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- Previously on Young Sheldon...
- Excuse me.
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- You Coach Ballard?
- That'd be me.
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My daughter's here to try out.
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Come on, I'm not gonna
put a girl on my team.
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Why not?
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She's got pigtails.
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You're not even gonna give her a chance?
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No.
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Hey. Hello. Can I talk to you?
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Yeah.
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You tell my granddaughter
she can't play baseball?
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Well, I was just looking
out for her, that's all.
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Well, we don't need you
deciding what's best for her.
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Or what?
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Or you and me are gonna have problems.
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- We're back!
- How'd it go?
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She made the team.
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Congratulations!
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And Meemaw got a date with the coach.
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- What?
- It was a productive afternoon.
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You sure you don't want me to stay?
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You promised you'd
take me to RadioShack.
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Sheldon, this is a big
day for your sister.
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I'm fine, Dad.
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Come on.
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I really don't want to go to RadioShack.
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Ah. George.
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- Dale.
- Hey, Missy.
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Why don't you get out
there and start warming up?
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Okay.
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And you must be Sheldon.
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Your grandmother told me all about you.
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We're going to RadioShack.
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Yeah, she didn't lie.
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George, I figure we kind of got off
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on the wrong foot the other day.
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- Don't worry about it.
- Well, I do worry about it.
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I-I'd like to take you out for a beer,
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if that would be okay.
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It appears Meemaw told
him about you, too.
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Sounds great.
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- Have a good practice.
- Thank you.
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It's nice that you're going to socialize
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- with Meemaw's new boyfriend.
- I know.
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She's gonna hate it.
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Hey, Clark. Today's the day.
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It's in the back.
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I'll go get it.
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What's he getting?
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A direct-connect 300 baud modem.
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How much?
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Don't worry, I'm using my allowance.
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Plus, Clark gave me a healthy discount
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for helping with his
application to medical school.
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Okay.
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What's a modem do?
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It allows me to connect my computer
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to other computers that also have one.
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Why would you need to do that?
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So I can share my scientific ideas
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with academics all over the world.
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It's like the cybernetic version
of the Algonquin Round Table.
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I don't know what that means.
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That's okay, you're still my dad
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and I'm genetically
obligated to love you.
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Missy, how was practice?
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So good.
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Tell us everything.
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The boys were a little mean
at first, but I handled it.
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Can I warm up with you?
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I don't play baseball with girls.
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Really? Your friend's playing with one.
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Ooh!
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I am so proud of you.
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Well, I'm glad you all had a good day.
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Not just them. Guess who
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I'm grabbing a beer with.
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Your new friend, Dale.
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Are you kidding me?
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You were right, she's not happy.
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We're gonna do a
little combination here.
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Here we go. Ready and
out, in, up, down...
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Out, in, up, down.
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Hello.
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Hi, Georgie.
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It's Lisa, from English class.
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Oh, hey. What's up?
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I was wondering if you could
help me with our homework.
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Crap, we have homework?
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You're so funny.
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I think so.
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Most people don't.
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What's that noise?
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No idea.
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Georgie, I need you
to get off the phone.
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Hang on, Lisa.
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I'm helping someone with
their English homework.
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I don't have time for jokes.
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I need the phone line
to connect my modem.
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What the hell's a modem?
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It links my computer
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to an interconnected
web of other computers
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in order to facilitate
the exchange of ideas.
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That's the stupidest
thing I've ever heard of.
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Sadly, that was not
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the stupidest thing he ever said.
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Lift, lift, squeeze it.
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Have you tried the meatballs here?
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They are fantastic.
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I haven't.
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But speaking of meatballs,
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I hear you're gonna hang
out with my son-in-law.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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You don't like that at all.
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No, it's fine with me.
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I hope you all go out and...
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- have a grand old time.
- Oh.
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Yeah, well, what's the matter?
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You afraid I'm gonna
find out all your secrets?
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Calm down. You're enjoying
this a little too much.
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Enjoying it? I'm loving it.
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Look how mad you're getting.
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Come on, what's he got on you?
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Did you do some jail time?
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Were you a go-go dancer?
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Hmm.
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Have you got a tattoo
in a naughty place?
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Can I see it?
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Ooh! Someone responded
to a theory I posted
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on the physics bulletin board.
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He called my work flawed.
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That's rude.
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Let him know he can't push you around.
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That's what I did at baseball practice.
