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- Previously on Young Sheldon...
- Well, we've covered

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football and grandkids...

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Maybe we've run out of
stuff to talk about.

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We forgot about your ex-husband.

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The one
you're dating.

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Well, I know not to piss him off
during a hailstorm.

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Well, did he tell you
that I was naked

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when he locked me out?

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What were you doing naked

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with a golf club in a hailstorm?

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Ah, you know, it was the '70s.

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I was just calling to let
you know I read your paper.

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The masses for your neutrinos
are impossible.

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I completely rewrote the
whole thing from scratch.

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I know credits are
usually listed alphabetically,

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but I'm completely fine
with my name going second.

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I'm not putting your name on it
in any way.

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Grant Linkletter.

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Dr. Sturgis has stolen my work

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and is using it
in his own paper.

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How dare you accuse me

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of plagiarism!

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I don't want to see you
in my class anymore.

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I see, Dr. Sturgis.

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Yes, that is
unforgivable behavior.

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Okay. Bye.

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Did he apologize?

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No. He is very upset with you.

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Well, I'm upset with him.

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That doesn't excuse you
from trying

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to get him in trouble
by calling Dr. Linkletter.

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Who else was I supposed
to tattle to?

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I doubt his mother's
still alive.

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Sheldon, I understand
why you're upset,

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but you still owe him
an apology.

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Then you don't understand.

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Well, for now,
it sounds like you two

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could use a little quiet time.

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Fine. I'll switch over to
Dr. Linkletter's class.

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He's a foot taller
than Sturgis

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and can reach more
of the chalkboard.

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What I meant was...

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maybe it's time to take a break
from your college classes.

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What? Why? I've
gotten straight As.

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I know you're smart enough
for college.

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I'm just not sure
you're mature enough.

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Well, it appears you've
backed me into a corner.

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I would throw a
tantrum right now,

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but that would just
prove your point.

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Where are you going?

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To play with my trains.

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Which may sound immature, but
it's a hobby many old men enjoy.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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I'm the only cheerleader
you should be looking at.

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Oh. Hi. Oh, I was
trying to find you.

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- Just wanted to wish you a good game.
- Thank you.

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I'm gonna be cheering for you.

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- Great.
- Unless I catch you looking at someone else.

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Then you'll regret it.

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I'm not kidding.

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Hi, George.

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Oh, hey, Ms. Hutchins.

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I don't think I've ever seen you
at a game before.

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Well, uh, it's Friday, and
I promised my therapist

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- I'd try one new thing a week.
- And you picked football.

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Good for you.

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I don't suppose
Sheldon's here?

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Nah, he doesn't much care
for outdoor sports.

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Or sports.

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Or the outdoors.

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I was hoping I'd have
someone to sit with.

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- Ah, sorry.
- That's okay.

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It was my fault
for letting myself feel hope.

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You're welcome to watch
from the sidelines.

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Thanks. Watching life
go by from the sidelines

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is kind of my thing.

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Hey, heads up!

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Oh, my God.
Are you okay?

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I don't think so.

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Call an ambulance.

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Don't worry,

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we're gonna get you
taken care of.

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If I die,
tell my therapist I hate him.

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And who says

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you have to be mature
to go to college?

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I've seen Animal House.

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- You have?
- Well, I've seen the poster.

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Those people are not
college material.

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Moon Pie, I know
you don't like to hear this,

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but there are some things
in life

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that can only be learned
in time.

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So you must have learned
them all, huh?

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Get out of my house.

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- Hang in there.
- I'm hangin'.

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Hey, this will be quite a story
to tell your grandkids, huh?

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I live alone. I'm single.

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I don't think grandkids are
in the picture.

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Oh. Well, I...
I got a wife, kids. It's...

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It's overrated.

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And then my mother said

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I wasn't mature enough
for college.

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Can you believe that?

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Absolutely.

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So you're on their side, too?

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I'm Vietnamese.
In my culture,

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until your parents die,

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- you're basically a baby.
- Really?

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My grandmother still treats
my dad like a child.

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At dinner,
he can't sit

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until she sits,

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and he can't speak
until he's spoken to.

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Well, I'm glad
I'm not Vietnamese.

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It's not as fun
as I make it look.

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Mm.

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Well, you can't bring her home
to an empty apartment.

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Bring her here,
and we'll look after her

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until she's back on her feet.

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You sure?

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Of course.

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We'll set her up
in Georgie's room.

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Thanks, Mare.
See you in a bit.

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Hey, George.

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It's real nice of you,
taking care of her like this.

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Well, it was kinda my fault.

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Kinda? It was all your fault.

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Bye.

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Hey.

