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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
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I thought he was in the nuthouse.
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We do not call it that.
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That's what Dad calls it.
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For starters,
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do not bring up his
time in the hospital.
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In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts
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and chases people around with an ax.
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When them elevator
doors opened, oh, man.
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- Strike!
- Yeah!
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All right, Missy!
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Humiliate that boy!
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Shelly, why don't you put your book down
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and watch your sister play?
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It's getting exciting.
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It looks like everyone's
just standing there.
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There's two outs, bases are loaded,
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a-and the winning run's on second.
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But if Missy throws one
more strike, they'll win.
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And then we can go home?
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That is exciting.
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Ball three! Full count!
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Hold on. Time!
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What are you doing down
there? Pray for her.
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Right. On it.
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What the heck's going on?
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I'm gonna lose the game.
Everyone's gonna hate me.
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Listen to me.
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Just throw the ball over the plate.
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This guy's not gonna swing.
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Yes, he will. He's their best hitter.
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Oh. Now, you trust me, all right?
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He is looking to walk.
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He doesn't want to
strike out against a girl.
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You sure?
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Absolutely. Just throw
it across the plate.
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He will not swing.
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- Okay.
- Come on.
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Here. Wipe your nose.
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That a girl.
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Now, you got this.
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Come on, Missy! He can't hit!
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You can do it!
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Play ball!
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Strike three!
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That's my girl!
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Oh, my gosh.
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You said he wasn't gonna swing!
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I lied. Hey, we won!
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Let's get pizza!
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Come on!
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Oh, hey.
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Thank you. Everybody, dig in.
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Fun fact: did you know that pizza
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is only one of many
Mediterranean flatbreads?
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You talking to me?
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Shelly, this is Mr. Ballard's
first time eating with us.
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Let's make sure it's not his last.
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Interesting.
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Does a family meal mark an escalation
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in your romantic relationship?
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That's a good question. Does it?
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You know what?
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Why don't you go sit at the
kid table with your sister?
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Where do I begin? They're loud,
they're sweaty from sports...
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Get.
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Hey, Sheldon,
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if your pizza's too hot, put ice on it.
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That's what I did.
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So, George,
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how do I convince this
one to come fishing
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with me next weekend?
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I told you, nobody's gonna see this face
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after a night in a tent.
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Mm. Smart.
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You don't want that
mug scaring the fish.
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Where you going?
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- Lake Conroe.
- Ooh.
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Great spot for catfish.
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Well, then, why don't you come along?
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You can even bring
Georgie if you want to.
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That'd be fun.
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That sounds fun. Uh,
Mary, you mind if I go?
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A bed all to myself?
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- Bye.
- Ah.
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It's a plan.
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You got to remember
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to hoist your food up into the
trees so this one can't get it.
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- Very funny.
- You make fun of my face,
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I'm gonna have to make fun of
your enormous, bear-like body.
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So, how are you enjoying your
first meal with our family?
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Well, everybody's mean. I love it.
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Hello.
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George? John here.
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I'm calling to confirm a time
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for beer and socializing this weekend.
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Oh, damn.
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I forgot we had plans. Um...
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I'm actually going camping.
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Okay.
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I'm real sorry.
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Uh, the invitation kind
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You may not know this,
but, um, I love camping.
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- Really?
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I spent a year backpacking through Asia.
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I mean, I'd invite you along,
but it's not really my trip.
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I'm going with Connie's friend Dale.
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Not a problem.
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I'll just hang out with
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Great.
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I just need to make one first.
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Ballard's.
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Hey, Dale. It's George.
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About this weekend, uh,
we're gonna have to bow out.
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Why? Everything okay?
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Yeah. Yeah, I just forgot
I made plans with a friend,
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and I feel bad canceling last minute.
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Oh, hey, can we... Does he like camping?
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Bring-bring him along.
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Uh, y... That might be a little weird.
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It-it's Connie's ex.
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Boy, he didn't impress
me as a camping type.
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Uh, well, actually, he was
hinting around about going.
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Claims to be an outdoorsman.
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Really? Oh, hey, I'd like to see that.
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- Bring him along.
- You sure?
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Yeah. Hell,
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if we get caught in a freak snowstorm,
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he'll be the first one we eat.
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Be like an appetizer.
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Why can't I go fishing?
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It's a boys' weekend.
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Then why isn't Sheldon going?
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- Do you hear yourself?
- Do you?
