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Garden's looking nice.
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Well, not to commit
the sin of pride, but I know.
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How did you come out of me?
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So good news,
John's coming home on Friday.
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- That's wonderful.
- It is.
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You must be thrilled.
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Oh, I am.
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- Little nervous?
- No. No. No.
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Be understandable if you were.
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The man has been in a mental institution.
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All I know is he sounded
like himself on the phone
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and the doctors say he's good to go.
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Well, that's great.
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It is. I'm excited.
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Well, good.
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Very excited.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna get another beer.
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Because you're so excited?
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You know it.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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We need to have a talk.
Georgie, get in here.
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Are we in trouble?
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- No one's in trouble.
- What's going on?
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- Have a seat.
- You're also getting talked to. Sit.
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- Ha.
- Okay.
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Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
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- Hot darn.
- That guy's back?
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I thought he was in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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And that's why I made him sit.
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We need to make sure that
Dr. Sturgis feels comfortable.
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And how we supposed to do that?
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For starters, do not bring up
his time in the hospital.
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What if he brings it up?
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You let the grown-ups handle that.
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In this scenario,
am I one of the grownups?
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- No.
- Great.
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You also will not stare
at him during dinner.
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- Can I look at him at all?
- Yes.
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How long can I look
before it's considered staring?
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When I'm trying not to stare at girls,
my rule is two Mississippi.
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I taught him that.
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Just be on your best behavior,
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and if you're not sure
if you should say something,
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do not say it.
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- What?
- Hey, it works.
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When I hit three Mississippi's
she noticed.
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- See?
- Told you.
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Meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are out front.
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They're walking up the path.
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They see me.
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I'm waving.
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They waved back.
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They're close to the door.
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Even closer.
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Almost there.
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Door...
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bell!
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Remember everything we talked about.
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Welcome.
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Look who I brought.
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Hello.
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Come in, come in.
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It's so good to see you.
I don't normally do this, but put her there.
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No mitten. I'm honored.
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- It's just so wonderful to see you all again.
- We've been looking forward to it.
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We sure have.
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One Mississippi,
two Mississippi.
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- Why are you counting?
- You know Shelly, he loves his numbers.
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Let's say grace.
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Bless us Lord for the food
we are about to receive,
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and bless the hands that prepared it.
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- Amen.
- Amen.
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Dig in.
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Oh, I am so excited to have
a home-cooked meal.
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The food in the hospital was bland-arino.
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Be sure to save room for dessert.
I made banana pudding.
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George, tell him how good
my banana pudding is.
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Good pudding. Lot of bananas.
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Well, now, pardon me if I'm wrong, but...
I would totally understand
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if any of you
felt uncomfortable about me being here
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after my time in the hospital.
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Oh, no, we're very comfortable.
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Very comfortable.
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Well, just in case, I want you all to know
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I'm perfectly happy to answer
any questions that you might have.
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You sure you wanna do that?
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Of course.
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The best way to destigmatize
something is to talk about it.
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May I?
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Um... Go ahead.
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Why wasn't I allowed to visit you?
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Some of the other patients there
were very unwell,
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and I didn't want you
to be disturbed by their behavior.
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- I got one.
- Here we go.
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Did they lock you up in a room?
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I wasn't able to leave the hospital
without being discharged,
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but I was free to walk the grounds.
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How did you know
when you were all better?
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Well, it's not like a cold,
where you have it and then you don't.
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But I've learned skills that help me
to manage my mental health.
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Well, that went over my head.
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I got another one.
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In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts
and chases people around with an ax...
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One question each.
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Dang it, should have started with that one.
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How about a little nightcap?
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Oh, I don't think so.
Gotta ride the old bike home.
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Oh? I thought you were staying the night.
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I wasn't planning on it.
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Oh. Okay.
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Now that we're talking about this...
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we've never really discussed
the status of our relationship.
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Don't you worry.
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As far as I'm concerned,
we just pick up right where we left off.
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That means a lot.
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But... I think it's for the best
if we don't.
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- What?
- I hope we can still be friends,
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but... I don't think we should be
in a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words,
but are you crazy?
