1 00:00:01,218 --> 00:00:03,090 Previously onYoung Sheldon... 2 00:00:03,133 --> 00:00:04,395 You see that little screw there? 3 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,310 Just go ahead and tighten her up. 4 00:00:06,354 --> 00:00:07,746 BILLY: Like this?GEORGE SR.: Yep. 5 00:00:07,790 --> 00:00:08,617 Uh, run outside 6 00:00:08,660 --> 00:00:09,574 and turn the water back on. 7 00:00:09,618 --> 00:00:11,054 Who knew you were so handy? 8 00:00:11,098 --> 00:00:13,622 Yeah. There's just things guys need to be good at. 9 00:00:13,665 --> 00:00:15,624 What else you good at? 10 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,932 Pastor Jeff is looking to bring in 11 00:00:19,976 --> 00:00:22,022 a youth pastor.Well, hey, y'all. 12 00:00:22,065 --> 00:00:24,067 I need to tell you something in confidence. 13 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:27,592 No one's home. It's just the two of us. 14 00:00:27,636 --> 00:00:29,768 That's what I was hoping. 15 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,510 This is wrong. 16 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:33,772 [gasps] 17 00:00:38,255 --> 00:00:39,822 Hey. 18 00:00:39,865 --> 00:00:41,780 Oh, hi.Question. 19 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,435 Y'all ever had a youth lock-in? 20 00:00:44,479 --> 00:00:47,221 Oh. No. Whenever we talk about it, 21 00:00:47,264 --> 00:00:49,571 Pastor Jeff shoots it down.Why? 22 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:51,094 Kids love sleepovers. 23 00:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,009 Doing it here shows them church can be fun. 24 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:55,359 I don't know. The Methodists did it last year. 25 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:57,579 They're still cleaning up Silly String. 26 00:00:57,622 --> 00:00:59,494 Sounds like they had a blast. 27 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,496 I'll talk to Pastor Jeff. 28 00:01:01,539 --> 00:01:04,847 [chuckles]: Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you. 29 00:01:04,890 --> 00:01:06,631 Lock-in? I love it! 30 00:01:06,675 --> 00:01:07,806 Look at that. 31 00:01:07,850 --> 00:01:09,199 You always say no. 32 00:01:09,243 --> 00:01:10,896 That was before I had a baby in the house. 33 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:14,291 I love him, but a night away sounds like magic. 34 00:01:14,335 --> 00:01:16,772 I'm on it. Hey, you want to chaperone with me? 35 00:01:16,815 --> 00:01:19,122 Oh. Uh... 36 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,950 I don't know.ROB: Come on. 37 00:01:20,993 --> 00:01:23,431 We'll pull an all-nighter. It'll be fun. 38 00:01:23,474 --> 00:01:24,867 JEFF: Yeah, Mary. 39 00:01:24,910 --> 00:01:26,173 Don't be such a lame-o. 40 00:01:26,216 --> 00:01:28,740 [chuckles]I'm not a lame-o. 41 00:01:28,784 --> 00:01:31,134 I'm a fun-o. 42 00:01:31,178 --> 00:01:32,614 So you're in? 43 00:01:33,615 --> 00:01:35,051 You betcha. 44 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:36,183 All right. Fun-o is in. 45 00:01:36,226 --> 00:01:38,446 We got ourselves a lock-in to plan. 46 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:42,580 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 47 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,453 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain 48 00:01:45,496 --> 00:01:48,151 ♪ I bet I could be your hero 49 00:01:48,195 --> 00:01:50,414 ♪ I am a mighty little man 50 00:01:50,458 --> 00:01:53,678 ♪ I am a mighty little man.♪ 51 00:02:02,078 --> 00:02:04,472 [exhales] Come on. 52 00:02:07,170 --> 00:02:08,824 [sighs] 53 00:02:08,867 --> 00:02:10,782 Need a hand? 54 00:02:10,826 --> 00:02:13,176 This thing ate my quarters, and now it's stuck. 55 00:02:13,220 --> 00:02:15,309 That tends to happen with number seven. 56 00:02:15,352 --> 00:02:17,572 What you want to do is a push-pull. 57 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:21,837 And here I was just pushing like a damn fool. 58 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:24,056 [chuckles]I ain't seen you in here before. 59 00:02:24,100 --> 00:02:26,363 Oh, I just moved back from San Antonio. 60 00:02:26,407 --> 00:02:28,322 Oh, big city girl. 61 00:02:28,365 --> 00:02:32,152 Well, now I'm "living back with my parents" girl. 62 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:33,414 That's all right. 