1 00:00:00,718 --> 00:00:02,336 I'd like to tell you a story 2 00:00:02,366 --> 00:00:04,241 about a time I was right. 3 00:00:04,397 --> 00:00:05,718 Now, I'm sure you're thinking, 4 00:00:05,811 --> 00:00:08,075 "But, Sheldon, you're never wrong." 5 00:00:08,530 --> 00:00:10,380 And you'd be right. 6 00:00:11,565 --> 00:00:13,614 But it's worth taking a closer look 7 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,778 at this particular incident. 8 00:00:16,029 --> 00:00:18,483 Because it began with a loaf of bread, 9 00:00:18,676 --> 00:00:20,990 and ended with me and my family 10 00:00:21,075 --> 00:00:24,802 almost being kicked out of the United States of America. 11 00:00:29,660 --> 00:00:30,896 Uh-oh. 12 00:00:31,106 --> 00:00:32,114 What's the matter? 13 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:34,669 Something's wrong with my sandwich. 14 00:00:34,856 --> 00:00:36,146 Did it go bad? 15 00:00:36,255 --> 00:00:39,541 No. It just tastes... different. 16 00:00:39,646 --> 00:00:42,127 If you don't want it, I'll trade you for my dumplings. 17 00:00:42,212 --> 00:00:43,300 I'm already unhappy. 18 00:00:43,385 --> 00:00:45,798 Do you really think dumplings will fix the problem? 19 00:00:45,890 --> 00:00:49,161 It'll fix my problem. I'm sick of dumplings. 20 00:00:51,388 --> 00:00:53,614 Mary Cooper, how may I bless you? 21 00:00:53,709 --> 00:00:54,911 Hello, Mom? 22 00:00:54,997 --> 00:00:56,466 Sheldon? Everything okay? 23 00:00:56,599 --> 00:00:58,027 - No. - What's wrong? 24 00:00:58,112 --> 00:01:00,707 - What happened? - My sandwich tastes different. 25 00:01:00,840 --> 00:01:03,098 You know you're not supposed to call 26 00:01:03,184 --> 00:01:04,309 unless it's an emergency. 27 00:01:04,395 --> 00:01:07,082 I'm well aware. So what did you change? 28 00:01:07,231 --> 00:01:08,911 I didn't change anything. 29 00:01:08,997 --> 00:01:11,740 Same bread, same peanut butter, same jelly. 30 00:01:11,825 --> 00:01:14,827 Did you use one knife for the PB and the J? 31 00:01:14,912 --> 00:01:17,246 - No. - Are you sure? 32 00:01:17,331 --> 00:01:19,590 That was one time two years ago, 33 00:01:19,676 --> 00:01:21,133 and all the other knives were dirty. 34 00:01:21,309 --> 00:01:23,309 It was 14 months and 11 days ago. 35 00:01:23,395 --> 00:01:25,543 When we made the big switch from Wonder Bread. 36 00:01:25,629 --> 00:01:26,848 Oh, how could I forget? 37 00:01:26,934 --> 00:01:29,215 Sheldon, I didn't change anything. 38 00:01:29,301 --> 00:01:30,968 Can I get back to work now? 39 00:01:31,979 --> 00:01:33,380 I suppose so. 40 00:01:33,544 --> 00:01:34,786 Thank you. Bye. 41 00:01:34,903 --> 00:01:36,677 Don't I get an "I love you"? 42 00:01:36,942 --> 00:01:38,267 I love you. 43 00:01:38,512 --> 00:01:41,262 One more time, with a little more energy. 44 00:01:43,741 --> 00:01:46,262 Must've been disconnected. 45 00:01:47,145 --> 00:01:49,919 Well, my mother didn't do anything differently. 46 00:01:50,255 --> 00:01:51,489 Are you gonna eat it? 47 00:01:51,661 --> 00:01:54,630 Better. I'm going to do science on it. 48 00:01:56,058 --> 00:01:58,106 I would eat it. 49 00:01:58,981 --> 00:02:00,942 Are the goggles necessary? 50 00:02:01,083 --> 00:02:03,292 No, but they really set the mood. 51 00:02:03,450 --> 00:02:06,387 Okay, subject "A," jelly. 52 00:02:10,083 --> 00:02:14,614 That's definitely strawberry and definitely Smuckers. 53 00:02:15,973 --> 00:02:17,356 Subject "B." 54 00:02:20,356 --> 00:02:23,301 That's Jif all right. Creamy and delicious. 55 00:02:23,387 --> 00:02:24,567 It must be the bread. 