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♪ ♪
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Hey, what you reading?
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A magazine.
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Oh. Making a collage for school?
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No, just reading it.
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Look at that.
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Maybe Sheldon isn't the
only bookworm around here.
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Which magazine?
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- Cosmopolitan.
- What?
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It's a magazine for today's woman.
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Hey! I was about to find
out what turns a man on.
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Where'd you get this?
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Heather. I traded a
Fruit Roll-Up for it.
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- Well, this is going in the garbage.
- You sure?
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It's got some great tips on
how to spice up your marriage.
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My marriage is fine, thank you.
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And you are not to bring filth
like this into our house again.
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That's not fair.
Sheldon reads dirty stuff
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all the time, and you
don't say anything.
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He does not.
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Check out the comic book on his desk.
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[SIGHS]
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MARY: What?
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
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Hold on.
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No. No.
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Th-This blue man's backside
is all over the place.
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On page 112, you get
to see his front side.
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[GASPS] Oh!
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[SIGHS]
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- I'll be back.
- Where you going?
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To give the owner of
that comic book store
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- a piece of my mind!
- Cool.
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And then I'm calling Heather's mom!
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Aw.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ Someone told me long ago ♪
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♪ There's a calm before the storm ♪
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♪ I know ♪
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♪ It's been coming for some time... ♪
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Are there any Vietnamese superheroes?
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There's one called Half-Face.
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Why?
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The communist government
forced him to build bombs,
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and one blew off half his face.
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The left half or the right half?
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The bottom half.
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- That's an important half.
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Excuse me. Did you sell this to my son?
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I don't know. Who's your son?
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The little boy in the corner.
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- Which one?
- Sheldon Cooper.
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Oh. Yeah.
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Look at him!
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He is the same size as one
of the dolls you sell here.
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Those are action figures.
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Where is your sense of responsibility?
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Have you looked inside this book?
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Because I have.
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ADULT SHELDON: At that moment,
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I felt a subtle heat
rising through my body.
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I was used to being
humiliated by my siblings
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on a daily basis, but from my mother?
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This was new territory.
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Mom, you're embarrassing me.
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Oh, is that right?
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Well, guess what. I don't care.
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And if I catch you doing it again,
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I'll be back with my husband,
he is way scarier than me.
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- I doubt that.
- Let's go.
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But I came here with Tam.
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Tam, you coming or not?
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I'm good.
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♪ I want to know ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen the rain? ♪
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♪ I want to know ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen the rain... ♪
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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As you can see, I'm not related to them.
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WEATHERMAN [OVER RADIO]:
And in local weather,
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the tornado watch issued Tuesday
is still in effect for the area.
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Stay right here for
updates as we get 'em.
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I don't understand why
you'd even be interested
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in a book like that.
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One of the characters is a scientist
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who worked on the Manhattan Project.
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Well, it's filled with
violence and nudity,
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and you are done looking at it.
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But comics are a form of art.
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You wouldn't forbid me from looking
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at Michelangelo's David
just because he's nude.
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When a statue of your naked blue fella
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is on display at the
Vatican, we'll talk.
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Actually, David is at the
Accademia Gallery in Florence.
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Doesn't matter. I don't want
you looking at his bottom either.
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Where's Mom?
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Chewing out the guy who
runs the comic book store.
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Why?
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She found an inappropriate comic
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that Sheldon had and went ballistic.
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She also took my Cosmo.
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What's a Cosmo?
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A magazine for today's woman.
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Sucks for you.
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You know, if I had something in
my room she might disapprove of,
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I might be looking for
a real good hiding place
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right about now.
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I think I'm okay.
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Your air vent?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Boys are dumb.
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D-U-M-B.
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Dumb-a?
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What are you doing?
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Confiscating your comic books.
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You can have them back when you're 18.
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You're taking Casper the Friendly Ghost?
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Ghosts are sacrilegious.
Nothing friendly about that.
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Very well.
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There's one more book
that belongs in the box,
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filled with adultery, genocide,
and even human sacrifice.
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You think you're so smart.
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I do. And yet you continue
to treat me like a child.
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You know what?
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You want me to treat you
like an adult, you got it.
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From this moment on, I
am done mommy-ing you.
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Wonderful. Does that mean I
can have my comic books back?
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Comic books are for
children. You're an adult.
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ADULT SHELDON: My new adult
responsibilities began that night.