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Hey. How'd we do?

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- You didn't miss anything.
- That bad?

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I can safely say you saw
the best hit of the night.

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Whew.

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How's she doing?

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Well, not bad.

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Could be worse.

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A little whiplash,

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couple of bruised ribs,

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broken arm...

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and collarbone.

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But that's it.

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Pretty funny
how you jumped out of the way

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and let her get clobbered.

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I did not jump out of the way!

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Oh, yeah, you did.

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They got you on tape.

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Okay, fine.

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But that was
pure instinct.

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Besides, she shouldn't have
been standing on the sidelines.

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Why was she there?

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I told her she could.

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Oh, man, you must feel terrible.

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Yeah, of course I do.

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I mean, it's all on you.

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You done?

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Oh-ho-ho, baby,
I'm just getting started.

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Oh, you poor dear.
Come on in.

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Thanks. I hope
I'm not putting you out.

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Of course not.

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Hi, Sheldon.

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Can you believe my mother
said I can't go to college?

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So you just put her in my room
without consulting me?

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Consulting you?

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Who cares what you think?

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Well, I ain't gonna
sleep on the couch.

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It's just for a few nights

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until she can take care
of herself.

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Can I at least
stay at Meemaw's?

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If you promise
not to come back.

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Why you got to be so mean to me?

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It just feels right.

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And then after Dr. Sturgis
incorporated my math,

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he refused to give me
a coauthor credit.

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Sheldon, she doesn't want
to hear about that.

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It's okay.

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So, when your bones broke,
did you hear a crunch?

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No.

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- Did my dad have to give you mouth-to-mouth?
- No.

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I don't know how
my mom kisses him.

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Next up, we have this rose...

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Who buys this crap?

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Me, after three beers.

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I mean, look
at this damn thing.

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What was I thinking?

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Can I ask you a
personal question?

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You're not in my will.

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It's about my girlfriend.

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Uh-oh.

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Uh, nothing bad.

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It's just, I've been seeing Jana
for a while now,

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and I like her fine...

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but it feels like she's getting
more serious than I want to be.

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Georgie, until you're married,

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you are not tied down
to anybody.

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You just go ahead
and do whatever you want.

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Play the field.
Have some fun.

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Interesting.

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That's what
Dale said, too.

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Oh, did he?

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Yeah.

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My boyfriend?

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Yeah.

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If I don't go

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to college, what am
I supposed to do?

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Spend all my days
in high school?

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How sad is that?

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Pretty sad.

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You always did get me.

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Sounds like you're
feeling misunderstood.

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I am-- by Dr. Sturgis,
my mother,

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and possibly
the entire Vietnamese culture.

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Do you understand that I'm in
a little bit of pain right now?

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Oh, I'm sorry. I should be
exhibiting compassion.

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Aw.

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Wait, I can do better.

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Aw.

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Nailed it.

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It's time for
your pain pill.

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Be careful.
You could become addicted

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and lose your job.

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Which is all you have.

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Get out of here.

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Thank you.

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You-you comfortable?

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Can I get you anything else?

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No. I-I'm okay.

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You've been so kind
to welcome me

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into your home.

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Well, it's the least
we could do.

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It's so nice
to be around a family like this.

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I've been alone

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for... so long.

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Honestly, if it weren't
for the cats, I'd have no one.

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Oh, wait. The cats!

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I abandoned Edgar and Allan.

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Edgar and Allan?

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Poe ran away.

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Would you please go feed them
and tell them I love them?

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Uh... any chance this
could wait till morning?

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I guess.

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Where you off to?

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Cats!

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So you think he's seeing
somebody else?

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I don't think I should
be talking about this.

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- He's my boss.
- Well, he's my boyfriend, so spill it.

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It's weird when old
people say "boyfriend."

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Fine. My lover.

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Well, that's worse.

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Then talk!

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The only woman I've
really seen him with

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- is his ex-wife.
- Oh, yeah, but he hates her.

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Don't seem like it.

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What do you mean by that?

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- They seem friendly.
- How friendly?

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- I don't know. He's nice to her.
- How nice?!

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Do you mind?
I'm trying to watch this.

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Now look at this little guy...

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♪

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Son of a bitch!

262
00:10:19,227 --> 00:10:20,576
Here! Edgar! Or Allan.

263
00:10:20,620 --> 00:10:22,186
Whichever the hell one you are.

264
00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:23,579
They ever leave
the store together?

265
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,755
Can I please
just go to bed?

266
00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:27,757
Just answer the damn question.

267
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:30,368
I feel like I'm gonna
get fired for this.

268
00:10:30,412 --> 00:10:31,543
Georgie, don't worry.