56 00:02:24,669 --> 00:02:27,519 Hold on. This is a scientific experiment. 57 00:02:27,604 --> 00:02:29,451 We can't make assumptions. 58 00:02:29,606 --> 00:02:31,505 Subject "C." 59 00:02:32,262 --> 00:02:34,430 It's the bread. 60 00:02:35,028 --> 00:02:38,159 ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪ 61 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,879 ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪ 62 00:02:40,964 --> 00:02:43,387 ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪ 63 00:02:43,559 --> 00:02:46,575 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ 64 00:02:46,661 --> 00:02:49,364 ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪ *YOUNG SHELDON* Season 02 Episode 16 65 00:02:49,458 --> 00:02:50,992 Episode Title : "A Loaf of Bread and a Grand Old Flag " 66 00:02:51,078 --> 00:02:53,083 Synchronized by srjanapala. 67 00:02:57,225 --> 00:02:59,483 Welcome to the family, Hacksaw. 68 00:03:06,843 --> 00:03:07,952 Hey. 69 00:03:08,038 --> 00:03:10,772 Oh. Hey, Georgie. 70 00:03:10,917 --> 00:03:12,194 You okay? 71 00:03:12,382 --> 00:03:13,585 Mm-hmm. 72 00:03:14,012 --> 00:03:15,124 You sure? 73 00:03:15,218 --> 00:03:16,640 Not really. 74 00:03:16,757 --> 00:03:20,226 Um... Dustin broke up with me. 75 00:03:21,116 --> 00:03:22,468 What? 76 00:03:22,589 --> 00:03:24,491 He said I was immature. 77 00:03:25,053 --> 00:03:26,381 Is he crazy? 78 00:03:26,522 --> 00:03:29,038 Everything about you screams womanhood. 79 00:03:30,039 --> 00:03:31,173 See? 80 00:03:31,258 --> 00:03:33,960 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries, just like always. 81 00:03:34,108 --> 00:03:35,530 Well, something is rotten 82 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:37,491 - in the state of Denmark. - What? 83 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:40,030 - That's Shakespeare, Mom. - Great. 84 00:03:40,194 --> 00:03:42,366 Missy, did your sandwich taste different today? 85 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:45,015 Couldn't tell you. I traded it for a Ding Dong. 86 00:03:46,140 --> 00:03:48,679 Your sandwich is exactly the same, Sheldon. 87 00:03:48,803 --> 00:03:49,814 What's going on? 88 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:51,089 This bread is different. 89 00:03:51,174 --> 00:03:52,340 Let me see. 90 00:03:54,075 --> 00:03:55,741 You know, he might be right. 91 00:03:56,671 --> 00:03:57,921 Ow. 92 00:03:58,007 --> 00:04:00,054 Shelly, it's probably just your taste buds 93 00:04:00,163 --> 00:04:01,410 changing as you get older. 94 00:04:01,530 --> 00:04:03,061 But I don't like change. 95 00:04:03,157 --> 00:04:04,811 Then you're gonna hate puberty. 96 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,499 Got me with your ring. 97 00:04:10,054 --> 00:04:11,233 She wasn't wrong. 98 00:04:11,327 --> 00:04:13,390 Studies do support that your sense of taste 99 00:04:13,476 --> 00:04:14,663 changes over time. 100 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:16,827 So the bread's the same and you're different? 101 00:04:16,913 --> 00:04:18,413 Apparently so. 102 00:04:21,251 --> 00:04:23,015 Nope, it's the bread. 103 00:04:35,772 --> 00:04:36,795 Hey. 104 00:04:37,007 --> 00:04:38,413 Hi. 105 00:04:38,686 --> 00:04:40,782 I was wondering if you wanted to grab a bite to eat 106 00:04:40,867 --> 00:04:42,686 at the Waffle House? 107 00:04:43,337 --> 00:04:44,870 Not like a date. 108 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:47,796 But as someone who recently had his heart broke, 109 00:04:47,936 --> 00:04:49,413 I think I could help. 110 00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:51,131 Who broke your heart? 