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I want them to feel as if
they're really going to die.

2
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I want that.

3
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Yeah, yeah.

4
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I want to hear the screams of terror.

5
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That's what they pay for.

6
00:01:01,962 --> 00:01:02,796
Yes.

7
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I got him, Mr. Kane.

8
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Why so formal?

9
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Young Travis, what did we discuss?

10
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Um, Father.

11
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Much better my boy, much better, now,

12
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what did you bring me?

13
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The gas cans that you asked.

14
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That I asked to be
delivered to the vans.

15
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Put them there for now.

16
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I'm sorry, Father.

17
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It's all right, come here.

18
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You look like you lost something.

19
00:02:07,428 --> 00:02:09,297
Come here, what's that?

20
00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:17,338
Look at that.

21
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That's yours to keep.

22
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Thank you.

23
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Would you like to double your money.

24
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No loss, all gain.

25
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All right, give me the coin,
give me your hand,

26
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right hand, there we are.

27
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Open it.

28
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Open.

29
00:03:05,553 --> 00:03:06,520
But?

30
00:03:06,554 --> 00:03:09,157
But you're empty handed.

31
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Yes.

32
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And what lesson have you just learned.

33
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You have just learned that
nothing in this life is free.

34
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And if something seems
too good to be true,

35
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it probably is.

36
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The key, young Travis,
is knowing where to look.

37
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I want to know.

38
00:03:37,017 --> 00:03:38,919
You want to know what?

39
00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:44,625
Fireballs, how you do fireballs,
the coin too, all of that, teach me.

40
00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,961
The art of misdirection
is the power to direct

41
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the audiences attention
in one direction.

42
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While making them
distracted from the other.

43
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Can I try?

44
00:04:00,140 --> 00:04:03,143
Yes, watch the fire.

45
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The flame will tell
you when you release.

46
00:04:07,315 --> 00:04:08,115
Ow.

47
00:04:09,283 --> 00:04:12,853
Endure the pain to learn true magic,

48
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you must endure the pain.

49
00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,025
Do you remember my benediction?

50
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Magic, sacrifice.

51
00:04:20,728 --> 00:04:22,563
I want to try again.

52
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All right, go get my kit in
the back of the tent. Hurry.

53
00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,313
Miss.

54
00:06:22,416 --> 00:06:23,250
Miss.

55
00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:29,857
I know you've been through a lot
but we need to get your statement.

56
00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:30,724
Why?

57
00:06:32,426 --> 00:06:36,697
We just have some questions,
a few things we need to clear up.

58
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Fine, it all started with the invites,

59
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the golden tickets filled
with false promises.

60
00:06:58,419 --> 00:07:02,890
I'm gonna make you an
offer you can't refuse.

61
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:05,459
1300 bucks cash, take it or leave it.

62
00:07:05,493 --> 00:07:07,327
I mean come on, man, these are Grable.

63
00:07:07,361 --> 00:07:10,498
She was box office gold
like 12 years running.

64
00:07:10,531 --> 00:07:13,401
Right, that's why I just
offered you 1300 bucks cash

65
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:17,371
take it or leave it, instead of kissing you
on the mouth and feeding you to the fishes.

66
00:07:17,405 --> 00:07:20,441
Let me just explain something
to you about business.

67
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Grable was a huge star, when?
30's and 40's.

68
00:07:25,312 --> 00:07:28,382
Which means all of her
fans are what, dead.

69
00:07:28,416 --> 00:07:32,152
Which means I'm gonna be holding
onto these until I'm dead,

70
00:07:32,185 --> 00:07:36,490
so it's $1300, take it or leave it.

71
00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,693
I mean these were my grandma's dude.

72
00:07:42,062 --> 00:07:44,565
Why don't you give them back to her?

73
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Special delivery.

74
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Is that you Mr. McFeely?

75
00:07:49,503 --> 00:07:51,138
How's your ticker?

76
00:07:51,171 --> 00:07:54,174
If I had a heart it would be fine.

77
00:07:54,207 --> 00:07:56,209
That's junk.

78
00:07:56,744 --> 00:08:02,349
Has anybody ever told you, you bare a
remarkable resemblance to Sammy Davis, Jr.

79
00:08:03,350 --> 00:08:05,385
I'll talk to you later freak.

80
00:08:05,419 --> 00:08:07,855
I'm not a freak, I'm Batman.

81
00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:13,527
Nice.

82
00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:21,635
All right dude, 1300 bucks.

83
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,371
Are you still here?

84
00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:26,607
Yeah I'm still here, give me the money.

85
00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,642
All right, all right, all right.

86
00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:34,147
But I feel inflation has brought that
number down to a thousand dollars.

87
00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,518
You can't be serious, dude.

88
00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:41,655
I mean 20 seconds ago you
said it was 1300 bucks.

89
00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,690
Tick tock.

90
00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:50,464
All right man, give me the money.

91
00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:54,602
You drive a hard bargain.

92
00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:01,141
You're a monster.

93
00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:05,212
I'm a capitalist,
just ahead of the curve.

94
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:07,280
You're a dick.

95
00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:08,348
I'm Batman.

96
00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:16,189
Greetings and salutations
my lucky victims.

97
00:09:16,223 --> 00:09:22,763
You have been invited to attend a resurrection
and rebirth of the greatest show on Earth.

98
00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,835
Let's get this party started,
my little guinea pigs.

99
00:09:32,573 --> 00:09:34,908
Let the games begin!

100
00:09:35,509 --> 00:09:36,343
Yes!

101
00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:42,816
Roxy.

102
00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,351
Hey man, how's it going?

103
00:09:44,384 --> 00:09:47,755
Very well thanks, I haven't had to
eject any delinquents into orbit.

104
00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:49,422
It's fucking loud in here.

105
00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:50,490
It's a little hectic.

106
00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,092
How's your brother?

107
00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:54,294
He's all right, he's
at home with a sitter.

108
00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:56,463
Oh yeah, I understand. / Yeah.

109
00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:57,931
Well enjoy yourself.

110
00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,466
All right, catch you later.

111
00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,115
It's the third time this
week you haven't made dinner

112
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,717
just so you could go hang
out with your friends!

113
00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:52,219
It's same fucking thing every time.

114
00:10:52,252 --> 00:10:53,786
I don't understand, are
they more important than me?

