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Previously onYoung Sheldon...

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Hi, Pastor Jeff,
can you come over right now?

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I need you to save
someone's soul.

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JEFF:Amen.[Mary gasps]

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In your face, Catholics.

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I baptize you in the
name of the Father

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and the Son

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and the Holy Spirit, amen.

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Amen.

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MANDY:
You know, I'm not a lawyer,

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but you could make the argument
that my child

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was kidnapped twice.

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Well, there have to be
consequences.

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How do you feel about
coming down to City Hall

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to witness me and Georgie
get married?

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What about your parents?

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We're really not gonna invite
our folks?

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A spite wedding.
I had one of those.

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Let me get my purse.

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GEORGE JR.:
Hey, little girl.

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In a few minutes,
you're gonna be legitimate.

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You saying she's illegitimate?

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Not me, just,
you know, everybody.

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If you want to smack him,
I'll hold the baby.

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Nah, it's okay.

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Well, just in case.

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[laughs]MARY: Wait!

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Wait!What are they doing here?

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MEEMAW:
I told them,

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and you can't smack me
'cause I'm holding the baby.

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Did we miss it?

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No, we're still waiting.

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I told you we
didn't need to run.

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I know you're mad at me,

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and I am sorry,
but can we please

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be a part of this wedding?

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Yes, please.
I only have one brother.

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What about Sheldon?

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Yeah.

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Fine.

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[exhales]:
Oh.

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Cooper-McAllister?

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Right here.You're up.

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AUDREY:
Wait!

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Wait.

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Wasn't me.

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It was me. I called your dad.

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Oh, that's a long hallway.

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And those steps in front?

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Brutal.

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AUDREY:
Please,

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let us be part of this.

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What do you think?

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Oh, I think we're
thinking the same thing.

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You can stay.

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[sighs]

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Come on.

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Are you gonna be okay?

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Yeah, yeah. Maybe.

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Aww.

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What's wrong?

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No, it's just, I wanted
to walk you down the aisle,

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but there's no aisle.

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Um, hang on.

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[softly]:
Come on.

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♪ ♪

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Thank you.Take care of my little girl.

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Yes, sir.All right.

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All right. Let's get started.

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Could you show a little respect
and stand up?

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One of those.

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George Marshall Cooper Jr.,

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do you take

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Amanda Elizabeth
McAllister

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to be your lawfully wedded wife?

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I do.

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LYNDON:Amanda Elizabeth
McAllister,

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do you take George Marshall
Cooper Jr.

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to be your lawfully wedded
husband?

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I do.

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LYNDON:
By the power
vested in me

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by the great state of Texas,

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I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

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[laughs]You may kiss the bride.

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[applause]

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You can sit down now.

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man.♪

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[music playing softly]

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I can't believe they
gave us the train car.

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Well, my dad slipped
the conductor five bucks.

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Classy.

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So, what are you thinking?

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Couple buckets of spaghetti
for the table?

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Sure. Y-Yeah-- and we're
gonna split the tab.

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It's all right, I got it.

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Uh, Jim, come on.

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We didn't pay for a wedding,

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we can spring
for some spaghetti.

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I-In a bucket.

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We know.

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I-I'm happy to chip in.

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No, no. No, this is
between me and him.

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And we're splitting it.

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Dad, we're poor. Let him pay.

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We are not poor.

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Wouldn't matter either way.

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But we're not.

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[glass clinking]

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[clears throat]

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I would like to propose
a toast...

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...to Mandy and Georgie.

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Your relationship started out

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with lies and deceit,

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which usually happens

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later on in marriage.

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Where is this going?

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But you two got it
out of the way

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right up front.

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So I think the odds
are in your favor...

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...for having a lifetime
of love and happiness.

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To Mandy

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and Georgie...

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...and CeeCee.

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Way to bring it home, baby.

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I can do heartfelt.

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Hello.

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Oh, good, you're here.

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Oh, thank you for bringing him,
Dr. Linkletter.

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Well, you hungry? Have a seat.

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Well, I do have a half can
of tuna waiting for me at home,

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but what the hay?

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So, you and my brother got
married and no one invited me?

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Sorry, it was kind of
a last-minute thing.

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No, I was thanking you.
I hope that, someday,

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my sister won't invite me
to her wedding.

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I won't.
Thank you.

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Here we are.

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Grab a shovel and dig in.

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There you go.

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I spent the summer
in Italy once.

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Bringing back memories?