63 00:02:33,457 --> 00:02:37,069 I lived with my folks not too long ago. 64 00:02:37,113 --> 00:02:39,594 Isn't it weird? Whenever you live at home, 65 00:02:39,637 --> 00:02:41,596 no matter how old you are, you feel like a teenager. 66 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:44,381 It did feel that way. I'm Georgie. 67 00:02:44,425 --> 00:02:45,600 Mandy. 68 00:02:45,643 --> 00:02:47,210 And now that we're on a first-name basis, 69 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,081 I'm gonna throw my underwear in here. 70 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:51,606 And since I'm a gentleman, I ain't gonna look. 71 00:02:56,654 --> 00:02:57,742 You just looked. 72 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,353 I did. 73 00:02:59,396 --> 00:03:02,356 You do not look as if you meet the age requirement. 74 00:03:02,399 --> 00:03:04,401 I'll be 16 next month. 75 00:03:04,445 --> 00:03:06,403 Wil Wheaton plays Wesley Crusher. 76 00:03:06,447 --> 00:03:08,231 He's a child prodigy who's very young 77 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:10,407 to be on the bridge of a Galaxy-class starship. 78 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,366 Okay.But he's so intelligent 79 00:03:12,409 --> 00:03:14,585 that most people come to rely on him. 80 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:15,717 Okay. 81 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,110 Sounds kind of familiar, huh?Okay. 82 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:19,329 [door opens] MARY: Anybody home? 83 00:03:19,373 --> 00:03:21,418 [door closes] In here. Hello. 84 00:03:21,462 --> 00:03:22,854 Okay. 85 00:03:22,898 --> 00:03:25,857 I have something fun for us to do on Saturday night. 86 00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,642 Ooh, what?The church is thinking... 87 00:03:27,685 --> 00:03:28,773 No. Ugh. 88 00:03:28,817 --> 00:03:30,166 Hold on. 89 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,995 We're gonna do an overnight lock-in 90 00:03:33,038 --> 00:03:35,258 with pizza and games and movies. 91 00:03:35,302 --> 00:03:36,564 Boys and girls? 92 00:03:36,607 --> 00:03:37,434 Yes. 93 00:03:37,478 --> 00:03:39,349 I got to find cute pajamas. 94 00:03:40,829 --> 00:03:43,745 So, what do you say? 95 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,225 Disrupting my sleep schedule 96 00:03:45,268 --> 00:03:46,748 to fraternize with children my own age? 97 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:48,750 We both know the answer.MARY: I figured. 98 00:03:48,793 --> 00:03:50,708 I just wanted to make sure. 99 00:03:50,752 --> 00:03:54,234 Although I could use someone as my eyes and ears 100 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:56,148 if the kids get to causing trouble. 101 00:03:56,192 --> 00:03:58,455 Are you asking me to help enforce the rules 102 00:03:58,499 --> 00:04:00,109 and police the other children? 103 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:02,024 Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that. 104 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:03,199 Because if you do, I'm in. 105 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,766 Then what you said. 106 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,333 I need to pick out pajamas. 107 00:04:14,602 --> 00:04:16,778 Did you give it the old push-pull? 108 00:04:16,821 --> 00:04:17,996 You're back soon. 109 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:19,215 What do you know 110 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,608 about getting wine stains out of rayon? 111 00:04:20,651 --> 00:04:22,479 You got to let it soak first. 112 00:04:22,523 --> 00:04:23,785 Does that work? 113 00:04:23,828 --> 00:04:25,308 I don't know. That's just my answer 114 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:26,918 to every laundry question. 115 00:04:26,962 --> 00:04:28,224 [laughs] Smooth. 116 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:30,052 So, what'd you do in San Antonio? 117 00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:33,403 I was the weather girl at the local TV station. 118 00:04:33,447 --> 00:04:34,535 No way. 119 00:04:34,578 --> 00:04:36,058 So you were on TV? 120 00:04:36,101 --> 00:04:37,320 5:30 every morning. 121 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:39,540 More people are seeing me right here. 122 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:40,671 Why'd you leave? 123 00:04:40,715 --> 00:04:42,717 The station manager and I broke up. 124 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,414 But now his new girlfriend 125 00:04:44,458 --> 00:04:45,502 gets to be on TV. 126 00:04:45,546 --> 00:04:47,939 At 8:30. That bitch. 