1 00:00:09,821 --> 00:00:12,721 * You work and work for years and years 2 00:00:12,754 --> 00:00:14,721 * You're always on the go 3 00:00:15,854 --> 00:00:18,188 * You never take a minute off 4 00:00:18,221 --> 00:00:20,821 * Too busy making dough 5 00:00:20,854 --> 00:00:23,688 * Some day you say you'll have your fun 6 00:00:23,721 --> 00:00:26,521 * When you're a millionaire 7 00:00:26,554 --> 00:00:29,221 * Imagine all the fun you'll have 8 00:00:29,254 --> 00:00:32,188 * In your old rocking chair 9 00:00:32,221 --> 00:00:34,554 * Enjoy yourself - (Yells) 10 00:00:34,588 --> 00:00:37,088 * It's later than you think 11 00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:39,788 * Enjoy yourself 12 00:00:39,821 --> 00:00:42,088 * While you're still in the pink 13 00:00:42,854 --> 00:00:45,354 * The years go by 14 00:00:45,388 --> 00:00:48,154 * As quickly as a wink 15 00:00:48,188 --> 00:00:49,788 * Enjoy yourself 16 00:00:49,821 --> 00:00:51,488 * Enjoy yourself 17 00:00:51,521 --> 00:00:54,054 * It's later than you think 18 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,688 * Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself 19 00:00:56,721 --> 00:01:00,454 * It's later than you think 20 00:01:33,821 --> 00:01:35,221 Ooh! 21 00:01:35,254 --> 00:01:37,554 Skinless pork sausages. Three for two. 22 00:01:37,588 --> 00:01:40,254 Why are we buying horrible sausages? 23 00:01:40,288 --> 00:01:42,188 Because they're on offer. 24 00:01:42,221 --> 00:01:44,354 Josh, you don't scrimp on sausage. 25 00:01:44,388 --> 00:01:46,721 That's like rule one of being normal! 26 00:01:46,754 --> 00:01:50,388 Abi, we are an average couple, doing an average weekly shop. 27 00:01:50,421 --> 00:01:52,521 And that means occasionally buying things 28 00:01:52,554 --> 00:01:54,488 - we both find disgusting. - Why? 29 00:01:54,521 --> 00:01:55,821 We never did it before. 30 00:01:55,854 --> 00:01:58,388 Well, that was before. OK? 31 00:01:58,421 --> 00:02:00,721 And if these horrible sausages, 32 00:02:00,754 --> 00:02:03,421 if that's my penance for what I did, the betrayal, 33 00:02:03,454 --> 00:02:05,821 then so be it. Nail me to a cross made of sausage. 34 00:02:05,854 --> 00:02:08,221 Oh, God, now you're Meat Jesus. 35 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:11,154 The money almost... 36 00:02:12,454 --> 00:02:15,388 The money almost ruined us, Abi, OK? 37 00:02:15,421 --> 00:02:18,054 I'm not gonna let it come into our relationship again. 38 00:02:18,088 --> 00:02:21,788 Josh, I gave you it all back and it's totally, totally fine. 39 00:02:21,821 --> 00:02:23,321 I forgive you. 40 00:02:23,354 --> 00:02:25,354 So can we please just buy some sausages 41 00:02:25,388 --> 00:02:27,321 - with actual meat in them? - Fine. 42 00:02:28,488 --> 00:02:30,088 Fine. Get your sausages. 43 00:02:30,121 --> 00:02:32,521 But when we're done here we're gonna get the bus home. 44 00:02:32,554 --> 00:02:34,054 Fuck off! I hate the bus! 45 00:02:35,854 --> 00:02:37,088 So do I. 46 00:02:37,121 --> 00:02:40,788 I don't like it either, all right? I hate it. I'm sorry. 47 00:02:42,254 --> 00:02:43,388 Ooh! 48 00:02:43,421 --> 00:02:44,588 Bargains. 49 00:02:48,521 --> 00:02:52,088 So, there's been a lot of chatter on the forums 50 00:02:52,121 --> 00:02:53,521 about the new character. 51 00:02:53,554 --> 00:02:56,521 Yeah, she's certainly very... very feminine. 52 00:02:56,554 --> 00:02:59,154 Cats don't have tits, though. In nature. 53 00:02:59,188 --> 00:03:01,521 They do have teats. 54 00:03:01,554 --> 00:03:03,054 We're issuing a patch on Monday, 55 00:03:03,088 --> 00:03:05,088 so I need to give the Art Department a brief on 56 00:03:05,121 --> 00:03:07,221 whether or not to lose the, er, bosoms. 57 00:03:07,254 --> 00:03:09,721 Well, all righty, then. 58 00:03:09,754 --> 00:03:11,821 Time for "Ewan's Big Executive Decree"! 59 00:03:11,854 --> 00:03:12,788 (Ding!) 60 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,388 - We are pressed for time. - Yeah, no, sure. 61 00:03:18,421 --> 00:03:20,621 Let's be decisive. Right now. 62 00:03:20,654 --> 00:03:22,754 Let's just decide the hell out of this thing. 63 00:03:22,788 --> 00:03:25,254 Boy genius! How's the water-rendering software? 64 00:03:25,288 --> 00:03:27,188 I've finished coding the alpha version 65 00:03:27,221 --> 00:03:29,421 with all new functionality. Very pleasing. 66 00:03:29,454 --> 00:03:33,054 I can't tell you how great that is. I want to hug you! 67 00:03:33,088 --> 00:03:36,554 But for some reason my arms just won't...seem to let me. 68 00:03:36,588 --> 00:03:38,488 (Grunts) 69 00:03:38,521 --> 00:03:39,788 I'm not a hugger. 70 00:03:39,821 --> 00:03:42,221 We really do need a decision on the cat design. 71 00:03:42,254 --> 00:03:43,788 Oh, Casey. Casey! 72 00:03:43,821 --> 00:03:45,621 It'd be great to get a second opinion. 73 00:03:45,654 --> 00:03:47,488 There's a concern she's too sexy. 74 00:03:47,521 --> 00:03:51,288 I dunno, whatever you think. You're doing a great job, Ewan. 75 00:03:52,521 --> 00:03:55,388 OK, then. The boobs can... 76 00:03:56,854 --> 00:03:59,354 ..er...can stay. 77 00:03:59,388 --> 00:04:00,821 Great! OK. Thanks. 78 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:06,388 - So, have you heard from Watto? - No. 79 00:04:06,421 --> 00:04:08,554 Not for a couple of months. Not since the expo. 80 00:04:08,588 --> 00:04:11,121 I'm sure he's fine. Wherever he is. 81 00:04:22,854 --> 00:04:24,654 God, is that the time? 82 00:04:27,421 --> 00:04:31,288 Yo, yeah, can I order a large salmon teriyaki Bento box 83 00:04:31,321 --> 00:04:32,821 with plum and duck pancakes? 84 00:04:32,854 --> 00:04:34,688 Delivery, please. 85 00:04:34,721 --> 00:04:37,588 Er, I'm in an underpass. 86 00:04:37,621 --> 00:04:39,521 Er, what's the name of this underpass? 87 00:04:42,254 --> 00:04:43,521 - (Line disconnects) - Hello? 88 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:50,154 - What are you playing? - I dunno. 89 00:04:50,188 --> 00:04:52,254 - Cat something. - Factory? 90 00:04:52,288 --> 00:04:54,254 Yeah. But the new one. 91 00:04:54,288 --> 00:04:55,721 The sequel. 92 00:04:55,754 --> 00:04:57,354 Let me have a look. 93 00:05:00,454 --> 00:05:02,721 I heard you released a tiger into a leisure centre 94 00:05:02,754 --> 00:05:05,354 - and that's why you're here. - That's not what happened. 95 00:05:05,388 --> 00:05:07,588 I tried to release a tiger at a convention centre 96 00:05:07,621 --> 00:05:09,521 as a kind of "fuck you" to my old boss. 97 00:05:09,554 --> 00:05:11,754 Someone stopped me, we got into a shoving thing, 98 00:05:11,788 --> 00:05:14,421 I accidentally punched him, got arrested, 99 00:05:14,454 --> 00:05:16,554 all my mates moved out of our house 100 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:19,388 and, yeah, hey presto. 101 00:05:19,421 --> 00:05:21,354 (Game bleeps) 102 00:05:22,521 --> 00:05:24,254 Shit, this is impossible. 103 00:05:24,288 --> 00:05:26,521 Did anyone play-test this piece of shit? 104 00:05:26,554 --> 00:05:28,521 Nice watch. 105 00:05:29,454 --> 00:05:30,754 Hey. Platinum. 