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經過七年的海上生涯

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該是告別七大洋的時候了

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我寄託七年希望的城市

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就在地平線上方

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港口鈴聲多響亮

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發現陸地!

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{\an8}穿上破舊大衣,拿上老舊行李

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{\an8}再會,大廚

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{\an8}腳上一雙破洞靴子

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{\an8}抱歉,廚師

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{\an8}我蓄勢待發

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{\an8}行腳打天下

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{\an8}我要努力打拚

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{\an8}讓我填飽肚子

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{\an8}我投注所有心力製作巧克力

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{\an8}如今我的珍餚該公諸於世

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{\an8}祝好運,威利

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{\an8}我有12枚銀幣在我的口袋裡

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{\an8}再見,廚師

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{\an8}還有滿帽子的夢想

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{\an8}這裡每條大街上都有著名餐廳

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{\an8}布蘭迪諾之家和巴黎女郎酒吧

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- 先生,餐廳指南?
- 謝謝

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小指南能帶我找到美食

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(美食天地)

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我原本有12枚銀幣

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{\an8}現在只剩十枚

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{\an8}想買最新鮮的蔬果就來這裡

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{\an8}三枚銀幣,年輕人

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{\an8}雖然價格貴得嚇人

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{\an8}打破南瓜要付錢

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{\an8}我有...

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{\an8}五、六、七...

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{\an8}六枚銀幣在我的口袋裡

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{\an8}還有滿帽子的夢想

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{\an8}- 先生,幫你刷外套?
- 不,謝了

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{\an8}- 古龍水?
- 別纏著我

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{\an8}(美食天地)

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{\an8}終於來到

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{\an8}美食天地

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{\an8}(斯洛華斯,特製巧克力)

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我知道遲早這會在眼前

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{\an8}(頂級巧克力,菲克古伯)

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一切如妳所說,媽媽

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{\an8}我大開眼界

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{\an8}不管轉向哪都有知名巧克力店

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我的命運降臨

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我只需要將它實現

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(旺卡)

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我會一落千丈?

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還是會一飛沖天?

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(旺卡)

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我只有一樣奇才

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就是做巧克力

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還有滿帽子的...

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夢想

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好耶

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(旺卡盛大開業)

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別做白日夢了

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(出租,做白日夢罰三枚銀幣)

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{\an8}在這城市中任何人都能成功

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{\an8}都說只要有才華又肯努力

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{\an8}但沒人提到生活並不輕鬆

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{\an8}光是靠12枚銀幣

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{\an8}都撐不過一天

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能不能施捨一枚銀幣
讓我們有地方睡?

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沒問題

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{\an8}這裡,儘管拿

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{\an8}謝謝

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{\an8}我只剩一枚銀幣在我的口袋裡

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還有滿帽子的夢想

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好囉

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該喝點睡前飲料了

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狗狗

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別過來,夠了,閃邊去

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走開,夠了

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走開,閃邊去

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別咬啦

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坐下

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抱歉提多太亂來

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他好像對你的腳特別有興趣

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一定是因為褲子

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明斯克有個郵差給我的

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那就沒錯了

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提多閒著就會整天追著郵差

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是不是,狗狗?

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你不會打算睡路邊吧,孩子?

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只有一個晚上

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明天這時候,我預計會發財

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明天這時候,你早就凍僵了

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別說笑了

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也許外宿是有點冷

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可惜我沒錢住旅館,先生

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很遺憾聽到

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但幸好你遇到我

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我有個熟人能幫助你

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真的?

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到了,旺卡先生,甜蜜的家

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髒爪子別碰我的前門,你這臭狗

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布里區嗎?來喝喝我的琴酒

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我有比琴酒更讚的事,史瓜比太太

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客人

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幹嘛不早說呢?

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進來吧,先生

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歡迎來到史瓜比與布里區民宿洗衣店

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別拘束,去壁爐邊取暖

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琴酒?

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小麵

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什麼事,史瓜比太太?

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把書放下,倒杯琴酒給客人

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他好可憐,被凍個半死

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謝謝,史瓜比太太
妳和妳老公對我真好

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老公?

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他?

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老公

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你聽了很爽吧?

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還好

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我的夢中情人比這個懶散老粗強多了

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乾啦

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這酒有夠烈

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烈到能把車發動

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有何貴幹?要住宿嗎?

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對,可是...

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旺卡先生一時手頭很緊

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不會吧

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恐怕是真的,史瓜比太太

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但情況即將扭轉

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- 是嗎?
- 聽好了

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我稱得上是魔術師...

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發明家和巧克力製造商

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明天一大早在美食天地,我打算揭曉

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我最驚人的創作

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準備好見證神奇,看我亮出...

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茶壺?

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不,這是用來泡茶的

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等一下

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用來燉菜的

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明明就在裡面

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行啦,旺卡先生
我看得出你才華洋溢

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我們已經為你準備好

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企業家方案

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房間一晚一枚銀幣

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明天六點前付款

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你來得及掙到錢嗎?

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綽綽有餘,史瓜比太太

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謝謝

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我起碼能為陌生人雪中送炭

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在這裡簽名就成了

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沒問題

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讀小字

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什麼?

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謝了,小麵,沒妳的事

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她說什麼?

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- 你說誰?
- 那個女孩

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- 什麼女孩?
- 那個女孩,聽起來像是...

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{\an8}“讀小字”,看來有一堆...

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沒完沒了

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別聽小麵的話,旺卡先生,她有創傷

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創傷?

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孤兒症候群

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孤兒症候群?

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孤兒症候群

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孤兒症候群

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她嬰兒時被扔進洗衣槽

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我出於善心收留她

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我盡力了,旺卡先生,真的

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但她生性多疑

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她以為到處有陰謀

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可憐的女孩

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沒錯

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{\an8}這些只是一般條款與細則

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{\an8}但你想讀的話別客氣

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我很快看一遍

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看起來都沒問題

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真假?

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問個好

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那歡迎來到本店

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(住一晚就走不了)

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到了,旺卡先生

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企業家套房

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有床鋪、水槽和肥皂

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枕頭上有薄荷糖

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好極了

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你們人真好

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小麵

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小麵

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什麼事,史瓜比太太?

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我一直在找妳

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妳想幹嘛?

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看我給妳教訓,可悲的小書蟲

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- 我做錯什麼?
- 妳明知故問,小屁孩

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- 別想逃
- 拜託不要

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敢再壞了我的好事

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妳就會整週睡雞舍,聽到沒?

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是,史瓜比太太,對不起

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最好別再犯了

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(旺卡)

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開始了,媽媽

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美食天地的各位先生女士

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在下威利旺卡

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我為大家帶來一種神奇零嘴

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難以置信的美味

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無與倫比的甜點

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人間絕無僅有

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請安靜聽好

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不,刪掉,重來

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我要獻給你們,飄浮巧克力

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在孟買附近的叢林中

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有一隻小食蚜蠅

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牠的翅膀一秒拍動千次,真心不騙

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這些小小蟲子

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喜歡巧克力勝過葉子

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經我懇求,每隻都生下一顆小蛋

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小蟲從殼中孵化出來

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{\an8}牠發出歡呼聲

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住在巧克力旅館好興奮

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牠歡欣地拍打翅膀,然後你將看到

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巧克力會懸浮起來

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極優雅地飄浮

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喔,有巧克力

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迷人的巧克力

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但只有旺卡才能令你大開眼界

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伸手掏腰包,來買旺卡巧克力

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快點來

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我絕不騙你

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你從未吃過這種巧克力

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沒錯,你從未吃過這種巧克力

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太棒了

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太讚了

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謝謝

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糖果小姐?

232
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是,斯洛華斯先生

233
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去報警

234
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沒問題,老闆

235
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- 誰想嚐嚐?
- 選我

236
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我想

237
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斯洛華斯先生

238
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我也想

239
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,359
菲克古伯先生

240
00:13:37,068 --> 00:13:38,278
還有普諾斯先生

241
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:39,446
真是榮幸

242
00:13:39,613 --> 00:13:41,573
我從小就...

243
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握手真有力

244
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握手代表在商言商,旺卡先生

245
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讓人知道我不是說著玩

246
00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:49,414
來點新鮮貨吧

247
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讓我們嚐嚐所謂的飄浮巧克力

248
00:14:05,180 --> 00:14:06,723
這巧克力很不單純

249
00:14:06,890 --> 00:14:08,225
成分有...

250
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- 棉花糖
- 正解

251
00:14:10,769 --> 00:14:12,812
從祕魯棉花田採收而來

252
00:14:12,979 --> 00:14:14,481
還有焦糖

253
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還不只

254
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有加海鹽

255
00:14:17,442 --> 00:14:20,278
含有俄羅斯小丑的甘苦淚水

256
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,030
這是不是...

257
00:14:22,239 --> 00:14:23,240
難不成是...

258
00:14:23,698 --> 00:14:24,783
櫻桃?

259
00:14:24,950 --> 00:14:26,660
櫻桃農精挑細選的櫻桃

260
00:14:26,952 --> 00:14:28,828
產自日本皇居御苑

261
00:14:29,537 --> 00:14:31,831
旺卡先生

262
00:14:32,040 --> 00:14:34,084
我是這一行的老手了

263
00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:38,421
我有把握,在我嚐過的巧克力中

264
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:40,465
這無疑是...

265
00:14:40,632 --> 00:14:43,802
絕對是百分百最糟的

266
00:14:44,844 --> 00:14:46,304
行家說了算,先生女士

267
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:48,223
經過專家背書...

268
00:14:48,390 --> 00:14:49,599
等等,最糟的?

269
00:14:49,766 --> 00:14:52,310
我們三人是最強的競爭對手

270
00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,812
但我們有一項共識

271
00:14:53,979 --> 00:14:54,896
好的巧克力

272
00:14:55,063 --> 00:14:58,275
應該要簡單、純粹又不複雜

273
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,317
但這玩意

274
00:14:59,401 --> 00:15:01,278
專門賣弄花俏

275
00:15:01,403 --> 00:15:03,321
只不過是...

276
00:15:03,488 --> 00:15:04,739
怪異

277
00:15:06,074 --> 00:15:07,534
太可惜了

278
00:15:08,201 --> 00:15:10,453
既然你們覺得這種巧克力很怪

279
00:15:10,620 --> 00:15:12,163
那你們會更討厭接下來的驚喜

280
00:15:15,166 --> 00:15:16,334
怎麼會這樣?

281
00:15:16,501 --> 00:15:18,587
- 怎麼回事?
- 是食蚜蠅

282
00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:22,424
牠破繭而出,狂拍翅膀

283
00:15:23,675 --> 00:15:26,177
我的頭髮,你是說蒼蠅造成的?

284
00:15:26,344 --> 00:15:27,596
對,但別擔心

285
00:15:27,762 --> 00:15:29,806
- 完全無害
- 謝謝

286
00:15:29,973 --> 00:15:32,684
20分鐘後,牠累了就會從你屁屁飛出

287
00:15:32,851 --> 00:15:33,977
什麼?

288
00:15:34,144 --> 00:15:36,313
他是說我們要放屁才能排出蒼蠅

289
00:15:36,479 --> 00:15:37,981
我聽得懂啦

290
00:15:38,148 --> 00:15:39,482
你發瘋了,旺卡

291
00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:40,650
哪個正常人

292
00:15:40,817 --> 00:15:42,444
會想要吃能飛起來的巧克力?

293
00:15:42,611 --> 00:15:43,820
答案即將揭曉

294
00:15:43,987 --> 00:15:45,655
誰想吃飄浮巧克力?

295
00:15:47,073 --> 00:15:47,908
我要

296
00:15:48,074 --> 00:15:50,243
請付一枚銀幣,謝謝

297
00:15:50,410 --> 00:15:52,037
感謝各位

298
00:15:52,203 --> 00:15:53,121
一枚銀幣

299
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:55,165
謝謝女士,享受飛行吧

300
00:15:56,541 --> 00:15:59,044
看看,我飛起來了

301
00:16:01,922 --> 00:16:03,089
上面的風景好嗎?

302
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:05,800
別飛太高,親愛的

303
00:16:09,638 --> 00:16:10,805
滾開,小鬼

304
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:13,391
好啦,各位,沒啥好看的

305
00:16:13,558 --> 00:16:17,145
只是一小群人違反地心引力

306
00:16:17,354 --> 00:16:18,688
- 好
- 把民眾勾下來

307
00:16:18,855 --> 00:16:20,732
這是飄浮巧克力,飄浮才好玩

308
00:16:20,899 --> 00:16:23,193
恐怕我們接到有人投訴你

309
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:24,194
投訴?

310
00:16:24,361 --> 00:16:26,488
說你在破壞別人的生意

311
00:16:26,655 --> 00:16:28,573
我很遺憾必須將你趕走

312
00:16:28,740 --> 00:16:31,534
把你的收入充公

313
00:16:31,701 --> 00:16:32,911
你在幹嘛?

314
00:16:33,078 --> 00:16:35,288
- 別擔心,錢會捐作公益
- 少煩啦

315
00:16:35,455 --> 00:16:36,873
救濟病童之類的

316
00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,750
很抱歉,一切按照規定

317
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:40,252
好大膽子,給我過來

318
00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:42,087
至少留一枚銀幣給我好嗎?

319
00:16:43,171 --> 00:16:44,589
我要付住宿費

320
00:16:47,801 --> 00:16:48,802
拿去吧

321
00:16:51,388 --> 00:16:52,389
謝謝

322
00:16:56,226 --> 00:16:57,519
晚安,旺卡先生

323
00:16:58,520 --> 00:16:59,479
順利嗎?

324
00:16:59,646 --> 00:17:01,314
不如預期

325
00:17:01,982 --> 00:17:04,693
可惜,但恐怕我們有帳要算

326
00:17:04,859 --> 00:17:06,527
好在我還有錢付房間

327
00:17:07,487 --> 00:17:08,905
我記得是一枚銀幣

328
00:17:09,072 --> 00:17:10,198
房間是一枚沒錯

329
00:17:10,364 --> 00:17:13,410
但還有一些額外費用

330
00:17:13,535 --> 00:17:15,996
在你住宿本店的期間

331
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,247
有嗎?

332
00:17:17,789 --> 00:17:19,248
當然有

333
00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:22,835
你抵達時喝了一杯琴酒

334
00:17:23,003 --> 00:17:24,337
而且我還記得

335
00:17:24,504 --> 00:17:26,673
你有在壁爐邊取暖

336
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,592
他確實有,史瓜比太太

337
00:17:29,301 --> 00:17:30,969
取暖要額外收費,懂嗎?

338
00:17:31,136 --> 00:17:33,597
走樓梯到房間

339
00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:35,140
你就要付樓梯費

340
00:17:35,307 --> 00:17:38,018
恐怕是按階計費,上下樓都算

341
00:17:38,184 --> 00:17:39,644
接著告訴我,旺卡先生

342
00:17:39,811 --> 00:17:41,855
你有用迷你皂嗎?

343
00:17:42,022 --> 00:17:43,023
“迷你皂”?

344
00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:44,316
迷你肥皂

345
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:45,442
在水槽旁

346
00:17:45,567 --> 00:17:47,152
可能用了一下

347
00:17:47,986 --> 00:17:49,070
連布里區都知道

348
00:17:49,279 --> 00:17:51,656
迷你皂貴桑桑,他還是個鄉巴佬

349
00:17:52,240 --> 00:17:56,036
加上床墊、床單、枕頭的租金

350
00:17:56,202 --> 00:17:57,662
總計是...

351
00:17:57,829 --> 00:17:59,581
一萬銀幣

352
00:17:59,748 --> 00:18:00,707
妳在開玩笑吧?

353
00:18:00,874 --> 00:18:02,667
都寫在小字裡,小子

354
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:05,462
我沒有一萬銀幣

355
00:18:06,004 --> 00:18:07,964
那問題可大了,旺卡先生

356
00:18:08,131 --> 00:18:10,926
你要在洗衣房幹活

357
00:18:11,092 --> 00:18:12,302
一天算一枚銀幣

358
00:18:12,469 --> 00:18:13,595
一萬天就是...

359
00:18:13,762 --> 00:18:14,888
27年

360
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:15,972
- 幹嘛?
- 4個月

361
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:17,057
又16天

362
00:18:25,690 --> 00:18:27,150
你一定是旺卡先生

363
00:18:27,317 --> 00:18:28,276
你是誰?

364
00:18:28,443 --> 00:18:31,404
愛算伯,執業會計師

365
00:18:31,571 --> 00:18:33,031
起碼曾經是

366
00:18:33,198 --> 00:18:34,032
現在...

367
00:18:34,199 --> 00:18:35,200
他管理這個地方

368
00:18:35,367 --> 00:18:37,410
你最好照他的話做,否則唯你是問

369
00:18:37,577 --> 00:18:38,411
叫我派波賓士

370
00:18:38,578 --> 00:18:39,579
職業級水電工

371
00:18:39,746 --> 00:18:41,790
這是洛蒂貝爾小姐

372
00:18:41,957 --> 00:18:42,791
嗨

373
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:44,459
她是省話一姐

374
00:18:44,626 --> 00:18:48,463
我是賴瑞恰可沃斯

375
00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,548
喜劇演員

376
00:18:50,799 --> 00:18:52,300
他們也惡搞了你們,是吧?

377
00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:53,635
恐怕如此

378
00:18:53,802 --> 00:18:56,638
我們當初都只是想找個便宜旅館

379
00:18:56,805 --> 00:18:59,432
卻疏忽沒讀小字

380
00:18:59,599 --> 00:19:03,436
一時的愚蠢造成無盡的遺憾

381
00:19:03,603 --> 00:19:05,313
就像我的第三次婚姻

382
00:19:07,232 --> 00:19:08,775
拍謝,我常耍冷

383
00:19:08,942 --> 00:19:10,193
- 他就醬
- 超常

384
00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,736
我只結過一次婚

385
00:19:11,903 --> 00:19:13,446
離婚收場

386
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:14,823
一定有辦法離開這裡

387
00:19:14,990 --> 00:19:16,366
你當我們沒試過?

388
00:19:16,533 --> 00:19:17,701
窗戶圍著欄杆

389
00:19:17,867 --> 00:19:18,868
門口守著惡犬

390
00:19:19,035 --> 00:19:20,036
就算你能逃出

391
00:19:20,203 --> 00:19:22,163
合約是白紙黑字

392
00:19:22,330 --> 00:19:24,833
點名時你不在,史瓜比太太就會報警

393
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,001
你會立刻被押回來

394
00:19:26,167 --> 00:19:28,086
她會向你收取一千,因為造成不便

395
00:19:29,045 --> 00:19:31,756
大家回去工作吧,過來,旺卡先生

396
00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:34,759
你跟我來

397
00:19:34,968 --> 00:19:37,387
你負責用肥皂水

398
00:19:45,228 --> 00:19:47,314
首先拿起被單髒衣

399
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:48,857
全部放進桶子裡

400
00:19:49,024 --> 00:19:50,650
刷洗...

401
00:19:53,111 --> 00:19:56,948
然後拿去軋布機,轉動大把手

402
00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:59,242
刷洗...

403
00:20:01,286 --> 00:20:04,998
接著高高掛起,等到晾乾

404
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:05,999
刷洗...

405
00:20:09,586 --> 00:20:13,089
這首歌唱起來,時間過比較快

406
00:20:13,256 --> 00:20:14,966
刷洗...

407
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,010
但還是很漫長

408
00:20:23,266 --> 00:20:25,352
要燙平所有皺褶

409
00:20:25,518 --> 00:20:27,312
包括洋裝和襯衣

410
00:20:27,479 --> 00:20:28,730
擦洗...

