1 00:00:28,280 --> 00:00:31,015 Son of a bitch! 2 00:00:31,049 --> 00:00:33,017 - Sliced it. - Rich: Yes, you did. 3 00:00:33,051 --> 00:00:35,320 Okay, that makes it Matt's turn. 4 00:00:35,353 --> 00:00:37,322 - The fuck it is. - What? 5 00:00:37,355 --> 00:00:41,526 If you think I'm wasting my nickels on your half-ass excuse for a sport? 6 00:00:41,559 --> 00:00:43,561 Mm-mm. To quote Judy Priest, 7 00:00:43,594 --> 00:00:44,961 "You have another think coming, bro." 8 00:00:44,995 --> 00:00:46,096 Somebody spike the green drink, man? 9 00:00:46,129 --> 00:00:48,899 Don't you dare blame this on my Everclear smoothie. 10 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:53,603 This is about you two assholes giving Mother Nature the middle finger. 11 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:57,441 Go ahead, support the devastation and destruction of our wetlands 12 00:00:57,474 --> 00:01:01,010 for some bullshit elitist white man pastime. 13 00:01:01,043 --> 00:01:02,211 Matt, it's a video game. 14 00:01:02,244 --> 00:01:03,879 Tell wildlife it's a video game, Kurt! 15 00:01:03,913 --> 00:01:05,448 Okay. 16 00:01:05,481 --> 00:01:07,149 So be it. Hold my beer, it's my turn. 17 00:01:07,183 --> 00:01:09,150 Rob: Whoo! Ha ha ha ha! 18 00:01:09,184 --> 00:01:11,487 Beers for everybody! 19 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:12,621 Here you go, kids. 20 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,155 - Hey, yeah? - Yeah. 21 00:01:14,189 --> 00:01:15,557 - Older people rock. - Right? 22 00:01:15,590 --> 00:01:16,958 Rob: Whoo, you'd better believe it. 23 00:01:16,991 --> 00:01:18,626 Oh, hey gang. 24 00:01:18,660 --> 00:01:21,529 This is Stella. Stella, gang. 25 00:01:21,563 --> 00:01:23,264 Stella's gonna be rolling with "The Kid" tonight, 26 00:01:23,298 --> 00:01:24,499 if she can keep up. 27 00:01:25,633 --> 00:01:27,201 Whoo. 28 00:01:27,234 --> 00:01:28,235 Boom. 29 00:01:30,270 --> 00:01:31,305 What's up with Rob? 30 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:33,173 Why, whatever do you mean, Matthew? 31 00:01:33,207 --> 00:01:34,907 What do you mean, what do I mean? Look at him. 32 00:01:34,941 --> 00:01:37,910 He's social, he's fun, he doesn't stink, he's not sweating. 33 00:01:37,944 --> 00:01:40,614 Top secret mystery drug. 34 00:01:40,647 --> 00:01:43,449 - Fine, be a jerk. - No, I'm dead serious. 35 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:45,518 Robby is part of a medical study. 36 00:01:45,551 --> 00:01:48,920 They paid him 500 bones to try this new 37 00:01:48,954 --> 00:01:51,890 experimental anti-anxiety medication. 38 00:01:53,225 --> 00:01:54,627 Bennett, you're up. 39 00:01:54,660 --> 00:01:57,062 Oh, all right. 40 00:02:00,499 --> 00:02:05,202 Hey, you are unbelievably cute. What are you doing with him? 41 00:02:05,237 --> 00:02:07,539 He's hilarious and awesome. 42 00:02:07,572 --> 00:02:09,240 No, seriously. What-- 43 00:02:09,273 --> 00:02:12,042 Oh, beware, my Lord of Jealousy. 44 00:02:12,076 --> 00:02:15,112 'Tis the green eyed monster that doth mock the meat it feeds on. 45 00:02:15,146 --> 00:02:18,449 - What the-- - Shakespeare, bitches! 46 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:20,351 Ooh, tough shot. 47 00:02:20,384 --> 00:02:22,318 I'll take that. 48 00:02:22,352 --> 00:02:23,386 You got a hole in one! 49 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,054 ( cheering ) 50 00:02:27,123 --> 00:02:28,958 Double boom. ( clicks tongue ) 51 00:02:28,992 --> 00:02:30,627 Double boom? Hmm. 52 00:02:30,660 --> 00:02:32,462 How're we doing everybody? 