1 00:00:02,132 --> 00:00:03,133 Previously onYoung Sheldon... 2 00:00:03,177 --> 00:00:05,005 What the hell's wrong with you? 3 00:00:05,048 --> 00:00:06,180 MARY: What is going on? 4 00:00:06,223 --> 00:00:07,964 He's dropping out of school! What?! 5 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,270 It's not a big deal. 6 00:00:09,313 --> 00:00:11,533 You are finishing high school, end of discussion. 7 00:00:11,576 --> 00:00:13,926 It's my life.It's my house. 8 00:00:13,970 --> 00:00:16,103 If you don't go to school, you can't live here. 9 00:00:16,146 --> 00:00:18,453 Hold on. We are not kicking him out. 10 00:00:18,496 --> 00:00:19,541 The hell we're not. 11 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:21,325 I'll pack right now. 12 00:00:21,369 --> 00:00:23,284 Stop. You don't have to go. 13 00:00:23,327 --> 00:00:26,026 Yes, he does. My house, my rules. 14 00:00:28,158 --> 00:00:32,293 ADULT SHELDON: I've always had a curious affinity for Laundromats. 15 00:00:32,336 --> 00:00:34,469 Perhaps it's the rows of mechanical devices 16 00:00:34,512 --> 00:00:36,471 dedicated to a cleaner world. 17 00:00:36,514 --> 00:00:38,603 Or maybe it's the hypnotic rotation 18 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:41,389 of spinning clothes on their sudsy journey 19 00:00:41,432 --> 00:00:44,000 to a fluffy, stain-free future. 20 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,002 Mmm, look at 'em. 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,308 Where was I? 22 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,223 Oh, yes. Laundromats. 23 00:00:49,266 --> 00:00:51,225 My meemaw also loved them, 24 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:54,271 but for an entirely different reason. 25 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:56,317 ♪ 26 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,670 Banana, banana... 27 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:04,673 Whoo! [laughing] 28 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,501 Personally, I don't care for bananas. 29 00:01:06,544 --> 00:01:08,068 It's a texture thing. 30 00:01:09,199 --> 00:01:11,332 There you go.Oh, big night. 31 00:01:11,375 --> 00:01:12,507 Yep. 32 00:01:12,550 --> 00:01:14,161 You can just put it on my tab. 33 00:01:14,204 --> 00:01:16,467 Actually, I'm gonna need you to cash out. 34 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:19,992 How come? I'm, uh, fixin' to close up for good. 35 00:01:20,036 --> 00:01:21,255 What? Why? 36 00:01:21,298 --> 00:01:23,213 Gonna spend more time with the grandkids. 37 00:01:23,257 --> 00:01:24,954 I got grandkids, too. 38 00:01:24,997 --> 00:01:26,956 Why do you think I'm here so much? 39 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,698 [chuckles]So who's gonna take over this place? 40 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:34,137 Guess what, I'm buying a Laundromat. 41 00:01:34,181 --> 00:01:37,097 Uh, I don't know how to react. 42 00:01:37,140 --> 00:01:38,924 Is that good news? 43 00:01:38,968 --> 00:01:40,709 Oh, yeah. 44 00:01:41,144 --> 00:01:42,624 Laundromat. 45 00:01:42,667 --> 00:01:44,234 Cool. 46 00:01:45,279 --> 00:01:47,759 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 47 00:01:47,803 --> 00:01:51,111 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain 48 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:53,939 ♪ I bet I could be your hero 49 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:56,899 ♪ I am a mighty little man 50 00:01:56,942 --> 00:01:58,944 ♪ I am a mighty little man.♪ 51 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:05,516 SHELDON: Fun fact-- 52 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:07,431 did you know the knife goes on the right because it was 53 00:02:07,475 --> 00:02:09,477 the first utensil, and most people are right-handed? 54 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:12,132 Did you know I set the table and no one said thank you? 55 00:02:12,175 --> 00:02:14,134 No one thanked me for my fun fact. 56 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:15,178 [door shuts]You don't hear me complaining. 57 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,267 Hey. 58 00:02:18,268 --> 00:02:20,140 What are you doing here? 59 00:02:20,749 --> 00:02:22,533 Just thought I could have dinner with y'all. 60 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,665 Of course you can. 61 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:25,536 I'm sorry, do you live here? 62 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:27,234 Just forget it. 63 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,800 No. Stay.Mary... 64 00:02:28,844 --> 00:02:30,585 He can have dinner with us. 65 00:02:31,586 --> 00:02:32,891 Fine. 66 00:02:32,935 --> 00:02:34,415 Sit. 67 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:37,200 I'll get you a plate. 68 00:02:39,463 --> 00:02:41,378 So, doyou still live here? 69 00:02:41,422 --> 00:02:42,727 I don't know. 70 00:02:42,771 --> 00:02:44,251 Of course you do. 71 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:45,252 You go back to school? 