269
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:34,372
Anything you say
is gonna stay right here.

270
00:10:34,416 --> 00:10:35,809
But you lie all the time.

271
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,637
I learned to lie from you.

272
00:10:37,680 --> 00:10:39,639
See what a special bond we have?

273
00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:41,684
Now answer the damn question!

274
00:10:46,123 --> 00:10:48,648
Why were you gone for so long?

275
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,432
I don't want to talk about it.

276
00:10:54,479 --> 00:10:57,787
♪

277
00:10:59,833 --> 00:11:03,227
- Whoa.
- What's that?

278
00:11:03,271 --> 00:11:05,621
It's a ghost detector
that came in my cereal box.

279
00:11:08,276 --> 00:11:09,756
It's just a piece of paper.

280
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,888
Then why did it move
in my hand?

281
00:11:11,932 --> 00:11:13,368
From perspiration.

282
00:11:13,411 --> 00:11:14,543
Or ghosts.

283
00:11:16,458 --> 00:11:17,502
Mornin'.

284
00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,895
Did you check on Ms. Hutchins?

285
00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,375
Is she still alive?

286
00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:22,420
Of course
she is. Why?

287
00:11:22,464 --> 00:11:24,379
No reason.

288
00:11:24,422 --> 00:11:26,207
I'm gonna go eat my breakfast
with her.

289
00:11:26,250 --> 00:11:27,904
Sheldon, just let her rest.

290
00:11:27,948 --> 00:11:29,514
It's okay.
She enjoys my company.

291
00:11:29,558 --> 00:11:32,866
Also, she understands what I'm
going through with Dr. Sturgis.

292
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:33,954
Excuse me.

293
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,695
I am just trying
to help you grow up

294
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:37,609
to be a functional adult.

295
00:11:37,653 --> 00:11:40,569
Me? This one's looking
for cereal ghosts.

296
00:11:40,612 --> 00:11:42,223
Looking for and found 'em.

297
00:11:42,266 --> 00:11:44,747
I don't care. You are
not ready for college.

298
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:47,489
If it were up to you,
I'd still be in grade school.

299
00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:52,537
If you think this is
mature behavior, it isn't!

300
00:11:55,497 --> 00:11:58,587
Being a mom's hard,
isn't it?

301
00:11:58,630 --> 00:12:00,632
Sometimes.

302
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:03,374
If you ever want
to talk about it,

303
00:12:03,418 --> 00:12:04,462
I'm here for you.

304
00:12:04,506 --> 00:12:06,160
Ooh, it's moving again.

305
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:09,467
You're so lucky.

306
00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:12,644
You're gonna have to
walk me through that.

307
00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,385
Well, you don't have anyone
in your house telling you

308
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:16,170
what you can or can't do.

309
00:12:16,213 --> 00:12:17,432
Right, Sheldon.

310
00:12:17,475 --> 00:12:19,260
I don't have anyone.

311
00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:20,391
I just said that.

312
00:12:20,435 --> 00:12:22,742
Are you becoming
a drug addict already?

313
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,004
Mornin'.

314
00:12:24,047 --> 00:12:27,355
Got you some Shipley's
Do-Nuts and coffee.

315
00:12:27,398 --> 00:12:29,270
What happened
to your face?

316
00:12:29,313 --> 00:12:30,532
Oh. Uh...

317
00:12:30,575 --> 00:12:32,621
either Edgar or Allan.

318
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:33,840
Oh, that was Edgar.

319
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:36,233
He can be a rascal.

320
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:41,630
Good mornin'.

321
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,414
Mornin'.

322
00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,242
Did you sleep good?

323
00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,591
Yeah.

324
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:48,332
Want some pancakes?

325
00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:49,594
Sure.

326
00:12:49,638 --> 00:12:51,509
Just one more question
about Dale.

327
00:12:51,553 --> 00:12:52,641
Bye.

328
00:12:52,684 --> 00:12:54,686
♪

329
00:12:59,474 --> 00:13:00,823
There we go.

330
00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:02,607
Nice little bite-size pieces.

331
00:13:02,651 --> 00:13:03,826
Thanks, George,

332
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,654
but I-I think I can manage.

333
00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:07,177
No, no. My pleasure.

334
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,832
He feels so guilty, he'll
do anything you ask him.

335
00:13:09,876 --> 00:13:11,399
- That's enough from you.
- He bought me

336
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,749
an Easy-Bake Oven when he
closed the car door on my thumb.

337
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,446
Unlike my mother,
who feels no guilt

338
00:13:15,490 --> 00:13:17,492
after hurting her children.

339
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:18,841
How dare you.