53 00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:34,997 Good night tonight, huh? Fun night. 54 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,465 Hit it, Virg. 55 00:02:36,499 --> 00:02:39,067 This one goes out to somebody special. 56 00:02:39,101 --> 00:02:45,407 ♪ Oh Danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling ♪ 57 00:02:45,441 --> 00:02:47,008 That's right, you know this one. 58 00:02:47,041 --> 00:02:52,648 ♪ From glen to glen, and down the mountain side ♪ 59 00:02:52,681 --> 00:02:54,649 He's singing "Danny Boy." 60 00:02:54,682 --> 00:02:57,018 - And he's making it sexy. - ♪ The farmer's gone 61 00:02:57,051 --> 00:03:01,589 ♪ And all the flowers, they're a-dyin' ♪ 62 00:03:01,622 --> 00:03:03,023 I don't like it. 63 00:03:03,056 --> 00:03:04,357 - The song? - No. 64 00:03:04,391 --> 00:03:08,462 ♪ Danny boy 65 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,397 How much I like him right now. 66 00:03:10,430 --> 00:03:16,101 ♪ I love you so. 67 00:03:16,135 --> 00:03:17,336 Yeah! 68 00:03:17,369 --> 00:03:20,372 ( music playing ) 69 00:03:24,343 --> 00:03:27,179 ♪ Looking for a sign 70 00:03:27,213 --> 00:03:30,248 ♪ Looking for a table set for fun ♪ 71 00:03:30,281 --> 00:03:33,686 ♪ Set the alarm to exactly half-past none ♪ 72 00:03:35,687 --> 00:03:39,190 ♪ Just tell me where to sign for you. ♪ 73 00:03:46,196 --> 00:03:48,398 As you see, 74 00:03:48,432 --> 00:03:51,134 double stitching is the way to go 75 00:03:51,168 --> 00:03:52,736 when you're dealing with the crotch of leather pants. 76 00:03:52,769 --> 00:03:54,805 Trust me, that baby's gone through hell. 77 00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:56,573 ( chuckles ) 78 00:03:58,074 --> 00:03:59,375 - Ah. - Ah! 79 00:03:59,408 --> 00:04:03,179 You were on fuego last night. 80 00:04:03,212 --> 00:04:04,580 - I remember Golden Tee. - I hope so. 81 00:04:04,614 --> 00:04:06,582 You rolled the game of your life. 82 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:08,317 Why're you dressed like an usher? 83 00:04:08,351 --> 00:04:12,220 Oh, uh, I'm emceeing the costume contest today. 84 00:04:12,254 --> 00:04:15,123 - At the Oscars? - I am upping my game, Robby. 85 00:04:15,156 --> 00:04:17,392 This is my opportunity to prove to the bosses 86 00:04:17,425 --> 00:04:20,362 that I am capable of being a sophisticated entertainer. 87 00:04:20,395 --> 00:04:22,163 You sticking with the flaming dildo bit? 88 00:04:22,197 --> 00:04:23,532 - Yeah, you don't cut a classic. - Cool. 89 00:04:23,565 --> 00:04:26,434 I'm telling you, last night you were completely unrecognizable 90 00:04:26,468 --> 00:04:27,569 except for your face. 91 00:04:27,602 --> 00:04:30,772 You even looked taller. I'd have sworn you were 5'8". 92 00:04:30,805 --> 00:04:33,140 - I really was in the zone. - You were. 93 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:38,312 You made a date with Stella to go back to that bar tonight. 94 00:04:38,345 --> 00:04:40,481 - Wow. - Uh-huh. 95 00:04:40,514 --> 00:04:41,414 Who you calling? 96 00:04:41,447 --> 00:04:43,483 The doctor who ran the medical trial group. 