1 00:00:04,158 --> 00:00:05,402 What are you doing? 2 00:00:05,471 --> 00:00:07,190 I heard you could punch a hole in these 3 00:00:07,268 --> 00:00:08,815 and make them double-sided. 4 00:00:09,002 --> 00:00:10,418 Then it would have more storage? 5 00:00:10,487 --> 00:00:13,650 Yes, but I didn't pay for a double-sided floppy disk. 6 00:00:13,729 --> 00:00:14,846 So? 7 00:00:14,915 --> 00:00:16,684 So it's an ethical dilemma. 8 00:00:17,284 --> 00:00:19,572 We have to take a shower in the locker room next period, 9 00:00:19,641 --> 00:00:21,182 and that's what you're worried about? 10 00:00:21,353 --> 00:00:24,354 Actually, I have a bathing suit under my pants. 11 00:00:27,768 --> 00:00:28,807 Whoa. 12 00:00:28,936 --> 00:00:31,775 That girl just took a book on geostatistics. 13 00:00:31,902 --> 00:00:33,104 Yeah, so? 14 00:00:33,173 --> 00:00:35,869 That's not required reading for any science course. 15 00:00:35,964 --> 00:00:38,111 Maybe she wants to squash a spider with it. 16 00:00:38,331 --> 00:00:40,596 No, look, she's reading it. 17 00:00:41,059 --> 00:00:43,205 Who is this mystery woman? 18 00:00:43,385 --> 00:00:45,307 Should we invite her to have lunch with us? 19 00:00:45,405 --> 00:00:47,643 I don't know. So far, it's just been you and me, 20 00:00:47,712 --> 00:00:48,847 and we know that works. 21 00:00:48,916 --> 00:00:51,118 Do we really want to mess with success? 22 00:00:51,366 --> 00:00:53,455 We could think of it as an experiment. 23 00:00:53,938 --> 00:00:57,002 Oh, you do know how to push my buttons. 24 00:00:57,264 --> 00:00:58,596 All right, go ask her. 25 00:00:58,665 --> 00:00:59,766 Why me? 26 00:00:59,930 --> 00:01:03,099 Your lack of testosterone makes you adorable to women. 27 00:01:03,900 --> 00:01:06,010 I can't argue with that. 28 00:01:10,322 --> 00:01:11,587 Hello. 29 00:01:11,673 --> 00:01:12,874 Hello. 30 00:01:13,007 --> 00:01:14,408 My name is Sheldon. 31 00:01:14,751 --> 00:01:16,205 Yeah, you're Sheldon Cooper. 32 00:01:16,305 --> 00:01:17,545 You know who I am? 33 00:01:17,724 --> 00:01:19,831 Well, there's only one nine-year-old in high school, 34 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:21,385 and you still have your baby teeth. 35 00:01:21,814 --> 00:01:24,533 She knows who I am. It's going well. 36 00:01:26,536 --> 00:01:27,604 What do you want? 37 00:01:27,684 --> 00:01:30,877 Would you like to have lunch with me and my friend? 38 00:01:31,416 --> 00:01:32,649 Why? 39 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:33,786 Why else? 40 00:01:33,855 --> 00:01:35,594 So we can have a spirited conversation 41 00:01:35,663 --> 00:01:37,221 about geostatistics. 42 00:01:37,333 --> 00:01:39,643 You really are as smart as everybody says. 43 00:01:39,856 --> 00:01:43,627 My teeth are small, but my prefrontal cortex is enormous. 44 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:48,283 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 45 00:01:48,460 --> 00:01:50,924 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 46 00:01:50,993 --> 00:01:53,729 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 47 00:01:53,798 --> 00:01:56,581 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 48 00:01:56,650 --> 00:01:59,869 ♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* Season 01 Episode 15 49 00:01:59,937 --> 00:02:02,337 Episode Title: "Dolomite, Apple Slices, and a Mystery Woman" 50 00:02:06,924 --> 00:02:08,905 The addition of Libby brought 51 00:02:08,974 --> 00:02:11,896 a level of sophistication to our lunchtime discussion. 52 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,632 Her mom also packed extra string cheese, 53 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,857 which is a well-known social lubricant. 54 00:02:17,069 --> 00:02:18,438 You're gonna be a geologist. 