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Well, since they get to do
something fun, why can't we?
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Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
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That place is a nightmare.
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Something that could be
fun is the Museum of...
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- No.
- Let him finish.
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We already heard "museum."
It's not gonna get better.
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The Museum of the American Railroad.
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Oh, yeah, that's worse.
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Suddenly, camping
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with Dr. Sturgis doesn't seem so bad.
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Uh, excuse me... camping with who?
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Whoa. Dale didn't mention it?
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No.
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I'm guessing John didn't mention it.
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- No.
- Hmm.
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And when were you gonna mention it?
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Oh, I was never gonna mention it.
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So John, I hear you're
going camping this weekend.
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I am.
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With the guy I'm dating.
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I know.
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It was so nice of him
to let me tag along.
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And don't you think that's
gonna be a little awkward?
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No more awkward than any
other social situation
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I find myself in.
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I'm making
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my, uh, homemade GORP:
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good old raisins and peanuts.
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I'll have to give you the recipe.
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I think I can figure it out.
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Listen, I want to warn you about Dale.
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He's kind of a... guy's guy.
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Sometimes his sense of humor
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Just don't let it hurt your feelings.
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Well, you don't have to worry about me.
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We physicists are no
strangers to smack talk.
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I once told Dr. Linkletter he
wouldn't know a randomized trial
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if it crawled up his sphincter.
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Do not be a jerk to John.
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Oh, why would I be a jerk?
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You're gonna be camping.
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You're gonna be in the woods.
You're gonna be drinking.
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You're a jerk without any of that.
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Don't worry.
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I know how to get along with people.
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Knowing how and doing it
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Okay, okay. I-I'll be nice.
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Thank you.
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To your goofy little friend.
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That's Dale. We're gonna head out.
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Here's some coffee for the road.
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- Thanks.
- Make sure your dad
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doesn't drink too many beers.
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You're funny.
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And make sure your son
doesn't drink any beers.
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Got it. I'll finish 'em all. Let's go.
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Be safe. Have fun.
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Oh, I'm free.
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This sure is a sweet setup.
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Well, now, thank you very much.
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This thing is nicer than our house.
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It's not nicer than our house.
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Well, don't be too sure now.
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I got microwave and air-conditioning.
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I got a stack of old Playboys
back there in the bathroom.
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Okay, maybe.
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Hey, there's John up here
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on the right.
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Are you sure that's not a garden gnome?
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Missy, how would you feel
if there were somewhere
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just like Chuck E. Cheese, but
instead of pizza and ball pits,
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there was locomotives and placards
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explaining their history?
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That's just the museum.
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I didn't think she'd see through that.
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So, Johnny, that's quite
the outfit you got on there.
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Thanks.
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I just got one question.
Where do the merit badges go?
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Because I look like a Boy Scout?
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Yeah, that's kind of the joke there.
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Well, I accept your jocular
insult as a token of bonding.
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Well, if you like that
one, how about this?
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Uh, I haven't seen
legs that white since...
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Hey. Why don't we talk
about something else?
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George, it's all right. You
don't need to protect me.
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I can take it, and I
can dish it right back.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, bring it on, babe.
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Hmm.
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It would help if I knew
a little more about you.
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Were you, by chance, a bed wetter?
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I know it's been a while, but
I really have to talk to you.
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I understand you might not want
to hear about my dating life,
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but if you hadn't died, I
wouldn't be in this situation.
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So this is on you.
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- How about a movie?
- How about the planetarium?
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That's like a movie,
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where you can see real stars instead of,
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I don't know, Gene Kelly?
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We're never gonna agree.
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Let's just do rock, paper, scissors.
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No. Anecdotal evidence
suggests that players familiar
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with each other will tie 75% of the time
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due to the limited number of outcomes.
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Well, what if we added
a few more choices?
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Like, rock, paper,
scissors, candy, pony.
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Now you're just being silly.
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But your idea of a winner-takes-all
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competition is a good one.
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We just need to come up with something
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that is fair to both of us.
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Ooh.
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What if we list all the spices
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in Mom's spice rack alphabetically?
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I'll go first. Adobo.
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Black pepper. Cinnamon.
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Coriander. Cumin.
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We're not playing the spice game.
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Dill.
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So now I have these two guys in my life.
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And I know that might sound
like bragging, but at my age,
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if you are single and not
hooked to an oxygen tank,
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you got to swat 'em away.
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I'm still pissed at you for dying.