106 00:05:30,788 --> 00:05:32,788 100-metre diving range... 107 00:05:40,588 --> 00:05:42,154 (Groans) 108 00:05:42,188 --> 00:05:43,354 No, come on, mate. 109 00:05:43,388 --> 00:05:45,154 Like... 110 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:47,121 * JOE GODDARD: Truth Is Light 111 00:05:48,721 --> 00:05:50,388 * I see it everywhere 112 00:05:50,421 --> 00:05:53,488 * In every face in every place that I go 113 00:05:54,754 --> 00:05:56,654 (Sighs) 114 00:05:56,688 --> 00:05:59,521 * I see it in the eyes of all the strangers 115 00:05:59,554 --> 00:06:01,521 * And the people I know 116 00:06:04,688 --> 00:06:07,288 * Even in the buildings and the statues 117 00:06:07,321 --> 00:06:09,688 * On the streets that I walk 118 00:06:12,454 --> 00:06:14,121 * Even in the voices 119 00:06:14,154 --> 00:06:17,754 * Even though they never say when they talk 120 00:06:20,154 --> 00:06:21,821 * You're in love with life 121 00:06:24,488 --> 00:06:25,521 (Raps at door) 122 00:06:27,454 --> 00:06:30,154 - Leon. - Abi. 123 00:06:30,188 --> 00:06:31,854 - It's a nice place. - No, it's not. 124 00:06:31,888 --> 00:06:33,821 Josh has got this thing about the money. 125 00:06:33,854 --> 00:06:35,821 He doesn't want it to come between us again, 126 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,621 so now we've just got to do horrible stuff all the time. 127 00:06:38,654 --> 00:06:41,054 He's working on a new game. He's gone a bit... 128 00:06:43,854 --> 00:06:46,854 (Whispers) He weed in a jar. 129 00:06:46,888 --> 00:06:49,354 Yeah. He does that when it all gets a bit much. 130 00:06:49,388 --> 00:06:53,288 Also, a couple of weeks back, he grew this really thin beard. 131 00:06:53,321 --> 00:06:55,188 And when he got stressed, he trimmed it. 132 00:06:55,221 --> 00:06:57,854 Like, trying to get it level. It got thinner and thinner 133 00:06:57,888 --> 00:07:00,121 until it was so thin you couldn't see it. 134 00:07:00,154 --> 00:07:03,154 He grew his stubble back and I'm worried he'll do it again. 135 00:07:03,188 --> 00:07:05,654 I hated that beard. 136 00:07:05,688 --> 00:07:07,654 Yeah, it's happened before. 137 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:10,421 Erm, do you think maybe I could have a word? 138 00:07:11,421 --> 00:07:12,688 Mm-hm. 139 00:07:18,521 --> 00:07:20,021 (Trimmer whirs) 140 00:07:21,654 --> 00:07:22,788 (Knock at door) 141 00:07:22,821 --> 00:07:25,054 Er, not now, please. Thank you. 142 00:07:26,554 --> 00:07:27,588 Hey, Josh. 143 00:07:29,688 --> 00:07:31,421 What the fuck are you doing here? 144 00:07:31,454 --> 00:07:32,721 I bought you something. 145 00:07:32,754 --> 00:07:36,121 If it's another Super Nintendo, I'm shoving it up your arse. 146 00:07:36,154 --> 00:07:38,288 Your mum's album. She finally finished it. 147 00:07:39,421 --> 00:07:40,754 Oh, God. 148 00:07:40,788 --> 00:07:42,854 "Linda Connors Swings Both Ways". 149 00:07:42,888 --> 00:07:46,088 It's actually pretty good. It's got some tunes on there. 150 00:07:46,121 --> 00:07:47,688 You think this makes everything OK? 151 00:07:47,721 --> 00:07:50,421 After everything you did to me and Abi. 152 00:07:50,454 --> 00:07:51,788 I should punch you in the face. 153 00:07:51,821 --> 00:07:54,221 Mate... 154 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:56,421 - ..I'm sorry. - It's not good enough, Leon. 155 00:07:56,454 --> 00:07:57,721 You're lucky she forgave me. 156 00:07:57,754 --> 00:08:00,221 And now we're stronger than ever. 157 00:08:00,254 --> 00:08:02,221 Well, that's good. I'm happy for you, mate. 158 00:08:02,254 --> 00:08:03,621 Yeah. 159 00:08:03,654 --> 00:08:05,821 Abi says you're working on a new game. 160 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:10,421 Miriam's Troubles. And it's going great, thanks for asking. 161 00:08:10,454 --> 00:08:13,454 She also says you grew, um, a really thin beard. 162 00:08:13,488 --> 00:08:16,788 Oh, what? It's a crime to grow a neat beard, is it? Fuck off. 163 00:08:19,121 --> 00:08:21,254 - You played it yet? - No, I haven't played it. 164 00:08:21,288 --> 00:08:23,788 It's a sequel of a game I made a million years ago. 165 00:08:23,821 --> 00:08:24,888 I've no reason to play it. 166 00:08:24,921 --> 00:08:27,454 I'd rather play with needles in the park, thanks. 167 00:08:27,488 --> 00:08:30,688 All right, I just wanted to make sure you got your mum's CD. 168 00:08:30,721 --> 00:08:32,154 Yeah. Whatever. 169 00:08:32,188 --> 00:08:33,821 I'll see you around, yeah? 170 00:08:39,754 --> 00:08:42,421 (Game music plays) 171 00:08:58,154 --> 00:08:59,621 (Mobile phone rings) 172 00:08:59,654 --> 00:09:01,621 JOSH: Have you played this piece of shit? 173 00:09:01,654 --> 00:09:03,721 - Wait there. I'm coming back. - (Ends call) 174 00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:04,788 Yes! 175 00:09:04,821 --> 00:09:07,221 It's unbalanced, the cut doesn't make sense, 176 00:09:07,254 --> 00:09:08,854 - it's too hard. - Yeah, I know, mate. 177 00:09:08,888 --> 00:09:11,221 And don't even start me on the cat with the tits. 178 00:09:11,254 --> 00:09:13,154 Because if the female cats have breasts, 179 00:09:13,188 --> 00:09:15,688 that means all the other cats without tits are male. 180 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:17,821 My game with my name on it. 181 00:09:17,854 --> 00:09:21,521 It's essentially an interactive misogynist hate crime. 182 00:09:21,554 --> 00:09:23,388 - Cheers. - I don't care about the game. 183 00:09:23,421 --> 00:09:25,221 - No, of course. - I care about the fans. 184 00:09:25,254 --> 00:09:28,854 Yeah, I looked online. The reviews are pretty good. 185 00:09:28,888 --> 00:09:31,054 My God. That makes it worse! 186 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:33,421 Nobody's noticed that Cat Factory's gone to shit. 187 00:09:33,454 --> 00:09:34,721 They're all playing it like, 188 00:09:34,754 --> 00:09:36,554 "Oh, great game, great gameplay." 189 00:09:36,588 --> 00:09:39,621 So I've got an idea. We break into the office this weekend, 190 00:09:39,654 --> 00:09:41,454 fix everything and release a patch. 191 00:09:43,221 --> 00:09:44,554 Obviously, we need the others. 192 00:09:44,588 --> 00:09:47,088 Watto to fix the art, Ewan to implement everything. 193 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:49,521 No. I'm out. 194 00:09:49,554 --> 00:09:52,688 Mate, don't do this for me. 195 00:09:52,721 --> 00:09:54,154 Don't do this for the game. 196 00:09:55,154 --> 00:09:57,288 Do this for Watto. 197 00:09:57,321 --> 00:10:00,788 - What have you heard? - I dunno. Loads of stuff. 198 00:10:00,821 --> 00:10:05,354 Some bloke saw him shinning up a telegraph pole in Uxbridge. 199 00:10:05,388 --> 00:10:08,554 One last patch, Josh. That's all this is. 200 00:10:08,588 --> 00:10:11,854 OK. We fix this and then I'm gone. All right? 201 00:10:11,888 --> 00:10:13,721 I have a life now, Leon. 202 00:10:13,754 --> 00:10:16,621 A normal life, in a normal, non-semi-circular house. 