55 00:02:18,507 --> 00:02:19,733 That's fascinating. 56 00:02:19,802 --> 00:02:20,873 Why'd you choose that? 57 00:02:20,940 --> 00:02:22,775 When I was a little girl, my grandparents took me 58 00:02:22,842 --> 00:02:24,893 to Carlsbad Caverns, and I was hooked. 59 00:02:25,057 --> 00:02:27,392 Exploring caves, that is super cool. 60 00:02:27,643 --> 00:02:31,351 Disagree. Dark, enclosed spaces are terrifying. 61 00:02:31,877 --> 00:02:34,057 I get scared putting on a sweatshirt. 62 00:02:34,128 --> 00:02:35,588 Hmm. I've seen it. 63 00:02:35,657 --> 00:02:37,225 Pretty entertaining. 64 00:02:37,449 --> 00:02:39,563 Do you know what you're going to major in in college? 65 00:02:39,632 --> 00:02:42,862 I'm leaning towards quantum chromodynamics, but who knows? 66 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:45,807 A few years ago, I would've said choo-choo trains. 67 00:02:46,165 --> 00:02:47,252 What about you? 68 00:02:47,321 --> 00:02:48,846 Oh, geology for sure. 69 00:02:49,001 --> 00:02:50,049 Hmm. 70 00:02:50,118 --> 00:02:52,198 Really? When did you decide that? 71 00:02:52,267 --> 00:02:54,682 A long time ago. Eat your apple slices. 72 00:02:58,518 --> 00:03:00,456 So we eat in the library every day. 73 00:03:00,573 --> 00:03:01,870 You're welcome to join us. 74 00:03:01,939 --> 00:03:03,495 It's much better than the cafeteria. 75 00:03:03,564 --> 00:03:06,901 It's quiet, and a lot less food gets thrown at us. 76 00:03:07,343 --> 00:03:10,206 Yeah. Maybe I'll see y'all tomorrow. 77 00:03:10,502 --> 00:03:11,784 Right. 78 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,674 Maybe y'all will. 79 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,901 Bye, Libby. 80 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,440 "Y'all"? 81 00:03:18,564 --> 00:03:19,752 I'm assimilating. 82 00:03:19,821 --> 00:03:21,198 Shut up. 83 00:03:28,659 --> 00:03:30,417 So how was school today? 84 00:03:30,486 --> 00:03:31,823 Sheldon's got a girlfriend. 85 00:03:31,895 --> 00:03:33,663 - What? - That's not true. 86 00:03:33,732 --> 00:03:36,213 Oh, yes, it is. I seen him talking to her at school. 87 00:03:36,317 --> 00:03:38,799 Sheldon Lee Cooper, you dog. 88 00:03:38,868 --> 00:03:40,026 Is she cute? 89 00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:41,496 Compared to what? 90 00:03:42,241 --> 00:03:43,976 What grade is she in? 91 00:03:44,045 --> 00:03:45,151 Eleventh. 92 00:03:45,220 --> 00:03:46,471 An older woman. 93 00:03:46,800 --> 00:03:48,002 Nice. 94 00:03:48,088 --> 00:03:49,807 Most everybody's older than me. 95 00:03:49,876 --> 00:03:51,188 Why is that nice? 96 00:03:51,789 --> 00:03:53,106 So what do you think, George? 97 00:03:53,175 --> 00:03:55,424 Is it time to have "the talk" with him? 98 00:03:55,615 --> 00:03:56,783 What talk? 99 00:03:56,874 --> 00:03:58,932 No talk. Nobody's talking. 100 00:03:59,138 --> 00:04:01,874 If "the talk" is in regards to human reproduction, 101 00:04:01,995 --> 00:04:04,167 I already understand how that works. 102 00:04:04,236 --> 00:04:05,424 How do you know that? 103 00:04:05,493 --> 00:04:06,768 I told him. 104 00:04:08,142 --> 00:04:09,315 Oh, Lord. 105 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:15,621 And so, our little social circle 106 00:04:15,690 --> 00:04:17,651 grew from two to three. 107 00:04:17,780 --> 00:04:20,526 An early example of how people are just drawn to me. 108 00:04:20,760 --> 00:04:22,806 Are you saying that without geology, 109 00:04:22,875 --> 00:04:25,166 there'd be no theory of evolution? 110 00:04:25,281 --> 00:04:27,189 Charles Lyell taught Charles Darwin 111 00:04:27,266 --> 00:04:29,392 the Earth was much, much older than anyone thought, 112 00:04:29,461 --> 00:04:31,377 which gave Darwin the courage to figure out 113 00:04:31,446 --> 00:04:33,845 all species evolved over billions of years. 