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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, where should I go?
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- Caltech.
- MIT.
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I'm so excited to visit MIT.
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Me, too.
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Proud of you, son.
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Thank you, Dad.
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- Caltech?
- Caltech.
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I always believed my extraordinary life
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would be chronicled in
numerous biographies.
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I even used to make up my own titles.
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My favorites were:
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From Texas to Success:
the Sheldon Cooper Journey,
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and Cooper for Kids,
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a pre-school introduction to
quantum gravity in superstrings.
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The point is, I knew my formative
years would be well-documented,
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which meant I needed to polish up
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some of my early academic credentials,
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especially East Texas Tech.
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Wh-What am I looking at?
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My proposal for next semester's
curriculum on string theory.
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I may be leaving, but that doesn't mean
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you can attract more brilliant minds
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by staying on the cutting edge.
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Sheldon, you are not a professor here.
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Oh, I know. If I were to teach,
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it would be at a much better
university than this one.
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And, in 54 days, you will no
longer be a student here.
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Not that I'm counting.
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True, we should relish these moments.
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Oh, I'm relishing. Look at me relish.
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So, what am I supposed to do with this?
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Just because I won't be here
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doesn't mean I won't forever be
associated with this university.
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And it would be nice
if people look at my résumé
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and said "East Texas Tech,"
not "East Texas Tech."
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You said those the exact same way.
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Really? In my head, the second
one was dripping with scorn.
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"East Texas Tech." How was that?
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Dripping.
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- Mm.
- Sheldon, I appreciate this,
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but, uh, we have an
excellent faculty here,
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and they are quite capable of
devising their own curriculum
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without your help.
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I suppose I could spin East Texas Tech
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as a hardship I had to overcome,
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like a hunchback or a club foot.
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54 days.
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I know. I'm going to miss this, too.
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Mm.
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So, this is the new physics curriculum
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I've developed for next year.
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Introduction to nonlinear sigma models?
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That's some pretty advanced stuff.
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And that's the point.
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You know, Sheldon may be leaving,
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but we can attract
the next brilliant mind
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if we stay on the cutting edge.
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Couldn't agree more.
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In fact, John, why don't you take point
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on that nonlinear class
and I'll teach, uh...
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Ooh, so much here I've heard of,
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which one do I pick?
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All right, if this material is
too challenging for you,
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maybe I should rethink my faculty.
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What are you saying?
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Well, legally I can't say
that I'm replacing you
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with someone younger,
so I'm not saying that.
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Uh, legally.
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Nice try, but I have tenure.
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- I don't.
- Tough luck.
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Another thing I'm not saying
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is that I'm going to put
your office at the top
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of a flight of very steep stairs.
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Okay, that won't be necessary.
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We may be out of the loop on this stuff,
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but we can catch up.
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Agreed!
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We can be up to speed in
two shakes of a lamb's tail.
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Don't say that, you sound old.
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- Lickety-split?
- Better.
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Lickety-split.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- Oh, come to Nana.
- There you go.
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Oh, you got so big.
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I said that to her when she
was pregnant. No bueno.
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So, uh, what movie y'all going to see?
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Ace Ventura: Pet Detective.
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Mandy, you want to see that?
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I don't care, I'm gonna be asleep
before the lights go down.
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Well, we are so happy to babysit.
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In fact, if you want to go to dinner
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after the movie, that's fine with us.
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Aw, thanks, but we're
trying to save money.
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George, give them some money
so they can go to dinner.
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We're already babysitting for free.
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But we never get to see this little one,
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because her mean Mommy
and Daddy moved her away.
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Well, Mommy and Daddy have
their own bathroom now, so...
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Oh, that's the dream right there.
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Alrighty. Bye, baby.
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Bye, honey. Be good.
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Oh, she'll be an angel
for Nana and Grampy.
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Grampy? I didn't sign off on that.
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Okay, let's go, I want
to get this nap started.
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See you, Grampy.
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Grant.
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I finished reading Ed Witten's article
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on the Landau-Ginzburg orbifold.
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I'm almost done with one
on Planckian scattering.
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I don't know why we were so reluctant
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to dive into these new theories.
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- Agreed.
- Exciting stuff.
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- Thrilling.
- So thrilling.
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A little hard to parse.
