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While my sister and I
are twins, we've always
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been different. By the age of two,
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I was reading books.
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Missy was content to eat them.
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By five, I had a healthy appreciation
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for a well-organized work space.
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My sister, less so.
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Which is not to say
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she doesn't have qualities I admire.
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Get it! Get it!
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It's just a spider. Calm down.
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It's got eight legs and fangs.
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I see no reason to be calm.
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Did you kill it?
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- Yup.
- Are you sure?
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You tell me.
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The bond between twins is
an incredibly close one,
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which is why I moved
1,500 miles to California
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the first chance I got.
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Hey.
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- Hello.
- You got a minute?
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John has something he
wants to talk to you about.
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I brought you kolaches.
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Ooh, yummy.
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Mmm. Mmm.
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So, what's up?
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You comin' to me to ask for
Connie's hand in marriage?
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No.
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But if that were to come to pass,
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are you authorized to bless the union?
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He was joking.
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Oh.
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- Tell him.
- Okay.
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So, some colleagues of mine
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at the university are doing
a research study on twins.
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I told them about
Sheldon and his sister,
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and they were most intrigued.
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Uh, what kind of study?
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It's a longitudinal investigation
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of environmental and genetic factors
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in the development of
cognitive and other capacities
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in pairs of fraternal
and identical twins.
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You asked.
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Well, geez, I don't... I don't know
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if I want some scientists
pokin' and proddin' the kids.
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Oh, but they wouldn't
be poked and prodded.
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They just have to, you
know, answer some questions.
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And maybe some puzzles and tests.
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That's not too bad. Where is it?
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Houston. Oh, it just got bad.
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That's... that's a long drive.
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It does pay $50 an hour
plus gas and expenses.
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Really?
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I told you to start with that.
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Oh.
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No. See, Mary, that's the best part...
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There's no pokin' and proddin'. Plus,
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you know how much Sheldon
loves puzzles and tests.
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I'm not sure.
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Think about the money.
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50 bucks an hour, four
or five hours a week.
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That-That's more than our mortgage.
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I know, I know.
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But Sheldon's already self-conscious
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about being different from other kids.
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I worry how this might affect him.
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You're being too
protective. He's a rock.
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A rock?
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Are we raising the same child?
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And what about Missy?
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Aren't these tests
gonna make her feel bad
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that she's not as smart as Sheldon?
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I'm not as smart as Sheldon.
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Doesn't make me feel bad.
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And we could put the money aside
for their college education.
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That's a good point.
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It's a great point.
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I don't have to tell
you, times are changing.
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Kids are pitching in.
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Like that Webster kid on TV...
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He's making buckets of
money for his parents.
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Well...
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I suppose we could give it a try.
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There you go. I'll call Sturgis,
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tell him we're in.
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Baby, I'm getting a fishing boat.
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So, Sheldon, Missy, we
got some exciting news.
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- Georgie took a bath?
- No.
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And how come I don't get exciting news?
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This isn't about you.
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But after dinner, why
don't you go rinse off?
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So, what's up?
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Well, a couple of
scientists at the college
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where Dr. Sturgis teaches are doing
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a research study on twins.
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They want to meet you guys,
ask you some questions.
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Oh, boy, a research study.
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Will they give us written tests?
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- Yeah, I think so.
- Oh, boy.
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Now, you don't have to do
this if you don't want to.
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It's purely volunteer.
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I don't want to do it.
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- Why not?
- They probably just want to find out
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why you're so smart
and I'm just average.
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Average? That's a little generous.
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Why don't they want to test me?
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- Georgie, not now.
- 'Cause I'm available.
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Listen, why don't we just
go there this Saturday
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and give it a try?
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And if you don't like it,
we don't have to do it again.
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Or they'll love it,
and they'll do it till
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they're 18, 19 years old.
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I already love it.
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My man. Missy?
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I believe there might be
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a Dairy Queen on the way there.
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Can I get an Oreo Blizzard?
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You know what I think?
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I think you're smarter than him.
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Dr. Thorpe and Dr. Pilson,
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here are your research volunteers,
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Sheldon and Missy.
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So nice to meet you.
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Thank you for
participating in our study.
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Always happy to help advance
our understanding of me.
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I'm just in it for the Dairy Queen.
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All right.