114 00:04:33,993 --> 00:04:35,661 That's good. I can use that 115 00:04:35,730 --> 00:04:38,283 to humiliate my pastor at Sunday school. 116 00:04:39,109 --> 00:04:40,642 I don't know what's more beautiful, 117 00:04:40,711 --> 00:04:42,345 your mind or your eyes. 118 00:04:42,767 --> 00:04:44,088 Tam, please. 119 00:04:44,178 --> 00:04:45,588 We're eating. 120 00:04:55,775 --> 00:04:57,954 You know spying on kids is creepy. 121 00:04:58,348 --> 00:05:01,431 I wasn't spying on kids, I was s-spying on your brother. 122 00:05:01,569 --> 00:05:03,337 Why won't you just go inside? 123 00:05:03,406 --> 00:05:05,446 Well, then, it wouldn't be spying, now would it? 124 00:05:06,821 --> 00:05:08,298 Oh. 125 00:05:08,865 --> 00:05:10,165 Oh, what? 126 00:05:10,250 --> 00:05:12,052 You didn't mention she was black. 127 00:05:12,121 --> 00:05:13,722 Was I supposed to? 128 00:05:13,798 --> 00:05:15,599 No, 'course not. 129 00:05:16,148 --> 00:05:17,579 Then why bring it up? 130 00:05:17,870 --> 00:05:19,939 It just wasn't what I was expecting. 131 00:05:20,293 --> 00:05:21,509 What were you expecting? 132 00:05:21,598 --> 00:05:22,798 It's a big school. 133 00:05:22,881 --> 00:05:24,616 Why are you right here? 134 00:05:24,808 --> 00:05:27,212 They've got some books in there about Martin Luther King. 135 00:05:27,281 --> 00:05:29,079 Maybe you should go read one. 136 00:05:33,763 --> 00:05:35,612 Morning. 137 00:05:36,431 --> 00:05:38,487 So why did it take people so long 138 00:05:38,556 --> 00:05:40,191 to believe in continental drift, 139 00:05:40,259 --> 00:05:42,728 when it's obvious that Africa and South America 140 00:05:42,797 --> 00:05:45,487 - fit together like a puzzle? - No, they don't. 141 00:05:46,022 --> 00:05:47,902 People didn't understand continental drift 142 00:05:47,971 --> 00:05:50,330 because they didn't understand seafloor spreading. 143 00:05:51,554 --> 00:05:52,554 What? 144 00:05:52,658 --> 00:05:53,742 I'm both threatened 145 00:05:53,811 --> 00:05:55,940 and delighted by your brain. 146 00:05:56,209 --> 00:05:57,963 I'm just delighted by it. 147 00:05:59,299 --> 00:06:00,830 They do fit. 148 00:06:01,213 --> 00:06:02,666 That's nuts. 149 00:06:11,260 --> 00:06:13,949 "Geologists lead a sedimentary lifestyle." 150 00:06:14,018 --> 00:06:15,893 Libby, that is a good one. 151 00:06:17,642 --> 00:06:20,221 Can you believe what's going on with him? 152 00:06:20,290 --> 00:06:21,377 I know. 153 00:06:21,446 --> 00:06:23,438 He's been on the phone with that girl for almost an hour. 154 00:06:23,507 --> 00:06:25,002 Sheldon's got a girlfriend. 155 00:06:25,071 --> 00:06:26,114 What are the odds? 156 00:06:26,183 --> 00:06:27,761 She's not a girlfriend, 157 00:06:27,830 --> 00:06:30,885 it's more of a mental rapport. 158 00:06:30,963 --> 00:06:32,636 That's where it starts. 159 00:06:32,703 --> 00:06:35,049 I did win you over with my superior intellect. 160 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:37,221 It was your motorcycle and you know it. 161 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:39,477 Good thing it wasn't your masculine physique, 162 00:06:39,544 --> 00:06:41,279 because that is long gone. 163 00:06:42,513 --> 00:06:44,815 Why do you think I kept the motorcycle? 164 00:06:45,674 --> 00:06:47,815 How come he gets to tie up the phone and I can't? 165 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:50,244 Because what is happening in there is called a miracle, 166 00:06:50,313 --> 00:06:53,174 and God-fearing people do not get in the way of those. 167 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:54,392 Hey, Georgie, 168 00:06:54,459 --> 00:06:55,714 if you ever find a girlfriend, 169 00:06:55,783 --> 00:06:57,596 maybe you can go on a double date with your brother. 