1 00:00:15,721 --> 00:00:20,331 ( plane flying overhead ) 2 00:00:20,365 --> 00:00:23,304 ( piano music playing ) 3 00:00:33,493 --> 00:00:35,330 I finally found the coffee station. 4 00:00:35,363 --> 00:00:38,101 I am a monster until I've had a second cup. 5 00:00:38,136 --> 00:00:39,138 Oh, yeah? 6 00:00:39,171 --> 00:00:40,774 Yeah, I'm not much of a coffee guy. 7 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:42,010 You know, it kinda makes me jumpy. 8 00:00:42,044 --> 00:00:44,316 - More toast? - Jesus! 9 00:00:44,349 --> 00:00:46,153 No, no thank you. 10 00:00:46,186 --> 00:00:48,157 Thanks. Heh. 11 00:00:48,190 --> 00:00:51,331 So, uh-- ahem-- so last night 12 00:00:51,364 --> 00:00:54,937 - was fun. - Yeah, yeah, for sure. 13 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:56,307 You cried a lot. 14 00:00:56,341 --> 00:00:58,111 No, I just have allergies. 15 00:00:58,144 --> 00:01:00,148 - So, uh... - Good morning, Robert. 16 00:01:01,986 --> 00:01:03,823 Uh, hey, guys, what's goin' on? 17 00:01:03,856 --> 00:01:05,527 Oh, my God. Hi, Rich. 18 00:01:05,561 --> 00:01:08,433 - Can I get a selfie? - Absolutely. Yeah. 19 00:01:10,437 --> 00:01:11,973 - Get in here, Rob. - It's okay. 20 00:01:12,007 --> 00:01:13,410 I've already been in there. 21 00:01:13,443 --> 00:01:14,846 Oh, Jesus. 22 00:01:16,984 --> 00:01:18,588 - ( shutter clicks ) - Awesome. 23 00:01:18,621 --> 00:01:20,593 Great. Hey, uh, Rob, 24 00:01:20,626 --> 00:01:23,131 remember that thing I said we would probably have to go do? 25 00:01:23,164 --> 00:01:25,001 - Well, we have to go do it right now. - Okay. 26 00:01:25,035 --> 00:01:27,440 Yeah, we gotta go do this thing we were talking about we were gonna do 27 00:01:27,473 --> 00:01:29,110 and now we have to go it. 28 00:01:29,144 --> 00:01:32,150 So, um, oh, I need to sign the breakfast to my room. 29 00:01:32,183 --> 00:01:34,455 Oh, if you're in a hurry, I can sign it for you. 30 00:01:34,488 --> 00:01:37,928 Oh, no, I kinda have to do it. We sign in under aliases. 31 00:01:37,961 --> 00:01:39,865 - So... - Well, I know. 32 00:01:39,900 --> 00:01:43,474 - Hugh. - Did I... 33 00:01:43,507 --> 00:01:45,646 - Did I tell you that? - Well, actually, you-- 34 00:01:45,679 --> 00:01:48,117 you wrote it at the bar last night 35 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,520 when you were giving me your room number. 36 00:01:49,554 --> 00:01:52,927 ( chuckles ) Now I know your secret identity. 37 00:01:52,960 --> 00:01:55,633 You're Hugh Janus. 38 00:01:55,667 --> 00:01:58,238 He sure as shit is. 39 00:01:58,271 --> 00:02:01,212 ( theme music playing ) 40 00:02:05,454 --> 00:02:08,293 ♪ Looking for a sign 41 00:02:08,327 --> 00:02:11,166 ♪ Looking for a table set for fun ♪ 42 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:17,078 ♪ Set the alarm to exactly half past none ♪ 43 00:02:17,111 --> 00:02:20,085 ♪ Just tell me where to sign for you ♪ 44 00:02:20,118 --> 00:02:22,690 Dear God, man, what have you done? 45 00:02:22,724 --> 00:02:24,428 Don't take that tone with me. 46 00:02:24,461 --> 00:02:26,398 This is much your fault as it is mine. 47 00:02:26,432 --> 00:02:28,670 "Drink up," he said. "Mingle with fans," you said. 48 00:02:28,703 --> 00:02:30,674 "It's getting late. We should go," you said. 49 00:02:30,707 --> 00:02:32,978 You practically pulled it out and guided it in. 50 00:02:33,012 --> 00:02:34,515 - Ew. - You, ew. 51 00:02:34,549 --> 00:02:37,689 Robbie, convention rule one: 52 00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:39,393 Fans are off-limits. 