72 00:02:45,295 --> 00:02:46,253 [scoffs] No. 73 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:47,819 It sounds like you don't live here. 74 00:02:47,863 --> 00:02:50,561 He's our son. We are not kicking him out. He wants 75 00:02:50,605 --> 00:02:52,694 to be an adult, he can pay for his own place. 76 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:54,174 That was my plan. 77 00:02:54,217 --> 00:02:56,393 Okay, what if he pitches in here? 78 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:57,699 Like what, rent? 79 00:02:57,742 --> 00:02:59,614 Yes. You would do that, right? 80 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:01,616 I guess so. 81 00:03:01,659 --> 00:03:03,705 Sounds like someone needs a rental agreement. 82 00:03:03,748 --> 00:03:05,750 I'll go get my legal pad. 83 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:10,625 Pay to live here? We don't even have a pool. 84 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:17,197 So, there's a secret back room at the Laundromat 85 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,111 where you gamble? 86 00:03:19,155 --> 00:03:21,201 Yeah.And you never told me? 87 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:22,941 Well, this is how secrets work. 88 00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:24,987 Uh-huh. What else aren't you telling me? 89 00:03:25,030 --> 00:03:27,511 Let me explain secrets. 90 00:03:27,555 --> 00:03:29,905 Uh, okay, just give me a sense 91 00:03:29,948 --> 00:03:32,124 of how illegal this is. 92 00:03:32,168 --> 00:03:33,778 Who says it's illegal? 93 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:35,127 Well, why is it a secret? 94 00:03:35,171 --> 00:03:36,999 Okay, it's illegal. 95 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:38,870 But these places have been around for years. 96 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:41,960 Nobody gets hurt, the cops don't care. 97 00:03:42,004 --> 00:03:44,659 I-I thought you liked being retired-- now you want to be 98 00:03:44,702 --> 00:03:45,921 a business owner? 99 00:03:45,964 --> 00:03:48,184 It's not as much as fun as I make it look. 100 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:49,794 [chuckles]: Listen, 101 00:03:49,838 --> 00:03:52,536 I've been gambling my whole life 102 00:03:52,580 --> 00:03:53,972 and losing to the house. 103 00:03:54,016 --> 00:03:59,021 This is my chance to be the house. 104 00:04:00,022 --> 00:04:02,546 You go to prison, I ain't waitin' for you. 105 00:04:02,590 --> 00:04:05,288 You really have the energy to find a new girlfriend? 106 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:07,812 I'll wait. 107 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:09,249 [chuckles] 108 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,989 Okay, so we've agreed on monthly rent. 109 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:13,122 Should we talk utilities? 110 00:04:13,165 --> 00:04:14,732 Why do I got to pay for that stuff? 111 00:04:14,776 --> 00:04:16,821 'Cause you use them and they cost money. 112 00:04:16,865 --> 00:04:18,606 There are five of us in the house, 113 00:04:18,649 --> 00:04:20,912 so I suggest he pays 20%. 114 00:04:20,956 --> 00:04:22,784 Although he does take a long time drying that hair. 115 00:04:22,827 --> 00:04:24,002 20%'s fine. 116 00:04:24,046 --> 00:04:26,004 Hold on. It takes a whole lot more water 117 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:27,441 to clean you than me. 118 00:04:27,484 --> 00:04:29,791 Hey, watch it. I don't have to let you live here. 119 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,793 Let me? I'm paying for everything. 120 00:04:31,836 --> 00:04:33,011 You gonna charge me for food, too? 121 00:04:33,055 --> 00:04:34,448 Mm, it's not the worst idea. 122 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:37,015 You know what? Maybe I shouldn't be in this house. 123 00:04:37,059 --> 00:04:38,321 You said it, not me. 124 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:40,149 He doesn't have to pay for food. 125 00:04:40,192 --> 00:04:41,759 Meemaw does eat here for free. 126 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,326 That's a separate problem. 127 00:04:43,370 --> 00:04:45,894 What if Georgie moves into the garage? 128 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,635 Why?You'd still be around, 129 00:04:47,678 --> 00:04:48,897 so Mom's happy, but you'd be 130 00:04:48,940 --> 00:04:50,333 out of the house, so Dad's happy. 131 00:04:51,769 --> 00:04:54,032 That could work. What do you say? 132 00:04:54,076 --> 00:04:56,687 Done.Done. 133 00:04:56,731 --> 00:04:58,036 Hold on. All my trains 134 00:04:58,080 --> 00:04:59,342 and science equipment are in the garage. 135 00:04:59,386 --> 00:05:00,778 Where would they go? 136 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:01,953 Easy. I take Georgie's room. 137 00:05:01,997 --> 00:05:03,607 All your crap goes in your room. 138 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,175 That's a big change. I need to think about this. 139 00:05:06,218 --> 00:05:07,350 Mom? 140 00:05:07,394 --> 00:05:09,178 Honey, it does make sense. 