127 00:04:47,983 --> 00:04:49,506 That sucks.And now 128 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,639 I'm here, hoping I don't run into anybody 129 00:04:51,682 --> 00:04:52,944 I went to high school with. 130 00:04:52,988 --> 00:04:54,598 Well, I think you're safe. 131 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,775 Loretta there is one of our younger customers. 132 00:04:57,819 --> 00:05:01,083 Oh. Seems like a good place to meet girls. 133 00:05:01,126 --> 00:05:02,867 I met you. 134 00:05:02,911 --> 00:05:03,955 But play it cool. 135 00:05:03,999 --> 00:05:05,609 Loretta can get real jealous. 136 00:05:05,653 --> 00:05:07,307 [whispers]:Okay. 137 00:05:08,133 --> 00:05:11,311 Last chance. You can still come chaperone. 138 00:05:11,354 --> 00:05:13,313 Hmm. All night in a church 139 00:05:13,356 --> 00:05:15,184 with a bunch of other people's kids. 140 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:17,621 And Pastor Jeff and Pastor Rob. 141 00:05:17,665 --> 00:05:18,840 Ooh, two pastors? 142 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,320 Well, that is hard to say no to, 143 00:05:20,363 --> 00:05:22,322 but let me give it a shot. No. 144 00:05:22,365 --> 00:05:25,542 Your loss. Missy, tell Billy we're leaving 145 00:05:25,586 --> 00:05:27,675 in 20 minutes!MISSY: Okay! 146 00:05:27,718 --> 00:05:29,720 Billy's going, too, huh? 147 00:05:29,764 --> 00:05:32,244 Yeah, of course.And Brenda gonna chaperone? 148 00:05:32,288 --> 00:05:34,159 She was less interested than you.[chuckles] 149 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:36,814 Oh, there's no way she's less interested than me. 150 00:05:36,858 --> 00:05:38,903 [sighs] 151 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:44,953 [indistinct chatter] 152 00:05:47,695 --> 00:05:49,349 JEFF:Well, 153 00:05:49,392 --> 00:05:51,263 I've already confiscated a can of shaving cream, 154 00:05:51,307 --> 00:05:54,179 a box of stink bombs and a PG-13 movie. 155 00:05:54,223 --> 00:05:56,312 What was the movie? Dirty Dancing. 156 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,401 Which is redundant because all dancing's dirty. 157 00:05:58,445 --> 00:06:02,318 Well, I guess it's good we got some eyes on the inside. 158 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,627 Okay, I think everyone's here. Why don't we, uh, 159 00:06:06,670 --> 00:06:09,151 circle up, kick things off with a prayer. 160 00:06:10,631 --> 00:06:11,588 Great. 161 00:06:11,632 --> 00:06:14,374 Great. Take your neighbor's hand. 162 00:06:16,637 --> 00:06:18,334 Uh, Pastor Jeff, 163 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,162 why don't you get in on this. [chuckles]JEFF: Okay. [chuckles] 164 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,121 I'm neither holding hands nor praying. 165 00:06:23,165 --> 00:06:24,862 I don't even know why I walked over here. 166 00:06:24,906 --> 00:06:27,299 Heavenly Father, may this evening bring us closer to you. 167 00:06:27,343 --> 00:06:29,432 Keep us safe and, most importantly, 168 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:32,348 Heavenly Father, help us rock this night of fellowship. 169 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,611 In Jesus' name we pray, amen. 170 00:06:34,655 --> 00:06:35,960 ALL: Amen. 171 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:37,484 I don't think he heard you. 172 00:06:37,527 --> 00:06:39,094 Amen! 173 00:06:39,137 --> 00:06:41,009 He can't hear you because he's not real. 174 00:06:41,052 --> 00:06:42,924 One more time for Sheldon, y'all. 175 00:06:42,967 --> 00:06:44,708 Amen! 176 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:52,673 [TV playing indistinctly] 177 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,378 [grunts] 178 00:07:06,730 --> 00:07:08,993 [sighs] 179 00:07:12,910 --> 00:07:14,521 [phone rings] 180 00:07:14,564 --> 00:07:16,392 Hello. 181 00:07:17,959 --> 00:07:20,178 Hello? 182 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,486 [door creaking over TV] 183 00:07:29,405 --> 00:07:30,624 I've seen this before. 184 00:07:30,667 --> 00:07:33,801 They're big now, but they're gonna get small. 185 00:07:33,844 --> 00:07:37,195 Yeah. It's called Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. 186 00:07:37,239 --> 00:07:39,763 [whispers]: If you get scared, I'm here. 187 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:41,548 Terrific. 