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No.

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[glass clinking]

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Amanda,

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Georgie,

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since your father and I

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didn't get to give
you a proper wedding,

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we'd like to pay
for a honeymoon.

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[gasps] Wow, really?

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Should we offer to split...?

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Mr. McAllister,
really appreciate it,

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but that's not necessary.

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First of all, no more of this
"Mr. McAllister" stuff, okay?

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It's Jim.

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Thank you, Jim.

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Uh, very kind, Jim.

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This feels weird, Jim.

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So, where are we going?

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What would you say
to an all-expenses-paid weekend

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at Dollywood?

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Shut up.MANDY:
Oh, my God.

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Thank you.

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That's amazing.

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Oh, I'm definitely
getting married.

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And I won't be going.

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Oh, and I can watch the baby.

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Or me, the one who just
paid for your honeymoon.

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You two are on probation.

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I don't want to come home and
find out there was an exorcism.

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Connie, will you do it?

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I would love to.

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Wait a minute, it's my house.
Don't I have a say?

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No.

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I don't have a say.

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I got to go open up
the gambling room.

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Can you watch her
for about an hour?

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I just had coffee
and a bowl of Raisin Bran.

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Next hour is spoken for.

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You could've just said no.

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I'm trying to keep
the romance alive.

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Hey, why don't we look around
for wedding rings in Tennessee?

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Hmm.

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Maybe they sell them
at Dollywood.

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If it's all the same,

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I'd rather not
get my wedding ring

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at the same place
they sell corn dogs.

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Oh, corn dogs.

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We're definitely
getting corn dogs.
[laughs]

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You know, through all the rush,
we didn't really talk about it,

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but are you gonna take my name?

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Is it important to you?

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I don't know, I'd kind of like
people to know we're a family.

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You know, the Coopers,
Georgie and Mandy Cooper.

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[laughs softly]

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I'd go to a barbecue
at their house.

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[both chuckle]

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Well, why don't you take
my name?

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I'm trying to have
a serious conversation,

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and you're making jokes.

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Why is it a joke?

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Maybe that'd fly
in New York City,

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but in Texas,
I'd get my ass kicked.

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Maybe we should move
to New York City.

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Okay, there's just some
things you don't joke about.

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And the thing you need to know
about slot machines

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is that they provide the house

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with a 17% edge.

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And that...

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is a whole lot of edge
for Meemaw and your daddy.

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Huh?

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Ooh, that ain't good.

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Excuse me.I don't work here!

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[siren whoops]

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OFFICER [over P.A.]:
Connie Tucker?

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Please stop running.

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[siren wailing]

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GILROY:
[gasps] Peekaboo.

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Oh, yeah, that's funny.

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[gasps]
Peekaboo.

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Hey.

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Took you long enough.

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Yeah, I'm old.
I had to go to the bathroom.

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Why are you handcuffed?
Why is she handcuffed?

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She's a flight risk.

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What is she talking about?

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I was just taking the baby
for a walk,

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and Cagney and Lacey here

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decided that I was
evading arrest.

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Oh, Connie.

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H-How much is bail?

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Won't know till Monday.

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What?Judge left town for the weekend.

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Well, get him back.

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Can't. Gone fishing.

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Beautiful day for it.
Where'd he go?

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Dale.Right.

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You mean I got to sit here
till Monday?

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Well, you'll be back in a cell.

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Where all the bad people go.

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[coos]

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Oh, my God.

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Dale, take the baby home.

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Me? Why don't you call Mary?

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The last thing I want
is for her to know about this.

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I'll watch the baby if you like.

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There you go, problem solved.

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No. Take the baby.

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[groans]

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Yeah.

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Well, is there anything
I can bring you?

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Yeah, a cake with a file in it.

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[laughs]:
Good one.

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DALE:
Thank you, Officer.

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Can I give the flight
risk a kiss goodbye?

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That's up to her.

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I'm good.

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She's good.

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Okay, CeeCee, here we go.

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Bye, baby.

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Next rest stop,
let's call and check on CeeCee.

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She's fine.
She's with my meemaw.

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Yeah, you're right,
I'm worrying for nothing.

267
00:09:34,835 --> 00:09:36,706
All right, let's get you
to your cell.

268
00:09:40,362 --> 00:09:42,451
So, that beautiful little girl
is your granddaughter?

269
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,714
Great-granddaughter.

270
00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,368
I never locked up
a great-grandma before.

