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Only 42 days
until I go to Caltech.
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That can't be right.
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Oh, it is.
It's in my calendar, too.
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You don't have to be
so excited about it.
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It's a little late
to pretend that I like him.
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There's still so much to do
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before I go:
write my graduation speech,
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last trip
to the comic book store,
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last lunch with Tam
at the high school.
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I didn't know you and Tam
were still friends.
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Why would you think that?
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Because you never see him.
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My favorite kind of friend.
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Well, make sure you leave room
for the family photo,
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because that is definitely
happening before you go away.
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Seriously?
That bluebonnet thing?
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That is so lame.
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It is not lame.
It is a Texas tradition.
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For those of you who don't know
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what my mother is talking about,
it's this
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and this and all these.
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Forcing your family
to dress in matching outfits
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and be photographed in a field
of fire ants and bees
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is a traditional Texas torture
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dating back
to the Great Depression.
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Are they depressed
because of financial ruin?
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No, it's the picture.
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I'm pretty booked up,
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but I'll try and pencil you in
if time permits.
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I bought the outfits,
I booked the photographer.
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You're doing it.
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Doing what?
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That bluebonnet photo.
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Aw, come on. I don't want to.
If he doesn't have to...
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We are all doing it,
and we're all gonna be happy
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whether you like it or not.
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Hey, Tom, you
wanted to see me?
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Uh, yeah,
why don't you close the door.
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That always makes me nervous.
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No, it's good.
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Then why can't
the door stay open?
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Fine, leave it open.
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Eh, I already closed it.
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So, what's up?
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Well, George,
you've had a hell of a season.
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Now I wish the door was open.
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I got a buddy who coaches at
Rice who was asking about you.
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Great college.
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So, what'd you tell him?
Well, I told him
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you wouldn't be interested,
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you're pretty happy here.
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What?
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Why would you do that?
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So you're not happy here?
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Wha... No, of course
I'm happy here, it's just...
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Aw, I'm just messing with you.
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I told them
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you'd be a fantastic coach
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and they'd be crazy
not to take you.
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Wow, Tom, I...
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I don't know what to say.
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You can say no and stay here.
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Well, I sure ain't saying that.
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But moving to Houston--
that's a big deal.
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That's why I wanted
to give you a heads-up,
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so you and Mary could talk
before they make the offer.
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Appreciate that.
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Congratulations, George.
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I've always believed in you.
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What about
that time you fired me?
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We're having a nice moment,
do you have to?
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Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
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I'm leaving soon and I want
to remember this place
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exactly the way it is.
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Mister, could you move?
I don't know you.
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Better.
Where you going?
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California.
Oh.
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Home of the San Diego Comic-Con.
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Rad.
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It's how they talk there.
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I didn't realize I was gonna
have to learn another language.
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Well, if I can do it,
anyone can.
Hmm.
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Do you know any comic book
stores in Pasadena?
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I'm worried I'm not gonna
find any as good as this one.
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I like to think
a comic book store is only
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as good as the people
who hang out in it.
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Do you like the people
who hang out in this one?
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No.
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Mm. I also need
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to stock up on some more
T-shirts while I'm here.
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Yeah, sure. I mean,
you want to look bitchin'.
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It's another thing
they say in SoCal.
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I won't be saying that.
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Well, guess I'll see you around.
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You probably won't.
Okay.
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And I never saw him again.
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Oh, good.
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Was hoping to talk to you alone.
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Okay.
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Uh, you want to shut the door?
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Uh-oh.
No, it's actually
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pretty exciting.
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Oh, tell me.
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And it's also a little scary.
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George, just say it.
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I'm getting offered
a coaching job at Rice.
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Really?
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Special teams.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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And I... I know
moving's a big deal,
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and-and it's okay
if now's not the right time.
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You should take it.
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You sure?
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Well...
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I mean,
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Georgie and Mandy are
out of the house,
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Sheldon's leaving soon,
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and Missy's starting
a new school anyway.
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It seems like a good
time to do this.
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What about your mom and CeeCee?
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I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
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but it's not that far away.
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Yeah I guess, but...
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George, you deserve this.
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I mean, college ball--
that's the dream.
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Sounds like we're
moving to Houston.
