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- Dad, you busy?
- What do you want?
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Would you teach me how
to throw a baseball?
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That one had some zip on it.
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You might be a natural.
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Look who I brought.
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I don't normally do
this, but put her there.
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No mitten. I'm honored.
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We've never really discussed
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the status of our relationship.
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As far as I'm concerned, we just...
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pick up right where we left off.
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- I think it's for the best if we don't.
- What?
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I don't think we should be in
a romantic relationship anymore.
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Are you crazy?
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I mean, poor choice of words, but...
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are you crazy?!
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You wanted to see me, Pastor?
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- Cop a squat.
- Uh, please, have a seat.
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I just wanted to thank you
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for all the work you've done
preparing for the carnival.
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Anything for the church.
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I'm so glad you said that.
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How would you feel if...
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...we put Sheldon in the dunk tank?
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- What? No.
- Aw.
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But imagine how much people
would pay to dunk him.
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We'd raise so much money.
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I'm in for $20, easy.
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I'm not having people
throw baseballs at my son.
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They throw them at a
target. He's in a cage.
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- No!
- Boo.
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Okay. I respect your decision.
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Is that all?
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Yes.
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Well, damn.
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I do so much for you.
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Everybody excited for the carnival?
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- Sure.
- I am.
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- Pass.
- You're still going.
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What time do I need
to be there to set up?
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Noon's fine.
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What, you're helping out?
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- Yeah.
- Why?
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I want to support Mom. And God.
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You're just doing it 'cause
Veronica's gonna be there.
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And who made Veronica?
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Mm. Mom?
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- What?
- You're coming with us, right?
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No, I'm not.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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The old lady wants to
be cranky and alone.
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You got to respect that.
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I'm not cranky.
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And I'm sick of everybody thinking
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that they know what's best for me.
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Hey, did everybody see
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there's a sale at RadioShack
on nine-volt batteries?
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It's a golden opportunity to stock up.
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Mom?
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Yeah, baby.
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Missy said that Meemaw
is upset at Dr. Sturgis.
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Don't worry, she'll get over it.
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The question is will she get over it
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by Friday at 4:00 p.m.?
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That's when we leave for my class.
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I don't know, Shelly.
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I suppose she could drop
me off outside. Where are we
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on me walking through
parking lots alone these days?
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How about this?
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Um, until she's up to it, I'll take you.
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Thanks. The parking lot
still gives me the willies.
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Hey, do you want to help
me paint these posters?
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Not at all.
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Oh, yeah, people would
line up for that dunk tank.
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Stop.
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Oh! Another one.
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He's having a field day.
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Yeah.
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Hey. We're getting ready to
head over to the carnival.
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Good for you.
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Why don't you come with us?
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Because I'm quite
content right where I am.
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Don't you think it'll be
nice to get out of the house?
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I can't believe I didn't think of that.
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What a great idea.
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- Thank you.
- So you're coming?
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No.
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Still cranky.
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I can't find an umbrella.
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What do you need an umbrella for?
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It's gonna be hot and sunny.
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I think you've answered
your own question.
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Does he really have to
walk around with that?
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He's fine.
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- Leave him be.
- You're just begging to get beat up.
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I'm more concerned about the
biggest bully of all: the Sun.
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I bet you're disappointed
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that cute little blonde girl got sick
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and you're working with me.
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I guess.
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You're gonna learn life's like that.
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A parade of disappointments.
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Is that so?
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Yep. Sooner you give up, the better.
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When did you give up?
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June 14, 1945.
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The man I loved came home
from the war with syphilis.
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Now ask me how I found out.
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No, thank you.
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You must be Cain,
because you're not Abel...
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to hit the target.
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Oh, hello, Coopers.
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Pastor Jeff.
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Expecting rain, Sheldon?
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No. In this context, it's a parasol
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from the French "para"
meaning "defense from"
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and "sol" meaning "sun."
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Please, Mary.
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No.
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Will you dunk him?
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Oh, you got it.
