* THE O'JAYS: Give The People What They Want
* You've got to give the people
* Now
* Give the people what they want
* Well, well
* Don't you know you gotta give the people
* Give the people what they want?
Watto, shouldn't you be getting ready for the Exp...
Oh.
It's...beautiful.
* And everybody feels the same
Naomi...
Would you like to come to the bank with me?
I come and visit it every two weeks,
just to try and get my head around it.
Can I just throw it up in the air for a bit and run around?
You can, but they make you tidy it up afterwards,
and it takes ages.
Sometimes I sit and talk to it.
Hello, money. Why are you so weird?
I read it a story once. My money.
Lemony Snicket. But it didn't really get me anywhere.
I swear it's growing.
There's definitely more than there was last time.
That'll be the interest. The interest rates.
I know, but I definitely asked them not to give me any.
It creeps me out.
Interest. It's like mould
growing in a jar of peanut butter.
That's what killed Digby.
If I didn't have the money...
..I wouldn't have had the house, I wouldn't have had the pool,
and he wouldn't be dead.
I'm making a withdrawal.
- How much? - As much as we can carry.
(Ping)
How are you feeling about the Expo?
I feel good, like a predator.
Like an offender?
Not a sexual predator. Like an animal.
You're clear on what you're doing?
Yeah. I think so.
Leon, it's simple.
There are two games: the new game, the sequel.
I made the sequel.
The boys know about the new game, but not the sequel.
You know about both, and today you're announcing them,
but I want you to prioritise the sequel,
because the new game is a gamble.
The sequel... The sequel is a perpetual money machine.
Do I need to write this shit down?
No, no, it's cool. I just don't think I want to be on the stage
for the Cat Factory 2 announcement.
Oh, let me tell you about the greatest band in the world,
the Counting Crows.
Now, they could all go off and repair photocopiers. Right?
You just need one, one original member,
and you still have the band.
I need you up on that stage, Leon,
so that they know you're behind it,
because you are behind it.
(Sighs) I'm gonna have to tell the boys first.
Josh'll be heartbroken. You know how he feels about the sequel.
Leon, here's the thing.
You can either be a nice person or good at your job.
What's it gonna be?
I have a message from the Emperor. This'll do.
* Rollercoaster of love...
He wants you to borrow it for the weekend.
Serious? Can I sit with the pilot?
You can be the fucking pilot, Leon. You do well at the Expo,
and you can fly this to the Caymans in a Chewbacca onesie.
(Chuckles) Car: got. Chopper: got. Yacht: got. Jet: need!
You feel that, Leon? That's just the tip.
That's the Emperor giving you just the tip.
Keep it up, he'll give you the full dome.
Get to the Expo and announce the sequel.
* Rollercoaster of love...
(Camera clicking)
What do you think? Will I get too sweaty?
You'll be great. It's all about the new game, and I love it.
Yeah, I know. I'm really happy with it.
(Sighs) There is a lot riding on it,
and it was my call not to do a sequel.
What if it fails? What if we make zero money,
and I end up jerking off businessmen?
Why is jerking off businessmen always the other career option?
What if we lose everything? What will happen to us?
Wait. You think I'm just with you for your money?
I didn't mean that.
Cos I'm not with you just for your money.
No way. Not totally.
I'm like 3% with you for your money. 3%, and that's it.
Sorry?
If you had nice eyes, I'd be 3% with you for your eyes.
- If I had nice eyes? - Or nice teeth.
- What's wrong with my teeth? - We have more fun now.
The money's part of you, and I like that part of you.
But no, I'm not 100% with you for your money.
Not by a very long way.
Great. Great.
3% it is. Glad we cleared that up.
Morning, fans.
Ewan, you seem different. Taller.
Oh, I think it's just morning height. My bearing.
Also, I'm wearing a very slight heel.
That is quite a severe heel, Ewan.
Yeah, I've been thinking about everything Callum said.
Maybe I have hidden in the shadows, never taking risks.
You've seen me play Grand Theft Auto. I always obey the rules.
Stop at every red light. Never killed a prozzie. Never would.
But...maybe it's time.
- To kill a prozzie? - No!
No, to stop hiding behind my laptop.