97 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,552 He told me to call in and report my findings. 98 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:47,387 - Hmm. - ( line ringing ) 99 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,355 Doctor Goldfarb. 100 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:51,624 Hey, Doc. Yeah, it's Rob Bennett. 101 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:54,661 I was part of the medical trial group for Comasin. 102 00:04:54,694 --> 00:04:57,529 Yes, Robert. 103 00:04:57,563 --> 00:05:00,098 How has your experience been so far? 104 00:05:00,132 --> 00:05:02,434 This drug is a miracle. I've never felt better in my life. 105 00:05:02,467 --> 00:05:04,469 I mean, right now I don't feel so hot, 106 00:05:04,503 --> 00:05:06,405 but last night, I was on fire. 107 00:05:06,438 --> 00:05:08,105 He was in the pocket, Dr. G. 108 00:05:08,139 --> 00:05:09,440 - Shh! - Hey, well-- 109 00:05:09,474 --> 00:05:10,609 Dr. Goldfarb: That's wonderful to hear. 110 00:05:10,642 --> 00:05:12,778 Ah, here we are. 111 00:05:12,811 --> 00:05:16,347 Huh. You were in the placebo group. 112 00:05:16,380 --> 00:05:18,749 - Come again? - Well, you were given sugar pills. 113 00:05:18,783 --> 00:05:20,885 That's-- no, that's impossible. 114 00:05:20,918 --> 00:05:23,821 Just goes to show you the power of the brain, my boy. 115 00:05:23,854 --> 00:05:25,555 Now could you explain exactly how-- 116 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:28,358 - ( beep ) - What'd he say? 117 00:05:28,391 --> 00:05:30,393 - I was in the placebo group. - Richard: What? 118 00:05:30,427 --> 00:05:32,362 There's nothing in those pills he gave me. 119 00:05:32,395 --> 00:05:34,598 - Just sugar water. - Wait, what... 120 00:05:34,631 --> 00:05:36,566 What made me not hate you, then? 121 00:05:36,600 --> 00:05:39,736 - Must've been all the other stuff. - What other stuff? 122 00:05:39,769 --> 00:05:42,237 Well, I was feeling a bit stuffy on the plane, 123 00:05:42,271 --> 00:05:43,672 so I took a little Nyquil, 124 00:05:43,706 --> 00:05:45,741 and I washed that down with two fingers of whiskey. 125 00:05:45,774 --> 00:05:47,009 - Rich: Like you do. - Yeah. 126 00:05:47,042 --> 00:05:49,912 Took some Xanax just to counteract the anti-anxiety meds, 127 00:05:49,945 --> 00:05:51,747 which I didn't know were fake at the time. 128 00:05:51,780 --> 00:05:56,484 Rogaine, Visine, Zoloft, ibuprofen. 129 00:05:56,517 --> 00:06:00,321 I accidentally ingested a little bit of my sciatica ointment 130 00:06:00,355 --> 00:06:03,424 and got a little bit of a contact high from the cab driver. 131 00:06:03,458 --> 00:06:05,727 You two shared a joint? 132 00:06:05,760 --> 00:06:06,794 - Yeah. - Okay, well, there you go. 133 00:06:06,828 --> 00:06:07,729 There's your recipe right there. 134 00:06:07,762 --> 00:06:10,631 All you gotta do is recreate that cocktail, 135 00:06:10,664 --> 00:06:12,232 and poof, you're back in business. 136 00:06:12,265 --> 00:06:13,367 Rich, that's a lot of stuff. 137 00:06:13,400 --> 00:06:15,202 How am I supposed to recreate that? 138 00:06:15,235 --> 00:06:17,504 Become a human test kitchen, okay? 139 00:06:17,537 --> 00:06:19,573 Just experiment with various combinations 140 00:06:19,606 --> 00:06:20,874 until you hit the right one. 141 00:06:20,907 --> 00:06:23,509 Hey, trust me. It's worth it, my man. 142 00:06:23,542 --> 00:06:26,612 This Stella is wife number two material. 