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Luckily, a cookbook is nothing more
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than a set of instructions.
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And if there's one thing I shine at,
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it's following instructions.
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Aw.
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[BLENDER WHIRRING IN KITCHEN]
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What's Sheldon doing?
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- Cooking his own dinner.
- Why?
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He wants to take care
of himself like an adult.
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I plan on putting that off
for as long as possible.
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Really? It's a plan?
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[CLATTERING IN KITCHEN]
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Maybe I should go keep an eye on him.
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No. Let him handle this on his own.
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I wouldn't mind watching.
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[SIGHS] Let's just say grace.
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- [LOUD CLATTERING]
- I can't. I got to go in there.
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If she's going, I'm going.
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No one's going anywhere.
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If he needs help, he can ask.
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SHELDON: I don't need help!
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Everything's under control!
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[SIGHS]
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You're really holding
the line on this one.
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I'm sorry, but he
just pushed my buttons.
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Don't be sorry. I'm diggin' it.
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- Ew.
- Gross.
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I agree.
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Pretty gross.
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Y'all are mean.
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How was your chicken?
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Not bad. The dish soap gave
it a nice lemony flavor.
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All right, bedtime.
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- Night, Mama.
- Night, baby.
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Have sweet dreams.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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[KISSES]
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Sheldon, I assume you
don't need to be tucked in?
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I can handle it, thank you.
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Okay.
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Wow. No good night kiss?
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That's up to your brother.
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That won't be necessary.
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Fine.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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[TV PLAYING QUIETLY]
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Had enough? You gonna back down?
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No.
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He's real smart, but he needs to learn
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he doesn't know everything.
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Woman, you are getting
sexier by the second. Whew.
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Hey, now that you're
treating him like an adult,
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can I have his allowance?
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That allowance is for chores,
which you already don't do.
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Come on. We all know I'm your favorite.
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You're not even his third favorite.
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ADULT SHELDON: Making my
school lunch the next morning
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- proved no easier than dinner.
- [GRUNTING, GROANING]
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Maybe you're turning it the wrong way.
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[STRAINING]: Don't you
have anything better to do?
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Not better than this.
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This is nothing a
little science can't fix.
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All I need to do is
break the pressure seal.
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[GRUNTS]
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I don't think that was enough science.
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MARY: Morning, Missy.
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- Morning, Sheldon.
- Morning.
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Morning, Mary.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Mom, you need to sign this consent form.
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What's it for?
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Field trip.
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- Where?
- Museum.
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- Which one?
- Does it matter?
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It's not like I'm gonna
learn anything, anyway.
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It's the planetarium
at the science museum.
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And I need you to sign mine, too.
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Oh. It's interesting that an adult
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would need his mother
to sign a consent form.
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And here we go.
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I don't need you to
sign it, the school does.
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So you're saying even
the school doesn't think
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that you're mature enough to
make all your own decisions.
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ADULT SHELDON: In that moment,
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I was so angry with her,
I almost opened the jar.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
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I'm ready to go to college.
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Okay. Where you thinking?
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Somewhere with a good science program,
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but far enough away
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to make my mom cry herself to
sleep every night that I'm gone.
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You're applying to college out of spite?
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I see why you're the guidance counselor.
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Okay, let's see.
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What about Caltech in Pasadena?
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I can't see myself living in California.
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I don't trust their carefree lifestyle.
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Okay. Um...
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How about MIT in Boston?
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Do they have a strong physics program?
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They're more of an engineering school.
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Next.
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There's always Harvard.
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Hmm. I don't like cold weather,
but I do look good in maroon.
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All right, Harvard it is.
Thank you for your help.
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Are you interested in
applying to a safety school
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in case you don't get in?
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Safety school. You're funny.
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So, how was everyone's day?
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I cut open a frog at school.
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For science class?
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Sure.
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We should put a lock
on the knife drawer.
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[SIGHS]
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What are you eating?
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An English muffin with
ketchup and spray cheese.
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No fair.
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Lucky.
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Sorry I spent an hour making meatloaf.
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MEEMAW: So, Moonpie,
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how's adult life treating you?
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Very well, actually.
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I'm working on my
application to Harvard.
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Is that so?
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Yes. And I'm planning
on transferring there
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as soon as possible.
262
00:10:44,470 --> 00:10:46,537
You're not going away to Harvard.