OK. Does anyone want a coffee?
Yeah, actually. Yeah, please.
I'm 93% thirsty.
- Do you want some money? - Josh, I have money. Remember?
- Yeah. -Yeah, your money.
She still doesn't know, so just shut up.
Just tell her. It's sweet.
You've secretly invested in her company,
to save her from potential sexual assault.
Yeah, well, she might not think so.
You see, there are two Abis. There is normal Abi,
and there is Newport Abi, Welsh Abi,
and you do not want to fuck with Welsh Abi.
MAN: Testing. One, two... - Oh, they're setting up.
Er...where's my stool?
OK. We're gonna need another stool for me.
- Josh, have you got a second? - Ah, Leon.
I want to be on stage to announce the new game.
- Ewan, not now. - No, no, no, it'll be good.
Yeah, the three of us on stage together, vibing.
Vibing? What are we, Boyz II Men?
Leon, I won't be fobbed off on this one.
Remember when we talked about your aura?
Hmm... My deadening brown aura?
No, I have no recollection of that.
OK, man. We'll think about it. OK?
Thank you. That's all that I ask.
What's going on with him? He's wearing platform shoes.
All right. I'll sort it.
Listen, mate. I need to talk to you about the game.
We did it, man. We did it our way.
Yeah? Hats off to you, man. You protected us against Casey.
You gave us the space we needed to make an original game.
You landed us on the Hudson, Captain Sully.
Josh, there's something you need to know. About today. Erm...
Who wants to see a magic trick?
- Me! Oh, I do. - (Notes tearing)
- Ta-da! - (Laughing)
Are you not putting it back together?
Er...no. I lied.
It's not really a magic trick. It's an act of nihilism.
Are those bags full of money?
Yeah. I am quite literally Mr Money Bags.
He's quite tired. Like Mariah Carey tired.
Great. You head off home. We've got this on lock-down.
Josh, don't worry about it.
We're launching the game. It's like D-Day.
Only marginally more important.
No, don't worry. I leaked it.
- Leaked what? - The new game.
Jet Spray Island. I put it on-line this morning.
I released it. I released us.
What's he talking about? Did you know about this?
This is the first I'm hearing about this, and I'm like...
- You gave away the game? - We're free!
We can all just walk out of here.
He's not joshing. It's on-line. He's leaked it.
- OK. Wait a minute. - Oh, my God.
Shit.
Shit. This is not good.
Oh, my God.
(Roars) You stupid fucking idiot!
Why did you do that? What are you playing at?
Get off him! Get off him!
- Can we not do this here? - (Phone rings)
- Casey's calling. - Don't tell her. Stall her.
Hey, Casey.
Sorry. I was just running some errands for the boys.
- (Men shouting) - Yeah...no. Everything's fine.
- Let me at him! - (Groaning)
I thought you'd be happy. I did this for all of us.
I don't think I can cope with this. My roll-neck's closing in.
Why did I wear this vest?
Great. You leaked the old version, with the glitches.
Now I'll look like a shit-head. Right. I'm leaking the new one.
Can we just stop leaking things, like a shit WikiLeaks?
(Groans) That was our game, Watto.
The hours we spent on that!
My game! My neck on the line.
Look at us! Look what the money's done to us.
We're acting like monsters.
- Why is Ewan so tall? - They're Italian, Watto.
And it's only a slight heel.
You've sunk us. We'll never get our earn-outs now.
Who cares about the earn-outs? When did it become about that?
Abi will leave me if the money goes, Watto. Why wouldn't she?
I'll get to my mid-50s,
and the money will run out, cos I've done the maths,
and then I'm gonna be bald and broke,
and she's just gonna hang around, is she?
She's gonna drive the bald man to the dole office?
- Josh, calm down. - Oh, hello.
Hi, everyone. It's the ineffectual John McClane.
- We'll have to tell Casey. - She's gonna murder us.
Why don't we just all fall on our swords?
Yeah? Say, "Bollocks to it." Who's with me?
Or erm...
I could...just fall on my sword.
Josh?
I don't know.
Leon, what do you think?
I'm gonna have to speak to Casey.
I don't know what she's gonna say.