143 00:06:26,646 --> 00:06:28,481 You're gonna want to bring your A game. 144 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:31,417 What if she just likes me for me? 145 00:06:31,450 --> 00:06:33,519 Are you willing to take that chance? 146 00:06:35,253 --> 00:06:36,956 I'll start whipping some stuff up. 147 00:06:36,989 --> 00:06:39,658 - They wanted to take my picture. - They love you. 148 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:42,460 Hey guys, this is Carly. She's a new character on the show. 149 00:06:42,494 --> 00:06:44,529 - And a convention virgin. - Serge: Well, hello. 150 00:06:44,562 --> 00:06:47,398 - Be nice. - Are you shitting me? 151 00:06:47,431 --> 00:06:49,734 Dickie! What the shit? 152 00:06:49,768 --> 00:06:50,734 Aah! 153 00:06:50,769 --> 00:06:53,303 - I can't believe this. - Table for two, please. 154 00:06:53,337 --> 00:06:55,706 - Yeah, there's a reason for this. - Nice to meet you. 155 00:06:55,739 --> 00:06:58,742 - I'm Matt Cochran. - Did someone say "cock ring"? 156 00:06:59,877 --> 00:07:02,846 (Speaking French) 157 00:07:05,248 --> 00:07:06,083 - Okay, I'm over you. 158 00:07:06,116 --> 00:07:08,351 Should I have brought my pepper spray? 159 00:07:08,384 --> 00:07:10,353 They didn't put that in your welcome pack? 160 00:07:10,386 --> 00:07:12,355 So, how do you know Rich? 161 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:14,891 - Uh, we did "Hellboat 2" together. - We did. 162 00:07:14,924 --> 00:07:18,326 On location, in the water, buck naked the entire time. 163 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:21,630 That's true. I had to stare at that flabby ass for two months. 164 00:07:21,663 --> 00:07:22,798 Had to? 165 00:07:22,831 --> 00:07:24,733 - Got to. - Got to, there you go. 166 00:07:24,766 --> 00:07:27,268 Whoa! ( splat ) 167 00:07:27,301 --> 00:07:28,804 Combo one's a fail, Rich. 168 00:07:28,837 --> 00:07:30,706 Copy that, Bob-o. 169 00:07:30,739 --> 00:07:31,940 That's Rob. 170 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:33,340 Hi! 171 00:07:33,374 --> 00:07:35,476 - Hey. - ( Rob retches ) 172 00:07:38,379 --> 00:07:40,481 So how did I not know that you were gonna be here? 173 00:07:40,514 --> 00:07:42,616 How did I not know you were on the show? 174 00:07:42,650 --> 00:07:45,318 Oh, my God, yes! Courtney, hi! 175 00:07:45,351 --> 00:07:46,921 - God, she's so amazing. - Take our pic. 176 00:07:46,954 --> 00:07:48,655 - Take your pic? - Yes. 177 00:07:48,688 --> 00:07:50,256 Hey Rich. 178 00:07:50,290 --> 00:07:52,625 - Do you want me to get-- - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 179 00:07:52,659 --> 00:07:54,427 All right, big smiles. 180 00:07:54,461 --> 00:07:56,261 Now, crazy face. 181 00:07:56,295 --> 00:07:58,530 Now, angry face. 182 00:07:58,564 --> 00:08:00,532 And a selfie of me... 183 00:08:00,566 --> 00:08:03,402 - So good, and look at you! - Really? Thank you so much. 184 00:08:03,435 --> 00:08:06,605 - Thank you, thank you. - Thank you. 185 00:08:06,638 --> 00:08:08,040 Thumbs down on combo two, Rich. 186 00:08:08,073 --> 00:08:09,742 Ten-four, good buddy. 187 00:08:13,678 --> 00:08:16,280 - Thanks, buddy. - Nice try. 188 00:08:16,314 --> 00:08:18,616 I gave you my number, and you never called me. 189 00:08:18,649 --> 00:08:20,785 You were barely drinking age. 190 00:08:20,818 --> 00:08:24,822 Well, it didn't stop you from pumping me full of hurricanes. 