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Previously on
Young Sheldon...

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I understand
you're moving forward

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with Sheldon's grant database.

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I was an intrinsic part of that.

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Hmm. Sheldon didn't mention you.

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Of course he didn't, that
pint-sized little credit hog.

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What did you decide?

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I'm cutting everybody out

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and doing this myself.

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What?
I don't need
the university,

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and I don't need
Dr. Linkletter.

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How are you gonna pay
for all this?

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I'll find private investors.
They can pay for it

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on the condition I'm left alone.

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Are you sure you don't want to
think about this a little more?

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Perhaps you're right.

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Done. I'm good.

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Good morning.
I'm Sheldon Cooper.

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Thank you for taking
the time to hear my proposal.

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I have some handouts.

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I-I'm sorry, who are you?

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Oh, I'm... Sheldon Cooper.

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I'm here to pitch my idea for
a grant computer database.

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How old are you?

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When you hear my presentation,
I believe you'll realize

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my age is irrelevant.

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So there's no adult with you?

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Well, my mom drove me here, but
I told her to wait in the car.

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Is this a joke?

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I assure you, it's not.

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When I make jokes,
I follow them with a "bazinga"

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so it's clear.

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Like this: "Bazinga."

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How long does it take
to grow a mustache?

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* Nobody else
is stronger than I am *

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* Yesterday I moved a mountain *

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* I bet I could be your hero *

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* I am a mighty little man *

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* I am a mighty little man. *

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(indistinct chatter)

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I know we've lost
to Pineview a lot

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over the years,
but that's in the past.

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You're a different
team now.

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So just stick
to the plan,

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and you're gonna
come out on top.

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And Stevens, I don't care
how uncomfortable you are,

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you're wearin' your cup tonight.

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(laughter)
All right,

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you boys have
worked hard for this.

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Now, let's get out there
and get that W.

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Yeah!
Let's go!
Yes, sir!

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ROB: Looking like
some winners in here.

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Hey, y'all. George.

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Pastor Rob, you made it.
Of course.

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And... why?

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Coach Wilkins invited me
to pray with the kids

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before the game.

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Oh. And... why?

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Can't hurt to have
a little extra help

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from the big man upstairs.

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Amen to that.

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(claps hands) All right, guys.

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Circle up.

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ROB: Lord, we lift
these players...

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What the hell, Wayne?

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What? Lots of teams do it.

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Well, why him?
He's a good guy.

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He's been counseling me
since Darlene left.

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(sighs)

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Fine, just... next time,
give me a heads-up.

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Yeah, you're right,
I'm sorry.

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It's okay,
forget about it.

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Amen!
PLAYERS: Amen!

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All right, hands in,

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"team" on three!

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One, two, three!

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ALL: Team!
Let's go!

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(whooping, cheering)

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Yeah!
All right, boys, go get 'em.

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He did "team on three."

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I do "team on three."

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I'll do it with ya.
Wh...

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It's not the same.

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Hey, how was the game?

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Fine.

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Well, Pineview's a tough team.

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Don't beat yourself up.

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No, we won.

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I want to be happy,
but your face is confusing me.

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We destroyed 'em.
It was a blowout.

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That doesn't clear things up.

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Pastor Rob prayed with
the team before the game

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and everyone thinks
he's the reason we won.

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So you're mad he helped you win?

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He didn't help!

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I coached that team up,
I designed the game plan.

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But who do they hoist
on their shoulders

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after the final whistle?

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Well...

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What?

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Come on.

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MISSY:
Of course I like cars.

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Most girls don't?

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(knocking at door)
Well, I do.

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Which one's your favorite?

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Yeah, totally.

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Ford's the best.
(knocking)

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SHELDON: Missy,
I need to use the phone.

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Too bad.

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SHELDON:
This is important.

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Can't you lie to boys

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about liking cars
some other time?

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I gotta go. Bye.

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Here.

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Wait, don't go away.
I need your help.

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This is stupid.

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Do you want the money or not?

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(accent): Hello?
Yes, I have Sheldon Cooper

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calling for Mr. Jennings.

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Yes, we'll hold.

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(deeper voice):
Hello, Mr. Jennings.

