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Previously, on
"Young Sheldon"...
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We've never really discussed
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the status
of our relationship.
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Men don't break up with me.
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I do the breaking up.
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So, uh,
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how's Connie?
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Hit him!
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Hit him again.
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Mom's good.
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I'm glad she's doing well.
Tell her I say hi.
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Or wait, greetings.
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Greetings from John.
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Hey, can I talk to you?
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You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
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I was just looking out
for her, that's all.
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Well, you and me are
gonna have problems.
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Meemaw got a
date with the coach.
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- What?
- It was a productive afternoon.
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Before that disembodied voice
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on AOL started saying,
"You've got mail,"
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we relied on my mom.
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Shelly, you've got mail!
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- Some mail brought great joy.
- Ooh!
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Greetings, Mr. Spock.
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Some mail brought pain.
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George, you got jury duty!
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Tell 'em I died!
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And one time...
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Missy, you got something.
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...mail caused a war
between neighbors
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rivaling that
of the Klingon Empire
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and the Federation, which...
Trust me... was a doozy.
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What'd you get?
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An invitation
to Billy's birthday party.
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That's nice.
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I wonder where Sheldon's is.
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Hey, Brenda. It's Mary.
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- Oh, hey.
- So,
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we got Missy's invitation
to Billy's party.
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Great.
Hope she can make it.
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But Sheldon's didn't arrive
for some reason.
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Maybe it got lost in the mail?
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It didn't get lost.
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What are you saying?
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I think you know
what I'm saying.
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So Sheldon isn't invited?
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See? You knew. Bye.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain
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♪ I bet I could be your hero
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♪ I am a mighty little man
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
♪YOUNG SHELDON♪
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*YOUNG SHELDON*
Season 03 Episode 09
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Title :"A Party Invitation, Football Grapes and an Earth Chicke"
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All right, Moon Pie.
I'll see you after class.
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Aren't you going
to walk me in?
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I think you can manage it.
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Is it because you're trying
to avoid Dr. Sturgis?
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No. Is it because
you're getting old,
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and you're trying to limit
the number of steps you take?
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- Get in there.
- Connie.
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Oh, hello, John.
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It's nice to see you.
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- It's nice to see you, too.
- I assumed
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you stopped bringing
Sheldon to class
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'cause you were worried it would
be awkward running into me
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- after our breakup.
- I asked her the same question,
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but she assured me
that wasn't the case.
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What a relief!
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So, I suppose
I'll see you after class?
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I suppose you will.
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Now, didn't she used to
walk you to your seat?
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She did,
but she was younger then.
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That makes sense.
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Sheldon and Billy
are friends.
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My son should be at his party.
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Look,
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I'm not trying
to be mean here.
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Billy has a tough enough
time with other kids
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without them seeing him pal
around with the local weirdo.
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I thought you weren't
trying to be mean.
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That was the nicest
way I could say it.
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Well, I'm not trying
to be mean here either,
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but... you are behaving
very unneighborly.
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That was mean?
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- You're darn tootin'.
- Tootin'?
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- Tootin'!
- Okay.
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So if Einstein's analysis
of time is correct,
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the future's already happened,
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but we'll discuss that
in more detail next week.
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- Or perhaps we already have.
- Exactly.
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Good one.
Let's hit the road.
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It was nice seeing you, Connie.
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Uh, we should get coffee
sometime and catch up.
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Maybe, sure, yeah.
We'll see.
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What about, uh,
tomorrow morning?
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Oh, that's not great for me.
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Well, what about Sunday?
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Mm, I can't do that either.
Maybe another time.
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Oh, I see.
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You should probably settle
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on a specific date
because when I want to go
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to RadioShack and my dad says,
"Maybe another time,"
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we never end up going.
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Thank you so much, Sheldon.
I think we got this.
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Yes. Well, uh, Sheldon, uh,
s-see you next week.
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Bye. Can you explain why you
didn't settle on a specific date
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for coffee with
Dr. Sturgis?
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- Maybe another time.
- Okay.
