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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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Why are you talking to my
husband about your love life?
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You know, Mary, you might want to be careful
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about throwing stones,
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'cause I've seen your glass house.
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Hey, it's Missy. I stole my dad's
truck, I'm running away. Want to come?
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Come and get me.
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All right, your parents are on their way.
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Are they mad?
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If my daughter stole my
car and ran away, I'd be mad.
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You may never drive again.
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And you are not hanging out with Paige anymore.
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I liked it better when you two weren't talking.
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If you're feeling ignored, don't worry.
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We're gonna be laser-focused on you from now on.
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♪ The stars at night ♪
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♪ Are big and bright ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas ♪
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♪ The prairie sky ♪
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♪ Is wide and high ♪
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♪ Deep in the heart of Texas. ♪
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Remember, it's always four claps.
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Never three, always four.
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You know who claps three times?
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Yankees.
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And as Texans, we always remember the Alamo.
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Otherwise, we might as well
just live in Oklahoma. Blech.
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Hey; How long have you been here?
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I just came to check on her before work.
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She was up and you were snoring like a buzz saw.
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-I do not snore.
-Okay.
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Be nice.
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You didn't hear it?
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I didn't say that. I said, "Be nice."
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Okay, well, thanks for letting me get some rest.
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-No problem.
-Good morning, CeeCee.
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She's fed, she's changed
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and we got through the first two
verses of "Deep in the Heart of Texas."
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Did you tell her about the claps?
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-Of course.
-Good.
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What you planning for your birthday?
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Probably just gonna take it easy.
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Oh, my God. Saturday's
your birthday. I totally forgot.
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-Don't worry about it.
-Honestly, I don't even know what today is.
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-Thursday.
-It's Thursday?
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Really? That's weird.
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-Anyway, I'm really sorry.
-It ain't a big deal.
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What do you mean, it's not a big deal?
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You're gonna be 18. You
can legally buy me cigarettes.
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And CeeCee's excited her
dad's gonna be an actual adult
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and she doesn't have to change the
subject every time his age comes up.
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If I wasn't mature, that'd
probably hurt my feelings.
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And you don't have to get
me anything. She's enough.
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Glad you like her. I didn't save the receipt.
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Well, I got to get to work.
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Bye, CeeCee.
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You miss being 18?
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No, pretty happy where I am right now.
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Yeah, me, too.
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-I'm lying.
-Yeah, me, too.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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My sister was facing the repercussions
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of her recent joyride
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by being grounded at home.
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No TV!
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No music!
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No magazines!
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-If you want, you can read a book.
-I'd rather die.
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And I, despite being innocent of all wrongdoing,
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was being punished as well.
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Not by my parents, but by society
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and their insistence on a "spring break."
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One whole week of no school. No fair.
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You two should do something together.
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Go outside, take a walk.
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-I'd rather die.
-I'd rather read.
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You could make a card for
Georgie. It's his birthday Saturday.
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You're right, I need to get him
a gift. I should go to the mall.
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You're not going anywhere.
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But it's my only brother's 18th birthday.
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Excuse me.
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-Fine, it's my favorite brother's 18th birthday.
-Better.
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-I got to go to work. Keep an eye on her.
-I will.
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I was talking to your father,
but actually, sure; Bye.
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So, are you gonna be mad at me forever?
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No, not forever. But I'm not
gonna be done anytime soon.
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Okay, look, I know I'm grounded and I'm
missing spring break, and I totally deserve it.
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-There better not be a "but."
-There isn't.
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However...
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I need to catch up on 90210 because
everyone will be talking about it Monday,
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and if I miss it, I might as
well not even go back to school.
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Too bad.
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Come on, even prisoners get to
go out to the yard for an hour a day.
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Fair enough.
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There's the yard. Knock yourself out.
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I know a way for you to watch whatever you want.
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How?
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-Your imagination.
-That's stupid.
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Did you know there's a German folk song about it?
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-Don't.
-♪ My thoughts will not cater ♪
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♪ To duke or dictator ♪
♪ No man can deny ♪
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♪ Die gedanken sind frei. ♪
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-Where are you going?