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Do you...? Do you mean you really
don't wanna see me anymore?
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Don't I get a say in that?
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Um... No.
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Really? I kind of think I do.
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Connie, if I'm single and have
another episode, it only hurts me.
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If we're together, that hurts you.
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And I can't do that again.
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I have been waiting
for you this whole time.
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It's just more proof that
you're a wonderful woman
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and you deserve someone
you can count on.
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How about Ira from the furniture store?
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He's a catch.
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Now you're gonna
play matchmaker for me?
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I suppose I am.
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You realize I could call him right now?
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I think you should.
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You'd better mean it, because I'll do it.
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No time like the present.
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I'm doing it.
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I'm dialing.
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Great.
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It's ringing.
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Tell him I said, hi.
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Rosenbloom's Fine Furniture,
Ira speaking.
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Hello, Ira.
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It's Connie Tucker.
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Connie, oh, my gosh.
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How are you?
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He wants to know how I am.
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Tell him.
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I'll call you back.
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Can you believe it?
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It sounds like he has
your best interests at heart.
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Men don't break up with me.
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I do the breaking up.
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I think it's nice that you can
still experience new things at your age.
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- Keep it up and you won't get to my age.
- So are you gonna go out with Ira?
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Well, I don't know why not.
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Is that really what you want?
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Well, I'm sure as hell not gonna sit home
by myself while I try and figure it out.
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Doesn't sound like you're being nice to Ira.
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She's not nice, been saying it for years.
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Mom,
will Dr. Sturgis be coming over again?
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Oh, um...
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I don't know.
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He should. We had so much fun
talking about the mental hospital
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we barely got to talk about science.
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Well, I don't know what his plans are.
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- Is Meemaw coming for dinner tonight?
- No, she is busy.
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With Dr. Sturgis? Maybe I can join them.
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All my fun facts make me
a welcome addition to any dinner date.
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She's not gonna be with Dr. Sturgis,
sweetie.
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Then I don't understand why
I can't invite him over.
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Your meemaw and Dr. Sturgis are...
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figuring out how their relationship
is gonna work now that he's back.
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Why does their relationship
need to be any different?
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It's complicated.
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So we can't have him over?
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Sorry, it's just not a good idea right now.
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This isn't fair.
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I find the one person in Texas
who understands me
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and now I'm not allowed to see him?
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Hello.
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Come in.
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So, Connie is okay with my being here?
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Don't worry about it,
or, you know, mention it.
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Well, here's a pineapple.
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It's a symbol of hospitality
dating back to the 1700s.
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Thank you. How tropical.
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Dr. Sturgis, hello.
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Hi.
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Ooh. Did you know the pineapple
is a symbol of hospitality?
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As a matter of fact, I did.
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You're welcome.
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I gotta tell you,
this is an unexpected surprise.
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Here's to surprises.
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Because last I heard,
you and John were still going out.
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Well, now I'm not and I'm here with you,
so let's not talk about him.
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Ooh. Sounds like this breakup
is a little fresh.
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Yeah, it was pretty recent.
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- What, like a week? A month?
- Literally as I was calling you.
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Well, I'm glad that I was
the first person that came to mind.
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- Actually, you were his idea.
- Still glad.
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Really? This again?
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Just sit.
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Where's Meemaw?
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She's not here tonight.
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Why?
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As I understand it, now that Dr. Sturgis
is back from the hospital,
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he and Meemaw are figuring out how
their relationship is going to work.
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What's that mean?
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- Sounds like she dumped him.
- Actually, he's the one...
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Sheldon, didn't you wanna talk
about science stuff?
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- Yes.
- Good, do that right now.
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Well, I realize being here after ending
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my romantic relationship
with Connie is unusual,
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so as before,
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I'm perfectly happy to answer
any questions that you might have.
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I have a question.
Can I eat in front of the TV?
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Sure.
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Let's get back to The Shining.
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When them elevator doors open, oh, man.
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All right, let me get this straight.
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Your boyfriend comes home
from the mental hospital,
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he dumps you, and he suggests
that you go out with me?