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I'm not gonna just sit
at home and miss you.
262
00:11:11,848 --> 00:11:13,881
I mean, you wouldn't want that.
263
00:11:13,883 --> 00:11:17,524
You'd want me to go
out and have fun, right?
264
00:11:19,222 --> 00:11:21,845
Take your time, think about it.
265
00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,850
Damn, John.
266
00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:28,688
Three already? What
are you using for bait?
267
00:11:28,691 --> 00:11:31,197
I made it myself. It's, uh,
268
00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:35,202
cheese, garlic and a
little bit of pig brains.
269
00:11:35,204 --> 00:11:38,405
Pig brains? Where the
hell you get pig brains?
270
00:11:38,407 --> 00:11:39,640
From the butcher.
271
00:11:39,642 --> 00:11:42,209
But you get some odd
looks when you ask for it.
272
00:11:42,211 --> 00:11:45,813
You get odd looks? Oh, I
find that hard to believe.
273
00:11:45,815 --> 00:11:47,015
Like this.
274
00:11:48,484 --> 00:11:51,552
I think he's pulling your leg, John.
275
00:11:51,554 --> 00:11:54,121
Oh, I see.
276
00:11:54,123 --> 00:11:55,771
Meaning I get odd looks
277
00:11:55,774 --> 00:11:57,625
all the time.
278
00:11:57,627 --> 00:11:59,226
That's funny.
279
00:11:59,228 --> 00:12:01,967
Well, if anyone wants
280
00:12:01,970 --> 00:12:05,232
to try my bait, uh, you're welcome to.
281
00:12:05,234 --> 00:12:07,009
- Sure.
- Yeah, I'll give her a go.
282
00:12:07,012 --> 00:12:08,234
Dale?
283
00:12:08,237 --> 00:12:10,373
No, I think I know how to fish, John.
284
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:12,339
Really? 'Cause it doesn't look like it.
285
00:12:12,341 --> 00:12:14,008
Well, maybe that's
because all your talking
286
00:12:14,010 --> 00:12:15,342
is scaring the fish away.
287
00:12:15,344 --> 00:12:18,846
Evidence suggests your
theory is incorrect.
288
00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:22,267
Well, evidence suggests
I need another beer.
289
00:12:25,874 --> 00:12:28,755
Not that bad.
290
00:12:28,758 --> 00:12:31,191
Oh, that's nice.
291
00:12:31,193 --> 00:12:33,610
You decided to stay
home and play a game?
292
00:12:33,613 --> 00:12:35,062
Nope. We're inventing a new game,
293
00:12:35,064 --> 00:12:37,031
and the winner gets to
pick what we do today.
294
00:12:37,033 --> 00:12:38,096
We had to find a way to make sure
295
00:12:38,098 --> 00:12:39,999
that it's completely fair to both of us.
296
00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:41,670
So we made a list of 20 challenges
297
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,270
that combine stuff we're both good at.
298
00:12:43,272 --> 00:12:45,147
Whoever wins each challenge
gets to take a block
299
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:46,607
and put it on top of their tower.
300
00:12:46,609 --> 00:12:48,008
Whoever's tower reaches the height
301
00:12:48,010 --> 00:12:50,444
of this rocket first wins.
302
00:12:50,446 --> 00:12:53,614
Okay, I will leave you to it.
303
00:12:53,616 --> 00:12:57,375
"And finally, both parties agree
the loser will do the activity
304
00:12:57,378 --> 00:13:00,146
selected by the winner
graciously, without complaint.
305
00:13:00,149 --> 00:13:01,855
For the purpose of this agreement,
306
00:13:01,857 --> 00:13:04,654
a complaint is defined as
any disparaging comment,
307
00:13:04,657 --> 00:13:08,060
eye rolls or name calling,
including but not limited to:
308
00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:10,998
'dingus, ' 'fartbreath' and 'buttwipe.'"
309
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,626
Can we just sign it and play?
310
00:13:13,629 --> 00:13:16,373
I've signed my name.
Feel free to draw an "X."
311
00:13:16,376 --> 00:13:19,640
I know how to write my name, Sheldon.
312
00:13:19,642 --> 00:13:21,843
Damn it, I wrote "Sheldon."
313
00:13:23,079 --> 00:13:25,012
So, Dale is fun.
314
00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:26,914
Kind of a good old boy.
315
00:13:26,916 --> 00:13:29,016
Reminds me a bit of you.