-Mom said no music.
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♪ Die Gedanken sind frei ♪
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♪ Wer kann sie erraten. ♪
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-She's finally napping.
-Great.
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You get 20 minutes.
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What you gonna do? Sleep, bathe, eat?
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No, I took a bath a few
days ago. I think I'm set.
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Those baths aren't just for you.
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Hey, I was thinking about doing
something nice for Georgie's birthday.
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How nice? 'Cause I'm all set
with great-grandchildren for now.
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Well, I just gave birth and
he's seeing another woman,
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so I was thinking maybe a cake
and... some of his favorite food.
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That's sweet, you're gonna cook.
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Actually, uh...
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-Okay. I'll do the food, you handle the cake.
-Great.
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Hey; Uh, does Mary know how to bake?
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-Yeah.
-Perfect.
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♪ This is
quite a time for smiling... ♪
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Hey; Welcome back.
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How's little Constance doing?
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We're calling her CeeCee.
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Well, that's just the cutest.
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh;
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I got you coffee.
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Don't worry; It's not the sludge we serve.
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I got it from the 7-Eleven on the corner.
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Thank you, but I'm fine.
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Are you sure?
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I put some of those flavored creamers in it.
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Fancy.
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I really have a lot of work to catch up on.
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Of course.
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Well, I will leave you to it.
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But later on, I want to
see pictures of that baby.
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I don't have any with me.
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Well, you can describe her to me.
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She's about yay big and bald.
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Nothing you ain't seen before.
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Sounds adorable.
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Do you want this open or...
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-Closed.
-Yep.
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What are you doing?
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Nothing; Go away.
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You're not allowed to watch TV.
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Sheldon, let me have this.
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While Dad's gone, I'm the man of the house,
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and the man of the house
has to enforce the rules.
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The man of the house is about
to get his teeth knocked out.
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Puberty's made you mean.
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I need to know what happened on my show.
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And you'll find out when
your privileges are restored.
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I can't wait that long, each
episode builds on the last.
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Imagine a Star Trek that ends with "to be
continued," and you don't get to continue.
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That would never happen,
because I follow the rules.
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You are this close to a purple nurple.
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You leave my nurples alone.
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Yes?
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Hey, Mary;
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You get a chance to send out those checks?
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Not yet, but I'll get to it.
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All right.
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It's just that, the checks to the vendors
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go out on Tuesdays, and it's Thursday.
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I know the days of the week, Brenda.
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Okay.
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You want checks?
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Here's checks.
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Mancuso Maintenance.
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$45.
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-There you go.
-Mary... Lone Star Vending.
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$200._
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Okay, if you're mad, just talk
to me instead of whatever this is.
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-I'm not mad.
-Okay, come on, Mary; We're friends.
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Just not as good of friends
as you are with my husband.
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Okay, if you're gonna keep working
here, we have to figure this out.
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Maybe I shouldn't work here.
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-Maybe you shouldn't.
-Are you firing me?
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Well, I thought you were quitting.
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-Maybe I was.
-Then maybe I was.
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-Then I am!
-Then I do!
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Great; Then I'm leaving!
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Well, I'm a little confused, but okay!
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-Mary, you're home early.
-I'm sorry, am I bothering you?
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No, just thought you'd still be at work.
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Well, I'm not.
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I don't work there anymore.
Brenda and I got in a fight.
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Wait, what?
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Did you get fired?
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Yes. Or maybe I quit. I don't know, it's unclear.
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Well, whichever one it was,
I'm on your side. Screw Brenda.
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You don't even know what happened.
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You're right, sorry. What happened?
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Well...
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Brenda was being overly nice,
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which really rubbed me the
wrong way, so I tore her head off.
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-Well, I don't see what choice you had.
-George, don't.
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What? I'm on your side.
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Why do I even tell you anything?
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Love you!
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Missy, are you busy?
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Do I look busy?
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I do some of my best thinking lying down.
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Yeah, well, I'm not thinking.
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The shower is another
excellent place to cogitate.
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-Sometimes I'll just lather up and drift off_
-What do you want, Sheldon?
