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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ I know you're asking me to stay ♪

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♪ Say please, please,
please don't go away ♪

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♪ You say I'm giving you the blues ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ Huh! ♪

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My father took pride in saying

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that he ran our house like a tight ship.

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The ship got a lot looser when

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my meemaw came over to babysit.

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I bet a nickel.

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Hang on there a minute, moon pie.

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I want to teach you somethin'.

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Look at your cards,

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and then look in the mirror.

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Hey, I'm smiling.

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Uh-huh.

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And what does that

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tell me about your cards?

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That I like them?

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Attaboy. Now...

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look at my face.

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Tell me

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what you see.

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That you're old.

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It's a good thing I love you.

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I'm gonna look at my cards again.

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You're unhappy.

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Which means...?

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You don't have good cards.

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Mm-hmm.

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So...

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I'm gonna see your nickel...

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- and raise you a quarter.
- Quarter?

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You can fold.

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No. I have good cards,
you have bad cards.

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I'm in.

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- Nines and fives.
- Mm.

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That's too bad.

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Three queens. You lose!

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What?

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But you weren't happy.

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- I made you think I was unhappy.
- But that's lying.

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You lied to your moon pie.

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I bluffed my moon pie.

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- Do people know about this?
- Sheldon,

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what's on a person's face

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is not always what's in their heart.

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Well, this changes everything.

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How do you know who to trust?

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You don't.

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That's what makes life interesting.

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Meemaw liked to teach me things
that kept me awake at night.

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Mom, we're home!

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In here!

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What's he doing up?

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Losin'.

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Hell is that?

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I sent Georgie on a beer run,

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and tipped him with firecrackers.

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Oh, Mom.

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Was I supposed to stiff him?

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I ate so much candy!

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Okay.

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They're all yours.

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Sometimes people say
to me, "Pastor Jeff,

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how do you know there's a God?"

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And I say, "It's simple math.

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God either exists or he doesn't."

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So let's be cynical.

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Worst-case scenario,
there's a 50-50 chance.

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And I like those odds.

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That's wrong.

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Shelly, put your hand down.

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Sorry. Please continue.

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It's okay, Mary.

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I-It's Sheldon, right?

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- Yes, sir.
- Well, Sheldon,

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why don't you come on up here
and tell me how I'm wrong.

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- No.
- Okay.

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Let's give him a hand, everybody.

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- Mm.
- What's happening?

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Shelly's gonna eat him alive.

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So...

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you were saying?

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You've confused possibilities
with probabilities.

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According to your
analogy, when I go home

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I might find a million dollars
on my bed or I might not.

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In what universe is that 50-50?

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So what do you think

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the odds are that God exists?

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I think they're zero.

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I believe in science.

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So you don't think

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science and religion
can go hand in hand?

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Science is facts, religion is faith.

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- I prefer facts.
- Mm.

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I understand that.

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Here's a cool fact for ya.

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A lot of famous scientists

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believed in God.

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Isaac Newton.

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Albert Einstein.

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Even Charles Darwin.

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So Darwin's right about God
and wrong about evolution?

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Now you're gettin' it.

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Let's give it up for Sheldon, everybody.

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What a good sport. Oh.

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But I wasn't a good sport.

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At that moment, I vowed to come back

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the following Sunday
and destroy Pastor Jeff.

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Uh, hello, Mr. Cooper.

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Is Missy home?

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Hello, Billy. No, she's at church.

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I brought her eggs from my chickens.

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I see that.

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You can boil them or scramble them.

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Okay.

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I like fried.

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Okay.

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I don't like poached.

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Okay.

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Thank you for your time.

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Okay.

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You want me to cook
those eggs for you, baby?

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No. They're a gift.

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Sorry.

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He even wrote me a note.

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"Eggs from your secret admirer. Billy."

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Mary, can you come in here?

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I'm cookin'.

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I really need you to come in here.

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What on earth?

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Uh-oh.

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What?

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Listen to this.

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"French philosopher,

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mathematician and
physicist, Blaise Pascal,

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argued a rational person
should believe God exists

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because you have everything
to gain if you're right,

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and nothing to lose if you're wrong."

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Sounds right.

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Meemaw is coming over

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to watch you... I gotta go.

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- Where?
- Daddy's not feeling good.

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We're gonna go see a doctor.

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- Is he okay?
- He's gonna be fine.

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You just sit right there.

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Meemaw's on her way
over to cook you dinner.

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Can we come with you?

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No. Just stay right there, don't move.

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George, let's go.

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How long are we supposed to sit here?