411
00:20:31,399 --> 00:20:34,402
衣服摺疊按照規矩,否則會被罵

412
00:20:34,569 --> 00:20:36,196
不給食物吃,餓餓

413
00:20:39,407 --> 00:20:43,578
簽下血汗合同,做牛做馬

414
00:20:43,745 --> 00:20:46,790
刷洗...

415
00:20:46,957 --> 00:20:50,001
刷洗...

416
00:20:50,168 --> 00:20:52,254
如果你不服

417
00:20:52,420 --> 00:20:53,922
參見第5條

418
00:20:54,089 --> 00:20:55,298
第7A節

419
00:20:55,465 --> 00:20:56,841
第22段

420
00:20:57,008 --> 00:20:58,218
D部分

421
00:20:58,385 --> 00:20:59,469
上面寫著...

422
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:01,263
刷洗...

423
00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:05,225
刷洗...

424
00:21:08,186 --> 00:21:10,522
刷洗...

425
00:21:13,358 --> 00:21:14,818
刷洗...

426
00:21:40,385 --> 00:21:41,720
客房服務

427
00:21:42,762 --> 00:21:44,556
提醒過你要讀小字

428
00:21:45,724 --> 00:21:47,350
這我不太在行

429
00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:50,562
你不識字,是嗎?

430
00:21:51,396 --> 00:21:54,399
我幾乎全心全力在研究巧克力

431
00:21:54,566 --> 00:21:55,400
原來

432
00:21:56,735 --> 00:21:59,571
其他我只能靠陌生人的善意

433
00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:01,448
那看你下場有多慘

434
00:22:01,615 --> 00:22:03,283
員工宿舍

435
00:22:03,450 --> 00:22:05,035
你有床

436
00:22:07,287 --> 00:22:08,914
你原本有床

437
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:13,335
書桌,洗臉盆兼馬桶

438
00:22:13,919 --> 00:22:15,003
水龍頭的水

439
00:22:15,170 --> 00:22:17,339
有兩種溫度,冷水

440
00:22:17,714 --> 00:22:19,049
還有冰水

441
00:22:20,592 --> 00:22:21,760
你欠他們多少錢?

442
00:22:22,302 --> 00:22:23,345
一萬

443
00:22:23,887 --> 00:22:26,348
你還算好運,我欠三萬

444
00:22:26,514 --> 00:22:28,350
什麼?妳怎麼會欠他們錢?

445
00:22:28,516 --> 00:22:30,393
我聽他們說是在洗衣槽發現妳

446
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,563
對,他們出於善心收留我

447
00:22:33,730 --> 00:22:35,690
但仗勢向我收費

448
00:22:35,857 --> 00:22:37,734
真是一對惡人

449
00:22:37,901 --> 00:22:40,862
貪婪者每每戰勝貧窮者,旺卡先生

450
00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:42,739
這八成就是世道吧

451
00:22:42,864 --> 00:22:43,740
想開點,小麵

452
00:22:43,907 --> 00:22:46,284
這不過是妳的孤兒症候群發作

453
00:22:47,494 --> 00:22:48,370
我的什麼?

454
00:22:48,536 --> 00:22:49,579
妳的孤兒症候群

455
00:22:49,746 --> 00:22:52,332
我們也不會吃餿水

456
00:22:52,999 --> 00:22:54,042
你要幹嘛?

457
00:22:54,834 --> 00:22:56,169
當然是做巧克力了

458
00:22:56,336 --> 00:22:59,839
妳喜歡黑或白巧克力?
加堅果?絕對瘋狂?

459
00:23:00,006 --> 00:23:01,466
我不知道

460
00:23:01,633 --> 00:23:03,677
我從沒吃過

461
00:23:04,719 --> 00:23:06,763
妳從沒吃過...巧克力?

462
00:23:06,930 --> 00:23:07,806
沒吃過

463
00:23:07,973 --> 00:23:08,807
啥米?

464
00:23:08,974 --> 00:23:10,308
妳從沒吃過巧克力?

465
00:23:11,017 --> 00:23:12,227
還是沒吃過

466
00:23:13,395 --> 00:23:15,105
不可思議,我是說太離譜了

467
00:23:15,647 --> 00:23:17,023
算妳賺到,小麵

468
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:18,775
我精選了全世界最好的食材

469
00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:21,278
就在我的旅行工廠裡

470
00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:29,286
從哪開始才令人頭痛

471
00:23:29,452 --> 00:23:30,287
我知道了

472
00:23:30,453 --> 00:23:31,997
光明

473
00:23:32,163 --> 00:23:34,124
成分有凝結的雷雨雲

474
00:23:35,083 --> 00:23:36,418
還有液體陽光

475
00:23:38,128 --> 00:23:39,546
能幫助妳看到微弱的希望之光

476
00:23:39,713 --> 00:23:41,464
就藏在絕望陰影的背後

477
00:23:41,631 --> 00:23:42,799
我們正需要

478
00:23:42,966 --> 00:23:43,925
是不是?

479
00:23:44,342 --> 00:23:46,052
你的志向一直是做巧克力嗎?

480
00:23:46,219 --> 00:23:47,387
不是

481
00:23:48,054 --> 00:23:49,431
我在妳這個年紀時

482
00:23:49,598 --> 00:23:51,474
我想成為魔術師

483
00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:52,851
我媽是廚師

484
00:23:53,727 --> 00:23:56,438
我們住在河邊,相依為命

485
00:23:56,855 --> 00:23:59,608
在我們自己的完美小世界

486
00:24:01,902 --> 00:24:03,194
在我的記憶中

487
00:24:03,361 --> 00:24:05,739
我無時無刻都在想點子

488
00:24:05,906 --> 00:24:07,991
想出新把戲來逗我媽開心

489
00:24:08,867 --> 00:24:10,952
太棒了

490
00:24:11,119 --> 00:24:13,830
但真正的魔力來自她

491
00:24:16,207 --> 00:24:18,627
我們不富裕,但每週

492
00:24:18,835 --> 00:24:20,712
她都會帶回家一顆可可豆

493
00:24:20,879 --> 00:24:22,589
等到我的生日快到時

494
00:24:22,756 --> 00:24:25,091
就足以做出一塊巧克力

495
00:24:26,509 --> 00:24:30,263
那不只是普通的巧克力,差得可遠

496
00:24:31,848 --> 00:24:34,684
這一定是全世界最好的巧克力

497
00:24:34,851 --> 00:24:35,977
這我倒不確定

498
00:24:36,144 --> 00:24:39,856
聽說最好的巧克力來自
稱為“美食天地”的地方

499
00:24:40,690 --> 00:24:43,193
他們比不上妳的,媽媽

500
00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:44,736
不可能

501
00:24:44,903 --> 00:24:47,739
既然這樣

502
00:24:47,906 --> 00:24:49,824
我確實有個小祕方

503
00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:52,869
連那些大老闆也不知道

504
00:24:53,036 --> 00:24:54,287
是什麼?

505
00:24:54,454 --> 00:24:55,872
我會告訴你

506
00:24:55,997 --> 00:24:58,875
在你長大時,先去睡吧

507
00:25:05,215 --> 00:25:06,758
我們應該去那裡,媽媽

508
00:25:06,925 --> 00:25:08,009
去哪裡?

509
00:25:08,552 --> 00:25:10,512
- 去美食天地
- 什麼?

510
00:25:10,679 --> 00:25:11,638
去開店?

511
00:25:11,805 --> 00:25:12,639
對

512
00:25:12,806 --> 00:25:14,766
門上和商品上都有我們的名字

513
00:25:15,308 --> 00:25:17,310
真是美妙的夢想,兒子

514
00:25:18,186 --> 00:25:20,313
就這樣?

515
00:25:21,231 --> 00:25:22,816
這只是個夢想?

516
00:25:24,317 --> 00:25:25,443
聽好了

517
00:25:28,363 --> 00:25:32,158
這世上美好的事都是從夢想開始

518
00:25:32,742 --> 00:25:34,661
你要堅持自己的夢想

519
00:25:34,828 --> 00:25:37,289
你與全世界分享巧克力時

520
00:25:38,081 --> 00:25:40,458
我就會在你身旁

521
00:25:40,625 --> 00:25:41,793
妳保證?

522
00:25:41,960 --> 00:25:43,086
還不只

523
00:25:44,379 --> 00:25:45,547
打勾勾

524
00:25:47,591 --> 00:25:48,758
現在

525
00:25:48,925 --> 00:25:49,926
睡吧

526
00:25:52,971 --> 00:25:55,807
到底是什麼呢,威利?

527
00:25:55,974 --> 00:25:57,392
祕方是什麼?

528
00:25:58,101 --> 00:25:59,811
我沒有找到答案

529
00:26:01,187 --> 00:26:02,522
過不久她病倒了

530
00:26:02,689 --> 00:26:04,441
(旺卡)

531
00:26:04,608 --> 00:26:07,694
轉眼間,我只剩下她的巧克力

532
00:26:12,574 --> 00:26:13,992
所以我才來這裡,小麵

533
00:26:14,618 --> 00:26:16,870
才能重溫過去的感覺

534
00:26:17,621 --> 00:26:19,581
跟她一起吃巧克力

535
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:22,334
什麼意思?

536
00:26:22,500 --> 00:26:25,378
我媽保證當我與全世界分享巧克力

537
00:26:25,545 --> 00:26:27,339
她就會在我身邊

538
00:26:29,132 --> 00:26:32,761
聽起來很傻
但我一直希望她會信守諾言

539
00:26:34,721 --> 00:26:36,806
她也許還能跟我說她的祕方

540
00:26:43,104 --> 00:26:44,689
來,試試

541
00:27:03,250 --> 00:27:04,960
你沒給我吃過就好了

542
00:27:05,544 --> 00:27:06,628
妳不喜歡?

543
00:27:06,795 --> 00:27:07,629
不是

544
00:27:07,796 --> 00:27:10,590
我喜歡,只是...

545
00:27:11,216 --> 00:27:12,050
怎樣?

546
00:27:13,468 --> 00:27:16,763
現在我每天沒吃巧克力會有點難受

547
00:27:17,931 --> 00:27:21,268
那妳想不想每天都能盡情吃巧克力

548
00:27:21,685 --> 00:27:22,727
吃一輩子?

549
00:27:22,894 --> 00:27:24,229
終生吃到飽?

550
00:27:24,396 --> 00:27:25,897
終生吃到飽

551
00:27:26,690 --> 00:27:27,691
我要付出什麼?

552
00:27:27,857 --> 00:27:29,568
沒什麼,只要帶我出去

553
00:27:29,943 --> 00:27:31,444
你瘋了嗎?

554
00:27:31,611 --> 00:27:33,446
這不難,我會找人幫我代班

555
00:27:33,613 --> 00:27:34,990
妳能用洗衣車偷偷帶我出去

556
00:27:35,156 --> 00:27:36,324
- 可是我...
- 只要幾小時,真的

557
00:27:36,491 --> 00:27:37,951
根本沒人會發現我不見

558
00:27:38,118 --> 00:27:39,619
這樣有什麼用?

559
00:27:39,786 --> 00:27:40,787
當然是賣巧克力啦

560
00:27:40,954 --> 00:27:42,789
我們平分利潤,很快就能還清債務

561
00:27:42,956 --> 00:27:44,332
好主意,威利

562
00:27:44,499 --> 00:27:45,417
是超棒的主意

563
00:27:45,584 --> 00:27:46,418
但行不通的

564
00:27:46,585 --> 00:27:48,086
行得通,吃妳的巧克力

565
00:27:48,253 --> 00:27:49,254
你沒弄懂

566
00:27:49,963 --> 00:27:51,256
史瓜比太太簡直像隻老鷹

567
00:27:51,423 --> 00:27:55,552
她死命盯著進出洗衣房的一切
除了...

568
00:27:56,386 --> 00:27:57,220
哼

569
00:27:58,054 --> 00:27:58,930
怎麼了?

570
00:27:59,681 --> 00:28:00,682
沒什麼

571
00:28:01,474 --> 00:28:02,392
好吧

572
00:28:02,559 --> 00:28:03,643
哼

573
00:28:03,810 --> 00:28:05,562
妳哼了兩次,絕對有戲

574
00:28:05,729 --> 00:28:07,230
“光明”起作用了,會給妳點子

575
00:28:07,397 --> 00:28:08,273
聽好

576
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,860
她唯一鬆懈的一次
是有個貴族來到洗衣店

577
00:28:12,027 --> 00:28:13,695
他只是問路

578
00:28:13,862 --> 00:28:15,739
但她一直獻殷勤

579
00:28:15,906 --> 00:28:17,324
噁心死了

580
00:28:17,490 --> 00:28:18,617
就這麼辦,小麵

581
00:28:18,783 --> 00:28:21,912
我們只要找個貴族
趁她不注意時溜出去

582
00:28:22,078 --> 00:28:23,079
好,可是...

583
00:28:23,872 --> 00:28:25,916
我們要上哪去找貴族?

584
00:28:29,002 --> 00:28:29,920
哼

585
00:28:30,086 --> 00:28:31,004
哼?

586
00:28:32,088 --> 00:28:33,048
哼

587
00:28:33,215 --> 00:28:34,216
你哼了兩次

588
00:28:34,382 --> 00:28:35,592
妳有紙和筆嗎?

589
00:28:35,759 --> 00:28:36,593
有啊

590
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,136
我有個點子

591
00:28:57,864 --> 00:28:59,866
我是來告解的

592
00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:04,579
唱得不錯,保持下去

593
00:29:09,584 --> 00:29:11,836
寬恕我,神父,我有罪

594
00:29:13,838 --> 00:29:17,217
我上次告解至今吃了150顆

595
00:29:20,011 --> 00:29:22,597
誘惑難以抗拒

596
00:29:27,894 --> 00:29:29,271
送我下去

597
00:29:31,648 --> 00:29:33,024
待會見

598
00:29:38,238 --> 00:29:39,906
晚安,局長

599
00:29:40,657 --> 00:29:41,783
他們都在等候

600
00:29:41,950 --> 00:29:43,535
感謝

601
00:29:45,245 --> 00:29:46,329
晚安,各位

602
00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:47,831
我帶了發票

603
00:29:47,998 --> 00:29:49,040
趕走一名巧克力商

604
00:29:49,207 --> 00:29:51,376
照例要收費

605
00:29:53,420 --> 00:29:54,671
等到了,寶貝

606
00:29:54,838 --> 00:29:56,256
上等好貨

607
00:29:56,423 --> 00:29:57,257
告訴我,局長

608
00:29:58,341 --> 00:30:00,552
你想多賺一點外快嗎?

609
00:30:00,802 --> 00:30:01,845
洗耳恭聽

610
00:30:02,012 --> 00:30:03,471
我們認為旺卡先生

611
00:30:03,638 --> 00:30:07,559
只有趕走他可能不夠

612
00:30:08,101 --> 00:30:08,935
他很厲害

613
00:30:09,102 --> 00:30:10,228
太厲害了

614
00:30:10,395 --> 00:30:13,857
更討厭的是他一塊巧克力只賣一元

615
00:30:14,024 --> 00:30:16,526
誰都買得起,甚至是...

616
00:30:18,278 --> 00:30:19,613
你懂的

617
00:30:19,779 --> 00:30:20,864
窮人?

618
00:30:21,781 --> 00:30:22,908
請保重

619
00:30:23,074 --> 00:30:25,577
我差點嘔吐

620
00:30:25,744 --> 00:30:28,955
請避免在我面前提及那種階級

621
00:30:29,122 --> 00:30:30,874
他不喜歡別人說到“窮”字

622
00:30:31,499 --> 00:30:32,542
拍謝,菲利

623
00:30:32,709 --> 00:30:34,252
我們希望你捎給旺卡

624
00:30:34,419 --> 00:30:35,378
一則訊息

625
00:30:35,545 --> 00:30:37,797
武力當後盾的警告

626
00:30:37,964 --> 00:30:40,258
要是他又試圖在這個鎮上賣巧克力

627
00:30:40,425 --> 00:30:43,678
他就很容易會出點小意外

628
00:30:43,845 --> 00:30:46,056
致死意外

629
00:30:46,598 --> 00:30:47,974
好,我懂這個梗

630
00:30:48,141 --> 00:30:49,309
你不必老是明講

631
00:30:49,476 --> 00:30:51,228
我只是想確定我們有共識

632
00:30:51,394 --> 00:30:52,479
但沒人像你這麼白目

633
00:30:52,646 --> 00:30:54,314
這是什麼意思?我懂你在酸人

634
00:30:54,481 --> 00:30:55,523
但到底是什麼意思?

635
00:30:55,690 --> 00:30:56,816
各位,別吵了

636
00:30:58,318 --> 00:31:00,070
那你覺得呢,局長?

637
00:31:00,237 --> 00:31:01,571
我們說定了?

638
00:31:01,738 --> 00:31:04,699
各位聽著,我是執法人員

639
00:31:04,866 --> 00:31:07,827
我不能隨便掃蕩你們的競爭者

640
00:31:08,912 --> 00:31:09,871
我得謝絕

641
00:31:10,497 --> 00:31:11,915
既然如此,局長

642
00:31:14,584 --> 00:31:16,836
我看得出你是正直的人

643
00:31:19,005 --> 00:31:20,006
謝謝

644
00:31:20,173 --> 00:31:21,883
但你問問自己

645
00:31:22,300 --> 00:31:23,760
(用巧克力支付)

646
00:31:23,927 --> 00:31:26,304
你喜愛吃甜食嗎?

647
00:31:26,471 --> 00:31:27,931
我是

648
00:31:28,098 --> 00:31:31,977
是你戒不了的口福?

649
00:31:32,143 --> 00:31:34,646
你喜愛吃甜食嗎?

650
00:31:34,813 --> 00:31:35,814
我是

651
00:31:35,981 --> 00:31:39,985
我們能滿足你的一切需求

652
00:31:40,151 --> 00:31:43,822
別道德綁架我,胡說

653
00:31:43,989 --> 00:31:45,156
這只是

654
00:31:45,323 --> 00:31:47,284
利益交換

655
00:31:47,450 --> 00:31:51,288
來,100盒香濃巧克力

656
00:31:51,454 --> 00:31:54,833
抱歉,我必須婉拒

657
00:31:55,667 --> 00:31:56,501
我答應了老婆

658
00:31:56,668 --> 00:31:58,837
我要少吃巧克力,維持身材

659
00:31:59,004 --> 00:32:01,214
為了參加警察舞會

660
00:32:01,381 --> 00:32:03,884
但想想你的甜食

661
00:32:04,050 --> 00:32:05,468
我是

662
00:32:05,635 --> 00:32:09,306
我從小愛吃甜食

663
00:32:09,472 --> 00:32:11,892
你這淘氣的小螞蟻人

664
00:32:12,058 --> 00:32:13,518
確實如此

665
00:32:13,685 --> 00:32:16,980
唯有甜食能帶給你快樂

666
00:32:17,772 --> 00:32:19,858
別管你的腰圍了

667
00:32:20,025 --> 00:32:20,942
好得很

668
00:32:21,109 --> 00:32:21,943
少來

669
00:32:22,110 --> 00:32:24,863
何必看見腳趾頭

670
00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:25,989
那麼

671
00:32:26,156 --> 00:32:28,491
700盒

672
00:32:29,743 --> 00:32:32,579
好多巧克力啊

673
00:32:32,746 --> 00:32:33,830
不行

674
00:32:36,374 --> 00:32:38,960
各位,咱們火力全開

675
00:32:42,088 --> 00:32:44,674
你喜愛吃甜食嗎?

676
00:32:44,841 --> 00:32:46,676
- 我也是
- 各位

677
00:32:46,843 --> 00:32:48,970
為巧克力失心瘋?