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Well, I was thinking about
what you said about Star Trek
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and how it'd be hard to watch
part one and not part two.
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So I can watch 90210?
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No, but I can offer you the next best thing;
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Theater of the mind.
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This is why people hate you.
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No, I've watched your program, and I
can tell you everything that happened.
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So you know what happens
with Brandon's gambling problem?
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And how Dylan and Kelly are doing?
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-I do.
-Okay.
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Wait, why would you do that for me?
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Well, when you tried to watch the tape,
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I ended up watching the first 12 seconds
of it, and the completist in me had to finish it.
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That's so dumb. I love it. Tell me everything.
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Well; It starts off with Kelly
working out on an exercise machine.
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Oh, she's dating Dylan, who
was dating her best friend.
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Mm-hmm. She gets sweatier
and sweatier, which I'm assuming
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is because of the exercise,
although it could be the weather.
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Los Angeles is the land of sun and fun.
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-Did she look upset?
-Hard to say. She looked sweaty.
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What happens next?
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Well, then she and her brother, David, get
into a very heated argument over a banana.
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That doesn't sound right.
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Well, in the next scene at school,
everyone gets quiet when Kelly walks up.
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I'm assuming it's because of the banana tiff.
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There's no way the episode was about a banana.
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I'm sorry, did you watch it?
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What else happened?
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Oh, they're also planning
Kelly a surprise birthday party.
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Well, that's why they got quiet.
How could you not get that?
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No one said it out loud.
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You have to pay attention to how they're acting.
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Their faces and body language.
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-You mean for subtext?
-Yeah, subtext.
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I hate subtext, I prefer text.
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Then just listen to the music.
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If it's sad, they're sad.
It's happy, they're happy.
250
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Interesting.
251
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So the music's like a cheat
sheet to help read social cues?
252
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Exactly.
253
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Look at that, spring
break and I'm still learning.
254
00:11:39,123 --> 00:11:42,242
George said he was
on my side, but if he was really
255
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on my side, he wouldn't say he was on my
side like he had to calm down a crazy woman.
256
00:11:46,243 --> 00:11:49,252
You know, I can just buy Georgie a cake.
257
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All righty,
258
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I got everything we need
to make chicken-fried steak
259
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-and mac and cheese and tater tots.
-Healthy.
260
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You said make his favorite meal.
261
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What'd you think that was gonna be, a carrot?
262
00:12:01,533 --> 00:12:04,602
And it's fine, I will make the cake.
263
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-Thank you.
-I've got plenty of time.
264
00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:10,272
-It's not like I have a job to go to.
-What happened?
265
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You don't want to know.
266
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Sold.
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We're home.
268
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-Hey, how was your walk?
-Slow.
269
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You don't know how many old ladies are in
the neighborhood till you go out with a baby.
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Ooh, tots.
271
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Hey; Hands off!
272
00:12:22,813 --> 00:12:25,952
Oh, uh, they're for Saturday. We
thought we'd make you a birthday dinner.
273
00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:29,173
Oh, shoot. Amber's taking me out.
274
00:12:29,175 --> 00:12:31,492
Oh, I thought you said you didn't have plans.
275
00:12:31,493 --> 00:12:33,832
Well, I... I didn't, she just asked.
276
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-Can't you cancel?
-No, it's... it's okay.
277
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It's your birthday,
278
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you should do what you want to do.
279
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Maybe we can do family dinner on Sunday?
280
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-Of course.
-- Great.
281
00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:46,902
I got to go clean her up, she's
got old lady lipstick on her head.
282
00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:50,262
Well, you're an old lady.
How do you get that lipstick off?
283
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:54,000
All right, I'll figure it out myself.
284
00:12:57,773 --> 00:12:59,022
What you watching?
285
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Beverly Hills 90210.
286
00:13:01,193 --> 00:13:03,322
-Isn't that Missy's show?
-Yes;
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I'm trying to do a better job of picking
up on the characters' emotional states.
288
00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:10,602
So, for example, this scene
seems like it's about expired food,
289
00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:13,932
but thanks to the ominous music, I
can tell it's about Kelly's eating disorder.