111 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:52,913 I love you. 112 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:54,794 Ooh! 113 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:55,929 You did. 114 00:04:56,015 --> 00:04:57,976 Oh. Yeah. 115 00:04:58,678 --> 00:05:00,268 I'm just saying, 116 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:01,936 I know what you're going through. 117 00:05:02,111 --> 00:05:05,530 So if you need a friend with a pocket full of waffle money... 118 00:05:09,588 --> 00:05:11,358 Look at these prices. 119 00:05:11,608 --> 00:05:13,319 No wonder supermarkets are running my parents 120 00:05:13,405 --> 00:05:14,650 out of business. 121 00:05:14,827 --> 00:05:16,616 Your parents own a convenience store. 122 00:05:16,702 --> 00:05:19,046 They charge extra for the convenience. 123 00:05:19,436 --> 00:05:20,702 How is this not convenient? 124 00:05:20,788 --> 00:05:22,085 Excuse me, sir. 125 00:05:22,218 --> 00:05:23,765 Has anything changed with the bread 126 00:05:23,858 --> 00:05:25,483 from the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 127 00:05:25,655 --> 00:05:26,913 I have no idea. 128 00:05:26,999 --> 00:05:28,960 How can you not know? You work here. 129 00:05:29,093 --> 00:05:30,265 What do you want from me? 130 00:05:30,351 --> 00:05:32,671 I get $3.35 an hour to stock shelves. 131 00:05:32,799 --> 00:05:33,897 Are you kidding? 132 00:05:33,983 --> 00:05:36,186 My father pays me five dollars a week. 133 00:05:38,522 --> 00:05:40,475 I bet they're violating child labor laws. 134 00:05:40,560 --> 00:05:42,116 Look. This loaf says. 135 00:05:42,202 --> 00:05:44,589 "A subsidiary of the Domestic Food Corporation." 136 00:05:44,674 --> 00:05:46,515 This older loaf doesn't. 137 00:05:46,757 --> 00:05:48,934 I wonder if I can take my parents to court? 138 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:51,976 It smells like my bread. 139 00:05:52,154 --> 00:05:54,515 Or I could start a labor union with my sisters. 140 00:05:54,679 --> 00:05:57,093 This is it! This is my bread! 141 00:05:57,179 --> 00:05:58,796 We could go on strike. 142 00:05:58,882 --> 00:06:00,386 Bring them to their knees. 143 00:06:00,471 --> 00:06:01,835 Vindication! 144 00:06:09,504 --> 00:06:11,249 Happy Hearth Home Bakeries, 145 00:06:11,350 --> 00:06:12,731 this is Pete. How can I help you? 146 00:06:12,827 --> 00:06:14,998 Hello, Pete. My name is Sheldon Cooper, 147 00:06:15,084 --> 00:06:16,351 and I would like to know what changed 148 00:06:16,436 --> 00:06:18,622 in your white sandwich loaf to make it taste different? 149 00:06:18,707 --> 00:06:21,091 Sheldon, hang up the phone. It's dinner time. 150 00:06:21,217 --> 00:06:24,334 Be right there, Mom. I'm doing battle with corporate America. 151 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,319 I'm sorry, Pete. You were saying? 152 00:06:26,397 --> 00:06:28,670 Any chance your bread was past the expiration date? 153 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:31,576 No, it was brand-new. But I did a taste comparison 154 00:06:31,662 --> 00:06:34,350 after it was bought out by the Domestic Food Corporation, 155 00:06:34,436 --> 00:06:36,723 and they are definitely not the same. 156 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:40,060 Well, I can assure you that, "the recent acquisition" 157 00:06:40,145 --> 00:06:43,272 by the Domestic Food Corporation has not affected 158 00:06:43,412 --> 00:06:45,514 the quality of our products in any way. 159 00:06:45,608 --> 00:06:48,001 Every single bread, baked good, and pastry 160 00:06:48,086 --> 00:06:50,737 "is made with love. From our hearth to your home." 161 00:06:50,897 --> 00:06:53,490 Then why does it taste different, Pete? Why? 162 00:06:53,575 --> 00:06:55,272 Well, because now we make everything 163 00:06:55,358 --> 00:06:57,327 really cheap and fast. Bye. 164 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:03,956 I thought Dustin was different. 