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Mr. Cooper here.

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Yes, I know we have
an appointment for tomorrow,

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but I thought, why wait
to do this face-to-face

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when we could do it
over the phone? Ha, ha.

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Well, it's just that
there's been so much interest

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in the grant database,
I wanted to make sure that you

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got a chance to hear it first.

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Excellent. Well...

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(dialing)

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I'm on the phone.

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Oh. Sorry, baby.

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Uh, so you can hang up now.

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Your voice sounds funny,

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are you coming down with a cold?

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No, I'm fine.

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This is my normal adult voice.

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I guess I just miss
that sweet little boy voice.

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SHELDON:
Mom!

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Wh-- I-It doesn't matter
how old I am, Mr. Jennings,

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because
I'm really, really smart.

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Oh, is this about
his database thingy?

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He is so excited about that

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I could barely get him
to bed last night.

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Mom!

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(laughter)

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Oh. As long as
I've been teaching here,

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we have never beaten Pineview.

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Oh, well, I can't
take credit for that.

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Gotta give it
to the big guy.

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George?

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Oh, I meant
the big guy upstairs,

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but yeah, him, too.

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So when you baptize someone,

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are you only wearing
swim trunks or...?

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Oh, no, no, fully covered.

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So is it, like, in a pool...

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or a hot tub or...

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Um...

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I thought you were Mormon.

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Mind your business.
Okay.

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Good mornin'.

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Hey, George.
Hey.

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Hey, good morning, George.

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What's going on here?

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Just talking
about Friday's game.

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The paper called it
the "Medford Miracle."

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No miracle,
just good coaching.

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Let's not forget
about those kids--

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I mean, they really
played their hearts out.
Mm. Yeah.

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One of the things
I coached them to do.

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Of course. I'm just saying
it's a team effort.

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I'm sorry,
what are you doin' here?

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Oh. A couple of
the players wanted to talk,

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so I'm waiting for them
to have a free period.

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Talk about what?

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Anything they want.

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Just here to listen.

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He's a good listener, George.

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If you ever need someone
to talk to--

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I'm fine.

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Sure.

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A man who listens.

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Hmm.

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(chuckles weakly)

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HUTCHINS:
Mmm-mm-mm.

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So what's up?

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Well, I was hoping
I could maybe

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bring a friend over
to watch a movie.

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Mm-hmm.

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And would that friend
be a-a boy?

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Yeah, his name is Dean
and he's so cool,

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and if I bring him to my house,

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my family's gonna embarrass me

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and he's never gonna
talk to me again.

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Calm down,
he can come here.

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Thank you.

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But I have some rules.
Anything.

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Okay, first rule,

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you can sit on the same couch,

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but separate cushions.

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And no crossing the line.

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Deal.
I'm not done.

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I will leave you alone,

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but I will
cross through occasionally,

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unannounced

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and I better not see
any scooting, scurrying

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or resetting of pillows.

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No problem.

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The movie can be PG-13,

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but the date has to stay G.

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I promise.
All right, then.

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Thank you, you're
the best meemaw ever.
Yeah, I know.

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And just so you know,
Little Mermaid is rated G,

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and they totally kiss.

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On the lips.

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SHELDON:
No one will even
listen to my ideas.

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I'm being
discriminated against

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because I'm too young.

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I'm sorry to hear that.

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I can't wait
till I'm your age

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and people treat me
with respect and reverence.

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Sometimes older people get
discriminated against, too.

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For what? Getting smaller
and cuter year after year?

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Look at you.

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Well, sometimes people assume,

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because of my age,
that I'm out of touch,

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that I, uh,
don't know how to use

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new technologies,
that I, uh...

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Hold on, there's a third one.

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So I'm too young
and you're too old?

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If you take the mean
of both our ages,

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we'd be a formidable 41.

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Hmm.

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My name is Sheldon Cooper

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and this is my partner,
Dr. John Sturgis.

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Greetings.
With us,

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you get both youth
and experience.

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Oh, by the way,
I remembered that third thing.

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I'll tell you later.

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So once this is
up and running,

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anyone with a computer
and a modem can have access

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to every grant
offered worldwide.