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And bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
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Amen.
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Since everyone is here,
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there's something we want
to talk to y'all about.
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Oh, no, what's wrong now?
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It isn't always bad news.
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Last time we had a family
meeting it was because
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Georgie got a girl
pregnant out of wedlock.
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Which was great news.
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Eventually.
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It's nothing like that.
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I got a job offer from Rice.
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A-Roni?
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University.
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You can understand the mistake.
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Your father got offered
a coaching job.
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George, Congratulations.
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College ball--
that is a big deal.
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Thank you.
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Wait, where is Rice?
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Houston.
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Does that mean you'd move?
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Well, if I take it, yeah.
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So, I'd start high
school in Houston?
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We know that would be
a big change.
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I'd get to be the new girl
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in a city with malls
and a Six Flags.
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We were worried you'd be upset.
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I'm upset, that's
a lot of babysitters to lose.
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I'm still here.
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Yeah, but your bedtime's
earlier than CeeCee's.
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Only when I'm drinking.
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Excuse me,
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don't I get a say in this?
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Why? You're leaving
in 41 days.
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Doesn't matter,
this is still my home.
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Shelly, you'll have a new home.
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Maybe with a pool.
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Ooh, the new girl
gets a pool.
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Where are you going?
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To eat in my room
while I still have one.
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Sheldon's upset
and Missy's good.
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Yeah, sounds about right.
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Ooh, the new girl has
a pool.
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Can we talk?
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- About you not moving?
- Sheldon.
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You know how excited you
are to go to Caltech?
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That's how I feel
about going to Houston.
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But when I was going to Caltech,
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I still had this home
to come back to.
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You'll still have a room
wherever we end up.
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But it won't be my room.
This is my room.
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How about this-- we will take
all your things with us
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and we'll set up your new room
exactly the same.
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So, your plan is to gaslight me?
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I know this is
a lot of change,
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but sometimes change
can be good.
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Tell that to the woolly mammoth.
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You can't,
because they went extinct.
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Sheldon, this isn't about you.
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This job is good
for your father and our family,
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so you're gonna have
to deal with it.
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Now pick up that plate,
get back out there
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and have dinner
with your family
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while we're all still together.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Dang.
That was hot.
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My world had been rocked,
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but it was nice to know
there were some things
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that would always stay the same,
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like lunch
with my old friend, Tam.
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Why are we here?
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This is where we always eat.
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You know I graduated last year.
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Oh, good for you.
So, where's your food?
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When you invited me to lunch,
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I thought you meant
like a restaurant.
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That's okay,
I'll share my sandwich.
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You still don't eat the crust?
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Cutting them off
gives my mother purpose.
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So, how have you been?
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Good.
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I actually have
a girlfriend now and...
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Oh, I've had a pretty rough time
of it lately.
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I'm about to go away to Caltech
and my parents decided
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to sell our home
and move to Houston.
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I mean, that house
has my room in it.
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Well...
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So now some stranger's
gonna move in
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and turn it into a den,
or worse--
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a nursery with a mural
of Winnie the Pooh on the wall.
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I think I might
ask her to marry me.
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Feynman and Einstein have been
on those walls for five years,
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and now it's gonna be Tigger
bouncing hither and thither?
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Are you at all
interested in my life?
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No, but thank you for asking.
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Oh, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Taking comfort in the familiar.
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Still no wedding ring, I see.
That feels good.
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Yeah, feels great.
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So, where was I?
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Right, uh, Houston.
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Anyway, my father got
offered a coaching pos...
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To solve this problem,
we have to remember
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the difference
between endothermic
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and exothermic reactions.
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Hello, Mr. Givens.
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Sheldon?
Uh, what are you doing here?
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Please don't tell me
you're teaching.
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No.
I'm leaving for Caltech soon.
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I just wanted to pop in.
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Uh, keep reading chapter 12
or pretend to.
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Caltech? Fantastic.
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For Caltech? I know.
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Mm. Well, I'm sure
you're gonna do great things.
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I hope so.
I intend to.
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I'm being modest.
I will.
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You're taller,
but you're still the same.
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It's fun, isn't it?
Okay.
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Good luck at Caltech, Sheldon.