Sure. I see.
It was pretty reckless, to be honest, mate.
Leaking the game on the day of the Expo.
JOSH: It's our futures, Watto. Financially.
We have to think about that.
Well...you guys keep an eye on the numbers.
Numbers, numbers, numbers.
Here's a number for you. How do you like that?
Tell Casey I quit.
Ta-da!
(Rapid typing)
The thing is, Casey... Bit of a problem with the game.
- Which one? - The game.
Jet Spray Island. The game.
Well, OK. Well, throw some coders at it.
There's a proverb I like:
you can't build a pyramid without slaves.
- Never heard that one before. - It's one of mine.
I write proverbs.
It leaked. It's out there, Casey.
We can't release it now. It's gone.
The new game is gone?
You're telling me the new game is gone?
How? Hm?
How? (Roars)
How did this happen? You've made me look like an asshole!
Because this was on your watch.
- It was Watto. - Oh, big surprise! Watto.
Puff the Magic Fuck-Wit strikes again.
Shit!
He's been a bit confused. Going through a tough time.
- Had a rough couple of months. - Why?
Why, Leon? Tell me why we still employ a junkie man-baby,
who breaks everything he touches?
It's OK. It's dealt with.
You fired him?
I sorted it.
Mary-Kate and Ashley, get out.
Now!
OK. Let's talk. We get rid of Watto.
He doesn't get his earn-out. That's £29.4 million we saved,
which offsets any loss of earnings from the new game
pretty fucking handsomely.
Plus, now we can go full-bore on Cat Factory 2.
Oh, yeah. That...erm...
In the wider view, it's all good.
This could actually really work out.
Forget the new game.
Announce the sequel and nothing else.
- You did good, Leon. - Did I?
You fired your friend.
At long last. Hmm?
Looks like old Casey Renard's finally rubbing off on you.
So, tell me about the Cat Factory 2 announcement.
Yeah, erm...I was thinking about maybe getting a tiger.
- Tiger? - We need eyeballs, Casey.
They've got dancers out there. Apparently, there's a new game.
They've got a guy in a jet-pack landing on stage.
Tiger? Great.
I mean, I'd say, "Don't get mauled,"
but maulings do play well on social media.
Hmm.
- Take it. It's not a flyer. - What are you doing?
Trying to give my money away, and you're going to help.
No, I can't let you do that.
Why not? What about him? He's got nice hair.
You cannot give him money for having good hair.
- Sure, you can. Here you go. - What, for me?
How much is Casey paying you?
- I can't tell you that. - Why, Naomi?
I mean, I'm sure, if I asked you how you lost your virginity...
Cross-Channel ferry. 14.
See? And that's a grim story.
But when I ask how much you earn, oh, no, it's a big secret.
26,000...and a bit.
See? That wasn't so hard.
And this... I mean, I don't really understand it,
but I know it changes your life.
You said it made you sad.
(Sighs) Well, the key is it's like heroin.
Just take a very small amount.
A small bit takes the edges off. It's great.
Cos I was so happy when my nana won half a side of ham,
but if she'd won all the meat in the world,
drowning in meat, it would have been a very different Christmas.
And you're sure that it's fine to take heroin in small doses?
Thank you.
It's OK. You deserve it.
And you're serious about this? You want to get rid of it?
I have never been more serious about anything in my life,
and I have had periods
of intense seriousness over the years.
All right, but not like this.
I've got a better idea.
- So, what happens to Watto? - I don't know. He quit.
- What, you just let him? - He leaked the game, Abi.
People are playing it now. They love it.
Exactly. It still exists.
What part are you upset about?
That he leaked it or that you won't make any money?
I don't know, Abi. I suppose I'm 3% annoyed
that I won't make any money out of it.
I shouldn't have said anything.
- Well, I'm 3% glad you did. - You know, it just went up. 4%.
I'm now 4% with you for your money.
You need to make it better with Watto.
All right. I will. Sorry.
Right. Casey wants us to go ahead with the announcement.
- And announce what? - We need to think of something.
- (Phone ringing) - All right. What have we got?
- What about the sequel? - No! No, no, no!
We take the Cat Factory logo and stick a 2 behind it.