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And you can charge
for access on both sides.

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As the kids like to say,
ka-ching.

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That's the sound
of a cash register,

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in case the onomatopoeia
was unclear.

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Sounds like this could be
very lucrative.

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(whispers):
It was clear.

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LOCKHART:
How soon do you think

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you could have a prototype?

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Well, working around
my class schedule

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and a sensible bedtime,
I think within a year.

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If we fund this, we'd expect you
to work on it full-time.

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We don't want someone else
beating us to the punch.

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I suppose I could, uh, take
a sabbatical from teaching,

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but my bedtime
is also quite rigid.

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Look, building a company
is not a part-time endeavor.

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We need to know our partners
are as committed as we are.

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So you want me
to drop out of college?

261
00:08:50,964 --> 00:08:53,000
Of course not.
We want to give you money

262
00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:54,201
to build a grant database.

263
00:08:54,301 --> 00:08:56,203
I guess
the question is...

264
00:08:56,303 --> 00:08:57,437
what do you want?

265
00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,707
Well, I-I want that too,

266
00:08:59,807 --> 00:09:02,342
but I should probably
ask my mom.

267
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:06,279
My mom is long dead, so...

268
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:08,415
I'm good to go.

269
00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:09,817
SHELDON:
Good news.

270
00:09:09,917 --> 00:09:11,952
We found investors
for the grant database.

271
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,186
Oh, honey, that's great.

272
00:09:13,286 --> 00:09:15,022
And even more good news--
you no longer have

273
00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:17,891
to drive me to school, because
I'm dropping out to work on it.

274
00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:19,559
What? No, you're not.

275
00:09:19,660 --> 00:09:21,428
But they won't fund
the project unless

276
00:09:21,528 --> 00:09:22,730
I'm working on it full-time.

277
00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,165
I don't care,
you're finishing college.

278
00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,634
But you let him drop out.

279
00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,602
And look how
his life turned out.

280
00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:29,569
Hey.

281
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,871
I'm sorry, Sheldon,

282
00:09:30,971 --> 00:09:32,305
but you're gonna have
to tell them no.

283
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,707
I got a job

284
00:09:33,807 --> 00:09:35,275
and a cool garage
to live in.
(sighs)

285
00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:37,177
This doesn't have to be
permanent. I can always go back.

286
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:39,847
People always say that,
and then life gets in the way.

287
00:09:39,947 --> 00:09:42,082
I was gonna go to college
after I had Georgie,

288
00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:43,350
and then I didn't.

289
00:09:43,450 --> 00:09:45,185
And look how
her life turned out.

290
00:09:45,285 --> 00:09:47,320
This discussion is over.

291
00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,388
This is so unfair.

292
00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,522
What's going on?

293
00:09:49,623 --> 00:09:50,924
Sheldon wants
to quit college.

294
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:53,293
So I'm the only one
who's not a dropout?

295
00:09:53,393 --> 00:09:54,662
Who saw that coming?

296
00:09:55,495 --> 00:09:56,864
(TV playing softly)

297
00:09:56,964 --> 00:09:58,365
Hey, Coach.

298
00:09:58,465 --> 00:09:59,833
You got a sec?

299
00:10:00,634 --> 00:10:03,203
I'm trying to get through
this game tape on Jasper.

300
00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,437
We're playing them on Friday.

301
00:10:04,537 --> 00:10:06,473
Oh, I know,
I'll-I'll be there.

302
00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:07,474
Praying for you.

303
00:10:07,574 --> 00:10:09,643
Great.

304
00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:11,812
Heck of a
practice today.

305
00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:13,613
Yeah? What practice
were you watching?

306
00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,082
They were
soft as noodles out there.

307
00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:18,852
Yeah. Yeah, I heard you
yell that a few times.

308
00:10:21,855 --> 00:10:24,658
What can I do for ya, Rob?

309
00:10:24,758 --> 00:10:26,994
Well, you know I counsel
a few of your players.

310
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,261
Mm-hmm.
And, uh,

311
00:10:28,361 --> 00:10:30,263
a-a couple of them
have mentioned that

312
00:10:30,363 --> 00:10:33,133
maybe you've been a little
hard on 'em this week.