188 00:07:42,549 --> 00:07:43,767 Bad news. 189 00:07:43,811 --> 00:07:44,899 Baby's got a fever. 190 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:46,466 I need to go home.Oh, no. 191 00:07:46,509 --> 00:07:48,598 Well, don't worry about things here. We got it covered. 192 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:50,470 Thank you.PEG: If you want 193 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:51,732 extra help, I can come. 194 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:53,864 N-No, no, we need you here. 195 00:07:53,908 --> 00:07:55,431 I think you and I could handle it alone. 196 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:58,652 N... This is definitely a three-person job. 197 00:07:58,695 --> 00:08:00,349 [chuckles]: Okay, if you say so. 198 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,264 JEFF: All right, good luck. 199 00:08:02,307 --> 00:08:04,396 I'm here in spirit. 200 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:07,748 If Sheldon finds booze, dibs. 201 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,140 GEORGE JR.: You know one of the best things 202 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:11,795 about working here? I always smell like dryer sheets. 203 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:13,101 Is that a good thing? 204 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:14,668 Compared to how I used to smell, 205 00:08:14,711 --> 00:08:15,930 yeah.[dryer buzzes] 206 00:08:15,973 --> 00:08:17,061 Oh. I guess I'm done. 207 00:08:17,105 --> 00:08:19,020 Actually, sometimes 208 00:08:19,063 --> 00:08:22,066 these machines don't get it all dry on the first go. 209 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:24,460 Let me buy you another round. 210 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,506 Okay. Thanks.[coins clink] 211 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,029 [dryer beeps] 212 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:32,512 How about, while this runs, I take you to dinner? 213 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:34,862 How old are you? 214 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:36,951 GEORGE JR.: Do not say 17. 215 00:08:36,994 --> 00:08:38,343 Old enough. 216 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:41,085 Old enough to what? To drink? 217 00:08:41,129 --> 00:08:42,783 Yes, ma'am. 218 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:45,742 [chuckles]: "Ma'am"? How old do you think I am? 219 00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:48,876 Well, I'm also old enough to know that's a trap, 220 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:49,485 so... 221 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:50,573 How old are you? 222 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:52,923 25.21. 223 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:54,664 I was worried you were gonna say "19." 224 00:08:54,708 --> 00:08:57,319 Oh, no, I promise I'm not 19. 225 00:08:57,362 --> 00:08:59,756 [TV playing indistinctly][phone rings] 226 00:09:05,719 --> 00:09:06,937 Hello. 227 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:09,592 Hey.Oh. Hi, Connie. 228 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:10,811 Is your power out? 229 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:12,595 No. Yours? 230 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,858 Well, I just like asking everybody that question. 231 00:09:14,902 --> 00:09:16,207 Of course it's out. 232 00:09:16,251 --> 00:09:17,426 Don't yell at me. 233 00:09:17,469 --> 00:09:18,601 I'm not yelling at you. 234 00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,603 It's just such a stupid question. 235 00:09:20,647 --> 00:09:23,345 Maybe it's just my side of the street. 236 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:25,260 Hey, I'm here by myself. Why don't you 237 00:09:25,303 --> 00:09:26,566 come by?I'm good. 238 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,045 What, you'd rather sit in the dark 239 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,438 than hang out with me? 240 00:09:29,481 --> 00:09:31,483 I got candles. I'm gonna get some takeout. 241 00:09:31,527 --> 00:09:32,746 I'm good. 242 00:09:32,789 --> 00:09:35,009 Ooh. Well, I could come over. We could... 243 00:09:35,052 --> 00:09:37,489 No. Bye. 244 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:59,947 Hey. It's George. 245 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:01,775 You want to grab a drink? 