 00:12:44,193
and she reeled me in, okay?
I fell for it.

291
00:12:44,226 --> 00:12:45,693
I bought it,
hook, line, and sinker

292
00:12:45,727 --> 00:12:47,662
and yet, there she is with you.

293
00:12:47,695 --> 00:12:48,896
And there you are with her.

294
00:12:48,930 --> 00:12:52,066
And this is what I'm seeing
here, what I'm seeing here is...

295
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:55,168
Honestly?
It's beautiful.

296
00:12:55,202 --> 00:12:56,403
It's really nice, it's really,
truly...

297
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:57,837
I mean there's something here
that I'm seeing, that like,

298
00:12:57,870 --> 00:13:01,073
if you could stand here and see
what I'm seeing you'd go "Oh, my
God,"

299
00:13:01,107 --> 00:13:02,640
because it's real.

300
00:13:02,674 --> 00:13:07,879
I mean, there are naysayers
out there who would tell you
that love is dead.

301
00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,546
I've heard 'em say it.

302
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,547
But you know what?

303
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:14,550
After tonight,
after what I'm seeing right now.

304
00:13:14,584 --> 00:13:19,288
To those people I would say
"My friend you are mistaken."

305
00:13:19,322 --> 00:13:22,291
I would say romance is
alive and well,

306
00:13:22,325 --> 00:13:24,659
and living in Texas.

307
00:13:24,693 --> 00:13:26,962
I would say "you don't
believe in true love?

308
00:13:26,995 --> 00:13:29,697
Well, let me introduce you

309
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:33,767
to Mary Helen and Mel."

310
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:40,240
Right.

311
00:13:43,742 --> 00:13:45,144
( sighs )

312
00:13:48,746 --> 00:13:50,715
Unbelievable.

313
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:53,284
( shouting )

314
00:13:53,317 --> 00:13:55,118
( splashes )

315
00:14:04,726 --> 00:14:06,227
Robbie?

316
00:14:06,261 --> 00:14:08,662
Richie?

317
00:14:08,696 --> 00:14:09,763
How was the spa?

318
00:14:09,797 --> 00:14:11,732
Oh, shitty. Party?

319
00:14:11,765 --> 00:14:13,033
Shittier.

320
00:14:13,067 --> 00:14:14,600
What you drinking?

321
00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:16,370
- Peach fizz.
- Hm.

322
00:14:16,403 --> 00:14:18,938
- Yeah.
- Is it tasty?

323
00:14:18,971 --> 00:14:20,840
Not anymore.

324
00:14:21,074 --> 00:14:23,109
( music playing )