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♪ Faith, faith, faith ♪

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♪ Baby ♪

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♪ I know you're
asking me to stay ♪

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♪ Say please, please,
please don't go away ♪

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♪ You say I'm giving you
the blues ♪

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♪ Maybe ♪

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♪ Huh! ♪

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♪ You mean ♪

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♪ Every word you say ♪

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♪ Can't help but think ♪

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♪ Of yesterday ♪

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♪ And another who tied me down ♪

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♪ To lover boy rules... ♪

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My father took pride in saying

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that he ran our house
like a tight ship.

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The ship got a lot looser when

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my meemaw came over to babysit.

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I bet a nickel.

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Hang on there a minute,
moon pie.

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I want to teach you somethin'.

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Look at your cards,

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and then look in the mirror.

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Hey, I'm smiling.

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Uh-huh.

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And what does that

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tell me about your cards?

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That I like them?

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Attaboy. Now...

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look at my face.

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Tell me

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what you see.

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That you're old.

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It's a good thing I love you.

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I'm gonna look at
my cards again.

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You're unhappy.

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Which means...?

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You don't have good cards.

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Mm-hmm.

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So...

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I'm gonna see your nickel...

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and raise you a quarter.
Quarter?

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You can fold.

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No. I have good cards;
you have bad cards.

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I'm in.

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Nines and fives.
Mm.

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That's too bad.

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Three queens. You lose!

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What?

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But you weren't happy.

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I made youthink I was unhappy.
But that's lying.

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You lied to your moon pie.

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I bluffed my moon pie.

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Do people know about this?
Sheldon,

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what's on a person's face

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is not always
what's in their heart.

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Well, this changes everything.

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How do you know who to trust?

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You don't.

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That's what makes life
interesting.

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Meemaw liked to teach me things
that kept me awake at night.

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Mom, we're home!

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In here!

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What's he doing up?

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Losin'.

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Hell is that?

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I sent Georgie on a beer run,

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and tipped him
with firecrackers.

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Oh, Mom.

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Was I supposed to stiff him?

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I ate so much candy!

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Okay.

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They're all yours.

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♪ Faith, faith, faith. ♪

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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪

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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪

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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪

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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪

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Sometimes people say to me,
"Pastor Jeff,

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how do you know there's a God?"

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And I say, "It's simple math."

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God either exists
or he doesn't."

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So let's be cynical.

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Worst-case scenario,
there's a 50-50 chance.

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And I like those odds.

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That's wrong.

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Shelly, put your hand down.

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Sorry. Please continue.

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It's okay, Mary.

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I-It's Sheldon, right?

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Yes, sir.
Well, Sheldon,

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why don't you come on up here
and tell me how I'm wrong.

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No.
Okay.

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Let's give him
a hand, everybody.

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Mm. What's happening?

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Shelly's gonna eat him alive.

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So...

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you were saying?

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You've confused possibilities
with probabilities.

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According to your analogy,
when I go home

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I might find a million dollars
on my bed or I might not.

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In what universe
is that 50-50?

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So what do you think

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the odds are that God exists?

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I think they're zero.

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I believe in science.

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So you don't think

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science and religion
can go hand in hand?

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Science is facts,
religion is faith.

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I prefer facts.
Mm.

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I understand that.

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Here's a cool fact for ya.

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A lot of famous scientists

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believed in God.

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Isaac Newton.

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Albert Einstein.

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Even Charles Darwin.

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So Darwin's right about God
and wrong about evolution?

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Now you're gettin' it.

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Let's give it up
for Sheldon, everybody.

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What a good sport. Oh.

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But I wasn't a good sport.

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At that moment,
I vowed to come back

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the following Sunday
and destroy Pastor Jeff.

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Uh, hello, Mr. Cooper.

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Is Missy home?

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Hello, Billy.
No, she's at church.

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I brought her eggs
from my chickens.

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I see that.

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You can boil them
or scramble them.

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Okay.

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I like fried.

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Okay.

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I don't like poached.