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I'd rather not resort to name-calling.
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It usually gets me stuffed
somewhere uncomfortable.
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That's in person,
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where people know
you're pathetic and weak.
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That's true.
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This is completely anonymous.
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I can say whatever I want
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without fear of physical retaliation.
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Thanks.
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And on that day,
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my sister created
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the first Internet flame war.
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Ooh, that is as cruel
as it is grammatical.
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And send.
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I tried to call you last
night; the phone was busy.
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Oh, yeah, that was Sheldon.
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Sheldon has friends he
talks on the phone with?
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Well, his computer was
talking to another computer.
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Oh. And the world makes sense again.
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Morning.
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Just a reminder, I'm
gonna be late tonight.
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Hanging with my new buddy Dale.
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Well, I hope you two have fun together.
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Oh, we will. So much to talk about.
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You better respect her privacy.
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Oh, I don't plan on doing that at all.
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Don't you need to go to work?
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Yes, but I don't want to leave
until I know you're upset.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I'm not.
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Yeah, you are.
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Bye.
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It's just so easy. All you do
is type in the Usenet address:
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"sci... dot... theory...
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dot... physics...
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dot... research...
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dot... quantum."
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Press enter, and it comes right up.
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Careful. In WarGames,
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Matthew Broderick
almost blew up the world.
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The only thing I'm gonna be blowing up
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is this fellow's flimsy argument.
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That was one of my classic
jokes; feel free to laugh.
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See? Like magic.
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Hey.
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Uh, why are you dressed like a boy?
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I made the baseball team.
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Oh, so you are a boy.
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Get out, I need to change.
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- You seem upset.
- I am.
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I was right? Good for me.
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Just get out.
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Wait.
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You get picked on all the time.
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How do you deal with it?
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Who's picking on you?
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It doesn't matter, just tell me.
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I usually start by telling
myself how much smarter I am
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than the person who's picking on
me, but that won't work for you.
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Out.
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Missy?
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What?
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Sometimes I imagine that I'm
an ion with a positive charge
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and they're an ion
with a negative charge.
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It's so that whatever
they say bounces off me
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and sticks to them.
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Hi, Georgie.
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Hey.
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I like that jacket.
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Then you'll probably like my pants;
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they're made of the same stuff.
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Well, see you in class.
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Okay.
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Veronica.
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Hey, Georgie.
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What's up?
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We're-we're friends, right?
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Yeah.
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We're just friends?
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What do you mean?
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Well, I've asked you out
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a bunch and you've made it pretty clear
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you weren't interested,
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but before I asked out another girl,
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I just wanted to make sure that...
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It's fine.
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You sure? Because if it's not...
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Georgie, I need to focus
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on my relationship with God right now,
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but I'm really happy for you.
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Okay. Cool.
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Cool.
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Well, guess I'll see you around.
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Yup.
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Well, I-I was married for 18
years and I got to tell you,
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those were the two
best years of my life.
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Ah. What's it like, you know,
being single at your age?
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Why, you thinking about it?
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No, no, everything's fine.
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- Happily married, just, uh, just curious.
- Yeah...
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Come on, now. She's not here.
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Well, to answer your
question, it's just great.
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See, I get to wander around
my house in my underwear,
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and I can make whatever
bodily noises I choose
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whenever I choose.
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Ah. I do that now.
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Well, then, you got yourself a keeper.
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So how'd you wind up coaching baseball?
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Well, with the sporting goods store,
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you know, I've sponsored
a couple of teams,
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and then this year, my
grandson wanted to play,
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so it lets me spend more time with him.
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That's nice. Yeah, I
coach my son in football.
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Sheldon?
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Oh, God, no. Can you imagine?
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- You really scared me there for a second.
- Yeah.
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- So you're dating my mother-in-law.
- Oh, no.
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Now, did she send you here
on a fact-finding mission?
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No. No, I-if anything, she's worried
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I'm gonna tell you things about her.
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- Really?
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I tell you what, why
don't we get another drink
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and let's get to it?
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Would you get this man a
bucket of beer here, please?
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I'm sorry those girls were so mean.
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They didn't just call me a boy.
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They wouldn't sit with me at lunch.
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No one talked to me at recess.
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Aw, baby.
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Somebody crossed out "Missy
Cooper" in my notebook
267
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and wrote "Mister Cooper."
268
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Well, if that's what they're like,
269
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maybe you don't want them as friends.
