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ADULT SHELDON: There were
certain status symbols in Texas

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that indicated
you were a success.

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A rodeo champion belt buckle--

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or as I call it,
the Redneck Nobel Prize.

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Custom-built ostrich skin boots.

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One less giant running bird
in the world

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is fine by this cowpoke.

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And possibly
the ultimate status symbol--

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the pink Cadillac,

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driven by an elite
Mary Kay super seller.

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♪

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MARY:
Mr. Lundy?

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Mary Cooper.

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What a delightful surprise.

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I can't help but notice
what you're driving.

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[chuckles]
This old thing?

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I was actually
gonna trade it in.

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Are you selling Mary Kay?

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With my theater background,

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I just had a knack
for cosmetology.

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You must sell a lot.

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Guilty.

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But, these days, I-I manage
my own handpicked team.

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Well, I'm happy for you.

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Aw, aren't you a dear?
[chuckling][chuckling]

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H-- Um, hey, do you...

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ever do sales?

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Me? No.

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Really?

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An attractive young
woman like yourself?

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Oh, I don't know about that.

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Well, here.

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Here is my card, in case
you ever want to talk.

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Maybe one day you'll be
driving one of these.Mm.

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Instead of
one of those.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain

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♪ I bet I could be your hero

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♪ I am a mighty little man

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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪

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So, spring break is
just around the corner.

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I'm counting the days.

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Me, too. Have you
reserved the lab yet?

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Why would I do that?

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Without the distraction
of classes,

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you and I can
really buckle down

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and get some work done.

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I won't be here, Sheldon.

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It's my break, too.

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Where are you going?

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I'm not telling you
where I'm going, Sheldon.

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Why not?

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Because I'll be happy,

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and I want to stay that way.

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You're in college.

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You should be taking
spring break as well.

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And do what?

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Traditionally, you
would congregate

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with your peers and
make bad decisions.

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But I'm a kid.

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Then perhaps a game

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of Duck, Duck, Goose.

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Sarcasm?

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No.

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Geez, you really do need
a break.

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ADULT SHELDON:
While researching how to spend

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my first collegiate
spring break,

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my sister led me
to a documentary

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on the subject.[cheering]

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Are they screaming for help?

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No. They're having fun.

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Are we watching the same show?

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They were stuck
in school all year.

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Now they're going wild.

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Clearly. I don't see
a single lifeguard.

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You don't have to go
to the beach.

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Just do something
besides school.

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There is science that
suggests taking breaks

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refreshes the mind and
boosts brain function.

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Good. Because the minute
I'm old enough,

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that's gonna be me out there.

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You better learn to swim,
because no one there's

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gonna help you.

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[laughter and cheering]

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[crickets chirping]

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Guess who I ran into
at the grocery store.

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Mr. Lundy.

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Ugh, the weird theater guy?

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He's not weird.

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He's also a teacher,

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realtor, choreographer,

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ooh, and local celebrity.

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He's actually not
doing that stuff now.

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He is selling makeup.

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He's even got one
of those pink Cadillacs.

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Driving a pink car in Texas.

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Bold choice.

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You got to sell a lot
to earn one of those.

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He must be good.

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It sure seemed like it.

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He's managing a whole
team of salespeople.

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Nice.

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He gave me his card.

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I was thinking
about calling him.

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Don't you have enough makeup?

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I don't.

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I'm not buying it.

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I'm thinking about selling it.

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You?

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Yes, me.

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Wouldn't hurt
to have extra money.

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But you already have
two jobs-- church and mom.

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Well, that second one
doesn't pay much.

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I do your taxes.
The first one doesn't either.

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Even more reason
to call him.Mm.

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Sales is a tough racket, Mare.

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Yeah. It ain't as easy
as I make it look.

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Well, I think I'd be good at it.

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You sure? Sometimes you got
to do a little fibbin'.

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I would do it without that.

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And you got to have
people skills.

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I have people skills.

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Do you?

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I'd like to throw my dinner roll

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at your head right now,

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but you don't see me doing it.

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I believe
in you, Mom.

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Thank you, honey.

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But you're not getting
free makeup.

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[sighs]
Dang it.

