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( door opening )

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I'm really excited
to see the Space Needle.

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I really wanna see it.

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I'll probably just
pop over on break.

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If anyone wants to come with.

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We're in Bellevue, Sparky.
Not Seattle.

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And in the nine minutes
you have between kissing babies

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and shaking people's hands,

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the only place you're gonna be
popping into is the can...

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to drop a deuce.

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Drop a deuce,
I don't see that on my
itinerary.

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What is that?

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Morning, everyone.

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Maury. Looking spiffy.
Wow.

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What's the occasion?
Court appearance?

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No.

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Self-tape audition to play
a pedophile teacher?

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That was last week.

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Beating the rush and picking out
your burial suit.

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No. No.

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Gotta look classy
for our special guest.

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Do any of you ever
check out the website?

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Kent O'Grady is appearing
at this con.

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Kent O'Grady,
Kent O'Grady?

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- Yes.
- Oh!

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Wait, who's Kent O'Grady?

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Wait, he's the guy
from "Lord of the Tombs."

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- Yes.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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On BBC, my aunt
loves that show.

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Who does he play?

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"The Lord of the Tombs."

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Whoa, title character.

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Been there, done that.

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"The Careless Campers,"

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1989 wilderness safety
instructional video.

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Yours truly...
was a careless camper.

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Guys, come on.
This is big news.

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Kent O'Grady?
He's the real deal.

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Rich: Oh, please.

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He's just another British
jack hole who came to America

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to take acting work from us.

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You know, I'm so sick and tired
of these buttoned-up twerps

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swooping in
and stealing away jobs

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that rightfully belong
to US citizens.

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Russell Crowe...

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I'm pretty sure
he's Australian.

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Javier Bardem.

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Spanish.

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Damian Lewis.

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- Fucking Damien Louis.
- Right?

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You know who should be playing
Americans on American TV?

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Americans.

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I ask you, who knows more about
being American than Americans?

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Canadians.

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Rich: Besides them.

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Kent: Your point is a foolish
one.

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Whoa. Wow.

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- Are you?
- Yes.

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Yes, I am.

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And you are?

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Name's Rich.

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Well, Richard.

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It seems as though you believe

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Americans have
a proprietary right

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to play themselves
on screen, correct?

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- I...
- If we apply that logic

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across the board then who pray
tell
should play the dead

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on "The Stumbling Dead"?

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Will only drug addicts

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portray those afflicted
by that horrible disease?

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Must we find an actual murderer
to simulate the taking of a
life?

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( grunts )

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And scene.

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You see, a true performer
is able to embody a character

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without actually
being that character.

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It's called acting.

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Us Brits are trained on stage
from a very young age

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to do just that.

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Whilst you Americans
fritter your days away

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appearing in toothpaste
advertisements.

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Praying for the day
you'll land some soulless role

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on the latest incarnation
of "9-nil-2-1-nil."

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"90210."

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- Ah.
- Oh.

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Yeah. Guilty.

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That's why our shelves are lined
with your Emmys and your Oscars

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and you haven't
the slightest idea

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what a BAFTA even looks like,
let alone the chance to win one.

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- Sue: Yeah!
- Bravo!

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Bravo!

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Oh, and may I say,
it is an honor

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to have you here in our
humble green room, Mr. O'Grady.

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Join me, won't you?

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Thank you, no.

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I'm contractually provided
with my own private green room.

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Only it's called
the lavender suite.

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I'm really wandered in here
in search of the loo.

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Now if you'll excuse me,

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I'm going to continue
my quest to evacuate my nethers.

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His mustache was so majestic.

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He smelled like a fox hunt.

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Talked like a real-life butler.

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He made "shit" sound fancy.

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For an asshole,
he's not wrong about acting.

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I'm not a careless camper
but I had to be one

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and I mean embodied one
for the entire run of the shoot

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or the context
of the film was lost.

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It was a brutal six hours.

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( music playing )

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♪ Looking for a sign

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♪ Looking for a table
set for fun ♪

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♪ Set the alarm to exactly
half past none ♪

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♪ Just tell me
when it's time for you ♪

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Kent: Hello, everyone.

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This is my first one
of these conventions.

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So please, walk me through this
so-called, "meet and greet."

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Should we meet first

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or is it better to open
the proceedings with the greet?

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Ah... yes.

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What's it like being
better than us?

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Aren't you also one of the paid
performers
here at this event?

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No. No.

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Yes.

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Very well.

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I don't think myself better
than you or your countrymen.

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However, your nation
was once under the crown

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whereas we have never served
under your rule.

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We consistently demonstrate
a superior use of grammar

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we exercise a more global
perspective on politics.

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But aside from that,
and many, many other factors

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we are all equal.

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Great. Then I'll count you in
for our group lunch.

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Ooh, no, wait, hang--
A moment.

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Bullocks!

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Kent: He was absolutely crushed.

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I've never seen
a man so despondent.