246 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:04,647 Well, I'm a little busy, but, uh, sure. 247 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:07,389 Why not?♪ Thank you for bein' a friend. ♪ 248 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:10,392 Gentlemen. How are we tonight? 249 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:11,785 [whispers]: Be cool.Y'all wouldn't be 250 00:10:11,828 --> 00:10:13,177 planning on throwing any water balloons 251 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:14,701 at the girls later? 252 00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:15,789 No, sir. 253 00:10:19,009 --> 00:10:20,271 Nice try. 254 00:10:21,011 --> 00:10:22,317 How did he know? 255 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:23,971 Maybe God told him. 256 00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:26,147 What are you girls reading? 257 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,278 Christian Teen. 258 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:28,889 It's such a good one. 259 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,238 Oh. 260 00:10:32,196 --> 00:10:33,589 Really, girls? 261 00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,460 How'd you know?MARY: Because I am your mother 262 00:10:35,504 --> 00:10:37,158 and I know everything. 263 00:10:37,201 --> 00:10:39,726 You can keep this one. 264 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:46,733 What'd you get? 265 00:10:46,776 --> 00:10:48,909 Backpack full of water balloons. 266 00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:50,084 Oh.ROB: You? 267 00:10:50,127 --> 00:10:51,346 Sassymagazine. 268 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,564 [Peg laughs]ROB:Uh-oh. 269 00:10:52,608 --> 00:10:54,218 I found this Walkman. 270 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:56,220 Peg, they can have that. 271 00:10:56,264 --> 00:10:58,440 Mine now. 272 00:10:58,483 --> 00:11:00,442 You guys want to play sardines? 273 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:01,878 What's that?MISSY: It's like 274 00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:03,793 hide-and-seek except one person hides 275 00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:05,665 and everyone else tries to find them. 276 00:11:05,708 --> 00:11:08,363 That sounds like an acceptable form of fun. 277 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,060 It's only fun when we have a really good hider, 278 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:11,366 so not you. 279 00:11:11,409 --> 00:11:12,846 Hold on, I'm an excellent hider. 280 00:11:12,889 --> 00:11:14,195 Do you know how many small spaces 281 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:15,849 I've been stuffed into in my life? 282 00:11:15,892 --> 00:11:17,415 All right, go hide. 283 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,200 We'll close our eyes and count to 20. 284 00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:21,681 BILLY: One. Two. 285 00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,639 Three.Why are you counting? 286 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,859 [grunts "I don't know"] 287 00:11:27,861 --> 00:11:28,992 When you did the weather, 288 00:11:29,036 --> 00:11:30,777 how'd you know if it was gonna rain or not? 289 00:11:30,820 --> 00:11:32,517 Oh, I didn't. 290 00:11:32,561 --> 00:11:35,216 I just wore something low-cut and read it off a screen. 291 00:11:35,259 --> 00:11:37,697 Nice.[laughs] 292 00:11:40,438 --> 00:11:41,744 Who's that? 293 00:11:41,788 --> 00:11:43,964 That's my grandma. She owns the Laundromat. 294 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,879 Oh, cool.Not really. 295 00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,837 I'm supposed to be there right now. Hey, 296 00:11:47,881 --> 00:11:49,360 Meemaw.Well, 297 00:11:49,404 --> 00:11:51,014 funny seeing you here. 298 00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:52,929 I'm just taking a little dinner break. 299 00:11:52,973 --> 00:11:54,714 This is my friend Mandy. 300 00:11:54,757 --> 00:11:55,758 Hi, Mandy. 301 00:11:55,802 --> 00:11:56,977 Hello. 302 00:11:57,020 --> 00:11:58,021 CHLOE: Here we go, 303 00:11:58,065 --> 00:11:59,719 two margaritas. 304 00:12:00,937 --> 00:12:02,809 You need a chair? 305 00:12:02,852 --> 00:12:03,853 No, she's good. 306 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:04,854 Okay. Be back in a sec 307 00:12:04,898 --> 00:12:06,116 to take your order. 