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- Yeah.
- Sounds like a spite date.
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Well, gosh, when you say it like that
it doesn't sound great.
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No, I'm fine with it, I just wanna
make sure I got everything right.
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Hospital, dumped, spite. You got it.
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All right. I hear
the creamed spinach is terrific.
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How do relationships work
for old people?
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When you were young,
you didn't think old women looked hot,
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but now that you're old, do you?
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Well, that's a very interesting question.
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- Can I speak to you in the kitchen?
- I wanna hear the answer.
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I've always found your grandmother
to be very hot stuff.
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All right, let's go.
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00:12:05,017 --> 00:12:06,936
But you can see
her wrinkles, right?
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Why don't you take John
to a bar or something?
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00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,688
Why?
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Because the children don't need to hear
how attractive he finds their grandmother.
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Why don't you take him out?
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Fine. You make sure the kids
take baths and get to bed.
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Oh, and Sheldon needs
his fingernails trimmed.
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Hey, John, what do you say
you and I go grab a beer?
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00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,956
But we haven't cut open the pineapple yet.
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You boys go ahead,
we'll eat the pineapple another time.
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But we haven't had a chance
to talk about science.
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- Oh, can Sheldon come?
- Can I?
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No.
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Aww.
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So enough about me.
What's been going on in your life?
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Oh, boy. Well, after you and I broke up,
I took the opportunity to work on myself.
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Started playing tennis again.
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I bought a telescope, which is pretty cool,
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because I got to see the moon
all big and things.
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And I tried Vietnamese food
for the first time, which did not go well.
264
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Oh, very spicy.
You wouldn't believe the heartburn.
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Not enough Tums in the world.
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This is wonderful.
267
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Did you know the term "dive bar" originated
268
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because many establishments
were below street-level
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and patrons had to essentially
dive down to enter them?
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- Didn't know that.
- Well, now you do.
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Hey, George. Who's your friend?
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Hey, Nate. This is John Sturgis.
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He's a scientist.
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- Pleased to make your acquaintance, Nate.
- What can I get you?
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- Um... Do you have sarsaparilla?
- Two beers. We'll take two beers.
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I must admit, after the breakup,
I was worried,
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but now that Dr. Sturgis
and Dad are friends,
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we'll be seeing even more of him.
279
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How do we see less of him?
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That is not nice.
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Sorry, but I'm on Meemaw's side.
She got me a two-piece bathing suit.
282
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I didn't realize we were expected
to take sides.
283
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No one needs to take sides.
284
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When Heather M's parents got divorced,
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she said it was like picking sides,
but you get twice the presents.
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This isn't a divorce.
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And I'm sure Meemaw
and Dr. Sturgis will still be friends.
288
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Heather M's parents aren't friends,
but now she's got Barbie's Dreamhouse
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and the pink Corvette.
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You heard me.
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Oh, thank you.
292
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That looks amazing. I love ice cream.
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Did you know that they used to use
the anal glands of beavers
294
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to make it taste like vanilla?
295
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No. Where'd you hear that?
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I understand it's difficult
to milk the little sacs.
297
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It's just something I picked up
along the way.
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You okay?
299
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Yeah. Let's eat pie.
300
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And maybe not the ice cream.
301
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Can you believe
Connie was my first girlfriend?
302
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Really?
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And probably my last.
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Come on, don't talk like that.
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No, it's true.
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She may not realize it,
but this is all for the best.
307
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I'm damaged goods.
308
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No, you're not.
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00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:12,121
It had just been so long since
I'd had an episode, I thought I was okay.
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But, ha, clearly I'm not,
and who knows if it'll happen again?
311
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And I just can't take the risk
of putting Connie through that.
312
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Hey, she's got problems too.
313
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I've seen her take a wine cooler
out of the trash and finish it.
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I'm not joking.
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Well, thank you for listening.
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My pleasure.
317
00:15:35,936 --> 00:15:39,440
And if you wanna talk about
your relationship with Mary,
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I'm all ears.
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Intimacy issues,
communication difficulties,
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problems in the bedroom.