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I don't know.

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She said don't move.

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She was very clear.

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Hope I don't have to go to the bathroom.

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Don't worry!

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Meemaw's here!

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Everything's under control!

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Oh.

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We haven't had dinner yet.

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Really?

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I don't feel like cookin'.

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I think my husband's
having a heart attack!

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I need an RRT and a crash cart.

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Over here.

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Sir, are you having
chest pains right now?

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Any numbness or pain in your arms?

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Maybe this one.

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Shortness of breath?

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Enough questions.

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He's a fat, middle-aged
man with chest pains.

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Do something!

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- All right.
- Sorry about the fat, honey.

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You said you liked me this way.

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Is Daddy gonna be okay?

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Oh, yeah. Your Pop-Pop used to have

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little chest pains all the time.

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Didn't he die of a heart attack?

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Well, for insurance purposes, yes.

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Hey. What's goin' on?

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Dad's in the hospital.

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What? Why's Dad in the hospital?

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- He's gonna be fine.
- He had chest pains.

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He's gonna be fine.

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What are we doin'? Why aren't
we going to the hospital?

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Nobody's goin' nowhere.

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We're just gonna stay calm,

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have a nice dinner, and
wait for your mama to call

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and tell us what's what.

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I'm not hungry.

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What did you mean by
"insurance purposes"?

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Just eat.

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What kind of Texan drinks pink wine?

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Hello.

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Hi, Mom. Kids okay?

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Yeah, they're fine. How's George?

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I don't know. They're running tests.

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Well, don't you worry about us.

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Everything's under control here.

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Okay.

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I'll call you when I know more.

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How you holdin' up?

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I guess I'm okay.

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Well, George is gonna
pull through this, honey.

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I guarantee it.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Thanks for bein' there.

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You bet.

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I'll call you later.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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What'd she say?

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The doctors are doin' some
tests, but, dollars to donuts,

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your daddy's just got a bad case of gas.

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Y'all two go get ready for bed.

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I don't want to stay around here.

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I want to go to the
hospital and see Dad.

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Well, I want to go to Las
Vegas and see Willie Nelson,

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but that ain't gonna happen either.

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This is stupid.

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You know what's stupid?

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I got to drink pink wine!

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Meemaw?

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What?

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Is Dad really okay?

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Yes.

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I hope you're not bluffing.

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You asleep?

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No.

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Me neither.

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Every time the phone
rings, I get scared.

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Me, too.

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I'm goin' to see Dad.
You guys want to come?

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How? Meemaw said we have to stay here.

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You want to go or not?

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Shh.

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Shh.

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Who do I shush?

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- Shh!
- Shh!

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What are you doing?

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I'm driving to the hospital.

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You can come with me or
stay here... up to you.

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I'm comin'.

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Sheldon?

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You're 14.

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You don't know how to drive.

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I drove a tractor at 4-H camp.

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It's the same thing.

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But you sat on the farmer's lap.

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Then stay here.

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Come on, Missy.

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What are you doin'?

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Travelin' music.

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Ugh.

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I'm coming with you.

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Why are you wearin' my helmet?

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I don't expect this to end well.

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And the pillows?

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Same answer.

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Turn it off. I've got to concentrate.

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Aw.

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Okay,

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seat belts, everybody.

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Please drive slowly.

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Relax. I know what I'm doin'.

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- Whoa!
- Whoa!

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I've often been asked

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why I never learned to drive a car.

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This night...

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is your answer.

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Please slow down.

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I'm goin' eight miles an hour.

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A cow just passed us.

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- Do you know how to get to the hospital?
- Yeah.

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00:12:24,830 --> 00:12:26,830
It's right across the
street from the Dairy Queen.

280
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:28,440
Which Dairy Queen?

281
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:29,870
What are you talkin' about?

282
00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:30,970
There's two.

283
00:12:30,970 --> 00:12:32,110
Really?

284
00:12:32,110 --> 00:12:33,040
You're gonna hit it!

285
00:12:33,040 --> 00:12:34,360
Which is the one Mom takes us to?

286
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,630
You're gonna hit it!

287
00:12:38,280 --> 00:12:40,750
Ooh, you're in trouble now!

288
00:13:04,170 --> 00:13:05,810
Yeah?

289
00:13:05,810 --> 00:13:08,110
What took you so long to answer?

290
00:13:08,110 --> 00:13:10,240
Powdering my nose. What's it to ya?

291
00:13:10,250 --> 00:13:13,610
Sorry I asked. Just wanted
to give you an update.