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A bit enigmatic.
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I had to read the same
paragraph four times.
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I fell asleep on one paper,
drooled all over it.
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- Huh.
- Is it possible that we're too old
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to learn new things?
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Nonsense. This would
have been over my head
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even as a young man.
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Maybe we just need someone
to explain it to us.
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Are you talking about Sheldon?
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I'm sure he'd be happy to help.
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Oh, that's what I'm afraid of.
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I don't want to give him
the satisfaction of thinking
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he's smarter than us.
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But he is smarter than us.
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I know that and you know that,
but he can never know that.
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Okay, how about this?
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We take one of these papers,
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buckle down and figure it out together.
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Teamwork, I like it.
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Oh.
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Actually, could you move it a
bit closer? That's a little fuzzy.
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Uh...
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Now it's fuzzy for me.
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Put on your cheaters.
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I forgot them on the bus.
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I have an extra pair,
would you like them?
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That would be lovely.
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Teamwork.
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Say "Nana."
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Nana.
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Na-na.
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Ain't she a little young for that, Mare?
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For the record,
I said my first word at four months.
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It was "hypotenuse."
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I asked you to get
her bottle, not yours.
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Two birds, Mare.
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Get down here and feed her with me.
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Why?
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'Cause that's how you bond.
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All right.
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You're gonna have to get
me back up. Cheers.
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I'm home!
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Oh, no, did Dad fall?
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No, I'm bonding with the baby.
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- Isn't she the cutest?
- Hmm.
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Want to know what else is cute?
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Another piercing right up here.
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- No.
- Why? Heather just got one.
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I thought you and Heather were fighting.
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Yeah, middle school's complicated.
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You're not getting another piercing.
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It's my ear.
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We made that ear. It's our ear.
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I hate this house.
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I miss when she couldn't talk.
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- Hi, Sheldon.
- Hello.
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I was hoping I could pick your brain
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about some of the latest
breakthroughs in string theory.
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And, uh, maybe we keep this between us.
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Uh, Dr. Linkletter doesn't need to know.
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- Grant?
- John.
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I can't believe you went to
Sheldon behind my back.
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You're doing the same exact thing.
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Yeah, well, you did it first!
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In or out? I don't have all night.
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Well, thanks so much for watching her.
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Was she any trouble?
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- No, not at all.
- How was your nap?
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- I've had better.
- Hey.
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A guy talks out of his butt, I laugh.
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Dr Pepper came out your nose.
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Yeah, when words came out of his butt.
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Okay. Mare, this is
where you hand the baby back
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- and let them leave.
- I'm just soaking her up.
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They don't live in Kansas.
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You can see 'em whenever you want.
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Okay, well, Nana loves you.
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Nana's the best. Nana.
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Nana, Nana, Nana.
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All right, Nana. Take it down a notch.
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Okay. Bring her back anytime.
I mean it, anytime.
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- I think they got it.
- We got it.
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Bye.
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- That was so nice.
- Yeah, what a sweet deal.
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You have a little fun,
then hand her right back.
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I don't know, I like having
a baby in the house.
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Yeah, well...
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You know, Russ at work,
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he-he's starting all over
with wife number two.
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You should see him.
Looks like a walking corpse.
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That doesn't sound so bad.
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Are you serious?
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Well, Georgie and
CeeCee live across town,
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Sheldon's about to move to California.
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The house is gonna feel empty.
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Whoa, whoa, it ain't empty
yet, you still got Missy here.
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Missy doesn't let me hug her anymore.
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That is not true. Missy, get out here
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- and hug your mother!
- No!
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Mm, mm.
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Booth just opened up.
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Y'all want to move over?
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Booth? We're not on a date.
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I don't want our knees
rubbing up on each other.
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Well, excuse me for
wanting to be comfortable.
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George, you believe this guy?
He wants to sit in a booth.
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What? Oh, yeah.
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Come on, Wayne we're not on a date.
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I just made that joke.
Get your head in the game.
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Sorry, I... I'm a little distracted.
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All right, what's going on?
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We were babysitting the granddaughter.
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I'm worried Mary's
got a little baby fever.
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You tell her about Russ?
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'Course I told her about Russ.
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Poor bastard. Shuffling
around like a zombie.