340
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,364
I am trying
to keep you safe

341
00:13:20,408 --> 00:13:22,758
until such a time
as you can make adult decisions.

342
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:23,759
I can make them now.

343
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,152
Hey, hey. We
have a guest.

344
00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849
Let's pretend like
we like each other.

345
00:13:27,937 --> 00:13:29,678
Mare, do your grace thing.

346
00:13:30,722 --> 00:13:32,550
♪ I love the melody... ♪

347
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:34,204
You okay with Mexican?

348
00:13:34,248 --> 00:13:35,336
Oh, yeah.
Terrific.

349
00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:36,728
All right.

350
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,861
Now, I got Tums in the glovebox
for the ride home.

351
00:13:38,905 --> 00:13:41,255
Great.

352
00:13:41,298 --> 00:13:43,605
So, you talk
to June lately?

353
00:13:43,648 --> 00:13:46,826
Uh, not in a couple
of days. Why?

354
00:13:46,869 --> 00:13:48,262
Oh, no reason.

355
00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,220
I was just kind of thinking
about calling her myself.

356
00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:52,135
I mean,
if you're okay with that.

357
00:13:52,179 --> 00:13:54,659
You want to call my ex-wife,
go ahead.

358
00:13:54,703 --> 00:13:55,922
Call her.

359
00:13:55,965 --> 00:13:58,228
Well, I wouldn't want you
to feel uncomfortable.

360
00:13:58,272 --> 00:13:59,577
Yeah, you would.

361
00:13:59,621 --> 00:14:00,622
Yeah, I would.

362
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,450
I think it's nice

363
00:14:02,493 --> 00:14:04,191
that y'all get along
as well as you do.

364
00:14:04,234 --> 00:14:05,670
Mm-hmm.

365
00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:07,411
Where are we
going with this?

366
00:14:07,455 --> 00:14:09,587
Oh, just nothing.
Makin' conversation.

367
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,154
Okay.

368
00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:12,286
You sleeping with her?

369
00:14:12,329 --> 00:14:13,678
Lord, no.

370
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:15,680
She's my ex-wife. Come on.

371
00:14:15,724 --> 00:14:20,250
Oh, my gosh, what kind of sicko
sleeps with their ex-wife?

372
00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:21,425
Where is this
coming from?

373
00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,905
Are you jealous?

374
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:24,602
No.

375
00:14:24,646 --> 00:14:26,561
I'd just like to know, you know,

376
00:14:26,604 --> 00:14:28,171
what kind of relationship
we're in.

377
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:31,348
I mean, are we seeing
other people or what?

378
00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,350
Connie Tucker,

379
00:14:33,394 --> 00:14:35,918
are you asking me
to go steady?

380
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:38,486
You know what I'm asking,
jackass.

381
00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:39,791
All right, all right, all right.

382
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:42,142
You listen to me.
Now, I'm 72 years old.

383
00:14:42,185 --> 00:14:43,621
Do you think I have
enough stamina

384
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,233
to go playing around
with other women?

385
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:47,799
You saying the only reason
you're seeing me

386
00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:49,801
is you're too old and tired
to see anybody else?

387
00:14:49,845 --> 00:14:52,195
Give me the Tums.

388
00:15:00,508 --> 00:15:03,337
I could kiss you forever.

389
00:15:03,380 --> 00:15:05,252
Uh, that's kind of a long time.

390
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:06,818
You got somewhere else to be?

391
00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,733
No. It's just that,

392
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,648
eventually,
we're gonna get hungry.

393
00:15:10,692 --> 00:15:13,825
Why do I keep getting the
feeling you're not into this?

394
00:15:13,869 --> 00:15:16,437
Oh, I am into this.

395
00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,352
But?

396
00:15:20,049 --> 00:15:23,661
I mean, we're real young, and
who knows what's gonna happen?

397
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,750
I know. And you should, too.

398
00:15:25,794 --> 00:15:27,448
Don't feel bad.

399
00:15:27,491 --> 00:15:29,363
I don't know lots of stuff.

400
00:15:29,406 --> 00:15:31,626
So, as long
as we're on the subject,

401
00:15:31,669 --> 00:15:33,280
are you seeing anybody else?

402
00:15:33,323 --> 00:15:35,456
No.

403
00:15:35,499 --> 00:15:37,632
How about that
nutty professor?

404
00:15:37,675 --> 00:15:38,938
We're just friends.

405
00:15:38,981 --> 00:15:41,375
Yeah, well, that's
what June and I are--

406
00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:43,246
just friends.

407
00:15:44,639 --> 00:15:47,642
So what are we?

408
00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:49,731
I don't know.