Makes sense, given we've got three hours till show time.
We can't throw our principles away.
They're not our principles. They're yours.
Yeah, I feel comfortable throwing your principles away.
It's just a sequel, mate.
And you said it yourself: what happens when the money goes?
Hmm?
God...
I'm basically Hitler's tennis coach, aren't I?
Just stood there, watching it all happen.
"Nice backhand, mein Führer."
(Sighs) We'll do the sequel.
Yes! You know it makes sense. I'll cobble something together.
So, it's settled? We're announcing the sequel,
the three of us?
Actually, Ewan, you won't be up on stage with us,
because I've got you your own slot.
- Really? - You're gonna do a tech demo
of your water-rendering engine. Just you. Big crowd.
(Nervously) That's brilliant news.
(Gasps) Sorry. I just got very mild vertigo. Excuse me.
Leon Harper? You wanted a quote for tiger hire?
Oh, yeah. Now...
I'm pretty sure I know the answer to this,
but can I ride onto the stage on the back of a tiger?
Right. You know He-Man? It's not a documentary.
Yeah. No, that's what I thought.
I can get you a tiger on the stage in a holding pen.
16 foot, with an overhang.
We'll need four trainers and a marksman,
cos you wouldn't want a tiger running loose here.
All these gamers about. Puny-armed, slow-running nerds.
For any jungle cat, it's equivalent to a Lottery win.
- When do you need it? - This afternoon.
Today? You want it for today?
I can't get a tiger today. It's not like Amazon Prime.
That's cool. We'll just chopper it in.
No. Absolutely not.
You put a tiger in a helicopter and lock the doors,
well, it's gonna eat the pilot.
What if you put a tiger in a horse-box and just winch it?
We're not winching a live tiger across London.
Let me make a call. I'll see what I can do.
* BETTY WRIGHT: Shoorah! Shoorah!
* You got to wake up early in the morning
I need a tiger.
* You got to stay up all night long
* You still won't catch up
* Cos I got the warning
* I got the feeling you wanna do me wrong
Josh and Ewan are on board. Bring out the promo materials.
* Shoorah! Shoorah!
* I can see you coming
* Shoorah! Shoorah!
* But you won't catch me
(Song ends abruptly)
Sorry. I think I'm in the wrong place. I want the Tech Stage,
sponsored by Intel.
OK. I see what's happening here.
Right. Well, you're here now, so...
Hello, you, and indeed you.
(Sighs)
Are these... Are these all for us, these cut-outs?
Er...yeah, yeah, yeah. I just sent out for them.
Wow. That's quick. That's impressive.
- OK. I've got you one. - Oh, I knew you'd come through!
On his way from Kettering. I've worked with him before.
We need a couple of hours to get him here, get the cage ready.
- What cage? - I've hired a tiger.
- What tiger? - What tiger?
- Brutus. - Brutus from Kettering.
- (Phone rings) - You hired a tiger?
- Yeah, a bit of showbiz, Josh. - A live tiger on stage?
What is this? Uday Hussein's TED Talk?
We need to make some noise.
I'll be on stage, in a roll-neck, with a live tiger?
I'm David Copperfield. No! We're not doing that.
Oh, there you are. I just wanted to wish you both luck.
Apparently, there's a dangerous animal on the loose.
Also, Leon's rented a tiger.
Hmm?
I made a joke. The initial dangerous animal was me.
Right. Yeah, I get it, and I've vetoed the tiger.
He's right. You don't need tigers.
This is what you live for.
Yeah, forget the tiger. I've got this.
Game on. Don't let me down.
I see you listen when she tells you.
(Laughs) I guess this is it!
Yeah, I guess so.
People are playing the game I leaked, and they like it,
especially this guy from Holland -
and they are famously discerning.
- (Phone beeps) - I spread some actual joy.
Shit a brick! They're announcing the sequel.
- What sequel? - They're doing an announcement
for Cat Factory 2.
What is wrong with them? This addiction to money!
The more they make, the worse it's gonna be for them.
I think we're gonna need to stage an intervention.
But it's not just water. No, far from it.
It also renders incredibly lifelike blood spatter.