165 00:07:04,237 --> 00:07:06,604 I thought he wanted to live a Christian life like me. 166 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:10,620 But... all he wanted is what every guy wants. 167 00:07:11,057 --> 00:07:12,346 Guys. 168 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:14,884 Oh, please, you're all the same. 169 00:07:14,977 --> 00:07:18,120 Hey. You rejected me, you punched me in the face, 170 00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:19,831 and I'm still here. 171 00:07:20,651 --> 00:07:22,534 Happy eating waffles with you. 172 00:07:23,956 --> 00:07:26,409 Georgie, do you really think you're capable 173 00:07:26,495 --> 00:07:27,768 of just being my friend? 174 00:07:28,206 --> 00:07:30,193 That's a good question. 175 00:07:30,448 --> 00:07:32,529 My brain says yes. 176 00:07:33,182 --> 00:07:34,690 What about the rest of you? 177 00:07:34,831 --> 00:07:37,088 Honestly, I wouldn't trust it. 178 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:42,276 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 179 00:07:42,362 --> 00:07:43,885 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 180 00:07:43,971 --> 00:07:45,706 Maybe on the way out. 181 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:48,712 Excuse me. Would you like to sign my petition 182 00:07:48,797 --> 00:07:50,597 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 183 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:52,799 Oh. Maybe on the way out. 184 00:07:52,884 --> 00:07:54,213 I hate to say it. 185 00:07:54,299 --> 00:07:55,846 But everybody's way out 186 00:07:55,971 --> 00:07:57,776 is at the other set of doors. 187 00:07:59,107 --> 00:08:01,325 I have noticed. Why do you think that is? 188 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:04,073 Cowards. The whole bunch of 'em. 189 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,627 Mr. Givens! 190 00:08:08,643 --> 00:08:10,143 Hello, Sheldon. 191 00:08:10,318 --> 00:08:12,903 Meemaw, this is my science teacher, Mr. Givens. 192 00:08:12,988 --> 00:08:14,407 - Nice to meet ya. - Hi. 193 00:08:14,492 --> 00:08:16,354 This is strange, I never think of you 194 00:08:16,440 --> 00:08:18,424 as existing outside of school. 195 00:08:18,674 --> 00:08:20,346 Well, it turns out I do. 196 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,627 And you're here buying food. 197 00:08:22,807 --> 00:08:23,914 I am. 198 00:08:24,190 --> 00:08:25,832 Fascinating. 199 00:08:27,088 --> 00:08:27,893 All right. 200 00:08:27,979 --> 00:08:29,339 - Well, I'll see you on Monday. - Wait. 201 00:08:29,424 --> 00:08:30,697 Would you like to sign my petition 202 00:08:30,782 --> 00:08:32,620 against Happy Hearth Home Bakeries? 203 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:33,757 Well, what have they done? 204 00:08:33,842 --> 00:08:35,706 They're making their bread faster and cheaper 205 00:08:35,792 --> 00:08:36,893 to save money. 206 00:08:37,135 --> 00:08:38,377 That's terrible. 