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You might want to pray to
the Lord for better aim.
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I'll get you started.
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Uh, Lord, help George Cooper hit
something other than the buffet.
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Sorry. Trash talk's part of the job.
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Can I throw one?
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Sure.
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Okay, now, remember what I taught you.
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Look where you're throwing
and follow through.
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Uh-oh!
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Dad's bringing in
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the big guns. Let's see what you've got,
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little l...
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Yes!
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Yes!
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I am baptized once again.
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So...
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I shacked up with him anyway.
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Uh-huh.
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I mean, what choice did I have?
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I was pregnant with I
don't know whose baby.
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Uh-huh.
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Sleeping on my cousin Arlene's couch.
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Which was in her front yard.
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Uh-huh.
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Why, Lord?
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Six in a row!
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I taught her how to do that.
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I bet you did.
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This is a lot of fun,
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but why don't we let
somebody else take a shot?
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Missy! Missy!
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Missy! Missy! Missy!
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Missy! Missy!
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Seven!
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Hit him!
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Hit him again.
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Hello?
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What?
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Have you been on the couch all day?
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No. For your information, I got up,
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put my slippers on, crossed the street,
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- broke into your house and stole your beer.
- Mom.
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But listen, if you've just
come over here to badger me,
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please don't.
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Fine.
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I brought you fried
chicken from the carnival.
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I don't need your pity chicken.
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Look, I know you're having a tough time.
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I'm fine.
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Okay.
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Does that mean you'll still take
Sheldon to Dr. Sturgis's class?
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No.
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But I'm fine.
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So you won't mind if I take him?
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Do whatever you want.
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See, when you say it like that,
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it sounds like you might mind.
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How about this?
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Darling daughter, please,
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do whatever it is that makes you happy.
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If you're gonna act like
this, then I'm gonna leave.
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Oh, no. And after I didn't
open the door for you?
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Hey, wait.
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- Get me a beer.
- No.
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Well, at least get me some chicken!
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Dad, can I talk to you?
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Uh, can it wait a minute?
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It's pretty important.
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So's this.
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What?
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I've been thinking
about how much I enjoyed
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throwing that ball today.
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You did great, honey.
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I know. That's why I
want to play on a team.
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You get that dunk tank isn't a sport?
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I mean baseball.
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Okay, sure.
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They don't have any
baseball teams for girls.
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Wait a few years, you can play softball.
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I don't want to wait.
I want to play baseball.
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But you'd be the only girl.
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I don't care.
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Okay, well...
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I-I guess I can look into it.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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Sure you don't want to
play soccer or something?
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Nope!
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- Cheerleading?
- Baseball!
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Yeah.
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Right, y-yes.
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Is it too late to sign
someone up for youth league?
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Okay.
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Well, we'll see you then. Thanks.
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Missy want to play ball?
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How do you know I wasn't
calling for Sheldon?
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Fine, it was Missy.
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There's my favorite fire exit.
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- Very well marked.
- Nice.
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Ooh. See that little step stool?
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They didn't have that before I got here.
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- Very impressive.
- I know.
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And this is where I take my
quantum field theory class.
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Those are my college
classmates. I would tell you
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their names, but most of them
won't make it to Christmas.
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Got your beer.
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They give you any problem?
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Nah.
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Change.
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You keep it.
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Hey.
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I may be too drunk to drive,
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but I still can count to six.
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Well, hello, Sheldon. Hello, Mary.
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I don't think I've ever
seen you here before.
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It's my first time.
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- Huh.
- I took her on a tour.
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It was extremely thorough.
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So, uh...
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- how's Connie?
- Actually...
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Sheldon, why don't you
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- go save me a seat?
- Smart.
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The front row is a hot ticket.
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Anyway, uh, Mom's good.
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Because she's usually the
one who brings Sheldon.
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Well, she's been...
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pretty busy lately.
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Relationships are a waste of time.
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Flying solo is the only way to go.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you think Tarzan was happy with Jane?
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No way.