170 00:06:57,664 --> 00:06:59,283 She's not his girlfriend. 171 00:06:59,352 --> 00:07:00,932 And I can find one... 172 00:07:01,332 --> 00:07:02,589 I'm just not looking. 173 00:07:02,658 --> 00:07:04,502 Yes, that was a geology joke. 174 00:07:04,650 --> 00:07:06,925 We gotta get that Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue 175 00:07:06,994 --> 00:07:09,574 away from him before he's ruined forever. 176 00:07:10,119 --> 00:07:12,470 Oh, Libby, Libby, Libby. 177 00:07:12,603 --> 00:07:14,128 What is happening? 178 00:07:14,197 --> 00:07:15,613 What was happening was, 179 00:07:15,680 --> 00:07:17,401 like many men before me, 180 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:21,573 I was being seduced by the exotic world of geology. 181 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,064 ♪ I want to rock ♪ 182 00:07:23,133 --> 00:07:24,595 ♪ Rock ♪ 183 00:07:26,066 --> 00:07:27,572 ♪ I want to rock ♪ 184 00:07:27,641 --> 00:07:29,375 ♪ Rock ♪ 185 00:07:29,822 --> 00:07:31,861 ♪ I want to rock 186 00:07:31,938 --> 00:07:33,884 ♪ Rock ♪ 187 00:07:35,773 --> 00:07:36,992 ♪ Turn it down... ♪ 188 00:07:37,061 --> 00:07:39,767 We searched for tektites in a nearby ravine. 189 00:07:39,836 --> 00:07:41,964 Tektites are natural glass 190 00:07:42,033 --> 00:07:44,415 formed during meteorite impacts. 191 00:07:44,657 --> 00:07:46,635 They also bear a close resemblance 192 00:07:46,704 --> 00:07:49,557 to raccoon feces, so I wisely adopted 193 00:07:49,626 --> 00:07:52,016 a "no touching tektites" policy. 194 00:07:52,083 --> 00:07:53,884 ♪ No ♪ 195 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,111 ♪ So if you ask me... ♪ 196 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:57,549 It's called perfect cleavage 197 00:07:57,618 --> 00:07:59,408 when gypsum separates this cleanly. 198 00:07:59,478 --> 00:08:01,306 I was so proud of Tam 199 00:08:01,375 --> 00:08:03,556 for not making an immature cleavage joke. 200 00:08:03,626 --> 00:08:05,830 Look at me, I'm touching cleavage. 201 00:08:06,056 --> 00:08:07,798 Until he made one. 202 00:08:08,384 --> 00:08:11,618 And, like Mother Nature's piñata, 203 00:08:11,687 --> 00:08:15,031 geodes contained a secret surprise inside. 204 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:16,486 But you didn't have to suffer 205 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,305 through a birthday party to enjoy it. 206 00:08:22,812 --> 00:08:24,238 How's it going? 207 00:08:24,307 --> 00:08:26,234 Well, I think I figured out the problem. 208 00:08:26,320 --> 00:08:27,844 What is it? 209 00:08:28,180 --> 00:08:29,867 I'm a terrible mechanic. 210 00:08:30,054 --> 00:08:31,805 - What's up? - Well, 211 00:08:31,898 --> 00:08:33,866 Sheldon's been spending quite a bit of time 212 00:08:33,935 --> 00:08:35,360 with this Libby girl, lately. 213 00:08:35,427 --> 00:08:36,616 Yeah, so? 214 00:08:36,685 --> 00:08:38,248 So isn't he a little young 215 00:08:38,349 --> 00:08:39,597 to be hanging with teenagers? 216 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:41,686 Oh, he's only young on the outside. 217 00:08:41,755 --> 00:08:43,295 Inside, he's an old man. 218 00:08:43,364 --> 00:08:44,755 I'm being serious. 219 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:46,263 So am I. 220 00:08:46,451 --> 00:08:49,396 And with that bowtie, he's old on the outside, too. 221 00:08:50,185 --> 00:08:51,976 Sorry I bothered. 222 00:08:52,521 --> 00:08:54,037 Hang on. 223 00:08:55,772 --> 00:08:57,163 What did you think was gonna happen 224 00:08:57,232 --> 00:08:58,638 when we sent him to high school? 225 00:08:58,763 --> 00:09:01,171 I don't know, that he'd learn stuff, 226 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:04,013 and then, come back home and be my baby forever. 