313
00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,267
Really?

314
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,402
Was it Stevens?

315
00:10:35,502 --> 00:10:36,536
I bet it was Stevens.

316
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,505
It doesn't matter.

317
00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:39,773
Thought I should
let you know.

318
00:10:39,873 --> 00:10:41,141
They think I've been hard,

319
00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:42,575
they haven't seen "hard" yet.

320
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:45,813
It's just...
I find that some kids

321
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,815
respond better
to encouragement.

322
00:10:47,915 --> 00:10:50,250
This isn't Sunday school,
this is football.

323
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,719
Oh, hey. I get it.

324
00:10:51,819 --> 00:10:54,221
I was an athlete in high
school. Varsity tennis.

325
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:55,856
Okay.

326
00:10:55,956 --> 00:10:57,157
Almost went to state.

327
00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,291
I'm sure you did.

328
00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:00,260
And I'm sure tennis
is considered

329
00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,362
a real sport...
somewhere.

330
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:05,833
But this is Texas, and this
game on Friday is gonna be

331
00:11:05,933 --> 00:11:07,367
a street fight,
and it is my job

332
00:11:07,467 --> 00:11:08,802
to make sure these boys
are ready for it.

333
00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:10,603
Yeah, we got the same
goal here, George.

334
00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:13,640
Really? You also want you
to get out of my office?

335
00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,610
All right, I'll go.

336
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,912
(chuckles)

337
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,148
I'm sorry if I
overstepped. I just...

338
00:11:21,248 --> 00:11:23,717
hope you think about
what I said, and, uh...

339
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,052
ball's in your court.

340
00:11:25,152 --> 00:11:26,987
(clicks tongue)

341
00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:29,723
Yeah, I'm not doin' that back.

342
00:11:32,125 --> 00:11:35,228
Okay. I'm just
gonna set this

343
00:11:35,328 --> 00:11:38,165
right here
between you.

344
00:11:38,265 --> 00:11:41,468
And remember, just
one hand at a time.

345
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:43,236
Thank you, Meemaw.

346
00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,105
I'll just be upstairs,

347
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,107
unless I'm downstairs.

348
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,575
(whispers):
I could be anywhere.

349
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,910
Got it.

350
00:11:51,278 --> 00:11:52,579
Sorry about her.
Oh, no,

351
00:11:52,679 --> 00:11:54,447
I like that you and
your grandma are so close.

352
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,750
You do?
I think it's cool.

353
00:11:56,850 --> 00:11:59,787
Yeah, she's cool.
We're pretty close.

354
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:01,354
I was close to my grandma, too.

355
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,790
Grandmas are the best.

356
00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,357
Yeah.

357
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,994
Mine died earlier this year.

358
00:12:07,094 --> 00:12:08,929
Oh.

359
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:09,863
I'm sorry.

360
00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:11,799
Yeah, it's...
it's okay.

361
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:14,835
So, should we
start the movie?

362
00:12:14,935 --> 00:12:16,703
Totally.

363
00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:21,074
(movie playing quietly)

364
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,211
Is she just gonna
sit upstairs by herself?

365
00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:25,345
Oh, yeah, she loves it.

366
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,679
Probably knitting.

367
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,816
My grandma knitted.

368
00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,221
Hey, think she'd
want to watch with us?

369
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,688
Oh, no, she's fine.

370
00:12:35,789 --> 00:12:38,091
I just know
if I had the chance

371
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:40,828
to watch one more movie
with my grandma,

372
00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:43,030
I'd hate to pass it up.

373
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,397
(sighs)

374
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,066
Meemaw!

375
00:12:47,734 --> 00:12:49,970
So what's goin' on here?

376
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:52,572
I really don't know.

377
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:56,009
Well, how are the boys
looking for Friday?

378
00:12:56,109 --> 00:12:57,244
Good.

379
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,711
Just good?

380
00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:01,348
'Cause I have a bet
with the Jasper principal

381
00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,584
and I really don't want
to wear a pink cowboy hat

382
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,785
to the next pep rally.
(chuckles)

383
00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:07,888
I gotta be honest,
it'd be going better

384
00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:09,857
if Pastor Rob would
stay in his lane.