678
00:32:49,137 --> 00:32:50,472
那還用說

679
00:32:50,639 --> 00:32:53,183
你認為甜食是

680
00:32:53,350 --> 00:32:55,060
- 人間美味?
- 是啊

681
00:32:55,227 --> 00:32:57,437
我們有好多好多的巧克力

682
00:32:57,604 --> 00:32:58,605
{\an8}數不清的巧克力

683
00:32:58,772 --> 00:32:59,981
我為什麼在唱歌?

684
00:33:00,148 --> 00:33:01,691
如果夫人抱怨

685
00:33:02,234 --> 00:33:03,568
嫌你太胖

686
00:33:03,735 --> 00:33:04,736
那有補救之道

687
00:33:04,903 --> 00:33:06,154
裁縫師能幫你遮住肥肉

688
00:33:06,238 --> 00:33:07,447
(古德爾斯,彈力褲之家!)

689
00:33:09,074 --> 00:33:11,076
別用巧克力害我了

690
00:33:11,243 --> 00:33:13,536
1800盒?

691
00:33:13,954 --> 00:33:15,121
成交

692
00:33:22,212 --> 00:33:23,547
- 貝爾
- 到

693
00:33:23,713 --> 00:33:24,548
賓士

694
00:33:25,549 --> 00:33:26,800
恰可沃斯

695
00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:28,468
- 愛算伯
- 到

696
00:33:28,635 --> 00:33:29,469
旺卡

697
00:33:29,636 --> 00:33:30,679
布里區

698
00:33:30,845 --> 00:33:32,305
馬桶又堵住了

699
00:33:33,223 --> 00:33:36,268
這無疑是愛的呼喚

700
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:37,936
你說什麼?

701
00:33:38,895 --> 00:33:40,188
你不會這麼遲鈍吧?

702
00:33:40,355 --> 00:33:41,398
什麼?

703
00:33:41,565 --> 00:33:43,024
她瘋狂愛上你了

704
00:33:43,191 --> 00:33:44,859
史瓜比太太?

705
00:33:45,026 --> 00:33:46,152
暈船了

706
00:33:46,319 --> 00:33:48,029
啊不然呢?看看你

707
00:33:48,196 --> 00:33:50,031
男子漢的強壯體格

708
00:33:50,198 --> 00:33:51,908
你只需要打理一下門面

709
00:33:52,075 --> 00:33:53,201
買些新衣服

710
00:33:53,368 --> 00:33:54,911
洗個澡

711
00:33:55,078 --> 00:33:56,496
洗澡?

712
00:33:56,663 --> 00:33:58,582
你懂大家怎麼說吧?

713
00:33:59,874 --> 00:34:01,167
大家怎麼說?

714
00:34:01,334 --> 00:34:03,128
她會慶幸看到你的腳踝

715
00:34:03,295 --> 00:34:04,129
繼續

716
00:34:04,296 --> 00:34:05,881
- 更高興看到你的膝蓋
- 好

717
00:34:06,047 --> 00:34:07,090
但想讓她讚嘆...

718
00:34:07,257 --> 00:34:08,173
快說

719
00:34:08,550 --> 00:34:10,343
給她看你的大腿

720
00:34:12,178 --> 00:34:13,096
布里區

721
00:34:13,262 --> 00:34:15,097
馬桶滿出來了

722
00:34:15,265 --> 00:34:16,724
- 快進去幹活
- 好

723
00:34:16,892 --> 00:34:18,476
都滿到我的腳踝了

724
00:34:18,643 --> 00:34:19,686
浪費我的時間

725
00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:21,271
布里區

726
00:34:21,438 --> 00:34:23,648
可惡的懶散老粗

727
00:34:33,157 --> 00:34:34,451
妳在幹嘛?

728
00:34:34,617 --> 00:34:35,660
沒幹嘛

729
00:34:36,745 --> 00:34:38,704
小麵,妳喜歡蹲雞舍嗎?

730
00:34:39,247 --> 00:34:40,582
好吧

731
00:34:40,749 --> 00:34:43,251
我前幾天去眼鏡教授那裡收衣服

732
00:34:43,418 --> 00:34:44,461
又怎樣?

733
00:34:44,586 --> 00:34:46,378
他正在寫一本巴伐利亞王室的書

734
00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:47,380
悶死了

735
00:34:47,547 --> 00:34:49,590
他的牆上全是貴族的素描

736
00:34:49,758 --> 00:34:51,343
- 所以咧?
- 其中一個

737
00:34:51,509 --> 00:34:53,220
看起來很眼熟

738
00:34:55,764 --> 00:34:56,681
{\an8}(布利奇男爵)

739
00:34:56,765 --> 00:34:57,974
{\an8}媽呀,這看起來神似...

740
00:34:58,141 --> 00:34:59,517
布里區先生

741
00:35:00,477 --> 00:35:03,980
妳是說布里區是巴伐利亞貴族?

742
00:35:05,607 --> 00:35:06,858
去拿我的琴酒

743
00:35:09,402 --> 00:35:11,071
首先拿起被單髒衣

744
00:35:11,238 --> 00:35:12,948
全部放進桶子裡

745
00:35:13,114 --> 00:35:14,282
刷洗...

746
00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:18,745
然後拿去軋布機

747
00:35:18,912 --> 00:35:20,789
確定你不會被絞死

748
00:35:20,956 --> 00:35:22,249
刷洗...

749
00:35:25,043 --> 00:35:28,296
提多,你有機會咬我的郵差褲了

750
00:35:32,133 --> 00:35:34,052
事有蹊蹺

751
00:35:34,219 --> 00:35:35,971
因為我們從不會改歌詞

752
00:35:36,137 --> 00:35:37,305
刷洗...

753
00:35:38,515 --> 00:35:40,392
你這懶鬼終於來了

754
00:35:45,647 --> 00:35:47,274
你有梳頭髮?

755
00:35:48,024 --> 00:35:49,025
也許有

756
00:35:49,276 --> 00:35:50,694
也許沒有

757
00:35:54,030 --> 00:35:55,949
你哪來的吊帶褲?

758
00:35:56,116 --> 00:35:57,367
失物招領櫃

759
00:35:57,826 --> 00:35:58,785
怎樣?

760
00:35:59,911 --> 00:36:01,121
穿搭還行嗎?

761
00:36:02,122 --> 00:36:03,039
很行

762
00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:04,874
還不賴

763
00:36:07,210 --> 00:36:08,920
你離這麼遠幹嘛?

764
00:36:09,087 --> 00:36:11,089
讓我的膝蓋取暖

765
00:36:11,256 --> 00:36:13,800
你何不過來喝杯琴酒?

766
00:36:14,467 --> 00:36:16,219
那妳何不過來...

767
00:36:16,386 --> 00:36:18,138
這裡特別火熱

768
00:36:22,225 --> 00:36:24,185
我的老天

769
00:36:25,145 --> 00:36:26,771
先生女士,容我介紹

770
00:36:26,938 --> 00:36:28,857
我創造的全新裝置

771
00:36:29,024 --> 00:36:30,942
洗衣的革新

772
00:36:31,109 --> 00:36:31,943
刷洗...

773
00:36:32,110 --> 00:36:33,153
問答題

774
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:35,989
提多最想整天幹嘛?追郵差

775
00:36:36,156 --> 00:36:38,700
那我整天要幹嘛?刷洗同伴,請說

776
00:36:38,867 --> 00:36:39,910
刷洗...

777
00:36:40,076 --> 00:36:42,913
但現在有威利旺卡的瘋狂遛狗神器

778
00:36:43,079 --> 00:36:45,123
我懶得再說一遍,提多能盡情奔跑

779
00:36:45,290 --> 00:36:46,207
我能盡情玩樂

780
00:36:46,374 --> 00:36:47,375
刷洗...

781
00:36:47,584 --> 00:36:49,252
我出去放風一下

782
00:36:49,419 --> 00:36:51,338
我會在點名前回來

783
00:36:51,504 --> 00:36:54,132
在那之前提多都會樂在...

784
00:36:54,299 --> 00:36:55,425
刷洗...

785
00:36:56,676 --> 00:36:59,512
告訴我巴伐利亞的大小事

786
00:36:59,679 --> 00:37:00,513
哪裡?

787
00:37:00,680 --> 00:37:01,598
你的家鄉

788
00:37:01,723 --> 00:37:05,143
好,那裡就很巴伐利亞

789
00:37:12,108 --> 00:37:13,193
安全了

790
00:37:13,360 --> 00:37:14,319
- 真的?
- 對

791
00:37:14,945 --> 00:37:16,863
我們成功了,幹得好,小麵

792
00:37:17,030 --> 00:37:18,240
居然管用

793
00:37:18,406 --> 00:37:20,450
等妳看到我昨晚做了多少巧克力

794
00:37:20,617 --> 00:37:22,410
我們賣完就會...

795
00:37:23,828 --> 00:37:24,663
糟了

796
00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:26,498
怎麼回事,威利?

797
00:37:26,665 --> 00:37:27,540
別又來了

798
00:37:27,707 --> 00:37:28,917
巧克力在哪?

799
00:37:29,084 --> 00:37:32,671
我不好說明,小麵,但被偷了

800
00:37:33,129 --> 00:37:34,005
被偷?

801
00:37:34,631 --> 00:37:35,465
誰偷的?

802
00:37:35,632 --> 00:37:38,009
橘色小人

803
00:37:38,510 --> 00:37:39,344
什麼?

804
00:37:39,511 --> 00:37:41,680
橘色小人,我沒說過他的事?

805
00:37:41,846 --> 00:37:43,431
你沒說過

806
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:45,725
他是我的死對頭,這麼高

807
00:37:45,892 --> 00:37:46,893
夜深人靜時會溜出來

808
00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:48,895
他會偷光我的巧克力

809
00:37:49,062 --> 00:37:51,648
這三四年來每隔幾週就會發生一次

810
00:37:51,815 --> 00:37:52,649
真的?

811
00:37:52,816 --> 00:37:53,858
有時我會偷看他

812
00:37:54,025 --> 00:37:56,319
在半夢半醒的矇矓狀態

813
00:37:56,486 --> 00:37:57,988
那頭綠髮在月光下閃閃發光

814
00:37:58,154 --> 00:37:59,281
綠髮?

815
00:37:59,447 --> 00:38:01,283
- 我遲早會逮到他的,小麵
- 威利

816
00:38:01,449 --> 00:38:03,034
- 到時候...
- 威利

817
00:38:03,201 --> 00:38:05,662
你不是真的以為我會相信吧?

818
00:38:05,787 --> 00:38:06,621
當然是了

819
00:38:06,788 --> 00:38:08,081
不然還有什麼解釋?

820
00:38:08,248 --> 00:38:09,082
很難說

821
00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:10,250
也許你睡著時

822
00:38:10,417 --> 00:38:11,835
夢見綠色小人

823
00:38:12,002 --> 00:38:13,003
是橘色小人,頭髮才是綠色

824
00:38:13,169 --> 00:38:14,379
你可能在做夢時

825
00:38:14,546 --> 00:38:16,214
把巧克力嗑光了

826
00:38:16,381 --> 00:38:17,465
嗑光...

827
00:38:18,383 --> 00:38:19,467
這樣更說得通

828
00:38:19,676 --> 00:38:21,845
- 我竟然以為會成功
- 我一直在吃自己的巧克力?

829
00:38:22,012 --> 00:38:23,138
- 什麼蠢“光明”
- 我沒印象

830
00:38:23,305 --> 00:38:24,264
別這樣

831
00:38:24,431 --> 00:38:26,224
我的巧克力才不蠢

832
00:38:26,892 --> 00:38:30,270
被史瓜比太太發現
我就要被關雞舍了

833
00:38:30,437 --> 00:38:31,730
對不起,好嗎?

834
00:38:31,897 --> 00:38:33,148
但我們能做出更多巧克力

835
00:38:33,648 --> 00:38:35,275
唯一問題是我用完鮮奶了

836
00:38:35,984 --> 00:38:37,777
這小事一樁

837
00:38:39,195 --> 00:38:40,030
鮮奶

838
00:38:40,655 --> 00:38:42,532
第一,那是偷竊

839
00:38:42,699 --> 00:38:43,700
第三

840
00:38:43,867 --> 00:38:46,077
威利旺卡不用一般牛奶

841
00:38:46,244 --> 00:38:47,412
對於這項特別產品

842
00:38:47,579 --> 00:38:49,414
我需要長頸鹿的鮮奶

843
00:38:49,915 --> 00:38:51,541
也行

844
00:38:51,708 --> 00:38:53,376
事實上,動物園裡就有一隻

845
00:38:53,543 --> 00:38:54,711
讚啦

846
00:38:54,878 --> 00:38:56,838
但第一,動物園不是那個方向

847
00:38:57,005 --> 00:38:57,839
太好了

848
00:38:58,006 --> 00:38:59,174
第二

849
00:38:59,799 --> 00:39:02,510
他們不會讓你進去擠奶

850
00:39:03,595 --> 00:39:05,430
好搭檔小麵,還有救

851
00:39:05,597 --> 00:39:08,850
幸好橘色小人沒發現這個

852
00:39:13,521 --> 00:39:14,481
這是什麼?

853
00:39:14,648 --> 00:39:15,982
動物園管理處的贈禮

854
00:39:16,149 --> 00:39:18,652
為了表揚你多年的服務

855
00:39:19,444 --> 00:39:20,987
我才任職一年

856
00:39:22,364 --> 00:39:25,575
所以才只有一塊巧克力

857
00:39:27,827 --> 00:39:29,204
那恭敬不如從命了

858
00:39:29,371 --> 00:39:31,081
別客氣,晚安

859
00:39:31,706 --> 00:39:32,749
(動物園)

860
00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:33,917
幹得好,小麵

861
00:39:34,084 --> 00:39:36,002
那到底是什麼?

862
00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:37,796
名稱是“夜衝巧克力”

863
00:39:37,963 --> 00:39:40,590
一款完美模仿鎮上夜晚的巧克力

864
00:39:41,091 --> 00:39:43,510
外層是香檳松露

865
00:39:43,677 --> 00:39:44,678
真美味

866
00:39:44,844 --> 00:39:46,388
下一層是白酒

867
00:39:47,556 --> 00:39:48,640
接著是紅酒

868
00:39:48,807 --> 00:39:50,475
這樣才像話

869
00:39:50,642 --> 00:39:52,102
這時候就會開始載歌載舞

870
00:39:52,269 --> 00:39:55,230
今晚會開趴

871
00:39:55,397 --> 00:39:58,066
等他嚐到威士忌軟糖會變得很激動

872
00:39:58,608 --> 00:40:00,694
她是我唯一愛過的女人

873
00:40:00,860 --> 00:40:02,654
他可能會魯莽行事

874
00:40:02,821 --> 00:40:05,198
我要打電話給她,無傷大雅

875
00:40:06,783 --> 00:40:09,619
關妮?我是巴索,我只想說

876
00:40:09,786 --> 00:40:10,996
我一直愛著妳

877
00:40:11,162 --> 00:40:13,164
我好愛妳,什麼?

878
00:40:13,331 --> 00:40:16,042
我是巴索邦德,學校化學課坐旁邊

879
00:40:16,209 --> 00:40:17,544
不要,別掛斷

880
00:40:17,711 --> 00:40:20,922
最後是睡前的波特酒,然後...

881
00:40:24,718 --> 00:40:25,760
我們走吧

882
00:40:26,636 --> 00:40:27,762
小麵,快走

883
00:40:30,098 --> 00:40:31,558
紅鶴為什麼不飛走?

884
00:40:31,725 --> 00:40:32,934
我不知道

885
00:40:33,393 --> 00:40:34,853
也許牠們還沒想到

886
00:40:35,020 --> 00:40:35,854
你在耍冷吧?

887
00:40:36,021 --> 00:40:38,648
我認真,紅鶴就是這回事

888
00:40:38,815 --> 00:40:40,525
牠們需要有人點醒

889
00:40:45,906 --> 00:40:47,073
長頸鹿

890
00:40:47,908 --> 00:40:50,994
長頸鹿...

891
00:40:51,161 --> 00:40:53,163
(老虎)

892
00:40:53,330 --> 00:40:54,331
長頸鹿

893
00:41:00,045 --> 00:41:01,838
你真的要學習識字

894
00:41:02,297 --> 00:41:03,131
為什麼?

895
00:41:03,298 --> 00:41:04,925
你差點被老虎吃掉

896
00:41:05,091 --> 00:41:06,384
“差點”正是關鍵詞,小麵

897
00:41:06,551 --> 00:41:08,011
我差點被許多東東吃掉

898
00:41:08,178 --> 00:41:09,971
但我還是毫髮無損

899
00:41:11,848 --> 00:41:13,099
長頸鹿

900
00:41:13,266 --> 00:41:14,726
好,我會學習識字

901
00:41:18,813 --> 00:41:21,816
(愛比佳)

902
00:41:34,579 --> 00:41:37,040
晚安,小姐...

903
00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:39,417
愛比佳

904
00:41:39,584 --> 00:41:40,585
愛比佳

905
00:41:42,087 --> 00:41:42,963
別緊張

906
00:41:43,129 --> 00:41:44,506
我帶了相思薄荷

907
00:41:52,514 --> 00:41:55,433
長頸鹿超愛我的相思薄荷

908
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:57,060
牠們的最愛

909
00:41:57,394 --> 00:41:59,187
外加搔搔下巴,妳看

910
00:42:02,065 --> 00:42:03,191
想試試嗎,小麵?

911
00:42:03,358 --> 00:42:04,401
我?

912
00:42:05,026 --> 00:42:06,403
對,有何不可?

913
00:42:07,988 --> 00:42:09,364
好

914
00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:18,164
她應該喜歡妳

915
00:42:19,291 --> 00:42:20,667
愛比佳小姐

916
00:42:21,334 --> 00:42:23,753
如果我同事幫妳搔得很舒服

917
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,715
妳能不能分我們一些鮮奶?

918
00:42:31,636 --> 00:42:32,470
所以...

919
00:42:33,179 --> 00:42:34,639
你以前就有過經驗?

920
00:42:34,806 --> 00:42:38,852
有一次在非洲,雄偉的野獸

921
00:42:39,019 --> 00:42:40,020
她很威猛嗎?

922
00:42:40,186 --> 00:42:41,021
威猛?

923
00:42:41,187 --> 00:42:42,689
她怒氣沖沖

924
00:42:43,899 --> 00:42:45,609
你真是有股傻勁,威利

925
00:42:45,775 --> 00:42:47,986
這倒是真的咩,小麵

926
00:42:48,153 --> 00:42:49,195
“真的咩”?

927
00:42:49,946 --> 00:42:51,364
硬拗,是吧?

928
00:42:51,531 --> 00:42:52,991
很少字跟“麵”押韻

929
00:42:53,158 --> 00:42:55,118
妳這名字是哪來的?

930
00:42:55,827 --> 00:42:56,661
不重要

931
00:42:57,495 --> 00:42:58,538
說說看

932
00:43:01,541 --> 00:43:02,375
這個

933
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,546
我親生父母只留下這個,你看

934
00:43:06,713 --> 00:43:10,467
“N”代表小麵、諾拉或妮娜

935
00:43:11,468 --> 00:43:13,303
或是沒有意義

936
00:43:13,470 --> 00:43:14,763
妳沒找過他們嗎?

937
00:43:14,930 --> 00:43:16,306
你當我沒試過?

938
00:43:17,349 --> 00:43:20,644
我小時候一直希望找到我父母

939
00:43:20,810 --> 00:43:22,520
(《小麵的夢想》)

940
00:43:22,687 --> 00:43:25,941
他們會住在堆滿書的美麗老屋

941
00:43:26,483 --> 00:43:30,278
我媽會在門口等我

942
00:43:30,445 --> 00:43:33,114
我會奔向她的懷抱
她會給我大大的擁抱

943
00:43:33,281 --> 00:43:35,158
好像她永遠不會放開我

944
00:43:37,702 --> 00:43:40,080
但後來我發覺那只是個愚蠢夢想

945
00:43:42,874 --> 00:43:44,793
夢想才不愚蠢

946
00:43:45,001 --> 00:43:45,877
是嗎?