115
00:10:53,787 --> 00:10:55,087
No they're not more important than you.

116
00:10:55,088 --> 00:10:56,322
Of course they're not
more important than me.

117
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:57,590
I've been here fucking
every day this week.

118
00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:58,825
No you're not, you have checked out.

119
00:10:58,826 --> 00:10:59,792
You're looking at your phone right now!

120
00:10:59,793 --> 00:11:01,461
You do not care about me at all.

121
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:04,598
What are you doing, where
do you think you're going?

122
00:11:04,632 --> 00:11:06,600
Listen to me, Greg?

123
00:11:06,634 --> 00:11:10,738
Okay we're about to be done, if you
don't get off. This has got to be...

124
00:11:11,905 --> 00:11:14,608
You can run, but you can't hide.

125
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:19,713
Look at you now, son,
now I got to pee on you.

126
00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,393
Quarter million dollars, Balthazar Kane.

127
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:37,765
Somebody's messing with me.

128
00:11:38,866 --> 00:11:41,534
Quarter million dollars,
oh I can do this.

129
00:11:41,568 --> 00:11:47,074
With my boy Balthazar Kane,
yes sir, yes sir, I'm in.

130
00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:24,477
We didn't know the evil we
were getting ourselves into.

131
00:12:24,511 --> 00:12:28,515
We just thought for once
we were the lucky ones.

132
00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:41,161
Hey, I'm Scott.

133
00:12:41,194 --> 00:12:42,429
Roxy.

134
00:12:42,462 --> 00:12:45,132
Oh are we doing introductions?

135
00:12:46,700 --> 00:12:49,837
I'm Eddy England, from
Big Ed's Hoarder Heaven

136
00:12:49,870 --> 00:12:56,009
but you little kiddies and you too, can
call me Ed, or Eddie, or Stallion.

137
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,345
I'm sure you've heard
of my place, right?

138
00:12:58,378 --> 00:13:00,180
Collector's Paradise on Third and Main.

139
00:13:00,213 --> 00:13:02,182
I know that place, it's sick.

140
00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:06,987
Dude, next time you come in
you're getting a 3% discount

141
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,523
on a purchase of a hundred dollars or more.
That goes for any of you.

142
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,393
Carrie, it's a pleasure.

143
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:14,594
Jake.

144
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:15,595
Hey I'm Greg.

145
00:13:15,628 --> 00:13:17,097
Hi guys, I'm Tracy.

146
00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:19,499
I'm sorry, I just want to
know if anybody's interested,

147
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:23,036
I just got in a mint collection
of vintage photographs

148
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:26,373
of Grable from the 30's and 40's.

149
00:13:26,406 --> 00:13:27,374
Who?

150
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,241
Grable.

151
00:13:29,376 --> 00:13:32,279
She's an actress from the 30's and 40's.

152
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,281
She was the dancer.

153
00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:36,049
I'm a young person dude, so...

154
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:41,922
Anyway, hi, I'm Tracy, I take it we all
got that creepy golden ticket invitation.

155
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,156
Yep.

156
00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,192
So are we all secretly related?

157
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,394
Never say never, why do you ask?

158
00:13:47,427 --> 00:13:50,297
Just wondering how we all
won the lotto, sweetheart.

159
00:14:02,075 --> 00:14:03,410
Fuck, I am out.

160
00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:10,050
I love it, I love it. /
I love it, I love it. I love it.

161
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:12,752
Clown! Clown-man!

162
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:18,458
Chill out, dude.

163
00:14:24,564 --> 00:14:25,398
Love it.

164
00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:36,043
We can't even see out of this thing,

165
00:14:36,076 --> 00:14:38,211
how are we supposed to see where we are?

166
00:14:38,245 --> 00:14:39,880
Quit complaining.

167
00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,282
It's creepy but kind of sweet.

168
00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,616
That's the adventure.

169
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,385
Yeah, it's all right.

170
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:51,691
Oh my God, these are original posters.

171
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,693
I got that one right there.

172
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:56,763
Dude I just met you, I'm sure you
don't have an original poster.

173
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,432
When you have an original poster
you have a different aura.

174
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,068
Don't tell me what I got.

175
00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:03,470
Hey did you guys get a
schedule with your invitation,

176
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:05,372
because mine just came
with a time and place.

177
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:08,241
No idea, I know as much as you guys do.

178
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,677
Yeah I'm in the same boat unfortunately.

179
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:15,815
Good questions one, good questions all.

180
00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:22,856
Welcome, my friends, to the Circus
Kane Afterbirth Party Ball.

181
00:15:23,656 --> 00:15:26,359
You're here as my very,
very special guests.

182
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:29,396
And I have spared no expense for you.

183
00:15:30,663 --> 00:15:32,099
Only the best.

184
00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:39,139
Like the phoenix rising from the
ashes, this dirty bird arises new.

185
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:43,043
An adventure of horrors
are built just for you.

186
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:47,847
Thrill and recoil at my new masterpiece.

187
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:49,749
You'll all be part of my legacy.

188
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,385
Alive, or deceased.

189
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:57,624
A reviewer, a blogger, a
collector, a scream queen,

190
00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:02,162
a gamer, a rocker, and
blogger and a teen.

191
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:06,699
You make up every aspect
of the horror community.

192
00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:12,739
I've selected you all for this
very, very horrible opportunity.

193
00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:16,576
Now spread the word as much as you can.

194
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:18,778
For your audiences will never hear

195
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:22,149
from your worthless mouths again!

196
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:28,721
Hello, piggy, piggy, piggy, let's play.

197
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:33,760
Classic Kane, it's
classic freakin' Kane!

198
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,462
Wait you've seen this one before?

199
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,598
Oh my God, yes I've seen this before.

200
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:42,135
This guy is like king of
the traveling horror show.

201
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:46,606
Oh please don't tell me that none of
you have ever seen his shows before?

202
00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:47,607
Nope.

203
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,608
Nope.

204
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:49,476
Um, no.

205
00:16:51,311 --> 00:16:54,747
I mean I've heard him
mentioned by a few older

206
00:16:54,781 --> 00:17:00,988
shlock horror directors as inspiration when
I used to act, but never actually myself.

207
00:17:02,155 --> 00:17:04,891
Oh my God, I thought I recognized you.