292
00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:15,920
Y... What's goin' on?

293
00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:17,820
They want to run some more tests.

294
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:19,620
They're gonna hold him overnight.

295
00:13:19,620 --> 00:13:22,870
Oh. Oh, well, that's, that's
nothin' to worry about.

296
00:13:22,870 --> 00:13:24,530
That's just precautionary.

297
00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:26,060
How are the kids?

298
00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:28,450
Oh. They were a little worried,

299
00:13:28,450 --> 00:13:30,530
but I handled it.

300
00:13:30,530 --> 00:13:31,670
They sleepin'?

301
00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:34,100
Um...

302
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:35,780
Yeah, yeah.

303
00:13:35,790 --> 00:13:37,340
You bet.

304
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:39,210
Thanks again for helpin'.

305
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,570
Oh, hey,

306
00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:42,010
these are my grandchildren.

307
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,910
They are my blood.

308
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:45,810
Okay. I better go.

309
00:13:45,820 --> 00:13:47,980
Okay. We'll talk later.

310
00:14:00,860 --> 00:14:02,930
Son of a bitch.

311
00:14:05,100 --> 00:14:07,230
I hate those kids.

312
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,870
Just admit it, we're lost.

313
00:14:12,880 --> 00:14:14,440
We're not lost.

314
00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,510
Well, I sure don't see
a hospital anywhere.

315
00:14:16,510 --> 00:14:19,080
Why don't we ask
somebody for directions?

316
00:14:19,080 --> 00:14:21,550
Because we're children in a car, genius.

317
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,980
Dang it!

318
00:14:23,990 --> 00:14:25,820
Are you aiming for them?

319
00:14:25,820 --> 00:14:27,850
Everybody just shut up. I got this.

320
00:14:30,730 --> 00:14:33,930
Oh, no. We're going to jail.

321
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:35,530
Georgie's going to jail.

322
00:14:35,530 --> 00:14:37,100
I'm saying I was kidnapped.

323
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,530
That's a good plan.

324
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:40,310
You and I were kidnapped.

325
00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,770
If I'm going to jail,
we're all going to jail.

326
00:14:42,770 --> 00:14:45,170
Oh, you better pull over.

327
00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:51,950
Oh, thank God.

328
00:14:51,950 --> 00:14:54,610
- Well, don't just sit there... follow it.
- Why?

329
00:14:54,620 --> 00:14:57,020
It's an ambulance... It's
going to the hospital.

330
00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,230
Hang on.

331
00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,990
How about I put the radio on real low?

332
00:15:04,990 --> 00:15:06,490
Shut up.

333
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:08,700
Mary.

334
00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:09,800
Mom!

335
00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:11,730
- Where are they?
- Where's who?

336
00:15:11,730 --> 00:15:14,040
More importantly...

337
00:15:16,970 --> 00:15:18,970
- how is George?
- Mom!

338
00:15:18,970 --> 00:15:21,240
- Ah. There they are!
- Hey. Oh.

339
00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,840
Ha! I lost the little rascals

340
00:15:22,850 --> 00:15:24,640
in the... hall.

341
00:15:24,650 --> 00:15:26,350
I want to see Dad.

342
00:15:26,350 --> 00:15:27,450
- Me, too.
- Me, too.

343
00:15:27,450 --> 00:15:28,920
The doctors are with him now.

344
00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:30,180
I'll take you in a bit.

345
00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:31,450
Why are they here?

346
00:15:31,450 --> 00:15:33,420
I think it's obvious.

347
00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:35,190
They love their daddy.

348
00:15:35,190 --> 00:15:38,360
No, I get that. Why
aren't they home in bed?

349
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,100
Well, nobody could sleep.

350
00:15:45,100 --> 00:15:47,370
I thought it was the right thing.

351
00:15:49,370 --> 00:15:50,600
Good bluff.

352
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:52,570
Shh.

353
00:15:52,570 --> 00:15:53,810
Okay, thank you.

354
00:15:53,810 --> 00:15:55,730
You all need anything? You hungry?

355
00:15:55,730 --> 00:15:56,940
- No.
- No, thank you.

356
00:15:56,950 --> 00:15:58,950
Okay, everybody sit tight.

357
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,720
I'm gonna go check on your dad.

358
00:16:03,177 --> 00:16:04,240
Georgie.

359
00:16:05,150 --> 00:16:07,020
Give me my damn keys.

360
00:16:07,020 --> 00:16:09,460
Oh, yeah. Here.

361
00:16:09,460 --> 00:16:11,660
Thank you.