53 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:41,297 You do not bite the hand that feeds you, 54 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:44,069 and you sure as he'll don't let it give you a tug job. 55 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:46,441 And you know what? You can kiss Hugh Janus goodbye. 56 00:02:46,475 --> 00:02:49,715 - You told her your alias. - I know. I know. 57 00:02:49,748 --> 00:02:52,621 It's this whole divorce thing. It's-- it's throwing me off. 58 00:02:52,654 --> 00:02:55,092 All right, well, you know what? What's done is done. 59 00:02:55,125 --> 00:02:58,266 Time for us to focus on crisis prevention. 60 00:02:58,299 --> 00:03:01,339 Crisis prevention? What crisis are we preventing? 61 00:03:01,372 --> 00:03:03,444 You're jerking my chain, right? 62 00:03:03,477 --> 00:03:04,579 - No. - Bobby? 63 00:03:04,613 --> 00:03:06,483 - What? - Internet. 64 00:03:06,517 --> 00:03:08,387 Social media backlash. 65 00:03:08,420 --> 00:03:10,191 To the computer please. 66 00:03:10,224 --> 00:03:12,028 Ah, shit. 67 00:03:13,732 --> 00:03:15,569 All right, you gotta check all your sites now. 68 00:03:15,602 --> 00:03:16,739 - Okay? - 'Kay. 69 00:03:16,772 --> 00:03:18,408 Twitter, Flutter, Facebook, Tumblr, 70 00:03:18,441 --> 00:03:21,114 Snapchat, Clap Grab, um, Fumble Finish Live Twist, 71 00:03:21,147 --> 00:03:22,350 - Smellberg. - Smellberg? 72 00:03:22,384 --> 00:03:23,586 - You're not on Smellberg? - No. 73 00:03:23,619 --> 00:03:25,591 It's a great site. You can post all your favorite scents. 74 00:03:25,624 --> 00:03:26,760 Listen, the point is 75 00:03:26,793 --> 00:03:30,401 this woman just slept with her TV hero. 76 00:03:30,434 --> 00:03:32,606 She's gonna be out there everywhere 77 00:03:32,639 --> 00:03:34,610 spreading this news to the Four Winds. 78 00:03:34,643 --> 00:03:35,779 You gotta get out in front of it. 79 00:03:35,812 --> 00:03:36,848 - Okay. - Okay. 80 00:03:36,882 --> 00:03:39,486 Now, I'm gonna say this, and I need you to hear me. 81 00:03:39,520 --> 00:03:41,792 She's going to try to friend you. 82 00:03:41,825 --> 00:03:43,495 Do not take the bait and friend her back. 83 00:03:43,529 --> 00:03:45,332 Okay? I know you're a nice guy. 84 00:03:45,366 --> 00:03:46,568 Let's be honest. 85 00:03:46,602 --> 00:03:48,640 That's misleading, and quite frankly, just plain cruel. 86 00:03:48,673 --> 00:03:49,875 - Okay, got it. - All right? 87 00:03:49,909 --> 00:03:51,613 - Yeah. - You know, scratch that. 88 00:03:51,646 --> 00:03:53,483 Actually, uh, do friend her back. 89 00:03:53,516 --> 00:03:55,320 Um, because if you don't, 90 00:03:55,354 --> 00:03:57,157 she might go all boil rabbit on your ass. 91 00:03:57,191 --> 00:03:59,496 And that could get real dark real fast. 92 00:03:59,529 --> 00:04:01,400 - Yeah. - Ooh, but then again, 93 00:04:01,433 --> 00:04:02,636 if you do friend her back, 94 00:04:02,669 --> 00:04:04,473 she might think you guys are actually a thing 95 00:04:04,506 --> 00:04:07,813 and be all up in your grill-piece 24/7, and that's no bueno. 96 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,651 But then again, if you don't accept her friend request, 97 00:04:09,684 --> 00:04:11,822 then she might lash out and start posting everywhere 98 00:04:11,856 --> 00:04:13,492 that you're a heartless a-hole and a lousy lay. 99 00:04:13,525 --> 00:04:15,830 - Okay, so what do I do? - No idea. 100 00:04:15,864 --> 00:04:17,801 All right, well, I'm looking and I don't see anything. 101 00:04:17,834 --> 00:04:21,208 In fact, she hasn't-- she hasn't posted on any of my sites. 