1 00:00:01,254 --> 00:00:03,354 * THE O'JAYS: Give The People What They Want 2 00:00:05,754 --> 00:00:08,054 * You've got to give the people 3 00:00:08,088 --> 00:00:09,188 * Now 4 00:00:09,221 --> 00:00:11,554 * Give the people what they want 5 00:00:11,588 --> 00:00:14,754 * Well, well 6 00:00:14,788 --> 00:00:18,788 * Don't you know you gotta give the people 7 00:00:18,821 --> 00:00:20,688 * Give the people what they want? 8 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:24,121 Watto, shouldn't you be getting ready for the Exp... 9 00:00:24,154 --> 00:00:26,088 Oh. 10 00:00:27,321 --> 00:00:30,254 It's...beautiful. 11 00:00:30,288 --> 00:00:32,621 * And everybody feels the same 12 00:00:32,654 --> 00:00:34,588 Naomi... 13 00:00:36,221 --> 00:00:38,154 Would you like to come to the bank with me? 14 00:00:42,188 --> 00:00:44,221 I come and visit it every two weeks, 15 00:00:44,254 --> 00:00:46,188 just to try and get my head around it. 16 00:00:46,221 --> 00:00:49,321 Can I just throw it up in the air for a bit and run around? 17 00:00:49,354 --> 00:00:52,388 You can, but they make you tidy it up afterwards, 18 00:00:52,421 --> 00:00:54,354 and it takes ages. 19 00:00:55,488 --> 00:00:58,421 Sometimes I sit and talk to it. 20 00:00:58,454 --> 00:01:01,854 Hello, money. Why are you so weird? 21 00:01:01,888 --> 00:01:04,554 I read it a story once. My money. 22 00:01:04,588 --> 00:01:07,154 Lemony Snicket. But it didn't really get me anywhere. 23 00:01:09,888 --> 00:01:12,621 I swear it's growing. 24 00:01:12,654 --> 00:01:15,254 There's definitely more than there was last time. 25 00:01:15,288 --> 00:01:18,121 That'll be the interest. The interest rates. 26 00:01:18,154 --> 00:01:22,188 I know, but I definitely asked them not to give me any. 27 00:01:22,221 --> 00:01:24,221 It creeps me out. 28 00:01:24,254 --> 00:01:26,154 Interest. It's like mould 29 00:01:26,188 --> 00:01:29,588 growing in a jar of peanut butter. 30 00:01:29,621 --> 00:01:31,554 That's what killed Digby. 31 00:01:33,754 --> 00:01:36,488 If I didn't have the money... 32 00:01:36,521 --> 00:01:40,088 ..I wouldn't have had the house, I wouldn't have had the pool, 33 00:01:40,121 --> 00:01:42,054 and he wouldn't be dead. 34 00:01:46,354 --> 00:01:48,354 I'm making a withdrawal. 35 00:01:48,388 --> 00:01:51,421 - How much? - As much as we can carry. 36 00:01:52,188 --> 00:01:54,121 (Ping) 37 00:02:27,821 --> 00:02:29,521 How are you feeling about the Expo? 38 00:02:29,554 --> 00:02:31,854 I feel good, like a predator. 39 00:02:31,888 --> 00:02:34,088 Like an offender? 40 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:36,488 Not a sexual predator. Like an animal. 41 00:02:36,521 --> 00:02:38,454 You're clear on what you're doing? 42 00:02:38,488 --> 00:02:40,821 Yeah. I think so. 43 00:02:40,854 --> 00:02:42,488 Leon, it's simple. 44 00:02:42,521 --> 00:02:45,654 There are two games: the new game, the sequel. 45 00:02:45,688 --> 00:02:47,221 I made the sequel. 46 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:49,688 The boys know about the new game, but not the sequel. 47 00:02:49,721 --> 00:02:52,488 You know about both, and today you're announcing them, 48 00:02:52,521 --> 00:02:54,421 but I want you to prioritise the sequel, 49 00:02:54,454 --> 00:02:56,454 because the new game is a gamble. 50 00:02:56,488 --> 00:02:59,421 The sequel... The sequel is a perpetual money machine. 51 00:02:59,454 --> 00:03:00,788 Do I need to write this shit down? 52 00:03:00,821 --> 00:03:04,521 No, no, it's cool. I just don't think I want to be on the stage 53 00:03:04,554 --> 00:03:06,421 for the Cat Factory 2 announcement. 54 00:03:06,454 --> 00:03:09,188 Oh, let me tell you about the greatest band in the world, 55 00:03:09,221 --> 00:03:10,388 the Counting Crows. 56 00:03:10,421 --> 00:03:14,188 Now, they could all go off and repair photocopiers. Right? 57 00:03:14,221 --> 00:03:16,754 You just need one, one original member, 58 00:03:16,788 --> 00:03:18,654 and you still have the band. 59 00:03:18,688 --> 00:03:20,521 I need you up on that stage, Leon, 60 00:03:20,554 --> 00:03:23,288 so that they know you're behind it, 61 00:03:23,321 --> 00:03:26,121 because you are behind it. 62 00:03:26,154 --> 00:03:28,821 (Sighs) I'm gonna have to tell the boys first. 63 00:03:28,854 --> 00:03:32,254 Josh'll be heartbroken. You know how he feels about the sequel. 64 00:03:32,288 --> 00:03:33,854 Leon, here's the thing. 65 00:03:33,888 --> 00:03:37,588 You can either be a nice person or good at your job. 66 00:03:38,754 --> 00:03:40,221 What's it gonna be? 67 00:03:43,654 --> 00:03:47,054 I have a message from the Emperor. This'll do. 68 00:03:48,654 --> 00:03:51,854 * Rollercoaster of love... 69 00:03:51,888 --> 00:03:54,188 He wants you to borrow it for the weekend. 70 00:03:54,221 --> 00:03:56,421 Serious? Can I sit with the pilot? 71 00:03:56,454 --> 00:04:00,054 You can be the fucking pilot, Leon. You do well at the Expo, 72 00:04:00,088 --> 00:04:03,054 and you can fly this to the Caymans in a Chewbacca onesie. 73 00:04:03,088 --> 00:04:07,654 (Chuckles) Car: got. Chopper: got. Yacht: got. Jet: need! 74 00:04:07,688 --> 00:04:10,321 You feel that, Leon? That's just the tip. 75 00:04:10,354 --> 00:04:12,521 That's the Emperor giving you just the tip. 76 00:04:12,554 --> 00:04:14,388 Keep it up, he'll give you the full dome. 77 00:04:15,588 --> 00:04:17,721 Get to the Expo and announce the sequel. 78 00:04:17,754 --> 00:04:20,721 * Rollercoaster of love... 79 00:04:20,754 --> 00:04:22,354 (Camera clicking) 80 00:04:34,321 --> 00:04:36,588 What do you think? Will I get too sweaty? 81 00:04:36,621 --> 00:04:40,288 You'll be great. It's all about the new game, and I love it. 82 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:42,154 Yeah, I know. I'm really happy with it. 83 00:04:42,188 --> 00:04:44,821 (Sighs) There is a lot riding on it, 84 00:04:44,854 --> 00:04:47,121 and it was my call not to do a sequel. 85 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:50,288 What if it fails? What if we make zero money, 86 00:04:50,321 --> 00:04:53,121 and I end up jerking off businessmen? 87 00:04:53,154 --> 00:04:57,454 Why is jerking off businessmen always the other career option? 88 00:04:57,488 --> 00:05:00,621 What if we lose everything? What will happen to us? 89 00:05:00,654 --> 00:05:03,221 Wait. You think I'm just with you for your money? 90 00:05:03,254 --> 00:05:04,454 I didn't mean that. 91 00:05:04,488 --> 00:05:06,654 Cos I'm not with you just for your money. 92 00:05:06,688 --> 00:05:09,188 No way. Not totally. 93 00:05:09,221 --> 00:05:12,354 I'm like 3% with you for your money. 3%, and that's it. 94 00:05:12,388 --> 00:05:13,554 Sorry? 95 00:05:13,588 --> 00:05:16,254 If you had nice eyes, I'd be 3% with you for your eyes. 96 00:05:16,288 --> 00:05:18,454 - If I had nice eyes? - Or nice teeth. 97 00:05:18,488 --> 00:05:21,821 - What's wrong with my teeth? - We have more fun now. 98 00:05:21,854 --> 00:05:24,454 The money's part of you, and I like that part of you. 99 00:05:24,488 --> 00:05:27,354 But no, I'm not 100% with you for your money. 