203 00:10:16,654 --> 00:10:18,454 - All right? - All right, I get it. 204 00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:20,821 Just this one thing and we're all done. 205 00:10:30,821 --> 00:10:32,654 JOSH: How did you know how to find him? 206 00:10:32,688 --> 00:10:35,221 You know, my mate who used to work for a certain branch 207 00:10:35,254 --> 00:10:38,421 - of the Israeli Secret Service. - Obviously. 208 00:10:38,454 --> 00:10:40,488 When in doubt, hire a Mossad agent. 209 00:10:40,521 --> 00:10:41,854 Unbelievable! 210 00:10:45,588 --> 00:10:47,154 Do you think he's off the wagon? 211 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:48,288 I dunno, mate. 212 00:10:48,321 --> 00:10:49,688 (Door creaks) 213 00:10:50,788 --> 00:10:52,821 Yeah. 214 00:10:52,854 --> 00:10:54,421 Yeah, I'd probably say so. 215 00:11:02,721 --> 00:11:04,454 What do you reckon's in here? 216 00:11:07,821 --> 00:11:10,854 Oi! Do not open that. 217 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:12,721 Oh, hey, mate. 218 00:11:15,521 --> 00:11:19,221 Do not unleash Coco. 219 00:11:19,254 --> 00:11:22,121 You just post the nutrients through the window twice a day 220 00:11:22,154 --> 00:11:23,488 and leave her the hell alone. 221 00:11:23,521 --> 00:11:26,521 (Ferocious barking) 222 00:11:26,554 --> 00:11:30,421 Right. (Clears throat) I see you've got a new dog. 223 00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:32,554 I wanted a replacement for Digby. 224 00:11:32,588 --> 00:11:35,221 But she's no Digby. 225 00:11:35,254 --> 00:11:36,688 Not Coco. 226 00:11:37,754 --> 00:11:39,188 She's Satanic. 227 00:11:40,121 --> 00:11:41,221 Jesus, mate! 228 00:11:41,254 --> 00:11:44,254 I'm just waiting until she's a little bit older, 229 00:11:44,288 --> 00:11:46,421 a little bit less angry, 230 00:11:46,454 --> 00:11:49,688 and then I'm gonna lure her off the barge 231 00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:52,754 with some pork chops and sail away really fast. 232 00:11:52,788 --> 00:11:55,054 - So how have you been, mate? - Fine. 233 00:11:55,088 --> 00:11:57,721 I'm just hanging out on the party boat 234 00:11:57,754 --> 00:11:59,254 with a dog that I hate. 235 00:11:59,288 --> 00:12:01,121 And the booze? 236 00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,354 The occasional tipple. Nothing crazy. 237 00:12:03,388 --> 00:12:04,588 (Empty bottles rattle) 238 00:12:07,121 --> 00:12:10,788 OK. Yeah? Well, whose fault is that, then? 239 00:12:10,821 --> 00:12:12,354 Cos this is what happens 240 00:12:12,388 --> 00:12:14,688 when you raise a kid to become dependent on you 241 00:12:14,721 --> 00:12:16,121 and then you're just like, 242 00:12:16,154 --> 00:12:18,521 "Off you go, kiddo, out into the world. 243 00:12:18,554 --> 00:12:22,054 Go fend for yourself!" Well, I can't fend for myself! 244 00:12:25,121 --> 00:12:26,554 I know, mate. 245 00:12:27,521 --> 00:12:28,788 And I'm sorry. 246 00:12:33,288 --> 00:12:35,354 Look, I'm fine. 247 00:12:35,388 --> 00:12:36,688 I am. 248 00:12:36,721 --> 00:12:39,288 I am coping. 249 00:12:39,321 --> 00:12:41,821 Have you played it? The sequel? 250 00:12:41,854 --> 00:12:45,454 I tried. But it's impossible. 251 00:12:45,488 --> 00:12:46,754 Really hard. 252 00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:49,354 How do you feel about doing some work on it? 253 00:12:50,754 --> 00:12:51,788 What, all of us? 254 00:12:51,821 --> 00:12:54,754 It's not a permanent thing. Just a quick fix. 255 00:12:54,788 --> 00:12:57,488 Yeah, well, I'll think about it. Because, you know, 256 00:12:57,521 --> 00:13:00,621 I've nearly got this place sorted. 257 00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:03,221 I just need to get some Wi-Fi and a television licence 258 00:13:03,254 --> 00:13:04,621 and I am all good. 259 00:13:04,654 --> 00:13:06,154 You know what? Forget it. 260 00:13:06,188 --> 00:13:07,754 It's fine. It was a shit idea anyway. 261 00:13:10,721 --> 00:13:12,521 Listen, mate. 262 00:13:12,554 --> 00:13:15,254 Don't do this for yourself, do it for Josh. 263 00:13:15,288 --> 00:13:18,321 I think he's spiralling into one of his dark places again. 264 00:13:18,354 --> 00:13:21,421 Abi said he's pissing in jars and trimming his facial hair. 265 00:13:21,454 --> 00:13:23,321 OK. 266 00:13:24,421 --> 00:13:25,721 Good lad. 267 00:13:25,754 --> 00:13:27,554 But I'm only doing it for Josh. 268 00:13:27,588 --> 00:13:29,654 But no shit, yeah? 269 00:13:29,688 --> 00:13:31,788 Whatever it is you're on right now stays here. 270 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,254 Cold turkey. 271 00:13:35,354 --> 00:13:37,188 Starting from now. 272 00:13:39,354 --> 00:13:40,454 Let's roll. 273 00:13:42,154 --> 00:13:43,521 Oh, hang on! 274 00:13:45,621 --> 00:13:47,121 Let's roll. 275 00:13:47,154 --> 00:13:48,721 (Chuckles) 276 00:13:53,454 --> 00:13:54,488 (Chuckles) 277 00:13:55,654 --> 00:13:57,154 Let's roll. 278 00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,488 What about the dog? 279 00:14:01,621 --> 00:14:03,754 Leon, get the engine running. 280 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:08,221 - Do you think he's all right? - Oh, Jesus. 281 00:14:09,754 --> 00:14:13,154 Start the engine! 282 00:14:13,188 --> 00:14:15,688 - Start the engine! - (Barking) 283 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:19,054 Open the door! 284 00:14:19,821 --> 00:14:21,354 Open the door! 285 00:14:21,388 --> 00:14:22,754 (Growling) 286 00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:25,721 (Ferocious barking) 287 00:14:25,754 --> 00:14:27,488 (Panting) 288 00:14:27,521 --> 00:14:29,221 She nearly ate me! 289 00:14:29,254 --> 00:14:32,754 (They laugh) 290 00:14:36,221 --> 00:14:37,588 (Barking) 291 00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:43,154 Ewan, I have Leslie for you. 292 00:14:44,254 --> 00:14:46,054 Holy shit! 293 00:14:46,088 --> 00:14:47,388 You're the Emperor. 294 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,754 Yeah, that's one of the more polite ones, I believe. 295 00:14:49,788 --> 00:14:51,021 I'm gonna be brief. 296 00:14:51,054 --> 00:14:53,588 I know some people who'd like to meet with you. 297 00:14:53,621 --> 00:14:56,588 When your game leaked, your water-rendering software 298 00:14:56,621 --> 00:14:59,654 really turned some heads. 299 00:14:59,688 --> 00:15:02,354 - Bigger. - Oh. Oh. That's nice. 300 00:15:02,388 --> 00:15:05,321 Music to these big flappy lugs. 301 00:15:05,354 --> 00:15:07,754 - (Mouths) - Stopping now. 302 00:15:07,788 --> 00:15:08,954 So would it be OK 303 00:15:08,988 --> 00:15:11,054 if I brought them in there to chat with you? 304 00:15:11,088 --> 00:15:13,588 Yes, it would be OK. 305 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,688 Sir. No. 306 00:15:15,721 --> 00:15:16,854 Thank you, Ewan. 307 00:15:16,888 --> 00:15:19,054 It's been great meeting you at long last. 308 00:15:19,088 --> 00:15:21,321 - (Sighs) - Casey, close the lid. 309 00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:22,821 Er, bye, then. Yep. 310 00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:26,088 Great job, Ewan. You showed some real initiative there. 