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So I said to him,

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"Ricky, 'The Boardroom'
just doesn't sound right.

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Dumb it down. Make it reflect
the average person

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and their typical
mundane existence.

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Call it, 'The Office'."

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All: Oh.

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And the rest, my friends,
is TV history.

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Wow.

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Maury: That's... oof.

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I have a question,
Mr. O'Grady.

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- Excuse me, what are those?
- Potatoes.

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Yes, I can see
they're bloody potatoes.

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What kind of potatoes?

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Um, I guess
they're au gratin.

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- Oh, may I?
- Yeah. Sure.

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When you're finished,
would you pass them over here,
please.

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Okay, I'm good, I guess.

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Good, huh?

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( moans )

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( groaning )

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You gotta stop now.

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- Yeah, Washington, just feelin'
it.
- ( applause )

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I'm feeling it too.
It's gonna be a great afternoon.

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- I'm really excited...
- How's it going, bud?

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You ready?
Feeling good?

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I don't want you
to sweat a thing.

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You're gonna kill
out there.

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Quick heads up, the Washington
crowd
does smoke a lot of weed

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so they're very, very high.

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And that makes their reaction
time
a little wonky.

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But, they're out there.
Trust me.

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I can assure you,
I'm not concerned.

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Okay.

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Good.

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( squealing )

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I hope everything's okay
back there?

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Are you okay?

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I'm doing my stage
vocal warm-ups.

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You know you'll be using
a microphone up there?

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- ( squeals )
- Oh, God. All right.

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( grunts )

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- Yeah.
- ( grunting )

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- This next...
- ( squealing )

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That--
That doesn't sound human.

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Oh, I know what this is.

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This is our next guest.

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We just met him.
He's a dashing chap.

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And let me
tell you something.

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We just had lunch
and the man loves potatoes.

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He went to town on those things.
He really did.

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In fact, I've a new nickname
for him and it's Kent O'Gratin.

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( audience laughs )

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So give it, up.
Warm welcome, remember.

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Kent O'Grady, everybody.

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( applause )

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Kent:
Good afternoon, everyone.

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Good afternoon.
So great to see you all.

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Oh my, look how many
of you there are.

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Wow. This is delightful.

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I thought he was gonna slap me
in the face with a leather glove

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and challenge me to a dual.

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No, seriously, I think
I really offended him.

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Rich: Like I should
be thanking you.

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You branded him.

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Giving a man a nickname,
is an American rite of passage.

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Oh, please,
your intro sucked.

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That whole potato bit... ha!

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Hi, Sue.

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What are you doing?

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I was doing my taxes,

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what the fuck does it
look like I'm doing?

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Seriously, if you'd
introduced me like,

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I would've punched you
in the teeth.

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Mr. O'Grady wants
to see you in his room.

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- Okay, let's rock and roll.
- Just Rob.

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( knocking )

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Darling, enter.

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Wow.

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You brought a lot of scarves
for a one-day appearance.

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These aren't scarves,
Robert.

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They're ascots.

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Guess so.

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Naive.

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So innocent.

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So childlike.

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Perhaps that's why I feel
so safe around you.

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Oh, cool.

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Um, listen, earlier when
I introduced you on stage

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I-- I just want you to know,

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I-- I was totally
just going for the joke.

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Silence.

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It is I, who needs
to speak.

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When you publicly marked
my potato consumption

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I was justifiably incensed.

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- Yeah, I didn't...
- But then, it hit me.

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You, simple, little you,

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with those wide, piercing,
rabbit-like eyes

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have seen through my facade.

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I have?

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When I was gorging myself
on that starchy, cheesy goodness

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I wasn't doing it because
I was hungry for food.

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I was doing it
because I was starving.

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I mean, that's pretty
much the same thing.

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Starving for truth.

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For roots.

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For home.

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00:11:00,839 --> 00:11:04,374
For my... my mother's
favorite potato recipe.

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My mother...
who lives in...

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00:11:09,611 --> 00:11:11,746
who lives in...

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A condo?

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Missouri.

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My mother lives
in Missouri, Rob.

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My whole family does.

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What a kawinkydink,
I'm from Missouri.

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What part?

252
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Rob, I'm American.

253
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I'm as American as you are.

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I've been living a lie.
A lie that can't continue.

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You found me out.
Who's next?

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Who in this house of cards
I've built around myself

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is gonna come
crashing down on me?

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I can't handle
the pressure anymore.

259
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I'm gonna fling myself
from this tower Rob.

260
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And end it all.

261
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We're on the second floor.

262
00:11:43,733 --> 00:11:45,367
Don't try and talk me down.

263
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I only wanted you here
so you can bear witness.

264
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So that you can get
every detail correct

265
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when you write my biography.

266
00:11:51,771 --> 00:11:53,238
Why would I write
your biography?

267
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Farwell, Rob.
Remember me fondly.

268
00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:57,909
What the hell is wrong
with this thing?

269
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Rob: Those hotel windows
don't open.