100 00:05:27,388 --> 00:05:29,088 Not by a very long way. 101 00:05:29,121 --> 00:05:31,154 Great. Great. 102 00:05:31,188 --> 00:05:33,154 3% it is. Glad we cleared that up. 103 00:05:34,088 --> 00:05:35,488 Morning, fans. 104 00:05:35,521 --> 00:05:39,421 Ewan, you seem different. Taller. 105 00:05:39,454 --> 00:05:42,188 Oh, I think it's just morning height. My bearing. 106 00:05:42,221 --> 00:05:44,054 Also, I'm wearing a very slight heel. 107 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:46,688 That is quite a severe heel, Ewan. 108 00:05:46,721 --> 00:05:49,688 Yeah, I've been thinking about everything Callum said. 109 00:05:49,721 --> 00:05:53,188 Maybe I have hidden in the shadows, never taking risks. 110 00:05:53,221 --> 00:05:56,788 You've seen me play Grand Theft Auto. I always obey the rules. 111 00:05:56,821 --> 00:05:59,821 Stop at every red light. Never killed a prozzie. Never would. 112 00:05:59,854 --> 00:06:02,688 But...maybe it's time. 113 00:06:04,254 --> 00:06:06,754 - To kill a prozzie? - No! 114 00:06:06,788 --> 00:06:08,654 No, to stop hiding behind my laptop. 115 00:06:09,788 --> 00:06:11,654 OK. Does anyone want a coffee? 116 00:06:11,688 --> 00:06:13,654 Yeah, actually. Yeah, please. 117 00:06:13,688 --> 00:06:15,421 I'm 93% thirsty. 118 00:06:17,421 --> 00:06:20,621 - Do you want some money? - Josh, I have money. Remember? 119 00:06:20,654 --> 00:06:23,154 - Yeah. -Yeah, your money. 120 00:06:23,188 --> 00:06:25,554 She still doesn't know, so just shut up. 121 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:27,154 Just tell her. It's sweet. 122 00:06:27,188 --> 00:06:29,154 You've secretly invested in her company, 123 00:06:29,188 --> 00:06:31,288 to save her from potential sexual assault. 124 00:06:31,321 --> 00:06:33,621 Yeah, well, she might not think so. 125 00:06:33,654 --> 00:06:36,421 You see, there are two Abis. There is normal Abi, 126 00:06:36,454 --> 00:06:39,721 and there is Newport Abi, Welsh Abi, 127 00:06:39,754 --> 00:06:42,254 and you do not want to fuck with Welsh Abi. 128 00:06:42,288 --> 00:06:44,721 MAN: Testing. One, two... - Oh, they're setting up. 129 00:06:48,354 --> 00:06:50,688 Er...where's my stool? 130 00:06:50,721 --> 00:06:53,788 OK. We're gonna need another stool for me. 131 00:06:53,821 --> 00:06:56,488 - Josh, have you got a second? - Ah, Leon. 132 00:06:56,521 --> 00:06:58,854 I want to be on stage to announce the new game. 133 00:06:58,888 --> 00:07:01,554 - Ewan, not now. - No, no, no, it'll be good. 134 00:07:01,588 --> 00:07:04,288 Yeah, the three of us on stage together, vibing. 135 00:07:04,321 --> 00:07:06,221 Vibing? What are we, Boyz II Men? 136 00:07:06,254 --> 00:07:08,221 Leon, I won't be fobbed off on this one. 137 00:07:08,254 --> 00:07:10,121 Remember when we talked about your aura? 138 00:07:10,154 --> 00:07:12,254 Hmm... My deadening brown aura? 139 00:07:12,288 --> 00:07:14,288 No, I have no recollection of that. 140 00:07:14,321 --> 00:07:16,554 OK, man. We'll think about it. OK? 141 00:07:16,588 --> 00:07:19,054 Thank you. That's all that I ask. 142 00:07:22,254 --> 00:07:25,288 What's going on with him? He's wearing platform shoes. 143 00:07:25,321 --> 00:07:27,288 All right. I'll sort it. 144 00:07:27,321 --> 00:07:29,854 Listen, mate. I need to talk to you about the game. 145 00:07:29,888 --> 00:07:33,221 We did it, man. We did it our way. 146 00:07:33,254 --> 00:07:36,688 Yeah? Hats off to you, man. You protected us against Casey. 147 00:07:36,721 --> 00:07:41,121 You gave us the space we needed to make an original game. 148 00:07:41,154 --> 00:07:44,621 You landed us on the Hudson, Captain Sully. 149 00:07:44,654 --> 00:07:48,221 Josh, there's something you need to know. About today. Erm... 150 00:07:48,254 --> 00:07:50,554 Who wants to see a magic trick? 151 00:07:50,588 --> 00:07:53,054 - Me! Oh, I do. - (Notes tearing) 152 00:07:54,388 --> 00:07:56,454 - Ta-da! - (Laughing) 153 00:07:58,388 --> 00:08:00,154 Are you not putting it back together? 154 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:01,621 Er...no. I lied. 155 00:08:01,654 --> 00:08:04,688 It's not really a magic trick. It's an act of nihilism. 156 00:08:04,721 --> 00:08:06,421 Are those bags full of money? 157 00:08:06,454 --> 00:08:09,621 Yeah. I am quite literally Mr Money Bags. 158 00:08:09,654 --> 00:08:12,321 He's quite tired. Like Mariah Carey tired. 159 00:08:12,354 --> 00:08:15,688 Great. You head off home. We've got this on lock-down. 160 00:08:15,721 --> 00:08:17,521 Josh, don't worry about it. 161 00:08:17,554 --> 00:08:19,554 We're launching the game. It's like D-Day. 162 00:08:19,588 --> 00:08:21,288 Only marginally more important. 163 00:08:21,321 --> 00:08:23,054 No, don't worry. I leaked it. 164 00:08:23,088 --> 00:08:25,388 - Leaked what? - The new game. 165 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:28,254 Jet Spray Island. I put it on-line this morning. 166 00:08:28,288 --> 00:08:30,254 I released it. I released us. 167 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:35,454 What's he talking about? Did you know about this? 168 00:08:35,488 --> 00:08:38,221 This is the first I'm hearing about this, and I'm like... 169 00:08:38,254 --> 00:08:40,621 - You gave away the game? - We're free! 170 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,754 We can all just walk out of here. 171 00:08:42,788 --> 00:08:46,488 He's not joshing. It's on-line. He's leaked it. 172 00:08:46,521 --> 00:08:49,221 - OK. Wait a minute. - Oh, my God. 173 00:08:49,254 --> 00:08:50,788 Shit. 174 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:53,421 Shit. This is not good. 175 00:08:53,454 --> 00:08:55,388 Oh, my God. 176 00:09:04,654 --> 00:09:08,421 (Roars) You stupid fucking idiot! 177 00:09:08,454 --> 00:09:11,221 Why did you do that? What are you playing at? 178 00:09:11,254 --> 00:09:13,054 Get off him! Get off him! 179 00:09:13,088 --> 00:09:15,754 - Can we not do this here? - (Phone rings) 180 00:09:15,788 --> 00:09:18,688 - Casey's calling. - Don't tell her. Stall her. 181 00:09:19,888 --> 00:09:22,054 Hey, Casey. 182 00:09:22,088 --> 00:09:24,454 Sorry. I was just running some errands for the boys. 183 00:09:24,488 --> 00:09:27,621 - (Men shouting) - Yeah...no. Everything's fine. 184 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,688 - Let me at him! - (Groaning) 185 00:09:32,121 --> 00:09:34,288 I thought you'd be happy. I did this for all of us. 186 00:09:34,321 --> 00:09:37,154 I don't think I can cope with this. My roll-neck's closing in. 187 00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:38,521 Why did I wear this vest? 188 00:09:38,554 --> 00:09:41,654 Great. You leaked the old version, with the glitches. 189 00:09:41,688 --> 00:09:45,254 Now I'll look like a shit-head. Right. I'm leaking the new one. 190 00:09:45,288 --> 00:09:48,621 Can we just stop leaking things, like a shit WikiLeaks? 191 00:09:48,654 --> 00:09:50,754 (Groans) That was our game, Watto. 192 00:09:50,788 --> 00:09:52,421 The hours we spent on that! 193 00:09:52,454 --> 00:09:54,588 My game! My neck on the line. 194 00:09:54,621 --> 00:09:57,154 Look at us! Look what the money's done to us. 195 00:09:57,188 --> 00:09:58,654 We're acting like monsters. 