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I don't believe in luck.
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Well, here's hoping
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that a random universe
works out in your favor.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Hmm.
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That young man might
change the world someday.
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Or blow it up. Who's to say?
All right, moving on.
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Is that what
you're gonna wear
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for the family portrait?
We all are.
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Well, that'll be special.
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00:10:00,768 --> 00:10:02,736
It'll make Mary happy.
260
00:10:02,770 --> 00:10:05,606
Yeah. All your loved ones
together.
261
00:10:05,639 --> 00:10:07,975
Are you upset you're
not gonna be in the picture?
262
00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:10,845
Standing in a field
full of pollen with this nose?
263
00:10:10,879 --> 00:10:12,613
Are you kidding me?
264
00:10:12,646 --> 00:10:14,982
Meemaw. Meemaw. Meemaw.
265
00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,918
Does that mean I have to
say hello three times?
266
00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:19,319
No, that would be crazy.
267
00:10:19,353 --> 00:10:20,889
Agreed. What's up?
268
00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,456
How much do you love me?
269
00:10:22,489 --> 00:10:23,892
What do you want?
270
00:10:23,924 --> 00:10:26,326
I want you to buy our house.
Why?
271
00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,896
So my room is there
when I need it.
272
00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,030
I thought you couldn't wait
to leave Medford.
273
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:31,398
Just because I don't
want to come back to a place
274
00:10:31,432 --> 00:10:32,834
doesn't mean I don't
want to have a place
275
00:10:32,867 --> 00:10:34,001
that I don't
want to come back to.
276
00:10:34,034 --> 00:10:36,136
That makes sense to me.
277
00:10:36,170 --> 00:10:38,238
Great, let's talk escrow.
278
00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,240
It's completely
logical.
279
00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:41,475
You don't have
your own house
280
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:42,309
and you always complain
281
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,477
about living with Mr. Ballard.
282
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,611
Wait a minute.
283
00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,146
You complaining
to him about me?
284
00:10:46,180 --> 00:10:49,183
No. I complain
about you near him.
285
00:10:49,216 --> 00:10:50,617
I have excellent hearing.
286
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:52,186
It doesn't matter.
Look, actually,
287
00:10:52,219 --> 00:10:54,455
I'm very happy
living with Dale.
288
00:10:54,488 --> 00:10:57,024
Well, first you're complaining,
now you're complimenting?
289
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,292
I can go back to complaining.
290
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,661
No, no, no. Compliment away.
291
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:02,095
Fine.
292
00:11:02,129 --> 00:11:04,665
I really enjoy living with you,
293
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,701
and your... Moose Lodge decor
294
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,804
has come to feel like home.
295
00:11:09,838 --> 00:11:12,039
Now, is that
a compliment or a complaint?
296
00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:13,373
It's a little of both.
297
00:11:13,407 --> 00:11:14,641
I'll take it.
298
00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,043
So, where
are we?
299
00:11:16,076 --> 00:11:17,678
Buy my home outright?
300
00:11:17,711 --> 00:11:18,979
Take over our mortgage?
301
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,148
Interest rates are
looking darn attractive.
302
00:11:22,216 --> 00:11:23,417
Honestly, I can't think of
303
00:11:23,450 --> 00:11:25,018
a better starter home
for a new family
304
00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:26,620
such as the one
you've accidentally created.
305
00:11:26,653 --> 00:11:28,823
Do you think we'd be
living with my parents
306
00:11:28,857 --> 00:11:30,224
if we could afford
our own house?
307
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,725
Well, the history
of banking in this country
308
00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,594
is rife with ill-advised loans
made to poor people.
309
00:11:33,627 --> 00:11:35,128
You could be their next mistake.
310
00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:36,931
CeeCee would have
311
00:11:36,965 --> 00:11:38,799
her own room
and we'd have an extra bedroom
312
00:11:38,833 --> 00:11:40,200
for whatever we want.
313
00:11:40,234 --> 00:11:42,336
Actually, I'd like my room
to stay as is,
314
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:44,973
but when you accidentally
have more kids, we can talk.
315
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,407
It's happened once bef...
No.
316
00:11:47,441 --> 00:11:48,810
Okay.