311 00:15:27,354 --> 00:15:28,621 Thank you very much. 312 00:15:36,788 --> 00:15:38,321 Argh! Bloody hell! 313 00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,821 - I thought you were muggists! - What's "muggists"? 314 00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:42,788 I got my words muddled up, Josh. 315 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,554 - New bag? - Yes, new bag. 316 00:15:44,588 --> 00:15:47,054 It's from the executive range at Debenhams. 317 00:15:47,088 --> 00:15:48,788 It's got a compartment for pens. 318 00:15:48,821 --> 00:15:50,621 We've played the sequel. We hate it. 319 00:15:50,654 --> 00:15:53,421 - The game's fine, Leon. - It's not fine, Ewan. 320 00:15:53,454 --> 00:15:54,754 It's sexist and impossible. 321 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,788 Guys, you had your chance and you blew it. 322 00:15:56,821 --> 00:15:59,521 And now I have Casey's respect and I'm going places. 323 00:15:59,554 --> 00:16:01,854 - Yeah, right! - I've been in with the Emperor. 324 00:16:01,888 --> 00:16:04,221 - Bullshit. - She respects me more than you. 325 00:16:04,254 --> 00:16:05,721 - Piss off. JOSH: What do you care? 326 00:16:05,754 --> 00:16:07,688 - After everything she did! - Men! 327 00:16:09,321 --> 00:16:11,521 We have a responsibility! 328 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:12,721 Yeah? 329 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,821 We brought this game into this world. 330 00:16:14,854 --> 00:16:16,421 We're not gonna orphan it. 331 00:16:16,454 --> 00:16:18,321 So let's just take our anger, 332 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:20,688 and put it in Ewan's new bag. 333 00:16:20,721 --> 00:16:25,321 And let's just try and make it right. 334 00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:30,188 Trust me, mate. I don't want to be here any more than you do. 335 00:16:31,621 --> 00:16:32,854 - All right. - Sweet. 336 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:35,221 - Let us in the back door, then. - What, now? 337 00:16:35,254 --> 00:16:36,688 You want to do this right now? 338 00:16:36,721 --> 00:16:39,221 Yeah, we've got the weekend till the office re-opens. 339 00:16:42,421 --> 00:16:43,654 So let's get to work. 340 00:17:08,621 --> 00:17:11,454 - Why? - I thought it'd be fun. 341 00:17:12,754 --> 00:17:14,388 But it's just itchy. 342 00:17:15,488 --> 00:17:16,688 Right. 343 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:23,354 Right, I think I may have an idea 344 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:25,388 for a new gameplay mechanic with the mice. 345 00:17:25,421 --> 00:17:27,754 Er, before we start, I just want everyone to know 346 00:17:27,788 --> 00:17:30,521 Josh is gonna be taking the lead on this one. 347 00:17:30,554 --> 00:17:33,521 Erm, I know I headed up Jet Spray Island 348 00:17:33,554 --> 00:17:36,288 but, er, I want to pass the baton back to Josh. 349 00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,321 So, it's all yours, mate. Take it away. 350 00:17:39,654 --> 00:17:41,054 Great. 351 00:17:41,088 --> 00:17:42,721 Thanks, mate. 352 00:17:42,754 --> 00:17:45,254 So, Ewan, can you take a look at this? 353 00:17:45,288 --> 00:17:48,054 I need you to re-sequence some of the levels. OK? 354 00:17:48,088 --> 00:17:50,521 Watto, I need you to get rid of the boobs on the cat, 355 00:17:50,554 --> 00:17:53,188 take a look at the backgrounds. They're not popping. 356 00:17:53,221 --> 00:17:56,288 - I'm gonna work on these. - What about me? 357 00:17:57,388 --> 00:17:59,088 Er, put the kettle on. 358 00:18:02,121 --> 00:18:03,388 Right. First things first! 359 00:18:03,421 --> 00:18:05,721 Let's get this place ready for an all-nighter. 360 00:18:05,754 --> 00:18:07,354 You know the drill, boys. 361 00:18:07,388 --> 00:18:09,121 Cold and loud, that's how we like it! 362 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,554 * AVERAGE WHITE BAND: Work To Do 363 00:18:10,588 --> 00:18:14,554 * I'm taking care of business, woman, can't you see? 364 00:18:14,588 --> 00:18:16,254 * Got to make it for you 365 00:18:16,288 --> 00:18:19,154 * Got to make it for me 366 00:18:19,188 --> 00:18:20,788 * Takes a lot of money to make it 367 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:23,421 * Let's talk truthfully 368 00:18:23,454 --> 00:18:25,654 * Keep your love light burning 369 00:18:25,688 --> 00:18:28,354 * And a little food hot in my plate 370 00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:33,121 * You might as well get used to me coming home a little late 371 00:18:33,154 --> 00:18:37,754 * Cos I've... I've got work to do 372 00:18:37,788 --> 00:18:39,454 * I've got work, baby 373 00:18:39,488 --> 00:18:42,088 * Got work to do * I've gotta give 374 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:44,688 * Got work to do * I got work to do 375 00:18:44,721 --> 00:18:48,188 * Got so much work, yeah, yeah 376 00:18:48,221 --> 00:18:50,721 * Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo 377 00:18:50,754 --> 00:18:52,754 * Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo 378 00:18:52,788 --> 00:18:54,754 * Work, work, yeah 379 00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:57,254 - (Air horn blasts) - Agh! You stupid fucking idiot! 380 00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:58,621 * Work, work 381 00:18:58,654 --> 00:18:59,754 * Yeah 382 00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:01,821 * Work, work 383 00:19:01,854 --> 00:19:04,488 * Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo 384 00:19:04,521 --> 00:19:07,354 * Work, work, work 385 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:09,554 Holy shit, this level's insane! 386 00:19:09,588 --> 00:19:11,121 - Which? - Oh, whoa, 387 00:19:11,154 --> 00:19:13,821 I just went up a different branch of the map screen. 388 00:19:13,854 --> 00:19:15,421 Yeah, that is a good one. 389 00:19:15,454 --> 00:19:17,721 I've got times 50-multiplier with full kibble. 390 00:19:17,754 --> 00:19:19,688 Invisible mice? Whose idea was that? 391 00:19:19,721 --> 00:19:22,654 - I think it was Casey's. - Oh. 392 00:19:22,688 --> 00:19:25,621 I dunno, though. Is it...is it congealed? 393 00:19:25,654 --> 00:19:27,721 - Is there congealment? - Josh, it's good. 394 00:19:27,754 --> 00:19:30,788 - We've made it better. - It is good. 395 00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:34,121 When did we stop doing this? Playing together. 396 00:19:34,154 --> 00:19:35,554 When it became work. 397 00:19:35,588 --> 00:19:37,254 Oh, invisible little shits! 398 00:19:37,288 --> 00:19:39,621 No. We were still doing this back in the caravan. 399 00:19:39,654 --> 00:19:41,188 Remember Bomberman? 400 00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,788 What about Cowpocalypse Now? 401 00:19:42,821 --> 00:19:46,754 Oh, Counterstrike. That was my jam. (Laughs) 402 00:19:47,888 --> 00:19:50,054 So, what happens next? 403 00:19:54,221 --> 00:19:55,321 (Sighs) 404 00:19:55,354 --> 00:19:57,154 Well, once we've uploaded the patch, 405 00:19:57,188 --> 00:19:58,821 I thought we could go for breakfast? 