316
00:13:29,018 --> 00:13:31,018
He gets on my nerves.
317
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,888
So he kind of reminds me of you.
318
00:13:34,890 --> 00:13:37,858
And John's not anything like you.
319
00:13:37,860 --> 00:13:41,329
He's not anything like anyone.
320
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:45,366
Maybe that's why I
keep thinking about him.
321
00:13:45,368 --> 00:13:46,667
Fun fact:
322
00:13:46,669 --> 00:13:51,343
in Finland, they make a
fire that's two long logs
323
00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:53,453
sitting on top of
each other with a wedge
324
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:57,244
of wood in between to
let the air flow through.
325
00:13:57,246 --> 00:14:00,640
Aw. That's your idea of fun, is it?
326
00:14:00,643 --> 00:14:02,582
Mind if I grab a beer?
327
00:14:02,585 --> 00:14:04,872
- I'm not your father.
- Hold on.
328
00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:07,109
This young man's underage.
329
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:08,822
- So?
- So the laws
330
00:14:08,824 --> 00:14:11,558
of Texas are pretty
clear on the subject.
331
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,427
Oh, what a surprise.
There's one more thing
332
00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:16,196
you know more about than everybody else.
333
00:14:16,198 --> 00:14:18,899
I don't know why you're surprised.
334
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:20,768
I don't know why you're here.
335
00:14:20,770 --> 00:14:23,604
I'm just gonna stick with Dr Pepper.
336
00:14:23,606 --> 00:14:26,640
Why don't you get some
more firewood, Georgie?
337
00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:28,057
Thank you.
338
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:31,844
I'm here because my
friend George invited me.
339
00:14:31,847 --> 00:14:33,947
Uh-huh.
340
00:14:33,949 --> 00:14:36,683
Well, your friend George invited you
341
00:14:36,685 --> 00:14:40,120
because he felt sorry for you.
342
00:14:40,122 --> 00:14:43,757
You know, Connie warned me
you might behave like this,
343
00:14:43,759 --> 00:14:46,042
and she-she was right.
344
00:14:46,045 --> 00:14:48,962
I don't know why the hell
she ever went out with you.
345
00:14:48,964 --> 00:14:52,766
Well, she did, and
we got along famously.
346
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:56,570
Until you broke up with
her after you got out of...
347
00:14:56,572 --> 00:14:58,339
Out of what?
348
00:14:59,751 --> 00:15:01,118
Say it!
349
00:15:05,147 --> 00:15:06,647
Never mind.
350
00:15:06,649 --> 00:15:09,007
Damn. Piddled on my shoe.
351
00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:11,919
What'd I miss?
352
00:15:11,921 --> 00:15:14,521
So enough about me. How about you?
353
00:15:14,523 --> 00:15:18,225
You got your wings yet, or
is that just in the movies?
354
00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:20,375
It's a Wonderful Life.
355
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,729
That's one of my favorites.
356
00:15:22,731 --> 00:15:24,765
Ah, sorry. I didn't see you.
357
00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:26,033
I'll keep it down.
358
00:15:26,035 --> 00:15:28,335
No, it's all right. I, uh...
359
00:15:28,337 --> 00:15:30,938
talk to my wife all the time.
360
00:15:30,940 --> 00:15:32,540
I'm Kenneth.
361
00:15:33,642 --> 00:15:35,509
This is Vanessa.
362
00:15:35,511 --> 00:15:37,978
Connie. This is Charlie.
363
00:15:37,980 --> 00:15:40,981
I'd introduce them,
but they're neighbors.
364
00:15:40,983 --> 00:15:42,620
They probably know each other.
365
00:15:43,826 --> 00:15:46,753
Well, if he complains
about someone snoring,
366
00:15:46,755 --> 00:15:48,455
I'm sure it's her.
367
00:15:48,457 --> 00:15:51,573
I didn't bury him with his
hearing aid, so he's fine.
368
00:15:53,162 --> 00:15:54,895
Well, you know what? I'll, um...
369
00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:59,166
I'll come back in a few minutes,
and let you finish your chat.
370
00:15:59,168 --> 00:16:00,901
Really nice meeting you, Connie.
371
00:16:00,903 --> 00:16:02,354
You, too.
372
00:16:05,207 --> 00:16:06,740
You see?
373
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:08,876
Got to swat 'em away.
374
00:16:10,746 --> 00:16:12,675
Okay. Each player alternates
375
00:16:12,678 --> 00:16:14,413
naming a state while Hula-Hooping.
