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ADULT SHELDON: It should
come as no surprise
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that the very first grade
I ever received
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was a "super-duper."
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Granted it was for
counting spots on a ladybug,
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but still, I nailed it.
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Even as the difficulty
of assignments grew,
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I maintained the same level
of excellence.
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INGRAM: Good job, Cooper.
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That's just sad, Cooper.
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ADULT SHELDON: In every class,
in every subject,
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I was perfect.
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Which is why this day hit me
like a ton of bricks.
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MEEMAW: Hey, moonpie.
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Ready to go?
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Look at this.
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95?
That's terrific.
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No. If it was terrific,
it would say 100
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with the word "terrific" next to it.
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Don't sweat it,
you'll get 100 next time.
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But I should have gotten it this time.
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Dr. Sturgis made a mistake.
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And we're sweatin' it.
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Dr. Sturgis, I believe you've
made an error grading my test.
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Let me see.
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No, you didn't calculate
using Maxwell's equations.
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Maxwell's equation
my sweet patootie!
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[music playing over radio]
You like Willie Nelson?
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That would require
knowing the permeability
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of free space and natural units.
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[music volume increases]
I suppose...
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I like Willie Nelson.
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...an electric field,
but that would still require...
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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Morning, Peg.
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I need to run Sunday's bulletin
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by Pastor Jeff. Is he in?
[Jeff coughing]
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Yep.
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[coughing continues]
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Is he coming down with somethin'?
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Yep. [Coughs]
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Oh, my, are you sick, too?
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[coughing]: Never better.
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Okay.
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Hello.
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Oh, hey, Mary, come on in.
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[sniffles] I-I'm fine here.
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Um, I have Sunday's bulletin
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for your approval.
And I wanted to ask about
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ordering the palms for Palm Sunday.
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I know it's early, but as
you remember last year,
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we waited too long and
First United Methodist
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snatched up all the perky ones.
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[sniffles, groans]
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Ooh.
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Should you be here right now?
You look terrible.
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I feel terrible.
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Well, then go home,
let your wife take care of you.
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You'd think she'd do that, but no.
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Ooh. Well, you should
at least go see a doctor.
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I can't. The Walker couple
is coming in for counseling.
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If you rescheduled,
I'm sure they'd understand.
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Hey, what if you did it?
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Marriage counseling?
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Don't you need some sort
of training for that?
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Nah, you just listen, uh,
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give 'em a couple prayers,
send 'em on their way.
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Okay, if you really want me to.
I do.
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In fact, for the rest of the day,
you're in charge.
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All right?
The bulletins, the palms, it's all you.
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Well, all right, um,
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but only if you promise to
go home and get some rest.
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Sure. Home, movie theater,
food court, somewhere.
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[groaning]
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Today we're gonna work on
interior angles
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of a convex polygon.
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Georgie, where's your brother?
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I don't know,
do you really want him here?
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Convex polygons are polygons...
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Sheldon, why aren't you
in second period?
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I'm working on this math problem.
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I think you might be the
first person in history
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who's ever cut class to do math.
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The irony wasn't lost on me.
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Oh, hey, 95. Good job.
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Really?
I'm here every day
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and it's like you don't know me at all.
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Oh, okay. Um...
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aw, 95, too bad.
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There we go.
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Anything you can tell
me about the Walkers?
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Not really, just a couple of newlyweds
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trying to figure it out.
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Well, marriage is hard.
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I'll never know.Oh...
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don't think that way.
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I'm sure there's someone
out there for you.
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Oh, no, that's not the problem.
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I just don't want to waste this
on just one guy.
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Sorry we're late.
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Someone couldn't decide on a hat.
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Sorry. Oh, that's all right.
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper, I'm gonna
be doing your session today.
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Oh, what happened to Pastor Jeff?
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He's out sick and asked me
to fill in.
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Oh, okay. But don't worry,
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you're in good hands.
I've been married for 15 years
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and whatever you're going through,
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I'm sure I've been through it
several times.
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PEG: Francine?
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I dig your hat.
[coughs]
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So when we first started dating,
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he would plan these elaborate
picnics by the lake...
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You know, like a real picnic
with the red and white blanket.
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Oh, gingham, sweetie, it's called gingham.
Yeah.
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And after you got married,
all the picnics and wooing ended?
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No, no, not at all. No.
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In fact, Elliot's more dotin'
than ever.
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He knows that tulips
are my favorite,
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so every week there's
a fresh-cut bouquet
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on my nightstand.
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I own the flower shop
across from the post office.
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Well, y'all seem hunky-dory.