271
00:09:46,498 --> 00:09:49,937
Well, isn't this your lucky day?

272
00:09:50,067 --> 00:09:51,286
[phone ringing]

273
00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,768
Sheldon, phone.

274
00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,945
187 IQ and I'm a receptionist.

275
00:09:58,075 --> 00:09:59,294
[sniffles]

276
00:09:59,424 --> 00:10:01,078
Cooper residence.

277
00:10:01,209 --> 00:10:02,950
Hello, Mr. Ballard.

278
00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,038
He's here.

279
00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:05,648
May I tell him
what this is concerning?

280
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,520
I may not? Very well.

281
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:09,913
Dad, it's Mr. Ballard.

282
00:10:10,044 --> 00:10:11,611
I'll pick it up in here.

283
00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,003
Which you could've done
to begin with.

284
00:10:15,049 --> 00:10:16,137
Hey, Dale, what's up?

285
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:19,140
You're kidding.

286
00:10:19,270 --> 00:10:20,837
Till Monday?What's going on?

287
00:10:20,968 --> 00:10:22,622
Shh!

288
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:23,840
Well, is there
anything I can do?

289
00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,494
Yeah, I know a couple lawyers.

290
00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,495
Who needs a lawyer?

291
00:10:26,626 --> 00:10:28,105
Meemaw's in jail.

292
00:10:28,236 --> 00:10:29,629
Hang up.

293
00:10:32,806 --> 00:10:34,111
What's she in jail for?

294
00:10:34,242 --> 00:10:35,547
I'm not sure.

295
00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,461
Some kind of room got shut down.

296
00:10:36,592 --> 00:10:38,855
Oh, the gambling room.What?

297
00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:40,117
Yeah, in the back
of the laundromat.

298
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,858
Isn't that illegal?

299
00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,992
Yeah, that's why she's in jail.

300
00:10:45,122 --> 00:10:46,428
She tried to run?

301
00:10:46,558 --> 00:10:48,560
[chuckles] Oh, that...

302
00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:50,562
Oh, that makes me so happy.

303
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,087
♪ Met her on the mountain ♪

304
00:10:54,349 --> 00:10:56,917
♪ There I took her life ♪

305
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,660
♪ Met her on the mountain ♪

306
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:04,315
[fussing]♪ Stabbed her with my knife.

307
00:11:04,446 --> 00:11:05,490
[crying]

308
00:11:05,621 --> 00:11:08,406
Yeah, it's kind of a sad one.

309
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:10,931
Yeah. You'll like
this one.

310
00:11:13,107 --> 00:11:15,849
♪ Delia, oh, Delia ♪

311
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:19,417
♪ Delia all my life ♪

312
00:11:20,636 --> 00:11:23,465
♪ If I hadn't shot poor Delia. ♪

313
00:11:25,467 --> 00:11:27,469
Here you go.
This is for you.

314
00:11:30,515 --> 00:11:32,953
♪ Hey, yeah, baby ♪

315
00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,130
♪ Shake it on down. ♪

316
00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,001
[cooing]That's the one.

317
00:11:38,132 --> 00:11:40,003
That's the one.[doorbell rings]

318
00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:42,789
We got company.

319
00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:47,184
Hey, Mare.George told me about the arrest.

320
00:11:47,315 --> 00:11:48,751
Oh. Yeah.

321
00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,013
Boy, I know
how to pick 'em, huh?

322
00:11:50,144 --> 00:11:51,406
Is she okay?

323
00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:53,582
Oh, yeah,
she's a tough old bird.

324
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,758
Well, let me take the baby
off your hands

325
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,064
till the kids come back.

326
00:11:57,194 --> 00:12:00,763
Well, but we're having
such a good time.

327
00:12:00,894 --> 00:12:02,809
Dale.She likes me.

328
00:12:02,939 --> 00:12:04,071
Dale.

329
00:12:04,201 --> 00:12:06,595
[sighs] Oh. Fine.

330
00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:08,858
You get the baby,
I'll grab her Binky.

331
00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:12,862
You know, she really
does like me.

332
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:14,734
So, here's a question.

333
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,257
What?

334
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:18,302
You think CeeCee's gonna be
an only child?

335
00:12:20,130 --> 00:12:22,611
I don't know.
For a while she is. Why?

336
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,483
Well, since we're
man and wife now,

337
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:27,007
we got to make plans.

338
00:12:27,137 --> 00:12:29,487
I'm almost back in my old jeans.
This can wait.