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Okay.

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Thank you for your time.

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Okay.

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You want me to cook
those eggs for you, baby?

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No. They're a gift.

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Sorry.

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He even wrote me a note.

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"Eggs from your
secret admirer. Billy."

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Mary, can you come in here?

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I'm cookin'.

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I really need you
to come in here.

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What on earth?

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Uh-oh.

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What?

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Listen to this.

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"French philosopher,

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"mathematician and physicist,
Blaise Pascal,

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"argued a rational person
should believe God exists

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"because you have everything
to gain if you're right,

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and nothing to lose
if you're wrong."

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Sounds right.

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Meemaw is coming over

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to watch you... I gotta go.

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Where?
Daddy's not feeling good.

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We're gonna go see a doctor.

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Is he okay?
He's gonna be fine.

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You just sit right there.

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Meemaw's on her way over
to cook you dinner.

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Can we come with you?

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No. Just stay right there,
don't move.

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George, let's go.

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How long are we
supposed to sit here?

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I don't know.

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She said don't move.

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She was very clear.

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Hope I don't have
to go to the bathroom.

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Don't worry!

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Meemaw's here!

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Everything's under control!

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Oh.

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We haven't had dinner yet.

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Really?

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I don't feel like cookin'.

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I think my husband's having
a heart attack!

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I need an RRT and a crash cart.

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Over here.

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Sir, are you having
chest pains right now?

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Yeah, a little bit.

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Any numbness
or pain in your arms?

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Maybe this one.

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Shortness of breath?

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Enough questions.

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He's a fat, middle-aged man
with chest pains.

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Do something!

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All right.
Sorry about the fat, honey.

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You said you liked me this way.

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Is Daddy gonna be okay?

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Oh, yeah.
Your Pop-Pop used to have

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little chest pains all the time.

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Didn't he die of a heart attack?

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Well,
for insurance purposes, yes.

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Hey. What's goin' on?

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Dad's in the hospital.

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What? Why's Dad in the hospital?

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He's gonna be fine.
He had chest pains.

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He's gonna be fine.

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What are we doin'? Why
aren't we going to the hospital?

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Nobody's goin' nowhere.

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We're just gonna stay calm,

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have a nice dinner,
and wait for your mama to call

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and tell us what's what.

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I'm not hungry.

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What did you mean
by "insurance purposes"?

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Just eat.

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What kind of Texan drinks
pink wine?

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Hello.

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Hi, Mom. Kids okay?

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Yeah, they're fine.
How's George?

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I don't know.
They're running tests.

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Well, don't you worry about us.

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Everything's under control here.

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Okay.

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I'll call you when I know more.

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How you holdin' up?

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I guess I'm okay.

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Well, George is gonna pull
through this, honey.

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I guarantee it.

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Thanks, Mom.

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Thanks for bein' there.

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You bet.

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I'll call you later.

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Okay.

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Bye.

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What'd she say?

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The doctors are doin' some
tests, but, dollars to donuts,

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your daddy's just got
a bad case of gas.

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Y'all two go get ready for bed.

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I don't want to stay
around here.

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I want to go to the hospital
and see Dad.

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Well, I want to go to Las Vegas
and see Willie Nelson,

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but that ain't gonna happen
either.

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This is stupid.

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You know what's stupid?

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I got to drink pink wine!

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Meemaw?

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What?

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Is Dad really okay?

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Yes.

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I hope you're not bluffing.

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You asleep?

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No.

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Me neither.

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Every time the phone rings,
I get scared.

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Me, too.

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I'm goin' to see Dad.
You guys want to come?

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How? Meemaw said
we have to stay here.

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You want to go or not?

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♪♪

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Shh.

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Shh.

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Who do I shush?

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Shh!
Shh!

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What are you doing?

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I'm driving to the hospital.

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You can come with me
or stay here... up to you.

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I'm comin'.

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Sheldon?

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You're 14.

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You don't know how to drive.

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I drove a tractor at 4-H camp.

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It's the same thing.