141 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:11,354 You two are getting older. 142 00:05:11,398 --> 00:05:13,835 I don't even have hair on my legs yet. What's the rush? 143 00:05:13,878 --> 00:05:15,619 Let's just put this down for a few days. 144 00:05:15,663 --> 00:05:17,752 Why? 'Cause you don't want to hear him complain? 145 00:05:17,795 --> 00:05:18,927 Bingo. 146 00:05:21,408 --> 00:05:24,106 ♪ 147 00:05:25,107 --> 00:05:26,238 Hey, Dale. 148 00:05:26,282 --> 00:05:27,762 Hey, Jake. 149 00:05:27,805 --> 00:05:29,894 Good to see you. Hey, thanks for coming out. 150 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:31,853 My pleasure. Could I get a beer? 151 00:05:32,897 --> 00:05:34,899 You arrest anybody fun lately? 152 00:05:34,943 --> 00:05:36,074 A party clown. 153 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:38,381 But what he was doing was not fun. 154 00:05:38,425 --> 00:05:40,122 Do I want to know? 155 00:05:40,165 --> 00:05:42,080 Not if you want to sleep tonight. 156 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:43,125 Huh. 157 00:05:43,168 --> 00:05:44,256 What's up with you? 158 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,780 Still dating that Connie? 159 00:05:45,823 --> 00:05:47,259 Yeah. Oh, yeah. 160 00:05:47,303 --> 00:05:49,392 Actually, that's what I wanted to talk to you about. 161 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:51,742 Oh-oh. I can check into things, 162 00:05:51,786 --> 00:05:55,224 but if you think she's lying, she probably is. 163 00:05:55,267 --> 00:05:56,878 No, no, that's not it. 164 00:05:56,921 --> 00:05:59,663 Oh. Well, still good life advice. 165 00:05:59,707 --> 00:06:01,273 Well, what do you know 166 00:06:01,317 --> 00:06:03,885 about these backroom slot machine places? 167 00:06:03,928 --> 00:06:07,236 Why? You thinking of putting one in your store? 168 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:08,411 No. Uh-uh. 169 00:06:08,455 --> 00:06:10,370 No, actually, I'm asking for Connie, 170 00:06:10,413 --> 00:06:12,154 'cause she's kind of interested. 171 00:06:12,197 --> 00:06:14,156 Hmm. Those places are harmless. 172 00:06:14,199 --> 00:06:15,810 We look the other way. 173 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:16,985 Well, that's good to know. 174 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,945 So what other laws are okay to break? 175 00:06:20,989 --> 00:06:22,991 Not hiding drugs in your keister. 176 00:06:23,034 --> 00:06:24,819 What was that clown thinking? 177 00:06:25,863 --> 00:06:28,126 When they found it, did confetti shoot out? 178 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:29,867 [both laugh] 179 00:06:31,173 --> 00:06:33,697 Sheldon, come on, I need my own space. 180 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:35,177 But we've always shared a room. 181 00:06:35,220 --> 00:06:36,744 I'm a young lady now. 182 00:06:36,787 --> 00:06:38,136 You seem the same to me. 183 00:06:38,180 --> 00:06:39,964 I have a training bra. 184 00:06:40,008 --> 00:06:42,445 When you complete your training, get back to me. 185 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:44,447 You know you want privacy, too. 186 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,362 I suppose it would be nice 187 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:49,278 to have all my trains and science equipment in here. 188 00:06:49,321 --> 00:06:51,367 Great. It's settled. 189 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:53,717 It would be like my Fortress of Solitude. 190 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:54,979 Good for you. 191 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:57,852 Or my Bat Cave.Shh! 192 00:06:57,895 --> 00:06:59,331 Although I don't care for caves. 193 00:06:59,375 --> 00:07:00,724 Or bats. 194 00:07:00,768 --> 00:07:02,204 I suppose Fortress of Solitude... 195 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:02,857 I'm gonna choke you with my bra. Good night. 196 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:11,779 [TV playing quietly] 197 00:07:16,871 --> 00:07:18,829 Want some help? 198 00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:20,440 You gonna charge me money? 199 00:07:20,483 --> 00:07:22,050 Never mind. 200 00:07:38,240 --> 00:07:39,807 Any chance this could wait till halftime? 201 00:07:39,850 --> 00:07:42,331 I'll be done in a second. 202 00:07:45,073 --> 00:07:47,075 [crowd cheering on TV] 203 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:52,254 ANNOUNCER: Touchdown! 204 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,128 What are you doing?Moving my stuff. 205 00:07:57,172 --> 00:07:59,522 But we haven't discussed who gets what yet. 206 00:07:59,566 --> 00:08:02,220 I get my stuff. You get your stuff. Done. 207 00:08:02,264 --> 00:08:03,439 There's community property. 208 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,528 We've lived together for over ten years. 209 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,878 In some states, we'd be considered married. 