191 00:08:24,856 --> 00:08:26,758 Make me sound dirtier, why don't you? 192 00:08:26,791 --> 00:08:28,759 Thank you so much. Hi. 193 00:08:28,792 --> 00:08:30,594 Were you 26? 194 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:33,597 I-- I was 30. 195 00:08:33,630 --> 00:08:34,898 I was 30. Thank you. 196 00:08:34,931 --> 00:08:37,399 Oh, that is old. 197 00:08:37,434 --> 00:08:38,935 You were a straight-up perv. 198 00:08:38,969 --> 00:08:41,470 - Combo three's no good, Rich. - Roger that, bud. 199 00:08:44,907 --> 00:08:47,476 Okey doke. We're here. 200 00:08:47,510 --> 00:08:49,812 - Now you sure you're feeling okay? - Yeah, I feel great! 201 00:08:49,845 --> 00:08:52,815 I feel good, and combo 14 was the ticket. 202 00:08:52,848 --> 00:08:54,449 - Perfect. - Yeah. 203 00:08:54,482 --> 00:08:56,451 Where is Stella? Stella, Stella. 204 00:08:56,484 --> 00:08:58,853 - Ah-- - Ooh, kids! 205 00:08:58,887 --> 00:09:01,723 - Hey, kids, remember me? - No. 206 00:09:01,756 --> 00:09:03,358 ( laughs ) Okay. 207 00:09:04,592 --> 00:09:06,460 - Hey. - Oh, Jesus. 208 00:09:06,493 --> 00:09:08,328 Should we find a table? Come on. 209 00:09:09,663 --> 00:09:11,099 Really? 210 00:09:11,132 --> 00:09:14,601 So Martin Sheen says, "Matt Cochran, you'd better finish this drink, 211 00:09:14,635 --> 00:09:17,371 'cause I'm wasted!" Martin effing Sheen. 212 00:09:17,404 --> 00:09:18,238 Don't you mean Charlie? 213 00:09:18,272 --> 00:09:19,706 Which one was in "Three Men and a Baby"? 214 00:09:19,740 --> 00:09:22,575 Uh, neither. 215 00:09:22,608 --> 00:09:24,011 So, did you guys, like, do it? 216 00:09:24,044 --> 00:09:25,511 Ha ha. 217 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:27,014 Oh, let's be honest. 218 00:09:27,047 --> 00:09:28,381 She wanted to, badly. 219 00:09:28,414 --> 00:09:29,515 I'm sorry, we will be honest. 220 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:32,919 I needed to carry around a spatula to peel you off of me. 221 00:09:32,952 --> 00:09:34,654 I thought that was part of your mating ritual. 222 00:09:34,687 --> 00:09:36,956 I didn't know that that was-- Rob: I really liked her boobies! 223 00:09:36,989 --> 00:09:38,858 - Um... - Rob: Sorry, I spit on you a little bit. 224 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:40,059 Excuse me. 225 00:09:40,092 --> 00:09:42,961 And I said, "Let me get up on that bottom." 226 00:09:42,994 --> 00:09:45,730 - Hey, kids. - She's a friend of my mom's. 227 00:09:45,764 --> 00:09:46,731 Ah-- oh! 228 00:09:46,765 --> 00:09:50,467 - Your friend is wasted. - I have to go wee wee. 229 00:09:50,501 --> 00:09:52,770 You should think that, not say it. 230 00:09:52,803 --> 00:09:54,072 - Excuse me. - Mm-hmm. 231 00:09:58,409 --> 00:09:59,944 I can't find the right combination. 232 00:09:59,977 --> 00:10:04,414 That's because there is no right combination. 233 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:05,916 Bernie? 234 00:10:05,950 --> 00:10:07,784 Bernie Kopell, is that you? 235 00:10:07,817 --> 00:10:11,020 Having a hard time with the ladies, I see. 236 00:10:11,054 --> 00:10:13,389 Oh, my God. 237 00:10:13,423 --> 00:10:15,758 WWBKD. 238 00:10:15,792 --> 00:10:18,627 What would Bernie do? I'll tell you what I'd do. 239 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:21,530 I'd take Loretta Swit down to the Lido Deck 240 00:10:21,563 --> 00:10:25,067 and give her a thorough pelvic. 