208
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,160
You're the scream queen.

209
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:09,396
You were in Night Terrors.

210
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,563
Guilty.

211
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,299
Yeah yeah that is you.

212
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,733
I did a review on that movie.

213
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,569
Movie sucked but you were okay I guess.

214
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,739
No, you were amazing, trust me.

215
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:24,211
From the bottom of my
heart you were amazing.

216
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:25,645
Oh I worship you.

217
00:17:26,013 --> 00:17:29,016
So we were all selected
from our fan bases?

218
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,783
That's viral marketing at it's finest.

219
00:17:30,817 --> 00:17:32,119
He just wants us post about him.

220
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,221
Who here doesn't have a
shit ton of followers.

221
00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,822
Raise your hands if you don't.

222
00:17:35,855 --> 00:17:37,490
My Instagram's lit as fuck.

223
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:38,925
See what I mean.

224
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:41,794
No no, he's right, we were all picked

225
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,064
because we're influential
in the horror community.

226
00:17:44,097 --> 00:17:48,968
He just wants to get everybody
hyped about his return.

227
00:17:49,002 --> 00:17:50,937
I've known about Kane for years.

228
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:55,975
I even have his old comic book,
Circus Kane's Lurking Terrors.

229
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:57,677
God, I love that comic book.

230
00:17:57,710 --> 00:17:59,378
Dude tell me you still
have it, is it mint?

231
00:17:59,379 --> 00:18:02,315
No what happened was
I was off doing my thing

232
00:18:02,349 --> 00:18:05,052
and my Momma she went and sold it.

233
00:18:05,085 --> 00:18:07,954
You let your Mom sell your comic book.

234
00:18:07,987 --> 00:18:09,389
Don't talk about my momma.

235
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,258
There was that song about him, right?

236
00:18:11,291 --> 00:18:14,127
That Clown Killers single, Burn in...

237
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,495
Insane, yes that's it.

238
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:18,698
It was college, helped me study.

239
00:18:18,731 --> 00:18:22,702
Hey wait a minute, what
are you doing here, Einstein?

240
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:28,208
We all have some sort of reference
to Kane, what's your deal?

241
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:29,876
Thank you, medium-sized Ed,

242
00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:34,714
actually the reason I'm here is 'cause I'm not
scared as shit so I know I'm gonna win.

243
00:18:34,747 --> 00:18:38,351
Also I need the money
because I owe some people.

244
00:18:38,385 --> 00:18:41,488
Who doesn't need $250,000?

245
00:18:41,521 --> 00:18:46,459
You know what, all I care about
is getting my poster signed.

246
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,561
Once he signs them they're
gonna be worth like,

247
00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,730
a hundred times what I paid for them.

248
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,198
Why is that, you plan on killing him?

249
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:54,000
Dude, I'm not the killer,
Kane's the killer.

250
00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:57,304
Oh shit, he killed somebody? / For real?

251
00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,804
Yeah I think I read something about him

252
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:01,308
having some pretty bad legal problems.

253
00:19:01,341 --> 00:19:04,043
Yeah, if you want to call legal problems

254
00:19:04,077 --> 00:19:06,613
burning a man to death,
then he had legal problems.

255
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,816
Seriously, what are you talking about?

256
00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,787
Damn.

257
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,256
That's like the song.

258
00:19:16,289 --> 00:19:18,291
The burning man, that's right.

259
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:19,725
Yeah you guys know the song, right?

260
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:28,868
♪ This is the ballad of Balthazar Kane ♪

261
00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:32,004
♪ Who burned to a crisp
now he's gone insane ♪

262
00:19:32,038 --> 00:19:35,508
♪ Killer of love by Valentine's name ♪

263
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:38,411
♪ Burnt, to a jail to
live out his shame ♪

264
00:19:38,445 --> 00:19:41,914
♪ Born of the madness due to the pain ♪

265
00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:45,185
♪ Back from the dead
to play out his game ♪

266
00:19:45,218 --> 00:19:48,721
♪ Run little children
when you hear his name ♪

267
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,157
♪ 'Cause there's nowhere to hide ♪

268
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,960
♪ From Circus Kane ♪

269
00:19:57,397 --> 00:19:58,531
That was it.

270
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:01,268
Wow, that was wonderful.

271
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,472
Out now!

272
00:20:51,150 --> 00:20:55,388
So this is it? / Yeah.
How long was I out for?

273
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,457
I don't know, I was asleep too.

274
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,025
I think everyone was.

275
00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,627
They gassed us.

276
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:01,994
They what?

277
00:21:02,028 --> 00:21:03,696
I think they gassed us.

278
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,697
Don't be ridiculous.

279
00:21:04,731 --> 00:21:07,133
Move! Stairs, now! /
I saw the green gas.

280
00:21:07,166 --> 00:21:09,168
Lay off the drugs, punk.

281
00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:28,087
There must be no one around for miles.

282
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,723
I guess it's all just a
part of the experience huh?

283
00:21:30,757 --> 00:21:33,293
Kane couldn't have picked
a more perfect place.

284
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,696
It's huge, this place is rad.

285
00:21:36,729 --> 00:21:38,130
Creepy.

286
00:21:38,164 --> 00:21:42,034
Talking about the house or the way
Big Ed's been looking at you?

287
00:21:42,068 --> 00:21:48,341
This was totally worth being drugged,
or gassed or whatever he did to us.

288
00:22:03,590 --> 00:22:08,595
Welcome one, welcome all, to the
new and improved Circus Kane.

289
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,933
Enter, if you dare.

290
00:22:14,066 --> 00:22:15,635
Sure thing, Lurch.

291
00:22:19,372 --> 00:22:22,509
Into the haunted mansion we go.

292
00:22:22,542 --> 00:22:25,211
I don't like the way this looks.

293
00:22:25,244 --> 00:22:26,245
Let's do this.

294
00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,485
All right.

295
00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:37,490
Are you ready?
The circus is about to begin.

296
00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:44,731
This is gonna be the
easiest money I ever made.

297
00:22:44,764 --> 00:22:45,765
What the fuck?

298
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,903
Hey, where did they go?

299
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:06,353
Good luck.

300
00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:17,730
Look inside to see your fate.

301
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,699
You think it's a two-way mirror?

302
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:22,502
No, it's too old for that.