947
00:43:46,628 --> 00:43:50,465
我懂情況不如妳意,小麵
但一切會好轉的

948
00:43:50,632 --> 00:43:53,468
我不會讓妳永遠困在那間洗衣房

949
00:43:53,635 --> 00:43:55,053
你保證?

950
00:43:55,220 --> 00:43:57,013
還不只

951
00:43:58,306 --> 00:44:02,185
打勾勾,這是最神聖的誓言

952
00:44:04,813 --> 00:44:06,064
開始搔吧

953
00:44:06,982 --> 00:44:10,068
時間不多,警衛很快會醒來咩,小麵

954
00:44:10,652 --> 00:44:11,528
“醒來咩”

955
00:44:11,695 --> 00:44:13,238
又在硬拗

956
00:44:15,031 --> 00:44:16,575
我會再接再厲

957
00:44:19,619 --> 00:44:21,955
有一瞬間

958
00:44:22,122 --> 00:44:26,585
生活似乎沒那麼糟糕

959
00:44:28,670 --> 00:44:31,506
有一瞬間

960
00:44:31,673 --> 00:44:36,219
我彷彿忘記悲傷

961
00:44:38,305 --> 00:44:42,225
他點亮黑夜

962
00:44:43,602 --> 00:44:47,814
但別得意忘形

963
00:44:48,356 --> 00:44:50,609
千萬別掉以輕心

964
00:44:50,775 --> 00:44:54,738
有一瞬間讓幸福進入你的心

965
00:44:57,073 --> 00:44:59,743
有一瞬間無所顧忌

966
00:44:59,910 --> 00:45:01,870
我想到了,小麵,聽好

967
00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:07,709
小麵...蘋果餡

968
00:45:07,876 --> 00:45:09,586
有人很閒

969
00:45:09,753 --> 00:45:12,255
有人塗鴉牆面

970
00:45:12,422 --> 00:45:17,344
蛇、紅鶴、熊和貴賓犬

971
00:45:17,510 --> 00:45:22,015
唱這首歌會讓妳歡欣雀躍

972
00:45:22,807 --> 00:45:26,102
小麵滴滴,小麵滴答

973
00:45:26,269 --> 00:45:27,103
威利

974
00:45:27,270 --> 00:45:31,942
我們在一起玩得好開心

975
00:45:32,525 --> 00:45:34,361
謝謝,愛比佳

976
00:45:34,527 --> 00:45:39,241
- 有一瞬間,我的生活天翻地覆
- 小麵...蘋果餡

977
00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:42,827
有人很閒,有人塗鴉牆面

978
00:45:42,994 --> 00:45:46,122
- 有一瞬間
- 蛇、紅鶴

979
00:45:46,248 --> 00:45:48,917
- 雙腳彷彿離開地面
- 熊和貴賓犬

980
00:45:49,084 --> 00:45:52,712
唱這首歌會讓你歡欣雀躍

981
00:45:52,879 --> 00:45:57,759
- 他是唯一的美事
- 小麵滴滴,小麵滴答

982
00:45:57,926 --> 00:46:03,223
- 我終於遇到好運
- 我們在一起玩得好開心

983
00:46:43,305 --> 00:46:44,180
局長

984
00:46:44,306 --> 00:46:46,516
你想問話的人是何方神聖?

985
00:46:53,398 --> 00:46:55,191
有一瞬間

986
00:46:56,318 --> 00:47:00,989
生活似乎沒那麼糟糕

987
00:47:02,365 --> 00:47:04,743
有一瞬間

988
00:47:05,702 --> 00:47:10,707
我彷彿忘記悲傷

989
00:47:14,127 --> 00:47:15,503
旺卡先生

990
00:47:15,670 --> 00:47:17,130
借一步說話

991
00:47:17,297 --> 00:47:19,341
沒問題,警官

992
00:47:19,507 --> 00:47:21,218
- 請先離開,艾費伯
- 長官,確定嗎?

993
00:47:21,384 --> 00:47:24,054
對,這是我和旺卡先生的私事

994
00:47:24,221 --> 00:47:25,805
- 妳最好快走,小麵
- 可是威利...

995
00:47:25,972 --> 00:47:28,225
別擔心我,更難搞的情況我都搞定過

996
00:47:28,391 --> 00:47:29,434
我們在推車集合

997
00:47:31,019 --> 00:47:31,853
請說,警官

998
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,021
如果是愛比佳的事...

999
00:47:33,230 --> 00:47:34,606
我有一則訊息給你,小子

1000
00:47:36,942 --> 00:47:40,028
不准在這個鎮上賣巧克力

1001
00:47:41,613 --> 00:47:42,530
聽懂沒?

1002
00:47:43,823 --> 00:47:45,450
恐怕沒聽懂

1003
00:47:45,617 --> 00:47:49,663
真敢講,糖果哥?我說

1004
00:47:50,205 --> 00:47:52,582
不准賣巧克力

1005
00:47:53,917 --> 00:47:55,460
這次聽懂沒?

1006
00:47:55,627 --> 00:47:57,337
我耳朵進水了

1007
00:47:59,172 --> 00:48:01,007
是喔,真是的

1008
00:48:01,174 --> 00:48:02,634
合情合理

1009
00:48:03,301 --> 00:48:05,387
聽著,抱歉

1010
00:48:05,554 --> 00:48:07,264
我失控了

1011
00:48:07,389 --> 00:48:09,933
其實我不想當壞人

1012
00:48:10,100 --> 00:48:11,685
我也不希望你當壞人

1013
00:48:11,851 --> 00:48:13,395
但我還是要捎給你訊息

1014
00:48:13,562 --> 00:48:15,605
敢繼續在鎮上賣巧克力

1015
00:48:15,772 --> 00:48:17,774
你的懲罰就不只是當頭一棒

1016
00:48:18,316 --> 00:48:19,651
我沒有被當頭一棒啊

1017
00:48:21,778 --> 00:48:23,655
我今天有事嗎?我...

1018
00:48:24,155 --> 00:48:25,740
- 等我一下好嗎?
- 好

1019
00:48:28,827 --> 00:48:30,745
布利奇閣下

1020
00:48:30,912 --> 00:48:31,997
史瓜比太太

1021
00:48:32,163 --> 00:48:37,127
妳的雙眸宛如卡士達碗裡的兩顆兔屎

1022
00:48:37,294 --> 00:48:39,170
{\an8}你好會寫情詩

1023
00:48:39,963 --> 00:48:40,964
{\an8}樓下見

1024
00:48:41,131 --> 00:48:42,132
媽媽咪呀

1025
00:48:43,884 --> 00:48:44,718
旺卡先生

1026
00:48:44,885 --> 00:48:46,511
很高興你回來了

1027
00:48:47,387 --> 00:48:49,014
- 我沒遲到吧?
- 沒有

1028
00:48:49,180 --> 00:48:50,682
時間抓得嘟嘟好

1029
00:48:50,849 --> 00:48:52,225
提多有盡本分嗎?

1030
00:48:52,392 --> 00:48:54,477
事實上提多是隻好狗狗

1031
00:48:54,644 --> 00:48:56,605
生產率提高三成

1032
00:48:56,771 --> 00:48:58,148
我們下午都在打混

1033
00:48:58,315 --> 00:48:59,316
但這不是重點

1034
00:48:59,482 --> 00:49:00,692
這才是重點

1035
00:49:00,859 --> 00:49:02,152
- 別插嘴,賴瑞
- 拍謝

1036
00:49:02,319 --> 00:49:03,194
重點是

1037
00:49:03,486 --> 00:49:04,946
你去哪了?

1038
00:49:05,113 --> 00:49:07,115
為何你身上有長頸鹿的味道?

1039
00:49:08,116 --> 00:49:09,618
我想我欠你們一個解釋

1040
00:49:10,368 --> 00:49:11,369
實際上

1041
00:49:11,536 --> 00:49:12,829
我是巧克力製造商

1042
00:49:12,996 --> 00:49:14,331
不只是普通的巧克力

1043
00:49:14,497 --> 00:49:16,249
是全世界最棒的巧克力

1044
00:49:16,416 --> 00:49:18,877
小麵過獎了,但她說得對

1045
00:49:19,044 --> 00:49:20,212
巧奪天工

1046
00:49:20,378 --> 00:49:23,340
我們計畫賣巧克力還清債務

1047
00:49:23,506 --> 00:49:25,967
起碼有此計畫,直到...

1048
00:49:26,134 --> 00:49:29,971
讓我猜猜,你們遇上警察局長?

1049
00:49:30,513 --> 00:49:31,473
你怎麼知道?

1050
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:34,809
因為我曾是斯洛華斯的會計師

1051
00:49:34,976 --> 00:49:38,355
他本來的記帳員請了一週病假

1052
00:49:38,521 --> 00:49:39,356
請到車站

1053
00:49:39,522 --> 00:49:42,567
我奉命大老遠去接替他

1054
00:49:42,734 --> 00:49:47,155
晚安,斯洛華斯先生
我只需要你的簽名

1055
00:49:47,364 --> 00:49:49,366
看似一項簡單工作

1056
00:49:50,617 --> 00:49:52,619
直到我發現

1057
00:49:52,786 --> 00:49:54,871
有兩套記帳本

1058
00:49:55,038 --> 00:49:56,957
一套是給當局

1059
00:49:57,457 --> 00:49:59,626
另一套是真正的帳

1060
00:50:00,460 --> 00:50:06,174
斯洛華斯、菲克古伯和普諾斯
多年來串通一氣

1061
00:50:06,341 --> 00:50:08,927
可說是壟斷的巧克力集團

1062
00:50:09,094 --> 00:50:11,179
他們在巧克力裡攙水

1063
00:50:11,346 --> 00:50:15,809
再把多餘部分存在
大教堂底下的祕密地窖

1064
00:50:15,976 --> 00:50:18,603
全天候由一名腐敗教士看守

1065
00:50:18,770 --> 00:50:22,190
{\an8}還有五百名巧克力控修士

1066
00:50:23,400 --> 00:50:26,319
進入的唯一途徑是搭祕密電梯到地下

1067
00:50:26,486 --> 00:50:29,322
通過鑰匙大姐

1068
00:50:29,698 --> 00:50:33,618
這名地下哨兵多年沒見過陽光

1069
00:50:33,785 --> 00:50:34,661
晚安

1070
00:50:34,828 --> 00:50:37,789
下面有好幾萬公升的巧克力

1071
00:50:37,956 --> 00:50:40,208
被集團用來賄賂...

1072
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,293
(用巧克力支付)

1073
00:50:41,459 --> 00:50:43,545
勒索和恐嚇競爭者

1074
00:50:44,170 --> 00:50:47,048
管他的,就算是小學生擋路,下次...

1075
00:50:47,215 --> 00:50:48,383
油門催下去

1076
00:50:48,550 --> 00:50:49,384
糖果小姐?

1077
00:50:49,551 --> 00:50:50,677
早安,斯洛華斯先生

1078
00:50:50,844 --> 00:50:54,097
今後我會把帳本放在地窖

1079
00:50:54,264 --> 00:50:55,265
沒問題,老闆

1080
00:50:56,892 --> 00:50:57,934
原來愛算伯來了?

1081
00:50:59,769 --> 00:51:00,687
什麼事?

1082
00:51:00,854 --> 00:51:02,063
你被開除了

1083
00:51:04,232 --> 00:51:05,233
沒問題,老闆

1084
00:51:06,902 --> 00:51:08,612
很遺憾,旺卡先生

1085
00:51:08,778 --> 00:51:11,865
但他們正中你的罩門

1086
00:51:12,032 --> 00:51:14,659
你的店一定要賣巧克力

1087
00:51:14,826 --> 00:51:18,538
但你要有店才能賣巧克力

1088
00:51:21,207 --> 00:51:23,335
小麵...

1089
00:51:26,004 --> 00:51:27,005
什麼事,威利?

1090
00:51:27,172 --> 00:51:28,048
小心

1091
00:51:34,846 --> 00:51:36,014
這是幹嘛?

1092
00:51:36,514 --> 00:51:39,935
妳的工資,終生吃到飽,記得吧?

1093
00:51:40,101 --> 00:51:41,519
你不必勉強

1094
00:51:41,686 --> 00:51:42,520
我當然要了

1095
00:51:42,687 --> 00:51:44,022
我說到做到

1096
00:51:45,148 --> 00:51:47,359
謝謝

1097
00:51:47,525 --> 00:51:48,777
我也有東西給你

1098
00:51:48,944 --> 00:51:49,778
給我?

1099
00:51:55,825 --> 00:51:56,910
這是什麼?

1100
00:51:57,077 --> 00:51:57,953
半滿的杯子?

1101
00:51:58,119 --> 00:51:59,204
拿反了

1102
00:52:00,038 --> 00:52:00,997
空空的杯子

1103
00:52:01,539 --> 00:52:02,457
是“A”

1104
00:52:02,624 --> 00:52:03,833
你要學的第一個字母

1105
00:52:04,000 --> 00:52:05,877
我要教你識字

1106
00:52:06,044 --> 00:52:07,045
小麵

1107
00:52:07,212 --> 00:52:09,464
我可不能讓我的合夥人被老虎吃掉

1108
00:52:09,631 --> 00:52:11,550
或是差點被吃掉

1109
00:52:11,716 --> 00:52:12,801
所以我們還是合夥人?

1110
00:52:12,968 --> 00:52:15,887
當然,但我們要想出辦法賣巧克力

1111
00:52:16,054 --> 00:52:18,807
每次警察出現,你就要憑空消失

1112
00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:20,600
就像魔術師

1113
00:52:21,226 --> 00:52:22,060
沒錯

1114
00:52:22,227 --> 00:52:24,062
對,但在台上是一回事

1115
00:52:24,229 --> 00:52:28,191
有繩索、滑輪和暗門
街上什麼都沒有

1116
00:52:28,358 --> 00:52:30,318
那可不一定

1117
00:52:30,527 --> 00:52:32,320
整個城市都有暗門

1118
00:52:32,529 --> 00:52:34,155
又稱為水溝

1119
00:52:34,322 --> 00:52:36,992
我很樂意帶你晃晃
要不要分我一杯羹?

1120
00:52:37,158 --> 00:52:38,618
如果你想雇人

1121
00:52:38,785 --> 00:52:41,705
我會放手一搏追回我老婆

1122
00:52:41,871 --> 00:52:46,918
小的不才,但我能學在水裡說話

1123
00:52:47,085 --> 00:52:50,881
如果你需要溝通高手,交給我

1124
00:52:51,047 --> 00:52:52,173
洛蒂?

1125
00:52:53,216 --> 00:52:54,509
怎樣?你們幹嘛都盯著我?

1126
00:52:54,676 --> 00:52:56,761
我不知道她會說話

1127
00:52:56,928 --> 00:52:59,055
- 我以為妳是演默劇的
- 不是

1128
00:52:59,222 --> 00:53:01,975
我其實當過接線生

1129
00:53:02,142 --> 00:53:04,269
我以前很長舌

1130
00:53:05,103 --> 00:53:06,229
但來到這裡後

1131
00:53:07,647 --> 00:53:09,524
我就沒啥可聊的

1132
00:53:09,691 --> 00:53:13,320
我不忍心潑你們冷水

1133
00:53:13,486 --> 00:53:15,822
但如果史瓜比太太發現你們想逃走

1134
00:53:15,989 --> 00:53:19,868
你們就會蹲雞舍半年,要想清楚

1135
00:53:20,035 --> 00:53:23,038
別衝動加入這個瞎計畫

1136
00:53:23,204 --> 00:53:27,584
這才不瞎,愛算伯
威利的巧克力無與倫比

1137
00:53:27,751 --> 00:53:28,835
試試

1138
00:53:29,336 --> 00:53:30,837
妳人真好,小麵

1139
00:53:31,004 --> 00:53:33,340
我才不在意他的巧克力有多好吃

1140
00:53:35,133 --> 00:53:36,301
哪時要開始?

1141
00:53:47,979 --> 00:53:49,856
我要開口了,芭芭拉

1142
00:53:50,023 --> 00:53:51,441
妳願意嫁給我嗎?

1143
00:53:52,525 --> 00:53:53,652
我不確定,柯林

1144
00:53:53,818 --> 00:53:55,362
你是暖男,但我的白馬王子...

1145
00:53:55,528 --> 00:53:56,947
要讓我神魂顛倒

1146
00:53:57,113 --> 00:53:59,199
帶我展開冒險的人生

1147
00:53:59,741 --> 00:54:01,034
那會是你嗎?

1148
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:02,494
不是

1149
00:54:03,745 --> 00:54:06,289
因為我長期缺乏自信

1150
00:54:06,456 --> 00:54:08,083
我最好閃人

1151
00:54:08,250 --> 00:54:10,710
- 可是柯林...
- 抱歉浪費妳的時間,芭芭拉

1152
00:54:11,545 --> 00:54:12,587
計程車

1153
00:54:19,010 --> 00:54:20,220
先生,需要什麼?

1154
00:54:20,387 --> 00:54:21,513
服務生

1155
00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:24,307
有什麼能撫平破碎的心嗎?

1156
00:54:25,225 --> 00:54:29,271
招不到計程車,美眉把你當魯蛇

1157
00:54:29,437 --> 00:54:32,816
你又濕又冷,歲月催人老
信心被擊垮

1158
00:54:32,983 --> 00:54:33,817
所言不假

1159
00:54:33,984 --> 00:54:37,696
別人看你時,把你當空氣

1160
00:54:37,862 --> 00:54:42,158
或是你就像他們鞋底發現的污垢

1161
00:54:42,325 --> 00:54:43,535
你在跟蹤我嗎?

1162
00:54:43,702 --> 00:54:47,372
讓我來消憂愁,我的長頸鹿馬卡龍

1163
00:54:47,539 --> 00:54:51,376
冒個險,你就會蛻變翩翩起舞

1164
00:54:51,543 --> 00:54:55,380
揮別渺小和膽怯畏縮的感覺

1165
00:54:55,547 --> 00:55:00,385
吃個幾塊,你就會感覺像巨人

1166
00:55:01,511 --> 00:55:05,307
喔,有巧克力

1167
00:55:05,473 --> 00:55:06,808
迷人的巧克力

1168
00:55:07,934 --> 00:55:10,145
只有旺卡能讓你信心飆升

1169
00:55:10,312 --> 00:55:11,605
他根本不在這裡工作

1170
00:55:11,771 --> 00:55:15,400
伸手掏腰包,來買旺卡巧克力

1171
00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,777
女士,只要一個香吻

1172
00:55:17,944 --> 00:55:19,279
我願意,請吧

1173
00:55:19,446 --> 00:55:22,824
- 你從未吃過這種巧克力
- 沒錯

1174
00:55:22,991 --> 00:55:26,995
我們從未吃過這種巧克力

1175
00:55:35,045 --> 00:55:36,880
- 吃過新口味嗎?
- 還沒

1176
00:55:37,047 --> 00:55:38,798
妳非得試試

1177
00:55:38,965 --> 00:55:42,928
吃一顆,凡事變成百老匯秀

1178
00:55:44,137 --> 00:55:45,722
讓你驚訝的消息

1179
00:55:45,889 --> 00:55:47,432
讓你捧腹的笑話

1180
00:55:47,599 --> 00:55:50,977
你整天的一言一行都是精心編排

1181
00:55:52,437 --> 00:55:54,189
掉頭髮,心傷悲

1182
00:55:54,356 --> 00:55:55,941
感覺頭頂冷風吹

1183
00:55:56,107 --> 00:55:57,734
別氣餒,我準備

1184
00:55:57,901 --> 00:55:59,611
看呀,我的護髮閃電泡芙

1185
00:55:59,778 --> 00:56:02,989
由馬尼拉市場的香草粉製成

1186
00:56:03,156 --> 00:56:06,243
小心,吃超過三塊會變成大猩猩

1187
00:56:08,662 --> 00:56:10,705
喔,有巧克力

1188
00:56:10,872 --> 00:56:11,998
迷人的巧克力

1189
00:56:13,083 --> 00:56:15,627
只有旺卡能讓你不分晝夜搖擺

1190
00:56:18,755 --> 00:56:21,091
伸手掏腰包,來買旺卡巧克力

1191
00:56:21,258 --> 00:56:24,761
別唱了,記得所有人都要搜身

1192
00:56:25,303 --> 00:56:28,473
你吃過這種巧克力嗎?