241 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:27,135 But seeing as how we're on land, 242 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:29,671 I suggest you batten down the hatches, 243 00:10:29,705 --> 00:10:35,509 tighten the ropes because there's choppy waters ahead, my friend. 244 00:10:35,543 --> 00:10:37,712 I thought we were on land? 245 00:10:37,745 --> 00:10:39,714 Stay with me, Rob. 246 00:10:39,747 --> 00:10:42,516 You don't need those! 247 00:10:42,550 --> 00:10:44,018 But I gotta have my A game. 248 00:10:44,051 --> 00:10:47,520 And right now you're less "A game" and more "A hole." 249 00:10:47,554 --> 00:10:51,725 Let the wind be your guide. 250 00:10:51,758 --> 00:10:54,895 I have faith in you, Cap'n. 251 00:11:07,072 --> 00:11:09,208 Thanks, Bernie. 252 00:11:09,241 --> 00:11:11,744 Bernie? 253 00:11:11,777 --> 00:11:13,946 That movie set was like nothing you've ever seen before. 254 00:11:13,979 --> 00:11:15,580 Leather, plush-- 255 00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,448 Hey, did Rob just sprint by here? 256 00:11:17,482 --> 00:11:20,985 Kinda busy here, bro. Why don't you ask your lame-o girlfriend? 257 00:11:21,019 --> 00:11:23,121 Anyways, I'm with the guys from "Three Men and a Baby." 258 00:11:23,154 --> 00:11:24,622 Best set I've ever been on. 259 00:11:24,656 --> 00:11:26,090 - Hey, sorry about that. - Hey. 260 00:11:26,124 --> 00:11:28,092 Matt finally scurried away. 261 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:29,294 I saw that. 262 00:11:29,327 --> 00:11:32,230 - How'd you pull that off? - I made fun of his aftershave. 263 00:11:32,263 --> 00:11:34,765 Matt: It's all-over body spray! 264 00:11:34,798 --> 00:11:37,501 Really sensitive about it. 265 00:11:37,534 --> 00:11:39,002 ( glass shattering ) 266 00:11:41,705 --> 00:11:42,906 - Oh, Jesus. - Rob: There's a step there 267 00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:48,911 I didn't see before. ♪ --ny boy the pipes are calling ♪ 268 00:11:48,945 --> 00:11:51,714 ♪ From glen to glen 269 00:11:51,747 --> 00:11:55,952 ( off key ) ♪ And down the mountain side 270 00:11:55,985 --> 00:11:59,554 Can't find the right key, but-- ♪ Come ye back 271 00:11:59,587 --> 00:12:04,025 ♪ When summer's in the meadow 272 00:12:04,059 --> 00:12:06,761 ♪ The valley's hushed 273 00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,897 ♪ And white with-- 274 00:12:08,930 --> 00:12:12,000 ( gasps ) Stella! 275 00:12:12,033 --> 00:12:14,002 Why?! 276 00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:15,236 ( sobs ) 277 00:12:18,205 --> 00:12:21,608 Stella, your Uber has arrived. 278 00:12:21,642 --> 00:12:23,811 You snooze, you lose, Carly. 279 00:12:23,844 --> 00:12:25,611 Night night. 280 00:12:25,645 --> 00:12:28,182 What a monumental douche. 281 00:12:28,215 --> 00:12:31,584 But you know, it's kind of nice having him around. 282 00:12:31,617 --> 00:12:34,253 He keeps Rob and me from being the biggest turds in the room. 283 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,555 Barely. 284 00:12:36,588 --> 00:12:38,224 Yep, well, thank you. 285 00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,591 Barely. 286 00:12:41,693 --> 00:12:43,862 Whatever happened with us? 287 00:12:45,331 --> 00:12:48,200 I mean, we liked each other, right? 