290
00:13:14,031 --> 00:13:16,481
Give it a try.
291
00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,642
Well, let's see. Uh...
292
00:13:18,643 --> 00:13:21,372
That one's upset 'cause he's 30
years old and still in high school.
293
00:13:21,373 --> 00:13:23,072
That's what I thought, too,
294
00:13:23,073 --> 00:13:25,782
but it turns out his father
recently died in a car explosion.
295
00:13:25,783 --> 00:13:28,082
Oh. Well, I can see why that would make him sad.
296
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Hold on.
297
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Sad music, yep.
298
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You're good at this.
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♪ ♪
300
00:13:47,923 --> 00:13:49,502
What?
301
00:13:49,503 --> 00:13:52,402
I'm not leaving until we talk this out.
302
00:13:52,403 --> 00:13:55,012
My mom's upset.
303
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Did you get it? Listen.
304
00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:06,748
We have nothing to talk about.
305
00:14:06,750 --> 00:14:09,040
Fine; Then let's just yell at each other.
306
00:14:09,042 --> 00:14:11,077
I'm not yelling at you.
307
00:14:11,079 --> 00:14:13,608
Mary, we're neighbors; Our kids are friends.
308
00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:16,881
We're gonna be in each other's
lives for a long time. Let's do this.
309
00:14:16,882 --> 00:14:19,181
I am busy. I am making a cake.
310
00:14:19,182 --> 00:14:22,691
And I'm talking to a pain in the
ass who won't admit she's mad.
311
00:14:22,692 --> 00:14:25,582
-I'm not mad.
-Really?
312
00:14:27,292 --> 00:14:29,431
How about now?
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Back yard.
314
00:14:31,414 --> 00:14:34,971
Do you even think about how
your actions affect other people?
315
00:14:34,972 --> 00:14:36,901
Love it. Keep it coming.
316
00:14:36,902 --> 00:14:38,552
You couldn't hang on to your crappy husband,
317
00:14:38,554 --> 00:14:41,289
so you tried to move in on my crappy husband.
318
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:44,792
Good, good. That hurt, but good.
319
00:14:47,652 --> 00:14:50,081
Mm, I love me some Chi-Chi's.
320
00:14:50,082 --> 00:14:52,582
-You're a cheap date.
-You say that now.
321
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:54,721
Wait till you see how many
chimichangas I can put away.
322
00:14:54,722 --> 00:14:58,061
It's your birthday. Have as many as you want.
323
00:14:58,062 --> 00:15:00,931
You may regret that.
324
00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,931
Thanks again for taking me out.
325
00:15:02,932 --> 00:15:06,401
You don't want to spend the night
at home with some crying baby.
326
00:15:06,402 --> 00:15:07,917
I don't know.
327
00:15:07,918 --> 00:15:10,758
When it's your kid, the crying
doesn't bother you as much.
328
00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,241
You're not gonna be one of those parents
329
00:15:13,242 --> 00:15:15,441
that brings their babies to restaurants, are you?
330
00:15:15,442 --> 00:15:18,941
You bet; Wrap her up like
a burrito, she'd fit right in.
331
00:15:18,942 --> 00:15:23,081
Well, tonight... you don't
have to think about that.
332
00:15:23,082 --> 00:15:25,931
We can just have fun.
333
00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:27,891
I like the sound of that.
334
00:15:27,892 --> 00:15:31,661
-You do mean sex, right?
-What do you think?
335
00:15:31,662 --> 00:15:35,719
Hmm, maybe I shouldn't get the chimichangas.
336
00:15:35,721 --> 00:15:39,261
And then she sees Dylan
in the hallway and tells her
337
00:15:39,262 --> 00:15:41,830
that she and Kelly are friends again,
and he kisses her on the forehead.
338
00:15:41,832 --> 00:15:43,095
What kind of kiss was it?
339
00:15:43,097 --> 00:15:44,985
Well, it seemed innocent,
340
00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:46,790
but the music was mysterious,
341
00:15:46,792 --> 00:15:49,161
indicating that their love
triangle will totally continue.
342
00:15:49,163 --> 00:15:51,641
-Well, that's juicy.