1193
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:33,645
我從未吃過這種巧克力

1194
00:56:33,812 --> 00:56:35,188
伸手掏腰包

1195
00:56:35,355 --> 00:56:38,483
來買旺卡巧克力,伸手掏腰包

1196
00:56:38,650 --> 00:56:41,945
來買旺卡巧克力,伸手掏腰包

1197
00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:45,615
來買旺卡巧克力,伸手掏腰包

1198
00:56:45,782 --> 00:56:47,158
來買巧克力

1199
00:56:47,325 --> 00:56:50,078
識字能讀寫,不識字要學

1200
00:56:50,245 --> 00:56:51,079
(貓)

1201
00:56:51,246 --> 00:56:52,872
告訴我這是什麼字

1202
00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:53,957
完全不會

1203
00:56:55,083 --> 00:56:57,085
這是母音,這是子音

1204
00:56:57,252 --> 00:56:59,129
講什麼?妳亂說一通

1205
00:56:59,296 --> 00:57:02,632
我快沒轍了

1206
00:57:02,799 --> 00:57:06,136
但你從未賣出這麼多巧克力

1207
00:57:07,596 --> 00:57:09,723
- 喔,有巧克力
- 我懂

1208
00:57:09,890 --> 00:57:11,641
- 迷人的巧克力
- 完全正確

1209
00:57:11,808 --> 00:57:14,519
就是旺卡害我們的業績慘兮兮

1210
00:57:14,686 --> 00:57:15,896
對,我想鄭重聲明

1211
00:57:16,062 --> 00:57:17,689
如果我們不占上風

1212
00:57:17,856 --> 00:57:18,690
我們就會破產

1213
00:57:18,857 --> 00:57:19,691
巧克力末日

1214
00:57:19,858 --> 00:57:21,985
我們將不復存在

1215
00:57:22,152 --> 00:57:23,528
可是各位

1216
00:57:23,695 --> 00:57:26,114
你們從未吃過這種巧克力

1217
00:57:26,281 --> 00:57:30,243
沒錯,我們從未吃過這種巧克力

1218
00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:33,204
- 喔,有巧克力
- 喔,有巧克力

1219
00:57:33,371 --> 00:57:35,332
- 迷人的巧克力
- 迷人的巧克力

1220
00:57:35,498 --> 00:57:39,044
只有我會幫你娶到美嬌娘

1221
00:57:40,003 --> 00:57:41,546
我們才剛喜結連理

1222
00:57:41,713 --> 00:57:44,049
這全要歸功於旺卡巧克力

1223
00:57:44,216 --> 00:57:47,344
邁向幸福人生

1224
00:57:47,510 --> 00:57:50,555
你從未吃過這種巧克力

1225
00:57:50,722 --> 00:57:54,309
沒錯,我們從未吃過這種巧克力

1226
00:57:54,476 --> 00:57:58,063
你吃過這種巧克力嗎?

1227
00:57:58,230 --> 00:58:01,650
沒錯,我們從未吃過這種巧克力

1228
00:58:02,734 --> 00:58:07,572
沒錯,我們從未吃過這種巧克力

1229
00:58:16,331 --> 00:58:18,041
他在哪?他去哪了?

1230
00:58:29,886 --> 00:58:31,972
原來就是用這一招

1231
00:58:32,973 --> 00:58:33,807
艾費伯

1232
00:58:33,974 --> 00:58:37,102
全市每個水溝口都派人守著

1233
00:58:37,269 --> 00:58:38,603
長官,你確定嗎?

1234
00:58:38,770 --> 00:58:41,231
我們不是該專心調查謀殺懸案嗎?

1235
00:58:41,398 --> 00:58:44,067
不,這事最優先

1236
00:58:48,572 --> 00:58:51,449
麻煩了,扶我起來,用力

1237
00:58:51,616 --> 00:58:54,452
這兩週我少說胖了68公斤

1238
00:59:59,559 --> 01:00:00,560
逮到了

1239
01:00:01,269 --> 01:00:02,229
什麼鬼?

1240
01:00:02,395 --> 01:00:03,647
放我出去

1241
01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:05,148
我要求釋放

1242
01:00:05,315 --> 01:00:07,150
不得了,會說話耶

1243
01:00:07,317 --> 01:00:10,278
我當然會說話
放我出去,否則我要尖叫了

1244
01:00:10,445 --> 01:00:12,113
- 哇塞
- 放我出去

1245
01:00:12,280 --> 01:00:14,824
先讓我看個仔細

1246
01:00:16,576 --> 01:00:17,410
哇塞

1247
01:00:17,577 --> 01:00:18,453
晚安

1248
01:00:18,620 --> 01:00:21,331
原來你就是跟蹤我的古怪小人

1249
01:00:21,498 --> 01:00:23,667
“古怪小人”?太過分了

1250
01:00:23,833 --> 01:00:26,836
聽好了,我的身材佼好

1251
01:00:27,003 --> 01:00:28,588
就歐帕倫普人來說

1252
01:00:28,755 --> 01:00:29,589
歐帕蝦米碗糕?

1253
01:00:29,756 --> 01:00:31,007
其實在倫普國

1254
01:00:31,132 --> 01:00:33,301
我是公認的高個子

1255
01:00:33,468 --> 01:00:34,678
江湖人稱高富帥

1256
01:00:35,220 --> 01:00:37,305
所以請別再盯著人家看

1257
01:00:37,472 --> 01:00:39,599
好像我是你手帕裡發現的污漬

1258
01:00:39,766 --> 01:00:43,228
這令我不酥胡,說實話,沒禮貌

1259
01:00:44,938 --> 01:00:46,356
- 抱歉
- 快放我出來

1260
01:00:46,523 --> 01:00:50,569
你絕對無權隨便關住無辜的陌生人

1261
01:00:50,735 --> 01:00:51,570
無辜?

1262
01:00:51,736 --> 01:00:54,281
等等,你偷我的東西好幾年了

1263
01:00:54,447 --> 01:00:55,782
是你起頭的

1264
01:00:55,949 --> 01:00:56,866
我?

1265
01:00:57,033 --> 01:00:58,577
你偷了我們的可可豆

1266
01:00:59,411 --> 01:01:00,745
你在說什麼?

1267
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,874
你是說你根本不記得了?

1268
01:01:05,041 --> 01:01:06,293
記得什麼?

1269
01:01:06,835 --> 01:01:08,169
那一天你...

1270
01:01:09,754 --> 01:01:10,839
毀了我的人生

1271
01:01:11,673 --> 01:01:13,675
我不記得了

1272
01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:17,095
年輕人,那我來回復你的記憶

1273
01:01:17,262 --> 01:01:20,056
以一首琅琅上口的歌娓娓道來

1274
01:01:20,223 --> 01:01:22,350
你聽了就永遠不會忘

1275
01:01:23,351 --> 01:01:24,686
人家不太想聽

1276
01:01:24,853 --> 01:01:29,316
來不及了,我已經跳起舞
我們一跳就停不下來

1277
01:01:31,151 --> 01:01:34,821
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪嘟

1278
01:01:34,988 --> 01:01:38,158
我為你說個悲慘故事

1279
01:01:38,325 --> 01:01:41,536
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪滴

1280
01:01:41,703 --> 01:01:44,998
你夠聰明就會聽我說

1281
01:01:45,165 --> 01:01:48,251
親愛倫普國蒼翠繁茂

1282
01:01:48,418 --> 01:01:51,504
可惜不利於生產可可豆

1283
01:01:51,671 --> 01:01:55,091
看守珍貴庫存是我的使命

1284
01:01:55,258 --> 01:01:56,426
你前來

1285
01:01:56,593 --> 01:01:58,845
偷光不留餘地

1286
01:01:59,012 --> 01:02:00,430
你怎麼不制止我?

1287
01:02:00,597 --> 01:02:01,848
也許我打盹了

1288
01:02:02,015 --> 01:02:05,310
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪嗲

1289
01:02:05,477 --> 01:02:08,647
我醒來就被趕得遠遠

1290
01:02:08,813 --> 01:02:11,858
我蒙受恥辱,遭到放逐

1291
01:02:12,025 --> 01:02:16,446
除非我能千倍奉還我朋友

1292
01:02:16,613 --> 01:02:18,865
千倍?別鬧了

1293
01:02:19,032 --> 01:02:20,825
再說一次

1294
01:02:20,992 --> 01:02:23,370
千倍奉還

1295
01:02:25,038 --> 01:02:25,956
哇塞

1296
01:02:27,290 --> 01:02:28,124
倫普先生

1297
01:02:28,291 --> 01:02:29,876
如果你真覺得那是合理處罰

1298
01:02:30,043 --> 01:02:31,336
只拿三顆豆子

1299
01:02:31,503 --> 01:02:32,671
是四顆豆子

1300
01:02:32,837 --> 01:02:33,672
四顆豆子

1301
01:02:33,838 --> 01:02:35,674
那我們一定能達成某種協議

1302
01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,842
但我不能給你全數貨品

1303
01:02:38,301 --> 01:02:39,761
我還有人要顧到

1304
01:02:42,013 --> 01:02:43,056
很好

1305
01:02:43,557 --> 01:02:44,808
這樣好了

1306
01:02:44,975 --> 01:02:48,478
你放我出來,我們能像君子一樣討論

1307
01:02:50,272 --> 01:02:51,314
好

1308
01:02:53,692 --> 01:02:58,697
謝謝,你能好心
把那個小煎鍋遞給我嗎?

1309
01:02:59,281 --> 01:03:00,198
這個?

1310
01:03:00,365 --> 01:03:02,158
不,請拿比較重的那個

1311
01:03:02,325 --> 01:03:03,285
好

1312
01:03:04,119 --> 01:03:07,330
由衷感謝,挺重的吧?

1313
01:03:07,497 --> 01:03:08,832
靠近一點

1314
01:03:09,165 --> 01:03:10,250
沒錯,再近...

1315
01:03:10,417 --> 01:03:11,501
- 再來,貼過來
- 好

1316
01:03:11,668 --> 01:03:13,712
- 可以了
- 什麼?

1317
01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:22,053
歐帕倫普人不談判,再會,先生

1318
01:03:22,220 --> 01:03:23,471
那是我最後一罐了

1319
01:03:23,638 --> 01:03:25,765
我說再會

1320
01:03:28,727 --> 01:03:29,603
他回來了?

1321
01:03:30,186 --> 01:03:33,565
對,小麵
但這次我設了陷阱,逮他個正著

1322
01:03:34,232 --> 01:03:35,358
那他在哪?

1323
01:03:35,525 --> 01:03:37,611
我們有點爭執,他贏了

1324
01:03:37,777 --> 01:03:40,405
用煎鍋敲我的頭,然後跳出窗外

1325
01:03:40,572 --> 01:03:42,574
最好是呢

1326
01:03:43,700 --> 01:03:44,701
妳不相信我,是吧?

1327
01:03:45,285 --> 01:03:46,578
說實話?不信

1328
01:03:46,745 --> 01:03:47,579
不信

1329
01:03:47,746 --> 01:03:48,580
不信

1330
01:03:48,747 --> 01:03:49,581
不信

1331
01:03:49,748 --> 01:03:50,624
肯定不信

1332
01:03:50,790 --> 01:03:51,625
不過呢

1333
01:03:51,791 --> 01:03:55,128
既然這樣,今天乾脆不賣巧克力

1334
01:03:55,295 --> 01:03:56,338
怎麼說?

1335
01:03:56,504 --> 01:03:57,505
你知道那家店嗎?

1336
01:03:57,672 --> 01:03:59,132
你一直夢想的那家店?

1337
01:04:14,773 --> 01:04:19,778
我知道你在想什麼
確實需要花點功夫

1338
01:04:21,238 --> 01:04:23,406
看起來水漏了20年

1339
01:04:23,573 --> 01:04:25,367
天花板塌陷了

1340
01:04:25,533 --> 01:04:27,827
上面兩層的天花板也都塌陷了

1341
01:04:27,994 --> 01:04:30,121
這表示我們負擔得起

1342
01:04:30,288 --> 01:04:31,706
只要一週就夠了

1343
01:04:31,873 --> 01:04:33,416
然後我們就能合法持有

1344
01:04:33,583 --> 01:04:36,169
警察不再有藉口繼續找我們麻煩

1345
01:04:37,504 --> 01:04:39,548
你覺得呢,威利?

1346
01:04:40,090 --> 01:04:41,091
你喜歡嗎?

1347
01:04:43,301 --> 01:04:44,594
我喜歡嗎?

1348
01:04:47,847 --> 01:04:49,683
小麵,這跟我想像的一模一樣

1349
01:04:49,849 --> 01:04:53,144
不,刪掉,比我想像的還好

1350
01:04:53,311 --> 01:04:54,354
看看這個地方

1351
01:04:54,521 --> 01:04:56,773
是有點破爛, 但潛力十足

1352
01:04:56,940 --> 01:04:58,942
房子,你記住我的話

1353
01:04:59,109 --> 01:05:01,903
這會是世人見過最棒的巧克力店

1354
01:05:02,779 --> 01:05:04,864
妳的刷洗日子不久了,小麵

1355
01:05:05,031 --> 01:05:05,949
我們都會獲得自由

1356
01:05:06,116 --> 01:05:07,784
像紅鶴一樣自由

1357
01:05:20,005 --> 01:05:23,049
包括小女孩共有六人

1358
01:05:23,216 --> 01:05:25,302
她似乎是行動主腦

1359
01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:28,763
他們的基地是
名為史瓜比與布里區的洗衣店

1360
01:05:29,681 --> 01:05:30,599
史瓜比?

1361
01:05:30,765 --> 01:05:31,683
沒錯

1362
01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,018
怎樣,你知道?

1363
01:05:33,184 --> 01:05:35,312
事實上我知道

1364
01:05:35,437 --> 01:05:39,065
他們只是租店面
我不能合法動他們,但非法的事

1365
01:05:39,232 --> 01:05:41,568
我很樂意為各位效勞

1366
01:05:41,735 --> 01:05:43,194
想讓他們都出點小意外嗎?

1367
01:05:43,361 --> 01:05:44,529
致死意外?

1368
01:05:44,696 --> 01:05:47,616
舉手之勞,但你們要付出更多巧克力

1369
01:05:47,782 --> 01:05:48,700
沒問題,局長

1370
01:05:48,867 --> 01:05:51,453
對了,我會很感激能預付

1371
01:05:51,620 --> 01:05:53,246
上次你們給我的那幾盒

1372
01:05:53,997 --> 01:05:54,831
都吃光了

1373
01:05:55,332 --> 01:05:56,166
全部?

1374
01:05:56,333 --> 01:05:59,336
這三天我一直在舔小空盒

1375
01:05:59,502 --> 01:06:01,546
原本以為會有相同快感

1376
01:06:02,255 --> 01:06:03,089
結果沒有

1377
01:06:04,966 --> 01:06:08,345
瞭解,局長,貨源會不斷

1378
01:06:08,470 --> 01:06:10,055
你先待命

1379
01:06:10,222 --> 01:06:12,015
我們在時機成熟時會通知你

1380
01:06:18,647 --> 01:06:19,689
怎麼了,亞瑟?

1381
01:06:19,856 --> 01:06:20,982
那個女孩

1382
01:06:21,149 --> 01:06:23,360
你不會當真以為是她吧?

1383
01:06:24,402 --> 01:06:25,528
我認為是

1384
01:06:25,695 --> 01:06:28,782
你一直向我們保證她不會是問題

1385
01:06:28,949 --> 01:06:30,909
他說得對,你有向我們保證

1386
01:06:31,076 --> 01:06:31,993
那她就不妨礙

1387
01:06:32,661 --> 01:06:33,995
旺卡也是

1388
01:06:34,162 --> 01:06:37,374
我會親自搞定

1389
01:06:39,876 --> 01:06:41,127
是誰?想幹嘛?

1390
01:06:44,589 --> 01:06:46,174
斯洛華斯先生

1391
01:06:46,967 --> 01:06:48,635
請稍候,先生

1392
01:06:49,594 --> 01:06:50,929
晚安

1393
01:06:51,096 --> 01:06:51,930
晚安

1394
01:06:52,097 --> 01:06:53,223
是誰啊,寶貝?

1395
01:06:54,683 --> 01:06:55,559
阿娘喂

1396
01:06:55,725 --> 01:06:56,935
是斯洛華斯先生

1397
01:06:57,686 --> 01:06:59,271
我們何等榮幸啊

1398
01:06:59,437 --> 01:07:02,148
你們有位客人, 旺卡先生

1399
01:07:02,315 --> 01:07:05,443
他在女傭的協助下
偷溜出去賣巧克力

1400
01:07:05,610 --> 01:07:07,112
那個小搗蛋

1401
01:07:07,279 --> 01:07:08,405
沒錯

1402
01:07:08,905 --> 01:07:12,117
我想請你們幫我終止他們的...

1403
01:07:12,450 --> 01:07:13,660
生意

1404
01:07:23,253 --> 01:07:24,671
開始了,媽媽

1405
01:07:34,890 --> 01:07:37,559
先生女士,向各位問好

1406
01:07:37,726 --> 01:07:40,687
歡迎來到旺卡巧克力店

1407
01:07:40,854 --> 01:07:45,859
有驚喜商品等著你
裡裡外外都是驚喜

1408
01:07:46,026 --> 01:07:46,943
什麼?

1409
01:07:47,736 --> 01:07:48,820
裡面嗎?

1410
01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:50,947
聽我唱來

1411
01:07:52,741 --> 01:07:56,161
閉上眼睛,數到十

1412
01:07:58,413 --> 01:08:01,625
現在許個願

1413
01:08:02,459 --> 01:08:03,752
睜開眼睛

1414
01:08:06,129 --> 01:08:10,508
這是一家與眾不同的店

1415
01:08:10,675 --> 01:08:14,888
要不然我才懶得開店

1416
01:08:15,722 --> 01:08:19,643
巧克力灌木、巧克力樹

1417
01:08:19,808 --> 01:08:23,688
巧克力花和巧克力蜜蜂

1418
01:08:24,813 --> 01:08:26,482
巧克力回憶

1419
01:08:27,359 --> 01:08:30,362
珍藏在一個男孩心裡

1420
01:08:33,281 --> 01:08:36,159
在巧克力融化前

1421
01:08:36,326 --> 01:08:40,496
你的小天地

1422
01:08:40,621 --> 01:08:43,792
能安心休息

1423
01:08:45,377 --> 01:08:48,420
你的小天地

1424
01:08:49,798 --> 01:08:51,758
你能自由來去

1425
01:08:54,302 --> 01:08:57,347
不管你去哪

1426
01:08:58,682 --> 01:09:02,227
命運如何帶領

1427
01:09:03,270 --> 01:09:05,397
這就是你的家

1428
01:09:07,524 --> 01:09:10,151
你的小天地

1429
01:09:17,741 --> 01:09:19,369
你內心的小孩

1430
01:09:19,536 --> 01:09:22,080
遺留下來

1431
01:09:22,246 --> 01:09:26,250
這裡有滿心好奇的孩子

1432
01:09:26,418 --> 01:09:31,005
這裡有已失去的神奇

1433
01:09:31,172 --> 01:09:33,758
曾經真實的魔力

1434
01:09:33,924 --> 01:09:38,388
你的小天地

1435
01:09:38,554 --> 01:09:41,892
隨時歡迎,當你...