308 00:12:06,160 --> 00:12:08,510 I love their margaritas. 309 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,686 Yeah, but I'm driving, 310 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:12,732 so I'll probably just have a sip or two. 311 00:12:14,081 --> 00:12:15,996 Or none. I'm pretty full on chips. 312 00:12:16,039 --> 00:12:19,347 [chuckles] He is such a responsible young man.GEORGE JR.: Well, 313 00:12:19,390 --> 00:12:20,783 this was fun. 314 00:12:20,827 --> 00:12:22,350 It was for me. 315 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:24,613 Nice meeting you. 316 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,273 ["Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" by Crystal Gayle playing] 317 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,406 [indistinct chatter][bowling pins falling] 318 00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:38,801 ♪ Don't know when I've been so blue... ♪ 319 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,629 Interesting bar, George. 320 00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:42,370 Just wanted a change of pace. 321 00:12:42,413 --> 00:12:43,806 Well, other than 322 00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:46,243 the noise and smell, you've picked a winner. 323 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:49,769 You want to go someplace else, we'll go someplace else. 324 00:12:49,812 --> 00:12:52,902 No, I'm happy to stay here and bust your balls. 325 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,164 I see they've even got 326 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:56,776 a chili dog buffet, and just the sight of it 327 00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,517 makes me want to sit on a toilet. 328 00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,045 Hey. 329 00:13:05,088 --> 00:13:06,220 Hey. 330 00:13:06,263 --> 00:13:08,222 What brings you here? 331 00:13:08,265 --> 00:13:10,311 Just having a drink with my buddy Tom. 332 00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:13,357 Tom, this is my neighbor Brenda. 333 00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,620 Well, hello there. 334 00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,623 Hi. 335 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:21,626 Don't you usually hang out at Nate's? 336 00:13:21,670 --> 00:13:24,673 Well, I thought that was more yourspot. 337 00:13:25,413 --> 00:13:27,415 Yeah, usually. 338 00:13:27,458 --> 00:13:30,853 But tonight he took me to this charming dump. 339 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,507 She works here. 340 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,510 Cool. 341 00:13:39,035 --> 00:13:41,255 Well, it was nice meeting you. I'll let y'all 342 00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:42,865 enjoy your night.Good seeing you. 343 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,432 Hey, if you're here by yourself, 344 00:13:44,475 --> 00:13:46,608 join us.Oh, no. 345 00:13:46,651 --> 00:13:48,871 No, I wouldn't want to intrude. 346 00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:50,438 We're probably leaving soon, anyways. 347 00:13:50,481 --> 00:13:51,787 What are you talking about? 348 00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,789 You made me put on pants and leave the house. 349 00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,357 I'm at least getting a beer out of this. 350 00:13:57,619 --> 00:13:59,490 Fine. 351 00:13:59,534 --> 00:14:01,797 Sit. I'll grab us a round. 352 00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,715 [exhales] 353 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:10,501 [exhales]I guess I came here tonight to avoid you, 354 00:14:10,545 --> 00:14:12,503 and you had the same idea.Mm. 355 00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:14,114 Kind of funny. 356 00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,593 Hilarious. 357 00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:19,815 You can just put it in the filing cabinet.Oh, yeah. 358 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,863 Wow. [chuckles] 359 00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,603 Were all these cigarettes taken from the kids? 360 00:14:25,647 --> 00:14:27,518 Oh, no, those are Peg's. 361 00:14:27,562 --> 00:14:30,521 She's got them stashed everywhere.[exhales] 362 00:14:30,565 --> 00:14:31,783 [sniffs] 363 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:33,437 Takes me back. 364 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,657 You were a smoker?In college. 