270
00:11:44,550 --> 00:11:48,486
I don't think I want to
play baseball anymore.
271
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If that's what you
want, it's your decision.
272
00:11:57,162 --> 00:11:58,262
Hello?
273
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I heard your daughter's
playing baseball.
274
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Hey, Brenda.
275
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What were you thinking?
276
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Excuse me?
277
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My Billy's on that team.
278
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Baseball's for boys.
279
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Says who?
280
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Says everyone. It's not ladylike.
281
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Save some pudding for your father!
282
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Aw.
283
00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:19,684
Okay, where was I?
284
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You were telling me what was ladylike
285
00:12:21,588 --> 00:12:23,946
and then yelled at your
son like a dock foreman.
286
00:12:23,949 --> 00:12:26,057
Listen, I'm just doing you a favor.
287
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:28,426
The other moms on the
team are starting to talk.
288
00:12:28,429 --> 00:12:31,297
Well, maybe the other moms
need to mind their own business.
289
00:12:31,300 --> 00:12:32,397
Come on, Mary.
290
00:12:32,399 --> 00:12:35,066
Isn't one weird kid
in your family enough?
291
00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:36,802
You going for a record?
292
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You're playing baseball.
293
00:12:42,155 --> 00:12:44,008
But you said it was my decision.
294
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It is. And you're playing.
295
00:12:47,647 --> 00:12:50,481
- There you are.
- Oh, yeah.
296
00:12:50,483 --> 00:12:52,027
Connie's great.
297
00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:55,219
You can have a beer with
her, watch a football game,
298
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joke around.
299
00:12:56,756 --> 00:12:58,389
She doesn't mind if you swear.
300
00:12:58,391 --> 00:13:01,192
In fact, that woman's
got a mouth on her.
301
00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:03,728
- I have noticed that.
- Yeah.
302
00:13:03,730 --> 00:13:06,564
You know, I just realized something.
303
00:13:06,566 --> 00:13:08,566
I got more in common
with my mother-in-law
304
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than I do my own wife.
305
00:13:10,170 --> 00:13:11,536
That's kind of creepy.
306
00:13:11,538 --> 00:13:13,671
Yeah.
307
00:13:13,673 --> 00:13:15,540
Let's hope the beer does its job
308
00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:17,066
and I don't remember this tomorrow.
309
00:13:17,069 --> 00:13:20,863
Well, hey, tell me something
about this guy she was seeing.
310
00:13:20,866 --> 00:13:23,580
Mm. The scientist.
311
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,946
- Really? A scientist?
- Yeah, not with test tubes;
312
00:13:25,949 --> 00:13:29,191
more with arithmetic,
thinking and stuff.
313
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:31,383
- Uh-huh. A physicist.
- There you go.
314
00:13:31,386 --> 00:13:33,524
Yeah. Nice enough fella.
315
00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:35,393
Always reminded me of that cartoon owl
316
00:13:35,395 --> 00:13:36,828
in the Tootsie Pop commercials.
317
00:13:36,830 --> 00:13:39,831
Hmm. Well, why'd they break up?
318
00:13:39,833 --> 00:13:42,121
Uh, you know.
319
00:13:42,124 --> 00:13:43,534
You know, things happen.
320
00:13:43,536 --> 00:13:46,237
Uh-huh. What things?
321
00:13:46,239 --> 00:13:48,915
- Eh...
- Come on, now.
322
00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:51,722
At least tell me if there's
something I need to worry about.
323
00:13:51,725 --> 00:13:53,680
Oh, no. Connie's rock solid.
324
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,513
Unless you put on a little weight.
325
00:13:55,515 --> 00:13:57,382
- Then you will hear about it.
- Ah.
326
00:13:57,384 --> 00:13:59,719
Uh, you want to switch to light beer?
327
00:13:59,722 --> 00:14:03,321
Hey. I may have boobs,
but I'm still a man.
328
00:14:14,514 --> 00:14:17,782
Well, I never.
329
00:14:17,784 --> 00:14:19,350
Hello?
330
00:14:19,352 --> 00:14:21,419
I'm having a scientific
argument with someone
331
00:14:21,421 --> 00:14:22,687
and I need your help.
332
00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,223
I do love a good science fight.
333
00:14:25,225 --> 00:14:27,726
Has it devolved to name-calling yet?
334
00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:30,231
Yes. I called him a Pongo pygmaeus.