406 00:19:58,854 --> 00:20:01,454 Like we used to? Watch the social media tick in. 407 00:20:01,488 --> 00:20:04,321 I'm up for that. Pretty hungry. 408 00:20:04,354 --> 00:20:06,388 Was this part of the plan? 409 00:20:06,421 --> 00:20:08,021 What plan? 410 00:20:09,754 --> 00:20:12,788 Getting us all back together. 411 00:20:12,821 --> 00:20:14,354 What are we patching here, Leon? 412 00:20:14,388 --> 00:20:18,288 I don't know what you're talking about, mate. 413 00:20:18,321 --> 00:20:21,188 OK, well, Abi's expecting me home, so... 414 00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,821 I'll see you guys around. 415 00:20:29,421 --> 00:20:31,721 WATTO: So, is that it, then? Are we all done? 416 00:20:31,754 --> 00:20:34,221 - Looks like it. - Good. 417 00:20:34,254 --> 00:20:37,121 Cos that was hard work. 418 00:20:37,154 --> 00:20:39,321 And I can finally go back to 419 00:20:39,354 --> 00:20:43,621 my floating fortress of solitude. 420 00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:56,588 (China tinkles) 421 00:20:56,621 --> 00:20:58,821 Here we go. 422 00:20:58,854 --> 00:21:01,154 You'll note the grilled tomato, Watto. 423 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:04,288 There is some fucking garnish on this breakfast, Jeffrey. 424 00:21:04,321 --> 00:21:07,421 - I know there is, Watto. - I'm so proud of you. 425 00:21:07,454 --> 00:21:09,721 I didn't think I could make it on my own, 426 00:21:09,754 --> 00:21:12,421 but I dusted myself down, I stood back up 427 00:21:12,454 --> 00:21:14,788 and here I am, cooking for myself. 428 00:21:14,821 --> 00:21:18,188 - What if we bought it back? - Bought what back? 429 00:21:18,221 --> 00:21:19,788 The company. Idyl Hands. 430 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:22,621 Sell the chopper, sell the yacht, flog the house. 431 00:21:22,654 --> 00:21:25,121 - How much have you got left? - Oh. 432 00:21:25,154 --> 00:21:26,821 Six. Six point something. 433 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,254 Six? 434 00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,654 How have you got six mill left? 435 00:21:29,688 --> 00:21:32,721 Well, I got it down to about three at one point, 436 00:21:32,754 --> 00:21:34,454 and then some investments came in. 437 00:21:34,488 --> 00:21:36,221 You know, the organic bean thing. 438 00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:39,788 You made a profit from magic beans? 439 00:21:39,821 --> 00:21:42,821 Adam, that is incredible! Not as daft as he looks. 440 00:21:42,854 --> 00:21:45,088 Well, I need to borrow it. All of it. 441 00:21:45,121 --> 00:21:46,821 We need to get the company back. 442 00:21:47,788 --> 00:21:49,788 I can make this work. 443 00:21:49,821 --> 00:21:51,321 Cheers for the breakfast. 444 00:21:51,354 --> 00:21:53,288 Watto, let's move. 445 00:21:53,321 --> 00:21:57,388 Mm! That was good. Good! 446 00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:59,654 I saw the patch went up. 447 00:21:59,688 --> 00:22:01,388 I'll play it later. 448 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:03,388 Oh. Yeah, sure. 449 00:22:03,421 --> 00:22:06,421 You seem a little fried. Heavy weekend? 450 00:22:06,454 --> 00:22:08,254 I'm fine, I'm fine. 451 00:22:08,288 --> 00:22:11,254 Just hung out with some old friends of mine, 452 00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,654 but I'm over it. 453 00:22:12,688 --> 00:22:17,254 - Ready to crack on. - Great. 454 00:22:17,288 --> 00:22:20,754 Ewan, before they come in, there's, erm, probably something 455 00:22:20,788 --> 00:22:22,521 you should know about these people. 456 00:22:22,554 --> 00:22:24,221 Oh, right? 457 00:22:24,254 --> 00:22:27,354 Gray Point Industries is a defence and security company. 458 00:22:27,388 --> 00:22:29,121 They design missiles. 459 00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:31,488 Oh, right. 460 00:22:31,521 --> 00:22:33,688 They want to use your water-rendering code 461 00:22:33,721 --> 00:22:35,221 to design missiles. 462 00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,221 Oh, right. 463 00:22:37,254 --> 00:22:40,088 Yeah, it's for the navigation systems. It helps to simulate 464 00:22:40,121 --> 00:22:42,554 deep-water currents for torpedoes. 465 00:22:42,588 --> 00:22:44,188 Right, yeah. (Clears throat) 466 00:22:44,221 --> 00:22:46,054 Also nukes. 467 00:22:46,088 --> 00:22:48,188 You know, like Trident? 468 00:22:48,221 --> 00:22:49,688 N-Nukes? 469 00:22:49,721 --> 00:22:51,254 Nukes. 470 00:22:51,288 --> 00:22:53,488 Just going to grab a tangerine. (Clears throat) 471 00:22:53,521 --> 00:22:56,088 Which means the company will make a killing 472 00:22:56,121 --> 00:22:58,521 on our investment in Idyl Hands, so my ass is clean. 473 00:22:58,554 --> 00:23:02,188 And I get to ship out of this shit-hole ASAP. 474 00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,521 So! 475 00:23:03,554 --> 00:23:06,321 - How's all that sound? - Yeah. 476 00:23:06,354 --> 00:23:08,488 Quite a lot to process there. Um... 477 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,721 "Missiles" is a bit of a wild card. 478 00:23:11,821 --> 00:23:13,454 (Knock at door) 479 00:23:13,488 --> 00:23:15,588 Process quickly. Here they are. 480 00:23:18,388 --> 00:23:21,688 Hi, welcome. Here he is, the man of the hour, Ewan Fox. 481 00:23:21,721 --> 00:23:23,488 "The Wily Fox." 482 00:23:23,521 --> 00:23:25,454 (Laughter) 483 00:23:28,854 --> 00:23:30,588 (Door opens) 484 00:23:35,788 --> 00:23:38,121 Played it. Loved it. 485 00:23:38,154 --> 00:23:40,554 - Yeah? - I didn't want to tell you, 486 00:23:40,588 --> 00:23:42,354 but I played it when it first came out 487 00:23:42,388 --> 00:23:44,488 and I thought it was bulls' actual shit. 488 00:23:45,754 --> 00:23:47,754 No, it was weird. It was good. 489 00:23:47,788 --> 00:23:49,121 Weirdly. 490 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,854 But, you know, it was just a one-time thing. 491 00:23:52,888 --> 00:23:56,121 - I'm not going back there. - Right. 492 00:23:58,188 --> 00:23:59,821 In a way, though, isn't it better than 493 00:23:59,854 --> 00:24:02,054 you locking yourself away on your own, 494 00:24:02,088 --> 00:24:03,688 weeing in Mason jars? 495 00:24:03,721 --> 00:24:07,688 No. Nothing's better than being here with you. 496 00:24:10,354 --> 00:24:13,388 This is a happy game. It's fun. 497 00:24:13,421 --> 00:24:17,254 You made it fun. You and your friends did that. 498 00:24:19,088 --> 00:24:22,321 - Marry me. - What...the fuck? 499 00:24:22,354 --> 00:24:25,221 I know! It just feels right! Doesn't it? 500 00:24:25,254 --> 00:24:26,488 I mean, what are we waiting for? 501 00:24:26,521 --> 00:24:29,854 Let's just get married and just be happy together, forever. 502 00:24:29,888 --> 00:24:31,354 OK, Josh. 503 00:24:31,388 --> 00:24:34,321 You need to sleep for about 37 hours 504 00:24:34,354 --> 00:24:37,054 and then you need a shower and a cup of tea. 505 00:24:37,088 --> 00:24:38,521 Maybe some Shreddies. 