317
00:11:48,843 --> 00:11:50,812
Why on Earth would
I buy your house?
318
00:11:50,845 --> 00:11:52,513
Not you, the university.
319
00:11:52,546 --> 00:11:55,082
Okay, why would the university
buy your house?
320
00:11:55,115 --> 00:11:56,250
We've been over this.
Someday,
321
00:11:56,283 --> 00:11:57,784
I'm going to win a Nobel Prize.
322
00:11:57,819 --> 00:11:59,419
My childhood bedroom
is in said home.
323
00:11:59,453 --> 00:12:02,456
It's gonna be like
the thinking man's Graceland.
324
00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:03,590
Okay, stop.
325
00:12:03,624 --> 00:12:05,259
You know, I've always
gone out of my way
326
00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,261
to do anything
to make you happy.
327
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,963
I love that about you.
But--
328
00:12:08,997 --> 00:12:10,631
now, how can
I say this nicely--
329
00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:14,969
you're Caltech's problem now,
so, yay.
330
00:12:15,003 --> 00:12:16,703
But if my parents sell it,
331
00:12:16,737 --> 00:12:18,505
I have no reason to come back.
332
00:12:18,539 --> 00:12:21,775
Sheldon, is it possible
that what you're upset about
333
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,845
is going away to California?
334
00:12:23,878 --> 00:12:25,712
No, I'm excited about that.
335
00:12:25,746 --> 00:12:29,049
Well, things can be exciting
and scary at the same time.
336
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,184
True.
Once, on a dare,
337
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,253
I ate a Sour Patch Kid.
I thought I was gonna die.
338
00:12:33,287 --> 00:12:34,755
You would not
believe the puckering.
339
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,590
But now it makes
a terrific story.
340
00:12:36,623 --> 00:12:38,592
Oh, riveting.
Anyway,
341
00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:40,360
it's okay to have
complicated feelings.
342
00:12:40,394 --> 00:12:43,130
Maybe you're focusing
on your parents' move
343
00:12:43,163 --> 00:12:46,166
because that's easier than
focusing on what lies ahead.
344
00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:48,135
What do you think lies ahead?
345
00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:51,039
I don't know.
You're moving far away.
346
00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:53,440
I am, and I don't know
anyone there.
347
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,275
And I'm scared of the ocean,
and they have earthquakes.
348
00:12:55,309 --> 00:12:57,544
What am I doing?
Maybe I should stay here.
349
00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,147
Oh. Oof.
350
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,281
I mean...
351
00:13:01,315 --> 00:13:02,783
Well, you could, but...
352
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,888
Uh...
No, Professor Hawking
353
00:13:06,921 --> 00:13:08,355
is at Caltech.
354
00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,124
He will be very disappointed
if you don't show up
355
00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,660
and-and tell him that
Sour Patch story.
356
00:13:13,694 --> 00:13:15,562
Good point.
Great point.
357
00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:16,965
Plus, I'm never
gonna win a Nobel Prize
358
00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:18,398
at this third-rate university.
359
00:13:18,432 --> 00:13:19,700
Second-rate.
360
00:13:19,733 --> 00:13:21,970
Now, get out of here.
361
00:13:22,003 --> 00:13:23,637
I don't want you to see me cry.
362
00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,673
Thank you.
I don't want to see that either.
363
00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:33,347
One more down.
364
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,716
You can do it, Linda.
365
00:13:36,683 --> 00:13:37,952
I know it looks
366
00:13:37,986 --> 00:13:40,320
a little lived in, but
it's got good bones.
367
00:13:40,354 --> 00:13:42,189
Yeah. How much
can we get for it?
368
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,791
Well, I need to see
the rest of the house.
369
00:13:44,826 --> 00:13:46,193
Of course, yeah.
370
00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:48,595
And we recently
redid the plumbing.
371
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:51,866
And that was pricey.
Write that down.
372
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,201
And, uh, this is
our daughter's room.
373
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,871
We told her to clean up,
but no promises.
374
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:02,275
Oh, hello, ma'am.
375
00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:05,079
What a charming room.
376
00:14:05,113 --> 00:14:07,280
It's been such a blessing
to grow up here.
377
00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:09,750
I just hope some lucky family
378
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:11,119
loves it as much as I have.