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ADULT SHELDON:
My sister suggested I "go wild,"

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so I decided to heed her advice

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and do the craziest thing
I could think of--

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take a walk outside.

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I couldn't believe my eyes.

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A whole convention dedicated
to comic books,

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science fiction and fantasy.

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NATHAN:
Pretty cool, huh?

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Oh, hello, Nathan.

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You going?

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I'd like to. Are you?

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Yeah. I quit my job
for the time off.Wow.

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Well, my job search.Hmm.

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You know, it hasn't been
announced yet, but I hear

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there's a special guest
appearance by David Gerrold.

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He wrote the Star Trekepisode
"Trouble with Tribbles."

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Uh, no doy.

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I just found
my spring break.

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I'm not really
looking for a job.

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I don't know why I lied.

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MARY:
Thank you so much

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for finding the time.

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Oh, please. Always happy

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to welcome a new sales associate
to the family. [laughs]

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Well, um, I don't normally
wear much makeup,

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so I'm a little out
of my depth.

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Which brings us
to lesson number one.

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In sales, confidence is key.

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Oh.Are you confident?

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No.I knew the answer to that,

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but that's gonna be
our little secret,

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because just like
this full-coverage concealer

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for all skin types, we're gonna
cover that right on up. [laughs]

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I'm all for that.Now before we go further,

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I am gonna have
to ask for a check

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for your sample kit
and your start-up accessories.

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Oh. I was under the impression

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that I would take orders,

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and the customers would pay
for it later,

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like, um, Girl Scout cookies.

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I'm sorry. Do you see
Thin Mints in this case?

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No.This is a serious business.

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If you are not serious,

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maybe you are not ready
to join my team.

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Oh, I... I am serious.

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It's just that my husband
isn't totally on board,

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and he'll be upset
if I spend a bunch of money.

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Oh, well, that's fair.

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If you have to ask his
permission, I can come back.

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It's refreshing really.

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It reminds me of a simpler time

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when men made the decisions
and women made the beds.

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I'm gonna get my checkbook.

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Now there is a take-charge
makeup salesperson. [chuckles]

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I am the organ grinder,
and the world is my monkey.

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All righty then.

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Show me what you got.What do you mean?

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Your sales technique.
Let's go. Come on.

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I'm an Eskimo.
Sell me some ice.

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Really? Right now?

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If you can't sell to me,
and I'm already Team Mary,

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how are you gonna sell
to a stranger?

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Okay. Um...

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Hi.

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Let me stop you right there.What did I do wrong?

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[sighs]
It's your face.

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What's wrong with my face?

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It's your number one sales tool.

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Y-You should be
advertising the product,

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and you're not wearing any.

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Yes, I am.Where?

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I think the best makeup is
the kind that no one notices.

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Right now,
you'rewhat no one notices.

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This is your billboard,
and I'm... [sputters]

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...driving right on by.

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I suppose
I could put on a little more.

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Attagirl! They've already
seen the before.

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Let's show 'em the after. Here.

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Try this.

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That's awfully red.

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Exactly. And when you see red,
what comes to your mind?

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Satan.Glamour.

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Sex appeal,
a little va-va-voom!

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I don't know.

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You are not just selling makeup.

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You are selling power,

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you are selling confidence,
and that starts right here.

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Now are you a powerful,
confident woman?

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Yes.

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Slather this on.
Let's try again.

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Mm-hmm.

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Somebody call highway patrol.

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This billboard
is causing accidents.

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Really?You had the va,

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then you got another va,
now you got the voom.

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Sell me some makeup.

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Hello there.

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Now I'm listening.Oh.

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Mom, I know what I want to do

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for spring break.

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What happened to your face?

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Told you,
people take notice.

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This is for my new job.

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Is your new job
fighting Batman?

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Because you look like The Joker.

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What do you want?

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Can I take
a four-and-a-half-hour bus ride

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to Texarkana
for a comic book convention?

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By yourself? Absolutely not.

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Can you come with me?No.

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Son, your mother
has makeup to sell.

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If I get an adult
to go with me, can I?

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I don't know. Maybe.

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Ha, ha. No.

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But people wear makeup
to comic book conventions.

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You could sell it there.

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Ah, I see. No.But...