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And then she said
she didn't want the other kids
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to see Billy hanging out
with Sheldon.
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That boy's only other friend
is a chicken
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and she's worried about
Sheldon?
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What do we do?
Tell Missy she can't go?
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If we're only gonna
let Missy go places
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where they want
to have Sheldon,
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then she ain't gonna
get out much.
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Well, I don't think
it's right that...
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Sup.
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Excuse me. Can't you see that
your father and I are talking?
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Yeah, but you can
talk anywhere,
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and this is the only room
in the house with a TV.
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Get out of here.
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Suit yourself.
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But I'd like to point out,
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if you'd let me buy a TV
for my bedroom,
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we wouldn't be in this
situation, now would we?
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Go.
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I just hate
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that our little boy
gets left out.
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Me, too, but he should
probably get used to it.
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That's a terrible thing to say.
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Oh, come on, Mary,
the boy's not exactly a social butterfly.
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In fact, he's scared
of butterflies.
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Besides,
it's their house.
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If they don't want him,
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there's nothing
you can do about it.
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Pastor Jeff,
are you still looking for a topic
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for this week's sermon?
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You mean the one I'm
doing in 20 minutes?
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- Sorry, silly question.
- No.
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What do you got?
I was gonna do Noah's ark,
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but Sheldon's
gonna eat me alive,
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like those two lions would've
done to those two giraffes.
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Well, I've been thinking
about the importance
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of being neighborly.
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♪ Heart of my
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♪ Own heart...
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♪ Old MacDonald
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♪ Had a farm...
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♪ Still be my
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♪ Vision
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♪ O Ruler of all...
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♪ E-I-E-I-O.
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Please be seated.
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A Pharisee once asked Jesus what
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the greatest commandment was,
and do you know what he said?
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Sheldon,
it's a rhetorical question.
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Aw.
He said it was
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to love God and love
your neighbor as yourself.
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And that's what I want
to talk about today,
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being a good neighbor.
How do we love our neighbors?
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We check in on them,
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we welcome them
into our homes.
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If we're having a party,
we invite them.
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- Even if they're not the most popular.
- Are you kidding me?
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Shh.
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Some of the Romans
thought he was a little weird,
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but if you invite him
into your heart,
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you get to go to
the biggest party of all,
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the one in the sky.
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Ooh, a party
in the sky.
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- Fun.
- He means heaven.
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Or a blimp.
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He means heaven.
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I can't believe you told
on me to Pastor Jeff.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Hi, neighbor.
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- Hi.
- No matter how funny they look.
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It just don't
make no sense.
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If I'm gonna pay for it
with my own money,
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why can't I get a TV
for my bedroom?
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You have so much money,
why don't you save it for college?
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If you're not gonna
take this seriously,
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I don't even know why
I'm talking to you.
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Your mother won't let me
have a TV in my room,
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so you're not
getting one in yours.
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Why do you care
what Mom says?
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You're the man of the house,
what you say goes.
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If you're not gonna
take this seriously,
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I don't know why
I'm talking to you.
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Hello?
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Hello, George.
Uh, John Sturgis here.
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- Oh, hey, how you doing?
- Well, honestly,
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it's been a bit
of a confusing week,
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and I was hoping we could
schedule some male bonding time.
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Oh? Perhaps go to a bar
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or, uh, take a brisk walk
together.
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- I'm not really a walker.
- Well, that's true.
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Well, bar it is.
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How's, uh, 2:00?
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Uh, today's not great for me.
Uh, maybe some other time.
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Oh, I understand.
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Uh, I won't bother you again.
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Well, it's not like that,
y-you know,
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I'm just kind of busy right now.
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Of course, you made that
perfectly clear.
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Goodbye.
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- You just dump somebody?
- No.
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Dr. Sturgis wanted to hang out,
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and I'm busy.
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Yeah, busy breaking hearts.
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You win.
Hope you're happy.
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This was never
about winners and losers.
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Two kids means two gifts.
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And no Play-Doh,
he'll just eat it.
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Hey, Shelly,
I got something for you.