379
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,087
I'm sure they will.
380
00:14:13,121 --> 00:14:15,622
Well, I'm gonna pray on it.
381
00:14:15,656 --> 00:14:17,825
Okay.
Moving on.
382
00:14:17,859 --> 00:14:19,593
This is our
383
00:14:19,626 --> 00:14:20,727
little boy's room.
384
00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:24,966
Might want to stay there
until I finish my sweep.
385
00:14:24,999 --> 00:14:26,633
What are you doing?
386
00:14:26,667 --> 00:14:28,368
You said the realtor
was coming over today.
387
00:14:28,402 --> 00:14:30,404
I wanted to make sure my room
wasn't still radioactive.
388
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,907
Oh, it was never radioactive.
389
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:35,242
We don't know that.
I did have radioactive material.
390
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,177
There was no
radioactive material.
391
00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:39,413
The FBI stopped him
before he got any.
392
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,481
Oh, you're talking about
the uranium I tried to buy.
393
00:14:41,515 --> 00:14:42,984
I'm referring
to the americium isotopes
394
00:14:43,017 --> 00:14:45,252
I was using to
make a nuclear reactor.
395
00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:47,889
Don't write that down.
396
00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:52,860
Hey.
397
00:14:52,894 --> 00:14:54,028
Hey.
398
00:14:54,062 --> 00:14:55,462
Should you be up there?
399
00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,031
Yeah, the realtor said
we'd get a better price
400
00:14:57,065 --> 00:14:59,299
if the roof was in good shape.
I'm just taking a look.
401
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:01,035
Yeah, but a man your age.
402
00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:02,569
And size.
403
00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:04,806
Did you come out here
to insult me?
404
00:15:04,839 --> 00:15:06,239
Mom sent me out here to help.
405
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:08,608
The insults just come natural.
406
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,112
Well, I'm fine.
407
00:15:11,145 --> 00:15:13,181
You even know what
you're looking for?
408
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,581
Broken shingles, loose flashing.
409
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,417
Loose flashing?
How do you even know that?
410
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,319
Is it weird that I know things?
411
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:21,889
Not weird, just surprising.
412
00:15:23,124 --> 00:15:25,659
Well, one day,
you're gonna own a house,
413
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,494
you're gonna need
to learn this stuff, too.
414
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,563
No, I'm gonna make enough money
415
00:15:29,596 --> 00:15:31,231
to where I can
pay somebody else to do it.
416
00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,834
I'd love to see that.
417
00:15:32,867 --> 00:15:34,768
Oh, now you're making fun of me.
418
00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,336
No, I mean it.
419
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,305
'Cause I got a plan.
I'm gonna be rich.
420
00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,773
Yeah, what's your plan?
421
00:15:39,807 --> 00:15:42,043
To be rich.
422
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:43,710
Well, I'll give you one thing.
423
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,613
You got confidence.
Thank you.
424
00:15:46,646 --> 00:15:49,016
You get a second thing,
you'll be unstoppable.
425
00:15:49,050 --> 00:15:51,351
Sounds like I'm
halfway there.
426
00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,453
I suppose you are.
427
00:15:54,688 --> 00:15:55,789
Missy.
428
00:15:55,823 --> 00:15:56,891
Yeah?
429
00:15:56,924 --> 00:15:57,925
Missy.
What?
430
00:15:57,959 --> 00:15:59,827
Missy.
431
00:15:59,861 --> 00:16:01,229
What?
432
00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:02,830
Are you nervous about
moving to a new city?
433
00:16:02,864 --> 00:16:03,865
Nope.
434
00:16:05,365 --> 00:16:06,466
But you won't know anyone.
435
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:08,035
That's the best part.
436
00:16:08,069 --> 00:16:11,005
I won't be the dumb sister
of the smartest boy in town.
437
00:16:11,038 --> 00:16:12,539
You're not
going to brag about me?
438
00:16:12,572 --> 00:16:13,673
Hell, no.
439
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:14,909
I'm gonna tell people
you were sent away
440
00:16:14,942 --> 00:16:16,409
to a school for special kids.
441
00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,378
Caltech is a school
for special kids.