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Read my moisturized lips. No.

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♪ No-no, no, no, no,
no, no-no, no... ♪

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Would you like to go with me
to a comic book convention?

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Will there be girls there?

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♪ No-no, no, no,
no-no, no, no ♪

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♪ No, no-no...

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And if you order right now,

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I'll throw in some extra
concealer for half off.

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I mean, this is just allergies.

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Does it look
like I've been crying?

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No! No.

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And the best news is

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it's only a four-and-a-half-hour
bus ride away.

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So you want me to ride
on a bus for hours

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00:09:25,260 --> 00:09:27,523
with a bunch of kids
to a comic book convention?

263
00:09:27,567 --> 00:09:29,177
It's mostly adults.

264
00:09:29,220 --> 00:09:30,874
Many are in costumes.

265
00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:32,963
No.

266
00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:34,269
Oh.

267
00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,315
You look fantastic.

268
00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:38,752
Ready to buy?

269
00:09:38,795 --> 00:09:40,710
No,

270
00:09:40,754 --> 00:09:42,930
but I'm ready
to hit the dog track.

271
00:09:44,105 --> 00:09:45,628
And since we're both
on spring break,

272
00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:47,325
I thought
you might like to go with me.

273
00:09:47,369 --> 00:09:49,806
Sheldon, I am the president
of the university.

274
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,765
You're right.
I should've asked you first.

275
00:09:51,808 --> 00:09:53,070
So is that a "yes"?

276
00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:54,985
No!

277
00:09:55,029 --> 00:09:56,552
Sorry.

278
00:09:56,596 --> 00:09:58,510
No.

279
00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,600
And what do you want?For you to go

280
00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:03,385
on a bus with me to a comic book
convention in Texarkana.

281
00:10:03,428 --> 00:10:05,605
[laughing]:
God, no.

282
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,259
I don't know.

283
00:10:08,303 --> 00:10:11,175
Trust me, the men are
gonna be lining up.

284
00:10:11,219 --> 00:10:13,613
Well, they haven't been so far,

285
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:16,180
and I've been basically
giving it away.

286
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:19,009
That's your business really.

287
00:10:19,053 --> 00:10:22,317
But, hey, I am not
just selling makeup.

288
00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,580
I am selling confidence.

289
00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:26,538
You are?I sure am.

290
00:10:26,582 --> 00:10:29,367
Now, are you a strong
and confident woman?

291
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,630
Not remotely.

292
00:10:30,673 --> 00:10:33,415
Well, do you want to be?

293
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,460
I guess.

294
00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:38,812
Here. Why don't you put this on,

295
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,031
and we will try again?

296
00:10:42,772 --> 00:10:45,209
Oh.

297
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:49,561
Now, are you a strong,
confident woman?

298
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:52,216
Sure.Come on. Say it
like you mean it.

299
00:10:52,260 --> 00:10:54,479
Are you strong and confident?

300
00:10:54,523 --> 00:10:56,873
Yes.One more time.

301
00:10:56,917 --> 00:10:58,570
Yes.

302
00:10:58,614 --> 00:11:01,051
So I can put you down
for a starter kit?

303
00:11:01,095 --> 00:11:02,531
Fine.

304
00:11:02,574 --> 00:11:04,446
Well, all right!

305
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:05,839
Whoo!

306
00:11:05,882 --> 00:11:08,580
You never forget
your first sale.

307
00:11:08,624 --> 00:11:10,757
I know. I am still tingling.

308
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,106
I love that feeling.

309
00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:13,629
I don't even
drink coffee anymore.

310
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,413
I just go on tingle power.
[laughs][laughs]

311
00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:18,329
And she didn't just
get the starter kit.

312
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:21,071
She got the mud mask,
she got the exfoliator.

313
00:11:21,115 --> 00:11:23,160
I had a feeling about you, Mary.

314
00:11:24,335 --> 00:11:26,207
It's just a matter of time
before you're behind the wheel

315
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:29,776
of your own pink Cadillac,
and take it from me,

316
00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,779
you will be stared at. I am.

317
00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:34,998
Mm-hmm.Mm.

318
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,567
So, where do I go from here?