196 00:10:00,521 --> 00:10:03,654 - Why is Ewan so tall? - They're Italian, Watto. 197 00:10:03,688 --> 00:10:05,754 And it's only a slight heel. 198 00:10:05,788 --> 00:10:08,421 You've sunk us. We'll never get our earn-outs now. 199 00:10:08,454 --> 00:10:11,788 Who cares about the earn-outs? When did it become about that? 200 00:10:11,821 --> 00:10:16,321 Abi will leave me if the money goes, Watto. Why wouldn't she? 201 00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:18,121 I'll get to my mid-50s, 202 00:10:18,154 --> 00:10:20,821 and the money will run out, cos I've done the maths, 203 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,521 and then I'm gonna be bald and broke, 204 00:10:23,554 --> 00:10:25,821 and she's just gonna hang around, is she? 205 00:10:25,854 --> 00:10:28,421 She's gonna drive the bald man to the dole office? 206 00:10:28,454 --> 00:10:31,088 - Josh, calm down. - Oh, hello. 207 00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:34,854 Hi, everyone. It's the ineffectual John McClane. 208 00:10:34,888 --> 00:10:37,388 - We'll have to tell Casey. - She's gonna murder us. 209 00:10:37,421 --> 00:10:39,821 Why don't we just all fall on our swords? 210 00:10:39,854 --> 00:10:42,554 Yeah? Say, "Bollocks to it." Who's with me? 211 00:10:54,388 --> 00:10:56,588 Or erm... 212 00:10:56,621 --> 00:11:00,021 I could...just fall on my sword. 213 00:11:05,221 --> 00:11:07,154 Josh? 214 00:11:08,454 --> 00:11:11,088 I don't know. 215 00:11:11,121 --> 00:11:12,854 Leon, what do you think? 216 00:11:12,888 --> 00:11:14,788 I'm gonna have to speak to Casey. 217 00:11:14,821 --> 00:11:16,688 I don't know what she's gonna say. 218 00:11:16,721 --> 00:11:20,588 Sure. I see. 219 00:11:20,621 --> 00:11:23,154 It was pretty reckless, to be honest, mate. 220 00:11:23,188 --> 00:11:26,321 Leaking the game on the day of the Expo. 221 00:11:26,354 --> 00:11:30,821 JOSH: It's our futures, Watto. Financially. 222 00:11:30,854 --> 00:11:32,688 We have to think about that. 223 00:11:32,721 --> 00:11:36,221 Well...you guys keep an eye on the numbers. 224 00:11:37,588 --> 00:11:39,621 Numbers, numbers, numbers. 225 00:11:39,654 --> 00:11:42,821 Here's a number for you. How do you like that? 226 00:11:44,654 --> 00:11:46,654 Tell Casey I quit. 227 00:11:46,688 --> 00:11:48,621 Ta-da! 228 00:11:50,254 --> 00:11:52,188 (Rapid typing) 229 00:11:54,854 --> 00:11:58,521 The thing is, Casey... Bit of a problem with the game. 230 00:12:00,188 --> 00:12:02,121 - Which one? - The game. 231 00:12:02,154 --> 00:12:04,554 Jet Spray Island. The game. 232 00:12:04,588 --> 00:12:07,354 Well, OK. Well, throw some coders at it. 233 00:12:07,388 --> 00:12:09,388 There's a proverb I like: 234 00:12:09,421 --> 00:12:11,588 you can't build a pyramid without slaves. 235 00:12:11,621 --> 00:12:14,121 - Never heard that one before. - It's one of mine. 236 00:12:14,154 --> 00:12:15,588 I write proverbs. 237 00:12:17,254 --> 00:12:20,188 It leaked. It's out there, Casey. 238 00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:21,788 We can't release it now. It's gone. 239 00:12:23,188 --> 00:12:24,554 The new game is gone? 240 00:12:26,154 --> 00:12:28,021 You're telling me the new game is gone? 241 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,788 How? Hm? 242 00:12:36,654 --> 00:12:39,588 How? (Roars) 243 00:12:39,621 --> 00:12:42,554 How did this happen? You've made me look like an asshole! 244 00:12:44,421 --> 00:12:47,454 Because this was on your watch. 245 00:12:47,488 --> 00:12:51,088 - It was Watto. - Oh, big surprise! Watto. 246 00:12:51,121 --> 00:12:54,154 Puff the Magic Fuck-Wit strikes again. 247 00:12:54,188 --> 00:12:56,354 Shit! 248 00:12:56,388 --> 00:13:00,054 He's been a bit confused. Going through a tough time. 249 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:02,288 - Had a rough couple of months. - Why? 250 00:13:02,321 --> 00:13:07,288 Why, Leon? Tell me why we still employ a junkie man-baby, 251 00:13:07,321 --> 00:13:09,354 who breaks everything he touches? 252 00:13:09,388 --> 00:13:11,054 It's OK. It's dealt with. 253 00:13:12,454 --> 00:13:13,488 You fired him? 254 00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,088 I sorted it. 255 00:13:20,188 --> 00:13:21,821 Mary-Kate and Ashley, get out. 256 00:13:24,521 --> 00:13:26,454 Now! 257 00:13:32,221 --> 00:13:35,254 OK. Let's talk. We get rid of Watto. 258 00:13:35,288 --> 00:13:39,621 He doesn't get his earn-out. That's £29.4 million we saved, 259 00:13:39,654 --> 00:13:42,421 which offsets any loss of earnings from the new game 260 00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:45,754 pretty fucking handsomely. 261 00:13:45,788 --> 00:13:49,454 Plus, now we can go full-bore on Cat Factory 2. 262 00:13:50,321 --> 00:13:52,254 Oh, yeah. That...erm... 263 00:13:52,288 --> 00:13:54,288 In the wider view, it's all good. 264 00:13:54,321 --> 00:13:56,821 This could actually really work out. 265 00:13:56,854 --> 00:13:58,654 Forget the new game. 266 00:13:58,688 --> 00:14:00,521 Announce the sequel and nothing else. 267 00:14:02,854 --> 00:14:06,321 - You did good, Leon. - Did I? 268 00:14:06,354 --> 00:14:08,288 You fired your friend. 269 00:14:09,421 --> 00:14:13,554 At long last. Hmm? 270 00:14:13,588 --> 00:14:16,788 Looks like old Casey Renard's finally rubbing off on you. 271 00:14:20,288 --> 00:14:23,488 So, tell me about the Cat Factory 2 announcement. 272 00:14:23,521 --> 00:14:27,388 Yeah, erm...I was thinking about maybe getting a tiger. 273 00:14:27,421 --> 00:14:30,188 - Tiger? - We need eyeballs, Casey. 274 00:14:30,221 --> 00:14:33,588 They've got dancers out there. Apparently, there's a new game. 275 00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:36,254 They've got a guy in a jet-pack landing on stage. 276 00:14:37,088 --> 00:14:39,788 Tiger? Great. 277 00:14:39,821 --> 00:14:41,788 I mean, I'd say, "Don't get mauled," 278 00:14:41,821 --> 00:14:44,754 but maulings do play well on social media. 279 00:14:44,788 --> 00:14:46,254 Hmm. 280 00:15:05,854 --> 00:15:09,088 - Take it. It's not a flyer. - What are you doing? 281 00:15:09,121 --> 00:15:12,188 Trying to give my money away, and you're going to help. 282 00:15:12,221 --> 00:15:13,554 No, I can't let you do that. 283 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,721 Why not? What about him? He's got nice hair. 284 00:15:15,754 --> 00:15:19,288 You cannot give him money for having good hair. 285 00:15:19,321 --> 00:15:22,788 - Sure, you can. Here you go. - What, for me? 286 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,488 How much is Casey paying you? 287 00:15:24,521 --> 00:15:26,354 - I can't tell you that. - Why, Naomi? 288 00:15:26,388 --> 00:15:29,254 I mean, I'm sure, if I asked you how you lost your virginity... 289 00:15:29,288 --> 00:15:31,054 Cross-Channel ferry. 14. 290 00:15:31,088 --> 00:15:33,454 See? And that's a grim story. 291 00:15:33,488 --> 00:15:37,588 But when I ask how much you earn, oh, no, it's a big secret. 