-Oh, I'm aware.
343
00:15:51,642 --> 00:15:55,451
-If you want, you can watch with me next week.
-No, thank you.
344
00:15:55,452 --> 00:15:58,121
Although, I would like to
know who killed Dylan's dad.
345
00:15:58,122 --> 00:16:00,851
Plus, what happened to
David's recording contract.
346
00:16:00,852 --> 00:16:03,667
Do you really think he's going to
let that producer change his sound?
347
00:16:03,669 --> 00:16:07,261
-Boy, I hope not.
-I hear you, sister.
348
00:16:07,262 --> 00:16:10,708
Do you have any idea what it
feels like to have your husband
349
00:16:10,709 --> 00:16:13,671
prefer to hang out with
your best friend over you?
350
00:16:13,672 --> 00:16:16,331
I know how it feels to have my husband leave me.
351
00:16:16,332 --> 00:16:19,091
Then you should know better.
352
00:16:19,092 --> 00:16:21,562
You're right.
353
00:16:21,692 --> 00:16:24,811
I mean, I get that you're fun,
354
00:16:24,812 --> 00:16:28,951
and I'm just a churchy stick-in-the-mud.
355
00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:33,021
Mary, I don't even think it was
about me. It could've been anybody.
356
00:16:33,022 --> 00:16:35,291
That doesn't make me feel better.
357
00:16:35,292 --> 00:16:37,191
I just mean I'm not his wife.
358
00:16:37,192 --> 00:16:40,641
Which makes me easier to talk to.
359
00:16:40,642 --> 00:16:44,141
Don't make it right, but talk's all it was.
360
00:16:44,143 --> 00:16:46,568
-Are you sure?
-I swear.
361
00:16:47,870 --> 00:16:50,250
Like how sometimes
362
00:16:50,251 --> 00:16:55,222
it was easier for you to talk to Pastor Rob?
363
00:16:56,262 --> 00:16:59,641
But shouldn't George and I
want to talk to each other?
364
00:16:59,642 --> 00:17:01,411
Don't ask me,
365
00:17:01,412 --> 00:17:05,131
I couldn't hang on to my "crappy husband."
366
00:17:05,132 --> 00:17:06,781
Sorry about that.
367
00:17:06,782 --> 00:17:09,321
No. It's true.
368
00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:12,842
You want to talk about it?
369
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:16,082
That'd be nice.
370
00:17:16,382 --> 00:17:19,151
George around?
371
00:17:19,152 --> 00:17:21,852
Okay, not ready to joke.
372
00:17:26,252 --> 00:17:28,641
-Hey.
-Hey.
373
00:17:28,642 --> 00:17:32,532
Oh, quick, scratch my nose.
374
00:17:32,904 --> 00:17:35,264
Oh, nothing's ever felt better.
375
00:17:35,266 --> 00:17:38,970
I'm offended.
376
00:17:39,732 --> 00:17:42,651
-Hey, what time is it?
-About 8:30.
377
00:17:42,652 --> 00:17:45,126
-You're home early.
-Yeah.
378
00:17:46,262 --> 00:17:48,702
How was your date?
379
00:17:48,836 --> 00:17:52,001
Actually, we broke up.
380
00:17:52,277 --> 00:17:54,682
Oh.
381
00:17:55,664 --> 00:17:56,913
What happened?
382
00:17:56,915 --> 00:17:58,542
Nothing,
383
00:17:58,543 --> 00:18:00,635
I just wanted to be here.
384
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:02,384
Really?
385
00:18:02,875 --> 00:18:05,007
Yeah.
386
00:18:05,632 --> 00:18:09,132
That's what we wanted, too.
387
00:18:19,414 --> 00:18:22,324
Happy birthday.
388
00:18:22,326 --> 00:18:25,631
There is something else
you could do for my birthday.
389
00:18:25,632 --> 00:18:28,701
I had a baby two weeks ago. No.
390
00:18:28,702 --> 00:18:30,301
Not that.
391
00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:32,451
Then what?
392
00:18:32,453 --> 00:18:34,222
Marry me.
393
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:37,729
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