227 00:09:04,384 --> 00:09:06,121 Mare, it's good for him. 228 00:09:06,427 --> 00:09:09,084 He may start college in a couple years, what happens then? 229 00:09:09,263 --> 00:09:13,099 Off the top of my head, he and I share a dorm room. 230 00:09:14,130 --> 00:09:16,826 You know I'd laugh at that if I didn't kind of believe you. 231 00:09:26,564 --> 00:09:27,799 What are you doing? 232 00:09:27,911 --> 00:09:31,916 I need to use the bathroom, but it can get uncivilized in there. 233 00:09:32,185 --> 00:09:33,451 Anyone in there now? 234 00:09:33,518 --> 00:09:36,091 I don't know. I was afraid to find out. 235 00:09:36,669 --> 00:09:38,560 Anybody in here? 236 00:09:39,957 --> 00:09:41,163 Go ahead. 237 00:09:41,232 --> 00:09:42,661 I'll stand guard. 238 00:09:42,935 --> 00:09:45,208 Where have you been all my life? 239 00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,169 I don't think so. 240 00:09:54,021 --> 00:09:55,131 I gotta pee. 241 00:09:55,263 --> 00:09:58,021 That's your problem. Keep moving. 242 00:10:03,459 --> 00:10:05,544 Thank you. Happy to help. 243 00:10:05,638 --> 00:10:07,716 Is there any chance you'd be available 244 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,587 to stand guard at 1:45? 245 00:10:09,896 --> 00:10:11,456 You have a bathroom schedule? 246 00:10:11,575 --> 00:10:12,923 You don't? 247 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,392 See you later. 248 00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:17,678 Whoever said the quickest way to a man's heart 249 00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:19,021 is through his stomach 250 00:10:19,185 --> 00:10:22,107 did not consider his tiny bladder. 251 00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:26,692 I think the best space shuttle name so far is Discovery. 252 00:10:26,804 --> 00:10:28,272 What about Challenger? 253 00:10:28,357 --> 00:10:30,474 - Too in-your-face. - Atlantis? 254 00:10:30,614 --> 00:10:32,756 A fictional island that couldn't stay afloat? 255 00:10:32,825 --> 00:10:33,857 I don't think so. 256 00:10:33,950 --> 00:10:35,879 There's the Enterprise. There is, 257 00:10:35,946 --> 00:10:38,231 and it's on Star Trek, where it belongs. 258 00:10:38,497 --> 00:10:40,280 You know they're playing a space shuttle movie 259 00:10:40,348 --> 00:10:41,693 at the Museum of Natural Science. 260 00:10:41,762 --> 00:10:43,748 - It's in IMAX. - I heard about that. 261 00:10:43,817 --> 00:10:46,035 - The screen is supposed to be huge. - They also have 262 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:47,378 a great geology exhibit. 263 00:10:47,447 --> 00:10:48,892 Well, it's in Houston... 264 00:10:48,981 --> 00:10:51,317 How are we gonna get there? I'll drive. 265 00:10:51,411 --> 00:10:53,169 Oh, I would love to see a movie with you. 266 00:10:53,325 --> 00:10:55,209 Don't you need to ask your parents first? 267 00:10:55,278 --> 00:10:58,028 No, Sheldon, I don't. But won't they worry where you are? 268 00:10:58,097 --> 00:10:59,317 They'll be fine. 269 00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,997 Count me in. 270 00:11:02,318 --> 00:11:04,185 Glad you're not my son. 271 00:11:07,349 --> 00:11:10,515 And now he wants to see a movie in Houston with them. 272 00:11:10,582 --> 00:11:11,733 Why Houston? 273 00:11:11,802 --> 00:11:14,251 I don't know, it's in MixMax or something. 274 00:11:14,392 --> 00:11:16,096 So you're saying I got to drive to Houston? 275 00:11:16,165 --> 00:11:18,291 No. This girl Libby's gonna drive. 276 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,627 Great. 277 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,151 It's not great, George. 