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I'm confused, what's the issue?
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Well, um, we're having trouble
in the, you know...
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[whispers]: The bedroom.
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Oh.
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[dialing] Sheldon, what are you
doing here?
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They wouldn't let me use the
phone in the principal's office.
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[line ringing]
Who are you calling?
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Dr. Sturgis...
It's a math emergency.
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[scoffs]
Don't you think
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you should've asked
my permission first?
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It's ringing.
Yes or no?
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You know what?
I don't care.
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STURGIS: Hello?
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Dr. Sturgis, this is Sheldon.
You're wrong and I can prove it.
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Is that so?
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It is so.
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All right, little man, bring it on.
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Go ahead, Sheldon, I'm all ears.
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Well, when I'm done,
you're going to be all tears.
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Okay, fellas,
let's keep it civil.
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You claim that the only way to
calculate the magnetic field
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in QCD units is using
Maxwell's equations,
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but you're completely
discrediting energy density.
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But you're still off.
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By a factor of 3.54.
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Which would seem insignificant,
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but when examined closely,
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you realize that it's the
square root of four times pi.
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Your point being?
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Rationalized and non-rationalized units
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differ by four times pi...
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Anyone with a basic knowledge
of electric
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and magnetic fields
would know that.
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I'm lost.
Are we still being civil?
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It's all right, Connie.
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Sheldon's trying to justify
his shortcut.
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Not a shortcut,
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a more elegant and efficient method
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to achieve the correct answer.
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Well, I applaud the effort,
young man.
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Don't treat me like a child,
treat me like a colleague.
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Fine. This is the stupidest
thing I've ever seen.
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How could you say that?!
[crying]
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What are you doing?
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Treating him like a colleague.
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Do you and your colleagues
make each other
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run out of the room crying like that?
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Sometimes.
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But we run slower,
'cause we're old.
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And then he said,
"For the rest of the day,
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- you're in charge."
- Mm.
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Those were his exact words.
Can you believe it?
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"You're in charge."
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- Well, that's great.
- And thanks to me,
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this year United Methodist
is gonna get stuck
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with all the limp palms.
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Well, I don't know what
that means, but good for you.
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I even did some
marriage counseling
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for a couple of young newlyweds.
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Ooh, what kind of trouble
they having?
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Oh, it's all confidential;
I really can't say.
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Well, I don't need specifics,
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just, you know, general terms.
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They're having sexual problems.
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Really?
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Newlyweds?
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But we all prayed on it
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and then the answer came
clear as a bell.
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Yeah?
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The husband is under
a lot of stress at work
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and it's diminishing
his natural desires.
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Huh. What kind of work
does he do
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he's got so much stress?
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He owns that flower shop
across from the post office.
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Flower shop. Huh.
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You've seen it.
It's called The Pretty Petunia.
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Huh.
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GEORGE SR.: So, Sheldon,
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you and Dr. Sturgis figure out
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your math emergency?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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Me neither.
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[phone ringing]
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That's probably for me.
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I'm really getting popular.
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What's a math emergency?
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That's when things don't add up.
[chuckles]
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MISSY: Hello?
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Oh, come on, guys,
that was a good one.
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MISSY: Mom, it's Pastor Jeff!
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Mm, excuse me.
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To answer your question, Georgie,
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it's when a scientist
is too immature
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to admit when he's wrong.
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Maybe you're too immature.
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MEEMAW: Gentlemen, please.
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I'm sorry, but when someone
with way less experience
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accuses me of not knowing
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what I'm talking about,
my hackles are up.
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What's a hackle?
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Well, if he's wrong,
then teach him to be right
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instead of berating him
like a big ol' jackass.
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That's very hurtful!
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[door closes]
Well, how 'bout that?
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They do run slower.
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Good news! I get to go
visit a shut-in.
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What the hell is going on today?
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GILFORD: It's open.
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MAN 1 [on TV]: What's up, Schultz?
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MAN 2 [on TV]: Are you asking me?
[Chuckles]
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Haven't you learned that I know
nothing, I see nothing...
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Hello? Mr. Gilford?
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Who are you?
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Hi, I'm Mary Cooper
from the church.
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Pastor Jeff is out sick,
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so he asked me
to bring over your dinner.
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Steak fingers?
With extra gravy.
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Where's my Mr. Pibb?
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Oh, right here.
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You want me to open it for you?
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I've got hands.
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Maybe while you eat
we could chat a little.
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I'm old, I'm alone,
I'm gonna die soon.
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There, we've chatted.
Okay.