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Um, if you two wouldn't
mind waiting here,
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we'd like to start by talking
to your mom, dad, and grandma.
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Why?
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Jut to get some background information
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on the both of you.
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Smart. Ask how old I was when
I completed potty training.
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You won't believe it.
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I'll do that.
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Will you keep an eye on 'em?
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Well, I'll try, but
if they start running,
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you may never see them again.
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Shall we?
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We are on the clock, right?
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- George.
- Hmm?
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Boy, this brings back some memories.
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- How come?
- Well, when I was your age,
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I was also taken to a university
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to be studied.
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Because they thought
you were really smart?
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Because they thought I
was clinically insane.
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And it wasn't just me.
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Did you know that when Albert Einstein
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was a little boy, his parents worried
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there was something wrong with him?
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Because he couldn't comb his hair?
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No, that was a choice
he made later in life.
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When he was young,
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he wanted nothing to
do with other children,
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and would often have
extreme temper tantrums.
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He sounds like you.
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I know. Isn't it great?
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Well, to be perfectly honest,
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Sheldon has always avoided
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children his own age.
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Tell 'em about temper tantrums.
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They're not temper tantrums,
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he just has strong opinions.
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Yeah,
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like when you yell and stomp your feet,
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and slam the door off its hinge.
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They're scientists. You can't trick 'em.
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And, as for Missy,
she's just the opposite.
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Loves to be around
people and other kids.
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Makes friends easy.
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Does she have temper tantrums as well?
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Nope. She's very even-keeled.
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Except for when she's eating.
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You put your hand near her face
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when she's working on a lamb chop,
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she will bite off a finger.
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Our daughter doesn't bite.
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Right here, Thanksgiving, 1986.
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Was there anything unusual
about your pregnancy?
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- No, not that I remember.
- Really?
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You cried for, like, seven months.
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Those were tears of joy.
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What about all those
times you punched me?
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Punches of joy.
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You're not gonna get much
out of Fred and Wilma here.
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Why don't you just get
crackin' on the kids?
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Okay, Sheldon, this first
battery of tests measures
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basic problem-solving abilities.
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Is the Kaufman test or the
Wechsler Intelligence Scale?
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Are you familiar with those?
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It's embarrassing, but I
enjoy a little light reading
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in the bathroom.
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Okay. Are you ready?
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- Will I be timed?
- Yes.
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Fantastic.
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Okay, Missy,
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the first thing we're gonna do is test
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your problem-solving ability.
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- Okay.
- You ready?
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I just have one question.
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What's that?
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Do you always wear your hair up?
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Uh, well, usually at work, yes.
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I bet it looks cute down.
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Thank you. Okay,
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you're all set.
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Is that camera gonna be on?
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Yes.
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Can you move it over to that side?
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Why?
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If I've learned one thing
from school picture day,
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it's that I look better from that side.
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Sure, I'll move it.
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Okay...
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And bring it a little closer.
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How's that?
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- Great.
- Okay.
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- Whenever you're ready.
- Wait.
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Do I have any Oreos in my teeth?
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No.
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- Ready to start?
- One last thing.
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Did you ever think of wearing
that white coat with a belt?
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- No.
- You should.
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'Cause you have a very nice figure,
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and it's lost in there.
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Hey, check this out.
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Did you see Honey, I Shrunk the Kids?
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- No.
- You should.
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'Cause there's a lot of
good science stuff in it.
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Kudos on the question
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"Which train gets to St. Louis first?"
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Hmm.
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I have to tell you something.
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Why don't you finish the test first.
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This can't wait.
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The other doctor's got a crush on you.
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Oh, dear Lord.
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Oh, um...
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I don't... I don't think so.
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Let's get back to the test.
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Okay.
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Why? What did you see?
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When you're not looking,
he stares at your tushy.
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Really?
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Imagine if you wore the belt.
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Clever girl.
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That would accentuate her buttocks.
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I can't watch. Switch
it back to Sheldon.
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Hot dog, syllogisms.
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If all squares are parallelograms,
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and all squares are rectangles,
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then some parallelograms are rectangles.
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Who was this test made for, children?
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I'm bored. Turn it back to Missy.
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Go ahead.
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This question about a
train going to "S-T" Louis
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makes no sense.
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It's okay to guess.