102 00:04:21,242 --> 00:04:23,947 - How can you be sure? - 'Cause nobody has in days. 103 00:04:23,981 --> 00:04:25,685 Well, maybe she's not the social media type. 104 00:04:25,718 --> 00:04:26,888 - ( notification bell dings ) - True. True. 105 00:04:26,921 --> 00:04:28,925 Oh. Ah, hey, look. 106 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,696 She posted that picture of the three of us 107 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,700 - from breakfast this morning. - Oh. 108 00:04:32,733 --> 00:04:35,539 Did she tag me in it? 109 00:04:35,572 --> 00:04:37,543 Negatory, Robbie. 110 00:04:37,576 --> 00:04:40,382 You're in the clear. 111 00:04:40,415 --> 00:04:41,685 ( sighs ) 112 00:04:41,719 --> 00:04:43,622 - Feels like I'm in the dirty. - Keep searching. 113 00:04:46,462 --> 00:04:48,700 Maybe I just don't get good service at this hotel. 114 00:04:48,734 --> 00:04:50,704 - ( cell phone rings ) - Heh. 115 00:04:50,738 --> 00:04:52,708 Nope. You're good. 116 00:04:52,742 --> 00:04:53,710 It's weird. 117 00:04:53,745 --> 00:04:55,815 I mean, we really had a connection last night. 118 00:04:55,849 --> 00:04:57,886 I-- I bought her breakfast this morning, Rich. 119 00:04:57,919 --> 00:04:59,891 Breakfast. A la carte. 120 00:04:59,924 --> 00:05:01,427 I could've really pushed the buffet. 121 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,662 - You know, it's cheaper. - Yeah. 122 00:05:02,697 --> 00:05:04,066 While still offering a bevy of options. 123 00:05:04,100 --> 00:05:06,071 But, no, the lady wanted eggs Florentine. 124 00:05:06,104 --> 00:05:07,640 The lady got eggs Florentine. 125 00:05:07,673 --> 00:05:09,744 - And that is a classy move. - Yeah. 126 00:05:09,779 --> 00:05:11,916 Fat lot of good it did me. Radio silence. 127 00:05:11,949 --> 00:05:14,454 Yeah, but, that means she's not tearing you a new one on the web. 128 00:05:14,488 --> 00:05:16,827 Isn't that a good thing? 129 00:05:16,860 --> 00:05:18,396 Come on in. Hey. 130 00:05:18,429 --> 00:05:20,066 Now your postchoices are totem pole, school dance 131 00:05:20,100 --> 00:05:22,038 or shiver me timbers. 132 00:05:22,071 --> 00:05:24,576 - What can I do for you, brother? - Can I just touch your chest? 133 00:05:24,609 --> 00:05:26,680 - Hey! Hi. - Hey. 134 00:05:26,713 --> 00:05:29,452 - Well, I... - What-- what're you doing? 135 00:05:29,486 --> 00:05:30,756 Oh, I, um... 136 00:05:30,789 --> 00:05:32,961 Sorry, I just, uh, I realized I forgot to give you 137 00:05:32,994 --> 00:05:35,399 - my Twitter handle. - I already have it. 138 00:05:35,432 --> 00:05:38,072 Okay, well, don't forget to use that-- that "at" symbol. 139 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,675 Um, it won't work otherwise. 140 00:05:39,708 --> 00:05:42,113 And, um, you know, I also have a Facebook fan page. 141 00:05:42,147 --> 00:05:44,786 - So you might wanna just... - Is there a duo photo op scheduled 142 00:05:44,819 --> 00:05:46,957 - I don't know about? - No, Kurt, there's not. 143 00:05:46,990 --> 00:05:49,964 You're messing with the line flow. You know that, right? 144 00:05:49,997 --> 00:05:51,968 I do. I do. Thank you for pointing it out. 145 00:05:52,001 --> 00:05:53,537 Uh, okay. You know what? 146 00:05:53,570 --> 00:05:55,508 We will finish this conversation at my photo op. 147 00:05:55,542 --> 00:05:57,679 Well, I didn't buy a photo with you. 148 00:05:57,713 --> 00:05:59,650 Why wouldn't-- why? I'm sorry. 149 00:05:59,683 --> 00:06:01,120 And you know what? Come anyway. 150 00:06:01,154 --> 00:06:02,957 And, uh, no charge. 151 00:06:02,991 --> 00:06:04,996 - Ahem! - I will cover it when I get paid. 152 00:06:05,029 --> 00:06:07,567 Oh, actually, I can't. I have a meet and greet then. 153 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,571 ( chuckles ) With who? 154 00:06:09,604 --> 00:06:11,676 - Rich. - With my best friend? 155 00:06:11,709 --> 00:06:14,515 How-- why would you do that? - Okay, all right. 