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And Russ is in shape.
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You can't go
around chasing after a baby.
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Hey, I'll have you know I got up
off the floor all by myself today.
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Of course you did.
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Just because she's having
fun with your grandkid
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doesn't mean she wants more babies.
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I don't know.
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She's definitely brought it up before.
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Oh, boy.
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There's gonna be a new zombie in town.
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Chunky zombie.
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Hey, it isn't all up to her.
I have a say in this.
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I'm serious. It...
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It takes two. Mm.
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Then be honest with her.
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Or you don't want another
one, do what I did.
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I'm not getting a divorce.
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No, I mean, get a little snip.
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Never worry about it again.
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Well, you mean like a...
like a down-there snip?
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I can't believe I let you teach Health.
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Well, Mary'd never go for that.
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I didn't know you got snipped.
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That's 'cause my balls are
none of your business.
258
00:10:12,640 --> 00:10:14,180
Fair point.
259
00:10:14,239 --> 00:10:17,150
If W is the Kähler metric
on the algebraic variety X,
260
00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:19,980
and the canonical bundle
KX is trivial, then X is what?
261
00:10:20,036 --> 00:10:22,440
- A Zariski space.
- Wrong.
262
00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,530
Hey!
263
00:10:24,583 --> 00:10:26,490
Obviously, it's an elliptic curve.
264
00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,570
Wrong.
265
00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:31,080
- Hey!
- Why are you hitting us?
266
00:10:31,131 --> 00:10:33,700
- Wrong.
- Ow! Why'd you hit me?
267
00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:35,660
Pain is the best teacher.
268
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:36,719
I'm teaching you.
269
00:10:36,720 --> 00:10:38,300
Well, it feels like you're hitting us.
270
00:10:38,350 --> 00:10:40,030
Like you, I struggled
with these concepts,
271
00:10:40,080 --> 00:10:42,286
but eventually, I mastered them,
through hard work, resilience
272
00:10:42,310 --> 00:10:44,050
and a healthy dose of knuckle whacking.
273
00:10:44,102 --> 00:10:46,370
Son, we are accomplished scientists.
274
00:10:46,420 --> 00:10:48,140
We won't be treated like this.
275
00:10:48,190 --> 00:10:49,550
Very well.
276
00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,930
Class, who knows where
the dummkopf went wrong?
277
00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:54,430
Dummkopf? You're calling me a dummy?
278
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:57,310
There's also public humiliation.
That was quite effective.
279
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:58,606
Are you old dummkopfs ready to learn,
280
00:10:58,630 --> 00:10:59,900
or is it past your bedtime?
281
00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:03,020
Oh, I'm good till at least 7:30.
282
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:08,410
Hey.
283
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,100
What you doing?
284
00:11:10,150 --> 00:11:12,870
- The twins' first birthday.
- Yeah.
285
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,290
Look how little they were.
286
00:11:14,341 --> 00:11:16,000
- Well, look how little I was.
- Oh.
287
00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:18,170
And Georgie when
he lost his first tooth.
288
00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,376
When he learned it was worth a quarter,
289
00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,250
- he tried to pull out the rest of 'em.
- Ah.
290
00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,880
Guess he's always been a businessman.
291
00:11:22,933 --> 00:11:24,800
Yeah. And an idiot.
292
00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:28,090
Tell me you don't miss
their sweet little faces.
293
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,330
Mm. That's why we took pictures.
294
00:11:30,380 --> 00:11:33,600
It's not the same as rocking
'em to sleep at night.
295
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:35,390
Yeah, 'till they wake
you up at 3:00 a.m.
296
00:11:35,445 --> 00:11:37,270
And smelling their little heads.
297
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,190
Really? That's the smell you remember?
298
00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,650
Come on. It wasn't that bad.
299
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,110
It wasn't, but... we were younger then.
300
00:11:45,163 --> 00:11:48,650
I'm not saying we should
try for another one.
301
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,510
- Great.
- I'm just saying,
302
00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,700
if there was an accident,
303
00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,870
it might be a happy accident.
304
00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:56,590
Mm-hmm.
305
00:11:57,360 --> 00:11:58,790
I guess it's in God's hands.
306
00:11:58,840 --> 00:12:00,440
I guess it is.
307
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,080
Hello. Hey.