292 00:15:39,154 --> 00:15:41,188 26,000...and a bit. 293 00:15:41,221 --> 00:15:43,321 See? That wasn't so hard. 294 00:15:43,354 --> 00:15:46,454 And this... I mean, I don't really understand it, 295 00:15:46,488 --> 00:15:49,088 but I know it changes your life. 296 00:15:49,121 --> 00:15:50,588 You said it made you sad. 297 00:15:50,621 --> 00:15:53,054 (Sighs) Well, the key is it's like heroin. 298 00:15:53,088 --> 00:15:54,554 Just take a very small amount. 299 00:15:54,588 --> 00:15:57,654 A small bit takes the edges off. It's great. 300 00:15:57,688 --> 00:16:01,521 Cos I was so happy when my nana won half a side of ham, 301 00:16:01,554 --> 00:16:04,621 but if she'd won all the meat in the world, 302 00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:09,521 drowning in meat, it would have been a very different Christmas. 303 00:16:09,554 --> 00:16:13,088 And you're sure that it's fine to take heroin in small doses? 304 00:16:15,788 --> 00:16:17,121 Thank you. 305 00:16:18,621 --> 00:16:21,321 It's OK. You deserve it. 306 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:25,721 And you're serious about this? You want to get rid of it? 307 00:16:25,754 --> 00:16:28,588 I have never been more serious about anything in my life, 308 00:16:28,621 --> 00:16:30,621 and I have had periods 309 00:16:30,654 --> 00:16:33,721 of intense seriousness over the years. 310 00:16:35,754 --> 00:16:37,788 All right, but not like this. 311 00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:41,721 I've got a better idea. 312 00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:49,254 - So, what happens to Watto? - I don't know. He quit. 313 00:16:49,288 --> 00:16:52,188 - What, you just let him? - He leaked the game, Abi. 314 00:16:52,221 --> 00:16:54,288 People are playing it now. They love it. 315 00:16:54,321 --> 00:16:56,188 Exactly. It still exists. 316 00:16:56,221 --> 00:16:58,221 What part are you upset about? 317 00:16:58,254 --> 00:17:00,488 That he leaked it or that you won't make any money? 318 00:17:00,521 --> 00:17:03,088 I don't know, Abi. I suppose I'm 3% annoyed 319 00:17:03,121 --> 00:17:05,088 that I won't make any money out of it. 320 00:17:05,121 --> 00:17:06,621 I shouldn't have said anything. 321 00:17:06,654 --> 00:17:10,588 - Well, I'm 3% glad you did. - You know, it just went up. 4%. 322 00:17:10,621 --> 00:17:13,054 I'm now 4% with you for your money. 323 00:17:13,088 --> 00:17:14,821 You need to make it better with Watto. 324 00:17:14,854 --> 00:17:17,221 All right. I will. Sorry. 325 00:17:17,254 --> 00:17:20,621 Right. Casey wants us to go ahead with the announcement. 326 00:17:20,654 --> 00:17:23,354 - And announce what? - We need to think of something. 327 00:17:23,388 --> 00:17:27,254 - (Phone ringing) - All right. What have we got? 328 00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,488 - What about the sequel? - No! No, no, no! 329 00:17:29,521 --> 00:17:32,188 We take the Cat Factory logo and stick a 2 behind it. 330 00:17:32,221 --> 00:17:34,788 Makes sense, given we've got three hours till show time. 331 00:17:34,821 --> 00:17:36,688 We can't throw our principles away. 332 00:17:36,721 --> 00:17:39,121 They're not our principles. They're yours. 333 00:17:39,154 --> 00:17:41,688 Yeah, I feel comfortable throwing your principles away. 334 00:17:41,721 --> 00:17:43,521 It's just a sequel, mate. 335 00:17:43,554 --> 00:17:46,688 And you said it yourself: what happens when the money goes? 336 00:17:46,721 --> 00:17:48,154 Hmm? 337 00:17:49,088 --> 00:17:50,854 God... 338 00:17:50,888 --> 00:17:53,521 I'm basically Hitler's tennis coach, aren't I? 339 00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:56,054 Just stood there, watching it all happen. 340 00:17:56,088 --> 00:17:59,054 "Nice backhand, mein Führer." 341 00:17:59,088 --> 00:18:02,654 (Sighs) We'll do the sequel. 342 00:18:02,688 --> 00:18:06,188 Yes! You know it makes sense. I'll cobble something together. 343 00:18:06,221 --> 00:18:08,754 So, it's settled? We're announcing the sequel, 344 00:18:08,788 --> 00:18:10,321 the three of us? 345 00:18:14,354 --> 00:18:17,088 Actually, Ewan, you won't be up on stage with us, 346 00:18:17,121 --> 00:18:20,154 because I've got you your own slot. 347 00:18:20,188 --> 00:18:21,821 - Really? - You're gonna do a tech demo 348 00:18:21,854 --> 00:18:26,588 of your water-rendering engine. Just you. Big crowd. 349 00:18:26,621 --> 00:18:28,288 (Nervously) That's brilliant news. 350 00:18:28,321 --> 00:18:33,721 (Gasps) Sorry. I just got very mild vertigo. Excuse me. 351 00:18:33,754 --> 00:18:37,688 Leon Harper? You wanted a quote for tiger hire? 352 00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:39,688 Oh, yeah. Now... 353 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,588 I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this, 354 00:18:45,621 --> 00:18:48,854 but can I ride onto the stage on the back of a tiger? 355 00:18:48,888 --> 00:18:52,688 Right. You know He-Man? It's not a documentary. 356 00:18:52,721 --> 00:18:54,621 Yeah. No, that's what I thought. 357 00:18:54,654 --> 00:18:57,254 I can get you a tiger on the stage in a holding pen. 358 00:18:57,288 --> 00:18:58,754 16 foot, with an overhang. 359 00:18:58,788 --> 00:19:00,754 We'll need four trainers and a marksman, 360 00:19:00,788 --> 00:19:03,188 cos you wouldn't want a tiger running loose here. 361 00:19:03,221 --> 00:19:06,821 All these gamers about. Puny-armed, slow-running nerds. 362 00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:10,421 For any jungle cat, it's equivalent to a Lottery win. 363 00:19:10,454 --> 00:19:13,221 - When do you need it? - This afternoon. 364 00:19:13,254 --> 00:19:15,621 Today? You want it for today? 365 00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:18,488 I can't get a tiger today. It's not like Amazon Prime. 366 00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,588 That's cool. We'll just chopper it in. 367 00:19:20,621 --> 00:19:22,288 No. Absolutely not. 368 00:19:22,321 --> 00:19:24,788 You put a tiger in a helicopter and lock the doors, 369 00:19:24,821 --> 00:19:27,521 well, it's gonna eat the pilot. 370 00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:31,754 What if you put a tiger in a horse-box and just winch it? 371 00:19:31,788 --> 00:19:35,221 We're not winching a live tiger across London. 372 00:19:38,654 --> 00:19:41,088 Let me make a call. I'll see what I can do. 373 00:19:41,121 --> 00:19:43,288 * BETTY WRIGHT: Shoorah! Shoorah! 374 00:19:43,321 --> 00:19:46,554 * You got to wake up early in the morning 375 00:19:46,588 --> 00:19:47,688 I need a tiger. 376 00:19:47,721 --> 00:19:50,088 * You got to stay up all night long 377 00:19:51,188 --> 00:19:52,821 * You still won't catch up 378 00:19:52,854 --> 00:19:55,088 * Cos I got the warning 379 00:19:55,121 --> 00:19:57,788 * I got the feeling you wanna do me wrong 380 00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:00,721 Josh and Ewan are on board. Bring out the promo materials. 381 00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:04,854 * Shoorah! Shoorah! 