210 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,054 Gross.I don't make the rules. I just know them all. 211 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,883 [sighs] What do I have to do to get this over with? 212 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,233 We just need to agree upon who gets which items. 213 00:08:15,277 --> 00:08:19,368 Fine. As my farewell gift to you, let's do your dumb thing. 214 00:08:19,411 --> 00:08:21,239 See, when you're mean and nice at the same time, 215 00:08:21,283 --> 00:08:22,371 it's confusing. 216 00:08:22,414 --> 00:08:23,807 Too bad, doofus. 217 00:08:23,851 --> 00:08:25,287 Better, thank you. 218 00:08:27,550 --> 00:08:29,421 Okay, thanks. I'll see you in a bit. 219 00:08:29,465 --> 00:08:32,816 Chet's gonna swing by and finalize the deal. 220 00:08:32,860 --> 00:08:34,035 Wait, he's coming over here? 221 00:08:34,078 --> 00:08:35,384 Yeah. Why? 222 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:37,952 Well, this is a very shady transaction. 223 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:40,563 I mean, it should be taking place under a bridge 224 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:43,087 or in a parking lot somewhere. 225 00:08:43,131 --> 00:08:45,176 I'm handing him a cashier's check. 226 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,265 He's giving me the keys. 227 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:49,006 He's gonna know where you live. 228 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,574 I'm in the phone book. I'm not hard to find. 229 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,097 Well, what if he grabs the check 230 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:55,099 and just skedaddles out of here? 231 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,318 He's our age. 232 00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,407 He isn't skedaddling anywhere. 233 00:08:58,450 --> 00:09:00,017 Ah, whatever you say. 234 00:09:00,061 --> 00:09:03,325 Are you disappointed this isn't more like some old cop show? 235 00:09:03,368 --> 00:09:05,849 I loved Rockford Files. 236 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,895 Well, I tell you what, when he gets here, 237 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:09,200 you're my muscle. 238 00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:12,290 If anything goes sideways, you jump in. 239 00:09:12,334 --> 00:09:15,119 See, now you're talking. 240 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,557 I'll stand behind you and I'll crack my knuckles. 241 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,167 With your arthritis? 242 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,473 It's only bad when it rains. 243 00:09:21,517 --> 00:09:25,956 Next, one Timex brand alarm clock. 244 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,871 It's yours. 245 00:09:27,915 --> 00:09:30,004 Are you sure? It has a stylish faux-wood finish. 246 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,484 Fine, I'll take it.Aw. 247 00:09:32,528 --> 00:09:34,312 So you want it?Yes. 248 00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:36,924 It's yours.Thank you. 249 00:09:39,056 --> 00:09:42,320 Next, one useful yet educational map of the world trash can. 250 00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,626 I know what you're doing. 251 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,585 Yes, I'm being thorough about these things 252 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:47,195 so we don't fight about them down the line. 253 00:09:47,238 --> 00:09:48,500 What you're doing is dragging this out 254 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:49,937 because you don't want me to leave. 255 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,026 No, I'm not. Yes, you are. 256 00:09:52,069 --> 00:09:54,332 Do you know the phrase "pish posh"? 257 00:09:54,376 --> 00:09:56,030 No, and I don't want to. 258 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,553 It's British, and it's used 259 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,511 when someone's opinions are absurd. 260 00:09:59,555 --> 00:10:01,296 And you're forcing me to use it. 261 00:10:01,339 --> 00:10:02,645 Pish posh! 262 00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,256 Or, more authentically, 263 00:10:05,300 --> 00:10:06,344 [English accent]: pish posh! 264 00:10:06,388 --> 00:10:07,650 I'm done. 265 00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,609 I know what's mine, and I'm taking it. 266 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,611 ADULT SHELDON: One day she said the same thing 267 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,177 to her first husband. 268 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,224 I like to think I prepared her for that moment. 269 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:20,271 So I'm thinking dark red, like a speakeasy. 270 00:10:20,315 --> 00:10:23,057 And maybe a little bar in the corner. 