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- Hey, pool table's open.
- Ha.
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Wonderful.
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But if you did get a divorce,
how many American Girl dolls could I get?
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Your father and I aren't getting a divorce.
325
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But more than one, right?
326
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Are there any questions
that aren't about divorce?
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Nope. Sheldon?
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Is it difficult to see your mother go out
with men who aren't your father?
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Wow, that's a big one.
330
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Um...
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I suppose it took some getting used to,
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but she's a grown-up,
333
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and even though Pop-Pop passed away,
she deserves to be happy.
334
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:31,783
Just so you know, I'd be happy
with one American Girl doll.
335
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And we're done.
336
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:35,746
Thank you so much, Ira.
337
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I really needed this.
338
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You're welcome.
339
00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:42,294
We should do it again.
What's your Friday night look like?
340
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:44,922
Friday's no good,
we're doing inventory at the store.
341
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Oh, okay.
342
00:16:46,340 --> 00:16:48,300
Well, how about the weekend?
343
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,219
No, no, no, that's not good for me either.
344
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,223
Are you blowing me off?
345
00:16:54,306 --> 00:16:56,099
Is it that obvious?
346
00:16:56,183 --> 00:16:57,935
Well, I don't understand why.
347
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,270
I mean, I thought we had a nice time.
348
00:17:00,354 --> 00:17:02,814
We did, but you're still hung up on John,
349
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and I don't wanna have
my heart broken again,
350
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so I'm gonna respectfully pass.
351
00:17:10,322 --> 00:17:11,615
Unbelievable.
352
00:17:11,698 --> 00:17:12,950
I know.
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It turns out I do have a shred of dignity.
I'm as surprised as you are.
354
00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:20,290
I'm not having a good week.
355
00:17:21,166 --> 00:17:23,126
Have you played much pool?
356
00:17:23,210 --> 00:17:25,671
Oh, in my undergraduate days, all the time.
357
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,465
It's just physics and geometry.
358
00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:30,008
Is that so?
359
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:32,803
I calculate the angles in my head,
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sometimes in radians,
sometimes in degrees,
361
00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:39,268
depending on my level of whimsy.
362
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:41,019
I'm a radians man myself.
363
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,147
- That's a joke?
- Supposed to be.
364
00:17:45,524 --> 00:17:47,568
Oh, life is funny.
365
00:17:47,651 --> 00:17:50,862
A week ago, I was in mental institution,
366
00:17:50,946 --> 00:17:55,158
and now, I'm laughing it up in a dive bar.
367
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:58,745
Not just any dive bar,
one where everyone knows me.
368
00:17:58,829 --> 00:18:02,249
And they are lucky that they do.
369
00:18:05,460 --> 00:18:08,171
- Excuse me, everyone.
- Oh, boy.
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00:18:08,255 --> 00:18:12,926
I would like to propose a toast
to George Cooper.
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00:18:13,010 --> 00:18:14,761
I don't mind telling you
372
00:18:14,845 --> 00:18:17,973
I'm going through a bit of a rough patch,
373
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,059
and this man went out of his way
374
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:24,730
to take me here and listen to my woes.
375
00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:28,108
And George and I don't even
know each other that well.
376
00:18:28,191 --> 00:18:30,152
You heard it. Y'all heard it.
377
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:32,696
But I just broke up with a woman,
378
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a beautiful, passionate woman.
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00:18:36,408 --> 00:18:38,410
Adventurous.
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Sensual.
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00:18:40,662 --> 00:18:44,750
Apparently, you're never
too old for heartache.
382
00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:48,629
But tonight, I found solace
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00:18:48,712 --> 00:18:51,590
in the bosom of male friendship.
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To George Cooper.
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Drinks are on me.
386
00:19:01,475 --> 00:19:04,811
To George Cooper.
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00:19:24,539 --> 00:19:26,124
What happened?
388
00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:29,461
Oh, I had a few beers. He had one.
389
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:31,963
Seriously?
390
00:19:32,047 --> 00:19:34,925
We can't get a dog,
and this guy's still here?