1436
01:09:43,226 --> 01:09:45,645
感到孤單

1437
01:09:47,981 --> 01:09:51,860
感到不安

1438
01:09:52,027 --> 01:09:55,113
擁抱未知

1439
01:09:56,573 --> 01:10:00,327
享受冒險

1440
01:10:02,537 --> 01:10:06,791
我們一起漫步雲端

1441
01:10:06,958 --> 01:10:10,712
抓起一把,無拘無束

1442
01:10:11,421 --> 01:10:15,759
棉花糖雲朵甜蜜蜜

1443
01:10:15,926 --> 01:10:20,013
只要雨傘不離手

1444
01:10:20,472 --> 01:10:23,600
就要下起傾盆大雨

1445
01:10:25,060 --> 01:10:26,436
硬糖,軟糖

1446
01:10:26,603 --> 01:10:28,772
茴香球

1447
01:10:28,939 --> 01:10:31,316
煙火施放

1448
01:10:31,483 --> 01:10:35,528
糖條能咀嚼

1449
01:10:37,948 --> 01:10:42,494
彩虹的繽紛色彩

1450
01:10:42,661 --> 01:10:45,038
幸福又甜蜜

1451
01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:49,834
- 我們的小天地
- 我們的小天地

1452
01:10:50,001 --> 01:10:54,172
- 能安心休息
- 能安心休息

1453
01:10:54,339 --> 01:10:58,385
- 我們的小天地
- 我們的小天地

1454
01:10:58,885 --> 01:11:00,512
我們能自由來去

1455
01:11:00,679 --> 01:11:03,098
我們能自由來去

1456
01:11:03,265 --> 01:11:05,100
不管你去哪

1457
01:11:05,267 --> 01:11:07,936
不管你去哪

1458
01:11:08,103 --> 01:11:10,438
命運如何帶領

1459
01:11:10,605 --> 01:11:12,440
命運如何帶領

1460
01:11:12,649 --> 01:11:16,319
這就是我們的家

1461
01:11:16,486 --> 01:11:19,781
我們的小天地

1462
01:11:24,703 --> 01:11:27,622
蘑菇、梨樹、什錦花口味

1463
01:11:27,789 --> 01:11:30,250
總共89元

1464
01:11:30,792 --> 01:11:33,003
物美價廉,兩倍我都買單

1465
01:11:33,169 --> 01:11:36,339
感謝您,怎麼找零?

1466
01:11:36,506 --> 01:11:38,508
零錢或糖果?

1467
01:11:39,175 --> 01:11:40,176
糖果,謝謝

1468
01:11:41,887 --> 01:11:42,971
請享用

1469
01:11:43,805 --> 01:11:46,099
別忘了籃子也能吃

1470
01:11:46,516 --> 01:11:47,934
別插隊啦

1471
01:11:48,101 --> 01:11:50,478
愛算伯,那位客人給了100元

1472
01:11:50,645 --> 01:11:51,938
沒錯,小麵

1473
01:11:53,023 --> 01:11:53,857
下一位

1474
01:11:54,024 --> 01:11:55,025
- 就是我
- 我啦

1475
01:12:00,906 --> 01:12:01,948
旺卡先生?

1476
01:12:02,115 --> 01:12:03,074
什麼事?

1477
01:12:04,284 --> 01:12:05,702
怎麼回事?

1478
01:12:05,869 --> 01:12:07,287
我的天啊

1479
01:12:07,454 --> 01:12:08,580
不可能

1480
01:12:08,747 --> 01:12:09,915
除非是...

1481
01:12:13,209 --> 01:12:14,586
雪人汗水?

1482
01:12:14,753 --> 01:12:15,879
雪人汗水?

1483
01:12:16,046 --> 01:12:17,923
世上最強的生髮水

1484
01:12:18,089 --> 01:12:19,382
我沒有加進去啊

1485
01:12:20,342 --> 01:12:22,844
先生女士,請各位注意

1486
01:12:23,011 --> 01:12:24,888
製程上似乎出錯了

1487
01:12:25,055 --> 01:12:26,640
誰都別吃花

1488
01:12:28,016 --> 01:12:28,850
不行嗎?

1489
01:12:29,017 --> 01:12:30,518
花怎麼了?

1490
01:12:30,685 --> 01:12:31,853
這傘菌加了什麼?

1491
01:12:32,020 --> 01:12:34,522
我女兒咬了一口,看看她

1492
01:12:34,689 --> 01:12:37,567
巧克力牛奶沒問題,是嗎?

1493
01:12:37,734 --> 01:12:39,986
萬分抱歉,各位,我很難解釋

1494
01:12:41,029 --> 01:12:43,031
但看來巧克力被下毒了

1495
01:12:43,198 --> 01:12:44,074
下毒?

1496
01:12:44,241 --> 01:12:45,075
下毒?

1497
01:12:45,242 --> 01:12:46,368
他給我的孩子下毒

1498
01:12:46,534 --> 01:12:47,994
不是我下毒的

1499
01:12:48,161 --> 01:12:49,746
我要求退錢

1500
01:12:49,913 --> 01:12:50,997
我要求賠償

1501
01:12:51,164 --> 01:12:52,332
我要求報復

1502
01:13:00,340 --> 01:13:01,341
不要,拜託

1503
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:09,307
你害我女兒長鬍子就該得到教訓

1504
01:13:12,561 --> 01:13:14,688
- 救命,我要逃走
- 我會等你

1505
01:13:16,690 --> 01:13:18,358
我相信這看來...

1506
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:21,361
斷了旺卡巧克力店的生路

1507
01:13:41,131 --> 01:13:42,299
我不懂,怎麼會

1508
01:13:44,676 --> 01:13:45,510
怎麼...

1509
01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:47,846
怎麼回事?

1510
01:13:48,013 --> 01:13:48,972
再明顯不過了

1511
01:13:49,723 --> 01:13:51,558
是巧克力集團

1512
01:13:54,561 --> 01:13:56,813
別難過,威利,我們能重建

1513
01:13:57,272 --> 01:13:58,440
我們能重新開始

1514
01:13:58,607 --> 01:14:00,066
沒意義了,小麵

1515
01:14:01,568 --> 01:14:02,819
失敗了

1516
01:14:03,528 --> 01:14:04,613
什麼意思?

1517
01:14:05,113 --> 01:14:06,823
她答應會出現

1518
01:14:08,783 --> 01:14:10,285
但她沒有

1519
01:14:10,827 --> 01:14:12,329
你不會真的以為...

1520
01:14:12,495 --> 01:14:13,496
我真的相信

1521
01:14:16,374 --> 01:14:17,500
愚蠢的夢想

1522
01:14:17,667 --> 01:14:19,961
別說洩氣話,威利,拜託別再...

1523
01:14:20,128 --> 01:14:20,962
來吧,小麵

1524
01:14:21,922 --> 01:14:24,466
我想旺卡先生需要獨處

1525
01:14:33,058 --> 01:14:36,770
(旺卡)

1526
01:14:36,895 --> 01:14:40,941
這世上美好的事都是從夢想開始

1527
01:14:44,569 --> 01:14:46,321
你要堅持自己的夢想

1528
01:14:48,198 --> 01:14:50,450
你與全世界分享巧克力時

1529
01:14:53,411 --> 01:14:55,997
我就會在你身旁

1530
01:14:58,333 --> 01:15:00,627
真可惜,這裡好慘

1531
01:15:03,004 --> 01:15:04,256
你們要負責任吧?

1532
01:15:04,422 --> 01:15:07,509
我們?幫幫忙,頂多是託人

1533
01:15:07,676 --> 01:15:12,681
我們可能慫恿了史瓜比夫人
給你的產品加料

1534
01:15:12,847 --> 01:15:14,558
我們付錢請她下毒

1535
01:15:14,724 --> 01:15:15,684
隨便,感謝,傑若

1536
01:15:15,850 --> 01:15:16,893
不客氣

1537
01:15:17,602 --> 01:15:18,728
那你們來幹嘛?

1538
01:15:19,354 --> 01:15:20,272
來幸災樂禍?

1539
01:15:21,022 --> 01:15:23,358
不,旺卡先生,我才沒空恥笑人

1540
01:15:23,984 --> 01:15:26,486
我們是來跟你談交易的

1541
01:15:27,362 --> 01:15:32,033
這些正是你欠史瓜比夫人的錢

1542
01:15:32,909 --> 01:15:35,161
這是愛算伯欠的錢

1543
01:15:36,079 --> 01:15:37,247
水電工

1544
01:15:37,414 --> 01:15:39,457
接線生

1545
01:15:39,624 --> 01:15:42,669
所謂的喜劇演員

1546
01:15:43,336 --> 01:15:44,921
還有這些

1547
01:15:46,590 --> 01:15:48,049
那個女孩欠的錢

1548
01:15:48,216 --> 01:15:49,968
我們還額外給她一些

1549
01:15:50,135 --> 01:15:53,138
給她地方住,買衣服、玩具...

1550
01:15:54,598 --> 01:15:55,891
書本

1551
01:15:57,350 --> 01:15:59,269
沒錯,旺卡先生

1552
01:15:59,436 --> 01:16:03,648
你能扭轉她的人生,扭轉他們的人生

1553
01:16:05,650 --> 01:16:06,943
我要付出什麼?

1554
01:16:07,777 --> 01:16:08,820
離開本鎮

1555
01:16:09,696 --> 01:16:10,655
還有...

1556
01:16:12,115 --> 01:16:14,701
永遠不准再做巧克力了

1557
01:16:15,660 --> 01:16:17,996
午夜會開船

1558
01:16:18,163 --> 01:16:22,125
為他們和你自己著想吧,記得去搭船

1559
01:16:26,588 --> 01:16:28,215
對不起,小麵

1560
01:16:31,468 --> 01:16:35,430
我想我太得意忘形

1561
01:16:38,600 --> 01:16:40,310
對不起,小麵

1562
01:16:43,438 --> 01:16:47,025
希望妳原諒我悄悄離去

1563
01:16:47,192 --> 01:16:48,693
退房,對吧?

1564
01:16:48,860 --> 01:16:49,694
對

1565
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:56,660
我全心全意

1566
01:16:57,702 --> 01:17:02,040
只想重溫舊夢

1567
01:17:02,207 --> 01:17:04,626
重拾兒時回憶

1568
01:17:09,214 --> 01:17:11,174
對不起,小麵

1569
01:17:17,806 --> 01:17:18,765
旺卡先生

1570
01:17:19,349 --> 01:17:21,434
你的票,單程

1571
01:17:22,143 --> 01:17:23,478
到北極

1572
01:17:23,645 --> 01:17:25,814
是豪華經濟艙

1573
01:17:25,981 --> 01:17:27,440
其實就是經濟艙

1574
01:17:27,607 --> 01:17:30,694
座位較寬敞,贈送一包花生

1575
01:17:30,860 --> 01:17:32,279
有差嗎?

1576
01:17:32,445 --> 01:17:34,573
阿哉,但這些人...

1577
01:17:35,657 --> 01:17:37,242
不必碎嘴講細節了

1578
01:17:37,409 --> 01:17:38,535
再見

1579
01:17:39,494 --> 01:17:40,620
旺卡先生

1580
01:17:58,471 --> 01:17:59,472
謝謝

1581
01:18:15,697 --> 01:18:17,407
(豪華經濟艙)

1582
01:18:33,465 --> 01:18:36,593
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪滴

1583
01:18:36,760 --> 01:18:39,721
我可不坐豪華經濟艙

1584
01:18:39,888 --> 01:18:43,099
大爺我只中意頭等艙

1585
01:18:43,225 --> 01:18:45,852
這就是歐帕倫普

1586
01:18:46,019 --> 01:18:47,646
咚帕迪嘟

1587
01:18:49,522 --> 01:18:50,774
很高興有你做伴

1588
01:18:50,941 --> 01:18:53,485
我可不會讓你離開我視線,威利旺卡

1589
01:18:53,652 --> 01:18:58,365
除非你還清債務
講到這,我帶來好消息

1590
01:18:58,531 --> 01:18:59,366
什麼消息?

1591
01:18:59,532 --> 01:19:01,368
我一直有在記帳

1592
01:19:01,534 --> 01:19:03,870
再一罐,我們就扯平了

1593
01:19:04,037 --> 01:19:09,834
給你優惠,我能接受
半罐好玩的飄浮巧克力

1594
01:19:10,001 --> 01:19:10,961
你運氣不好

1595
01:19:11,127 --> 01:19:13,046
我不能再做巧克力了

1596
01:19:13,213 --> 01:19:16,174
老弟,別說你會遵守那個荒謬條件

1597
01:19:16,341 --> 01:19:17,384
我非得如此

1598
01:19:17,551 --> 01:19:18,718
為了小麵

1599
01:19:19,553 --> 01:19:21,221
我答應她會有更好的生活

1600
01:19:22,305 --> 01:19:23,515
我打勾勾了

1601
01:19:23,682 --> 01:19:26,685
你應該挺身對抗那些惡霸
給他們點顏色瞧瞧

1602
01:19:26,851 --> 01:19:28,562
這就是歐帕倫普人的作風

1603
01:19:31,481 --> 01:19:35,026
要是你決定繼續自怨自艾

1604
01:19:35,193 --> 01:19:36,611
我就要躺平了

1605
01:19:37,028 --> 01:19:38,154
晚安,先生

1606
01:19:47,455 --> 01:19:48,498
哼

1607
01:19:52,586 --> 01:19:53,837
什麼事?

1608
01:19:54,379 --> 01:19:55,297
沒事

1609
01:19:55,463 --> 01:19:58,216
顯然有事,因為你說“哼”

1610
01:19:58,383 --> 01:20:00,510
拍謝,算了

1611
01:20:01,761 --> 01:20:02,762
隨便

1612
01:20:09,019 --> 01:20:09,978
哼

1613
01:20:10,145 --> 01:20:11,021
你又說了

1614
01:20:11,187 --> 01:20:14,065
從實招來,不然我用雞尾酒棒猛戳你

1615
01:20:14,232 --> 01:20:16,401
看斯洛華斯跟我握手的地方

1616
01:20:16,568 --> 01:20:18,486
他的戒指留下痕跡,你看

1617
01:20:18,653 --> 01:20:20,614
是“A”,周圍是“S”

1618
01:20:20,780 --> 01:20:24,701
所以咧?他叫做亞瑟斯洛華斯
可能是家族戒

1619
01:20:24,868 --> 01:20:26,369
對,但小麵有個類似的

1620
01:20:26,536 --> 01:20:27,537
小麵?

1621
01:20:28,079 --> 01:20:31,541
為何孤兒小麵會有
斯洛華斯的家族戒?

1622
01:20:32,125 --> 01:20:33,585
我只能想到一個原因

1623
01:20:33,752 --> 01:20:35,003
說來聽聽

1624
01:20:35,212 --> 01:20:36,880
如果我猜對,小麵可能面臨重大危險

1625
01:20:37,047 --> 01:20:40,884
快點,旺卡,有話快說,有屁快放

1626
01:20:41,051 --> 01:20:42,594
沒時間了,我要回去

1627
01:20:42,761 --> 01:20:44,387
- 船長
- 旺卡?

1628
01:20:44,554 --> 01:20:47,766
回來,旺卡,給我個解釋

1629
01:20:47,933 --> 01:20:48,892
船長?

1630
01:20:50,769 --> 01:20:53,939
我不追問了,解釋再說吧

1631
01:20:54,564 --> 01:20:55,607
你一路好走

1632
01:21:04,783 --> 01:21:08,912
三位,按要求賜死一名巧克力商

1633
01:21:10,747 --> 01:21:11,706
糖果小姐?

1634
01:21:11,873 --> 01:21:13,124
請說,斯洛華斯先生

1635
01:21:13,625 --> 01:21:15,043
給局長巧克力

1636
01:21:23,677 --> 01:21:24,803
我的老天

1637
01:21:25,262 --> 01:21:28,014
今早一堆臭臉

1638
01:21:28,181 --> 01:21:30,976
看來你們偷偷摸摸想出小計畫

1639
01:21:31,142 --> 01:21:32,852
想擺脫你們的合約

1640
01:21:33,019 --> 01:21:35,647
結果卻慘遭失敗

1641
01:21:36,523 --> 01:21:39,651
但我有好消息宣布,你們白白賺到

1642
01:21:39,818 --> 01:21:43,530
你們的朋友,旺卡先生
跟斯洛華斯先生達成協議

1643
01:21:43,697 --> 01:21:44,531
什麼?

1644
01:21:44,698 --> 01:21:45,991
他放棄了夢想

1645
01:21:46,157 --> 01:21:48,159
來還清你們的債

1646
01:21:49,244 --> 01:21:50,745
- 愛算伯
- 在

1647
01:21:53,331 --> 01:21:54,541
(愛算伯的債務,還清)

1648
01:21:54,708 --> 01:21:55,834
你能走了

1649
01:21:57,294 --> 01:21:58,420
滾蛋,書呆子

1650
01:21:58,587 --> 01:21:59,963
- 貝爾
- 我在

1651
01:22:00,130 --> 01:22:01,006
閃邊去

1652
01:22:01,172 --> 01:22:02,340
賓士

1653
01:22:02,799 --> 01:22:04,175
不用妳說

1654
01:22:04,342 --> 01:22:05,302
恰可沃斯

1655
01:22:06,011 --> 01:22:08,346
妳真是沒品的觀眾,晚安

1656
01:22:08,513 --> 01:22:10,348
你不是喜劇演員的料

1657
01:22:10,515 --> 01:22:12,183
- 沒眼光
- 嗨,賴瑞

1658
01:22:12,767 --> 01:22:14,853
去吧,你很有才

1659
01:22:15,478 --> 01:22:16,730
你好嚇人

1660
01:22:16,897 --> 01:22:19,649
最後,小麵

1661
01:22:19,816 --> 01:22:21,776
最大的一疊

1662
01:22:22,527 --> 01:22:24,362
但這不是幫妳還債

1663
01:22:25,071 --> 01:22:27,032
是要讓妳留下來

1664
01:22:27,407 --> 01:22:28,742
什麼意思?

1665
01:22:28,909 --> 01:22:31,077
我的朋友,斯洛華斯先生

1666
01:22:31,244 --> 01:22:34,414
認為妳這種討厭小鬼
不該放回街上遊蕩

1667
01:22:34,581 --> 01:22:36,124
會破壞市容

1668
01:22:36,333 --> 01:22:38,293
他就給我這筆錢

1669
01:22:38,460 --> 01:22:41,755
讓妳永遠待在洗衣房

1670
01:22:41,922 --> 01:22:44,007
我非常樂意照做

1671
01:22:44,674 --> 01:22:45,634
- 我恨妳
- 冷靜

1672
01:22:45,800 --> 01:22:46,885
別激動

1673
01:22:47,385 --> 01:22:49,262
瞧她的反應,布利奇閣下

1674
01:22:49,429 --> 01:22:50,764
布利奇閣下?

1675
01:22:51,139 --> 01:22:52,807
妳還以為他是貴族?

1676
01:22:52,974 --> 01:22:53,892
什麼?