409
00:15:49,774 --> 00:15:51,254
What do you want to call it?

410
00:15:52,777 --> 00:15:55,737
I guess, a...

411
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:58,740
committed relationship.

412
00:15:58,783 --> 00:16:01,264
Mm. Works for me.

413
00:16:01,308 --> 00:16:03,353
- Okay.
- Hmm.

414
00:16:03,397 --> 00:16:05,399
It's settled.

415
00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:12,493
Connie.

416
00:16:12,536 --> 00:16:15,278
This relationship
is suffocating me.

417
00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,457
What'd I say?

418
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,719
I'm not enough for you.

419
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,460
I didn't say that.

420
00:16:23,504 --> 00:16:25,462
Just be honest.

421
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,421
You want to date other girls.

422
00:16:27,464 --> 00:16:29,249
I don't want to date
other girls instead of you,

423
00:16:29,292 --> 00:16:32,469
just... in addition to you.

424
00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,863
Drop dead.

425
00:16:43,959 --> 00:16:46,788
Okay, but I'm gonna follow you
and make sure you get home safe!

426
00:16:46,831 --> 00:16:48,790
Do whatever you want.

427
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:51,488
If you walk to Dairy Queen,
I'll buy you a Blizzard.

428
00:16:52,794 --> 00:16:55,188
Want me to turn
on some music?

429
00:17:02,412 --> 00:17:05,198
Well, this is
just delicious, Mary.

430
00:17:05,241 --> 00:17:06,460
Thank you.

431
00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,897
Bite-sized enough for you?

432
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:10,725
Oh. Perfect.

433
00:17:13,249 --> 00:17:14,598
How long do I
have to sit here

434
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:16,948
and sulk before someone
asks me what's wrong?

435
00:17:16,992 --> 00:17:19,473
Maybe people are tired
of hearing about it.

436
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,475
Ms. Hutchins, would
you care to chime in?

437
00:17:21,518 --> 00:17:23,912
Oh, I-I don't want
to get in the middle

438
00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,696
of a family
issue, but...

439
00:17:25,740 --> 00:17:27,785
I will say that I once had
a falling out

440
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,657
with someone very close to me.

441
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,919
What happened?

442
00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:33,835
We ended up parting ways
on bad terms.

443
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:36,794
I-I still regret it.

444
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,666
But you were right
and they were wrong?

445
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:39,797
You know what,

446
00:17:39,841 --> 00:17:41,625
it doesn't feel
like it matters anymore.

447
00:17:41,669 --> 00:17:44,541
And not a day goes by
that I don't miss them.

448
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,547
Perhaps I do owe
Dr. Sturgis an apology.

449
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:52,767
I was talking about your mother.

450
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,812
I'll circle back to her.

451
00:17:57,641 --> 00:17:58,860
Thank you.

452
00:17:58,903 --> 00:18:00,731
I can't believe
you got through to him.

453
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,255
Happy to help.

454
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,605
So, who was the person
you had the fight with?

455
00:18:04,648 --> 00:18:06,215
It was my cat, Poe.

456
00:18:06,259 --> 00:18:09,262
She ran away when I switched
to dry food.

457
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:12,830
It was cheaper.

458
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,923
- Good night, baby.
- Night, Mama.

459
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:22,666
I'm really sorry, Mom.

460
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,234
I forgive you.

461
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,410
But just because
you straightened things out

462
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,413
with Dr. Sturgis doesn't mean
you're going back to college.

463
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:31,893
- Yes, it does.
- No, it doesn't.

464
00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:34,765
I hope you know you're
jeopardizing our relationship.

465
00:18:34,809 --> 00:18:37,203
I will take that risk.

466
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:38,639
Good night.

467
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,903
You know
I'll eventually wear you down.

468
00:18:41,946 --> 00:18:43,731
We'll see.

469
00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:45,776
I'm pretty tough.

470
00:18:47,604 --> 00:18:50,172
I eventually wore her down.

471
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:51,869
There's just so much of me
anybody can take.

472
00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:59,312
In local news,
Friday night's football game

473
00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:02,271
was marred by a brutal injury,

474
00:19:02,315 --> 00:19:05,013
when football coach
George Cooper saved himself

475
00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:09,278
at the expense of beloved school
librarian Cheryl Hutchins.

476
00:19:09,322 --> 00:19:10,758
Oh, no.

477
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:14,457
We warn you, the following
footage is hard to watch.

478
00:19:14,501 --> 00:19:15,980
Well, then, don't show it.

479
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,987
Let's see it again
in slow motion.

480
00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:24,032
This is not news.

481
00:19:36,392 --> 00:19:39,134
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