So... (Clears throat)
You can shoot this man in the head from any angle...
He looks like Leon from Idyl Hands.
Oh, yeah. Never noticed that before.
- So, you shoot him in the head. - (Gunshot)
And look at the wall.
I mean, it's just blood spatter. You get that in Call Of Duty.
(Chuckles)
With all due respect there, Martin,
that's rendered in real time,
dependent on over 300,000 unique variables:
the calibre of the bullet, whether the surface is curved.
This is more advanced than the software
used by the forensic services,
but the point is, you can just shoot Leon in the head...
- (Gunshots) - ..again and again and again
and again and again and again and again.
And it's different every time. It literally never gets tired.
So, who wants a go? Who wants to shoot Leon in the head?
Of course you do! Who wouldn't?
- (Gunshots) - Ooh, one in the mouth.
This is genius. How are you not famous or something?
Great question. You should ask my colleagues.
Oh, you can't. They're on stage, announcing an actual game.
Is that now, is it?
OK.
And you're going too now. That's just perfect.
Well, bollocks, because this fox is coming out of his hole.
* RICHARD STRAUSS: Also Sprach Zarathustra
(Cheering and applause)
How's everyone doing?
- (Cheering) - Thank you all for coming.
- We've got some exciting news. - It is my great pleasure
to present to you... Cat Factory 2.
- (Cheering) - Cat Factory 2.
Yes! That is right. It is overtime in the factory.
We're talking more levels, more characters,
more mice and a brand-new weapon:
the Steam-Hammer!
(Applause)
Pummelling mice with a steam-hammer?
Who wants a piece of that?
I'll tell you who: everyone!
- Behold: Cat Factory 2. - 2.
- Overtime! - Er...Overtime!
(Cheering)
"Cat Factory 2 Overtime!"?
Yeah, I just made it up.
You know I hate titles with exclamation marks.
All right. We'll lose it. Ewan, what the fuck are you doing?
I am taking what's rightfully mine - a place on this stage.
That's a whole new character. I didn't sign up for that.
Ewan, can you leave? It's gonna look weird.
No, I refuse to be airbrushed from history, like a stray pube.
What's going on here? That's pre-rendered video.
It doesn't just happen. That's two weeks' work.
Can we not do this here, please?
No, I'm gonna find out what's going on here.
Josh, where are you going?
Guys, you know where this is running from? Anyone?
How is this possible? We only thought of this three hours ago.
Josh, please, let's just get back on stage.
Who's that guy?
- Josh... - (Audience laughing)
(Game sound effects)
Excuse me, please. Excuse me.
"Builder of the game." She's made the game without us.
Just calm down, Josh. Come back on stage.
(Cheering and applause)
(Video finishes)
(Applause fades)
(Microphone crackling)
(Nervously) Hello, everyone. Hello. Hello.
Er...
Sorry. (Clears throat) Hello. You won't have heard of me.
- What the fuck...? - My name's Ewan.
Ewan Fox. And I essentially, single-handedly,
coded the original Cat Factory, but no-one knows that
because I'm not allowed to do interviews,
because I'm the Man in the Iron Mask.
Well, guess what. I'm taking off that mask today,
and I'm saying "hello".
(Nervously) Hello. Hello again.
Get back on stage, Josh. Ewan's out there just saying "hello".
She lied to us, Leon.
She kept us out of the way,
while she was going behind our backs.
I need to stop this.
I'm also pretty sure I helped popularise the term "ear worm".
I'm sorry. There's been a mistake.
We will not be announcing Cat Factory 2 today.
(Laughing) This is funny, Josh!
Yes, we will.
- Excuse me... - There will be no sequel. OK?
The moment I get in the spotlight...
Just shut the fuck up, please, Ewan!
(Audience murmuring)
- Mate, I'm sorry. - Too far. Too far.
Erm...Cat Factory 2 will be released on iPhones...
It's OK, guys. We're not here to cause any trouble.
There's something I need to dispose of.
Lock and load, Naomi.
(Cheering)
Be happy!
What the fuck...?
Do something, Leon. It's a shit-show.
You lied to us. You made the sequel behind our backs.
- You promised you'd handle it. - I'm dealing with it.