382 00:20:04,888 --> 00:20:06,788 * I can see you coming 383 00:20:06,821 --> 00:20:08,288 * Shoorah! Shoorah! 384 00:20:08,321 --> 00:20:09,654 * But you won't catch me 385 00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:11,588 (Song ends abruptly) 386 00:20:15,454 --> 00:20:18,454 Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong place. I want the Tech Stage, 387 00:20:18,488 --> 00:20:20,521 sponsored by Intel. 388 00:20:26,254 --> 00:20:30,188 OK. I see what's happening here. 389 00:20:30,221 --> 00:20:32,588 Right. Well, you're here now, so... 390 00:20:35,821 --> 00:20:39,154 Hello, you, and indeed you. 391 00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:41,788 (Sighs) 392 00:20:43,788 --> 00:20:46,788 Are these... Are these all for us, these cut-outs? 393 00:20:46,821 --> 00:20:49,188 Er...yeah, yeah, yeah. I just sent out for them. 394 00:20:49,221 --> 00:20:52,088 Wow. That's quick. That's impressive. 395 00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:55,588 - OK. I've got you one. - Oh, I knew you'd come through! 396 00:20:55,621 --> 00:20:58,254 On his way from Kettering. I've worked with him before. 397 00:20:58,288 --> 00:21:01,388 We need a couple of hours to get him here, get the cage ready. 398 00:21:01,421 --> 00:21:04,421 - What cage? - I've hired a tiger. 399 00:21:04,454 --> 00:21:06,388 - What tiger? - What tiger? 400 00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:08,521 - Brutus. - Brutus from Kettering. 401 00:21:08,554 --> 00:21:10,221 - (Phone rings) - You hired a tiger? 402 00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:13,288 - Yeah, a bit of showbiz, Josh. - A live tiger on stage? 403 00:21:13,321 --> 00:21:15,421 What is this? Uday Hussein's TED Talk? 404 00:21:15,454 --> 00:21:17,188 We need to make some noise. 405 00:21:17,221 --> 00:21:19,621 I'll be on stage, in a roll-neck, with a live tiger? 406 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:22,754 I'm David Copperfield. No! We're not doing that. 407 00:21:22,788 --> 00:21:25,588 Oh, there you are. I just wanted to wish you both luck. 408 00:21:25,621 --> 00:21:28,588 Apparently, there's a dangerous animal on the loose. 409 00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:30,288 Also, Leon's rented a tiger. 410 00:21:34,221 --> 00:21:35,654 Hmm? 411 00:21:35,688 --> 00:21:38,588 I made a joke. The initial dangerous animal was me. 412 00:21:38,621 --> 00:21:41,821 Right. Yeah, I get it, and I've vetoed the tiger. 413 00:21:41,854 --> 00:21:45,288 He's right. You don't need tigers. 414 00:21:45,321 --> 00:21:46,821 This is what you live for. 415 00:21:49,121 --> 00:21:50,854 Yeah, forget the tiger. I've got this. 416 00:21:50,888 --> 00:21:53,688 Game on. Don't let me down. 417 00:21:55,154 --> 00:21:57,088 I see you listen when she tells you. 418 00:22:05,321 --> 00:22:08,454 (Laughs) I guess this is it! 419 00:22:09,488 --> 00:22:11,288 Yeah, I guess so. 420 00:22:11,321 --> 00:22:13,754 People are playing the game I leaked, and they like it, 421 00:22:13,788 --> 00:22:15,488 especially this guy from Holland - 422 00:22:15,521 --> 00:22:17,321 and they are famously discerning. 423 00:22:17,354 --> 00:22:21,554 - (Phone beeps) - I spread some actual joy. 424 00:22:21,588 --> 00:22:24,121 Shit a brick! They're announcing the sequel. 425 00:22:24,154 --> 00:22:26,288 - What sequel? - They're doing an announcement 426 00:22:26,321 --> 00:22:27,688 for Cat Factory 2. 427 00:22:27,721 --> 00:22:30,654 What is wrong with them? This addiction to money! 428 00:22:30,688 --> 00:22:33,654 The more they make, the worse it's gonna be for them. 429 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:38,521 I think we're gonna need to stage an intervention. 430 00:22:40,754 --> 00:22:44,254 But it's not just water. No, far from it. 431 00:22:44,288 --> 00:22:46,854 It also renders incredibly lifelike blood spatter. 432 00:22:46,888 --> 00:22:49,788 So... (Clears throat) 433 00:22:49,821 --> 00:22:52,854 You can shoot this man in the head from any angle... 434 00:22:52,888 --> 00:22:54,821 He looks like Leon from Idyl Hands. 435 00:22:54,854 --> 00:22:59,154 Oh, yeah. Never noticed that before. 436 00:22:59,188 --> 00:23:02,188 - So, you shoot him in the head. - (Gunshot) 437 00:23:02,221 --> 00:23:03,521 And look at the wall. 438 00:23:03,554 --> 00:23:07,621 I mean, it's just blood spatter. You get that in Call Of Duty. 439 00:23:07,654 --> 00:23:09,188 (Chuckles) 440 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,154 With all due respect there, Martin, 441 00:23:11,188 --> 00:23:12,654 that's rendered in real time, 442 00:23:12,688 --> 00:23:16,221 dependent on over 300,000 unique variables: 443 00:23:16,254 --> 00:23:19,654 the calibre of the bullet, whether the surface is curved. 444 00:23:19,688 --> 00:23:21,621 This is more advanced than the software 445 00:23:21,654 --> 00:23:23,388 used by the forensic services, 446 00:23:23,421 --> 00:23:27,221 but the point is, you can just shoot Leon in the head... 447 00:23:27,254 --> 00:23:30,154 - (Gunshots) - ..again and again and again 448 00:23:30,188 --> 00:23:35,088 and again and again and again and again. 449 00:23:35,121 --> 00:23:38,788 And it's different every time. It literally never gets tired. 450 00:23:38,821 --> 00:23:42,188 So, who wants a go? Who wants to shoot Leon in the head? 451 00:23:42,221 --> 00:23:45,154 Of course you do! Who wouldn't? 452 00:23:45,188 --> 00:23:47,521 - (Gunshots) - Ooh, one in the mouth. 453 00:23:47,554 --> 00:23:51,054 This is genius. How are you not famous or something? 454 00:23:51,088 --> 00:23:53,254 Great question. You should ask my colleagues. 455 00:23:53,288 --> 00:23:57,221 Oh, you can't. They're on stage, announcing an actual game. 456 00:23:57,254 --> 00:23:58,488 Is that now, is it? 457 00:24:01,621 --> 00:24:04,521 OK. 458 00:24:04,554 --> 00:24:08,321 And you're going too now. That's just perfect. 459 00:24:08,354 --> 00:24:12,554 Well, bollocks, because this fox is coming out of his hole. 460 00:24:12,588 --> 00:24:15,121 * RICHARD STRAUSS: Also Sprach Zarathustra 461 00:24:22,188 --> 00:24:24,121 (Cheering and applause) 462 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:51,054 How's everyone doing? 463 00:24:51,088 --> 00:24:54,054 - (Cheering) - Thank you all for coming. 464 00:24:54,088 --> 00:24:57,221 - We've got some exciting news. - It is my great pleasure 465 00:24:57,254 --> 00:25:00,788 to present to you... Cat Factory 2. 466 00:25:00,821 --> 00:25:03,588 - (Cheering) - Cat Factory 2. 467 00:25:05,654 --> 00:25:09,154 Yes! That is right. It is overtime in the factory. 468 00:25:09,188 --> 00:25:12,054 We're talking more levels, more characters, 469 00:25:12,088 --> 00:25:15,521 more mice and a brand-new weapon: 470 00:25:15,554 --> 00:25:18,054 the Steam-Hammer! 471 00:25:18,088 --> 00:25:19,588 (Applause) 472 00:25:20,821 --> 00:25:24,688 Pummelling mice with a steam-hammer? 473 00:25:24,721 --> 00:25:26,488 Who wants a piece of that? 474 00:25:26,521 --> 00:25:29,554 I'll tell you who: everyone! 475 00:25:35,621 --> 00:25:39,121 - Behold: Cat Factory 2. - 2. 