303
00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:28,775
That was nothing, guys.

304
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:32,311
I've seen that gag a hundred times.

305
00:23:32,345 --> 00:23:34,381
Hey, are you okay?

306
00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,748
Yeah I'm fine.

307
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:40,387
Yo, can I have one of those?

308
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,120
You don't want one of these,
this is medicine.

309
00:23:42,121 --> 00:23:43,590
I've got a bad heart.

310
00:23:43,623 --> 00:23:45,792
What, did you do a little
too much blow there, Big Ed?

311
00:23:45,825 --> 00:23:48,861
I just wasn't expecting
a jump scare that's all.

312
00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:51,055
Who comes to a haunted house
not expecting jump scares?

313
00:23:51,063 --> 00:23:53,400
I'm here to face my fears.

314
00:24:00,973 --> 00:24:01,874
Shall we?

315
00:24:03,342 --> 00:24:04,577
Lead the way.

316
00:24:26,533 --> 00:24:29,569
Ooh that was so scary.

317
00:24:29,602 --> 00:24:31,202
They're gonna have to
do way better than that

318
00:24:31,203 --> 00:24:35,241
or we're all going home
with 250 large, cha-ching.

319
00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:36,743
In my bank account.

320
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:38,411
Hawaii here I come.

321
00:24:38,445 --> 00:24:40,647
I bet you Big Ed doesn't
make it 20 more minutes.

322
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:47,687
Yo yo yo yo yo, I was just faking my
heart condition to psyche you out, OB.

323
00:24:48,354 --> 00:24:51,123
Yo yo yo don't shit your
pants and die, old man.

324
00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:57,597
I'm hungry, when do we eat?

325
00:24:57,630 --> 00:24:58,465
Figures.

326
00:24:59,732 --> 00:25:01,033
I'm a growing boy.

327
00:25:01,067 --> 00:25:02,068
No you're not.

328
00:25:03,402 --> 00:25:06,372
Now this is getting interesting.

329
00:25:06,405 --> 00:25:08,374
These photos are horrific.

330
00:25:08,407 --> 00:25:10,643
I think you mean "awesome."

331
00:25:13,412 --> 00:25:15,314
It's like they're just meat.

332
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:16,916
Aren't we all?

333
00:25:16,949 --> 00:25:18,389
This is gonna look great on my site.

334
00:25:18,417 --> 00:25:22,622
Huh, that's interesting,
I have cell service.

335
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:26,192
It doesn't exactly fit the whole
abandoned haunted house cliché, does it?

336
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,094
I'm telling you man,
it's all for promotion.

337
00:25:28,127 --> 00:25:29,862
You think? / Yeah.

338
00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:32,298
Isn't he full of surprises?

339
00:25:34,300 --> 00:25:40,573
Hello, my marvelous little
martyrs and my little piggies.

340
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:45,111
Let's get this slaughterhouse
officially started!

341
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:49,015
But, before we begin,

342
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:52,151
I would have something
to remember you by

343
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:57,189
or should I say, to
identify the corpse with.

344
00:25:58,925 --> 00:26:04,931
Now if you'll notice, in the corners of
all the rooms you'll see these red lights.

345
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:09,936
These, my little piggies,
are cameras that are there

346
00:26:09,969 --> 00:26:15,842
to record every delicious
moment of your demise.

347
00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:20,212
I'll broadcast these
videos to all of your fans

348
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:25,117
and to all of your followers
after your journey has ended.

349
00:26:25,151 --> 00:26:31,758
So, your descent into madness and
hell can be shared with the world.

350
00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:37,530
I would like you to
share on social media,

351
00:26:37,564 --> 00:26:42,501
to all of your little parasites
for all the world to see...

352
00:26:42,535 --> 00:26:43,770
I told you guys, you see?

353
00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:47,406
Yeah yeah we get it
dude, shut up already.

354
00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,441
...The Circus Kane!

355
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:54,046
And your roles as my disciples
of pleasure and pain.

356
00:26:54,080 --> 00:27:00,119
If you're too weak and you can't
take the heat just ask for mercy

357
00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:08,094
with the words, Balthazar Kane,
you win again!

358
00:27:08,127 --> 00:27:10,963
And you are free to leave...

359
00:27:10,997 --> 00:27:15,501
Big Ed never taps out.

360
00:27:15,534 --> 00:27:19,606
...You go home empty-handed.

361
00:27:19,639 --> 00:27:22,842
But if you make it all the way though,

362
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:28,681
you go home $250,000 richer!

363
00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,151
Now, I doubt that any
of you will make it

364
00:27:32,184 --> 00:27:38,625
all the way through, and I am quite
confident in what I have in store for you.

365
00:27:39,626 --> 00:27:42,995
This mansion has been in
my family for generations,

366
00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:47,533
and it contains the
vengeful dead of centuries.

367
00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:53,439
And all of it is wired from
top to bottom with cameras

368
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:57,509
so that you'll never,
ever be truly alone.

369
00:27:57,543 --> 00:28:02,348
Now, as you travel through
the lost shadows of my home,

370
00:28:02,381 --> 00:28:08,054
you may bump into my little
friends here and there.

371
00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:10,923
But...

372
00:28:10,957 --> 00:28:14,426
Let courage be your muse.

373
00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:17,529
And explore at your own peril.

374
00:28:17,563 --> 00:28:21,200
And I promise you nothing less than

375
00:28:21,233 --> 00:28:28,240
the most terrifying night of
you're miserable, little lives.

376
00:28:28,941 --> 00:28:35,948
Release your inner monsters inside
and let darkness be your guide.

377
00:28:41,721 --> 00:28:43,422
Brr, zoinks.

378
00:28:43,455 --> 00:28:47,593
Thelma, I think it's
time we looked for clues.

379
00:28:47,626 --> 00:28:49,862
Do we get a Scooby snack if we find one?

380
00:28:49,896 --> 00:28:52,264
Rooby roo!

381
00:28:52,298 --> 00:28:53,866
Stupid.

382
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,235
Hey! That door just opened.

383
00:29:03,910 --> 00:29:05,044
Looks like a magic room.

384
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:07,079
Any fool can see that.

385
00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:13,219
Come on, guys.

386
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:14,653
What just happened?

387
00:29:14,687 --> 00:29:16,255
Let me try.
What the fuck?