1677
01:22:54,059 --> 01:22:55,852
我們在耍妳,蠢老太婆

1678
01:22:56,478 --> 01:22:57,854
她瞎說的

1679
01:22:58,021 --> 01:22:58,939
真是夠了

1680
01:22:59,105 --> 01:23:00,607
妳這該死的小屁孩

1681
01:23:00,774 --> 01:23:03,193
妳會被關進雞舍,臭姑娘

1682
01:23:03,360 --> 01:23:08,281
你把吊帶褲脫掉,老粗

1683
01:23:09,241 --> 01:23:10,700
但寶貝兒

1684
01:23:11,159 --> 01:23:12,494
人家愛妳啊

1685
01:23:39,521 --> 01:23:40,564
是我,小麵

1686
01:23:41,898 --> 01:23:43,984
威利,我以為你走了

1687
01:23:44,568 --> 01:23:45,610
我原本走了

1688
01:23:45,777 --> 01:23:47,320
斯洛華斯承諾會改善妳的生活

1689
01:23:47,487 --> 01:23:49,739
但他出爾反爾

1690
01:23:49,906 --> 01:23:51,866
所以我和大家都回來了

1691
01:23:52,033 --> 01:23:53,243
- 嗨,小麵
- 哩厚

1692
01:23:53,410 --> 01:23:54,828
- 嗨
- 驚喜

1693
01:23:54,995 --> 01:23:56,496
他要把我永遠關起來

1694
01:23:56,663 --> 01:23:58,123
對,可想而知

1695
01:23:58,290 --> 01:24:00,458
為什麼?他跟我有什麼仇?

1696
01:24:00,625 --> 01:24:02,419
我不確定,小麵

1697
01:24:02,586 --> 01:24:04,880
我只能確定,妳想要安全
斯洛華斯就要...

1698
01:24:05,046 --> 01:24:06,423
去坐牢

1699
01:24:07,924 --> 01:24:10,802
那到底要怎麼做呢?

1700
01:24:10,969 --> 01:24:13,972
愛算伯,你說
集團會記下所有非法勾當

1701
01:24:14,139 --> 01:24:15,557
在綠色帳本中,沒錯

1702
01:24:15,724 --> 01:24:18,268
那我們取得帳本就能證明
他們在我們的巧克力裡下毒

1703
01:24:18,435 --> 01:24:19,895
史瓜比與布里區就會入獄

1704
01:24:20,061 --> 01:24:21,271
我們就自由了

1705
01:24:21,438 --> 01:24:22,272
是沒錯

1706
01:24:22,439 --> 01:24:25,317
但提醒你,他們把帳本藏在地窖

1707
01:24:25,483 --> 01:24:26,902
由腐敗的教士看守

1708
01:24:27,068 --> 01:24:29,279
還有五百名巧克力控修士

1709
01:24:30,238 --> 01:24:31,573
確實如此

1710
01:24:31,740 --> 01:24:34,284
但今早我在冷水裡游了很久

1711
01:24:34,451 --> 01:24:35,827
冷水能讓頭腦清醒

1712
01:24:35,994 --> 01:24:39,623
刺激神經路徑,游了六公里我想通了

1713
01:24:39,789 --> 01:24:41,374
足智多謀的孤兒

1714
01:24:41,541 --> 01:24:42,709
會計師、水電工

1715
01:24:42,876 --> 01:24:44,628
電話接線生

1716
01:24:44,794 --> 01:24:46,296
還有能學在水裡說話的人

1717
01:24:46,463 --> 01:24:49,633
六個天才,一定能完成世紀大劫案

1718
01:24:49,799 --> 01:24:52,427
但就算我們獲得那個帳本

1719
01:24:52,594 --> 01:24:56,848
集團還是能靠賄賂脫困,他們的慣例

1720
01:24:57,682 --> 01:24:59,226
貪婪者會戰勝貧窮者,威利

1721
01:24:59,392 --> 01:25:00,977
這就是世道吧

1722
01:25:01,144 --> 01:25:02,270
妳說得對,小麵

1723
01:25:02,938 --> 01:25:04,648
所以我們還有一項任務

1724
01:25:04,814 --> 01:25:05,649
是什麼?

1725
01:25:05,815 --> 01:25:07,234
改變世界

1726
01:25:13,073 --> 01:25:14,199
要從哪開始?

1727
01:25:26,920 --> 01:25:27,921
請問您,先生

1728
01:25:28,630 --> 01:25:31,299
能賞一塊巧克力給挨餓孤兒嗎?

1729
01:25:31,508 --> 01:25:34,844
抱歉,孩子,我身上沒有

1730
01:25:38,265 --> 01:25:39,891
那給你相思薄荷

1731
01:25:40,809 --> 01:25:41,768
好耶

1732
01:25:44,646 --> 01:25:47,566
{\an8}“贈予巴索邦德,本週最佳員工”

1733
01:25:47,732 --> 01:25:49,442
太貼心了

1734
01:25:53,863 --> 01:25:54,990
{\an8}(大門)

1735
01:26:00,662 --> 01:26:02,539
後面都還好嗎?

1736
01:26:02,706 --> 01:26:04,958
都很好,是吧,愛比佳?

1737
01:26:07,043 --> 01:26:08,879
告訴她最好低頭一下

1738
01:26:09,045 --> 01:26:10,547
告訴她什麼?

1739
01:26:10,672 --> 01:26:11,673
低頭

1740
01:26:15,343 --> 01:26:16,386
早安,兄弟們

1741
01:26:16,553 --> 01:26:17,846
早安,神父

1742
01:26:18,013 --> 01:26:19,139
如各位所知

1743
01:26:19,306 --> 01:26:22,642
今天要舉行馮舒梅克海默男爵葬禮

1744
01:26:22,809 --> 01:26:26,021
他的遺孀...

1745
01:26:26,187 --> 01:26:28,481
是相當虔誠的教徒

1746
01:26:28,648 --> 01:26:32,360
儀式期間不准有人吃巧克力

1747
01:26:32,569 --> 01:26:34,112
是,神父

1748
01:26:34,279 --> 01:26:37,616
你知我知
遲早我們的罪孽會受到審判

1749
01:26:37,782 --> 01:26:40,785
但不會是今天

1750
01:26:40,952 --> 01:26:42,579
阿們

1751
01:26:56,718 --> 01:26:58,011
乖啊

1752
01:26:58,428 --> 01:27:00,222
好個長頸鹿

1753
01:27:00,388 --> 01:27:03,600
- 快逃,大家出去
- 長頸鹿

1754
01:27:03,850 --> 01:27:04,809
- 快逃
- 好大的動物

1755
01:27:04,893 --> 01:27:06,269
- 大家自求多福了
- 長頸鹿

1756
01:27:06,436 --> 01:27:07,270
- 出去
- 是長頸鹿

1757
01:27:07,437 --> 01:27:09,064
- 審判降臨
- 居然是長頸鹿

1758
01:27:09,231 --> 01:27:10,315
逃走,趕快

1759
01:27:10,482 --> 01:27:13,068
- 令人措手不及
- 有長頸鹿

1760
01:27:13,235 --> 01:27:14,819
- 逃跑啊
- 你在開玩笑

1761
01:27:14,986 --> 01:27:16,821
竟然是長頸鹿,長頸鹿

1762
01:27:16,988 --> 01:27:18,740
我是造了什麼孽?

1763
01:27:19,282 --> 01:27:20,742
你心知肚明,朱利斯

1764
01:27:20,909 --> 01:27:23,328
你為了30塊巧克力出賣靈魂

1765
01:27:27,082 --> 01:27:29,334
喂,接線生,請問找誰?

1766
01:27:29,501 --> 01:27:32,337
幫我接動物園,有緊急狀況

1767
01:27:32,504 --> 01:27:35,632
將你轉接到脫逃動物部門

1768
01:27:37,092 --> 01:27:38,134
你好,動物園

1769
01:27:41,721 --> 01:27:43,848
安靜,你們這群動物

1770
01:27:44,015 --> 01:27:45,475
你也是,章魚哥

1771
01:27:45,642 --> 01:27:46,726
有長頸鹿

1772
01:27:46,893 --> 01:27:49,479
什麼?對
我們確實不見一隻長頸鹿

1773
01:27:49,646 --> 01:27:50,855
你們能過來抓走嗎?

1774
01:27:51,022 --> 01:27:53,567
好,老天,我會派人過去

1775
01:28:05,787 --> 01:28:07,247
寬恕我

1776
01:28:08,290 --> 01:28:09,541
我是罪人

1777
01:28:09,708 --> 01:28:13,879
軟弱邪惡的巧克力控

1778
01:28:23,138 --> 01:28:24,806
早安,各位

1779
01:28:24,973 --> 01:28:27,100
歡迎來到聖本篤教堂

1780
01:28:27,267 --> 01:28:30,353
男爵夫人,請節哀順變

1781
01:28:31,479 --> 01:28:34,774
我們遇到一些技術障礙

1782
01:28:35,734 --> 01:28:39,154
男爵棺木可能要先放下一會

1783
01:28:40,947 --> 01:28:41,865
救兵來了

1784
01:28:42,032 --> 01:28:44,784
你是通報有長頸鹿的教士嗎?

1785
01:28:51,041 --> 01:28:52,208
安全了

1786
01:29:19,069 --> 01:29:20,695
“感謝妳盡忠職守

1787
01:29:20,862 --> 01:29:23,198
朱利斯神父與巧克力集團”

1788
01:29:24,032 --> 01:29:25,492
真窩心

1789
01:29:27,494 --> 01:29:29,913
抓到了,神父,長頸鹿

1790
01:29:31,289 --> 01:29:32,666
- 真好
- 感謝

1791
01:29:32,832 --> 01:29:34,334
請退後,退後

1792
01:29:34,501 --> 01:29:38,004
我喜愛吃甜食嗎?我是

1793
01:29:41,967 --> 01:29:42,801
哇塞

1794
01:29:42,968 --> 01:29:44,052
我喜愛吃甜食嗎?

1795
01:29:44,219 --> 01:29:45,262
她的舞技不賴

1796
01:29:45,428 --> 01:29:47,931
我本來能很幸福,我卻不珍惜

1797
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,559
我要打電話給他,不行啦

1798
01:29:50,767 --> 01:29:52,185
我真的要打電話給他了

1799
01:29:58,608 --> 01:29:59,442
喂?

1800
01:29:59,609 --> 01:30:01,319
巴索?我是關妮

1801
01:30:01,820 --> 01:30:02,654
你說得對

1802
01:30:02,821 --> 01:30:03,822
也太巧了吧

1803
01:30:03,989 --> 01:30:07,993
上化學課是我一生中最快樂的時光

1804
01:30:27,679 --> 01:30:28,763
酷喔

1805
01:30:36,605 --> 01:30:39,524
抱歉,老闆,有貨車噴灑出海鮮

1806
01:30:39,691 --> 01:30:41,818
最近一大堆紅鶴

1807
01:30:41,985 --> 01:30:43,945
反正就趕快

1808
01:30:44,112 --> 01:30:49,075
今早鎮上廣場關閉
因城市大教堂發生離奇事件

1809
01:30:49,242 --> 01:30:52,203
耽擱了著名慈善家的葬禮

1810
01:30:52,370 --> 01:30:54,539
馮舒梅克海默男爵

1811
01:31:00,045 --> 01:31:01,046
阿們

1812
01:31:06,343 --> 01:31:08,261
抱歉,我最好接個電話

1813
01:31:10,305 --> 01:31:11,890
- 喂,講壇?
- 神父

1814
01:31:12,057 --> 01:31:13,266
那裡都還好嗎?

1815
01:31:13,433 --> 01:31:14,726
很好,斯洛華斯先生

1816
01:31:14,893 --> 01:31:16,478
都好極了

1817
01:31:16,645 --> 01:31:18,230
至少目前很好

1818
01:31:18,897 --> 01:31:20,023
這是什麼意思?

1819
01:31:20,190 --> 01:31:21,775
這裡剛才冒出一隻長頸鹿

1820
01:31:21,942 --> 01:31:23,485
花了20分鐘清理現場

1821
01:31:23,652 --> 01:31:25,111
但一切恢復正常了

1822
01:31:27,572 --> 01:31:28,573
喂?

1823
01:31:28,740 --> 01:31:31,034
該死的紅鶴,唐納文,催油門

1824
01:31:31,201 --> 01:31:32,118
是,老闆

1825
01:31:35,538 --> 01:31:36,748
白痴

1826
01:31:40,544 --> 01:31:42,128
- 找到沒?
- 還沒

1827
01:31:42,629 --> 01:31:43,505
好,繼續找

1828
01:31:43,672 --> 01:31:44,673
不在這裡,威利

1829
01:31:44,839 --> 01:31:45,882
但愛算伯說在這裡

1830
01:31:46,007 --> 01:31:47,092
愛算伯過去四年

1831
01:31:47,259 --> 01:31:51,137
都待在洗衣房
也許他刷洗到記憶模糊

1832
01:31:51,304 --> 01:31:53,890
這裡只有一堆沒用的巧克力

1833
01:32:02,983 --> 01:32:05,652
(帳本)

1834
01:32:09,489 --> 01:32:10,657
威利,你看

1835
01:32:18,790 --> 01:32:20,041
我們成功了,小麵

1836
01:32:20,584 --> 01:32:21,710
逮到他們了

1837
01:32:24,170 --> 01:32:26,631
你好皮啊,旺卡先生

1838
01:32:26,798 --> 01:32:29,426
你帶給我們許多麻煩

1839
01:32:29,593 --> 01:32:31,386
你和你的小頑童

1840
01:32:31,553 --> 01:32:34,306
但她不是普通的頑童吧
斯洛華斯先生?

1841
01:32:36,099 --> 01:32:37,434
你們是親人

1842
01:32:38,351 --> 01:32:39,227
什麼?

1843
01:32:39,394 --> 01:32:41,104
你在說什麼,威利?

1844
01:32:42,856 --> 01:32:44,232
那枚戒指,小麵

1845
01:32:44,941 --> 01:32:46,318
妳父母給妳的戒指

1846
01:32:46,860 --> 01:32:48,320
斯洛華斯先生也有類似的

1847
01:32:49,070 --> 01:32:50,614
有吧,斯洛華斯先生?

1848
01:32:51,323 --> 01:32:53,366
事實上,我有

1849
01:32:54,034 --> 01:32:58,371
那屬於我哥齊貝迪

1850
01:32:58,955 --> 01:32:59,998
他是我爸嗎?

1851
01:33:00,498 --> 01:33:02,459
他是無可救藥的浪漫主義者

1852
01:33:03,168 --> 01:33:05,962
愛上一個平民小書蟲

1853
01:33:06,129 --> 01:33:08,381
在他們結婚前就去世,讓我成為

1854
01:33:08,548 --> 01:33:11,468
家產的唯一繼承人

1855
01:33:12,469 --> 01:33:14,346
我以為是這樣

1856
01:33:14,888 --> 01:33:16,723
但九個月後

1857
01:33:16,890 --> 01:33:18,725
妳母親出現在我家門口

1858
01:33:19,351 --> 01:33:22,437
乞求我為她生病的小嬰兒找醫生

1859
01:33:23,396 --> 01:33:24,648
我說我會幫忙

1860
01:33:25,357 --> 01:33:26,524
但你沒有

1861
01:33:26,691 --> 01:33:27,567
是吧?

1862
01:33:27,734 --> 01:33:28,652
當然沒有

1863
01:33:29,110 --> 01:33:31,196
你卻把我放進洗衣槽

1864
01:33:31,363 --> 01:33:32,364
掰掰,寶寶

1865
01:33:32,530 --> 01:33:34,824
史瓜比夫人發現我

1866
01:33:35,450 --> 01:33:36,910
她看到那枚戒指

1867
01:33:37,077 --> 01:33:39,246
她以為是“N”,就叫我小麵

1868
01:33:39,871 --> 01:33:40,830
其實不是

1869
01:33:40,997 --> 01:33:43,416
是“Z”,代表齊貝迪

1870
01:33:43,583 --> 01:33:44,584
正解

1871
01:33:45,085 --> 01:33:47,212
妳母親回來時,我說妳已經死了

1872
01:33:47,379 --> 01:33:48,213
不要

1873
01:33:48,380 --> 01:33:51,424
她當然心碎,但我給了她一把銀幣

1874
01:33:51,591 --> 01:33:54,094
再把她趕出我家

1875
01:33:55,595 --> 01:33:57,013
她叫什麼名字?

1876
01:33:57,806 --> 01:33:58,640
蛤?

1877
01:33:58,807 --> 01:34:01,101
我媽叫什麼名字?

1878
01:34:03,895 --> 01:34:05,105
我想一下

1879
01:34:06,690 --> 01:34:08,650
阿哉,我忘了

1880
01:34:09,484 --> 01:34:12,112
拍謝,但妳要明白

1881
01:34:12,279 --> 01:34:14,030
她很窮

1882
01:34:14,906 --> 01:34:15,949
拍謝,菲利

1883
01:34:16,533 --> 01:34:18,034
她的名字是桃樂西

1884
01:34:18,743 --> 01:34:20,537
桃樂西史密斯,上面有寫

1885
01:34:21,496 --> 01:34:22,789
桃樂西?

1886
01:34:22,956 --> 01:34:23,999
想不到吧

1887
01:34:24,541 --> 01:34:26,668
畢竟妳教會我識字

1888
01:34:27,794 --> 01:34:29,546
我感動到快哭了

1889
01:34:29,713 --> 01:34:31,214
但回到正題

1890
01:34:31,381 --> 01:34:33,300
還給我們,謝謝

1891
01:34:33,466 --> 01:34:36,094
你的工廠裡有多少巧克力
菲克古伯先生?

1892
01:34:36,261 --> 01:34:38,179
大約30萬公升

1893
01:34:38,346 --> 01:34:39,180
普諾斯?

1894
01:34:40,390 --> 01:34:41,349
28萬公升吧

1895
01:34:41,516 --> 01:34:42,851
我有57萬公升

1896
01:34:43,852 --> 01:34:45,145
應該足夠了

1897
01:34:45,604 --> 01:34:46,438
足夠什麼?

1898
01:34:47,355 --> 01:34:50,066
用巧克力淹死你們

1899
01:35:08,335 --> 01:35:09,836
給我走

1900
01:35:28,104 --> 01:35:29,314
三位

1901
01:35:30,732 --> 01:35:32,192
我都落到這步田地了

1902
01:35:32,359 --> 01:35:34,569
你們能不能代我做一件善事?

1903
01:35:34,736 --> 01:35:35,737
一件什麼?

1904
01:35:35,904 --> 01:35:39,241
“善事”是種毫無意義的無私行為

1905
01:35:39,407 --> 01:35:41,743
沒問題,旺卡先生

1906
01:35:41,910 --> 01:35:43,536
你希望我們幫你什麼?

1907
01:35:43,703 --> 01:35:45,956
你們能不能幫我轉交這個

1908
01:35:47,249 --> 01:35:48,541
要是你們碰巧遇見他?

1909
01:35:48,708 --> 01:35:50,001
是誰?

1910
01:35:50,168 --> 01:35:51,461
橘色小人

1911
01:35:51,628 --> 01:35:52,504
蛤?

1912
01:35:52,671 --> 01:35:53,922
橘色小人

1913
01:35:54,089 --> 01:35:57,175
高約20公分,橘色皮膚和亮綠頭髮

1914
01:35:57,342 --> 01:36:00,470
我欠他一罐巧克力

1915
01:36:00,637 --> 01:36:03,265
這可能是我做過最棒的巧克力

1916
01:36:03,431 --> 01:36:06,643
既然如此,我會親手交給他

1917
01:36:11,565 --> 01:36:12,941
再會,旺卡先生

1918
01:36:14,317 --> 01:36:15,318
小頑童

1919
01:36:28,540 --> 01:36:29,416
威利

1920
01:36:29,583 --> 01:36:31,585
{\an8}(斯洛華斯)

1921
01:36:32,752 --> 01:36:34,379
{\an8}(菲克古伯)

1922
01:36:55,191 --> 01:36:56,943
我們該怎麼辦,威利?