278 00:11:21,220 --> 00:11:23,448 I don't want my little boy in some car 279 00:11:23,517 --> 00:11:25,026 with a teenager behind the wheel. 280 00:11:25,095 --> 00:11:26,797 All high school kids drive. 281 00:11:26,864 --> 00:11:28,732 Yeah? Well, I don't like it. 282 00:11:28,964 --> 00:11:30,198 Would you let me get in a car 283 00:11:30,267 --> 00:11:31,791 with a stranger when I was young? 284 00:11:31,860 --> 00:11:34,572 Well, nobody ever asked you out, so it didn't really matter. 285 00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:45,790 Hey. I want to talk to you. 286 00:11:45,970 --> 00:11:48,104 Hold on. Let me bring this into the station 287 00:11:48,173 --> 00:11:50,626 so as not to disappoint my commuters. 288 00:11:50,821 --> 00:11:53,057 They'd like to get home to their families. 289 00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:59,729 I gave it a lot of thought, and I'm afraid I can't allow you 290 00:11:59,798 --> 00:12:01,604 to drive to Houston with your friends. 291 00:12:01,673 --> 00:12:02,854 Why? 292 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:04,664 Well, honey, you're still a little boy. 293 00:12:04,733 --> 00:12:05,801 I don't think it's right. 294 00:12:05,868 --> 00:12:08,462 I'm not a little boy. I'm a high school student. 295 00:12:08,531 --> 00:12:10,438 I'm sorry, I made up my mind. 296 00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,524 If you'd really like to see this movie, 297 00:12:12,593 --> 00:12:13,813 I'm willing to drive you. 298 00:12:13,882 --> 00:12:15,438 Maybe we could meet your friends there. 299 00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:17,626 I don't want my mommy to take me. 300 00:12:17,907 --> 00:12:20,024 Well, then, you're not going. 301 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,360 Anger is an ugly emotion. 302 00:12:23,429 --> 00:12:25,852 Unbridled rage even more so. 303 00:12:25,921 --> 00:12:28,423 And when it bubbled up inside me, 304 00:12:28,492 --> 00:12:31,353 I channeled it the only way I knew how. 305 00:12:31,422 --> 00:12:34,064 ♪ We're not gonna take it... ♪ 306 00:12:34,466 --> 00:12:37,710 I cleaned the house like a man possessed. 307 00:12:37,888 --> 00:12:40,640 ♪ We're not gonna take it ♪ 308 00:12:40,709 --> 00:12:41,757 ♪ Anymore ♪ 309 00:12:41,826 --> 00:12:44,937 ♪♪ 310 00:12:45,074 --> 00:12:48,143 ♪ We've got the right to choose it ♪ 311 00:12:48,242 --> 00:12:51,245 ♪ There ain't no way we'll lose it ♪ 312 00:12:51,484 --> 00:12:53,094 ♪ This is our life ♪ 313 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:56,038 ♪ This is our song ♪ 314 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:58,093 I can't hear Oprah! 315 00:12:58,162 --> 00:13:00,054 I don't care! 316 00:13:01,122 --> 00:13:03,617 ♪ Don't pick our destiny... ♪ 317 00:13:03,792 --> 00:13:06,218 Sheldon, I need to get in there. 318 00:13:06,401 --> 00:13:08,663 Poop at Meemaw's! 319 00:13:08,732 --> 00:13:10,437 ♪ 320 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,773 ♪ Oh, we're not gonna take it ♪ 321 00:13:15,604 --> 00:13:17,023 ♪♪ 322 00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:19,562 ♪ We're not gonna take it ♪ 323 00:13:19,631 --> 00:13:21,864 ♪ Anymore ♪ 324 00:13:22,265 --> 00:13:24,273 You missed a spot, weirdo. 325 00:13:24,424 --> 00:13:25,819 I see it. 326 00:13:26,513 --> 00:13:30,099 ♪ Your gall is never-ending ♪ 327 00:13:30,362 --> 00:13:32,497 ♪ We don't want nothin' ♪ 328 00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:34,083 ♪ Not a thing from you ♪ 329 00:13:36,236 --> 00:13:37,677 ♪ Your life... ♪ 330 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:39,536 What am I supposed to do with this? 331 00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:43,185 Send him over to my house before he runs out of gas. 332 00:13:48,169 --> 00:13:50,130 All right, I'll make a deal with you. 333 00:13:50,199 --> 00:13:51,653 I'm listening. 