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He was happy swinging through the trees.
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Uh-huh.
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The Statue of Liberty...
she's got her book
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and her torch, and she's good.
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Uh-huh.
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I'm glad she's doing
well. Tell her I say hi.
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- I will do that.
- Actually, no.
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Uh, tell her I said hello.
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"Hi" is a bit, uh, casual. Or wait.
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Greetings.
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Just say, uh, "Greetings from John."
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You don't sound sure about that.
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No, I don't.
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00:11:11,698 --> 00:11:13,464
The best thing is for you
270
00:11:13,467 --> 00:11:16,332
to just forget about this Veronica girl.
271
00:11:16,334 --> 00:11:17,333
Uh-huh.
272
00:11:17,335 --> 00:11:19,035
You should be playing the field,
273
00:11:19,037 --> 00:11:22,572
just like a bumblebee
going from flower to flower.
274
00:11:22,574 --> 00:11:23,873
Uh-huh.
275
00:11:23,875 --> 00:11:28,878
And don't get confused about
all this love nonsense.
276
00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:32,175
Your freedom is the
only thing that matters.
277
00:11:32,178 --> 00:11:33,984
Uh-huh.
278
00:11:39,968 --> 00:11:42,702
Be a sweet boy and get Meemaw a towel.
279
00:11:42,705 --> 00:11:44,306
Uh-huh.
280
00:11:49,344 --> 00:11:50,859
I need coffee.
281
00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:52,280
You need a shower.
282
00:11:55,918 --> 00:11:57,517
Missy, five minutes!
283
00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,686
Oh. Can you please?
284
00:11:59,688 --> 00:12:02,956
Oh. Sorry. Been there.
285
00:12:02,958 --> 00:12:06,426
She's hungover! Wants
us to keep it down!
286
00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,002
Are you going for your baseball tryout?
287
00:12:16,004 --> 00:12:18,605
- Yup.
- Will it include a written test?
288
00:12:18,607 --> 00:12:19,873
No.
289
00:12:19,875 --> 00:12:21,808
Well, just in case, here
are some baseball facts
290
00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:23,043
that may come in handy.
291
00:12:23,045 --> 00:12:24,911
It was invented in the 1830s.
292
00:12:24,913 --> 00:12:27,637
The first officially
recorded game was in 1846,
293
00:12:27,640 --> 00:12:29,783
and that game took place
in Hoboken, New Jersey.
294
00:12:29,785 --> 00:12:31,130
I won't need to know that.
295
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,942
Well, now you do, and
you'll never forget it.
296
00:12:32,945 --> 00:12:34,354
Already gone.
297
00:12:37,125 --> 00:12:39,192
I'm starting to worry about you.
298
00:12:39,194 --> 00:12:42,137
I just had a little too
much to drink. So what?
299
00:12:42,140 --> 00:12:45,304
If you're upset about
Dr. Sturgis, that's okay.
300
00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:47,411
I'm not upset. I don't care.
301
00:12:47,414 --> 00:12:49,569
So you don't care that
I saw him last night?
302
00:12:49,571 --> 00:12:51,739
No. I hope he's great.
303
00:12:52,574 --> 00:12:53,908
Okay.
304
00:12:55,268 --> 00:12:56,834
Is he great?
305
00:12:56,837 --> 00:12:58,203
He seemed okay.
306
00:12:58,206 --> 00:12:59,840
Tell it to somebody who cares.
307
00:13:09,925 --> 00:13:12,058
Excuse me, you Coach Ballard?
308
00:13:12,060 --> 00:13:13,292
That'd be me.
309
00:13:13,295 --> 00:13:14,360
George Cooper.
310
00:13:14,362 --> 00:13:16,462
My daughter's here to try out.
311
00:13:16,464 --> 00:13:17,664
Daughter?
312
00:13:17,666 --> 00:13:20,233
Well, you didn't mention
that on the phone.
313
00:13:20,235 --> 00:13:21,935
Oh, did I leave that out?