263
00:10:46,539 --> 00:10:48,438
I don't believe you have a say in this.
264
00:10:50,474 --> 00:10:51,940
Okay, well,
265
00:10:51,943 --> 00:10:53,299
Harvard's real expensive.
266
00:10:53,302 --> 00:10:55,045
How do you plan on paying for it?
267
00:10:55,047 --> 00:10:56,815
Oh, I'm sure I'll get a scholarship.
268
00:10:56,818 --> 00:10:59,116
- Oh, are you?
- Yes, I am.
269
00:10:59,118 --> 00:11:01,060
[CHUCKLES]: Okay. Okay.
270
00:11:01,068 --> 00:11:03,820
Let's just take a deep breath
and talk about something else.
271
00:11:03,822 --> 00:11:05,455
Fine.
272
00:11:07,232 --> 00:11:09,226
I want to hear about that frog.
273
00:11:09,228 --> 00:11:10,594
A different something else.
274
00:11:10,596 --> 00:11:12,229
MARY: I just realized something.
275
00:11:12,231 --> 00:11:15,224
College applications cost
money just to send in.
276
00:11:15,227 --> 00:11:17,986
- They do?
- $50, $60 a pop.
277
00:11:17,989 --> 00:11:20,571
I don't believe you have
that kind of money, do you?
278
00:11:22,700 --> 00:11:24,400
Will you excuse me?
279
00:11:24,403 --> 00:11:27,200
I have to go take a cold shower.
280
00:11:33,599 --> 00:11:36,985
Hello, Randall. I would
like to apply for a job.
281
00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:39,216
- You would?
- Yes.
282
00:11:39,219 --> 00:11:41,619
I need to earn money so
I can apply to Harvard.
283
00:11:41,622 --> 00:11:43,458
I thought about going to Harvard,
284
00:11:43,460 --> 00:11:46,294
but then I realized
The Shack is my passion.
285
00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:48,489
So can I work here?
286
00:11:48,492 --> 00:11:50,999
Excuse me. How much RAM
does this computer have?
287
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:53,234
Um, I can check on that for you.
288
00:11:53,236 --> 00:11:57,771
It comes with 640 kilobytes,
but it's expandable up to 768.
289
00:11:59,161 --> 00:12:00,822
Well?
290
00:12:00,825 --> 00:12:02,844
Do you even have a résumé?
291
00:12:02,846 --> 00:12:06,781
No, but I have a report card
that'll knock your socks off.
292
00:12:06,783 --> 00:12:08,249
And what's the processor speed?
293
00:12:08,251 --> 00:12:11,443
It has the Intel 8286, so ten megahertz.
294
00:12:14,411 --> 00:12:15,880
Sorry, Sheldon.
295
00:12:15,883 --> 00:12:18,860
I think it's against company
policy to hire little kids.
296
00:12:18,862 --> 00:12:21,596
But people say I'm like
an old man all the time.
297
00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:25,133
Hey, I'm one of 'em, but
the answer's still no.
298
00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:26,534
ADULT SHELDON: When people wonder
299
00:12:26,536 --> 00:12:29,682
why Radio Shack eventually
went out of business,
300
00:12:29,685 --> 00:12:31,443
you can point to this moment.
301
00:12:31,446 --> 00:12:32,774
[ELECTRONIC DOOR CHIME SOUNDS]
302
00:12:32,776 --> 00:12:34,864
Meemaw?
303
00:12:35,812 --> 00:12:37,278
Meemaw?
304
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:42,083
Hey! Looking sharp.
305
00:12:42,085 --> 00:12:45,119
You're not gonna try to sell
me a set of knives, are you?
306
00:12:45,121 --> 00:12:48,056
No. It's a joke.
307
00:12:49,025 --> 00:12:50,658
'Cause of the suit.
308
00:12:50,660 --> 00:12:52,594
Okay.
309
00:12:52,596 --> 00:12:55,174
I need money for my Harvard application,
310
00:12:55,177 --> 00:12:57,989
and was wondering if there
are any jobs I could do.
311
00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:00,868
Hmm. My yard could use a little weeding.
312
00:13:00,870 --> 00:13:03,237
I'm not terribly fond of outdoor work.
313
00:13:03,239 --> 00:13:06,574
Plus, that garden gnome terrifies me.
314
00:13:06,576 --> 00:13:09,068
Ernesto has that effect on people.