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But you sat on the farmer's lap.

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Then stay here.

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Come on, Missy.

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What are you doin'?

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Travelin' music.

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Ugh.

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I'm coming with you.

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Why are you wearin' my helmet?

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I don't expect this to end well.

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And the pillows?

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00:11:45,889 --> 00:11:47,257
Same answer.

277
00:11:48,258 --> 00:11:50,259
Turn it off.
I've got to concentrate.

278
00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,927
Aw.

279
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,662
Okay,

280
00:11:53,663 --> 00:11:55,330
seat belts, everybody.

281
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:57,499
Please drive slowly.

282
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,601
Relax. I know what I'm doin'.

283
00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,470
Whoa!
Whoa!

284
00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:03,072
I've often been asked

285
00:12:03,073 --> 00:12:05,240
why I never learned
to drive a car.

286
00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,843
This night...

287
00:12:07,844 --> 00:12:10,212
is your answer.

288
00:12:10,213 --> 00:12:11,547
Please slow down.

289
00:12:11,548 --> 00:12:13,215
I'm goin' eight miles an hour.

290
00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:14,750
A cow just passed us.

291
00:12:14,751 --> 00:12:17,686
Do you know how to get
to the hospital? Yeah.

292
00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:19,688
It's right across the street
from the Dairy Queen.

293
00:12:19,689 --> 00:12:21,223
Which Dairy Queen?

294
00:12:21,224 --> 00:12:22,691
What are you talkin' about?

295
00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:23,759
There's two.

296
00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:24,993
Really?

297
00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:25,994
You're gonna hit it!

298
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,062
Which is the one
Mom takes us to?

299
00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:28,164
You're gonna hit it!

300
00:12:31,067 --> 00:12:33,502
Ooh, you're in trouble now!

301
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,627
Yeah?

302
00:12:58,628 --> 00:13:00,929
What took you so long to answer?

303
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:03,165
Powdering my nose.
What's it to ya?

304
00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:06,401
Sorry I asked. Just wanted
to give you an update.

305
00:13:06,402 --> 00:13:08,770
Y... What's goin' on?

306
00:13:08,771 --> 00:13:10,439
They want to run
some more tests.

307
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,541
They're gonna hold him
overnight.

308
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,344
Oh. Oh, well, that's, that's
nothin' to worry about.

309
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,179
That's just precautionary.

310
00:13:17,180 --> 00:13:18,981
How are the kids?

311
00:13:18,982 --> 00:13:20,949
Oh.
They were a little worried,

312
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:23,285
but I handled it.

313
00:13:23,286 --> 00:13:24,520
They sleepin'?

314
00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:26,922
Um...

315
00:13:26,923 --> 00:13:28,390
Yeah, yeah.

316
00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,125
You bet.

317
00:13:30,126 --> 00:13:31,994
Thanks again for helpin'.

318
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,395
Oh, hey,

319
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,730
these are my grandchildren.

320
00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:36,732
They are my blood.

321
00:13:36,733 --> 00:13:38,467
Okay. I better go.

322
00:13:38,468 --> 00:13:41,271
Okay. We'll talk later.

323
00:13:53,683 --> 00:13:55,585
Son of a bitch.

324
00:13:57,954 --> 00:14:00,189
I hate those kids.

325
00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:03,559
♪

326
00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:05,661
Just admit it, we're lost.

327
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:07,229
We're not lost.

328
00:14:07,230 --> 00:14:09,331
Well, I sure don't see
a hospital anywhere.

329
00:14:09,332 --> 00:14:11,934
Why don't we ask somebody
for directions?

330
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:14,170
Because we're children
in a car, genius.

331
00:14:15,371 --> 00:14:16,805
Dang it!

332
00:14:16,806 --> 00:14:18,674
Are you aiming for them?

333
00:14:18,675 --> 00:14:20,676
Everybody just shut up.
I got this.

334
00:14:23,513 --> 00:14:26,882
Oh, no.
We're going to jail.