385
00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,724
Well, I thought the kids
liked having him around.

386
00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:14,294
Yeah, 'cause he's filling
their heads with junk

387
00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:16,663
like they should be treated nice
and not get yelled at.

388
00:13:16,763 --> 00:13:19,199
Oh. Well, he's one
of those, huh?

389
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,200
Yeah.

390
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,069
So I can get rid of him?

391
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:23,203
Hell no.

392
00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,072
We just beat
Pineview by 28 points.

393
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,674
You telling me God didn't
have anything to do with that?

394
00:13:27,774 --> 00:13:29,409
Well, I think
I deserve a little credit.

395
00:13:29,509 --> 00:13:30,777
Fine, good job.

396
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,346
Mustache boy stays.
Oh, come on.

397
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:36,149
George, you don't mess
with a winning streak.

398
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,551
So as long as we're winning
I'm stuck with this guy?

399
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,686
That's right.

400
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,820
What if we lose?

401
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,022
Then you're gonna
get murdered

402
00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:44,191
by a guy wearing
a pink cowboy hat.

403
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:48,896
Dad, I have a
question for you.
(sighs)

404
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:50,597
Not a good time, Sheldon.

405
00:13:50,697 --> 00:13:52,332
Please, it's really important.

406
00:13:52,432 --> 00:13:54,267
Whatever it is, fine.

407
00:13:55,102 --> 00:13:57,704
Mom, Dad said I could
drop out of college!

408
00:13:57,804 --> 00:13:59,873
What?
MARY:
George!

409
00:14:06,613 --> 00:14:07,780
My parents are being
completely unreasonable.

410
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:09,382
They won't even let me
drop out of school.

411
00:14:09,482 --> 00:14:10,817
And even after I told them
that Bill Gates

412
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,419
and Steve Jobs both
dropped out of college.

413
00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:13,853
What did they say?

414
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,455
They said, "We don't care
what your friends do,

415
00:14:15,555 --> 00:14:17,324
you're not dropping out."
Well, Sheldon,

416
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:18,525
I know it's disappointing,

417
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,161
but, uh, I think they just have

418
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,862
your best interests at heart.

419
00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,397
They said that, too.

420
00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,000
And for every
Bill Gates and Steve Jobs,

421
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,801
there's a Paul Labiscous.

422
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:29,869
Who's that?

423
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:31,304
Exactly.

424
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:34,274
But this is a good idea.
We can't just give up.

425
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,676
Well, you could go back
to the university.

426
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,211
They were willing to fund it.

427
00:14:38,311 --> 00:14:39,846
No, they wanted to control
the whole thing.

428
00:14:39,947 --> 00:14:41,982
I want somebody who will just
give me the money,

429
00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,516
let me work on my own schedule

430
00:14:43,616 --> 00:14:45,418
and not expect me to listen
to their dumb ideas.

431
00:14:45,518 --> 00:14:47,787
I don't think rich people
who give money

432
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:50,457
like being told
their ideas are dumb.

433
00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:52,625
This is fun.
Not a lot of people

434
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,627
I can talk to,
scientist to scientist.

435
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,430
We're not talking
scientist to scientist.

436
00:14:57,530 --> 00:14:58,865
You're not
a scientist;

437
00:14:58,966 --> 00:15:00,200
you're just a rich man
that no one will be honest to

438
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:02,069
because everyone
wants your money.

439
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,503
What happened?

440
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:04,871
He found my honesty delightful

441
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,573
and gave the university
a lot of money.

442
00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,641
Impressive.
I know.

443
00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:11,744
But what are the odds
we'll find someone like him?

444
00:15:14,281 --> 00:15:15,915
Oh.

445
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:17,050
(phone ringing)

446
00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,918
Hello?

447
00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,187
Hey, Missy, it's Dean.

448
00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:22,990
Oh, hi-- Hey, I mean... Hi.

449
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,224
It was, uh,

450
00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,592
fun hanging out with you
the other night.

451
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,727
I thought maybe
we could do it again.

452
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,662
Totally.
We could go to the mall.

453
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,264
Or we could go mini-golfing.