476 00:25:39,154 --> 00:25:41,354 - Overtime! - Er...Overtime! 477 00:25:41,388 --> 00:25:43,321 (Cheering) 478 00:25:46,188 --> 00:25:47,788 "Cat Factory 2 Overtime!"? 479 00:25:47,821 --> 00:25:49,421 Yeah, I just made it up. 480 00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:52,154 You know I hate titles with exclamation marks. 481 00:25:52,188 --> 00:25:55,188 All right. We'll lose it. Ewan, what the fuck are you doing? 482 00:25:55,221 --> 00:25:58,088 I am taking what's rightfully mine - a place on this stage. 483 00:25:58,121 --> 00:26:00,621 That's a whole new character. I didn't sign up for that. 484 00:26:00,654 --> 00:26:02,721 Ewan, can you leave? It's gonna look weird. 485 00:26:02,754 --> 00:26:06,188 No, I refuse to be airbrushed from history, like a stray pube. 486 00:26:06,221 --> 00:26:08,821 What's going on here? That's pre-rendered video. 487 00:26:08,854 --> 00:26:11,321 It doesn't just happen. That's two weeks' work. 488 00:26:11,354 --> 00:26:13,321 Can we not do this here, please? 489 00:26:13,354 --> 00:26:16,488 No, I'm gonna find out what's going on here. 490 00:26:16,521 --> 00:26:19,088 Josh, where are you going? 491 00:26:19,121 --> 00:26:22,254 Guys, you know where this is running from? Anyone? 492 00:26:22,288 --> 00:26:25,521 How is this possible? We only thought of this three hours ago. 493 00:26:25,554 --> 00:26:28,288 Josh, please, let's just get back on stage. 494 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:30,254 Who's that guy? 495 00:26:31,588 --> 00:26:33,588 - Josh... - (Audience laughing) 496 00:26:33,621 --> 00:26:35,488 (Game sound effects) 497 00:26:35,521 --> 00:26:38,554 Excuse me, please. Excuse me. 498 00:26:38,588 --> 00:26:42,321 "Builder of the game." She's made the game without us. 499 00:26:42,354 --> 00:26:44,454 Just calm down, Josh. Come back on stage. 500 00:26:44,488 --> 00:26:47,088 (Cheering and applause) 501 00:26:47,121 --> 00:26:48,754 (Video finishes) 502 00:26:49,854 --> 00:26:51,421 (Applause fades) 503 00:26:55,521 --> 00:26:57,254 (Microphone crackling) 504 00:26:57,288 --> 00:27:00,421 (Nervously) Hello, everyone. Hello. Hello. 505 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:04,788 Er... 506 00:27:04,821 --> 00:27:09,254 Sorry. (Clears throat) Hello. You won't have heard of me. 507 00:27:09,288 --> 00:27:11,221 - What the fuck...? - My name's Ewan. 508 00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:14,088 Ewan Fox. And I essentially, single-handedly, 509 00:27:14,121 --> 00:27:17,221 coded the original Cat Factory, but no-one knows that 510 00:27:17,254 --> 00:27:19,288 because I'm not allowed to do interviews, 511 00:27:19,321 --> 00:27:21,421 because I'm the Man in the Iron Mask. 512 00:27:21,454 --> 00:27:25,088 Well, guess what. I'm taking off that mask today, 513 00:27:25,121 --> 00:27:26,821 and I'm saying "hello". 514 00:27:28,188 --> 00:27:30,254 (Nervously) Hello. Hello again. 515 00:27:30,288 --> 00:27:33,354 Get back on stage, Josh. Ewan's out there just saying "hello". 516 00:27:33,388 --> 00:27:35,154 She lied to us, Leon. 517 00:27:35,188 --> 00:27:36,688 She kept us out of the way, 518 00:27:36,721 --> 00:27:38,754 while she was going behind our backs. 519 00:27:38,788 --> 00:27:40,721 I need to stop this. 520 00:27:40,754 --> 00:27:44,254 I'm also pretty sure I helped popularise the term "ear worm". 521 00:27:44,288 --> 00:27:45,821 I'm sorry. There's been a mistake. 522 00:27:45,854 --> 00:27:48,621 We will not be announcing Cat Factory 2 today. 523 00:27:48,654 --> 00:27:52,521 (Laughing) This is funny, Josh! 524 00:27:52,554 --> 00:27:54,088 Yes, we will. 525 00:27:54,121 --> 00:27:58,454 - Excuse me... - There will be no sequel. OK? 526 00:27:58,488 --> 00:27:59,854 The moment I get in the spotlight... 527 00:27:59,888 --> 00:28:02,154 Just shut the fuck up, please, Ewan! 528 00:28:02,188 --> 00:28:05,588 (Audience murmuring) 529 00:28:05,621 --> 00:28:08,154 - Mate, I'm sorry. - Too far. Too far. 530 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:13,088 Erm...Cat Factory 2 will be released on iPhones... 531 00:28:13,121 --> 00:28:16,688 It's OK, guys. We're not here to cause any trouble. 532 00:28:16,721 --> 00:28:18,554 There's something I need to dispose of. 533 00:28:19,721 --> 00:28:22,288 Lock and load, Naomi. 534 00:28:23,788 --> 00:28:25,621 (Cheering) 535 00:28:37,354 --> 00:28:38,421 Be happy! 536 00:28:43,321 --> 00:28:44,621 What the fuck...? 537 00:28:47,821 --> 00:28:49,688 Do something, Leon. It's a shit-show. 538 00:28:49,721 --> 00:28:52,221 You lied to us. You made the sequel behind our backs. 539 00:28:52,254 --> 00:28:54,621 - You promised you'd handle it. - I'm dealing with it. 540 00:28:54,654 --> 00:28:57,821 What do you mean, "Dealing with it"? 541 00:28:57,854 --> 00:29:02,154 Did you... Did you know about the sequel the whole time? 542 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:04,554 No, I didn't. I... A week. Less. 543 00:29:04,588 --> 00:29:07,021 I've been trying to find the right time to tell you. 544 00:29:09,121 --> 00:29:10,554 Who the fuck are you, Leon? 545 00:29:12,888 --> 00:29:15,388 No, Josh! Come on, man. Josh! 546 00:29:19,488 --> 00:29:22,054 (Shouting) 547 00:29:23,188 --> 00:29:25,054 (Screaming) 548 00:29:25,088 --> 00:29:27,788 No! What are you doing? 549 00:29:27,821 --> 00:29:30,254 (Shouting and screaming) 550 00:29:30,288 --> 00:29:31,688 What are you doing to each other? 551 00:29:33,254 --> 00:29:35,288 - Stop it! - (Screams) 552 00:29:35,321 --> 00:29:38,088 No! No! Stop it! 553 00:29:43,288 --> 00:29:45,388 Aaaarghh! 554 00:29:59,621 --> 00:30:01,554 (Takes a deep breath) 555 00:30:03,654 --> 00:30:08,254 Because I have seen some bad shit in my time. 556 00:30:08,288 --> 00:30:11,321 I once saw the body of a hobo dragged out of a plunge pool, 557 00:30:11,354 --> 00:30:14,388 but I have never seen anything as fucked 558 00:30:14,421 --> 00:30:16,388 as the nightmare that just unfolded. 559 00:30:16,421 --> 00:30:18,654 You lied to me about the sequel. You both did. 560 00:30:18,688 --> 00:30:22,088 Yeah, and thank God we did, too. All right? 561 00:30:22,121 --> 00:30:24,754 If not for me, we wouldn't even have a game to announce. 562 00:30:24,788 --> 00:30:27,388 Josh, I promise you: I only found out last Thursday. 563 00:30:27,421 --> 00:30:30,454 Leon, don't be a weasel. You gave it your full blessing. 564 00:30:32,721 --> 00:30:35,154 Do you know what? Forget it. 565 00:30:35,188 --> 00:30:38,588 I've already sacrificed too much for this company. I quit. 566 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:42,621 Great. Great. Huge savings for me. 567 00:30:42,654 --> 00:30:45,021 - Fuck you. - Josh... 568 00:30:52,721 --> 00:30:56,188 Mmm. 569 00:30:56,221 --> 00:30:59,088 You know what? Now that Josh is out of our hair... 570 00:31:00,154 --> 00:31:01,754 ..we need to have a little talk, 571 00:31:01,788 --> 00:31:05,154 because this... is an embarrassment. 