207 00:08:38,471 --> 00:08:41,010 It is. Would you like to sign? 208 00:08:41,213 --> 00:08:42,849 - I would. - Excellent. 209 00:08:42,934 --> 00:08:45,190 - I'll get you on the way out. - Thank you. 210 00:08:47,480 --> 00:08:49,034 Well, that's one. 211 00:08:49,643 --> 00:08:50,823 Yeah. 212 00:08:56,650 --> 00:08:58,906 I know it's tough, but you gotta be strong. 213 00:08:58,992 --> 00:09:01,612 And remember, you're not alone. 214 00:09:02,057 --> 00:09:03,169 Hello? 215 00:09:03,278 --> 00:09:04,612 Kinda busy. 216 00:09:04,698 --> 00:09:06,940 Well, there's only one bathroom in the house, Georgie, 217 00:09:07,026 --> 00:09:08,456 and it's not for phone calls. 218 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:10,073 I got to call you back. 219 00:09:10,893 --> 00:09:11,932 Sorry. 220 00:09:12,018 --> 00:09:13,495 Who you talking to? 221 00:09:13,627 --> 00:09:15,103 That Veronica girl? 222 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,299 Yeah. 223 00:09:16,643 --> 00:09:17,963 What's going on with that? 224 00:09:18,049 --> 00:09:19,502 Nothing. We're just friends. 225 00:09:19,596 --> 00:09:23,151 Okay. You ever want to run any of this stuff by me, 226 00:09:23,299 --> 00:09:24,299 I'm here for you. 227 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:26,541 Why would I want to run it by you? 228 00:09:26,760 --> 00:09:28,877 Well, I was once a 15-year-old boy. 229 00:09:29,026 --> 00:09:31,898 I know what it's like to have strong feelings for a girl. 230 00:09:32,088 --> 00:09:35,206 Gross. I'm not gonna talk to you about this. 231 00:09:36,213 --> 00:09:37,988 I-I saw that kid on Who's the Boss 232 00:09:38,073 --> 00:09:40,240 talk to Tony Danza about his problems. 233 00:09:40,401 --> 00:09:43,596 They're not related. This is totally different. 234 00:09:49,213 --> 00:09:51,835 Damn it, Georgie, you could flush once in a while. 235 00:09:52,931 --> 00:09:54,838 On behalf of sandwich-loving children 236 00:09:54,986 --> 00:09:56,255 everywhere, I thank you. 237 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,338 - How many is that? - 13. 238 00:09:59,439 --> 00:10:01,299 A baker's dozen. What do you say we 239 00:10:01,385 --> 00:10:02,503 pack up and head outta here? 240 00:10:02,588 --> 00:10:04,759 No, we have to wait for Channel 7 news. 241 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,150 Channel 7? 242 00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:07,619 Yes. I called them this morning 243 00:10:07,705 --> 00:10:09,495 and told them there was a human interest story 244 00:10:09,580 --> 00:10:11,783 - at the supermarket. - What story? 245 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,080 Classic Americana. 246 00:10:13,166 --> 00:10:14,884 Little guy versus Corporate Greed. 247 00:10:14,970 --> 00:10:18,040 Honey, Channel 7 is not coming. 248 00:10:19,997 --> 00:10:21,165 You Sheldon Cooper? 249 00:10:21,251 --> 00:10:22,431 Yes, ma'am. 250 00:10:22,533 --> 00:10:23,830 You got to be kidding me. 251 00:10:23,925 --> 00:10:25,309 How's my hair look? 252 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:33,650 Hey, how'd it go? 253 00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:35,384 Great. Turn to Channel 7. 254 00:10:35,478 --> 00:10:36,697 But I'm watching the game. 255 00:10:36,783 --> 00:10:38,515 But I'm going to be on Channel 7. 256 00:10:38,600 --> 00:10:39,841 What's he talking about? 257 00:10:39,927 --> 00:10:42,025 He's gonna be on Channel 7. 