308
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:04,890
I'm here about a vasectomy.
309
00:12:04,940 --> 00:12:09,470
Actually, our earliest
appointment is in three weeks.
310
00:12:09,521 --> 00:12:11,640
- Hmm. That long, huh?
- Yeah.
311
00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:14,160
I can't do it. I cannot do it.
312
00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:17,770
Something may have just opened up.
313
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:23,610
- Hello?
- Hello, Meemaw.
314
00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,190
Well, isn't this a nice surprise?
315
00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:28,690
You're old. Can you
still learn new things?
316
00:12:34,212 --> 00:12:35,660
Want to try that again?
317
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,950
I need your help.
318
00:12:37,710 --> 00:12:38,710
I'm listening.
319
00:12:38,760 --> 00:12:41,540
I'm trying to teach Dr. Linkletter
and Dr. Sturgis string theory,
320
00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:42,630
and they're struggling.
321
00:12:42,650 --> 00:12:45,010
I'm worried that their
advanced age is a factor.
322
00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,090
- And since you're also...
- Careful.
323
00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:48,950
... in the winter of your life...
324
00:12:56,140 --> 00:12:57,760
You were saying?
325
00:12:57,819 --> 00:13:01,230
And since you're also a
wise and mature woman...
326
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,280
- Go on.
- ... you might have some tips
327
00:13:03,330 --> 00:13:05,560
on how best to educate
others in your peer group.
328
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,110
So you want me to help you
teach an old dog new tricks?
329
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,866
I feel like if I said that
you would have hung up.
330
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,050
Look, it can't be easy for them
331
00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,990
to be taught by somebody your age.
332
00:13:16,046 --> 00:13:19,130
I think you're just gonna have
to be a little understanding
333
00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:20,290
and patient.
334
00:13:20,342 --> 00:13:22,990
Patient? They could drop
dead at any mome...
335
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:30,060
- What?
- Despite this challenging exchange,
336
00:13:30,110 --> 00:13:32,590
- you know I love you.
- Yeah, yeah.
337
00:13:36,274 --> 00:13:37,720
♪ Let's say goodbye ♪
338
00:13:37,770 --> 00:13:39,670
♪ Like we said hello... ♪
339
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:42,230
I can't believe you did it
without telling your wife.
340
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,746
I didn't call you for a lecture, Wayne.
341
00:13:43,770 --> 00:13:45,384
- I called you for a ride.
- Which you needed
342
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:47,940
'cause you had a vasectomy
without telling Mary.
343
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,696
I only went down there
to ask some questions,
344
00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:52,390
- and they had an opening.
- So you said, "Get in there,
345
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,580
- start snipping!"
- I panicked!
346
00:13:54,630 --> 00:13:56,740
Mary was looking at baby pictures.
347
00:13:56,795 --> 00:13:58,870
Oh. Well, clearly, you had no choice.
348
00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:00,983
I'm in a lot of pain here,
Wayne. You're not helping.
349
00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,160
What do you think she's gonna
say when she finds out?
350
00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:06,450
- She's not gonna find out.
- You can barely walk.
351
00:14:06,500 --> 00:14:08,080
You think she's not gonna notice?
352
00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:10,250
You have any idea how
much sitting I do at home?
353
00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:12,960
Oh, I can imagine. I do work with you.
354
00:14:15,240 --> 00:14:17,150
Hey, watch out for that...
355
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,140
... pothole.
356
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,850
Oh, I saw it.
357
00:14:24,322 --> 00:14:25,480
26 dimensions.
358
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,400
In what world are there 26 dimensions?
359
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:31,840
When I was an undergraduate,
we made fun of the old professors
360
00:14:31,890 --> 00:14:35,030
who didn't understand
the theory of mesons.
361
00:14:35,083 --> 00:14:37,450
Me, too. I told my thesis advisor,
362
00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:39,970
"I'm surprised you don't
understand the physics of time.
363
00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,410
You were here for the dawn of it."
364
00:14:43,110 --> 00:14:48,000
- And now, we've become them.
- I wish.
365
00:14:48,050 --> 00:14:49,870
My mentor was a Fields Medal winner,
366
00:14:49,920 --> 00:14:52,290
taught at Princeton. What have I done?