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Take your time, baby.
The meter's running.
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Well, thank you all very much.
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This was a great start.
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Thank you. Did you have fun?
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I got to take a test on
a Saturday, heck yeah!
266
00:10:31,845 --> 00:10:36,508
He's like a young version of
me, but without corrective shoes.
267
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:38,133
Missy, what'd you think?
268
00:10:38,136 --> 00:10:39,605
The tests were just okay,
269
00:10:39,607 --> 00:10:40,973
but I like Sandra.
270
00:10:40,975 --> 00:10:44,710
Well, thank you, Missy. I like you, too.
271
00:10:44,712 --> 00:10:46,245
All right,
272
00:10:46,247 --> 00:10:48,214
we'll see y'all next Saturday.
273
00:10:48,216 --> 00:10:49,816
You bet we will.
274
00:10:51,155 --> 00:10:54,123
Good God, George, have a little dignity.
275
00:10:55,899 --> 00:10:58,090
Hm.
276
00:10:58,092 --> 00:11:02,028
Are you doing something
different with your hair?
277
00:11:02,030 --> 00:11:05,932
No, uh, why?
278
00:11:05,934 --> 00:11:09,202
No reason, just looks nice.
279
00:11:09,204 --> 00:11:11,743
Oh! Thank you.
280
00:11:11,746 --> 00:11:14,610
Um, uh, what do you
think about maybe stopping
281
00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:18,188
for a drink after, to
discuss the test results?
282
00:11:18,191 --> 00:11:20,525
I would like that.
283
00:11:32,795 --> 00:11:34,328
Oh, yeah.
284
00:11:34,331 --> 00:11:35,858
Get down.
285
00:11:37,062 --> 00:11:40,630
- We're home.
- Hey.
286
00:11:40,632 --> 00:11:43,266
- What you watching?
- Soul Train.
287
00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,001
I like trains.
288
00:11:45,003 --> 00:11:47,070
It's not that kind of train, dummy.
289
00:11:47,072 --> 00:11:50,139
Well that seems like false advertising.
290
00:11:54,659 --> 00:11:57,246
Ooh, you sexy little thing.
291
00:11:57,248 --> 00:11:58,982
George!
292
00:12:00,885 --> 00:12:02,218
Oh.
293
00:12:03,622 --> 00:12:06,756
I do not like what this
study is doing to Sheldon.
294
00:12:06,758 --> 00:12:08,891
What're you talking
about? He had a great time.
295
00:12:08,893 --> 00:12:10,518
All the way home all he could talk about
296
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:13,718
is how that doctor thought he
was so smart. It's not healthy.
297
00:12:13,721 --> 00:12:15,153
Would it make you feel any better
298
00:12:15,156 --> 00:12:17,023
if I told you how much
money we made today?
299
00:12:17,026 --> 00:12:18,201
No, it would not.
300
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:19,636
$300.
301
00:12:19,638 --> 00:12:21,204
- Really?
- Cash.
302
00:12:23,341 --> 00:12:25,908
Okay, well, still, I...
303
00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:28,503
I'm not interested in
profiting off my children.
304
00:12:28,506 --> 00:12:31,540
You see, honey, that's where
you and I are very different.
305
00:12:41,559 --> 00:12:43,059
Boats.
306
00:12:43,061 --> 00:12:45,716
Sheldon, what do you think
307
00:12:45,719 --> 00:12:47,330
is happening in this picture?
308
00:12:47,332 --> 00:12:50,333
Easy. There are four
chimpanzees in a living room.
309
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,602
Okay, but what can
you tell me about them?
310
00:12:52,604 --> 00:12:55,972
They're not behaving like chimpanzees.
311
00:12:55,974 --> 00:12:57,073
Anything else?
312
00:12:57,075 --> 00:12:59,809
Chimpanzees don't drink tea.
313
00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:01,377
Is that it?
314
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,147
Well, I suppose it might be coffee,
315
00:13:04,149 --> 00:13:05,815
but they don't drink that either.
316
00:13:05,817 --> 00:13:09,037
Anything interesting
about their body language?
317
00:13:10,855 --> 00:13:12,021
No.
318
00:13:12,023 --> 00:13:14,123
I think they found his kryptonite.