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What is it?
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An invitation
to Billy Sparks's
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birthday on Saturday.
Isn't that nice?
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Sheldon's gonna go?
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A child's birthday party?
No, thank you.
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Great.
You're going to Billy's party.
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But I don't want to.
And I don't want him to.
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Too bad, he's going.
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Then I don't want to go.
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Everyone's going
and everyone's gonna have fun.
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This is so unfair.
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It is. You should
run away from home.
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So they don't want Sheldon
at the party,
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and Sheldon doesn't
want to be at the party,
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but you're making him go
to the party.
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I'm sure he'll have a good
time when he gets there.
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And this isn't just because
you made a big fuss,
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and you're gonna be embarrassed
if he doesn't go?
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No.
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For a good Christian lady,
you sure do lie a lot.
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I just think it's important
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that every once in a while
Sheldon does normal kid things.
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You realize he's not
a normal kid?
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Of course I do.
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Then what are you doing?
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I'm trying to make sure
he knows how to be social
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so he doesn't become some lonely
adult no one wants to be around.
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Damn it.
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Oh.
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Hello.
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Hey, John.
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Oh, George.
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Uh, you just caught me
on my way out...
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to a party... with people.
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A people party.
254
00:10:44,493 --> 00:10:48,119
Sure. Hey, listen,
I just wanted to let you know
255
00:10:48,228 --> 00:10:50,846
that my schedule opened up, and
if you still want to hang out,
256
00:10:50,934 --> 00:10:53,260
you could come over on Saturday
and watch a game.
257
00:10:53,457 --> 00:10:57,720
I don't know
if Saturday works for me. Uh...
258
00:10:57,808 --> 00:10:59,549
Okay, well,
you just let me know.
259
00:10:59,918 --> 00:11:01,049
Wait!
260
00:11:01,145 --> 00:11:03,557
Saturday's fine.
I'll be there.
261
00:11:04,049 --> 00:11:05,260
Okay.
262
00:11:05,348 --> 00:11:06,524
Have a good night.
263
00:11:06,612 --> 00:11:07,955
Goodbye!
264
00:11:10,067 --> 00:11:12,026
Sheldon's going
to that party.
265
00:11:12,379 --> 00:11:13,947
I'm a good liar.
266
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:17,884
What'd I get him?
267
00:11:17,972 --> 00:11:19,103
Connect Four.
268
00:11:19,295 --> 00:11:21,455
- That was thoughtful of me.
- Shelly?
269
00:11:21,543 --> 00:11:23,197
Come on!
It's time to go.
270
00:11:23,401 --> 00:11:24,619
Do I have to
wait for Sheldon?
271
00:11:24,707 --> 00:11:25,916
Can't I just go now?
272
00:11:26,004 --> 00:11:28,166
No, we're going together
as a family.
273
00:11:29,742 --> 00:11:30,786
Greetings, Mother.
274
00:11:30,874 --> 00:11:33,050
I'm ready to beam down
to the party.
275
00:11:35,165 --> 00:11:36,544
You go on ahead.
276
00:11:36,632 --> 00:11:38,677
Oh, thank you, Jesus.
277
00:11:39,884 --> 00:11:41,268
What do you think
you are wearing?
278
00:11:41,356 --> 00:11:42,619
A Mr. Spock outfit.
279
00:11:42,707 --> 00:11:44,491
I know it's a
Mr. Spock outfit.
280
00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:45,635
Then why did you ask?
281
00:11:45,723 --> 00:11:46,666
You can't wear that.
282
00:11:46,754 --> 00:11:48,277
No one else is
gonna be dressed up.
283
00:11:48,365 --> 00:11:49,822
That's fine.
I plan on pretending
284
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:52,252
I'm a neutral observer
of an alien culture.
285
00:11:52,385 --> 00:11:55,128
Or you can go and play
with the other kids
286
00:11:55,216 --> 00:11:56,958
and wear pants from this planet.
287
00:11:57,046 --> 00:11:59,411
I thought you said
I was supposed to have fun.