334 00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,075 You can go to Houston with your friends, 335 00:13:54,144 --> 00:13:56,379 but I want to meet this girl first. 336 00:13:57,512 --> 00:13:59,112 That's very reasonable. 337 00:13:59,181 --> 00:14:00,271 Thank you. 338 00:14:00,409 --> 00:14:01,747 You're welcome. 339 00:14:01,980 --> 00:14:04,049 Now, can you please reach the dryer sheets? 340 00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:06,685 I get vertigo on the step stool. 341 00:14:08,060 --> 00:14:09,632 I've often been accused 342 00:14:09,701 --> 00:14:11,466 of being stubborn and willful, 343 00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,371 but sometimes it works like gangbusters. 344 00:14:18,013 --> 00:14:19,108 Please come in. 345 00:14:19,177 --> 00:14:20,505 Have a seat. 346 00:14:21,144 --> 00:14:22,405 You have a beautiful home. 347 00:14:22,474 --> 00:14:23,981 - Thank you. - Thank you. 348 00:14:25,661 --> 00:14:28,177 I hope you'll forgive me, I just wanted to meet 349 00:14:28,286 --> 00:14:31,030 the person driving my nine-year-old son to Houston. 350 00:14:31,099 --> 00:14:32,910 - I understand. - Me, too. 351 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,755 I wasn't talking to you, Tam. 352 00:14:35,893 --> 00:14:37,795 And I just wanted to make certain 353 00:14:37,864 --> 00:14:39,483 that you've had no traffic tickets 354 00:14:39,552 --> 00:14:41,427 or, heaven forbid, accidents. 355 00:14:41,496 --> 00:14:43,543 No, ma'am. I'm a very safe driver. 356 00:14:43,645 --> 00:14:45,621 - You've got nothing to worry about. - Good. 357 00:14:45,937 --> 00:14:48,754 Good. Have you made this trip before? 358 00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:50,708 - A few times, yes. - Mm-hmm. 359 00:14:50,854 --> 00:14:53,275 Mm-hmm. You smoke marijuana? 360 00:14:53,402 --> 00:14:55,312 Mom! No, ma'am. 361 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:56,887 Just say no. 362 00:14:59,973 --> 00:15:01,356 Well... 363 00:15:01,425 --> 00:15:03,144 I find this very reassuring. 364 00:15:03,213 --> 00:15:04,238 I have to admit, 365 00:15:04,307 --> 00:15:06,145 I had some trepidation, but... 366 00:15:06,535 --> 00:15:09,482 having met you, I'm feeling a lot better. 367 00:15:09,551 --> 00:15:12,341 Good. You've got nothing to worry about, Mrs. Cooper. 368 00:15:12,410 --> 00:15:14,606 I've been babysitting kids for years. 369 00:15:14,824 --> 00:15:16,816 Babysitting... babysitting... 370 00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:19,434 Babysitting. 371 00:15:19,503 --> 00:15:23,801 Babysitting... babysitting... I've been babysitting kids for years. 372 00:15:23,902 --> 00:15:25,262 Excuse me. 373 00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:27,217 I don't feel well. 374 00:15:27,285 --> 00:15:28,715 They'll have to go without me. 375 00:15:31,345 --> 00:15:33,669 ♪♪ 376 00:15:36,926 --> 00:15:38,088 Shelly, 377 00:15:38,155 --> 00:15:39,668 you okay? 378 00:15:40,543 --> 00:15:41,826 No. 379 00:15:42,010 --> 00:15:43,590 You want to talk about it? 380 00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:45,660 No. 381 00:15:45,973 --> 00:15:47,941 You want me to leave you alone? 382 00:15:48,977 --> 00:15:50,715 No. 383 00:15:54,305 --> 00:15:56,543 I thought Libby and I were equals, 384 00:15:56,613 --> 00:15:58,934 but she thinks of me as a child. 385 00:15:59,090 --> 00:16:00,809 I'm sorry, baby. 386 00:16:00,973 --> 00:16:03,247 Calling me that isn't helping right now. 387 00:16:03,314 --> 00:16:05,004 Right. Sorry. 