258 00:10:44,258 --> 00:10:45,461 I was shocked to learn 259 00:10:45,547 --> 00:10:47,724 that the Happy Hearth Home Bakeries had been bought out 260 00:10:47,809 --> 00:10:49,298 by the Domestic Food Corporation, 261 00:10:49,392 --> 00:10:51,895 and they started making their bread faster and cheaper. 262 00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:54,447 - And you don't like that, do you? - No. 263 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:56,353 And you're collecting signatures 264 00:10:56,439 --> 00:10:58,119 - to make them stop. - I am. 265 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,236 Corporations shouldn't be allowed to make 266 00:11:00,322 --> 00:11:01,571 these decisions on their own. 267 00:11:01,656 --> 00:11:02,970 Well, who should? 268 00:11:03,055 --> 00:11:04,657 The people who eat the bread. 269 00:11:04,915 --> 00:11:07,423 This wouldn't happen if there were centralized control 270 00:11:07,509 --> 00:11:09,119 over all these big corporations. 271 00:11:09,205 --> 00:11:10,358 Are you suggesting 272 00:11:10,443 --> 00:11:13,166 a communist form of government in Texas? 273 00:11:13,712 --> 00:11:15,719 - I suppose I am. - Hang on a sec... 274 00:11:15,804 --> 00:11:18,662 There you have it. Local boy Sheldon Cooper 275 00:11:18,747 --> 00:11:21,864 says communism is what Texas needs. 276 00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:24,633 Oh, dear God. 277 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:29,462 I just... You... 278 00:11:29,547 --> 00:11:31,765 Why... I-I-I-I-I... 279 00:11:32,021 --> 00:11:33,142 Why would you... 280 00:11:33,920 --> 00:11:35,087 What were you th... 281 00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,751 - Oh, God. - Calm down. 282 00:11:36,837 --> 00:11:39,104 It was just the 4:00 news. I'm sure no one saw it. 283 00:11:39,223 --> 00:11:40,673 I hope a lot of people saw it 284 00:11:40,759 --> 00:11:41,923 and Happy Hearth is forced 285 00:11:42,009 --> 00:11:43,359 to give our country good bread again. 286 00:11:43,444 --> 00:11:44,814 No! No more bread. 287 00:11:44,900 --> 00:11:47,158 No more country. No more talking. 288 00:11:48,232 --> 00:11:49,408 Excuse me. 289 00:11:49,494 --> 00:11:50,573 Where are you going? 290 00:11:50,658 --> 00:11:52,971 I'm gonna go put up an American flag in front of my house. 291 00:11:53,057 --> 00:11:54,534 That's a great idea. Mare, where's our flag? 292 00:11:54,620 --> 00:11:56,970 Uh, uh, it's in the garage. 293 00:11:59,410 --> 00:12:00,814 Is something wrong? 294 00:12:00,947 --> 00:12:03,412 Yes, Sheldon, something is wrong. 295 00:12:04,150 --> 00:12:05,884 Oh, now what? 296 00:12:07,900 --> 00:12:10,066 Is anybody going to fill me in? 297 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:12,962 Not a good time, Brenda. 298 00:12:13,048 --> 00:12:15,508 I don't want your boy playing with my boy anymore. 299 00:12:15,593 --> 00:12:16,908 Excuse me? 300 00:12:17,697 --> 00:12:19,244 Someone get that! 301 00:12:19,330 --> 00:12:21,063 I just saw Sheldon on the news. 302 00:12:21,148 --> 00:12:22,400 He doesn't need to be filling. 303 00:12:22,525 --> 00:12:25,369 Billy's head with crazy commie ideas. 304 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,837 Crazier than sitting on an egg and trying to hatch it? 305 00:12:27,923 --> 00:12:30,579 'Cause I saw your precious son do that the other day. 306 00:12:30,665 --> 00:12:33,361 Oh, so you're spying on us. 307 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:35,494 Good to know. 308 00:12:38,197 --> 00:12:41,189 Yes, I do understand we're in the middle of a cold war. 309 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:42,783 But have you seen 310 00:12:42,869 --> 00:12:45,455 how many people wait in line for bread in Moscow? 