288
00:12:00,215 --> 00:12:02,145
Go and change.
You are not wearing that.
289
00:12:02,238 --> 00:12:03,718
- Then I'm not going.
- You're going.
290
00:12:03,806 --> 00:12:05,326
- Then I'm wearing this.
- No, you're not.
291
00:12:05,413 --> 00:12:06,669
Yes, I am.
292
00:12:06,947 --> 00:12:09,669
Well, if you're gonna wear that,
you need to participate.
293
00:12:09,757 --> 00:12:10,889
Participate how?
294
00:12:10,977 --> 00:12:12,979
Party games, cake...
295
00:12:13,346 --> 00:12:15,478
and singing "Happy Birthday."
296
00:12:16,458 --> 00:12:17,997
No games, one slice of cake,
297
00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:20,565
and I will mouth the words
while the others sing.
298
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,411
One game,
299
00:12:23,757 --> 00:12:27,458
and you need to interact
with the other children.
300
00:12:27,546 --> 00:12:28,942
♪ Y'all ready?
301
00:12:29,076 --> 00:12:30,106
♪ Ready!
302
00:12:30,194 --> 00:12:31,622
♪ Do the funky chicken now
303
00:12:33,906 --> 00:12:35,781
- ♪ You flap your arms...
- Fascinating.
304
00:12:35,869 --> 00:12:38,063
It seems to be a
carbon-based life-form.
305
00:12:38,388 --> 00:12:39,981
♪ Then you know...
306
00:12:40,695 --> 00:12:41,879
I'm interacting.
307
00:12:41,967 --> 00:12:45,898
♪ Oh, oh.
308
00:12:50,585 --> 00:12:51,978
Hello!
309
00:12:52,281 --> 00:12:53,469
Sheldon's not home.Oh.
310
00:12:53,626 --> 00:12:57,295
I-I'm here to watch a sporting
event with your father.
311
00:12:57,649 --> 00:12:59,327
Really? Yes.
312
00:12:59,415 --> 00:13:03,735
He only called it "the game," so
I don't know which one it is.
313
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:06,491
Well, this is just great.
Come on in.
314
00:13:06,579 --> 00:13:07,754
Thank you.
315
00:13:08,024 --> 00:13:11,811
Hey, Dad, Dr. Sturgis is here
to watch football with you.
316
00:13:11,906 --> 00:13:15,297
Oh, football. Good, that
was the one I read up on.
317
00:13:15,489 --> 00:13:16,872
Hey, John, nice to see ya.
318
00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:20,403
You, too. Uh, brought
some snacks for the game.
319
00:13:20,684 --> 00:13:21,870
How nice.
320
00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,509
Hope you like grapes.
321
00:13:23,596 --> 00:13:26,926
Oh, there's nothing my dad loves
more than football and grapes.
322
00:13:28,183 --> 00:13:30,566
Why don't you head on
in to the den, John?
323
00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:33,645
You, get lost.
324
00:13:34,098 --> 00:13:37,192
So you two can feed
each other grapes? Got it.
325
00:13:43,789 --> 00:13:47,023
Hmm.
Gallus gallus domesticus,
326
00:13:47,281 --> 00:13:49,656
otherwise known
as "Earth chicken."
327
00:13:50,226 --> 00:13:53,495
Live long and prosper...
you filthy bird.
328
00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,021
I thought you
didn't like chickens.
329
00:13:57,195 --> 00:13:58,544
Sheldon doesn't
like chickens.
330
00:13:58,631 --> 00:14:00,633
Mr. Spock finds them
fascinating.
331
00:14:00,781 --> 00:14:03,636
- Who's Mr. Spock?
- I'm Mr. Spock.
332
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,038
I'm Billy.
333
00:14:05,446 --> 00:14:06,447
What you doing?
334
00:14:06,588 --> 00:14:08,687
Using my tricorder
to collect data.
335
00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,312
What's a tricorder?
336
00:14:10,415 --> 00:14:11,938
It's a multifunctional
handheld device
337
00:14:12,166 --> 00:14:13,864
used for scanning
and analysis.