388
00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:18,090
Hey, open the door.

389
00:29:18,124 --> 00:29:18,958
It's locked.

390
00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,226
Come on guys, open the door.

391
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:22,028
We have to get in there.

392
00:29:23,796 --> 00:29:25,998
Oh shit, no no no, open the door!
Come on, guys!

393
00:29:26,032 --> 00:29:27,934
Open the fucking door! /
I'm sure he's fine.

394
00:29:27,967 --> 00:29:29,334
Do something.
He doesn't sound okay.

395
00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:30,703
Open the fucking door!

396
00:29:30,737 --> 00:29:32,471
Open the fucking door!

397
00:29:32,504 --> 00:29:35,074
No no!

398
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:35,942
Let me.

399
00:29:39,545 --> 00:29:42,882
There you go, you loosened it up for me.

400
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:01,300
Oh Jesus.

401
00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,481
What's going on?

402
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:29,161
Oh this is a gag, guys.

403
00:30:29,195 --> 00:30:30,897
This is Kane.

404
00:30:39,839 --> 00:30:42,508
See, it's nothing.

405
00:30:50,883 --> 00:30:53,385
He doesn't think it's funny.

406
00:31:23,082 --> 00:31:24,750
Where'd he go?

407
00:31:24,783 --> 00:31:27,753
He's good. / Guys,
I think we should help him.

408
00:31:41,233 --> 00:31:43,235
Oh shit. / No, that's a real chainsaw.

409
00:31:56,582 --> 00:32:00,152
He's actually killing him, he's actually
killing him! / That's real!

410
00:32:04,991 --> 00:32:07,826
No, Jake, Jake!

411
00:32:20,172 --> 00:32:21,707
All right, we have to get out of here.

412
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:23,442
Chill. / This is not good.

413
00:32:23,475 --> 00:32:24,543
I'm calling the police.

414
00:32:24,576 --> 00:32:27,413
No no, don't be ridiculous.

415
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:30,082
That clown just murdered Jake,
I'm not going to be next.

416
00:32:30,116 --> 00:32:32,651
Put the phone down.

417
00:32:32,684 --> 00:32:36,122
Look, we just met this dude, guys.

418
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:39,758
I mean seriously, all Jake would talk
about was posting on social media.

419
00:32:39,791 --> 00:32:43,595
This is scaring people 101, right?

420
00:32:43,629 --> 00:32:47,333
Always have a plant.

421
00:32:47,366 --> 00:32:50,569
Sure, this guy they let him cozy
up to us a little bit, right?

422
00:32:50,602 --> 00:32:53,839
And then the next thing you know,

423
00:32:53,872 --> 00:32:56,275
he's over there, they've
obscured his view from us

424
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:58,744
a little while while
they set up the gag.

425
00:32:58,777 --> 00:33:02,081
I hate to agree with
anybody in this room,

426
00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:05,084
but dude, you are absolutely right.

427
00:33:05,117 --> 00:33:08,720
No dude, listen, I used to see
Kane's shows back in the 80's,

428
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:11,690
and I saw this one
where he'd take a random

429
00:33:11,723 --> 00:33:16,395
audience member and offer him
$10,000 to cross this tightrope.

430
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:19,765
And when the guy would get about halfway
across the tightrope, he'd shake it,

431
00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:23,402
and then the guy would fall off and get
impaled by a spike, it was awesome.

432
00:33:23,435 --> 00:33:29,741
But I saw the show 10 times,
and every time I saw the show,

433
00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,945
exact same audience member,
exact same fall,

434
00:33:32,979 --> 00:33:37,049
exact same spike, and that's right
when we had the fire 20 years ago.

435
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:40,386
You know the burning man, we all thought
it was just a big freaking Kane joke.

436
00:33:40,419 --> 00:33:43,789
I can't believe you guys haven't
seen this trick a million times.

437
00:33:43,822 --> 00:33:46,892
Think about it, it's obvious
if you think about it.

438
00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:49,728
Jake is working with Kane.

439
00:33:49,928 --> 00:33:50,929
Yep.

440
00:33:52,398 --> 00:33:55,334
I guess you're right, I mean, we
are at a haunted house attraction.

441
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,903
They are supposed to
be scaring us, right?

442
00:33:57,936 --> 00:34:01,507
Let's just go check out the next room.

443
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,009
It's all right man, come on.

444
00:34:03,042 --> 00:34:05,377
Nice try, Spooky the Clown.

445
00:34:14,020 --> 00:34:16,522
I just saved you guys 250 G's.

446
00:34:32,071 --> 00:34:33,539
Both doors are locked.

447
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,574
So where do we go now?

448
00:34:36,975 --> 00:34:39,145
Maybe there was a hidden
message in the video.

449
00:34:39,178 --> 00:34:40,912
Well it's not like we
can see that in here.

450
00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:42,581
That guy filmed it.

451
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,116
I have a name, you know?

452
00:34:44,150 --> 00:34:46,385
Yeah it's Marky Mark.

453
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:49,221
Hey man that's a compliment,
he was the voice of a generation.

454
00:34:49,255 --> 00:34:52,191
Well... / Can we see the video? /
Sure.

455
00:35:02,301 --> 00:35:06,238
Well hello my marvelous
little martyrs. / It's looped.

456
00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:08,540
What?
What is that supposed to mean?

457
00:35:08,574 --> 00:35:11,843
It's looped, it's a different voice

458
00:35:11,877 --> 00:35:15,347
playing over an old Circus
Kane commercial from the 90's.

459
00:35:15,381 --> 00:35:17,216
How could you possibly know that?

460
00:35:17,249 --> 00:35:19,285
Dude, I play these
commercials all the time

461
00:35:19,318 --> 00:35:22,388
in my shop, Big Ed's Hoarder
Heaven on 3rd and Main.

462
00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,923
Everything's different
except the last line,

463
00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:28,827
the last line's the same in the old
commercial and the new commercial.

464
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:32,364
Let the darkness guide you.

465
00:35:33,165 --> 00:35:35,667
I think that's a clue.

466
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:37,836
What does it mean?

467
00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,372
I'll tell you what it means.

468
00:35:43,609 --> 00:35:47,113
I have no idea what it means.

469
00:35:49,281 --> 00:35:50,782
You're a genius.