339
00:12:29,618 --> 00:12:32,664
Well, I'm just saying, I liked
having a brother and sister.

340
00:12:32,795 --> 00:12:33,665
Don't you like having a brother?

341
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:35,232
Eh.

342
00:12:35,363 --> 00:12:37,234
So, y'all didn't get along?

343
00:12:37,365 --> 00:12:39,410
I picked on him.
I made him cry a lot.

344
00:12:39,540 --> 00:12:41,586
That's what I did with Sheldon.

345
00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:43,066
Don't you want
CeeCee to have that?

346
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,981
Just so you know,
my plans include more

347
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,462
than making babies
so they can pick on each other.

348
00:12:47,592 --> 00:12:49,159
I want a career.

349
00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:50,378
I support that.

350
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,120
And maybe go back to school.

351
00:12:54,730 --> 00:12:56,645
Curveball, but okay.

352
00:12:57,994 --> 00:12:59,517
I don't have to go
back to school, do I?

353
00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:00,605
Oh, no, sweetheart.

354
00:13:00,736 --> 00:13:03,086
Thank you.

355
00:13:03,217 --> 00:13:04,653
[doorbell rings]

356
00:13:06,611 --> 00:13:08,700
Hey there. Alice, isn't it?

357
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:11,051
Audrey.Right.

358
00:13:11,181 --> 00:13:12,704
What can I do for you, Audrey?

359
00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:14,228
I came to visit
my granddaughter.

360
00:13:14,358 --> 00:13:15,664
Not here.

361
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,796
Where is she?

362
00:13:16,926 --> 00:13:19,407
Well, as they say in Canada,

363
00:13:19,537 --> 00:13:21,191
she's "oot and aboot."

364
00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,675
So, if I'm to understand
correctly,

365
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:29,156
our meemaw's been running
a criminal enterprise.

366
00:13:29,286 --> 00:13:30,244
Cool, huh?

367
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:31,941
No, it is most certainly
not cool.

368
00:13:32,072 --> 00:13:34,944
On the one hand, people need to
pay for their crimes.

369
00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:36,641
On the other,
if Meemaw's in prison,

370
00:13:36,772 --> 00:13:38,600
who's gonna smell like Bengay
and kiss me on the head?

371
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:41,211
She's an old lady, they're
not gonna lock her up forever.

372
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,213
I sure hope not.

373
00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,042
Are there any other
family secrets

374
00:13:46,173 --> 00:13:47,087
that I don't know about?

375
00:13:47,217 --> 00:13:50,699
Um... actually, yes.

376
00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:51,831
Tell me.

377
00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,310
No, you couldn't handle it.

378
00:13:53,441 --> 00:13:55,399
Now I have to know.

379
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,401
Okay. You ever wonder why Mom

380
00:13:57,532 --> 00:13:58,968
made that prayer garden
in the back yard?

381
00:13:59,099 --> 00:14:00,361
To pray.

382
00:14:00,491 --> 00:14:01,884
You're so naive.

383
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:04,191
[whispers]:
There's a dead body under there.

384
00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:05,540
Whose?

385
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,107
I've already said too much.

386
00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,022
[doorbell rings]

387
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:12,503
Hey, Audrey.Where's Mary?

388
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:14,157
She's, uh... [clears throat]

389
00:14:14,288 --> 00:14:15,332
Mare!

390
00:14:16,464 --> 00:14:17,900
Oh.

391
00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:18,901
Hi.

392
00:14:19,032 --> 00:14:19,989
Why do you have the baby?

393
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,686
Um...

394
00:14:21,817 --> 00:14:23,471
It's kind of a long story.

395
00:14:23,601 --> 00:14:26,039
Why do you have the baby?

396
00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,825
My mother was arrested,
she's in jail.

397
00:14:29,956 --> 00:14:32,523
I can't get a straight answer
from anybody in this family.

398
00:14:37,572 --> 00:14:39,356
A gambling room?

399
00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:40,967
Yes.

400
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:43,534
And she'd been
bribing the authorities?

401
00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:44,884
I wouldn't use that word,

402
00:14:45,014 --> 00:14:47,364
but there were...

403
00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:50,628
donations made
to the authorities.

404
00:14:50,759 --> 00:14:51,891
And Georgie worked there?

405
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,458
Well, he also
runs the laundromat.

406
00:14:54,589 --> 00:14:55,720
Very legitimate.

407
00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:57,113
For money laundering.