319
00:11:38,610 --> 00:11:40,874
I've kind of talked
to everybody I know.

320
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:45,530
Mm. Well, new faces are the
lifeblood of our business.

321
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:48,359
How do I find new faces?

322
00:11:48,403 --> 00:11:50,622
Don't you run a Bible study?

323
00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:53,625
Uh, I don't know
that I'd be comfortable

324
00:11:53,669 --> 00:11:55,889
trying to make sales
in a religious setting.

325
00:11:55,932 --> 00:12:00,110
Mary, if God didn't want people
to wear makeup,

326
00:12:00,154 --> 00:12:02,373
he'd have made 'em less ugly.

327
00:12:03,374 --> 00:12:06,769
Well, that's one way
to look at it.Mm-hmm.

328
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,640
And you have a daughter, right?

329
00:12:08,684 --> 00:12:10,555
Well, she's not even
a teenager yet.

330
00:12:10,599 --> 00:12:12,166
This is when it starts.

331
00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:14,821
Would you rather her
borrowing makeup from friends,

332
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,387
passing it back and forth?

333
00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:19,260
She has stolen it
from my bag.
See?

334
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:21,958
Forget about a pink Caddy.
Now we're talking pink eye.Hmm.

335
00:12:22,002 --> 00:12:24,047
Which, if she does catch it,

336
00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:26,746
a little waterproof
eyeliner, you'd never know.

337
00:12:30,532 --> 00:12:32,273
ANNOUNCER:
Attention, science fiction
and comic book fans,

338
00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,928
this Friday, Saturday and Sunday
in Ballroom B

339
00:12:34,971 --> 00:12:37,495
of the Texarkana Holiday Inn,
it's Texarkana-Con!

340
00:12:37,539 --> 00:12:39,236
That's right, Texarkana...

341
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:40,716
Khan!

342
00:12:40,760 --> 00:12:43,110
Celebrity appearances,
panel discussions,

343
00:12:43,153 --> 00:12:45,068
autograph alley,
only at Texarkana...

344
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,548
Khan!

345
00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:48,419
Raffles, prizes, costume parade,

346
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:50,857
Friday through Sunday
at Texarkana...

347
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:52,293
Khan!

348
00:12:52,336 --> 00:12:53,729
ANNOUNCER:
William Shatner not appearing.

349
00:12:53,773 --> 00:12:56,601
William Shatner
may not be appearing,

350
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,778
but Sheldon Cooper is.

351
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,005
ADULT SHELDON:
I was normally a rule follower,

352
00:13:09,049 --> 00:13:10,528
but one of the rules

353
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:13,618
of spring break is to cut loose
and break rules.

354
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:16,099
I'm heading out.

355
00:13:16,143 --> 00:13:17,187
Where you going?

356
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,321
To see my comic book friends.

357
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,279
Hmm. I'm leaving in a few.
You want a ride?

358
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,846
No, I'm taking my bike.

359
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:26,414
ADULT SHELDON:
All the way to the bus station.

360
00:13:26,457 --> 00:13:27,502
Something funny?

361
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:29,634
Not funny. Just normal.

362
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,332
ADULT SHELDON:
Smooth.

363
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,029
Bye.

364
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,379
ADULT SHELDON:
So smooth.

365
00:13:41,037 --> 00:13:42,125
[metallic trilling]

366
00:13:51,743 --> 00:13:54,572
Hey, you made it.

367
00:13:54,616 --> 00:13:56,966
It would have been illogical
not to.

368
00:13:57,010 --> 00:13:59,969
[deep voice]:
Well, you're going
to have a blast.

369
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:03,059
I know this is un-Spock-like,
but I can't stop smiling.

370
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:05,192
There you are, dear sir.

371
00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:08,282
Let's get
this pusillanimous bucket

372
00:14:08,325 --> 00:14:10,762
of nuts and bolts on the road.[applause and cheering]

373
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,373
We have a comic-con to get to!

374
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,331
Mr. Givens?

375
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,420
Oh, the pain.

376
00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:20,163
MARY:
So, today

377
00:14:20,207 --> 00:14:21,208
I thought maybe

378
00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,384
we'd mix things up a little bit,

379
00:14:23,427 --> 00:14:25,168
and do some reading
from Esther.