470
00:35:54,586 --> 00:35:55,587
Black lights?

471
00:35:55,621 --> 00:35:57,123
Guys, look.

472
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:00,659
Okay.

473
00:36:06,198 --> 00:36:06,998
Nothing.

474
00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,737
Got something.

475
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:12,904
Is there anything in there?

476
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:14,206
I'm checking.

477
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:20,946
Ladies and gentlemen,
we have ourselves a key.

478
00:36:20,979 --> 00:36:23,315
I'll take that, thank you.

479
00:36:31,390 --> 00:36:34,860
All right guys, let's get out of here.

480
00:36:34,893 --> 00:36:36,428
That was easy.

481
00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:39,698
Yeah, because you didn't do anything.

482
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:54,112
Whoa. / What reeks?

483
00:36:57,816 --> 00:36:59,251
Shit, it's locked.

484
00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,988
Well look for some
more arrows or something.

485
00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:05,591
God, it looks so real.

486
00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:06,858
Even the smell.

487
00:37:09,027 --> 00:37:10,362
You don't think...

488
00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:13,599
Oh it's moving.

489
00:37:13,632 --> 00:37:15,167
It's trying to say something.

490
00:37:15,201 --> 00:37:21,540
My little piggies, you're doing so swell
climbing deeper into hell.

491
00:37:21,573 --> 00:37:26,778
You will need to find
the key to set me free.

492
00:37:26,812 --> 00:37:31,082
You are the apple of my eye.

493
00:37:32,784 --> 00:37:33,619
Goodbye.

494
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:38,390
This is easy, we just gotta find a key.

495
00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:43,195
Well it's a small room,
let's start looking.

496
00:37:49,368 --> 00:37:51,603
Nothing over here so far.

497
00:37:58,577 --> 00:38:00,512
I found something.

498
00:38:00,546 --> 00:38:02,281
What makes you say that?

499
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:04,350
The bear and an apple.

500
00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,051
The apple of my eye.

501
00:38:08,153 --> 00:38:09,588
Does anybody have a knife?

502
00:38:09,621 --> 00:38:11,390
Actually I got one.

503
00:38:14,059 --> 00:38:16,362
Wouldn't have expected
Marky Mark to be a Boy Scout.

504
00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:20,432
Oh it's because I'm wicked
smart Big Ed, wicked fuckin' smart.

505
00:38:20,466 --> 00:38:22,133
Say hello to your mother for me.

506
00:38:22,167 --> 00:38:24,503
There's something in here.

507
00:38:29,107 --> 00:38:31,343
Say hello to my little key.

508
00:38:31,377 --> 00:38:32,578
Anybody want to try it out?

509
00:38:32,611 --> 00:38:36,615
It's the key to my heart,
don't break it.

510
00:38:36,648 --> 00:38:39,818
You would have a little key, Big Ed.

511
00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:44,022
It doesn't work.

512
00:38:44,055 --> 00:38:45,222
What do you mean it doesn't work?

513
00:38:45,223 --> 00:38:47,926
I mean it's too small, it doesn't fit.

514
00:38:47,959 --> 00:38:49,728
She literally just said that.

515
00:38:49,761 --> 00:38:53,665
I've never had that problem, but
we're trying to solve riddles here.

516
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,701
You know, for a haunted
house attraction,

517
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,136
this house has more riddles
than it does scares.

518
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,172
Wait hold on, let me see that key.

519
00:39:05,076 --> 00:39:07,245
That's 'cause this goes to a padlock.

520
00:39:07,279 --> 00:39:08,747
How did you know that?

521
00:39:08,780 --> 00:39:12,684
I used to steal shit, that's why
I owe people money and I'm here.

522
00:39:19,591 --> 00:39:20,726
Dope.

523
00:39:20,759 --> 00:39:22,260
Now what, genius?

524
00:39:25,464 --> 00:39:27,399
OK, here goes nothing.

525
00:39:30,336 --> 00:39:31,503
It's not real.

526
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,574
Oh God. / Oh yeah!

527
00:39:35,607 --> 00:39:38,276
Oh God. / It stinks.

528
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:45,817
Hold on, there's something in here.

529
00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,553
What is it?

530
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:50,188
Can't find it, oh God.

531
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,327
Oh it's just a speaker.

532
00:39:58,430 --> 00:40:00,832
There's nothing...
there's no key or anything.

533
00:40:00,866 --> 00:40:02,368
It's in the eye.

534
00:40:04,703 --> 00:40:06,204
That's really gross.

535
00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,306
Well who wants to try out that theory?

536
00:40:08,340 --> 00:40:11,410
Somebody help me out, come
on, want to help me out?

537
00:40:11,443 --> 00:40:12,277
Nope.

538
00:40:15,847 --> 00:40:18,149
Seriously, nobody?

539
00:40:18,183 --> 00:40:20,285
I'm lactose intolerant.

540
00:40:21,353 --> 00:40:22,854
Fine, I'll do it.

541
00:40:24,456 --> 00:40:25,290
All right.

542
00:40:26,725 --> 00:40:28,460
I knew I liked you.

543
00:40:38,870 --> 00:40:39,871
Oh God.

544
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,608
That's awesome.

545
00:40:48,480 --> 00:40:51,383
Oh there we go, there we go.

546
00:40:53,118 --> 00:40:54,252
There's the key.

547
00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,454
Get the key.

548
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,322
Ooh, it's slimy.

549
00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,627
Come on, let's get the fuck out of here.

550
00:41:03,429 --> 00:41:06,598
This room creeps me out, oh God.

551
00:41:10,669 --> 00:41:14,873
What was ahead of us was the worst
things anyone could ever imagine.

552
00:41:14,906 --> 00:41:19,077
It was the depths of hell and
we were going in willingly.

553
00:41:29,354 --> 00:41:30,321
We got a demon.

554
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,191
What the hell, that's not cool.

555
00:41:33,224 --> 00:41:34,560
And two rooms.

556
00:41:35,694 --> 00:41:38,063
More obstacles, 'cause
that's not annoying.

557
00:41:38,096 --> 00:41:40,265
Like for sure, what's a matter,

558
00:41:40,298 --> 00:41:42,367
don't you have an app for that?

559
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:43,735
Bring it on...

560
00:41:45,403 --> 00:41:47,272
Do you think you're funny?