319
00:13:17,342 --> 00:13:18,661
Missy,
320
00:13:18,663 --> 00:13:20,795
what do you think is
happening in this picture?
321
00:13:21,366 --> 00:13:22,965
The girl monkey on the couch
322
00:13:22,967 --> 00:13:24,500
is telling the guy monkey a secret.
323
00:13:24,502 --> 00:13:27,270
Must be something juicy,
'cause he's smiling.
324
00:13:27,272 --> 00:13:28,604
Anything else?
325
00:13:28,606 --> 00:13:29,842
It might be dirty,
326
00:13:29,845 --> 00:13:31,340
'cause this girl monkey is sending
327
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,875
the kid monkey out of the room.
328
00:13:32,877 --> 00:13:35,445
He doesn't want to go. He looks sad.
329
00:13:35,447 --> 00:13:36,546
Is that all?
330
00:13:36,548 --> 00:13:38,597
The monkeys on the
couch are drinking tea,
331
00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,016
so it's a tea party.
332
00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:43,566
Okay, very good. Let's
look at another picture.
333
00:13:43,569 --> 00:13:46,689
I'm not done. The monkey in the painting
334
00:13:46,691 --> 00:13:47,990
is wearing an old lady hat,
335
00:13:47,992 --> 00:13:49,992
so she's probably a meemaw monkey.
336
00:13:49,994 --> 00:13:51,897
She's not at the party,
337
00:13:51,900 --> 00:13:54,897
so she must be bowling or dead.
338
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:59,001
Well, Missy won that round.
339
00:13:59,003 --> 00:14:01,612
It's actually not a contest, George.
340
00:14:01,615 --> 00:14:03,623
This is Texas. Everything's a contest.
341
00:14:04,409 --> 00:14:06,008
A woman in a doorway.
342
00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:07,510
Anything else?
343
00:14:07,512 --> 00:14:09,679
She's holding her head with her hand.
344
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:11,581
And what do you think that means?
345
00:14:11,583 --> 00:14:13,216
Um...
346
00:14:13,218 --> 00:14:16,085
Wouldn't you rather ask me
about trains going to St. Louis?
347
00:14:16,087 --> 00:14:19,322
Good gravy, she's sad, Sheldon, come on.
348
00:14:19,324 --> 00:14:21,657
Oh, she's very upset.
349
00:14:21,659 --> 00:14:23,726
I don't know why.
350
00:14:23,728 --> 00:14:25,545
Oh! Maybe she wasn't invited
351
00:14:25,548 --> 00:14:27,530
to the tea party at the monkey house.
352
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,467
Also, she's wearing
a belt, like you are.
353
00:14:31,469 --> 00:14:33,269
Nice going. Very cute.
354
00:14:36,341 --> 00:14:37,840
And I'm loving the hair.
355
00:14:37,842 --> 00:14:39,675
Yeah.
356
00:14:39,677 --> 00:14:42,472
A lion sitting in a
chair, holding a pipe.
357
00:14:42,475 --> 00:14:43,769
Good.
358
00:14:43,772 --> 00:14:45,615
But what do you think is on his mind?
359
00:14:45,617 --> 00:14:47,583
How should I know? Maybe he's wondering
360
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,385
why he's posing for a silly picture
361
00:14:49,387 --> 00:14:50,987
instead of eating a gazelle.
362
00:14:50,990 --> 00:14:52,755
Anything else?
363
00:14:52,757 --> 00:14:55,792
What exactly are we doing here?
364
00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:57,293
I thought the purpose of this study
365
00:14:57,295 --> 00:14:59,262
was to find out how smart I am.
366
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:00,811
That's what we're doing,
367
00:15:00,814 --> 00:15:03,222
but there are different
kinds of intelligence.
368
00:15:03,225 --> 00:15:04,867
Poppycock!
369
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:06,442
There's only one kind of intelligence...
370
00:15:06,444 --> 00:15:07,804
George, Sheldon's getting upset.
371
00:15:07,806 --> 00:15:09,038
I don't like it.
372
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,800
All right, I'll just
change it back to Missy.
373
00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:14,477
You are an insightful young lady.
374
00:15:14,479 --> 00:15:16,753
I don't know what that
means, but thank you.
375
00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:18,648
It means perceptive.
376
00:15:18,650 --> 00:15:20,917
You see things most people miss.