314
00:13:21,937 --> 00:13:23,471
Well, here she is.
315
00:13:23,474 --> 00:13:24,637
Hi.
316
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,172
Uh-huh.
317
00:13:26,174 --> 00:13:27,740
You want to see what she can do?
318
00:13:27,742 --> 00:13:30,112
I want to see her go home.
319
00:13:30,115 --> 00:13:31,348
Sorry?
320
00:13:31,351 --> 00:13:33,946
Come on, I'm not gonna
put a girl on the team.
321
00:13:33,949 --> 00:13:35,148
Why not?
322
00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,984
Why not? She's a girl.
323
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:40,053
She's got pigtails.
324
00:13:40,055 --> 00:13:41,721
Missy, give us a minute.
325
00:13:41,723 --> 00:13:43,156
No, I want to hear.
326
00:13:43,158 --> 00:13:45,172
Look, sweetheart,
327
00:13:45,175 --> 00:13:47,493
I just think it's great
you want to be on the team,
328
00:13:47,495 --> 00:13:49,925
but these boys are gonna eat you alive.
329
00:13:49,928 --> 00:13:51,230
I'm not afraid of them.
330
00:13:51,232 --> 00:13:52,999
Well, maybe you should be.
331
00:13:53,001 --> 00:13:55,468
At least let her throw a
few. She got a hell of an arm.
332
00:13:55,470 --> 00:13:58,204
- George, you're a football coach, right?
- Mm-hmm.
333
00:13:58,206 --> 00:14:00,073
You gonna put a girl on your team?
334
00:14:00,075 --> 00:14:01,808
It's different. It's a contact sport.
335
00:14:01,810 --> 00:14:04,054
So is this. She gets up to bat,
336
00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:06,512
and someone deliberately
throws a ball at her,
337
00:14:06,514 --> 00:14:08,815
it's gonna make contact.
338
00:14:08,817 --> 00:14:12,179
You're not even gonna give her a chance?
339
00:14:12,182 --> 00:14:13,715
No.
340
00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:16,143
Come on, let's get out of here.
341
00:14:20,128 --> 00:14:21,417
I'm sorry, honey.
342
00:14:21,420 --> 00:14:23,355
It's not your fault.
343
00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:26,450
Bye-bye.
344
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,201
Can I help you?
345
00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:32,378
Yeah. I'm Georgie.
346
00:14:32,381 --> 00:14:33,914
I'm a friend of Veronica's.
347
00:14:33,917 --> 00:14:35,217
I brought this for her.
348
00:14:35,220 --> 00:14:36,908
Oh, isn't that nice!
349
00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,711
My granddaughter's at the doctor,
350
00:14:38,713 --> 00:14:40,479
but you're welcome to wait.
351
00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:41,481
Oh.
352
00:14:41,483 --> 00:14:43,902
Okay. Thanks.
353
00:14:43,905 --> 00:14:45,571
Oh, and this is me
354
00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,706
and my cousin Glen.
355
00:14:47,709 --> 00:14:49,209
No, no, wait.
356
00:14:49,212 --> 00:14:52,012
Is that Russell or Glen?
357
00:14:52,015 --> 00:14:54,354
No, I'm pretty sure that's Glen.
358
00:14:54,357 --> 00:14:55,890
Uh-huh.
359
00:14:55,893 --> 00:14:57,829
Oh!
360
00:14:57,832 --> 00:15:00,366
By the way, don't send
Georgie to the store anymore
361
00:15:00,368 --> 00:15:01,734
to get you beer.
362
00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:03,169
He snitched on me?
363
00:15:03,171 --> 00:15:05,338
Well, he tried to steal one.
364
00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:10,009
What happened?
365
00:15:10,011 --> 00:15:11,526
She didn't make the team?
366
00:15:11,529 --> 00:15:14,263
- She didn't even get to try out.
- Why not?
367
00:15:14,266 --> 00:15:16,135
Coach doesn't want a girl on his team.