454
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,699
I was thinking

455
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,934
maybe we could hang out
with your grandma again.

456
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,204
And do what?

457
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:38,238
I don't know, uh,

458
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:40,240
we could play a board game,

459
00:15:40,340 --> 00:15:41,608
or...

460
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,077
Oh, my grandma loved
to bake cookies with me.

461
00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:45,945
I guess that could be fun.

462
00:15:46,046 --> 00:15:48,348
Great. It's a date.

463
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,383
Right. You and me.

464
00:15:50,483 --> 00:15:52,619
At your meemaw's.
Can't wait. Bye.

465
00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,489
* *

466
00:15:56,589 --> 00:15:58,191
(indistinct chatter)
All right!

467
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,860
Hands in, "team" on three.

468
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,829
Wait. Isn't Pastor Rob gonna
pray with us?

469
00:16:02,929 --> 00:16:05,132
Well, he's late
and we got a game to play.

470
00:16:05,232 --> 00:16:07,000
Actually, we have a few minutes.

471
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,835
Thanks, Wayne.

472
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:11,438
Y'all want a prayer,
I'll give you a prayer.

473
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:13,273
Circle up.

474
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,807
Heavenly Father,

475
00:16:14,907 --> 00:16:16,976
bless this team
and the hands that catch...

476
00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:19,012
the-the ball...
Oh, boy.

477
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:21,414
...the feet that run and...

478
00:16:21,514 --> 00:16:22,649
and kick...

479
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,651
ROB: Hey, y'all!
Sorry, guys.

480
00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:25,952
Sorry I'm late, Coach.

481
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,854
Oh, Pastor Rob's here,
you can stop.

482
00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:28,988
ROB:
No, no, George,

483
00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,058
I'm-I'm sure you're doing great.

484
00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,193
Come on, Pastor Rob,
we want you to do it.

485
00:16:33,293 --> 00:16:34,394
(team agreeing)

486
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,329
It's fine, go ahead.

487
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,864
All right.
Oh.

488
00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:40,133
(exhales)

489
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,269
Heavenly Father,
bless this team--

490
00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:44,104
Exactly what I said.
Shh.

491
00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,438
ROB:
Help these young men...

492
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:50,943
Thank you so much for bringing
this opportunity to me.

493
00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,145
This is exciting.

494
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,513
So will you give us the funding?

495
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:54,881
Well, it's
a lot of money,

496
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:57,917
but my horoscope did say
take a chance today.

497
00:16:58,718 --> 00:17:01,321
You're, uh, making
a big financial decision

498
00:17:01,421 --> 00:17:02,822
based on astrology?

499
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,325
I know,
I'm such a Gemini, right?

500
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:07,294
That's ridiculous.

501
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,761
The alignment of
the planets and stars

502
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,897
has no correlation
to your success or failure.

503
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,332
Ah, this is great.

504
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:14,967
I mean, science thrives
on this kind of debate.

505
00:17:15,068 --> 00:17:16,103
This isn't a debate.

506
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,937
Rebuttal: Yes, it is.

507
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,038
There we go again.

508
00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,307
(chuckles)

509
00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:21,974
Oh, I gotta tell ya,

510
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,311
making lab furniture
has made me rich,

511
00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,647
but this,
this is what I really love.

512
00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:29,449
Now, just to be clear,

513
00:17:29,549 --> 00:17:32,452
we're looking for a financier,
not a partner.

514
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,687
Oh, yes, no, this is your baby.

515
00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,923
You guys are the parents,
I'm just a wet nurse.

516
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:39,992
Just a wealthy,
wealthy wet nurse.

517
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,561
What does that mean?

518
00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:43,796
A wet nurse is a woman
who suckles another--
No, no,

519
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,199
I know what it means,
I just meant what does he mean?

520
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:49,369
Well, I mean I just want
to be around the process.

521
00:17:49,469 --> 00:17:51,138
Anything you need, I'm your guy.

522
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739
But I'm still in charge, right?

523
00:17:52,839 --> 00:17:54,741
Did NASA fake the moon landing?

524
00:17:54,841 --> 00:17:56,209
No.