What do you mean, "Dealing with it"?
Did you... Did you know about the sequel the whole time?
No, I didn't. I... A week. Less.
I've been trying to find the right time to tell you.
Who the fuck are you, Leon?
No, Josh! Come on, man. Josh!
(Shouting)
(Screaming)
No! What are you doing?
(Shouting and screaming)
What are you doing to each other?
- Stop it! - (Screams)
No! No! Stop it!
Aaaarghh!
(Takes a deep breath)
Because I have seen some bad shit in my time.
I once saw the body of a hobo dragged out of a plunge pool,
but I have never seen anything as fucked
as the nightmare that just unfolded.
You lied to me about the sequel. You both did.
Yeah, and thank God we did, too. All right?
If not for me, we wouldn't even have a game to announce.
Josh, I promise you: I only found out last Thursday.
Leon, don't be a weasel. You gave it your full blessing.
Do you know what? Forget it.
I've already sacrificed too much for this company. I quit.
Great. Great. Huge savings for me.
- Fuck you. - Josh...
Mmm.
You know what? Now that Josh is out of our hair...
..we need to have a little talk,
because this... is an embarrassment.
You think you're a Bentley, Leon.
You're a clown car.
Sooner or later, there's a big honk and the doors fall off,
and somebody's pants fall down.
I done everything you asked. I crossed the line.
I thought we were friends.
(Laughs)
Oh, my God. You're not joking.
OK. Do you know what I choose, Leon?
I choose to be good at my job.
Lucky for you, I still happen to have...a use for you,
because do you know what every good team needs?
- A captain. - Yes.
Also a mascot.
Cos you can't have a good baseball team without a guy
dressed up as a turkey in a cowboy hat.
Do you know what, Casey? How about: fuck off?
(Chuckles) You wanna quit? Go for it.
But what's your next move?
Because Josh - I mean, he can go and make another game, but you?
- I'll go work at Spotify. - (Laughs) That's a good one.
OK. Here's your choice.
You can quit right now,
or you can stick it out for two years,
put on the cowboy hat, wave when I tell you,
and then take your cheque for £29 million.
Thought so. Now go.
Leon...
No need to hurry back.
(Phone beeps)
Leslie, look...
The Cat Factory 2 announcement went south,
but I'm sure that I can turn it all around.
This game that got leaked -
I'm hearing something about a water-rendering engine.
Tell me everything you know about Ewan Fox.
Casey, I'm really sorry. I had no place being on that stage.
Ewan, found you at last. I would very much like
to buy you...a drink.
(Lively chatter)
Josh, what the fuck just happened?
- That was carnage. - I don't know.
Is Watto OK? He just got bundled up by Security.
Let's move away. All right? Just me and you.
Let's just get our stuff and just leave.
Whoa, Josh. Hang on a sec.
I just quit. OK? I'm leaving Idyl Hands.
What? What about the earn-out?
I don't care. I just want to be with you.
All right? That's all I want.
- Where? - Somewhere hot. San Francisco?
I could work on my game. You could do your start-ups.
I could get a surfboard and never use it.
(Both laugh)
I could hire a gardener for me to have sex with.
Yeah, so long as I can screw my tennis coach.
Hmm. Or you could do the garden, I could teach you tennis,
- and we could fuck each other. - I can live with that.
- (Phone rings) - (He groans)
Hello.
They're calling the police. Public disturbance.
- Guys, there's no need. - They're already on their way.
Look, do you have the bags? All right. We'll all close our eyes.
You dip your hands in, and we promise not to look.
Right. So, I guess you're just gonna take me home, are you,
and give me the third degree?
I should have told you all about the sequel.
Do you think so?
Well, hang on. You knew about it?
Yeah. He was in on it.
With Casey. The special relationship.
I can't believe it. You made a sequel
and you didn't even tell us?
She was already working on it. I just went along with it.
You want to know something?
I tried to save you, but it's too late.
I've got the Emperor's jet.
Why don't we all just fly off, just the four of us? Take off?
I'm moving to San Francisco. OK? With Abi.
I quit. I'm moving out of the house.
- Hang on. What? - Where's this come from?