442
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,514
Great, it works on two levels.
443
00:16:21,249 --> 00:16:22,950
Are you nervous?
444
00:16:22,984 --> 00:16:24,751
Yes.
445
00:16:26,187 --> 00:16:28,089
What if no one
likes me in California?
446
00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:29,623
No one likes you here.
447
00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,691
No one understands me here.
There's a difference.
448
00:16:31,725 --> 00:16:33,360
Well, I'm sure
there'll be a bunch
449
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:36,831
of smart other weirdos
at "Cowtech."
450
00:16:36,864 --> 00:16:37,832
Cow tech?
451
00:16:37,865 --> 00:16:38,966
Yeah.
452
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,134
Caltech.
453
00:16:40,168 --> 00:16:41,368
Like calculators?
454
00:16:41,401 --> 00:16:42,569
Like California.
455
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:45,372
Oh. Mm.
I like mine better.
456
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:48,109
Well, I'm sure you'll
make lots of friends.
457
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:51,245
Maybe even a smart,
weird girlfriend.
458
00:16:51,279 --> 00:16:53,380
I have a girlfriend.
Her name is science.
459
00:16:53,413 --> 00:16:55,515
Cool.
When do you leave?
460
00:17:01,956 --> 00:17:04,258
I'm guessing you don't
have classes today?
461
00:17:04,292 --> 00:17:05,559
How'd you know?
462
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:07,327
'Cause you're dressed
like a six-year-old.
463
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:11,232
Don't say that.
He looks... fun.
464
00:17:11,265 --> 00:17:12,499
Thank you.
465
00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,869
Don't forget-- we have
the family portrait today.
466
00:17:14,902 --> 00:17:16,137
Do we really have to
467
00:17:16,170 --> 00:17:18,272
stand in a field of flowers?
Yes.
468
00:17:18,306 --> 00:17:20,340
If you're worried
about getting stung,
469
00:17:20,373 --> 00:17:22,076
I have a backup
beekeeper uniform.
470
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,343
You are not wearing
471
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,711
a beekeeper uniform
in the picture.
472
00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:26,713
Please?
It'll really help my story
473
00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,415
about him going
to a special school.
474
00:17:29,317 --> 00:17:30,818
What's happening?
475
00:17:30,852 --> 00:17:32,053
We are leaving for
476
00:17:32,086 --> 00:17:33,720
the bluebonnet picture at 4:00.
Don't be late.
477
00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:36,057
Wouldn't miss it.
Hey, you want a ride to school?
478
00:17:36,090 --> 00:17:37,158
Nah, I'll
take the bus.
479
00:17:37,191 --> 00:17:39,827
Suit yourself.
480
00:17:39,861 --> 00:17:41,062
See y'all later.
481
00:17:42,063 --> 00:17:43,097
Four o'clock.
482
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:48,668
If I get stung by a bee,
483
00:17:48,702 --> 00:17:51,571
I'm turning you in
to child protective services.
484
00:17:53,473 --> 00:17:55,575
There you go.
485
00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,513
Hmm.
What am I smelling?
486
00:18:00,547 --> 00:18:02,316
I'm wearing peppermint oil.
487
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:03,583
It's a natural bee repellant.
488
00:18:03,617 --> 00:18:05,219
You smell like a candy cane.
489
00:18:05,253 --> 00:18:06,553
Do not lick me.
490
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,588
Hey, uh, speaking of smells,
491
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,124
do I have time to change CeeCee?
492
00:18:10,157 --> 00:18:12,260
Still waiting on George.
Go ahead.
493
00:18:12,293 --> 00:18:13,760
Okay.
You need some help?
494
00:18:13,793 --> 00:18:14,761
No.
495
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,197
Uh, well,
496
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:18,165
I am in all white. Yes.
497
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,474
What's going on?
498
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,177
Mary, we got
some bad news.
499
00:18:31,145 --> 00:18:32,779
Where's George?
500
00:18:36,317 --> 00:18:38,052
I'm so sorry.
501
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:40,154
He, uh,
502
00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,056
he had a heart attack.
503
00:18:44,025 --> 00:18:45,759
But he... he's okay, right?
504
00:18:48,396 --> 00:18:49,830
He's gone.