365 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,878 You know, I was trying to look older. 366 00:14:38,921 --> 00:14:40,792 Oh. Did it work?[laughs] 367 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,579 Imagine the Gerber Baby puffing on a Marlboro Light. 368 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:46,668 [laughs]I'm glad I quit, though. 369 00:14:46,711 --> 00:14:48,713 It's a disgusting habit. 370 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,064 Oh, it is.Yeah. 371 00:14:51,107 --> 00:14:53,980 I do miss it sometimes, though. [exhales] 372 00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:56,330 Interesting.Oh. 373 00:14:56,373 --> 00:14:57,766 It was a long time ago. 374 00:14:57,809 --> 00:14:58,985 How long? 375 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,944 Not that long.[chuckles] 376 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,642 Okay, I got a confession to make. 377 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:05,905 Me, too. 378 00:15:05,948 --> 00:15:07,907 [gasps softly] When?Well, 379 00:15:07,950 --> 00:15:09,212 when I first started this job. 380 00:15:09,256 --> 00:15:10,344 Oh!Yeah, 381 00:15:10,387 --> 00:15:11,954 I was pretty stressed-out. [chuckles] 382 00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:14,435 You wouldn't have known it.Oh. 383 00:15:14,478 --> 00:15:15,653 Thank you. 384 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,525 When was your last one? 385 00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,005 Wednesday. 386 00:15:19,048 --> 00:15:20,310 Wow. 387 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,791 I was having a hard time with the kids. 388 00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,314 [chuckles] 389 00:15:26,142 --> 00:15:29,102 You know, there's lighters in here, too. 390 00:15:35,760 --> 00:15:37,719 I think she's asleep. 391 00:15:37,762 --> 00:15:39,808 What if she's dead? 392 00:15:44,291 --> 00:15:45,814 [snoring] 393 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,599 [whispers]: She's not dead. 394 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:49,905 She looks dead. 395 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,733 I'm not dead. 396 00:15:51,776 --> 00:15:53,822 [grunts] 397 00:15:58,392 --> 00:16:02,048 22 minutes. This has to be a record. 398 00:16:02,874 --> 00:16:05,834 ♪ Are you ready for love? 399 00:16:05,877 --> 00:16:07,792 Before this goes any further, 400 00:16:07,836 --> 00:16:09,359 there's something I got to tell you. 401 00:16:09,403 --> 00:16:12,362 This is going further? Sweet.Listen to me. 402 00:16:13,189 --> 00:16:16,584 I wasn't completely honest about my age. 403 00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:18,542 You weren't? 404 00:16:19,326 --> 00:16:23,373 I'm actually... 29. 405 00:16:24,157 --> 00:16:25,593 No kidding. 406 00:16:25,636 --> 00:16:27,638 Yeah. 407 00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:31,860 Well, then, I guess there's something I should tell you. 408 00:16:31,903 --> 00:16:34,036 I'm totally fine with that. 409 00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:35,646 Great. 410 00:16:37,953 --> 00:16:40,521 This is wrong, right? 411 00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:43,089 You mean how much we're enjoying it? Yes. 412 00:16:43,132 --> 00:16:45,091 [both laugh] 413 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:47,441 Well, that's the nice thing about being Christian. 414 00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:50,400 We can always ask for forgiveness. 415 00:16:50,444 --> 00:16:52,272 You have to really mean it.Trust me, when I wake up 416 00:16:52,315 --> 00:16:54,622 with this taste in my mouth, I'll mean it. 417 00:16:54,665 --> 00:16:56,145 [chuckles] 418 00:16:57,190 --> 00:16:59,670 I guess it reminds me of being young. 419 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,455 Hmm. [chuckles] 420 00:17:01,498 --> 00:17:03,674 You remember your first cigarette? 421 00:17:03,718 --> 00:17:05,024 Eighth grade. 422 00:17:05,067 --> 00:17:06,851 I snuck it out of my mom's purse. 423 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,984 [chuckles]Ugh, menthol. 424 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,812 Ooh. [chuckles][chuckles] 425 00:17:10,855 --> 00:17:12,292 You? 426 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,989 Freshman year of college, 427 00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:18,211 trying to impress Melissa Coolidge at a party.Mm. [chuckles] 428 00:17:18,254 --> 00:17:21,692 Man, I threw up so much.