315
00:13:09,071 --> 00:13:10,812
How much does the job pay?
316
00:13:10,814 --> 00:13:12,680
Well, let me think. How
about a dollar an hour?
317
00:13:12,682 --> 00:13:15,349
- How about five dollars an hour?
- How about 50 cents an hour?
318
00:13:15,352 --> 00:13:16,778
Wait a minute. What just happened?
319
00:13:16,781 --> 00:13:20,182
- I'll tell you what. I'll give you a dollar.
- Thank you.
320
00:13:21,291 --> 00:13:23,257
[LAUGHS QUIETLY]
321
00:13:23,259 --> 00:13:25,005
[TV PLAYING QUIETLY]
322
00:13:25,008 --> 00:13:26,741
Hey. Hey.
323
00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:29,663
You know how you think I
can't do anything for myself?
324
00:13:29,666 --> 00:13:32,367
I do think that, yes.
325
00:13:32,369 --> 00:13:34,502
Well, I have something
I'd like to show you.
326
00:13:34,504 --> 00:13:36,671
You did some chores?
327
00:13:36,673 --> 00:13:38,206
Come see for yourself.
328
00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:41,325
I don't know if I'm ready
for another heart attack,
329
00:13:41,328 --> 00:13:42,841
but here we go.
330
00:13:45,815 --> 00:13:47,982
Feast your eyes.
331
00:13:53,690 --> 00:13:55,323
You did all this?
332
00:13:55,325 --> 00:13:56,758
I did.
333
00:13:56,760 --> 00:14:00,128
You shoved everything in
the closet, didn't you?
334
00:14:00,130 --> 00:14:01,786
Take a look.
335
00:14:12,675 --> 00:14:14,474
I am impressed.
336
00:14:14,477 --> 00:14:15,777
You should be.
337
00:14:15,779 --> 00:14:17,845
There may be hope for you yet.
338
00:14:26,523 --> 00:14:29,023
I thought that showed ingenuity.
339
00:14:30,098 --> 00:14:32,593
- Okay, here you go.
- [WIND RUSHING]
340
00:14:32,595 --> 00:14:37,267
I got you a shovel and
a bucket and some gloves.
341
00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:40,201
Did you check the gloves for spiders?
342
00:14:40,203 --> 00:14:43,304
Is this my first day as Meemaw?
343
00:14:44,207 --> 00:14:46,140
ELMER FUDD [OVER TV]: It's not?
344
00:14:46,142 --> 00:14:48,710
No. It's duck-hunting season.
345
00:14:48,712 --> 00:14:52,447
That, sir, is an
in-mitigated fabrication!
346
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:55,598
It's wabbit season! Duck season.
347
00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:57,518
Not again.
348
00:14:57,520 --> 00:14:59,020
What's wrong, baby?
349
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:01,489
I'm trying to hear about
duck season and wabbit season,
350
00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:04,092
but they keep talking
about this stupid tornado.
351
00:15:04,094 --> 00:15:08,596
MAN [OVER TV]: The National Weather
Service has issued a tornado watch
352
00:15:08,598 --> 00:15:11,632
for the following counties: Angelina...
353
00:15:11,634 --> 00:15:13,634
[WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY]
354
00:15:15,405 --> 00:15:17,739
Hey, Shelly, how's it going over there?
355
00:15:17,741 --> 00:15:19,907
I hate everything about this.
356
00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:21,175
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
357
00:15:21,177 --> 00:15:22,777
You need to come home with me.
358
00:15:22,779 --> 00:15:24,178
No. I'm working.
359
00:15:24,180 --> 00:15:26,520
There is a tornado watch. Let's go!
360
00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:28,982
Oh, come on, Mary. We've had a watch
361
00:15:28,985 --> 00:15:31,345
every day for two months,
nothing ever happens.
362
00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:32,853
SHELDON: I think you're just worried
363
00:15:32,856 --> 00:15:35,947
I'm earning the money to send
in my college application.
364
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:38,817
I am worried it is not
safe out here. Let's go!
365
00:15:38,820 --> 00:15:40,895
I can worry about my
own safety, thank you.
366
00:15:40,897 --> 00:15:42,598
I don't care if you
think you're an adult.
367
00:15:42,601 --> 00:15:44,609
I'm your mother, and you will do as I say.