572 00:31:05,188 --> 00:31:08,288 You think you're a Bentley, Leon. 573 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:09,588 You're a clown car. 574 00:31:09,621 --> 00:31:12,854 Sooner or later, there's a big honk and the doors fall off, 575 00:31:12,888 --> 00:31:15,688 and somebody's pants fall down. 576 00:31:15,721 --> 00:31:18,088 I done everything you asked. I crossed the line. 577 00:31:18,121 --> 00:31:19,621 I thought we were friends. 578 00:31:19,654 --> 00:31:22,354 (Laughs) 579 00:31:22,388 --> 00:31:25,221 Oh, my God. You're not joking. 580 00:31:26,521 --> 00:31:29,121 OK. Do you know what I choose, Leon? 581 00:31:30,288 --> 00:31:32,221 I choose to be good at my job. 582 00:31:34,654 --> 00:31:37,554 Lucky for you, I still happen to have...a use for you, 583 00:31:37,588 --> 00:31:40,521 because do you know what every good team needs? 584 00:31:40,554 --> 00:31:42,421 - A captain. - Yes. 585 00:31:42,454 --> 00:31:44,488 Also a mascot. 586 00:31:44,521 --> 00:31:47,254 Cos you can't have a good baseball team without a guy 587 00:31:47,288 --> 00:31:49,054 dressed up as a turkey in a cowboy hat. 588 00:31:49,088 --> 00:31:51,421 Do you know what, Casey? How about: fuck off? 589 00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:54,721 (Chuckles) You wanna quit? Go for it. 590 00:31:54,754 --> 00:31:56,621 But what's your next move? 591 00:31:56,654 --> 00:32:00,121 Because Josh - I mean, he can go and make another game, but you? 592 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:04,088 - I'll go work at Spotify. - (Laughs) That's a good one. 593 00:32:04,121 --> 00:32:05,621 OK. Here's your choice. 594 00:32:05,654 --> 00:32:07,688 You can quit right now, 595 00:32:07,721 --> 00:32:09,821 or you can stick it out for two years, 596 00:32:09,854 --> 00:32:11,854 put on the cowboy hat, wave when I tell you, 597 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:14,188 and then take your cheque for £29 million. 598 00:32:18,521 --> 00:32:21,354 Thought so. Now go. 599 00:32:30,721 --> 00:32:31,754 Leon... 600 00:32:33,488 --> 00:32:35,321 No need to hurry back. 601 00:32:36,654 --> 00:32:38,088 (Phone beeps) 602 00:32:39,488 --> 00:32:41,654 Leslie, look... 603 00:32:41,688 --> 00:32:44,054 The Cat Factory 2 announcement went south, 604 00:32:44,088 --> 00:32:46,321 but I'm sure that I can turn it all around. 605 00:32:46,354 --> 00:32:47,721 This game that got leaked - 606 00:32:47,754 --> 00:32:51,088 I'm hearing something about a water-rendering engine. 607 00:32:51,121 --> 00:32:54,088 Tell me everything you know about Ewan Fox. 608 00:33:01,288 --> 00:33:05,721 Casey, I'm really sorry. I had no place being on that stage. 609 00:33:05,754 --> 00:33:09,088 Ewan, found you at last. I would very much like 610 00:33:09,121 --> 00:33:11,554 to buy you...a drink. 611 00:33:13,888 --> 00:33:15,821 (Lively chatter) 612 00:33:19,521 --> 00:33:21,454 Josh, what the fuck just happened? 613 00:33:21,488 --> 00:33:23,221 - That was carnage. - I don't know. 614 00:33:23,254 --> 00:33:25,621 Is Watto OK? He just got bundled up by Security. 615 00:33:25,654 --> 00:33:28,188 Let's move away. All right? Just me and you. 616 00:33:28,221 --> 00:33:30,788 Let's just get our stuff and just leave. 617 00:33:30,821 --> 00:33:32,521 Whoa, Josh. Hang on a sec. 618 00:33:32,554 --> 00:33:35,554 I just quit. OK? I'm leaving Idyl Hands. 619 00:33:35,588 --> 00:33:37,521 What? What about the earn-out? 620 00:33:37,554 --> 00:33:40,288 I don't care. I just want to be with you. 621 00:33:40,321 --> 00:33:43,321 All right? That's all I want. 622 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:47,821 - Where? - Somewhere hot. San Francisco? 623 00:33:47,854 --> 00:33:51,588 I could work on my game. You could do your start-ups. 624 00:33:51,621 --> 00:33:53,588 I could get a surfboard and never use it. 625 00:33:53,621 --> 00:33:56,354 (Both laugh) 626 00:33:56,388 --> 00:33:58,654 I could hire a gardener for me to have sex with. 627 00:33:58,688 --> 00:34:00,821 Yeah, so long as I can screw my tennis coach. 628 00:34:00,854 --> 00:34:04,254 Hmm. Or you could do the garden, I could teach you tennis, 629 00:34:04,288 --> 00:34:06,688 - and we could fuck each other. - I can live with that. 630 00:34:14,854 --> 00:34:17,088 - (Phone rings) - (He groans) 631 00:34:19,821 --> 00:34:21,588 Hello. 632 00:34:23,654 --> 00:34:26,688 They're calling the police. Public disturbance. 633 00:34:26,721 --> 00:34:29,588 - Guys, there's no need. - They're already on their way. 634 00:34:29,621 --> 00:34:33,521 Look, do you have the bags? All right. We'll all close our eyes. 635 00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:36,488 You dip your hands in, and we promise not to look. 636 00:34:41,821 --> 00:34:45,288 Right. So, I guess you're just gonna take me home, are you, 637 00:34:45,321 --> 00:34:47,754 and give me the third degree? 638 00:34:47,788 --> 00:34:49,788 I should have told you all about the sequel. 639 00:34:49,821 --> 00:34:51,254 Do you think so? 640 00:34:51,288 --> 00:34:54,054 Well, hang on. You knew about it? 641 00:34:54,088 --> 00:34:56,154 Yeah. He was in on it. 642 00:34:56,188 --> 00:34:58,788 With Casey. The special relationship. 643 00:34:58,821 --> 00:35:00,621 I can't believe it. You made a sequel 644 00:35:00,654 --> 00:35:02,288 and you didn't even tell us? 645 00:35:02,321 --> 00:35:06,254 She was already working on it. I just went along with it. 646 00:35:06,288 --> 00:35:08,321 You want to know something? 647 00:35:08,354 --> 00:35:10,221 I tried to save you, but it's too late. 648 00:35:10,254 --> 00:35:12,054 I've got the Emperor's jet. 649 00:35:12,088 --> 00:35:15,621 Why don't we all just fly off, just the four of us? Take off? 650 00:35:15,654 --> 00:35:18,654 I'm moving to San Francisco. OK? With Abi. 651 00:35:18,688 --> 00:35:20,454 I quit. I'm moving out of the house. 652 00:35:20,488 --> 00:35:22,688 - Hang on. What? - Where's this come from? 653 00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:24,821 - Come on, mate. - I'm not your mate. 654 00:35:24,854 --> 00:35:28,421 I'm just a tool, aren't I? An instrument. We all are. 655 00:35:28,454 --> 00:35:30,654 He's a piccolo, I'm a trombone, 656 00:35:30,688 --> 00:35:32,854 and Ewan's a fucking French horn. 657 00:35:32,888 --> 00:35:34,821 - Why am I the French horn? - You pick us up 658 00:35:34,854 --> 00:35:37,688 and blow on us when we're useful and then put us down again. 659 00:35:37,721 --> 00:35:40,554 Should I go? Because this feels a bit private. 660 00:35:40,588 --> 00:35:42,754 Leon, you shunted me down to the dungeon. 661 00:35:42,788 --> 00:35:45,288 - Yeah, because he asked me to. - Who did? 662 00:35:45,321 --> 00:35:47,088 Josh. He didn't want you on stage, 663 00:35:47,121 --> 00:35:49,121 but didn't have the balls to say anything. 664 00:35:49,154 --> 00:35:51,454 It was a big day. I just didn't think you'd like it. 665 00:35:51,488 --> 00:35:55,054 Yeah, so I had to do it. The nasty bit, like always. 666 00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:58,821 Well, guess what. Casey just gave me a promotion. 667 00:35:58,854 --> 00:36:00,788 - A promotion? - She gave me an office. 