[chuckles]:Oh, no. 429 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,129 In my defense, 430 00:17:23,172 --> 00:17:25,522 it was an impressive amount. 431 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,872 [both laugh] 432 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:30,266 Anyway, his name is Billy, 433 00:17:30,310 --> 00:17:33,139 and he's in sixth grade, so you're gonna be seeing him 434 00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:36,794 in three or four or five years.[chuckles] 435 00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:39,797 You met him at my house when we were playing poker. 436 00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:42,539 The big kid. I love that kid.GEORGE SR.: Mm-hmm. 437 00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:46,152 Good. Remember that when he's failing homeroom. 438 00:17:46,195 --> 00:17:48,284 Oh, don't worry about grades. 439 00:17:48,328 --> 00:17:50,373 He's gonna be a linebacker. 440 00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:53,115 Where you been hiding this one, George? 441 00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:54,725 Haven't been hiding her. 442 00:17:54,769 --> 00:17:58,033 Well, not that easy to hide. [chuckles] 443 00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,643 I'll get us another round. 444 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,124 Tell her how I make more money than you. 445 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:04,083 [chuckles] 446 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,087 Think I'm gonna head out. 447 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:09,610 Please don't. 448 00:18:09,653 --> 00:18:11,699 I need to. 449 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,570 You stay. I'll go. 450 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,659 No. You're having fun. 451 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,575 Are you mad at me? 452 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,100 No. 453 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,407 ["Pride and Joy" by Stevie Ray Vaughan playing] 454 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,107 ♪ Yeah, I love my baby 455 00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,109 ♪ Heart and soul 456 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,154 ♪ Love like ours 457 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,590 ♪ Won't never grow old 458 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:36,289 [sighs]♪ She's my sweet little thing 459 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:40,293 ♪ She's my pride and joy 460 00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,905 ♪ She's my sweet little baby 461 00:18:43,948 --> 00:18:47,213 ♪ I'm her little lover boy 462 00:18:48,779 --> 00:18:52,653 ♪ Yeah, I love my baby like the finest wine ♪ 463 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,002 ♪ Stick with her 464 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,526 ♪ Until the end of time 465 00:18:56,570 --> 00:18:59,007 ♪ She's my sweet little thing 466 00:18:59,050 --> 00:19:02,576 ♪ She's my pride and joy 467 00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:05,231 ♪ She's my sweet little baby 468 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:09,887 ♪ I'm her little lover boy. 469 00:19:09,931 --> 00:19:12,020 ♪ 470 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,393 Peg, how's it going? 471 00:19:37,437 --> 00:19:40,440 Last time I checked, they were all alive. 472 00:19:40,483 --> 00:19:42,485 Where's Sheldon? 473 00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,619 Huh. 474 00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,796 MARY: Sheldon? Where are you? 475 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:50,667 ROB: Sheldon? 476 00:19:50,711 --> 00:19:53,453 ADULT SHELDON: That night began my winning streak at sardines. 477 00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:56,804 Every lock-in, every birthday party, 478 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,284 someone suggested we play, 479 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,982 and I won every time. 480 00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,679 MARY: Sheldon! 481 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,420 ADULT SHELDON: I'm the king of sardines.