1923
01:36:57,110 --> 01:36:59,905
還不知道,小麵,我會想辦法

1924
01:37:01,823 --> 01:37:02,866
(記帳本)

1925
01:37:06,912 --> 01:37:09,039
他做過最棒的巧克力,是嗎?

1926
01:37:14,502 --> 01:37:15,337
我想到了

1927
01:37:15,503 --> 01:37:17,005
是什麼?你有點子了?

1928
01:37:17,214 --> 01:37:20,091
對,如果我們會淹死在巧克力裡

1929
01:37:20,258 --> 01:37:22,636
認清現實,我們會淹死在巧克力裡

1930
01:37:22,802 --> 01:37:24,221
好歹這會是旺卡巧克力

1931
01:37:24,387 --> 01:37:27,307
我們才不會淹死,威利,看上面有光

1932
01:37:27,474 --> 01:37:28,433
我們會利用巧克力

1933
01:37:28,600 --> 01:37:30,644
浮上去,再敲打玻璃

1934
01:37:30,810 --> 01:37:32,437
祈禱有人能聽到我們

1935
01:37:33,230 --> 01:37:34,606
這個主意更好

1936
01:37:37,400 --> 01:37:38,401
三位

1937
01:37:38,568 --> 01:37:41,363
今早真是千鈞一髮

1938
01:37:41,529 --> 01:37:45,075
請問能不能重談我們的合作條件?

1939
01:37:48,453 --> 01:37:51,539
要不然就保持原樣

1940
01:37:51,706 --> 01:37:52,540
神父

1941
01:37:54,084 --> 01:37:57,796
旺卡可能瘋狂到秀逗
但他是做巧克力的天才

1942
01:37:58,463 --> 01:38:01,258
要不要留一些給橘色小人?

1943
01:38:01,383 --> 01:38:02,884
你是在說笑吧

1944
01:38:03,677 --> 01:38:06,263
對,我是,但我為啥在說笑?

1945
01:38:06,471 --> 01:38:09,975
因為沒有橘色小人這種事,你阿呆

1946
01:38:13,186 --> 01:38:14,563
- 救命
- 救命

1947
01:38:14,938 --> 01:38:16,314
來人啊,救命

1948
01:38:16,481 --> 01:38:17,315
拜託救我們

1949
01:38:17,482 --> 01:38:18,441
救命

1950
01:38:18,608 --> 01:38:20,860
你看,有人來了

1951
01:38:21,027 --> 01:38:22,612
威利,我們得救了

1952
01:38:35,959 --> 01:38:37,210
對不起,小麵

1953
01:38:37,377 --> 01:38:38,211
不必道歉

1954
01:38:39,170 --> 01:38:40,672
你幫我找到家人

1955
01:38:41,464 --> 01:38:43,425
我媽媽愛我

1956
01:38:44,134 --> 01:38:45,927
這就是我最大的心願

1957
01:38:48,138 --> 01:38:49,347
現在深呼吸

1958
01:39:05,238 --> 01:39:06,573
鬼斧神工

1959
01:39:07,365 --> 01:39:09,451
你不能讓自己這麼亢奮

1960
01:39:09,618 --> 01:39:12,787
只是一點巧克力

1961
01:39:12,954 --> 01:39:13,788
更正

1962
01:39:13,955 --> 01:39:17,125
這其實是我的巧克力

1963
01:39:24,424 --> 01:39:27,344
你們鑄成大錯了,各位

1964
01:39:27,844 --> 01:39:30,764
偷歐帕倫普人的東西,我們就要你

1965
01:39:30,931 --> 01:39:31,973
千倍奉還

1966
01:39:32,140 --> 01:39:33,266
(緊急排水)

1967
01:39:40,065 --> 01:39:41,358
怎麼回事,威利?

1968
01:39:42,150 --> 01:39:43,610
正在排水,小麵

1969
01:39:44,402 --> 01:39:45,862
我們得救了

1970
01:39:46,321 --> 01:39:47,155
是誰救了我們?

1971
01:39:47,322 --> 01:39:48,490
我不知道

1972
01:39:49,699 --> 01:39:51,826
是橘色小人

1973
01:39:51,993 --> 01:39:52,869
妳看

1974
01:39:53,036 --> 01:39:54,829
橘色小人

1975
01:39:55,372 --> 01:39:57,832
謝謝橘色小人,感恩

1976
01:40:21,022 --> 01:40:24,901
各位,幸好你們沒事,我儘快趕來了

1977
01:40:34,536 --> 01:40:35,453
車變小了

1978
01:40:35,620 --> 01:40:36,496
你說了算

1979
01:40:36,663 --> 01:40:39,499
局長,不必擔心,都在掌控中

1980
01:40:39,666 --> 01:40:44,170
幾個小偷闖入
恐怕他們遇到一點意外

1981
01:40:44,337 --> 01:40:46,798
致死意外

1982
01:40:48,216 --> 01:40:49,551
老梗還是好笑,傑若

1983
01:40:49,718 --> 01:40:51,887
這可不見得

1984
01:40:52,053 --> 01:40:53,722
警官,請過目

1985
01:40:53,889 --> 01:40:54,723
旺卡

1986
01:40:54,890 --> 01:40:56,433
這記載了每筆非法付款

1987
01:40:56,558 --> 01:40:58,268
都是這些人的作為

1988
01:40:58,435 --> 01:40:59,686
多達數千筆

1989
01:41:00,604 --> 01:41:02,314
艾費伯,別聽她的話,她在撒謊

1990
01:41:02,480 --> 01:41:04,065
她當然是在撒謊

1991
01:41:04,232 --> 01:41:05,233
她並沒有

1992
01:41:05,442 --> 01:41:06,943
她說得對極了

1993
01:41:07,819 --> 01:41:08,820
太誇張了

1994
01:41:10,363 --> 01:41:14,492
聽起來這案子要由警察局長處理

1995
01:41:14,659 --> 01:41:17,203
包在我身上,艾費伯,給我吧

1996
01:41:17,370 --> 01:41:18,538
幫你省去文書工作

1997
01:41:18,705 --> 01:41:20,373
恐怕不行,長官

1998
01:41:20,540 --> 01:41:21,958
為什麼?

1999
01:41:22,125 --> 01:41:23,835
因為上面有你的名字

2000
01:41:24,002 --> 01:41:24,920
蛤?

2001
01:41:25,086 --> 01:41:26,046
到處都是

2002
01:41:26,213 --> 01:41:27,964
- 各位
- 你們被逮捕了

2003
01:41:28,131 --> 01:41:28,965
- 快閃人
- 要給我們上銬?

2004
01:41:29,591 --> 01:41:30,634
沒關係,小麵

2005
01:41:30,800 --> 01:41:32,302
等一下下

2006
01:41:34,596 --> 01:41:35,847
怎麼回事?

2007
01:41:36,306 --> 01:41:37,599
我們為何浮在空中?

2008
01:41:37,766 --> 01:41:40,185
你沒吃那些巧克力吧
斯洛華斯先生?

2009
01:41:40,352 --> 01:41:41,186
怎麼了?

2010
01:41:41,353 --> 01:41:42,604
因為那是飄浮巧克力

2011
01:41:42,771 --> 01:41:45,398
延遲作用,但加倍強效

2012
01:41:45,565 --> 01:41:47,275
你自以為很聰明吧,旺卡?

2013
01:41:47,442 --> 01:41:50,487
我們腳下有十億銀幣的巧克力

2014
01:41:50,612 --> 01:41:51,905
我們會聘請最厲害的律師

2015
01:41:52,072 --> 01:41:54,157
賄賂法官,必要時操縱陪審團

2016
01:41:54,324 --> 01:41:55,951
我們會安然無事

2017
01:41:56,660 --> 01:41:58,245
我當初怎麼沒想到?

2018
01:42:01,915 --> 01:42:02,749
嘿,小麵

2019
01:42:21,351 --> 01:42:22,352
這是什麼?

2020
01:42:22,519 --> 01:42:23,728
我們的巧克力

2021
01:42:23,895 --> 01:42:25,647
我們所有的巧克力

2022
01:42:25,814 --> 01:42:26,856
我們毀了

2023
01:42:27,023 --> 01:42:28,275
安啦,三位

2024
01:42:28,441 --> 01:42:30,193
你們最後還是會下來

2025
01:42:30,694 --> 01:42:33,113
大概吧

2026
01:42:33,780 --> 01:42:35,156
但在那之前

2027
01:42:35,865 --> 01:42:38,034
各位先生女士

2028
01:42:38,994 --> 01:42:42,872
威利旺卡和他朋友邀請大家

2029
01:42:43,039 --> 01:42:44,874
盡情享用我們的巧克力

2030
01:42:46,167 --> 01:42:48,003
好耶,神奇旺卡

2031
01:42:51,631 --> 01:42:52,632
關妮?

2032
01:42:53,341 --> 01:42:54,217
巴索

2033
01:42:56,303 --> 01:42:58,847
我就說我們能搞定吧

2034
01:43:16,740 --> 01:43:17,824
來一杯

2035
01:43:18,825 --> 01:43:19,659
謝謝

2036
01:43:19,826 --> 01:43:22,162
- 請享用
- 小心,慢慢喝

2037
01:43:22,329 --> 01:43:23,246
太好了

2038
01:43:34,841 --> 01:43:38,428
(旺卡)

2039
01:43:54,903 --> 01:43:59,991
(祕方是,重點不在巧克力)

2040
01:44:03,662 --> 01:44:08,750
(而是與你分享的人,媽媽)

2041
01:45:02,387 --> 01:45:03,388
謝謝

2042
01:45:04,764 --> 01:45:05,765
謝謝

2043
01:45:06,725 --> 01:45:07,726
謝謝

2044
01:45:24,409 --> 01:45:27,704
是什麼感覺,威利?

2045
01:45:28,705 --> 01:45:30,248
就像你記憶中那麼好?

2046
01:45:31,791 --> 01:45:33,293
每一口都是

2047
01:45:36,922 --> 01:45:38,381
真希望這種美味能永存

2048
01:45:44,763 --> 01:45:45,972
差不多是時候了

2049
01:45:48,183 --> 01:45:49,309
要幹嘛?

2050
01:45:50,227 --> 01:45:52,604
妳知道全市有多少個
桃開頭姓史密斯的人?

2051
01:45:53,104 --> 01:45:54,731
106個

2052
01:45:55,732 --> 01:45:57,984
幸好妳有個接線生朋友

2053
01:45:58,151 --> 01:46:00,028
她花了整個下午

2054
01:46:00,195 --> 01:46:01,404
到處打電話

2055
01:46:01,571 --> 01:46:02,864
聽好囉

2056
01:46:04,491 --> 01:46:05,575
我們找到她了

2057
01:46:06,701 --> 01:46:08,161
你們找到我媽?

2058
01:46:08,328 --> 01:46:09,996
她在圖書館工作

2059
01:46:11,539 --> 01:46:12,874
她就住在那裡

2060
01:46:15,001 --> 01:46:16,044
來吧,小麵

2061
01:46:31,351 --> 01:46:33,812
跟我來

2062
01:46:36,856 --> 01:46:39,317
妳會身在

2063
01:46:41,528 --> 01:46:42,612
(小麵的夢想)

2064
01:46:42,779 --> 01:46:44,698
一個美妙世界

2065
01:46:44,864 --> 01:46:49,160
充滿想像

2066
01:46:49,995 --> 01:46:52,789
伸手擁抱

2067
01:46:52,914 --> 01:46:55,792
曾有的美好

2068
01:46:56,710 --> 01:47:01,423
就在妳的想像中

2069
01:47:03,341 --> 01:47:05,802
別害羞

2070
01:47:05,969 --> 01:47:08,305
一切會很好

2071
01:47:09,055 --> 01:47:15,186
就算感到小小膽怯

2072
01:47:15,353 --> 01:47:19,524
有時這種事

2073
01:47:19,691 --> 01:47:24,696
並不需要解釋

2074
01:47:27,824 --> 01:47:32,704
如果想目睹天堂

2075
01:47:33,455 --> 01:47:37,542
只要看著她們即可體會

2076
01:47:38,835 --> 01:47:42,339
有人能依靠

2077
01:47:42,505 --> 01:47:46,426
這就是我們的渴望

2078
01:47:48,136 --> 01:47:52,390
宛如天堂

2079
01:47:52,557 --> 01:47:53,558
媽

2080
01:47:57,187 --> 01:47:58,772
做善事不嫌多

2081
01:47:58,939 --> 01:48:00,440
在這個厭世凡間

2082
01:48:00,607 --> 01:48:02,442
我正納悶會不會再見到你

2083
01:48:02,609 --> 01:48:05,904
我哪也不去,威利旺卡
直到你還清債務

2084
01:48:06,071 --> 01:48:09,866
我懂你很有心
但倫普國法律明文規定

2085
01:48:10,325 --> 01:48:11,409
除非呢

2086
01:48:11,576 --> 01:48:13,912
巧克力實際交到我手上

2087
01:48:16,790 --> 01:48:17,791
謝謝

2088
01:48:17,958 --> 01:48:20,377
謝謝救我一命

2089
01:48:21,586 --> 01:48:26,591
那我們的糾纏到此為止
我要返回我心愛的倫普國了

2090
01:48:27,175 --> 01:48:31,012
生產可可豆,但產量少得可憐的地方

2091
01:48:31,179 --> 01:48:32,639
我的朋友還看不起我

2092
01:48:32,806 --> 01:48:33,640
什麼?

2093
01:48:33,807 --> 01:48:35,433
他們明明叫你高富帥

2094
01:48:35,600 --> 01:48:39,896
其實我比平均身高矮六公釐

2095
01:48:40,397 --> 01:48:42,023
大家叫我矮冬瓜

2096
01:48:43,066 --> 01:48:45,443
我只能認命,後會有期,先生

2097
01:48:45,610 --> 01:48:47,070
可惜你要走了

2098
01:48:48,029 --> 01:48:49,155
我說再會了

2099
01:48:49,322 --> 01:48:52,367
如果我要與世人分享我的巧克力
我需要的不只是一家店

2100
01:48:52,534 --> 01:48:53,535
你一定行的

2101
01:48:53,702 --> 01:48:54,911
我需要一間工廠

2102
01:48:55,036 --> 01:48:56,413
隨你,祝好運

2103
01:48:56,580 --> 01:48:59,082
還要有人來領導試吃部門

2104
01:48:59,249 --> 01:49:00,750
試吃部門?

2105
01:49:00,917 --> 01:49:02,335
跟我來

2106
01:49:02,502 --> 01:49:03,336
我在聽

2107
01:49:03,503 --> 01:49:04,504
你會身在

2108
01:49:04,671 --> 01:49:05,505
哪裡?

2109
01:49:05,672 --> 01:49:06,590
(出售,歡迎做白日夢)

2110
01:49:06,798 --> 01:49:09,509
充滿想像的世界裡

2111
01:49:09,676 --> 01:49:10,760
這是一座破爛城堡

2112
01:49:10,927 --> 01:49:11,928
{\an8}看一眼

2113
01:49:12,053 --> 01:49:14,347
你會瞥見

2114
01:49:14,514 --> 01:49:17,601
你的想像

2115
01:49:17,767 --> 01:49:19,102
坦白說,我挺懷疑的

2116
01:49:19,269 --> 01:49:23,356
我們轉身就啟程

2117
01:49:23,523 --> 01:49:28,111
遨遊在我創造的世界

2118
01:49:28,278 --> 01:49:30,322
我們眼前的光景

2119
01:49:30,488 --> 01:49:35,452
將無從解釋

2120
01:49:35,827 --> 01:49:38,288
這確實無從解釋

2121
01:49:38,455 --> 01:49:42,292
如果你想目睹天堂

2122
01:49:42,834 --> 01:49:45,837
只需環顧四周即可體會

2123
01:49:47,130 --> 01:49:51,343
你能隨心所欲

2124
01:49:51,885 --> 01:49:56,640
想改變世界,就在一瞬間

2125
01:49:56,806 --> 01:49:57,641
還不賴

2126
01:49:57,807 --> 01:50:02,020
最美妙的生活

2127
01:50:02,187 --> 01:50:06,816
就在充滿想像的世界

2128
01:50:06,983 --> 01:50:11,321
去感受,任遨遊

2129
01:50:11,488 --> 01:50:14,449
只要你真心所願

2130
01:50:14,616 --> 01:50:19,454
就會美夢成真

2131
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:26,711
《旺卡》

2132
01:50:37,013 --> 01:50:40,100
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪嘟

2133
01:50:40,267 --> 01:50:43,395
我有一點好康給你

2134
01:50:43,562 --> 01:50:46,898
放鬆坐下,留在位上

2135
01:50:47,065 --> 01:50:50,569
歐帕倫普人要送上壓軸

2136
01:50:50,735 --> 01:50:53,446
愛算伯返回老家

2137
01:50:53,613 --> 01:50:55,365
賓士跟朋友團聚

2138
01:50:55,532 --> 01:50:57,367
洛蒂貝爾重操舊業

2139
01:50:57,534 --> 01:51:00,287
勇敢賴瑞凱旋而歸

2140
01:51:00,453 --> 01:51:02,205
有一天他前妻

2141
01:51:02,372 --> 01:51:04,708
看到他的表演

2142
01:51:05,709 --> 01:51:07,043
開懷大笑,破鏡重圓

2143
01:51:07,377 --> 01:51:10,422
歐帕倫普,咚帕迪嗲

2144
01:51:10,589 --> 01:51:13,925
那史瓜比與布里區呢?

2145
01:51:14,092 --> 01:51:17,429
給我一兩分鐘

2146
01:51:17,596 --> 01:51:21,600
我用歐帕倫普風格秀給你看

2147
01:51:23,393 --> 01:51:26,062
出什麼毛病?爛機器

2148
01:51:26,646 --> 01:51:28,148
我會秀給你看

2149
01:51:28,315 --> 01:51:29,774
這樣好多了

2150
01:51:30,859 --> 01:51:35,196
鞋子、拉皮、隆鼻、伊比薩島

2151
01:51:35,363 --> 01:51:38,909
鄉間豪宅、性感內衣

2152
01:51:39,075 --> 01:51:41,077
集團都被定罪了

2153
01:51:41,244 --> 01:51:42,704
我們又沒怎樣

2154
01:51:43,580 --> 01:51:45,457
除了在巧克力裡下毒

2155
01:51:45,624 --> 01:51:46,958
警察,開門

2156
01:51:47,125 --> 01:51:48,126
趕快,喝下證據

2157
01:51:50,378 --> 01:51:51,838
請稍等,警官

2158
01:51:52,005 --> 01:51:54,841
- 警察
- 我在上廁所,警官

2159
01:51:55,008 --> 01:51:55,842
開門

2160
01:51:56,009 --> 01:51:57,177
擦一下就上完了

2161
01:51:57,802 --> 01:51:59,387
又拉了,請稍候

2162
01:51:59,554 --> 01:52:00,388
可以了

2163
01:52:04,059 --> 01:52:04,893
哇塞

2164
01:52:06,645 --> 01:52:08,021
警官,有什麼事嗎?

2165
01:52:08,188 --> 01:52:09,356
你們倆跟我來

2166
01:52:09,522 --> 01:52:10,690
我們沒做壞事

2167
01:52:10,857 --> 01:52:13,109
你們會被關很久

2168
01:52:13,276 --> 01:52:15,320
最後一吻,閣下?

2169
01:52:15,487 --> 01:52:16,947
寶貝兒

2170
01:55:58,418 --> 01:56:00,420
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