368
00:15:16,138 --> 00:15:17,838
And you were okay with that?
369
00:15:17,841 --> 00:15:19,190
No. I tried.
370
00:15:19,193 --> 00:15:21,386
There was no changing his mind.
371
00:15:21,389 --> 00:15:23,120
Where are you going?
372
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:25,495
To be mad at somebody new.
373
00:15:31,766 --> 00:15:33,135
Are you all right?
374
00:15:33,138 --> 00:15:34,409
Leave me alone.
375
00:15:34,412 --> 00:15:35,511
Was there a written test,
376
00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,380
and you couldn't
remember what I told you?
377
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:38,449
No.
378
00:15:38,452 --> 00:15:40,739
You want to be on that baseball team?
379
00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,642
- Yes, but the coach said...
- I don't care
380
00:15:42,644 --> 00:15:44,811
what he said... get
your glove, let's go.
381
00:15:44,813 --> 00:15:46,513
Okay.
382
00:15:49,154 --> 00:15:50,286
Missy.
383
00:15:50,289 --> 00:15:51,479
What?
384
00:15:51,482 --> 00:15:53,283
Do good baseball.
385
00:15:58,059 --> 00:15:59,425
- That's him.
- Hey.
386
00:15:59,427 --> 00:16:02,222
- Hello. Can I talk to you?
- Yeah.
387
00:16:02,225 --> 00:16:05,459
You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
388
00:16:05,462 --> 00:16:08,797
Oh, well, I was just looking
out for her, that's all.
389
00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,969
- Is that so?
- Yes, ma'am, it is.
390
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,698
Well, we don't need you
deciding what's best for her.
391
00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:15,784
Uh-huh. What do you need?
392
00:16:15,787 --> 00:16:19,323
I need you to give her the
same chance you would a boy!
393
00:16:20,436 --> 00:16:21,535
Or what?
394
00:16:21,538 --> 00:16:23,506
Or you and me gonna have problems.
395
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:28,339
Well, we wouldn't want that, would we?
396
00:16:28,342 --> 00:16:30,366
No, we wouldn't.
397
00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,261
Okay, let's see what you got, kid.
398
00:16:35,263 --> 00:16:36,730
Here you go.
399
00:16:45,507 --> 00:16:46,901
Fire it in there, baby.
400
00:16:46,904 --> 00:16:48,229
I'm scared.
401
00:16:48,232 --> 00:16:50,375
Meemaw has just made a scene.
402
00:16:50,378 --> 00:16:52,542
Now is not the time to be scared!
403
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:53,987
Are we gonna do this today?
404
00:16:53,990 --> 00:16:55,723
Keep your pants on!
405
00:16:55,726 --> 00:16:57,794
Throw the damn ball.
406
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:09,196
I'm just a girl, but I
think that's called a strike.
407
00:17:10,131 --> 00:17:11,765
Not bad.
408
00:17:13,501 --> 00:17:14,815
We're back.
409
00:17:14,818 --> 00:17:16,043
How'd it go?
410
00:17:16,046 --> 00:17:17,445
She made the team!
411
00:17:17,448 --> 00:17:19,804
Congratulations!
412
00:17:19,807 --> 00:17:22,128
And Meemaw got a date with the coach.
413
00:17:22,131 --> 00:17:23,231
What?
414
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:26,292
It was a productive afternoon.
415
00:17:30,516 --> 00:17:33,865
Back then, gas was
only 20 cents a gallon.
416
00:17:33,868 --> 00:17:35,068
Mm-hmm.
417
00:17:35,070 --> 00:17:37,570
Not that we had anyplace worthwhile
418
00:17:37,572 --> 00:17:39,305
to drive to.
419
00:17:39,307 --> 00:17:41,941
Did you say Veronica would be back soon?
420
00:17:41,943 --> 00:17:44,677
I'm sure it'll be just any minute.
421
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:49,016
Let me show you my
collection of antique bells.
422
00:17:56,983 --> 00:17:58,218
Please stop.