288 00:12:48,233 --> 00:12:50,902 Oh, the timing was off. 289 00:12:54,672 --> 00:12:57,209 Well, what about this timing? 290 00:12:57,242 --> 00:12:59,810 I'll be honest, I mean, I feel really good about this timing. 291 00:13:01,846 --> 00:13:07,051 Rich... you are pretty damaged goods. 292 00:13:07,084 --> 00:13:09,586 Better than ugly damaged goods. 293 00:13:11,855 --> 00:13:13,757 Funny damaged goods. 294 00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:15,291 I'll take that. 295 00:13:15,325 --> 00:13:17,327 - Where is Rob? - Ah, yeah, I don't know. 296 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:20,096 I guess he, uh-- I guess he pulled an Irish goodbye. 297 00:13:20,130 --> 00:13:21,663 What's an Irish goodbye? 298 00:13:21,697 --> 00:13:25,067 When you sneak off without telling anybody. 299 00:13:25,101 --> 00:13:27,303 What about sneaking out is Irish? 300 00:13:27,337 --> 00:13:30,339 You do it in green. 301 00:13:30,372 --> 00:13:32,241 I don't know. I don't-- 302 00:13:32,274 --> 00:13:35,944 I don't make up the sayings, I just overuse them. 303 00:13:36,911 --> 00:13:40,148 - I learn so much from you. - Oh, I can only imagine. 304 00:13:47,822 --> 00:13:50,358 I'm sure Rob's back at the hotel... 305 00:13:50,391 --> 00:13:54,295 tucked into his bed, sleeping like a baby as we speak. 306 00:13:54,328 --> 00:13:57,097 ( phone ringing ) 307 00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:01,634 ( phone ringing ) 308 00:14:03,336 --> 00:14:05,638 ( phone ringing ) 309 00:14:06,772 --> 00:14:07,907 - Hello? - Rich: Rob, finally! 310 00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:09,108 - Where have you been? - Rich. 311 00:14:09,141 --> 00:14:10,776 Yes, it's me. Where are you? 312 00:14:10,810 --> 00:14:12,711 - Where are you? - I'm at the hotel. 313 00:14:12,745 --> 00:14:14,713 - Oh, that makes sense. - Dude, where the hell are you? 314 00:14:14,747 --> 00:14:16,315 - I don't know. - What do you mean, you don't know? 315 00:14:16,348 --> 00:14:19,051 No, I literally don't-- it's a part of the city 316 00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:20,952 I don't recognize. 317 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:23,788 - There's traffic, uh, trees. - Uh-huh. 318 00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,757 - Some birds, kids playing. - Great. 319 00:14:25,790 --> 00:14:27,959 - A library of some sort. - Okay. 320 00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:30,694 - Some kind of stadium. - Stadium? 321 00:14:30,727 --> 00:14:31,996 - Ah... - Staples Center? 322 00:14:32,030 --> 00:14:35,300 No, it's not Staples. 323 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,801 It's under construction, whatever. 324 00:14:37,835 --> 00:14:39,369 It's some stadium under construction. 325 00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:40,771 A football stadium. 326 00:14:40,804 --> 00:14:42,706 Yes, looks like maybe a football-- you know what it looks like? 327 00:14:42,739 --> 00:14:45,209 - What? - Where is it that USC plays? 328 00:14:45,242 --> 00:14:47,844 - Ah, the Coliseum? - Oh, fuck. 329 00:14:47,877 --> 00:14:49,346 What? 330 00:14:49,379 --> 00:14:52,048 - I'm in Rome, Rich. - Rome? 331 00:14:52,081 --> 00:14:52,949 How the fuck did I get to Rome? 332 00:14:52,982 --> 00:14:54,717 Quit dicking around and get back here. 333 00:14:54,750 --> 00:14:55,751 Fuck!