338
00:14:14,113 --> 00:14:17,040
Cool. And what's everything
you just said?
339
00:14:18,005 --> 00:14:19,497
Fascinating.
340
00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:27,042
George, would you
prefer me to wait
341
00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,278
for a commercial break
342
00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,653
before I bring up
my emotional state?
343
00:14:32,385 --> 00:14:34,760
Oh, still want
to talk about that, huh?
344
00:14:34,848 --> 00:14:35,815
Well, I...
345
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:38,279
do think it would be
helpful for me.
346
00:14:38,684 --> 00:14:41,661
Uh, we got seven minutes
till kickoff.
347
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:44,966
Have at it.
Where to begin?
348
00:14:45,262 --> 00:14:48,246
I saw Connie for the first time
since I broke up with her,
349
00:14:48,333 --> 00:14:50,864
and it was harder
than I expected.
350
00:14:50,952 --> 00:14:52,911
Well,
breakups can be rough.
351
00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:55,411
I thought I was doing
the right thing by her,
352
00:14:55,499 --> 00:14:58,051
but now it seems
that I've lost her,
353
00:14:58,153 --> 00:15:02,059
not only as a romantic partner,
but even as a friend.
354
00:15:02,691 --> 00:15:04,846
- Women, huh?
- I've been feeling
355
00:15:04,934 --> 00:15:08,179
the loss very profoundly
and it's making me wonder
356
00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,309
if she also is feeling lonely
357
00:15:10,411 --> 00:15:13,718
and I made a bad decision
for both of us.
358
00:15:16,361 --> 00:15:18,301
I hate to be the one
to tell you this, John,
359
00:15:18,389 --> 00:15:19,872
but, uh...
360
00:15:20,846 --> 00:15:23,152
she's kind of been
seeing someone new
361
00:15:23,279 --> 00:15:24,903
and, uh...
362
00:15:25,171 --> 00:15:26,919
she seems to be
doing okay.
363
00:15:28,316 --> 00:15:29,691
I see.
364
00:15:33,207 --> 00:15:34,598
Is she happy?
365
00:15:34,769 --> 00:15:37,434
Hard to tell.
Her face is all scrunched up
366
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:39,355
and pinched
most of the time.
367
00:15:40,058 --> 00:15:43,285
Well, I hope this man she's
seeing treats her well.
368
00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:46,233
He seems okay.
369
00:15:46,321 --> 00:15:50,465
I also hope he gets lost
at sea and never returns.
370
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,535
I'm having a lot
of feelings.
371
00:15:53,623 --> 00:15:56,660
Well, when that happens to me,
I have another beer.
372
00:15:57,098 --> 00:15:59,473
I haven't finished
this one yet.
373
00:15:59,561 --> 00:16:00,823
More for me.
374
00:16:02,480 --> 00:16:05,570
Ensign Sparks, there appears
to be a white object
375
00:16:05,658 --> 00:16:08,356
- under this chicken.
- It's called an egg.
376
00:16:08,520 --> 00:16:11,410
Interesting. What is its
function on this planet?
377
00:16:11,498 --> 00:16:14,520
People eat them and throw them
at me on Halloween.
378
00:16:15,676 --> 00:16:17,590
What are you doing out here?
379
00:16:17,678 --> 00:16:18,886
Playing with Sheldon.
380
00:16:19,036 --> 00:16:20,652
You're missing your party.
381
00:16:20,753 --> 00:16:22,027
But I'm having fun.
382
00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,691
Do not be alarmed,
our mission is one of peace.
383
00:16:25,011 --> 00:16:28,085
I'm gonna go have a little chat
with your mother.
384
00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,629
Seems unlikely;
my mother's on Vulcan.
385
00:16:31,771 --> 00:16:33,590
My mom is on Valium.
386
00:16:47,879 --> 00:16:50,236
Oh, they scored
another touchdown.
387
00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,449
That's just
a replay, John.
388
00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:58,066
Hey.Connie.