271 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:24,406 Well, you're gonna need a liquor license. 272 00:10:24,449 --> 00:10:27,191 Oh, right. 'Cause I don't want to break the law 273 00:10:27,235 --> 00:10:30,020 in my illegal gambling room. 274 00:10:30,064 --> 00:10:33,371 Over here is my bedroom area, for sleeping and whatnot. 275 00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:34,721 That's my gym. 276 00:10:34,764 --> 00:10:38,028 And last but not least, kitchen and bathroom. 277 00:10:38,072 --> 00:10:40,378 Georgie, do not use that sink as a bathroom. 278 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:42,642 Relax. Just number one. 279 00:10:44,295 --> 00:10:46,384 There you go. 280 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:48,386 Okay, these posters go on that wall. 281 00:10:48,430 --> 00:10:49,997 That poster goes over the bed. 282 00:10:50,040 --> 00:10:51,563 [scoffs] I'm not your moving man. 283 00:10:51,607 --> 00:10:54,218 You're right, I'm growing up. 284 00:10:54,262 --> 00:10:57,134 Guess I can't be Daddy's little girl forever. 285 00:10:58,440 --> 00:11:00,398 Which one goes over the bed? 286 00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:01,748 Um, New Kids. 287 00:11:01,791 --> 00:11:04,402 First thing I'm gonna do is get better chairs. 288 00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:07,710 If people are comfy, they'll stay longer and spend more. 289 00:11:07,754 --> 00:11:10,017 Well, what if it's someone's lucky chair? 290 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:12,323 They're gambling in the back of a Laundromat. 291 00:11:12,367 --> 00:11:15,109 Does that sound lucky to you? 292 00:11:15,152 --> 00:11:17,241 I'm thinking I'll put the flag over that window 293 00:11:17,285 --> 00:11:18,416 for, you know, privacy. 294 00:11:18,460 --> 00:11:20,680 If you want, I could sew some curtains, 295 00:11:20,723 --> 00:11:22,116 make it look homey. 296 00:11:22,159 --> 00:11:24,422 Nice. Girls will eat that up. 297 00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,685 Flag is fine. 298 00:11:36,043 --> 00:11:37,174 [knock on door] 299 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,137 Well, you been busy. Yes. 300 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,705 You get this in here all by yourself? Yes. 301 00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,142 How? Science. 302 00:11:48,185 --> 00:11:49,709 Well, it looks good. 303 00:11:49,752 --> 00:11:52,146 I know. Now trains will be the last thing I see 304 00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:53,364 before I go to sleep, 305 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,583 and the first thing I see when I wake up. 306 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:55,715 Great. 307 00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,325 If I stir in the middle of the night, 308 00:11:57,368 --> 00:11:58,369 you know what I'll see? 309 00:11:58,413 --> 00:12:01,068 Trains? Trains. 310 00:12:03,548 --> 00:12:06,638 Well... as long as you're happy. 311 00:12:06,682 --> 00:12:08,510 Oh, I'm happy. 312 00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,170 Hey. 313 00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,477 You might want to check in on Sheldon.Is he okay? 314 00:12:19,521 --> 00:12:22,045 Well, he was smiling. 315 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,655 Smiling how? 316 00:12:24,569 --> 00:12:26,354 Oh, boy. 317 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,363 Hey. Dinner's ready. 318 00:12:35,406 --> 00:12:37,495 I'll eat later. I have to finish this. 319 00:12:39,802 --> 00:12:42,892 I made spaghetti with hot dogs cut up in it. 320 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:45,112 I even made sure that every piece is 321 00:12:45,155 --> 00:12:47,070 the exact same size. 322 00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,898 Some things are more important than the width 323 00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:50,030 of a hot dog slice. 324 00:12:50,073 --> 00:12:52,815 And I wish I'd known that sooner. 325 00:12:52,859 --> 00:12:55,775 So, you okay? 326 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,777 Why wouldn't I be okay? 327 00:12:57,820 --> 00:13:00,736 Well, there's a lot of change going on. 328 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,216 I know that's not your favorite. 329 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,783 Where is that railroad crossing? 330 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,785 Would you like to eat in here? 331 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,308 I'll make you a plate. 332 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:08,526 I have to find that sign. 333 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:10,224 It should be in this box. Where is it? 334 00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,840 I can't find my railroad crossing sign. 335 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:19,581 Hey, how about knocking? 336 00:13:19,624 --> 00:13:21,452 Sorry, I've never had to knock on that door before. 