368
00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,967
[SIREN BLARING IN DISTANCE]
369
00:15:45,969 --> 00:15:47,835
Well, that ain't good.
370
00:15:47,837 --> 00:15:50,071
You believe me now?
371
00:15:50,073 --> 00:15:51,572
Mom?
372
00:16:01,304 --> 00:16:04,093
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
373
00:16:04,096 --> 00:16:05,574
[GLASS SHATTERS IN DISTANCE]
374
00:16:05,576 --> 00:16:08,074
- I'm scared!
- It's gonna be okay.
375
00:16:08,077 --> 00:16:09,078
GEORGE SR.: Georgie!
376
00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,647
- Help me get this in front of the window.
- On it.
377
00:16:14,318 --> 00:16:16,085
- Is this my bed?
- Yeah.
378
00:16:16,087 --> 00:16:17,999
Aw, it took me an hour to make it.
379
00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:19,655
[SIGHS]
380
00:16:19,657 --> 00:16:22,358
You okay, Moonpie?
381
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:23,968
I'm all right.
382
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,527
- I'm not. This is scary.
- We're gonna be fine.
383
00:16:26,530 --> 00:16:28,631
This'll blow through in a few minutes.
384
00:16:28,633 --> 00:16:31,367
[WIND HOWLING, DEBRIS
CLATTERING OUTSIDE]
385
00:16:32,737 --> 00:16:34,858
I need to pee.
386
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:36,405
Can you hold it, baby?
387
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:38,561
We'll find out.
388
00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,770
I'm not all right anymore!
389
00:16:44,362 --> 00:16:46,681
Flashlights, guys!
390
00:16:46,684 --> 00:16:48,784
What if it hits us and we all die?
391
00:16:48,786 --> 00:16:51,897
It's not gonna hit us! I might hit you.
392
00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,389
[THUNDER CRACKS]
393
00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,624
But first, I'm gonna hold you.
394
00:16:55,626 --> 00:16:58,030
[HOUSE RUMBLING, GLASS SHATTERS]
395
00:16:58,033 --> 00:17:00,968
In the name of Jesus, I
place a hedge of protection
396
00:17:00,971 --> 00:17:02,905
around this house and my family.
397
00:17:02,908 --> 00:17:06,335
I command this storm
to skip over our home
398
00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:07,638
in Jesus' name.
399
00:17:07,641 --> 00:17:08,706
I wish peace
400
00:17:08,709 --> 00:17:10,709
to every single person in this room
401
00:17:10,712 --> 00:17:13,608
and declare that not
one of us will get hurt
402
00:17:13,611 --> 00:17:16,412
in this storm, in Jesus' name!
403
00:17:16,414 --> 00:17:18,080
[WIND HOWLING]
404
00:17:18,082 --> 00:17:19,715
Pray harder!
405
00:17:19,717 --> 00:17:20,883
Okay.
406
00:17:20,885 --> 00:17:22,818
[THUNDER CRACKS]
407
00:17:22,820 --> 00:17:24,720
[STORM FADES]
408
00:17:26,557 --> 00:17:28,724
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
409
00:17:31,662 --> 00:17:35,460
ADULT SHELDON: The good news was
most of our neighborhood was spared.
410
00:17:35,463 --> 00:17:36,624
MARY: Oh.
411
00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,645
The bad news: my mother thought
412
00:17:38,648 --> 00:17:40,802
she had something to do with it.
413
00:17:40,805 --> 00:17:42,488
Looks like your house is okay.
414
00:17:42,491 --> 00:17:45,307
You were just worried I might
have to come live with you.
415
00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:47,943
Oh, I think the word you're
looking for is "terrified."
416
00:17:47,945 --> 00:17:50,613
Hmm. Better go check on it.
417
00:17:50,615 --> 00:17:51,819
I'll come with you.
418
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:53,389
Be careful.
419
00:17:56,312 --> 00:17:57,882
Mom?
420
00:17:57,885 --> 00:17:59,245
Yeah, baby?
421
00:18:07,393 --> 00:18:09,093
[DOOR OPENS]
422
00:18:10,730 --> 00:18:13,390
You would not believe
the pee I just took.
423
00:18:15,968 --> 00:18:19,202
♪ I see skies of blue ♪
424
00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:21,725
♪ For me and you ♪
425
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:25,164
♪ And I say to myself ♪
426
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:30,363
♪ What a wonderful world. ♪
427
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:35,323
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