380
00:14:25,212 --> 00:14:26,996
I don't think
I've ever read Esther.

381
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,085
Oh, you are in for a treat.

382
00:14:29,129 --> 00:14:31,174
There is some good stuff
in here.

383
00:14:31,218 --> 00:14:33,437
Let us open our Bibles

384
00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:36,963
to, uh, chapter two, verse 12.

385
00:14:38,268 --> 00:14:39,835
"Before a young woman's
turn came

386
00:14:39,879 --> 00:14:41,445
"to go into King Xerxes,

387
00:14:41,489 --> 00:14:45,493
"she had to complete 12 months
of beauty treatments

388
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,452
"prescribed for the women:
six months with oil of myrrh

389
00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:51,934
and six with perfumes
and cosmetics."

390
00:14:51,978 --> 00:14:53,936
Did anyone else realize

391
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,199
that cosmetics were right here
in the Bible?

392
00:14:56,243 --> 00:14:58,549
I just find that fascinating.

393
00:14:58,593 --> 00:14:59,855
Uh, well, t-this next verse

394
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,857
talks about her
being a concubine.

395
00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,903
Hey, hey, don't skip ahead.

396
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,469
We're still talking cosmetics.

397
00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:09,343
Did you know that Esther
used her beauty

398
00:15:09,386 --> 00:15:11,606
to stop a genocide?

399
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:12,607
Really?

400
00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,478
Sometimes, I think we forget

401
00:15:14,522 --> 00:15:16,916
how powerful beauty can be.

402
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,439
But I know I sure

403
00:15:18,482 --> 00:15:19,962
feel powerful when I'm wearing

404
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:23,748
this new line
of Mary Kay cosmetics.

405
00:15:23,792 --> 00:15:24,967
Take a gander, ladies.

406
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:30,016
So how do you know
Dr. Smith over there?

407
00:15:30,059 --> 00:15:31,974
That's not Dr. Smith,
that's Mr. Givens.

408
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,758
He was my high school
science teacher.

409
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:37,980
Oh. Well, he's dressed as
Dr. Smith from Lost in Space.

410
00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:39,634
Oh, I've never seen it.

411
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:41,679
Yeah, well, you're
not missing much.

412
00:15:41,723 --> 00:15:43,943
It was a lame kids' show.

413
00:15:43,986 --> 00:15:46,554
I'm sorry, "lame kids' show"?

414
00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:48,338
For your information,
Star Trekwouldn't exist

415
00:15:48,382 --> 00:15:49,818
without Lost in Space.

416
00:15:49,861 --> 00:15:51,733
[all oohing]

417
00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:52,821
NATHAN:
Yeah, well,

418
00:15:52,864 --> 00:15:54,562
at least Star Trek

419
00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,260
didn't have to steal its robot
from Forbidden Planet.

420
00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,001
[all oohing]

421
00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,831
I take it from their reaction
that was a good dig?

422
00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:04,789
Solid.Nice job.

423
00:16:04,833 --> 00:16:06,313
Well, if Star Trekis so great,

424
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:07,444
how come Lost in Space

425
00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:09,490
kicked its butt in the ratings?

426
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,013
[all oohing]

427
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:14,538
Well, if Lost in Space
is so great,

428
00:16:14,582 --> 00:16:16,932
how come no one's
ever remade it?

429
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,195
That's true, they're still
making Star Trekmovies

430
00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,805
and a new series.

431
00:16:20,849 --> 00:16:23,504
Yeah, which is even
better than the original.

432
00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:25,114
[all oohing]

433
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,898
I'm sorry, what did you say?

434
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,118
You heard me,
Star Trek: Next Gen

435
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,033
is better than Original Series.

436
00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:35,168
Lost in Spacebrought me hours
of happiness as a child,

437
00:16:35,211 --> 00:16:37,692
you... jerks.

438
00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,477
Esther would be so proud.

439
00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:43,480
This is a face that would stop
the spilling of blood.

440
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:45,134
You think?I do.

441
00:16:45,178 --> 00:16:48,485
Now, if you order the
starter package today,

442
00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:50,531
I will throw in
the spring palette.

443
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:51,706
Sold.