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If you're not in the mood
for conversation,
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maybe there's something else
I could do for you.
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Haven't had a sponge bath in a while.
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Does Pastor Jeff give you a sponge bath?
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Sure does.
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Mr. Gilford.
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No...
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Lights out?
In a minute.
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[sighs] I may not understand
exactly what's going on
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with you and Dr. Sturgis, but
you can't be rude to an adult.
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What if they're wrong?
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Doesn't matter. There are plenty
of stupid people in the world,
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but when they're older than you,
you got to show them respect.
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I understand, sir. Thank you
for your incredibly wise advice.
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Okay.
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Did you just call Dad stupid
without calling him stupid?
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Yes.
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Here, let me get that.
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And, uh, while I'm cleaning up,
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I could also tackle
some of, um...
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Don't touch anything!
I like it the way it is.
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Could I at least open a window,
get you some fresh air?
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It's not necessary.
I've got some right here.
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[inhales deeply]
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Mind if I make some room to sit?
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You're staying?
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Yes, I'm staying.
I'm here to keep you company.
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Why? So you'll look like
some kind of Good Samaritan?
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Because God calls on us
to serve our fellow man.
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Romans 12:13, "Share with
the Lord's people who are..."
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What are you doing?
Quoting scripture.
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Well, I don't want to hear that.
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You don't want to hear the Bible?
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Not from some woman.
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Excuse me?
Where have you been?
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Women don't preach in our church.
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Well, I'm not in our church,
I'm in your living room,
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which is, by the way, disgusting.
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I'm sorry I called you a jackass.
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[chuckles]
A "big, old jackass."
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But it's okay, I deserved it.
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Don't be too hard on yourself.
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Sheldon's always been
difficult to deal with.
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I'm not upset that he's difficult,
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I'm upset that he's right.
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Really?
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And you're just now
saying something?
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Energy density, rationalized
and non-rationalized units,
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I can't believe I missed it.
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Well, like you said,
everybody makes a mistake.
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But it was so obvious.
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A younger me would've seen it.
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00:13:33,098 --> 00:13:35,840
I think I'm losing a step.
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You're not alone.
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00:13:37,537 --> 00:13:40,714
The other night I had bingo for
five moves, didn't even know it.
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[laughs] Were you drinking?
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It's bingo, of course I was drinking.
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[both laugh]
Don't worry about it.
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We'll lose a step together.
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Thank you, Bonnie.
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You see that?
I made a joke about it.
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- Never do it again.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Hey, Sheldon.
- Hello.
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You get that test problem
sorted out?
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00:14:14,052 --> 00:14:18,317
No, I'm afraid Dr. Sturgis and I
are still at a math impasse.
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Oh, I hate those.
Thank you for asking.
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I appreciate it.
And how are you doing?
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Since when are you interested?
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My father told me I should be
kind to old people.
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How old do you think I am?
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My father also told me
if a woman ever asks you that,
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it's a trap.
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Smart man.
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But I'll say 53.
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Peg, we got any more of those
fancy binder clips?
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Bottom right drawer.
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00:14:56,224 --> 00:14:59,880
Oh! Um, hi.
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00:14:59,924 --> 00:15:01,447
Y...
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00:15:01,491 --> 00:15:03,754
You're back. Uh, feeling better?
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00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:05,364
No.
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Then what are you doing here?
Why aren't you home in bed?
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Because not everybody has
a happy marriage, Mary, okay?
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Sorry.
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00:15:12,240 --> 00:15:14,939
How's everything going around here?
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00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:18,464
Really well. I had a lovely
session with the Walkers.
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I think that they're gonna be
fruitful and multiplying soon.
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00:15:22,033 --> 00:15:23,774
[chuckles]
And, um,
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I had a visit with our shut-in,
Mr. Gilford.
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00:15:28,431 --> 00:15:29,910
He's quite the character,
isn't he?
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00:15:29,954 --> 00:15:32,826
That's a nice way to put it.
Yeah, well, you got to
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give him a pass,
what with all he's been through.
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00:15:35,002 --> 00:15:36,613
What's he been through?
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00:15:36,656 --> 00:15:39,529
Mary, that man sitting all alone
in that mess of a house
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is a genuine war hero.
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00:15:41,922 --> 00:15:44,882
People like you and me'll never
understand what he went through.
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I didn't know.
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00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:50,409
Well, he sure won't talk about
it. He give you a hard time?
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00:15:50,453 --> 00:15:54,457
Yeah, and-and I kind of
gave him one right back.
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00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,025
Would you mind if I
went back over there
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00:15:58,069 --> 00:15:59,723
and gave it another go?