270
00:12:00,276 --> 00:12:01,410
Why?

271
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I think to keep people from
trying to kill themselves?

272
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That is asinine.

273
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God. Oh, no.

274
00:12:10,583 --> 00:12:13,652
- Okay. Um.
- ( grunting )

275
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Look, man. No one's gonna
care that you lied

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about where you're from.

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Rob: Look, I mean,

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even the fact that you even
fooled
people into thinking

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you're from
a completely different country,

280
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that's--
that's pretty damn impressive.

281
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( gasps )

282
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:30,463
Oh, God.
I couldn't breathe under there.

283
00:12:32,697 --> 00:12:34,665
What were you saying
about my being impressive?

284
00:12:34,698 --> 00:12:36,499
I-- I was just saying that,
you know,

285
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rather than looking at this

286
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as a desperate attempt
to hide who you really are,

287
00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:43,971
Rob: you should think of it as
an incredibly long acting job.

288
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One that you are
really, really good at.

289
00:12:45,972 --> 00:12:49,273
By Jove you're right.

290
00:12:49,307 --> 00:12:52,710
I knew you were the right man
to bring in to talk me down.

291
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Happy I could help.

292
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- Robert.
- Yeah?

293
00:12:58,680 --> 00:13:01,049
In medieval times,
the actual time period,

294
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not the pseudo-restaurant
with the equine performers.

295
00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:07,452
Soldiers would carry with them
into battle a piece of cloth

296
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soaked in their
woman's scent.

297
00:13:09,453 --> 00:13:11,822
In its musk,
they found strength.

298
00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,022
Hmm.

299
00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:14,958
Fun, little,
historical tidbit.

300
00:13:14,991 --> 00:13:17,358
Oh.

301
00:13:17,391 --> 00:13:18,793
Oh, okay.
We're doing--

302
00:13:18,826 --> 00:13:21,294
- Allow me.
- I don't know what this is.

303
00:13:21,328 --> 00:13:23,029
That's--
( giggling )

304
00:13:23,063 --> 00:13:24,396
No, it tickles.

305
00:13:24,430 --> 00:13:25,730
Yes. You can go deeper
into the pits.

306
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,297
That tickles,
I'm very ticklish.

307
00:13:28,799 --> 00:13:30,266
Oh. Okay.

308
00:13:31,667 --> 00:13:33,502
Now you shall be
with me always.

309
00:13:33,535 --> 00:13:36,004
Okay, fun.
Good stuff.

310
00:13:36,037 --> 00:13:39,739
Well-- Oh, whoa,
whoa, golly.

311
00:13:39,773 --> 00:13:42,674
Where did that
even come from?

312
00:13:42,708 --> 00:13:44,877
Oh, okay.

313
00:13:44,910 --> 00:13:47,811
Okay...
I don't quite know

314
00:13:47,844 --> 00:13:48,979
what we're doing here.

315
00:13:49,012 --> 00:13:50,479
Is this a...

316
00:13:51,881 --> 00:13:53,448
And now I shall
also be with you.

317
00:13:55,482 --> 00:13:57,785
This is good.
This is really fun.

318
00:13:57,818 --> 00:14:00,619
Look at the time.
I better get back down there.

319
00:14:00,652 --> 00:14:01,686
Okay.

320
00:14:03,054 --> 00:14:05,321
Let my essence give
you strength.

321
00:14:05,355 --> 00:14:06,489
It definitely
giving me something.

322
00:14:06,523 --> 00:14:07,891
- Blame the musk.
- Will do.

323
00:14:12,727 --> 00:14:14,095
Hell of a weekend, Robbie.

324
00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:16,062
- As always, Richie.
- Mm-hmm.

325
00:14:16,096 --> 00:14:17,596
You know, it's kinda sad

326
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,664
watching Maury get
Kent's autograph.

327
00:14:19,698 --> 00:14:22,699
Yeah, even sadder that
Kent asked him to pay for it.

328
00:14:22,733 --> 00:14:26,836
Yeah, sadder, sadder,
that Maury actually paid.

329
00:14:26,869 --> 00:14:28,670
Whoa, Mr. Fancy Pants.

330
00:14:28,703 --> 00:14:29,805
What's this?

331
00:14:29,838 --> 00:14:32,072
Oh no.

332
00:14:32,106 --> 00:14:33,439
- Are you kidding me?
- No, put that back.

333
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:34,774
Is this a fan gift?

334
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:35,975
Yeah, you have
no idea, Rich.

335
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:37,409
Wow.

336
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:38,811
- Oh, don't do that.
- What is that?

337
00:14:38,844 --> 00:14:40,745
- No, don't do that.
- No, I know that smell.

338
00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:41,946
Yeah, I bet you do.

339
00:14:41,979 --> 00:14:43,513
No, seriously.
I recognize this.

340
00:14:45,115 --> 00:14:46,782
Smells like a fox hunt.

341
00:14:46,816 --> 00:14:49,516
( music playing )