668 00:36:00,821 --> 00:36:02,421 Your office, Leon. 669 00:36:02,454 --> 00:36:04,554 - No way. - Oh, she values me. 670 00:36:04,588 --> 00:36:06,521 More than any of you ever have. 671 00:36:08,154 --> 00:36:11,821 So... looks like I'm the daddy now. 672 00:36:11,854 --> 00:36:13,121 You see what you did, Leon? 673 00:36:13,154 --> 00:36:16,588 You betrayed us, and now she's picking us off, one by one. 674 00:36:16,621 --> 00:36:19,721 - I didn't betray anyone. - You fired me. 675 00:36:19,754 --> 00:36:21,721 - You fired him? - He fell on his sword. 676 00:36:21,754 --> 00:36:24,821 OK. Well, you didn't try and stop me. None of you did. 677 00:36:24,854 --> 00:36:27,154 - Josh...? - I tried to talk him out of it. 678 00:36:27,188 --> 00:36:29,154 No, you didn't! You didn't even care. 679 00:36:29,188 --> 00:36:31,588 You just let me scatter to the wind. 680 00:36:31,621 --> 00:36:34,621 "Unhook the safety line. Toss him into the ravine!" 681 00:36:34,654 --> 00:36:37,088 - I've done everything for us. - For you! 682 00:36:37,121 --> 00:36:38,654 Everything was for you. 683 00:36:38,688 --> 00:36:41,121 You didn't complain when the money was rolling in. 684 00:36:41,154 --> 00:36:44,054 What are you talking about? I'm always complaining! 685 00:36:44,088 --> 00:36:45,754 He is always complaining. 686 00:36:45,788 --> 00:36:47,521 LEON: But you didn't do anything. 687 00:36:47,554 --> 00:36:50,188 You just sat there and moaned and got rich. 688 00:36:50,221 --> 00:36:52,088 All this - it's holding me back. 689 00:36:52,121 --> 00:36:54,088 (Laughs) Holding you back? 690 00:36:54,121 --> 00:36:55,754 You've no idea what I've done for you. 691 00:36:55,788 --> 00:36:57,854 - What you've done for me? - You said yourself 692 00:36:57,888 --> 00:37:00,088 you wouldn't have anything without me. 693 00:37:00,121 --> 00:37:02,388 The money I raised to keep the lights on. 694 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:04,388 The deals I cut to keep the servers up. 695 00:37:04,421 --> 00:37:06,321 You're a bullshitter, Leon! 696 00:37:06,354 --> 00:37:08,321 All right? That's all you are. 697 00:37:08,354 --> 00:37:10,854 You weave these ornate webs of bullshit, 698 00:37:10,888 --> 00:37:15,254 and we all get caught in it. Well, not any more. I'm out. 699 00:37:15,288 --> 00:37:16,821 I'm the bullshitter? That's rich, 700 00:37:16,854 --> 00:37:18,454 considering everything with her. 701 00:37:20,388 --> 00:37:24,288 "Her"? I've got a name. And what is that supposed to mean? 702 00:37:24,321 --> 00:37:25,688 - Abi, leave it. - No. 703 00:37:25,721 --> 00:37:27,288 I'm going Welsh on his arse. 704 00:37:27,321 --> 00:37:30,188 Why don't you ask your boyfriend? Mr Clean and Honest. 705 00:37:30,221 --> 00:37:33,588 What is he talking about? Josh? 706 00:37:41,421 --> 00:37:43,388 I put the money into your company. 707 00:37:43,421 --> 00:37:45,321 But only because I didn't want you 708 00:37:45,354 --> 00:37:48,154 to have to deal with Side-Boob Graham. OK? 709 00:37:54,254 --> 00:37:57,021 - (Sighs) - I was trying to protect you. 710 00:38:02,454 --> 00:38:04,654 Abi! Abi! 711 00:38:08,888 --> 00:38:11,054 (Sighs) 712 00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:14,288 So, Leon... 713 00:38:14,321 --> 00:38:17,288 There's been a change of plan, re the Emperor's jet. 714 00:38:17,321 --> 00:38:18,854 * Rollercoaster of love... 715 00:38:18,888 --> 00:38:21,154 Holy-moly! 716 00:38:21,188 --> 00:38:23,821 When you get back from Monaco or wherever, let's grab dinner 717 00:38:23,854 --> 00:38:25,821 and talk about your water-rendering engine. 718 00:38:25,854 --> 00:38:27,554 Oh, yeah, sure. 719 00:38:27,588 --> 00:38:29,121 Just pop on my travel band. 720 00:38:29,888 --> 00:38:31,821 * Rollercoaster 721 00:38:33,788 --> 00:38:35,688 * Rollercoaster... 722 00:38:36,454 --> 00:38:38,388 Oh...excuse me. 723 00:38:38,421 --> 00:38:40,721 Just how fast does this thing go? 724 00:38:45,521 --> 00:38:47,121 (Birdsong) 725 00:38:47,888 --> 00:38:49,521 I don't want it, 726 00:38:49,554 --> 00:38:52,421 but if I give it away, it just makes people into animals. 727 00:38:52,454 --> 00:38:54,121 I can't destroy it. 728 00:38:54,154 --> 00:38:57,188 I can't burn five million quid. That's just wrong. 729 00:38:57,221 --> 00:38:58,854 So, I guess I've just got to bear it. 730 00:38:58,888 --> 00:39:01,588 Carry the burden. Absorb the pain. 731 00:39:01,621 --> 00:39:03,788 My best hope is that... 732 00:39:03,821 --> 00:39:06,721 I manage to burn through it all before it kills me. 733 00:39:08,454 --> 00:39:10,688 I've been thinking, and it was really kind of you, 734 00:39:10,721 --> 00:39:12,654 but I don't think I want it. 735 00:39:13,688 --> 00:39:15,721 Mad as it sounds, 736 00:39:15,754 --> 00:39:18,121 it all just feels a bit tainted, somehow. 737 00:39:29,154 --> 00:39:31,088 Actually, yeah, I will keep it. 738 00:39:31,121 --> 00:39:32,721 Sorry. Sorry. 739 00:39:35,454 --> 00:39:37,654 Unemployed. Got no job. 740 00:39:37,688 --> 00:39:40,121 Seven days a week. No structure. 741 00:39:40,154 --> 00:39:42,088 That is a lot of time to fill. 742 00:39:43,554 --> 00:39:46,454 Maybe you just need to fill it with something else. 743 00:39:49,254 --> 00:39:51,488 Maybe you're right. 744 00:39:51,521 --> 00:39:53,788 So, should we go and get something to eat? 745 00:39:53,821 --> 00:39:56,354 * BILLY WARD AND HIS DOMINOES: Rags To Riches 746 00:39:57,321 --> 00:39:59,288 Maybe some other time. 747 00:40:01,521 --> 00:40:07,421 * If you would only say you care 748 00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:13,688 * And though my pocket may be empty 749 00:40:13,721 --> 00:40:17,354 Top shelf. Let's take it... 750 00:40:17,388 --> 00:40:19,588 left to right. 751 00:40:19,621 --> 00:40:23,288 * I'd be a millionaire 752 00:40:26,454 --> 00:40:28,188 (Muffled) How could you do that? 753 00:40:28,221 --> 00:40:31,788 * My clothes may still be torn and tattered 754 00:40:34,821 --> 00:40:36,588 * But in my heart... 755 00:40:36,621 --> 00:40:38,454 Ooh, my coat matches the seats. 756 00:40:42,821 --> 00:40:46,688 * Your love is all that ever mattered 757 00:40:46,721 --> 00:40:49,654 - Is that him? - Yeah. 758 00:40:49,688 --> 00:40:51,588 They didn't get the call till too late. 759 00:40:51,621 --> 00:40:54,821 We're just letting him rest, before we travel him back. 760 00:40:56,488 --> 00:40:58,821 Look at you, all banged up. 761 00:40:58,854 --> 00:41:01,621 Did they take your fangs out? That's what they did to me. 762 00:41:01,654 --> 00:41:03,554 (Growling softly) 763 00:41:09,821 --> 00:41:12,688 Do you fancy a job? Cos there's a vacancy just opened up. 764 00:41:15,121 --> 00:41:18,554 How do you feel about being the new mascot for Idyl Hands Games? 765 00:41:18,588 --> 00:41:19,654 (Growling) 766 00:41:21,721 --> 00:41:23,588 Oh, no! 767 00:41:23,621 --> 00:41:29,488 * ..rags to riches 768 00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:34,421 * If you would only say you care 769 00:41:37,621 --> 00:41:41,054 * And though my pocket 770 00:41:41,088 --> 00:41:44,454 * May be empty 771 00:41:45,854 --> 00:41:49,688 * I'd be a millionaire...