444
00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:54,056
Oh, praise the Lord.

445
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:55,188
Now who's next?

446
00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:56,667
Okay, I enjoy Mr. Data,

447
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:58,408
but he's clearly
just a Spock rip-off.

448
00:16:58,452 --> 00:16:59,322
[all murmuring]

449
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,671
Oh, I'm sorry,

450
00:17:00,715 --> 00:17:02,673
Mr. Data wants to be more human,

451
00:17:02,717 --> 00:17:04,066
Spock wants to be less human.

452
00:17:04,110 --> 00:17:05,589
How is that the same?

453
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,069
ALL:
Yeah!

454
00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,462
Well, I think we can all agree
that William Shatner

455
00:17:08,505 --> 00:17:09,854
is the better actor.

456
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,421
[others murmuring in agreement]

457
00:17:11,465 --> 00:17:13,858
Patrick Stewart is
classically trained.

458
00:17:13,902 --> 00:17:15,860
He's a member of the
Royal Shakespeare Company.

459
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:18,167
He's too subtle. When William
Shatner plays an emotion,

460
00:17:18,211 --> 00:17:19,995
my shoe can tell what it is.

461
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,170
[murmuring, laughter]

462
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:22,737
Well, if you like big acting,

463
00:17:22,780 --> 00:17:26,306
[with accent]: have I got
a show for you, dear boy.

464
00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,138
And Kirk is a terrible captain.

465
00:17:32,181 --> 00:17:33,443
He always puts the ship
in danger.

466
00:17:33,487 --> 00:17:35,010
Picard would never do that.

467
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,012
Oh, I'm sorry, I guess Picard

468
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:39,014
never got assimilated
by the Borg.

469
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,321
ADULT SHELDON:
Our verbal fisticuffs

470
00:17:41,364 --> 00:17:44,019
may have seemed unfriendly,
but the truth is,

471
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,152
we were engaged
in a glorious tribal dance,

472
00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,719
like the revelers
at Daytona Beach.

473
00:17:48,763 --> 00:17:52,027
I will admit,
Wesley Crusher is the worst.

474
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:55,117
Now you're knocking Wil Wheaton.
He's the best part of the show.

475
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,640
He's an annoying know-it-all.

476
00:17:56,684 --> 00:17:58,686
[scoffs] Yeah,
that's what makes him lovable.

477
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:01,167
ADULT SHELDON:
It was the best spring break
I ever had.

478
00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,212
Until my parents realized
I was missing

479
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,128
and I experienced something
worse than the wrath of Khan,

480
00:18:06,172 --> 00:18:08,522
the wrath of Dad.

481
00:18:08,565 --> 00:18:09,871
KIRK:
Khan!

482
00:18:17,183 --> 00:18:19,141
♪

483
00:18:21,012 --> 00:18:23,102
[water runs, stops]

484
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:27,628
What the heck?

485
00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:28,672
You think you can

486
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:30,283
just wash me away?

487
00:18:30,326 --> 00:18:32,807
Yes, I used the gentle
cleansing cream formula one

488
00:18:32,850 --> 00:18:34,113
with special emollients.

489
00:18:34,156 --> 00:18:36,158
Exploiting your Bible
study group,

490
00:18:36,202 --> 00:18:37,594
that was just the beginning.

491
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,249
I wouldn't say I exploited them.

492
00:18:40,293 --> 00:18:43,034
Good, don't.
It'll be our little secret.

493
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,646
[scoffs]Now, where are we with Missy?

494
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:47,126
You leave Missy alone.

495
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,171
Mom, help. I can't get out.

496
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,042
Missy!

497
00:18:51,086 --> 00:18:52,914
Why are you sleeping?!

498
00:18:52,957 --> 00:18:54,872
You should be selling!

499
00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,700
[screams]

500
00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:58,615
[panting]

501
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:00,704
ADULT SHELDON:
My mother never sold
makeup again.

502
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,532
And as Mr. Lundy predicted,

503
00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,839
Missy got her makeup
from her friends.

504
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,536
MISSY:
My eye feels oozy.

505
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,538
What's the matter, baby? Oh.

506
00:19:13,021 --> 00:19:15,980
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507
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