337 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:22,714 Well, now you do. 338 00:13:22,758 --> 00:13:24,455 [grunts] I need the crossing sign 339 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,761 for my train set. Have you seen it? 340 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:28,590 No, and I've got company coming soon. 341 00:13:28,633 --> 00:13:30,853 Perfect. An extra set of eyes will be helpful. 342 00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,289 It's a girl, and you need to get out of here. 343 00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:33,769 I'm not leaving until I find it. 344 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,902 Is this really about some dumb sign, 345 00:13:35,945 --> 00:13:38,774 or is about you being scared to have a room to yourself? 346 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:40,863 That sign has been there for as long as 347 00:13:40,907 --> 00:13:42,734 I've had that railroad set. 348 00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,780 It may seem insignificant to you, but I need it. 349 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:47,565 Everyone only cares about themselves. 350 00:13:47,609 --> 00:13:49,219 You're happy because you got the garage, 351 00:13:49,263 --> 00:13:50,742 Missy's happy because she has her own room, 352 00:13:50,786 --> 00:13:52,744 but no one cares about my problems. 353 00:13:52,788 --> 00:13:54,746 I'll help you look. 354 00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,661 Just forget it. 355 00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:02,189 ADULT SHELDON: As I struggled, my meemaw began to realize 356 00:14:02,232 --> 00:14:03,799 the problem with running a gambling den 357 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:05,627 in the back of a Laundromat was 358 00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,498 it's still connected to a Laundromat. 359 00:14:07,542 --> 00:14:09,805 I put five pairs of undies in here, 360 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,459 and now there are four. 361 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,330 Your machine ate my undies. 362 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,332 There's a lost and found box right over there in the corner. 363 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:16,464 Just take all you want. 364 00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:18,814 I don't want a stranger's undies. 365 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,817 Then let's find your precious undies. 366 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:24,689 Look how many rhinestones fell off in the dryer. 367 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,824 It says right here "do not tumble dry." 368 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,913 No label's gonna tell me what to do. 369 00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,655 I am not in the mood for Texas right now. 370 00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,830 What do you want from me? 371 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:37,311 Well, what size is yours? 372 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:39,530 No! 373 00:14:52,761 --> 00:14:56,069 Finally the fun begins. 374 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,030 What's going on? 375 00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:04,686 Are you Connie Tucker? 376 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,297 Well, this sucks. 377 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:14,826 [train whistles blow] 378 00:15:17,742 --> 00:15:19,527 Next stop, Medford. 379 00:15:19,570 --> 00:15:21,964 That won't be necessary. Keep going. 380 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:24,532 But, sir, your family's waiting to board. 381 00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,012 I'm aware. Drive on. 382 00:15:26,055 --> 00:15:27,578 But, sir... 383 00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,537 I don't need them. I'm fine on my own. 384 00:15:29,580 --> 00:15:32,453 Do not stop this train. 385 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:36,892 [whistles blowing] 386 00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,288 Turn it off.No. 387 00:15:41,331 --> 00:15:43,855 I've been listening to it for an hour; turn it off. 388 00:15:43,899 --> 00:15:45,857 It's my room, I can do what I want. 389 00:15:45,901 --> 00:15:48,382 Oh, really? Let's see how you like it. 390 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,862 ♪ All for love 391 00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:52,734 ♪ I love it when we're together ♪ 392 00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,606 ♪ Girl, I need you forever... 