388 00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:07,646 She is almost twice your age. 389 00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:09,708 There are people five times my age 390 00:16:09,777 --> 00:16:11,388 that are stupider than me. 391 00:16:11,455 --> 00:16:13,357 This is not about being smart. 392 00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,879 - What else is there? - Well... 393 00:16:16,004 --> 00:16:18,176 there's other kinds of maturity. 394 00:16:18,393 --> 00:16:19,660 What's up? 395 00:16:20,074 --> 00:16:21,527 None of your business. 396 00:16:21,668 --> 00:16:22,958 Why is he crying? 397 00:16:23,027 --> 00:16:24,840 Again, it's none of your business. 398 00:16:24,909 --> 00:16:25,943 Please go. 399 00:16:26,012 --> 00:16:29,246 Fine. Celeste and I know when we aren't wanted. 400 00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:32,890 Where were we? 401 00:16:32,981 --> 00:16:34,622 Different kinds of maturity. 402 00:16:34,691 --> 00:16:36,147 That's right. 403 00:16:37,512 --> 00:16:40,732 There's emotional maturity, physical maturity, 404 00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:43,410 all things that have nothing to do with being smart. 405 00:16:43,512 --> 00:16:46,168 Are you suggesting I'm not emotionally mature? 406 00:16:46,262 --> 00:16:48,020 I was hinting at it. 407 00:16:48,419 --> 00:16:52,215 Regardless, I'm not interested in making any more friends. 408 00:16:52,301 --> 00:16:54,910 Oh, I don't think that's how you really feel. 409 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:56,410 It is. 410 00:16:56,777 --> 00:16:59,824 From now on, it's a hermit's life for me. 411 00:16:59,973 --> 00:17:02,637 I bet, when you grow up, you will be surrounded 412 00:17:02,715 --> 00:17:07,077 by lots of smart, wonderful friends. 413 00:17:07,926 --> 00:17:09,572 I can't see that happening. 414 00:17:09,769 --> 00:17:10,949 Well, 415 00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,816 the Lord works in mysterious ways. 416 00:17:13,981 --> 00:17:16,223 And here we go with the God talk. 417 00:17:25,562 --> 00:17:26,830 Hey. 418 00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,253 Hey. 419 00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,139 How was the IMAX movie? 420 00:17:31,085 --> 00:17:32,538 Well... 421 00:17:33,639 --> 00:17:35,139 Okay, status. Find them? 422 00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,296 Go. Guidance... 423 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:41,546 What are you doing? 424 00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,502 What do you think I'm doing? 425 00:17:44,593 --> 00:17:47,151 Move your arm before I rip it off. 426 00:17:49,327 --> 00:17:51,061 It got a little uncomfortable. 427 00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:52,585 Why is that? 428 00:17:52,889 --> 00:17:54,600 Libby's got feelings for me, 429 00:17:54,796 --> 00:17:56,866 but I think it's better we just stay friends. 430 00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,772 I've been giving geology some more thought. 431 00:17:59,841 --> 00:18:01,155 Yeah, and? 432 00:18:01,224 --> 00:18:03,913 I've decided it's not really a science. 433 00:18:03,983 --> 00:18:06,457 - It's not? - No, it's more like a hobby. 434 00:18:06,603 --> 00:18:07,914 Rock collecting. 435 00:18:07,983 --> 00:18:09,606 Childish, really. 436 00:18:09,913 --> 00:18:11,141 I can see that. 437 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:12,742 As you can see, 438 00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,827 sometimes a person can be both incredibly intelligent 439 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,678 and full of baloney. 440 00:18:17,769 --> 00:18:20,889 ♪♪ Synchronized by srjanapala 441 00:18:21,075 --> 00:18:23,075 ♪♪ 442 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,687 ♪♪ 443 00:18:26,903 --> 00:18:30,640 ♪♪