156 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:16,820 Drama class is over, all right? Handler Beth. 157 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,660 Can we handle this? Be with you in a sec, ladies. 158 00:06:24,536 --> 00:06:27,710 Hey, um... 159 00:06:27,743 --> 00:06:29,714 Look, I-- I didn't want to have to say this, 160 00:06:29,747 --> 00:06:31,618 but, um, I'm in, like, 161 00:06:31,651 --> 00:06:35,025 a really sensitive place right now-- my world is spinning, 162 00:06:35,059 --> 00:06:39,168 and, um, it's like, I know it's not, like, your problem per se, 163 00:06:39,201 --> 00:06:42,842 but I just need you to understand where I'm coming from 164 00:06:42,875 --> 00:06:45,715 and why this matters. 165 00:06:45,748 --> 00:06:48,187 Okay? 166 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:50,558 Okay. 167 00:06:50,591 --> 00:06:52,129 I need to get you onstage. 168 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,865 Okay, yeah. Right. 169 00:06:55,235 --> 00:06:56,771 Rob's walking. 170 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:01,749 - Whoa! - Whoa-- hey! 171 00:07:01,782 --> 00:07:03,586 - Rob. Rob. - What the hell? 172 00:07:03,619 --> 00:07:04,889 Rob, you have stage talk in five minutes. 173 00:07:04,922 --> 00:07:06,658 What's going on? 174 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,899 Sorry, buddy, but desperate times call for desperate measures. 175 00:07:09,932 --> 00:07:11,603 - You, my friend, are coming apart. - ( knocking on door ) Rob? 176 00:07:11,636 --> 00:07:13,307 Everyone's concerned. That's why we're all here. 177 00:07:13,341 --> 00:07:15,611 Actually I was already in here having a cry. 178 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:17,649 No, Rich is right. You're a fuck up, Rob. 179 00:07:17,682 --> 00:07:19,887 - We want you gone. - No, we don't. 180 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:21,757 - Who are you? - I'm just here to get a mop. 181 00:07:21,791 --> 00:07:23,127 So, what're we doing here? 182 00:07:23,161 --> 00:07:26,601 Rob slept with a fan and is now in emotional turmoil. 183 00:07:26,635 --> 00:07:30,076 - Yeah. - You broke convention rule one? 184 00:07:30,109 --> 00:07:32,781 - Oh, man. - What's the crime here? 185 00:07:32,815 --> 00:07:35,220 I mean, you have hooked up with fans countless times. 186 00:07:35,253 --> 00:07:37,691 Yeah, of course I do. That's what I do. 187 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:38,928 That's my bit. That's my thing. 188 00:07:38,961 --> 00:07:41,934 That's what people expect of me, but not you. 189 00:07:41,967 --> 00:07:43,337 You're the "aw, shucks" guy. 190 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:46,110 You're the one they want to scoop up, take home, have neutered, 191 00:07:46,143 --> 00:07:48,281 - and teach to poop in a box. - I saw her. 192 00:07:48,315 --> 00:07:49,951 She was cosplaying his character. 193 00:07:49,984 --> 00:07:51,421 You know when I say "Go fuck yourself," 194 00:07:51,454 --> 00:07:52,958 - it's not what I meant. - Narcissist. 195 00:07:52,991 --> 00:07:54,760 Okay, guys, I get it. 196 00:07:54,794 --> 00:07:56,664 Um, but, really, there's nothing to worry about here. 197 00:07:56,699 --> 00:08:00,039 I'm totally fine. Really, this is not a big deal. 198 00:08:00,073 --> 00:08:02,945 I mean, it's a-- it's really-- it's fine. 199 00:08:02,979 --> 00:08:04,949 Um, I don't know what went wrong. 200 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:08,123 You know, it's like we-- we had a night together last night, 201 00:08:08,157 --> 00:08:10,996 we shared a moment, and then this morning I wake up 202 00:08:11,029 --> 00:08:12,131 and nothing. 203 00:08:12,165 --> 00:08:13,301 Not a thing. 