- Come on, mate. - I'm not your mate.
I'm just a tool, aren't I? An instrument. We all are.
He's a piccolo, I'm a trombone,
and Ewan's a fucking French horn.
- Why am I the French horn? - You pick us up
and blow on us when we're useful and then put us down again.
Should I go? Because this feels a bit private.
Leon, you shunted me down to the dungeon.
- Yeah, because he asked me to. - Who did?
Josh. He didn't want you on stage,
but didn't have the balls to say anything.
It was a big day. I just didn't think you'd like it.
Yeah, so I had to do it. The nasty bit, like always.
Well, guess what. Casey just gave me a promotion.
- A promotion? - She gave me an office.
Your office, Leon.
- No way. - Oh, she values me.
More than any of you ever have.
So... looks like I'm the daddy now.
You see what you did, Leon?
You betrayed us, and now she's picking us off, one by one.
- I didn't betray anyone. - You fired me.
- You fired him? - He fell on his sword.
OK. Well, you didn't try and stop me. None of you did.
- Josh...? - I tried to talk him out of it.
No, you didn't! You didn't even care.
You just let me scatter to the wind.
"Unhook the safety line. Toss him into the ravine!"
- I've done everything for us. - For you!
Everything was for you.
You didn't complain when the money was rolling in.
What are you talking about? I'm always complaining!
He is always complaining.
LEON: But you didn't do anything.
You just sat there and moaned and got rich.
All this - it's holding me back.
(Laughs) Holding you back?
You've no idea what I've done for you.
- What you've done for me? - You said yourself
you wouldn't have anything without me.
The money I raised to keep the lights on.
The deals I cut to keep the servers up.
You're a bullshitter, Leon!
All right? That's all you are.
You weave these ornate webs of bullshit,
and we all get caught in it. Well, not any more. I'm out.
I'm the bullshitter? That's rich,
considering everything with her.
"Her"? I've got a name. And what is that supposed to mean?
- Abi, leave it. - No.
I'm going Welsh on his arse.
Why don't you ask your boyfriend? Mr Clean and Honest.
What is he talking about? Josh?
I put the money into your company.
But only because I didn't want you
to have to deal with Side-Boob Graham. OK?
- (Sighs) - I was trying to protect you.
Abi! Abi!
(Sighs)
So, Leon...
There's been a change of plan, re the Emperor's jet.
* Rollercoaster of love...
Holy-moly!
When you get back from Monaco or wherever, let's grab dinner
and talk about your water-rendering engine.
Oh, yeah, sure.
Just pop on my travel band.
* Rollercoaster
* Rollercoaster...
Oh...excuse me.
Just how fast does this thing go?
(Birdsong)
I don't want it,
but if I give it away, it just makes people into animals.
I can't destroy it.
I can't burn five million quid. That's just wrong.
So, I guess I've just got to bear it.
Carry the burden. Absorb the pain.
My best hope is that...
I manage to burn through it all before it kills me.
I've been thinking, and it was really kind of you,
but I don't think I want it.
Mad as it sounds,
it all just feels a bit tainted, somehow.
Actually, yeah, I will keep it.
Sorry. Sorry.
Unemployed. Got no job.
Seven days a week. No structure.
That is a lot of time to fill.
Maybe you just need to fill it with something else.
Maybe you're right.
So, should we go and get something to eat?
* BILLY WARD AND HIS DOMINOES: Rags To Riches
Maybe some other time.
* If you would only say you care
* And though my pocket may be empty
Top shelf. Let's take it...
left to right.
* I'd be a millionaire
(Muffled) How could you do that?
* My clothes may still be torn and tattered
* But in my heart...
Ooh, my coat matches the seats.
* Your love is all that ever mattered
- Is that him? - Yeah.
They didn't get the call till too late.
We're just letting him rest, before we travel him back.
Look at you, all banged up.
Did they take your fangs out? That's what they did to me.
(Growling softly)
Do you fancy a job? Cos there's a vacancy just opened up.
How do you feel about being the new mascot for Idyl Hands Games?
(Growling)
Oh, no!
* ..rags to riches
* If you would only say you care
* And though my pocket
* May be empty
* I'd be a millionaire...