561
00:41:47,305 --> 00:41:49,140
Just wondering 'cause it's sad.

562
00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,842
That's a good one.

563
00:41:53,178 --> 00:41:54,012
Hey.

564
00:41:55,947 --> 00:41:57,382
Don't I know you?

565
00:41:59,217 --> 00:42:02,053
You were in Night Terror with me.

566
00:42:02,087 --> 00:42:04,255
Did you audition for that?

567
00:42:06,792 --> 00:42:09,360
It is a ticket booth, maybe
we should take a ticket.

568
00:42:09,394 --> 00:42:11,730
That's a really good idea.

569
00:42:12,764 --> 00:42:14,700
Hi.

570
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:16,502
Seven tickets, please.

571
00:42:30,816 --> 00:42:32,117
One.

572
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,151
I'm a one.

573
00:42:37,989 --> 00:42:39,525
I'm a two.

574
00:42:39,558 --> 00:42:40,559
I'm a one.

575
00:42:45,163 --> 00:42:50,035
So I guess we should go to the door
that corresponds with our cards?

576
00:42:51,336 --> 00:42:54,139
Yeah sounds about right.

577
00:42:54,172 --> 00:42:56,708
Hey um bro, could I switch with you,

578
00:42:56,742 --> 00:42:59,811
I think I would be better in this group?

579
00:42:59,845 --> 00:43:02,147
We're good here, you should
probably help out grandpa.

580
00:43:02,180 --> 00:43:03,549
Really, because I'd really like...

581
00:43:03,582 --> 00:43:05,917
Dude, she said no. / Okay.

582
00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:18,063
Please help me Obi-Wan,
you're our only hope.

583
00:43:18,096 --> 00:43:20,331
Wow, that's a really old reference.

584
00:43:20,365 --> 00:43:23,569
My God, you people live in caves.

585
00:43:23,602 --> 00:43:25,604
Check out those photos.

586
00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:27,205
Look at the clowns.

587
00:43:28,073 --> 00:43:29,875
Each one they go down.

588
00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:31,776
I think we're supposed to open
the doors at the same time.

589
00:43:31,777 --> 00:43:33,745
How did you get that?

590
00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:35,113
Three two one.

591
00:43:37,816 --> 00:43:40,886
On one, at the same time.

592
00:43:40,919 --> 00:43:42,721
Knob in hand, good to go.

593
00:43:42,754 --> 00:43:44,255
Three, two, one.

594
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:49,995
God dammit.

595
00:43:50,028 --> 00:43:52,063
Oh Jesus, it's hot in here.

596
00:43:52,097 --> 00:43:53,899
Maybe it's because you're here.

597
00:43:53,932 --> 00:43:54,933
Thank you.

598
00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,303
That looks dangerous.

599
00:43:58,336 --> 00:43:59,170
What?

600
00:44:01,139 --> 00:44:05,310
Shit. What the hell are we
supposed to do with this?

601
00:44:07,312 --> 00:44:08,513
Check it out.

602
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,919
Follow the yellow brick road?

603
00:44:16,021 --> 00:44:16,855
I guess.

604
00:44:18,824 --> 00:44:21,927
Okay, we got stumps, what do we do?

605
00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:24,796
I imagine we have to hop across them.

606
00:44:24,830 --> 00:44:28,967
That's ridiculous, why wouldn't
we just walk around them?

607
00:44:29,868 --> 00:44:34,706
Shit ah! / You okay.

608
00:44:36,507 --> 00:44:40,045
Can't walk across it,
the floor's super-heated.

609
00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:41,913
Fuck, I'll go first.

610
00:44:43,081 --> 00:44:46,451
All right, I guess I'm going first.

611
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:52,390
Would you care to? /
That's all you, girl.

612
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:04,703
What's that sound?

613
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,538
Oh fuck!

614
00:45:07,572 --> 00:45:08,874
What happened?

615
00:45:09,941 --> 00:45:10,909
Oh God.

616
00:45:10,942 --> 00:45:11,910
What happened?

617
00:45:11,943 --> 00:45:12,978
The fucking thing cut me.

618
00:45:13,011 --> 00:45:14,813
This is like really dangerous.

619
00:45:14,846 --> 00:45:17,649
No fucking shit, it's fucking real.

620
00:45:17,683 --> 00:45:20,551
I guess $250,000 makes
it worth the risk.

621
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:24,355
So I guess uh, I'll time it. Fuck!

622
00:45:24,389 --> 00:45:25,456
Be careful.

623
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,202
Those look really sharp.

624
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:44,175
These are sharp, guys, be careful.

625
00:45:49,815 --> 00:45:52,483
Crawl through. / Let's do this.

626
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:06,691
Don't you think this is a little
fucked up to do to people?

627
00:47:06,724 --> 00:47:07,759
Be careful!

628
00:47:31,917 --> 00:47:33,651
The walls are heated.

629
00:47:40,558 --> 00:47:41,559
Come on, let's go.

630
00:47:41,592 --> 00:47:42,427
Hold on.

631
00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:03,849
Here, give me your jacket.

632
00:48:08,053 --> 00:48:14,092
All right, just hold onto this and
just slide through, like a penguin.

633
00:48:14,125 --> 00:48:15,160
What?

634
00:48:15,193 --> 00:48:17,562
Keep your head down,
I'm gonna pull you through

635
00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:18,628
and you just slide right on through.

636
00:48:18,629 --> 00:48:19,965
One, two, three.

637
00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:24,602
Ah stop, stop!

638
00:48:25,503 --> 00:48:26,737
Are you okay?

639
00:48:26,771 --> 00:48:28,539
Hell no, I ain't okay, I'm hooked.

640
00:48:28,573 --> 00:48:29,674
Can you go back?

641
00:48:29,707 --> 00:48:31,142
No, I can't move, dammit.

642
00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:32,810
What do we do? / I don't know.

643
00:48:32,844 --> 00:48:34,279
We pull.

644
00:48:34,312 --> 00:48:35,280
No, what?

645
00:48:35,313 --> 00:48:36,781
What?! / We pull him through.

646
00:48:36,814 --> 00:48:38,449
No, no, no, no, no!

647
00:48:38,483 --> 00:48:41,052
Come on, it's not that bad,
it's just your shirt mostly.