525
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:58,010
See, that's what I thought
until about a year ago.

526
00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,946
Oh, we're gonna have
so much fun.

527
00:18:00,046 --> 00:18:01,481
(chuckles)

528
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,450
(cheering, band playing)

529
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,952
(indistinct announcement)

530
00:18:06,052 --> 00:18:07,954
(cheering)

531
00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:10,157
QUARTERBACK:
Close to 23. Hut, hut!

532
00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:12,559
(grunting)

533
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:13,793
(blows whistle)

534
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:14,827
Ah, damn!

535
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:15,962
Time!
(blows whistle)

536
00:18:16,062 --> 00:18:17,764
What do you want
to do, Coach?

537
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:21,301
Send in the field goal unit,
we gotta go for a tie.

538
00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:23,403
Ooh...

539
00:18:23,503 --> 00:18:24,404
What?

540
00:18:24,504 --> 00:18:25,972
Nothing.

541
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:27,207
Not my place.

542
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:29,276
You got something to say,
let's hear it.

543
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,510
I just don't think

544
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:31,944
they're gonna expect you
to go for it.

545
00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,946
You fake a field goal,
you might catch 'em off guard.

546
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,916
Actually, Pastor
Rob, at this level

547
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,918
that kind of play never--
Hang on, Wayne.

548
00:18:39,018 --> 00:18:39,786
Rob got us a win

549
00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,521
last week all on his own.

550
00:18:41,621 --> 00:18:42,989
Who are we to say no?

551
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,025
Are you sure?

552
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,093
Yeah, I'm sure.

553
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,161
What's the worst
that could happen?

554
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,696
We could lose.
Yep.

555
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:52,064
And who would we blame?

556
00:18:53,032 --> 00:18:55,568
Change of plans,
we're running the fake.

557
00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,736
Really?
Yeah, you heard me.

558
00:18:56,836 --> 00:18:58,305
Come on, let's go.

559
00:18:58,405 --> 00:18:59,539
(cheering)

560
00:18:59,639 --> 00:19:01,308
(whistle blows)
All right! Let's go!

561
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:03,476
PASTOR ROB:
Let's go, guys!

562
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:04,844
* *

563
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,579
I don't want to tell you
how to do your job,

564
00:19:06,679 --> 00:19:08,881
but if I was a prayin'
man, I'd start now.

565
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,551
(crowd cheering)

566
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,586
All right, let's go.

567
00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:16,256
(indistinct chatter)

568
00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:18,758
Hut, hut!

569
00:19:23,863 --> 00:19:25,064
(cheering)
ANNOUNCER: Touchdown!

570
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,200
(cheering wildly)

571
00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,506
(whooping)

572
00:19:33,606 --> 00:19:35,007
George, you crazy
son-of-a-bitch,

573
00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,909
I can't believe you
pulled that off!

574
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,177
Me, neither.

575
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,479
Looks like we make
a pretty good team, George.

576
00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,180
Yeah!

577
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,216
What's up, boys? Go, go, go!

578
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,188
Yeah!
Yeah!

579
00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:50,657
(laughter, cheering)

580
00:19:57,364 --> 00:19:58,931
Hey, Dean, want to help
me roll out the dough?

581
00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,200
Yeah, one second, I'm just
helping Grandma grease the pan.

582
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,536
Who?

583
00:20:03,636 --> 00:20:05,238
Oh, uh, sorry.

584
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,206
You just remind me
of my grandma.

585
00:20:08,741 --> 00:20:10,577
I tell you what,
why don't you help Missy,

586
00:20:10,677 --> 00:20:12,479
and I'm gonna
start the dishes.

587
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,347
Oh, uh, while the
cookies are baking,

588
00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,215
maybe you could teach me
how to play gin rummy.

589
00:20:16,316 --> 00:20:18,518
All right, we're done here.

590
00:20:19,419 --> 00:20:20,820
What?
You heard me.

591
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:22,422
Are you breaking
up with me?

592
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,357
Yeah. You can go now.

593
00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:27,360
But my mom's not
picking me up till 7:00.

594
00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:31,130
Oh, I'll get the cards.

595
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,632
(sighs)

596
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,441
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