335
00:14:26,883 --> 00:14:28,283
Georgie's going to jail.

336
00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:29,885
I'm saying I was kidnapped.

337
00:14:29,886 --> 00:14:31,420
That's a good plan.

338
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,188
Youandl were kidnapped.

339
00:14:33,189 --> 00:14:35,591
If I'm going to jail,
we're all going to jail.

340
00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:37,794
Oh, you better pull over.

341
00:14:42,165 --> 00:14:44,833
Oh, thank God.

342
00:14:44,834 --> 00:14:47,436
Well, don't just sit
there... follow it. - Why?

343
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:49,838
It's an ambulance...
It's going to the hospital.

344
00:14:49,839 --> 00:14:52,108
Hang on.

345
00:14:55,211 --> 00:14:57,546
How about I put
the radio on real low?

346
00:14:57,547 --> 00:14:59,182
Shut up.

347
00:15:00,350 --> 00:15:01,550
Mary.

348
00:15:01,551 --> 00:15:02,684
Mom!

349
00:15:02,685 --> 00:15:04,586
Where are they?
Where's who?

350
00:15:04,587 --> 00:15:06,889
More importantly...

351
00:15:09,692 --> 00:15:11,593
- ...how is George?
- Mom!

352
00:15:11,594 --> 00:15:14,096
Ah. There they are!
- Hey. Oh.

353
00:15:14,097 --> 00:15:15,664
Ha! I lost
the little rascals

354
00:15:15,665 --> 00:15:17,499
in the... hall.

355
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,268
I want to see Dad.

356
00:15:19,269 --> 00:15:20,335
Me, too.
- Me, too.

357
00:15:20,336 --> 00:15:21,670
The doctors are with him now.

358
00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:23,005
I'll take you in a bit.

359
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,239
Why are they here?

360
00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,241
I think it's obvious.

361
00:15:26,242 --> 00:15:28,010
They love their daddy.

362
00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:31,014
No, I get that.
Why aren't they home in bed?

363
00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:37,919
Well, nobody could sleep.

364
00:15:37,920 --> 00:15:40,623
I thought it was
the right thing.

365
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,425
Good bluff.

366
00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,360
Shh.

367
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,628
Okay, thank you.

368
00:15:46,629 --> 00:15:48,497
You all need anything?
You hungry?

369
00:15:48,498 --> 00:15:49,831
No.
No, thank you.

370
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:51,833
Okay, everybody sit tight.

371
00:15:51,834 --> 00:15:53,836
I'm gonna go check on your dad.

372
00:15:55,672 --> 00:15:56,939
Georgie.

373
00:15:58,007 --> 00:15:59,841
Give me my damn keys.

374
00:15:59,842 --> 00:16:02,344
Oh, yeah. Here.

375
00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,347
Thank you.

376
00:16:05,481 --> 00:16:07,516
How did I beat you here?

377
00:16:07,517 --> 00:16:09,551
We kept hitting garbage cans.

378
00:16:09,552 --> 00:16:10,886
Oh, God.

379
00:16:10,887 --> 00:16:13,021
I need to wash my hands.

380
00:16:13,022 --> 00:16:15,791
There are germs here that can kill you.
Hold up.

381
00:16:15,792 --> 00:16:18,627
Now, y'all like it
when your meemaw babysits.

382
00:16:18,628 --> 00:16:21,463
Poker, candy, firecrackers.

383
00:16:21,464 --> 00:16:23,098
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

384
00:16:23,099 --> 00:16:25,133
Well, if your mother
ever finds out

385
00:16:25,134 --> 00:16:26,935
what you did tonight,

386
00:16:26,936 --> 00:16:29,171
that is never
gonna happen again.

387
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,173
I can't lie to my mother.

388
00:16:31,174 --> 00:16:33,943
Sure you can.
Believe in yourself!

389
00:17:29,732 --> 00:17:31,701
♪

390
00:17:42,512 --> 00:17:44,679
Despite what it looks like,

391
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,848
I didn't pray to God that night.