204 00:08:13,334 --> 00:08:16,140 No messages online, uh, 205 00:08:16,174 --> 00:08:17,743 no following me around the hotel. 206 00:08:17,776 --> 00:08:19,981 No sweet little letters underneath my door. 207 00:08:20,015 --> 00:08:21,919 It's like, where did it all go so pear-shaped? 208 00:08:21,952 --> 00:08:24,257 - Damn. - You men. 209 00:08:24,291 --> 00:08:25,860 You have sex with a woman once, 210 00:08:25,893 --> 00:08:27,130 and you think she's gonna become a stalker. 211 00:08:27,163 --> 00:08:29,000 Why is it so hard for you to understand 212 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:31,339 that we have primal sexual urges. 213 00:08:31,372 --> 00:08:34,345 She got in, she got off-- maybe-- and got out. 214 00:08:34,378 --> 00:08:37,017 - End of story. - W.W.B.K.D. 215 00:08:38,854 --> 00:08:39,890 Excuse me. 216 00:08:39,923 --> 00:08:43,197 What Would Bernie Kopell Do? 217 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,970 You ask that, you'll never go wrong. 218 00:08:46,003 --> 00:08:47,173 Who is Bernie Kopell? 219 00:08:47,206 --> 00:08:50,513 Rob: Yeah, I'm kinda lost here, too, Maury. 220 00:08:50,547 --> 00:08:53,185 Does this clear things up for you? 221 00:08:53,218 --> 00:08:54,455 Is that Doc from "The Love Boat"? 222 00:08:54,488 --> 00:08:55,890 Bernie's seminal role, yes. 223 00:08:55,924 --> 00:08:59,365 That guy was on TV? He looks like a dork. 224 00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:02,538 This dork could navigate the intricate puzzle that is woman 225 00:09:02,572 --> 00:09:04,242 better than any man I've ever seen. 226 00:09:04,276 --> 00:09:07,549 We did the con circuit together for a time back in his heyday. 227 00:09:07,583 --> 00:09:09,185 Hmph. 228 00:09:09,219 --> 00:09:10,355 He seduced my wife. 229 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:13,395 It was the most magnificent thing I've ever witnessed. 230 00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,065 Like an opera. 231 00:09:15,098 --> 00:09:18,071 So much passion and body makeup. 232 00:09:18,104 --> 00:09:20,510 I was honored just to be there until they asked me to leave. 233 00:09:20,543 --> 00:09:22,581 I'm not sure how this relates. 234 00:09:22,615 --> 00:09:24,619 Bernie was a man. A man's man. 235 00:09:24,652 --> 00:09:26,389 If Bernie was dropped by a woman, 236 00:09:26,423 --> 00:09:28,560 you wouldn't find him in-- in a closet 237 00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:31,266 groveling to a bunch of people who hardly know or care about him. 238 00:09:31,299 --> 00:09:35,107 He'd own it, deal with it, then move on. 239 00:09:35,140 --> 00:09:37,946 You got tossed aside by a fan. There it is. 240 00:09:37,979 --> 00:09:39,584 So now what? 241 00:09:39,617 --> 00:09:42,423 - W.W.B.K.D. - Exactly. 242 00:09:42,457 --> 00:09:46,431 Time to Bernie up and do what you're here to do. 243 00:09:46,465 --> 00:09:49,003 Stir up a Sazerac, grab the mic, 244 00:09:49,037 --> 00:09:51,274 and give that crowd what they paid for. 245 00:09:51,309 --> 00:09:54,348 A 40-minute stage talk by the guy who played God on TV 246 00:09:54,382 --> 00:09:55,585 five seasons ago. 247 00:10:00,328 --> 00:10:03,367 And that's when they asked me to not stop wearing the codpiece. 248 00:10:09,647 --> 00:10:10,949 Any other questions? 249 00:10:10,983 --> 00:10:13,021 Uh, it's more of a statement really. 250 00:10:13,054 --> 00:10:14,992 - Okay. - About four years ago, 251 00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:17,564 my Meemaw had a tattoo accident and she ended up 252 00:10:17,597 --> 00:10:20,136 - losing the use of her arm-- - I'm gonna stop you right there. 