506 00:24:39,588 --> 00:24:40,788 And then we can talk. 507 00:24:41,854 --> 00:24:43,054 OK. 508 00:24:44,388 --> 00:24:45,521 OK. 509 00:24:51,188 --> 00:24:52,288 OK. 510 00:24:53,821 --> 00:24:56,254 Which means you could cash out right now, 511 00:24:56,288 --> 00:24:58,554 as per the terms of your earn-out, 512 00:24:58,588 --> 00:25:02,121 which, at the current price of Northlock Corporation, 513 00:25:02,154 --> 00:25:06,588 would give you around £49.7m in straight cash. 514 00:25:06,621 --> 00:25:08,154 Well, that's a lot, isn't it? 515 00:25:08,188 --> 00:25:09,554 A lot of bunce. 516 00:25:10,654 --> 00:25:12,121 What a lot of bunce! 517 00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:19,688 And I realise there's a certain level of moral ickiness 518 00:25:19,721 --> 00:25:21,388 around the whole missile thing. 519 00:25:21,421 --> 00:25:22,621 - Mm. - I get that. 520 00:25:22,654 --> 00:25:26,421 But the thing is, with warheads, most of them never get used. 521 00:25:26,454 --> 00:25:27,754 They sit on a submarine 522 00:25:27,788 --> 00:25:29,754 somewhere in the Atlantic, rusting away. 523 00:25:29,788 --> 00:25:33,154 So, in terms of blood on your hands, it's negligible. 524 00:25:33,188 --> 00:25:35,121 Oh, sure. Sure it is. 525 00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:37,654 And in a way, videogames are killers too. 526 00:25:37,688 --> 00:25:41,321 - Heart disease, etcetera. - Yeah, no, I get that. 527 00:25:41,354 --> 00:25:44,054 Cat Factory's probably been responsible for ten times 528 00:25:44,088 --> 00:25:46,788 as many deaths as any nuclear warhead. 529 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:48,788 You become the story, Ewan. 530 00:25:48,821 --> 00:25:50,854 The kid from school 531 00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:54,121 who sold a piece of code for £50m. 532 00:25:54,154 --> 00:25:55,788 No-one tops that. 533 00:25:55,821 --> 00:25:59,254 Time to spread your wings. 534 00:26:00,854 --> 00:26:02,788 (Casey clears her throat) 535 00:26:22,421 --> 00:26:24,321 I'm sorry, I can't do this. 536 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:30,054 You know what, fuck it! 537 00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:31,554 (Scratching of fountain pen nib) 538 00:26:37,288 --> 00:26:39,354 - Hey, Casey. - What are you doing? 539 00:26:39,388 --> 00:26:40,788 Can we get a lift? 540 00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:42,354 Do you know Coutts the Bank? 541 00:26:42,388 --> 00:26:43,821 Can we get a lift to Coutts the Bank? 542 00:26:48,721 --> 00:26:51,421 You just say "Coutts", you don't say "Coutts the Bank". 543 00:26:51,454 --> 00:26:53,788 That's good knowledge. We'll take that on board. 544 00:26:53,821 --> 00:26:56,754 - Have you played it yet? - The sequel? I don't think so. 545 00:26:56,788 --> 00:26:59,821 Haven't really had the chance. I've been busy with other stuff. 546 00:26:59,854 --> 00:27:01,688 There's a new version just went up. 547 00:27:01,721 --> 00:27:04,654 Ewan did a really great job. He's really stepped up. 548 00:27:04,688 --> 00:27:06,454 I didn't think he had it in him. 549 00:27:06,488 --> 00:27:08,321 You know what? 550 00:27:08,354 --> 00:27:10,221 He's really impressed me. 551 00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,821 - We want it back. - What? 552 00:27:13,854 --> 00:27:16,088 Everything. The company. The game. 553 00:27:16,121 --> 00:27:17,688 - It was a mistake. - Leon... 554 00:27:17,721 --> 00:27:20,321 We've got 29 million liquid, we'll raise another 30. 555 00:27:20,354 --> 00:27:22,421 That's why we're going to Coutts the Bank, 556 00:27:22,454 --> 00:27:24,188 because if there's one thing I can do, 557 00:27:24,221 --> 00:27:26,821 - it's talk money out of people. - Ewan cut a deal. 558 00:27:26,854 --> 00:27:29,321 - He sold up. - What are you on about? 559 00:27:29,354 --> 00:27:30,654 - Ewan? - It's great for me. 560 00:27:30,688 --> 00:27:32,288 My stock's gone through the roof. 561 00:27:32,321 --> 00:27:37,154 Somehow we managed to turn a profit. But it's a shame. 562 00:27:37,188 --> 00:27:39,754 There really was something there between the four of you. 563 00:27:39,788 --> 00:27:42,388 I guess I just never figured out how to get it out of you. 564 00:27:42,421 --> 00:27:44,121 Erm, can you pull over, please, mate? 565 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:55,188 (Whimpers) 566 00:27:55,221 --> 00:27:57,354 Ewan sold out. 567 00:27:57,388 --> 00:27:59,321 He sold us to a weapons manufacturer. 568 00:27:59,354 --> 00:28:00,654 What? 569 00:28:00,688 --> 00:28:03,321 They're making weapons in here? It's gonna be a bomb factory? 570 00:28:03,354 --> 00:28:05,221 No. His code. The water thing. 571 00:28:05,254 --> 00:28:07,054 They're using it for torpedoes. 572 00:28:07,088 --> 00:28:09,688 - What about Cat Factory? - Northlock had a deal in place. 573 00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,388 They sold it off to the people who make Angry Birds. 574 00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:14,454 Some of them are being transferred over, 575 00:28:14,488 --> 00:28:17,521 most of us are being fired. It's all over. 576 00:28:17,554 --> 00:28:19,454 We need to do something. 577 00:28:19,488 --> 00:28:21,188 Like what? He's already done it. 578 00:28:21,221 --> 00:28:23,654 OK, everyone! 579 00:28:23,688 --> 00:28:25,121 Two choices. 580 00:28:25,154 --> 00:28:29,688 Option one: stay here and work for an arms dealer. 581 00:28:29,721 --> 00:28:31,221 Not great. 582 00:28:31,254 --> 00:28:33,221 Or option two: 583 00:28:34,154 --> 00:28:35,188 come with us. 584 00:28:35,221 --> 00:28:39,821 I don't know where, or why, or even what for. 585 00:28:39,854 --> 00:28:42,054 We haven't got a game, haven't got a company, 586 00:28:42,088 --> 00:28:44,521 haven't even got an office, but we've got some money. 587 00:28:44,554 --> 00:28:46,788 - Right, Leon? - Yeah, we've got some of that. 588 00:28:46,821 --> 00:28:49,288 So why don't you come with us 589 00:28:49,321 --> 00:28:50,821 and we can start again 590 00:28:50,854 --> 00:28:55,521 in some unspecified and as-yet-unclear way. 591 00:28:55,554 --> 00:28:58,688 In summary, follow me! 592 00:28:58,721 --> 00:29:01,188 I have no idea where I'm going! 593 00:29:04,388 --> 00:29:07,354 - What, re-really follow you? - Yes, really follow me! 594 00:29:07,388 --> 00:29:09,154 We've still got the house, right? 595 00:29:09,188 --> 00:29:11,521 - We still own the house. - We're going to the house! 596 00:29:25,788 --> 00:29:28,288 - So, listen. About earlier... - Josh, 597 00:29:28,321 --> 00:29:30,421 would you like to rescind your proposal? 598 00:29:30,454 --> 00:29:31,821 I was really tired. 599 00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,621 But I'm OK now. 600 00:29:33,654 --> 00:29:37,221 And I promise you that things will go back to how they were. 601 00:29:37,254 --> 00:29:38,854 OK? No more weirdness. 602 00:29:38,888 --> 00:29:40,188 All right? 603 00:29:44,254 --> 00:29:45,721 Thanks. (Mutters) 604 00:29:49,588 --> 00:29:51,754 Shall I get this? 605 00:29:51,788 --> 00:29:53,788 Oh, shit, sorry. Yeah, I just assumed. 606 00:29:53,821 --> 00:29:56,254 No, it's fine. I'm happy to get it. 607 00:29:57,354 --> 00:30:00,254 God, I didn't even think. 