311 00:12:45,587 --> 00:12:47,845 It stands to reason their bread must be great. 312 00:12:47,955 --> 00:12:49,077 Who you talking to? 313 00:12:49,162 --> 00:12:51,640 - A reporter from Time magazine. - No! 314 00:12:52,353 --> 00:12:53,545 He didn't mean it. 315 00:12:53,631 --> 00:12:54,999 God bless America. 316 00:13:05,408 --> 00:13:08,017 - Traitors. - Yeah, go back to Russia. 317 00:13:08,470 --> 00:13:09,778 Go back? 318 00:13:09,962 --> 00:13:11,978 I've never been there in the first place. 319 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,790 Well, have a great day, Georgie. 320 00:13:13,970 --> 00:13:16,642 A great day? Are you out of your mind? 321 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:18,509 Our lives are over. 322 00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:21,572 Well, you'll never have a great day with that attitude. 323 00:13:21,824 --> 00:13:24,042 ♪ You're a grand old flag ♪ 324 00:13:24,128 --> 00:13:25,999 ♪ You're a high-flying flag ♪ 325 00:13:26,084 --> 00:13:29,462 ♪ And forever in peace may you wave ♪ 326 00:13:29,689 --> 00:13:33,930 ♪ You're the emblem of the land I love ♪ 327 00:13:34,016 --> 00:13:36,545 ♪ The home of the free and the... ♪ 328 00:13:41,439 --> 00:13:43,915 Look, you made my mom's note. 329 00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,100 "Don't talk to Sheldon. Mom." 330 00:13:48,478 --> 00:13:51,403 That's fine. I usually do most of the talking. 331 00:13:51,783 --> 00:13:53,205 Yes, you do. 332 00:13:53,392 --> 00:13:57,103 ♪ My country, 'tis of thee ♪ 333 00:13:57,212 --> 00:14:00,609 ♪ Sweet land of liberty ♪ 334 00:14:00,837 --> 00:14:03,978 ♪ Of thee I sing ♪ 335 00:14:04,181 --> 00:14:07,815 ♪ Land where our fathers died, la... ♪ 336 00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,901 Sing along. 337 00:14:08,986 --> 00:14:12,298 ♪ Land of the pilgrims' pride... ♪ 338 00:14:24,533 --> 00:14:26,305 Mind if I sit? 339 00:14:26,390 --> 00:14:28,892 Y-You sure you want to be seen with me? 340 00:14:29,009 --> 00:14:31,893 Oh, please. You're not a commie. 341 00:14:32,870 --> 00:14:34,646 Everyone else seems to think I am. 342 00:14:34,732 --> 00:14:37,149 Do you even know what a communist is? 343 00:14:37,306 --> 00:14:40,712 Yeah. It's the big blond guy Rocky fights in Rocky IV. 344 00:14:41,103 --> 00:14:43,119 And he also fights them when he's Rambo. 345 00:14:43,775 --> 00:14:44,737 That's it? 346 00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:48,431 Well, I know in every movie it looks like the commies are gonna win, 347 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:50,181 but they don't. 348 00:14:51,415 --> 00:14:53,236 You ever seen any Rocky movies? 349 00:14:53,322 --> 00:14:55,408 Um, I saw Rocky II. 350 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,268 That's the second one. 351 00:14:57,353 --> 00:15:05,072 ♪ Oh, say, does that star-spangled banner ♪ 352 00:15:05,158 --> 00:15:09,158 ♪ Yet wave... ♪ 353 00:15:09,477 --> 00:15:11,470 Hey, you wanted to see me? 354 00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:13,137 Have a seat. 355 00:15:19,845 --> 00:15:22,306 Guess what I've been getting a lot of calls about today. 356 00:15:22,392 --> 00:15:24,689 I know it looks bad, but we're handling it. 357 00:15:24,837 --> 00:15:25,909 It-It'll all blow over. 358 00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,583 I'm sorry, George, but I can't have 359 00:15:27,668 --> 00:15:30,919 a suspected communist coaching our boys. 360 00:15:31,004 --> 00:15:33,338 Whoa, Tom. I'm not... 361 00:15:33,775 --> 00:15:35,126 I love my country. 