377
00:15:20,919 --> 00:15:23,286
My name is Missy... go figure.
378
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:25,488
Have you always been that way?
379
00:15:25,490 --> 00:15:28,324
I guess so. I think when
you're on your own a lot,
380
00:15:28,326 --> 00:15:30,393
you get good at seeing
that kind of stuff.
381
00:15:30,395 --> 00:15:32,495
- Really?
- My dad
382
00:15:32,497 --> 00:15:34,363
does football with my older brother,
383
00:15:34,365 --> 00:15:37,333
so they're like a team.
384
00:15:37,335 --> 00:15:40,803
And my mom and meemaw spend all
their time fussing over Sheldon,
385
00:15:40,805 --> 00:15:42,638
so they're like a team, too.
386
00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:45,066
So no one's on your team?
387
00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,309
Nope.
388
00:15:46,311 --> 00:15:47,844
It's just me.
389
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,378
Oh, Lord.
390
00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:53,349
Hey, what's up with
you and Dr. Pillsbury?
391
00:15:53,351 --> 00:15:55,852
Dr. Pilson?
392
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:58,788
I don't know what you're talking about.
393
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,156
Oh.
394
00:16:00,158 --> 00:16:02,191
You can't say 'cause we're on camera.
395
00:16:04,662 --> 00:16:06,829
Insightful.
396
00:16:12,437 --> 00:16:14,670
A little late for me to start cooking.
397
00:16:14,672 --> 00:16:17,006
- Why don't we stop somewhere for dinner.
- Really?
398
00:16:17,008 --> 00:16:19,542
The five of us? That's kind of pricey.
399
00:16:19,544 --> 00:16:22,778
Would you rather buy a fishing boat?
400
00:16:22,780 --> 00:16:24,347
You're a blabbermouth, you know that?
401
00:16:26,050 --> 00:16:28,217
Missy, we're gonna eat in a restaurant.
402
00:16:28,219 --> 00:16:29,518
Where would you like to go?
403
00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:30,887
I get to pick?
404
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,069
Why don't I get to pick?
405
00:16:33,072 --> 00:16:34,597
Because your sister's getting to pick.
406
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,295
It's not just about you in this house.
407
00:16:37,462 --> 00:16:38,895
What do you think, baby?
408
00:16:38,897 --> 00:16:40,663
I pick...
409
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,665
Red Lobster.
410
00:16:42,667 --> 00:16:44,500
You got it.
411
00:16:44,502 --> 00:16:46,335
Damn.
412
00:16:46,337 --> 00:16:48,037
There goes our per diem.
413
00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:58,239
George, you got a minute?
414
00:16:58,242 --> 00:17:01,103
- What's up?
- Not you, him.
415
00:17:01,106 --> 00:17:02,598
What?
416
00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,234
Sheldon told me that we get
paid to go to that college
417
00:17:05,236 --> 00:17:06,768
and answer their questions.
418
00:17:06,770 --> 00:17:08,504
Yeah, so?
419
00:17:08,506 --> 00:17:10,839
I want to know how much we're making.
420
00:17:10,841 --> 00:17:12,774
Why?
421
00:17:12,776 --> 00:17:14,343
'Cause I want my fair share.
422
00:17:14,345 --> 00:17:16,745
Is that so?
423
00:17:16,747 --> 00:17:19,081
What do you think your fair share is?
424
00:17:19,083 --> 00:17:20,282
Half.
425
00:17:20,284 --> 00:17:23,418
Hm, guess that sounds right.
426
00:17:23,420 --> 00:17:25,020
So how much are we making?
427
00:17:25,023 --> 00:17:27,931
$7.50 a week.
428
00:17:27,934 --> 00:17:30,025
- Really?
- Really.
429
00:17:30,027 --> 00:17:32,194
Well, I want half that.
430
00:17:32,196 --> 00:17:33,428
Which is?
431
00:17:33,431 --> 00:17:35,665
Hang on.
432
00:17:37,134 --> 00:17:38,634
Sheldon!
433
00:17:38,636 --> 00:17:40,636
Can we put on Soul Train?
434
00:17:40,638 --> 00:17:41,937
Why?
435
00:17:41,939 --> 00:17:44,473
There's a girl on there
I kind of want to marry.
436
00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:50,419
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