253 00:10:20,170 --> 00:10:22,307 You know, 254 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:25,247 all of us up here as performers, 255 00:10:25,281 --> 00:10:28,487 we really put ourselves out there for you, 256 00:10:28,520 --> 00:10:31,159 and, yeah, there's a little bit of money involved-- 257 00:10:31,193 --> 00:10:32,396 maybe a little fame, 258 00:10:32,429 --> 00:10:36,103 but really do we get anything in return? 259 00:10:36,137 --> 00:10:38,141 No. Nada. 260 00:10:41,715 --> 00:10:43,219 Except sometimes, 261 00:10:43,252 --> 00:10:46,726 somebody in their own sweet, 262 00:10:46,759 --> 00:10:49,231 tender, unique, precious, 263 00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:51,737 little buzzed-up way 264 00:10:51,770 --> 00:10:53,708 says, "Thank you." 265 00:10:55,077 --> 00:10:57,482 Then I'm here to say, 266 00:10:57,516 --> 00:11:00,288 "You're welcome." 267 00:11:00,321 --> 00:11:02,527 I let you see something 268 00:11:02,560 --> 00:11:04,664 that nobody has seen for a good 18 months. 269 00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,066 'Kay. 270 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,806 I exposed myself to you. ( chuckles ) I did. 271 00:11:08,840 --> 00:11:11,077 And you held it. Let you caress it a little bit. 272 00:11:11,111 --> 00:11:14,552 But as I said in episode 513, "The Devil Made Me Do It," 273 00:11:14,585 --> 00:11:18,526 "God giveth, and God taketh away." 274 00:11:19,663 --> 00:11:22,669 And it is time for me 275 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:25,241 to taketh it back 276 00:11:25,274 --> 00:11:27,245 and puteth it 277 00:11:27,278 --> 00:11:28,648 in my pocketh. 278 00:11:28,682 --> 00:11:30,419 Thanks for this, everybody. 279 00:11:30,452 --> 00:11:32,389 This has been pretty amazing. 280 00:11:32,423 --> 00:11:34,728 And that's the gospel according to Bennett. 281 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:36,732 Thank you, Whippany. I'm out. 282 00:11:36,765 --> 00:11:38,636 ( thud, feedback ) 283 00:11:44,515 --> 00:11:46,753 - I'm glad this one's over. - Oh, I bet. 284 00:11:46,786 --> 00:11:48,323 I feel good, though, you know? 285 00:11:48,357 --> 00:11:50,594 I got the whole hooking up-with-a-fan bug 286 00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:51,797 - out of my system. - Right, yeah. 287 00:11:51,831 --> 00:11:53,868 You know, been there, done that. Don't need to do it again. 288 00:11:53,902 --> 00:11:56,273 - Mm-mm. - It's like I said in my stage talk, 289 00:11:56,307 --> 00:11:58,779 I had it out there, but now it's time to pack it away 290 00:11:58,812 --> 00:12:00,950 - and seal it up. - Mm-hmm. 291 00:12:00,984 --> 00:12:04,290 Hey, the 'it' you keep referring to, that's your penis, right? 292 00:12:04,324 --> 00:12:06,461 It's my heart. I'm talking about my heart. 293 00:12:06,495 --> 00:12:08,465 Oh! 294 00:12:08,499 --> 00:12:10,369 Oh, that-- okay. 295 00:12:10,403 --> 00:12:11,639 Huh. 296 00:12:11,673 --> 00:12:14,946 Hey, but you know what? Something you never thought about. 297 00:12:14,980 --> 00:12:16,449 - Hmm. - You never saw that woman 298 00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,953 when she didn't look like "Teen Wolf." 299 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,556 That Michael J. Fox version. 300 00:12:19,589 --> 00:12:22,295 She did you a favor blowing you off, my friend. 301 00:12:22,328 --> 00:12:23,832 You probably just dodged a hideous bullet. 302 00:12:23,865 --> 00:12:26,638 No, I am sure you are right. 303 00:12:26,671 --> 00:12:27,840 Yeah. 304 00:12:29,510 --> 00:12:30,747 - Whoa. - Hmm. 305 00:12:33,853 --> 00:12:36,392 ( laughs ) Oh, God. 306 00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:40,868 Oh, fuck.