362 00:15:35,267 --> 00:15:37,486 This is just Sheldon getting bent out of shape 363 00:15:37,572 --> 00:15:38,853 over a loaf of bread. 364 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:41,547 Well, this bread better be worth you losing your job. 365 00:15:41,632 --> 00:15:44,392 Now, hang on. G-Give me a chance to fix it. 366 00:15:45,703 --> 00:15:47,095 Please. 367 00:15:49,275 --> 00:15:50,862 All right, George. 368 00:15:50,947 --> 00:15:52,891 But if I hear from one more angry parent... 369 00:15:52,976 --> 00:15:55,634 Thank you. Thank you. 370 00:15:59,702 --> 00:16:01,652 He's not here. 371 00:16:05,434 --> 00:16:08,501 Mary, you understand these people are atheists. 372 00:16:08,649 --> 00:16:10,343 I get it. They're not my people. 373 00:16:10,579 --> 00:16:11,790 You're my people. 374 00:16:11,876 --> 00:16:13,088 Then what's this all about? 375 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:15,274 My son just wanted a better sandwich. 376 00:16:15,368 --> 00:16:17,548 Why is this so hard for y'all to understand?! 377 00:16:18,001 --> 00:16:19,635 ♪ From the mountains ♪ 378 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,720 ♪ To the prairies ♪ 379 00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:26,251 ♪ To the oceans white with foam ♪ 380 00:16:26,431 --> 00:16:30,202 ♪ God bless America ♪ 381 00:16:30,462 --> 00:16:34,485 ♪ Our home sweet home... ♪ 382 00:16:34,685 --> 00:16:36,540 - Pinko! - Screw you! 383 00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:41,860 ♪ God bless America... ♪ 384 00:16:41,946 --> 00:16:43,025 Three, two... 385 00:16:43,243 --> 00:16:44,579 Thanks for having me on. 386 00:16:44,681 --> 00:16:46,424 You're welcome. Now, I understand 387 00:16:46,509 --> 00:16:48,134 you wanted to set the record straight 388 00:16:48,220 --> 00:16:49,782 regarding your son's communism. 389 00:16:49,867 --> 00:16:51,333 Yes. N-No! 390 00:16:51,418 --> 00:16:53,702 He's not a communist. He's ten years old. 391 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,935 Listen, I fought for this country. 392 00:16:56,052 --> 00:16:57,256 I love this country. 393 00:16:57,341 --> 00:16:58,958 My kids love this country. 394 00:16:59,044 --> 00:17:00,450 Isn't that right, Sheldon? 395 00:17:00,536 --> 00:17:01,997 Yes. 396 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:03,606 Although, in all fairness, 397 00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:05,597 the Social Security system is a form of... 398 00:17:05,778 --> 00:17:07,951 - You love this country! - I love this country. 399 00:17:19,931 --> 00:17:22,943 I have something important that I'd like to say. 400 00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,391 These last few days, 401 00:17:27,477 --> 00:17:29,264 I've been giving the new Happy Hearth bread 402 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,776 another chance, and I've decided 403 00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:32,414 it's not so bad. 404 00:17:34,550 --> 00:17:36,444 Also, it toasts well. 405 00:17:38,995 --> 00:17:40,514 So, I'm going to say 406 00:17:40,599 --> 00:17:43,433 that's a sign of personal growth on my part. 407 00:17:43,564 --> 00:17:45,639 In fact, let's call it maturity. 408 00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,701 Still not talking to me, huh? 409 00:17:55,021 --> 00:17:58,295 Well... I'll check back in tomorrow.