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00:15:59,766 --> 00:16:03,030
By all means. I got to lay down.
352
00:16:03,074 --> 00:16:05,685
Hey, Peg, if my wife
calls, tell her...
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00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:08,645
You know what, oh,
she's not gonna call.
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00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:09,950
Never mind.
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00:16:09,994 --> 00:16:13,084
[coughing]
356
00:16:21,005 --> 00:16:24,051
Mr. Gilford,
it's Mary Cooper again.
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00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:32,407
[TV playing]
Mr. Gilford?
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00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,801
[gasps]
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00:16:34,845 --> 00:16:37,108
Mr. Gilford?
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00:16:37,151 --> 00:16:39,937
[indistinct chatter]
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00:16:43,114 --> 00:16:45,072
[clears throat]
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00:16:45,116 --> 00:16:46,683
You a relative?
No.
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00:16:46,726 --> 00:16:47,901
Friend?
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00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,687
I was trying.
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00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:54,517
Okay, well, sorry.
Coroner's on his way.
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00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:55,996
Thank you.
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00:16:56,040 --> 00:16:58,521
This is some mess, huh?
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00:16:58,564 --> 00:17:02,046
[exhales]
It's how he liked it.
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00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:12,447
[knocking]
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00:17:12,491 --> 00:17:14,493
May I come in?
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00:17:14,537 --> 00:17:16,930
I guess.
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00:17:21,674 --> 00:17:25,548
I looked over your
work again and, uh,
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the math was correct.
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00:17:30,988 --> 00:17:32,424
Really?
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00:17:32,467 --> 00:17:34,426
You were right...
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00:17:34,469 --> 00:17:37,995
and I was, uh, wrong.
377
00:17:38,038 --> 00:17:39,997
Sorry I doubted you.
378
00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:44,001
Wow. It must be really hard
for you to admit that.
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00:17:44,044 --> 00:17:45,611
Well, yes.
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00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:50,268
But, uh, I thought it could be
a learning opportunity for you.
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00:17:50,311 --> 00:17:50,898
What do you mean?
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00:17:50,899 --> 00:17:53,532
I wanted to show you
that being wrong
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00:17:53,576 --> 00:17:55,621
is not the end of the world.
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00:17:55,665 --> 00:17:59,233
Oh, okay. Thank you.
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00:17:59,277 --> 00:18:02,149
ADULT SHELDON: Dr. Sturgis
was a wise man.
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It was a learning opportunity.
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00:18:04,238 --> 00:18:06,980
And when the day comes
that I'm wrong,
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00:18:07,024 --> 00:18:09,113
I fully plan to admit it.
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00:18:13,508 --> 00:18:17,329
Okay, before we finish up,
I'd like to call up Mary Cooper,
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00:18:17,330 --> 00:18:19,381
who has a few words
she'd like to say.
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00:18:25,259 --> 00:18:26,826
Thank you, Pastor Jeff.
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00:18:26,870 --> 00:18:30,874
[clears throat]
As some of you might know,
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00:18:30,917 --> 00:18:33,659
we lost a member
of our congregation.
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00:18:33,703 --> 00:18:36,875
James Gilford passed away
earlier this week.
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00:18:36,876 --> 00:18:39,664
If that name isn't familiar to you,
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00:18:39,665 --> 00:18:41,882
don't feel bad, it wasn't to me either.
397
00:18:41,884 --> 00:18:43,321
But in the last few days,
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00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,802
I've gotten to learn
a little bit about him.
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00:18:45,845 --> 00:18:50,371
He was married to his wife,
Meredith, for over 45 years,
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00:18:50,415 --> 00:18:52,678
he was a lieutenant in the Army,
401
00:18:52,722 --> 00:18:54,985
and, forgive him for this,
402
00:18:55,028 --> 00:18:57,944
a big fan of the Dallas Cowboys.
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00:18:57,988 --> 00:18:59,598
[laughter]
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00:18:59,642 --> 00:19:02,209
But even if you didn't know him,
I hope that you'll still join me
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00:19:02,253 --> 00:19:04,908
in celebrating his life this Wednesday
406
00:19:04,951 --> 00:19:07,737
at the American Legion.
Thank you.
407
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:11,697
Oh, um, and if there's
anyone who's able
408
00:19:11,741 --> 00:19:14,308
to help me clean out his house,
please let me know.
409
00:19:14,352 --> 00:19:18,008
Ooh, you know I love to tackle clutter.
We'll do it!
410
00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:21,054
Oh, thank you.