608 00:30:00,288 --> 00:30:02,254 - How rude is that? - It's not rude. It's OK. 609 00:30:02,288 --> 00:30:03,754 I've stopped doing it, haven't I? 610 00:30:03,788 --> 00:30:06,621 Cos I used to at least fake-reach for my purse. 611 00:30:06,654 --> 00:30:08,588 Like, "Hey, let me get this." 612 00:30:08,621 --> 00:30:10,688 I don't even do that any more. 613 00:30:10,721 --> 00:30:13,221 No, I just sit and look at shit on my phone 614 00:30:13,254 --> 00:30:15,088 like some pig-eyed trophy woman. 615 00:30:15,121 --> 00:30:18,288 - It doesn't matter. - No, Josh, I want to get this. 616 00:30:18,321 --> 00:30:21,221 Abi, you don't have to do this, all right? You're skint anyway. 617 00:30:21,254 --> 00:30:23,521 - I'm not skint! - I didn't mean that. 618 00:30:23,554 --> 00:30:25,854 I haven't got any money but I'm not skint. 619 00:30:25,888 --> 00:30:28,288 I've got credit cards. Tons of them. 620 00:30:28,321 --> 00:30:29,621 Look. 621 00:30:29,654 --> 00:30:33,754 They just keep on giving them to me because, well, I'm so ace! 622 00:30:33,788 --> 00:30:36,154 OK. Well, then, let's just split it. Deal? 623 00:30:37,521 --> 00:30:39,288 Fine. 624 00:30:39,321 --> 00:30:40,654 Great. 625 00:30:43,654 --> 00:30:46,188 OK, this is potentially an incendiary thing to say, 626 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:49,388 but, er, technically I didn't have a starter. 627 00:30:57,421 --> 00:30:59,421 This is good. Right? Is this good? 628 00:30:59,454 --> 00:31:00,788 I dunno. 629 00:31:00,821 --> 00:31:02,554 What are we gonna do with them all? 630 00:31:02,588 --> 00:31:04,654 You never threw us that party. 631 00:31:04,688 --> 00:31:06,554 The day you got all the money, 632 00:31:06,588 --> 00:31:09,221 you said you'd throw us all a massive party to say thanks 633 00:31:09,254 --> 00:31:10,788 and you never did. 634 00:31:10,821 --> 00:31:12,188 Shit, you're right. 635 00:31:13,754 --> 00:31:15,354 OK, everyone! 636 00:31:15,388 --> 00:31:19,054 First order of business, we're having a house party 637 00:31:19,088 --> 00:31:20,354 right now! 638 00:31:20,388 --> 00:31:23,521 There's just one rule! Nobody drowns in the pool! 639 00:31:23,554 --> 00:31:25,588 I mean it! That thing is a death-trap! 640 00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:27,488 Yeah! 641 00:31:27,521 --> 00:31:30,088 Noel's fucking House Party! 642 00:31:30,121 --> 00:31:31,354 Let's do this! 643 00:31:31,388 --> 00:31:34,188 Come on, everybody, have yourselves some drinks 644 00:31:34,221 --> 00:31:36,088 and nibbles in the kitchen! 645 00:31:40,721 --> 00:31:43,254 - Are you all right? - Yeah, I am now. I'm great. 646 00:31:43,288 --> 00:31:46,221 - No, but are you all right? - I'm fine. 647 00:31:51,254 --> 00:31:53,421 I did some coke maybe a couple of hours ago. 648 00:31:53,454 --> 00:31:57,021 But only a tiny amount. Within the margins of respectability. 649 00:31:59,421 --> 00:32:02,488 I just... need something at the minute. 650 00:32:04,688 --> 00:32:06,488 We could do some juicing together. 651 00:32:06,521 --> 00:32:09,554 Because there's a really fucking high-end juicer out there 652 00:32:09,588 --> 00:32:11,288 and it's never even been used. 653 00:32:13,788 --> 00:32:16,054 OK. That sounds good. 654 00:32:26,854 --> 00:32:29,521 The number eight will be here in six minutes. 655 00:32:29,554 --> 00:32:33,421 - That's not too bad, is it? - Josh, can we talk a bit later? 656 00:32:33,454 --> 00:32:35,754 Why later? Why not now? What's wrong? 657 00:32:35,788 --> 00:32:38,288 - It's nothing to worry about. - OK, now I'm worried. 658 00:32:38,321 --> 00:32:40,254 Is this because I'm making us get the bus? 659 00:32:40,288 --> 00:32:43,221 Cos fuck it, I'll get us a taxi. It's fine. Taxi! 660 00:32:45,888 --> 00:32:48,121 Josh, it's not about the bus. 661 00:32:50,254 --> 00:32:54,454 Well...come on, then. 662 00:32:54,488 --> 00:32:56,821 Yeah, I've been thinking again about San Francisco. 663 00:32:57,888 --> 00:32:59,388 Hang on, mate, sorry. 664 00:32:59,421 --> 00:33:01,788 OK. 665 00:33:01,821 --> 00:33:04,221 Yeah, I'm just gonna put it all on my credit cards. 666 00:33:04,254 --> 00:33:07,554 - I'm gonna go out there. - Well, I'll come with you. 667 00:33:07,588 --> 00:33:10,154 Yeah. 668 00:33:10,188 --> 00:33:12,154 It's not that I don't want you to. 669 00:33:12,188 --> 00:33:15,054 But if you come, then the money comes 670 00:33:15,088 --> 00:33:16,654 and then everything gets a bit wobbly 671 00:33:16,688 --> 00:33:18,488 and I don't know where I am any more. 672 00:33:20,688 --> 00:33:23,254 - Can we just discuss this in... - It's just not me, Josh. 673 00:33:24,354 --> 00:33:25,821 Being like that. 674 00:33:25,854 --> 00:33:29,054 Being ungrateful and just expecting everything. 675 00:33:29,088 --> 00:33:31,154 - Then don't do it. - I can't help it! 676 00:33:31,188 --> 00:33:34,521 It's always going to be there. It's not going away. 677 00:33:34,554 --> 00:33:37,721 We can't just ignore it and pretend like it's nothing. 678 00:33:37,754 --> 00:33:41,388 Then I'll give it away. I'll donate it all. 679 00:33:41,421 --> 00:33:43,621 Then you'll be the man who had 14 million quid 680 00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:44,754 and just gave it all up 681 00:33:44,788 --> 00:33:47,454 and then you'll just end up resenting me for it. 682 00:33:47,488 --> 00:33:49,121 It'll just hang there between us. 683 00:33:49,154 --> 00:33:50,721 Abi, no. I... 684 00:33:52,654 --> 00:33:55,621 I'm sorry, Josh. 685 00:33:55,654 --> 00:33:59,154 We can't do this any more. Either of us. 686 00:34:04,654 --> 00:34:06,688 But thank you. 687 00:34:08,321 --> 00:34:09,821 For everything. 688 00:34:37,254 --> 00:34:38,421 (Sniffles) 689 00:34:44,221 --> 00:34:45,588 (Sobs) 690 00:34:48,521 --> 00:34:50,188 (Music plays in background) 691 00:34:53,288 --> 00:34:54,854 Oh. 692 00:34:54,888 --> 00:34:56,521 Hey, everyone. 693 00:34:58,521 --> 00:35:00,854 It's OK. I know you all hate me. 694 00:35:00,888 --> 00:35:04,054 I could probably get you all some killer discounts on M16s! 695 00:35:04,088 --> 00:35:06,521 I'm joking. (Chuckles) 696 00:35:06,554 --> 00:35:08,054 I...I probably could. 697 00:35:10,588 --> 00:35:12,821 Hey, we're having a bit of a party. Stick around. 698 00:35:12,854 --> 00:35:15,288 You deserve it as much as any of us. 699 00:35:17,121 --> 00:35:19,588 I just want you to know, the only reason I sold out 700 00:35:19,621 --> 00:35:21,521 was because I thought all this was over. 701 00:35:21,554 --> 00:35:23,621 Mate, I get it. I would've done the same. 702 00:35:23,654 --> 00:35:25,554 I mean, look at all the shit I did. 703 00:35:25,588 --> 00:35:27,254 Thanks, man. 704 00:35:27,288 --> 00:35:30,354 We've all got to think about ourselves now. What comes next. 705 00:35:30,388 --> 00:35:31,788 To new beginnings. 706 00:35:38,088 --> 00:35:40,754 (Rock music) 707 00:35:53,354 --> 00:35:54,521 Mmm! 708 00:35:54,554 --> 00:35:57,288 I think maybe it's the nicest drink I've ever drunk. 709 00:35:57,321 --> 00:35:58,754 And I've tried most of them. 710 00:36:01,088 --> 00:36:02,454 I'm gonna start taking 711 00:36:02,488 --> 00:36:04,621 responsibility for myself, Naomi. 