389
00:16:58,154 --> 00:17:01,629
I saw your bike outside,
so I-I thought I'd just,
390
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,902
uh, say hi.
391
00:17:04,471 --> 00:17:05,996
Well, that's so nice of you.
392
00:17:06,084 --> 00:17:08,086
I don't mean to interrupt
or anything.
393
00:17:08,189 --> 00:17:12,043
I just... wanted to
check in.
394
00:17:13,163 --> 00:17:15,683
Would it be awkward
if I asked her to join us?
395
00:17:15,866 --> 00:17:17,511
Oh, couldn't be
any more awkward.
396
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:21,355
Would you like to, uh,
watch the game with us?
397
00:17:21,442 --> 00:17:22,791
It's-it's football.
398
00:17:23,144 --> 00:17:25,316
Well, sure.
399
00:17:25,496 --> 00:17:26,512
I guess a...
400
00:17:26,600 --> 00:17:28,364
little visit wouldn't hurt.
401
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:31,075
Excellent.
402
00:17:32,279 --> 00:17:35,239
Let me guess,
you brought the grapes.
403
00:17:35,327 --> 00:17:36,395
I did.
404
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:44,684
Hey, how many of those
have you had?
405
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,403
So many!
406
00:17:48,988 --> 00:17:50,325
Hope you're happy.
407
00:17:50,413 --> 00:17:53,112
Billy's missing his own party
'cause he's playing spaceman
408
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:55,426
in the chicken coop
with your son.
409
00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,879
You were right.
I shouldn't have made you invite him.
410
00:18:00,967 --> 00:18:02,185
I'm sorry.
411
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:05,973
Okay.
412
00:18:06,848 --> 00:18:08,707
Well, good.
413
00:18:10,246 --> 00:18:12,887
It's just hard
to see him be left out.
414
00:18:12,975 --> 00:18:16,200
And I worry it's not gonna
get better when he grows older.
415
00:18:18,733 --> 00:18:22,168
Can't say that
Billy is exactly Mr. Popular either.
416
00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:25,893
I'm sure this kind of stuff
bothers me
417
00:18:25,981 --> 00:18:27,766
way more than
it bothers Sheldon.
418
00:18:31,222 --> 00:18:33,181
Doesn't make it any easier,
does it?
419
00:18:33,494 --> 00:18:34,567
No.
420
00:18:35,747 --> 00:18:37,749
I'm gonna take Shelly back home
421
00:18:37,837 --> 00:18:41,129
so that Billy can get
back to his party. Eh.
422
00:18:41,315 --> 00:18:43,598
You know,
they're having fun out there.
423
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:48,401
Gallus gallus
domesticus pooped on my uniform!
424
00:18:48,489 --> 00:18:50,930
The mission
is compromised!
425
00:18:51,818 --> 00:18:53,995
Maybe take him home.
Yeah.
426
00:18:59,497 --> 00:19:02,184
I've got something here for
both of you. It's from Billy.
427
00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:04,006
I hope it's not
another invitation.
428
00:19:04,094 --> 00:19:06,061
It's probably
a thank you note.
429
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,303
So now I have to write
a you're welcome note?
430
00:19:08,444 --> 00:19:09,924
You people are killing me.
431
00:19:10,012 --> 00:19:11,231
"Dear Sheldon
and Missy,
432
00:19:11,319 --> 00:19:12,886
"thank you for coming
to my party.
433
00:19:13,159 --> 00:19:14,795
"I liked playing with
Mr. Spock
434
00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:17,295
and watching Missy throw up
Kool-Aid in the bushes."
435
00:19:17,545 --> 00:19:19,100
Still tasted like cherry.
436
00:19:19,584 --> 00:19:22,800
"My mother also threw up,
but that was because of wine.
437
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,559
- My dad says she drinks because..."
- Okay, that's nice.
438
00:19:25,647 --> 00:19:27,592
- But there's more.
- No, there's not.
439
00:19:28,349 --> 00:19:30,193
Guess we'll never know
why she drinks.
440
00:19:34,910 --> 00:19:36,607
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