408
00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:58,898
And regular laundering.

409
00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:00,725
[softly]:
I can't believe this.

410
00:15:00,856 --> 00:15:04,033
What kind of a family
has my daughter married into?

411
00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:07,689
To be clear,
I did not condone any of this.

412
00:15:07,819 --> 00:15:10,387
Doesn't matter.
This is a criminal environment,

413
00:15:10,518 --> 00:15:11,606
and I'm taking the baby.

414
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:14,870
[gasps] Over my dead body.

415
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:15,958
CeeCee is my granddaughter, too,

416
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,482
and she is perfectly safe here.

417
00:15:18,613 --> 00:15:22,704
Well, as long as she's here,
I'm here.

418
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,924
Fine.

419
00:15:26,099 --> 00:15:27,448
Are you hungry?

420
00:15:27,578 --> 00:15:29,841
I have half a bucket
of spaghetti in the fridge.

421
00:15:29,972 --> 00:15:31,974
I could eat.

422
00:15:32,975 --> 00:15:34,803
All right, I'll go heat it up.

423
00:15:40,156 --> 00:15:41,418
[scoffs] What?

424
00:15:41,549 --> 00:15:42,985
You think I'm gonna
take the baby and run?

425
00:15:43,116 --> 00:15:44,856
Yes. Would you like
some garlic bread?

426
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,989
That sounds nice.

427
00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,297
You know, we should really start
looking for our own place.

428
00:15:50,427 --> 00:15:52,081
You think?

429
00:15:52,212 --> 00:15:55,084
I mean, the gambling room's
doing great,

430
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,172
and since we put
in the roulette wheel,

431
00:15:56,303 --> 00:15:57,695
we're basically printing money.

432
00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,176
[sighs] Sure would like
to have my own bathroom.

433
00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,439
[sighs] Your own bathroom,

434
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:04,006
one of them walk-in shoe closets

435
00:16:04,137 --> 00:16:07,270
like on Lifestyles
of the Rich and Famous.

436
00:16:07,401 --> 00:16:09,620
And carpet everywhere,
even in the kitchen.

437
00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,057
That's a terrible idea.

438
00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:12,754
'Cause of spilling and crumbs,
sure.

439
00:16:12,884 --> 00:16:14,756
Point is, I want to spoil you,

440
00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,845
so whatever you want.

441
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,281
♪ ♪

442
00:16:18,412 --> 00:16:22,024
Well, right now,
I just want you.

443
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,200
Really? Now?

444
00:16:24,331 --> 00:16:25,549
Yeah.

445
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,290
Hot damn.

446
00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,031
Just so you know,

447
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:30,685
I promised my dad
I'd use condoms.

448
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:31,555
MANDY [chuckles]:
Good.

449
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:34,863
[car door closes]

450
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,821
Now what?

451
00:16:36,952 --> 00:16:38,127
[sighs]

452
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:40,825
Hey.

453
00:16:40,956 --> 00:16:42,566
Did you escape?

454
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,439
Nah, they just brought me over
to pick up my pills and pj's.

455
00:16:45,569 --> 00:16:47,658
Oh, that's nice.

456
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,225
Are you drunk?

457
00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,140
Uh, yeah, it sure feels like it.

458
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,146
And where's the baby?

459
00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:59,061
Don't worry, she's not here.

460
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,585
Where is she?Mary's got her.

461
00:17:01,716 --> 00:17:02,673
So she knows about me?

462
00:17:02,804 --> 00:17:04,284
Yeah.

463
00:17:04,414 --> 00:17:05,502
[siren whoops]

464
00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,548
My chariot awaits.

465
00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,505
DALE:
Oh.

466
00:17:09,723 --> 00:17:11,247
Did you have diner?

467
00:17:11,377 --> 00:17:14,511
They ordered in some pizza
from Del Bonos.

468
00:17:14,642 --> 00:17:15,685
That sounds good.

469
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,297
I had cold spaghetti.

470
00:17:17,426 --> 00:17:18,211
[pills rattling]MEEMAW: All right.

471
00:17:19,690 --> 00:17:21,866
Well, I'll see you Monday.

472
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,042
Well, they have visiting hours.

473
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,479
I can come tomorrow morning.

474
00:17:25,608 --> 00:17:27,089
Not till 1:00.

475
00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,483
Oh, I see. My game's on.

476
00:17:29,613 --> 00:17:31,354
So, how about 4:30 or 5:00?