335
00:14:30,234 --> 00:14:31,567
Oh!
336
00:14:31,570 --> 00:14:33,565
A Bornean orangutan.
337
00:14:33,567 --> 00:14:38,336
That is a creature who would be
very bad at science. Well done.
338
00:14:38,338 --> 00:14:39,471
I know.
339
00:14:39,473 --> 00:14:40,622
So how can I help?
340
00:14:40,625 --> 00:14:41,757
I posted a theory
341
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:43,360
on the collapse of wave function.
342
00:14:43,363 --> 00:14:45,143
We've been arguing back and forth
343
00:14:45,145 --> 00:14:47,919
and he's saying that my
probabilities come out negative.
344
00:14:47,922 --> 00:14:49,278
Hmm. I see.
345
00:14:49,281 --> 00:14:51,814
Have you considered that
negative probabilities
346
00:14:51,817 --> 00:14:53,536
can still have meaning?
347
00:14:53,539 --> 00:14:56,716
Ooh, I hadn't. That
suggests another idea.
348
00:14:56,719 --> 00:14:58,684
I can argue that negative probabilities
349
00:14:58,687 --> 00:15:00,921
only show up in intermediate steps.
350
00:15:00,924 --> 00:15:03,052
I'm gonna destroy him with this.
351
00:15:03,055 --> 00:15:07,658
And when you do, feel free to
call him a Scarabaeus viettei,
352
00:15:07,661 --> 00:15:08,927
a dung beetle.
353
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,531
Oh, I so admire your mind.
354
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,968
Back at you, little man.
355
00:15:16,877 --> 00:15:18,510
Can I top off your coffee?
356
00:15:18,512 --> 00:15:20,679
Well, that's awfully nice of you.
357
00:15:20,681 --> 00:15:22,948
You know me. I'm a pleaser.
358
00:15:22,950 --> 00:15:25,550
You just want to know what
I talked about with Dale.
359
00:15:25,552 --> 00:15:27,286
Not really.
360
00:15:28,355 --> 00:15:30,422
I promise you got
nothing to worry about.
361
00:15:30,424 --> 00:15:32,223
I didn't say a thing.
362
00:15:32,225 --> 00:15:33,858
Thank you.
363
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:35,860
So what'd you find out about him?
364
00:15:35,862 --> 00:15:37,864
Oh, I see how this works.
365
00:15:37,867 --> 00:15:39,831
You're damn straight
that's how it works.
366
00:15:39,833 --> 00:15:41,967
Now spill.
367
00:15:41,969 --> 00:15:44,002
Well, let's see.
368
00:15:44,004 --> 00:15:45,864
Uh, he likes to drink,
369
00:15:45,867 --> 00:15:46,999
likes to hunt.
370
00:15:47,009 --> 00:15:48,706
Uh, he's got a son who's divorced.
371
00:15:48,709 --> 00:15:50,775
I know all this. Go on.
372
00:15:50,777 --> 00:15:52,403
That's all I got.
373
00:15:53,925 --> 00:15:56,659
You are useless.
374
00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:58,783
When he comes to his
senses and dumps you,
375
00:15:58,785 --> 00:16:00,719
- I'm gonna stay friends with him.
- Good.
376
00:16:00,721 --> 00:16:03,388
If he dumps me, he deserves to suffer.
377
00:16:09,942 --> 00:16:11,208
Hey, Dale.
378
00:16:11,211 --> 00:16:12,963
Hey, George.
379
00:16:12,966 --> 00:16:16,067
So, uh, she gonna be okay out there?
380
00:16:16,069 --> 00:16:17,471
Well, I talked to the other coach.
381
00:16:17,474 --> 00:16:19,138
The boys are gonna leave her alone.
382
00:16:20,169 --> 00:16:22,203
Hey, Billy!
383
00:16:22,206 --> 00:16:24,675
You're supposed to be warming up.
384
00:16:24,678 --> 00:16:26,344
I found a worm!
385
00:16:26,346 --> 00:16:28,177
Do you want to coach a baseball team?
386
00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:32,417
You praying?
387
00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:35,052
I'm asking the Lord to
watch over my little girl.
388
00:16:35,055 --> 00:16:37,288
Well, while you're at
it, ask Him for a win.
389
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,890
I got money on this.
390
00:16:38,892 --> 00:16:41,028
You bet on a kids' baseball game?
391
00:16:41,031 --> 00:16:42,856
I got three to one odds.