367
00:14:52,340 --> 00:14:55,170
You wrote that article on the positron.
368
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:58,610
I did. I was the belle of
the physics ball that year.
369
00:14:58,660 --> 00:15:00,760
And you... you've lectured
all over the world.
370
00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:05,480
I can ask for Pepto Bismol
in 16 languages.
371
00:15:05,530 --> 00:15:08,730
Póro na écho lígo Pepto Bismol?
372
00:15:08,780 --> 00:15:10,520
That was Greek.
373
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:13,020
Clearly, we're not too
old to learn things.
374
00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,940
And there's no shame
in needing a little help.
375
00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,450
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
376
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,530
But does it have to be Sheldon?
377
00:15:20,840 --> 00:15:22,530
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
378
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,166
My meemaw made me realize
379
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,790
that Dr. Linkletter and
Dr. Sturgis' failure
380
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:30,180
to learn string theory was
my failure as a teacher.
381
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:33,590
Perhaps the knuckles that really
needed to be rapped were my own.
382
00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:36,430
Ow! Lesson learned.
383
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,100
Sheldon, we'd like
you to teach us again.
384
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,350
Understanding and patience.
385
00:15:49,320 --> 00:15:51,030
All right, dummkopfs, let's do this.
386
00:16:01,740 --> 00:16:04,240
You don't do that
to all the food, do you?
387
00:16:04,980 --> 00:16:06,450
I got hurt at practice.
388
00:16:06,508 --> 00:16:07,950
Blow your whistle too hard?
389
00:16:08,009 --> 00:16:09,080
Funny.
390
00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,960
Well, you make it easy.
391
00:16:11,012 --> 00:16:13,500
George, what happened?
392
00:16:13,556 --> 00:16:14,960
Pulled a muscle at practice.
393
00:16:15,010 --> 00:16:17,090
Also, I'm never eating peas again.
394
00:16:17,970 --> 00:16:20,430
- Is it your... ?
- Groin, yeah.
395
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,050
Let me run you a warm
bath. I bet that'll help.
396
00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:25,800
Oh, I'll be fine. I just
need to sit for a while...
397
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:28,520
and not take a shower
for two to three days.
398
00:16:28,571 --> 00:16:31,020
- I'll get you some BENGAY.
- No, no! No.
399
00:16:31,074 --> 00:16:32,270
Heating pad?
400
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:36,390
I'm good. Got my peas, just need to sit.
401
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:45,620
You sure you're okay?
402
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:49,040
Oh, yeah, right as rain.
403
00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,750
So wait a minute. Are you
saying that the particle
404
00:16:53,800 --> 00:16:56,900
should be understood as
a sequence of functions
405
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,010
executed in a manifold?
406
00:16:59,060 --> 00:17:00,880
He said it, not me.
407
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,340
Actually, that's correct.
408
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,470
We were both thinking it.
That's what's important.
409
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,010
So that would mean... ?
410
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,600
Gravity is just the residue
of forces within manifolds?
411
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,480
Are you asking me or telling me?
412
00:17:14,050 --> 00:17:16,020
- Telling?
- You're right.
413
00:17:16,077 --> 00:17:17,820
Oh.
414
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:21,183
I'm going to bed. You coming?
415
00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,990
Nah, I think I'm just gonna stay here.
416
00:17:23,042 --> 00:17:24,450
You sure you're okay?
417
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:25,700
Yeah, I'll be fine.
418
00:17:26,504 --> 00:17:29,610
Look at us. It's 9:00, I'm exhausted.
419
00:17:29,660 --> 00:17:32,330
You got hurt watching
other people exercise.
420
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,710
I can't believe I thought we
could handle another baby.
421
00:17:40,590 --> 00:17:41,710
Really?
422
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:43,840
Oh. CeeCee's all we need.
423
00:17:45,310 --> 00:17:49,340
Well, if that's how
you feel, I support it.
424
00:17:49,390 --> 00:17:50,780
Good night.
425
00:17:51,470 --> 00:17:53,060
Hey, before you go...
426
00:17:54,324 --> 00:17:56,350
... could you swap me out?
427
00:17:57,050 --> 00:17:59,400
- Broccoli or corn?
- Surprise me.
428
00:18:04,626 --> 00:18:09,090
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