477
00:17:31,485 --> 00:17:33,052
I'll see you Monday.

478
00:17:33,182 --> 00:17:35,271
All right. See ya.[door opens, closes]

479
00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,231
Well, why does she get pizza?

480
00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:39,536
I want pizza.

481
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:44,541
Thanks for coming by.Yeah, what's the situation?

482
00:17:44,672 --> 00:17:46,587
Well, right now
it's kind of a standoff.

483
00:17:46,717 --> 00:17:48,806
They're eating spaghetti, and
Mary's holding the baby hostage.

484
00:17:48,937 --> 00:17:50,286
All right. What's our play?

485
00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,374
Well, I figured we'll be
dealing with each other

486
00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:53,028
for the rest of our lives,

487
00:17:53,159 --> 00:17:55,030
so we got to keep things civil.I'm with you.

488
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:56,075
[stammers]
Let me start by saying,

489
00:17:56,205 --> 00:17:57,424
you are a pleasure.

490
00:17:57,554 --> 00:17:59,556
[chuckles]:
Oh, back at you.

491
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,167
And your daughter is a keeper.

492
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:02,690
And your son is
a fine young man.

493
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:04,474
Thank you.

494
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,954
So, you ready to do this?

495
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,216
I'm right behind you.

496
00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,740
♪ ♪

497
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:12,352
Hey, Mare,
look who stopped by.

498
00:18:12,482 --> 00:18:14,354
[crickets chirping][clock ticking]

499
00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,534
Mmm, it's good coffee.

500
00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:21,578
Is that Folgers?

501
00:18:21,709 --> 00:18:23,537
Maxwell House.

502
00:18:23,667 --> 00:18:24,842
JIM:
Ah, sure.

503
00:18:24,973 --> 00:18:26,670
Good to the last drop.

504
00:18:26,801 --> 00:18:28,107
Uh, Audrey, am I crazy,

505
00:18:28,237 --> 00:18:30,239
or didn't we used to
drink Maxwell House?

506
00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,328
Yes.
Mm-hmm.

507
00:18:32,459 --> 00:18:34,113
Hmm. Why'd we change?

508
00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:37,812
It's a mystery.
[chuckles]

509
00:18:37,942 --> 00:18:39,466
Speaking of mysteries,

510
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:42,033
Mary, did you ever find that
earring you were looking for?

511
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:44,035
[clears throat]

512
00:18:44,166 --> 00:18:45,994
Family heirloom just gone.

513
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,214
Maybe her mother stole it.

514
00:18:48,344 --> 00:18:49,389
[exhales sharply]

515
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:50,868
I am not holding the baby
anymore,

516
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:51,956
so you better watch it.

517
00:18:54,481 --> 00:18:55,917
Audrey's uncle was
a bank robber.

518
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:58,224
Jim!He's in Leavenworth.

519
00:18:58,354 --> 00:19:00,443
He's my uncle by marriage.

520
00:19:00,574 --> 00:19:02,793
Look, a-all I'm saying is

521
00:19:02,924 --> 00:19:04,795
every family's got secrets,
right?

522
00:19:04,926 --> 00:19:06,928
We sure got some skeletons
in the closet.

523
00:19:07,058 --> 00:19:08,843
MARY:
We do not.

524
00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,410
Other than my mother.

525
00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:12,194
[breathes deeply]
And?

526
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,022
[Mary sighs]

527
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,763
My cousin Janine is
a practicing witch,

528
00:19:15,893 --> 00:19:16,938
but that's it.

529
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,246
Worships Satan.[sighs heavily]

530
00:19:20,376 --> 00:19:22,596
I got you beat.

531
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,859
My brother William...

532
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,774
[whispers]:
He's a Democrat.

533
00:19:26,904 --> 00:19:28,645
He voted for Mondale.

534
00:19:28,776 --> 00:19:31,126
Aw, I'm so sorry.JIM: Mm.

535
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,563
Actually, feels good
to talk about it.

536
00:19:38,568 --> 00:19:40,309
[crickets chirping]

537
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:43,747
Are you sure
there's a body down here?

538
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,706
Oh, yeah, keep digging.

539
00:19:47,316 --> 00:19:48,404
ADULT SHELDON:
I'd like to tell you

540
00:19:48,535 --> 00:19:49,927
I found something that night,

541
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:52,408
but for once
you all might be ahead of me.

542
00:19:58,762 --> 00:20:01,635
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544
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