712 00:36:04,654 --> 00:36:07,488 Just take full charge of my affairs. 713 00:36:07,521 --> 00:36:12,621 Look after myself, take charge of my own life. 714 00:36:12,654 --> 00:36:17,354 Is that something that you think we might be able to do together? 715 00:36:17,388 --> 00:36:19,354 I'm so sorry, you've just got something... 716 00:36:22,421 --> 00:36:24,088 Oh. 717 00:36:24,121 --> 00:36:26,821 Er, thanks. 718 00:36:26,854 --> 00:36:28,354 No problem. 719 00:36:38,121 --> 00:36:40,054 (Mobile phone rings) 720 00:36:45,688 --> 00:36:49,454 This is Leon Harper. Go fuck yourself after the beep. 721 00:36:49,488 --> 00:36:50,721 Beep! 722 00:36:50,754 --> 00:36:54,154 Ha, ha! They're shipping me out to Beijing. 723 00:36:54,188 --> 00:36:56,754 We just acquired a new video-messaging platform. 724 00:36:56,788 --> 00:36:59,354 - It's the Chinese Snapchat. - What do you want? 725 00:36:59,388 --> 00:37:01,354 I know you fixed the game, Leon. 726 00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:03,688 And I'm thinking I might be able to use someone 727 00:37:03,721 --> 00:37:07,854 with balls like yours. Because you'd thrive out there. 728 00:37:07,888 --> 00:37:10,688 So, how about we wipe the slate clean 729 00:37:10,721 --> 00:37:13,221 and I give you another shot at this? 730 00:37:15,288 --> 00:37:17,221 (Cab draws up) 731 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:21,354 Casey, sorry I...I gotta go. 732 00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:39,554 (Sniffles) It's over, mate. 733 00:37:39,588 --> 00:37:41,821 (Sniffles) She's going. 734 00:37:43,354 --> 00:37:44,821 Oh, man! 735 00:37:44,854 --> 00:37:46,754 - (Sobs) - Come here. 736 00:37:48,254 --> 00:37:49,554 (Sobs) 737 00:37:49,588 --> 00:37:51,454 Oh, let's get you in the house. 738 00:37:53,588 --> 00:37:55,088 (Music from inside) 739 00:37:55,121 --> 00:37:57,821 Oh. The garage is better. 740 00:38:01,254 --> 00:38:02,788 What if I just go over there anyway? 741 00:38:02,821 --> 00:38:04,621 She can't stop me. 742 00:38:04,654 --> 00:38:06,221 I don't know about that, mate. 743 00:38:08,421 --> 00:38:10,354 Hey. Not Abi? 744 00:38:10,388 --> 00:38:13,554 - I'm sorry. - Come here. Come here. 745 00:38:16,488 --> 00:38:17,854 Thanks, man. 746 00:38:17,888 --> 00:38:21,321 It just ruined everything, didn't it? The money. 747 00:38:21,354 --> 00:38:23,288 Everything went wrong. 748 00:38:24,354 --> 00:38:28,188 Mum and Dad, me and Abi. Us. 749 00:38:29,421 --> 00:38:31,521 I think it just makes everything bigger. 750 00:38:31,554 --> 00:38:35,088 Cars, houses, problems. 751 00:38:36,254 --> 00:38:38,021 Everything just magnifies. 752 00:38:39,088 --> 00:38:40,554 This'll cheer you up. 753 00:38:40,588 --> 00:38:43,588 Ewan sold the company to an arms manufacturer. 754 00:38:43,621 --> 00:38:46,621 That is factually correct. I actually did do that. 755 00:38:46,654 --> 00:38:49,088 - What the fuck? - They wanted my patent 756 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:51,254 for designing missile navigation systems. 757 00:38:51,288 --> 00:38:52,854 Nukes, actually. 758 00:38:52,888 --> 00:38:55,054 - Nukes? - Nukes. 759 00:38:57,188 --> 00:38:59,288 Actually, that has cheered me up. 760 00:38:59,321 --> 00:39:03,188 They were surprisingly nice, actually. For warmongers. 761 00:39:03,221 --> 00:39:04,621 So what else is new? 762 00:39:04,654 --> 00:39:06,321 Me and Watto started a new company. 763 00:39:06,354 --> 00:39:08,088 Are you serious? 764 00:39:08,121 --> 00:39:10,254 All this happened since I went out for lunch? 765 00:39:10,288 --> 00:39:12,388 It's been a whirlwind. I won't lie. 766 00:39:13,488 --> 00:39:15,388 (Sighs) We lost the company. 767 00:39:15,421 --> 00:39:18,054 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 768 00:39:18,088 --> 00:39:20,388 We chopped down a tree. 769 00:39:20,421 --> 00:39:22,221 We're lumberjacks. 770 00:39:24,188 --> 00:39:25,421 So let's grow a new one. 771 00:39:26,854 --> 00:39:28,321 It's just us, mate. 772 00:39:29,454 --> 00:39:30,588 Always has been. 773 00:39:36,254 --> 00:39:37,821 Oh, what the fuck have I done now? 774 00:39:44,788 --> 00:39:47,721 It's OK, boys. I know something about this. 775 00:39:47,754 --> 00:39:49,588 - Ewan Fox? - The one and the same. 776 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:52,354 Er... Ewan? 777 00:39:52,388 --> 00:39:53,521 Oh. 778 00:39:53,554 --> 00:39:56,221 I fucked 'em. The missile guys. 779 00:39:56,254 --> 00:39:59,088 Popped the MacBook in the microwave and put it on defrost 780 00:39:59,121 --> 00:40:01,188 for three minutes. 781 00:40:01,221 --> 00:40:02,354 (Microwave beeps) 782 00:40:05,721 --> 00:40:08,488 Wiped the servers. Deleted the only operational version 783 00:40:08,521 --> 00:40:10,421 of my beautiful water-rendering engine. 784 00:40:10,454 --> 00:40:13,221 Which is a terrible loss for the videogame industry, 785 00:40:13,254 --> 00:40:16,288 but good news if you're raising a family in the Middle East. 786 00:40:16,321 --> 00:40:19,821 Also, I left the taps on in the bogs and blocked the sinks. 787 00:40:19,854 --> 00:40:22,088 You're happy to answer some questions? 788 00:40:22,121 --> 00:40:23,321 Yeah, absolutely. 789 00:40:25,688 --> 00:40:27,721 One thing. Can I possibly sit in the front? 790 00:40:27,754 --> 00:40:29,688 I get really bad motion sickness. 791 00:40:29,721 --> 00:40:31,654 So what now? 792 00:40:31,688 --> 00:40:35,821 Well, I guess we bail Ewan, hire a good lawyer and start again. 793 00:40:35,854 --> 00:40:37,821 What do you say, Josh? 794 00:40:37,854 --> 00:40:39,288 New company, new start? 795 00:40:39,321 --> 00:40:42,621 Well, I suppose I've got nothing else going on. 796 00:40:42,654 --> 00:40:45,454 Great, cos I've got an idea. 797 00:40:46,821 --> 00:40:49,054 Fuck mobile gaming, we go Triple-A. 798 00:40:49,088 --> 00:40:51,854 PlayStation, Xbox, PC. 799 00:40:51,888 --> 00:40:53,754 We go toe-to-toe with the big boys. 800 00:40:53,788 --> 00:40:55,454 JOSH: OK, Leon, just hang on a sec. 801 00:40:55,488 --> 00:40:58,488 LEON: I've put the feelers out to a guy I know at Sony. 802 00:40:58,521 --> 00:41:00,521 JOSH: Sorry, you've "put the feelers out"? 803 00:41:00,554 --> 00:41:03,254 LEON: Just the feelers. Just some little feelings. 804 00:41:03,288 --> 00:41:04,454 Nothing heavy. 805 00:41:04,488 --> 00:41:06,054 OK, I think it's fine 806 00:41:06,088 --> 00:41:08,621 but Barney's fallen in the pool and he knocked his head. 807 00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:10,554 Oh, shit! 808 00:41:10,588 --> 00:41:13,154 * People 809 00:41:13,188 --> 00:41:16,221 * Get it together now 810 00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:20,454 * People, ha 811 00:41:20,488 --> 00:41:22,554 * Get it together now 812 00:41:25,521 --> 00:41:29,288 * You can be rich or poor 813 00:41:29,321 --> 00:41:31,388 * But we can't still stop the war 814 00:41:32,854 --> 00:41:36,321 * It could be you or me 815 00:41:36,354 --> 00:41:40,121 * But is it worth what we're fighting for? Fighting for...