376
00:16:14,416 --> 00:16:16,116
The first player who can't name a state
377
00:16:16,118 --> 00:16:18,065
or drops the Hula-Hoop loses.
378
00:16:18,068 --> 00:16:20,754
Ready, set,
379
00:16:20,756 --> 00:16:22,156
go.
380
00:16:22,158 --> 00:16:23,557
Texas.
381
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:24,691
Darn it.
382
00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:25,692
So I won?
383
00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,060
Yes.
384
00:16:27,062 --> 00:16:29,998
Good. 'Cause I was just
gonna say "Texas" again.
385
00:16:33,802 --> 00:16:35,502
Four.
386
00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:45,212
One, two, three, four.
387
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,018
I declare a thumb war.
388
00:17:02,421 --> 00:17:04,288
Hey, that was some good catfish.
389
00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:07,089
Yeah. Real good.
390
00:17:10,215 --> 00:17:11,449
Gentlemen.
391
00:17:13,275 --> 00:17:15,776
I'm no longer enjoying this outing,
392
00:17:15,778 --> 00:17:17,311
so I'm going home.
393
00:17:17,313 --> 00:17:18,788
- See ya.
- H-Hang on, Dale.
394
00:17:18,791 --> 00:17:21,014
John, y... wait, you can't just leave.
395
00:17:21,016 --> 00:17:22,549
We're in the middle of nowhere.
396
00:17:22,551 --> 00:17:23,817
Not a problem.
397
00:17:23,819 --> 00:17:28,222
I have my compass, a flashlight
and half a bag of GORP.
398
00:17:28,224 --> 00:17:30,027
No, wait, wait.
399
00:17:30,030 --> 00:17:32,259
- Please.
- Let him go, George.
400
00:17:32,261 --> 00:17:34,795
You want to tell Connie you lost
her old boyfriend in the woods?
401
00:17:34,797 --> 00:17:36,863
Well, he's a grown man
for crying out loud.
402
00:17:36,865 --> 00:17:38,165
Let him do what he wants.
403
00:17:38,167 --> 00:17:40,234
Well, that's an argument
for me having a beer.
404
00:17:40,236 --> 00:17:41,335
Shut up. Come on, Dale.
405
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:43,367
Do the right thing. Tell him to stay.
406
00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,840
Fine.
407
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,591
John?
408
00:17:49,612 --> 00:17:51,612
Oh, damn.
409
00:17:51,614 --> 00:17:53,814
John!
410
00:17:53,816 --> 00:17:57,007
Boy, for a little guy,
he's fast, ain't he?
411
00:18:05,661 --> 00:18:06,727
I win.
412
00:18:06,729 --> 00:18:08,395
You can't set it that way.
413
00:18:08,397 --> 00:18:10,168
Does it say that in the rules?
414
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:11,898
Well, no.
415
00:18:11,900 --> 00:18:13,382
And is this your signature?
416
00:18:13,385 --> 00:18:14,384
Yes, but...
417
00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:16,293
Mom, we're going to Chuck E. Cheese!
418
00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,173
We're not going anywhere.
It's almost your bedtime.
419
00:18:20,301 --> 00:18:21,535
Sorry, hon.
420
00:18:24,413 --> 00:18:27,180
Well, all that matters
is that I'm the winner.
421
00:18:27,182 --> 00:18:29,449
Yes, you are.
422
00:18:29,451 --> 00:18:31,685
Actually, I was the winner.
423
00:18:31,687 --> 00:18:34,421
We spent the whole day
doing everything I love:
424
00:18:34,423 --> 00:18:37,357
drafting contracts, arguing about rules,
425
00:18:37,359 --> 00:18:41,262
and most importantly,
never leaving the house.
426
00:18:43,546 --> 00:18:46,163
- Come on.
- I don't want to.
427
00:18:46,166 --> 00:18:47,816
Just one more time.
428
00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:49,840
Fine.
429
00:18:49,843 --> 00:18:52,537
Rock, paper, scissors, candy, pony!
430
00:18:52,539 --> 00:18:55,207
Rock trips pony. I win.
431
00:18:55,209 --> 00:18:56,379
How do you keep winning?
432
00:18:56,382 --> 00:18:58,015
You keep picking pony.
433
00:19:05,616 --> 00:19:07,108
GORP?
434
00:19:08,953 --> 00:19:13,694
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