393 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:58,000 [train whistle blowing] 394 00:15:58,044 --> 00:15:59,915 What the hell's going on?! 395 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,569 Missy's trying to annoy me. 396 00:16:01,612 --> 00:16:03,875 'Cause he won't turn his stupid train off. 397 00:16:03,919 --> 00:16:06,574 You two are unbelievable. Everything off. 398 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:08,445 But he started it.Now! 399 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,579 ♪ Knight in shining armor, I will be your... ♪ 400 00:16:11,622 --> 00:16:15,452 I thought y'all looked the other way. 401 00:16:15,496 --> 00:16:18,020 We do, but I'm running for sheriff, 402 00:16:18,064 --> 00:16:20,457 and this will make my campaign pop. 403 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,503 But you and Dale are buddies. 404 00:16:22,546 --> 00:16:25,375 That's why I'm not arresting you. 405 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,638 Hey, get one with me in it. 406 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,424 [shutter clicks] 407 00:16:32,948 --> 00:16:34,776 So you gonna sell the place? 408 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:36,952 No. 409 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,998 Instead of crime boss, you're gonna be 410 00:16:39,041 --> 00:16:40,782 a laundry boss. 411 00:16:40,825 --> 00:16:42,436 Well, I guess that's just as cool. 412 00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,438 I'm gonna open my game room. 413 00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:46,048 How? 414 00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,093 I don't know. 415 00:16:47,136 --> 00:16:49,356 Move to a new location? 416 00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,053 I don't know! 417 00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,185 What about the Laundromat? 418 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,187 Keep asking questions, see what happens. 419 00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,190 Last one.What? 420 00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,193 How'd you get so pretty? 421 00:17:02,064 --> 00:17:04,936 I hate you. 422 00:17:04,980 --> 00:17:07,200 I like you. 423 00:17:11,291 --> 00:17:12,988 ADULT SHELDON: There were plenty of reasons 424 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,251 to be happy my sister moved out. 425 00:17:15,295 --> 00:17:19,429 She snored, she teased me. 426 00:17:19,473 --> 00:17:21,692 She left her dirty clothes everywhere. 427 00:17:24,695 --> 00:17:28,395 Clearly, I was better off without her. 428 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,614 [knock on door] 429 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,491 Can I sleep on your floor? 430 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:39,449 Come on. 431 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,069 ADULT SHELDON: I eventually made my peace 432 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,722 with having a room to myself. 433 00:17:51,766 --> 00:17:55,596 And I was never truly alone, thanks to my science posse: 434 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:59,513 Stephen, Albert, Richard and Arthur. 435 00:17:59,556 --> 00:18:02,559 But for those times when I did need to communicate with Missy, 436 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,648 we had a system. 437 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:11,525 What? 438 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:14,528 Just testing the system.You tested it yesterday. 439 00:18:14,571 --> 00:18:17,487 Just because it worked yesterday doesn't mean it's working today. 440 00:18:17,531 --> 00:18:19,707 It's working. Good night. 441 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,404 Good night. Sleep tight. 442 00:18:25,147 --> 00:18:27,236 [knocking on wall] 443 00:18:28,672 --> 00:18:30,065 What? 444 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:31,545 Did you know when people say "sleep tight," 445 00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:33,199 they're referring to when beds were made of ropes, 446 00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,070 and the tighter the rope, the more comfortable 447 00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,246 the bed was to sleep on?Cool. 448 00:18:37,290 --> 00:18:39,074 Bye. 449 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,120 ADULT SHELDON: My sister wasn't always a fan 450 00:18:41,163 --> 00:18:44,210 of my informative tidbits, so I didn't tell her 451 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,734 that the entire phrase, "Good night, sleep tight, 452 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,128 don't let the bedbugs bite" is actually 453 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,739 from the 1896 book What They Say in New England: 454 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:55,221 A Book of Signs, Sayings, and Superstitions. 455 00:18:55,264 --> 00:18:56,657 Until I told her. 456 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,615 [knocking on wall] 457 00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,187 Captioning sponsored by CBS 458 00:19:05,231 --> 00:19:09,191 WARNER BROS. 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