392
00:17:46,849 --> 00:17:49,017
I prayed to Blaise Pascal.

393
00:17:49,018 --> 00:17:50,585
My thinking was,

394
00:17:50,586 --> 00:17:53,555
if he was right
about the existence of God,

395
00:17:53,556 --> 00:17:55,690
then he could pass along
my request

396
00:17:55,691 --> 00:17:58,059
for my dad to get better.

397
00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:59,995
If he was wrong...

398
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,296
well...

399
00:18:01,297 --> 00:18:04,934
in this moment,
I needed him to be right.

400
00:18:10,072 --> 00:18:12,040
What's taking so long?

401
00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:13,175
Shh.

402
00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,410
Keep your voice down, car thief.

403
00:18:15,411 --> 00:18:17,879
I didn't steal your car,
I just borrowed it.

404
00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:20,949
You're gonna need
to make bail someday.

405
00:18:20,950 --> 00:18:24,352
Do not come to me.

406
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,554
Good news!

407
00:18:25,555 --> 00:18:27,055
Your daddy's gonna be fine.

408
00:18:27,056 --> 00:18:28,490
Should be home in a day or two.
Oh!

409
00:18:28,491 --> 00:18:29,991
And was it a heart attack?

410
00:18:29,992 --> 00:18:31,461
Minor. No permanent damage.

411
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:34,694
Oh! That's wonderful!

412
00:18:34,695 --> 00:18:36,430
Our prayers have been answered.

413
00:18:37,911 --> 00:18:38,945
Come on, everybody,

414
00:18:38,946 --> 00:18:41,047
let's say hello to your old dad.

415
00:18:41,048 --> 00:18:43,282
♪

416
00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:44,550
Come on.

417
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,085
For a brief moment,

418
00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:49,922
I was filled with
the healing power of faith.

419
00:18:49,923 --> 00:18:52,658
Then the next day,
we all got violently ill

420
00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:56,029
from Billy Sparks' eggs,
and I was over it.

421
00:18:57,783 --> 00:19:00,318
I thought I'd talk this morning
about how it all began.

422
00:19:00,319 --> 00:19:04,121
Now, everybody knows how,
on the first day of creation,

423
00:19:04,122 --> 00:19:06,290
God said, "Let there be light."

424
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:08,292
And there was light.

425
00:19:08,293 --> 00:19:11,495
And when God saw that light,
he knew it was good.

426
00:19:12,564 --> 00:19:14,365
Oh, here we go.

427
00:19:14,366 --> 00:19:16,000
Yes, Sheldon.

428
00:19:16,001 --> 00:19:19,337
You said he didn't create
the sun until day four.

429
00:19:19,338 --> 00:19:20,471
Yeah.

430
00:19:20,472 --> 00:19:22,840
So how could there be light
the first three days?

431
00:19:22,841 --> 00:19:24,275
God is light.

432
00:19:24,276 --> 00:19:26,245
So God's a photon?

433
00:19:28,313 --> 00:19:30,781
God's what made photons
possible.

434
00:19:30,782 --> 00:19:32,650
And what day did he do that?

435
00:19:32,651 --> 00:19:34,252
I would think day one.

436
00:19:34,253 --> 00:19:37,221
If I grab my chest and keel over,
maybe we can get out of here.

437
00:19:37,222 --> 00:19:39,090
That's a terrible thing to say.

438
00:19:39,091 --> 00:19:41,125
...because the first day
had just begun.

439
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:42,760
So, before the Big Bang?

440
00:19:42,761 --> 00:19:44,161
There was no Big Bang.

441
00:19:44,162 --> 00:19:45,696
There was only the Word.

442
00:19:45,697 --> 00:19:47,565
Was the word "kaboom"?

443
00:19:47,566 --> 00:19:48,799
Okay, do it.

444
00:19:49,968 --> 00:19:51,168
We gotta go.

445
00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:53,571
What's happening?

446
00:19:53,572 --> 00:19:55,207
Is it over?
Y-Yes.