362
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,810
How did I beat you here?

363
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,910
We kept hitting garbage cans.

364
00:16:16,920 --> 00:16:18,130
Oh, God.

365
00:16:18,140 --> 00:16:20,070
I need to wash my hands.

366
00:16:20,070 --> 00:16:23,000
- There are germs here that can kill you.
- Hold up.

367
00:16:23,010 --> 00:16:25,770
Now, y'all like it when
your meemaw babysits.

368
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:28,760
Poker, candy, firecrackers.

369
00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,180
- Yes.
- Yeah.

370
00:16:30,180 --> 00:16:32,440
Well, if your mother ever finds out

371
00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:34,080
what you did tonight,

372
00:16:34,080 --> 00:16:36,870
that is never gonna happen again.

373
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,400
I can't lie to my mother.

374
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,810
Sure you can. Believe in yourself!

375
00:17:49,750 --> 00:17:51,950
Despite what it looks like,

376
00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:53,990
I didn't pray to God that night.

377
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,450
I prayed to Blaise Pascal.

378
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:57,920
My thinking was,

379
00:17:57,920 --> 00:18:00,920
if he was right about
the existence of God,

380
00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:03,030
then he could pass along my request

381
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,140
for my dad to get better.

382
00:18:05,140 --> 00:18:07,110
If he was wrong...

383
00:18:07,110 --> 00:18:08,310
well...

384
00:18:08,310 --> 00:18:11,680
in this moment, I
needed him to be right.

385
00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,190
What's taking so long?

386
00:18:19,190 --> 00:18:20,210
Shh.

387
00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:22,590
Keep your voice down, car thief.

388
00:18:22,590 --> 00:18:24,990
I didn't steal your
car, I just borrowed it.

389
00:18:24,990 --> 00:18:28,090
You're gonna need to make bail someday.

390
00:18:28,100 --> 00:18:31,500
Do not come to me.

391
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:32,730
Good news!

392
00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:34,130
Your daddy's gonna be fine.

393
00:18:34,140 --> 00:18:36,470
- Should be home in a day or two.
- Oh!

394
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,890
And was it a heart attack?

395
00:18:37,890 --> 00:18:39,470
Minor. No permanent damage.

396
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,840
Oh! That's wonderful!

397
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,630
Our prayers have been answered.

398
00:18:44,610 --> 00:18:45,750
Come on, everybody,

399
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,680
let's say hello to your old dad.

400
00:18:50,020 --> 00:18:51,150
Come on.

401
00:18:51,150 --> 00:18:52,840
For a brief moment,

402
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:56,490
I was filled with the
healing power of faith.

403
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:59,540
Then the next day, we
all got violently ill

404
00:18:59,550 --> 00:19:02,900
from Billy Sparks'
eggs, and I was over it.

405
00:19:08,070 --> 00:19:11,130
I thought I'd talk this
morning about how it all began.

406
00:19:11,130 --> 00:19:14,580
Now, everybody knows how,
on the first day of creation,

407
00:19:14,580 --> 00:19:16,880
God said, "Let there be light."

408
00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:18,810
And there was light.

409
00:19:18,810 --> 00:19:22,110
And when God saw that
light, he knew it was good.

410
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,980
Oh, here we go.

411
00:19:24,990 --> 00:19:26,620
Yes, Sheldon.

412
00:19:26,620 --> 00:19:29,730
You said he didn't create
the sun until day four.

413
00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:30,930
Yeah.

414
00:19:30,930 --> 00:19:33,270
So how could there be
light the first three days?

415
00:19:33,270 --> 00:19:34,990
God is light.

416
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,060
So God's a photon?

417
00:19:39,290 --> 00:19:41,250
God's what made photons possible.

418
00:19:41,260 --> 00:19:43,160
And what day did he do that?

419
00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:44,620
I would think day one.

420
00:19:44,630 --> 00:19:47,730
If I grab my chest and keel over,
maybe we can get out of here.

421
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,470
That's a terrible thing to say.

422
00:19:49,470 --> 00:19:51,540
Because the first day had just begun.

423
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:53,140
So, before the Big Bang?

424
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,610
There was no Big Bang.

425
00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:56,110
There was only the Word.

426
00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:58,020
Was the word "kaboom"?

427
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,220
Okay, do it.

428
00:20:00,360 --> 00:20:01,560
We gotta go.

429
00:20:02,900 --> 00:20:04,190
What's happening?

430
00:20:04,190 --> 00:20:05,840
- Is it over?
- Y-Yes.

431
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:11,050
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