392
00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:45,930
Thanks to Dr. Sturgis,
393
00:16:45,932 --> 00:16:48,667
I had all the intellectual
ammunition I needed
394
00:16:48,669 --> 00:16:50,903
to bring my opponent to his knees.
395
00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,395
I accused him of conflating
396
00:16:52,398 --> 00:16:54,665
two different interpretations
of quantum theory,
397
00:16:54,668 --> 00:16:56,907
woefully misrepresenting Paul Dirac,
398
00:16:56,910 --> 00:16:59,971
and when I called him
a dung beetle in Latin,
399
00:16:59,974 --> 00:17:01,512
I was so riled up,
400
00:17:01,515 --> 00:17:04,916
I almost started producing testosterone.
401
00:17:06,734 --> 00:17:08,067
Here she comes.
402
00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:09,554
This is it.
403
00:17:09,556 --> 00:17:10,955
Go get 'em.
404
00:17:13,226 --> 00:17:16,458
- Let's go, Missy!
- Go get 'em, Missy!
405
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:38,717
Ball.
406
00:17:38,719 --> 00:17:40,794
- Whoa.
- Oh! Dear Lord.
407
00:17:40,797 --> 00:17:42,974
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold it.
408
00:17:42,977 --> 00:17:44,742
It happens. She's okay.
409
00:17:44,745 --> 00:17:46,946
Brush it off, Missy!
410
00:18:06,146 --> 00:18:07,212
Ball.
411
00:18:07,214 --> 00:18:08,528
Whoa!
412
00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:10,060
- What the hell?
- Son of a bitch.
413
00:18:10,063 --> 00:18:11,849
Hey! Hey, hey, hey. Hold it.
414
00:18:11,852 --> 00:18:13,685
We talked about this.
415
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:22,873
Cooper!
416
00:18:24,064 --> 00:18:25,317
Ah, well, here we go.
417
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,487
Eat dirt. Eat it.
418
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:28,775
Kick his ass!
419
00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:29,919
Does it taste good?
420
00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:31,044
Huh?
421
00:18:31,047 --> 00:18:33,567
Yeah, listen to your
meemaw. Kick his ass!
422
00:18:33,570 --> 00:18:36,704
You gonna cry? Huh? Do it. Cry.
423
00:18:36,707 --> 00:18:38,440
Do something. Break it up.
424
00:18:38,443 --> 00:18:39,978
H-Hang on. She's winning.
425
00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,974
Missy!
426
00:18:41,977 --> 00:18:44,841
Missy Cooper, you stop
beating up that boy!
427
00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:47,545
Punch him in the nuts!
428
00:18:50,085 --> 00:18:53,086
Ooh, the long-awaited rebuttal.
429
00:18:53,089 --> 00:18:56,090
"While I still believe
my theory has merit,
430
00:18:56,093 --> 00:18:59,862
I will concede that your
point has some validity."
431
00:19:01,735 --> 00:19:03,835
My point has some validity.
432
00:19:03,837 --> 00:19:06,538
My point has some validity!
433
00:19:06,540 --> 00:19:07,747
Yes!
434
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:09,958
That day,
435
00:19:09,961 --> 00:19:11,375
both my sister and I
436
00:19:11,378 --> 00:19:14,263
emerged victorious from savage battles.
437
00:19:14,266 --> 00:19:17,042
Hers fought with fists, mine with words.
438
00:19:17,045 --> 00:19:21,652
What does my point have? Some validity!
439
00:19:21,655 --> 00:19:24,747
Although we were both
pretty sore the next day.
440
00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,174
Ejected from your very first game.
441
00:19:29,177 --> 00:19:31,202
I'm proud of you, slugger.
442
00:19:31,204 --> 00:19:32,504
Thanks, Dad.
443
00:19:32,506 --> 00:19:34,806
- Dairy Queen's on me.
- To be clear,
444
00:19:34,808 --> 00:19:37,041
we are not rewarding violence.
445
00:19:37,044 --> 00:19:38,627
But I am glad
446
00:19:38,630 --> 00:19:41,950
you didn't let those girls from
school bully you into quitting.
447
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:44,454
I should rub their faces in the dirt.
448
00:19:44,457 --> 00:19:45,689
That's my girl.
449
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:48,892
Someone's getting
extra sprinkles tonight.
450
00:19:48,895 --> 00:19:51,328
Ooh, hooray for violence.