648
00:48:41,086 --> 00:48:43,421
It's not my shirt, it's
my skin, how do you know?

649
00:48:43,454 --> 00:48:44,755
Stop being such a pussy.

650
00:48:44,789 --> 00:48:46,124
I'm not!

651
00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:47,358
You sure?

652
00:48:47,392 --> 00:48:50,028
Do you take your band-aids
off fast or slow?

653
00:48:50,061 --> 00:48:51,496
Fast. / Me too.

654
00:48:55,133 --> 00:48:57,468
Oh God, Mommy.

655
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:00,171
There you go, big man.

656
00:49:00,205 --> 00:49:03,808
Son of a bitch, you could've killed me.

657
00:49:03,841 --> 00:49:05,476
Easy, easy, you're okay.

658
00:49:05,510 --> 00:49:07,412
Hey, it's not even that bad.

659
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:08,679
And it's over now, okay?

660
00:49:08,713 --> 00:49:11,716
Seriously?! / Lemme see.

661
00:49:12,283 --> 00:49:14,920
Come on, I've had
periods with heavier flows.

662
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:18,656
Fine, let's just get out of here.

663
00:49:18,689 --> 00:49:22,193
But you stay away from me,
you understand?

664
00:49:25,230 --> 00:49:29,400
Let's just make it out
of this alive, okay guys?

665
00:49:39,911 --> 00:49:41,179
Come on, guys.

666
00:49:58,964 --> 00:50:01,399
You okay?

667
00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:02,433
No!

668
00:50:03,834 --> 00:50:04,835
It's locked.

669
00:50:06,871 --> 00:50:08,974
There's no way out. / This.

670
00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:11,776
No, okay.

671
00:50:11,809 --> 00:50:13,478
Look for a mallet.

672
00:50:18,616 --> 00:50:21,452
I don't see anything,
just a bunch of bears.

673
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:31,029
Should we ask for a hint?

674
00:50:37,035 --> 00:50:39,737
I don't see anything.
There!

675
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,340
Yes!
Kane, can we have a hint?

676
00:50:44,976 --> 00:50:45,810
Look.

677
00:50:50,048 --> 00:50:51,216
It's locked.

678
00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:52,817
It's a jack in the box.

679
00:50:52,850 --> 00:50:54,252
Look for a crank.

680
00:51:02,860 --> 00:51:06,364
They have little cranks.
They have little cranks, crank those.

681
00:51:11,369 --> 00:51:15,540
I hear something, don't stop,
something's happening.

682
00:51:17,808 --> 00:51:18,643
Nothing.

683
00:51:45,170 --> 00:51:46,504
Where'd he go?

684
00:51:49,006 --> 00:51:50,441
He's gone.

685
00:51:52,577 --> 00:51:55,380
This place looks like
my grandma's house.

686
00:51:55,413 --> 00:51:58,149
So you've inherited her good taste.

687
00:51:58,183 --> 00:51:59,184
Eat a dick.

688
00:51:59,217 --> 00:52:00,485
All right, enough.

689
00:52:00,518 --> 00:52:02,086
Can you guys just put
your differences aside

690
00:52:02,087 --> 00:52:05,556
so we can work together
and figure this out?

691
00:52:05,590 --> 00:52:08,959
Come on, look around,
find some clues or something.

692
00:52:08,993 --> 00:52:10,228
Look at this.

693
00:52:14,665 --> 00:52:17,168
Seems kind of obvious, right?

694
00:52:24,609 --> 00:52:28,946
It's locked, looks
like we need another key.

695
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:31,316
Well isn't that wonderful?

696
00:52:32,049 --> 00:52:36,487
Well it's got to be here,
so everybody spread out.

697
00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:39,457
I'll start in this pile right here.

698
00:52:41,592 --> 00:52:43,428
I'll take this pile.

699
00:52:55,940 --> 00:52:58,109
Fucking hate clowns.

700
00:52:58,143 --> 00:53:00,145
Honestly, who doesn't?

701
00:53:12,923 --> 00:53:14,058
Did you see that?

702
00:53:14,091 --> 00:53:16,227
See what? / It's fucking eyes moved.

703
00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:17,262
What?

704
00:53:18,863 --> 00:53:20,097
What?

705
00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:26,804
Oh my God!

706
00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:34,412
Oh my God, oh my God.

707
00:53:42,019 --> 00:53:43,621
I didn't sign up for this.

708
00:53:43,654 --> 00:53:46,691
It's 250 G's, it's not worth this.

709
00:53:46,724 --> 00:53:48,393
Kane, let us out, we're done.

710
00:53:48,426 --> 00:53:51,095
Guys, I know it's fucked up,
but I think I'm gonna stay.

711
00:53:51,128 --> 00:53:52,597
What?

712
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:56,934
What, are you mental,
you see what he did to me?

713
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,170
He bit off my finger, you
want to lose some fingers?

714
00:53:59,204 --> 00:54:02,607
No I don't, but I'd rather lose a
finger than lose my little brother.

715
00:54:02,640 --> 00:54:05,443
They're gonna take him away from
me if I don't bring in some cash.

716
00:54:05,476 --> 00:54:09,280
Then help us find the key, we still
need a key to get out of this room.

717
00:54:11,682 --> 00:54:14,084
I got it, I've got the key! /
Here, here, here!

718
00:54:20,625 --> 00:54:23,194
Must've done something right.

719
00:54:27,198 --> 00:54:28,866
Nothing's happening.

720
00:54:31,168 --> 00:54:33,137
I want to get out! / What?

721
00:54:33,170 --> 00:54:34,539
I want to go back to my basement!

722
00:54:34,572 --> 00:54:35,806
Why isn't anything happening?

723
00:54:35,840 --> 00:54:36,741
Nothing's happening.

724
00:54:36,774 --> 00:54:37,775
Oh my God.

725
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:41,145
It's not working, come on.

726
00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:42,347
Let me out of here!

727
00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:45,716
Come on, come on! / Let me out!

728
00:54:45,750 --> 00:54:47,485
The words, what did
Kane say in the video?

729
00:54:47,518 --> 00:54:49,654
The words that we have to
say if we want to leave.

730
00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:52,022
Okay, it was Balthazar Kane.

731
00:54:52,056 --> 00:54:52,723
Balthazar Kane!

732
00:54:53,524 --> 00:54:54,525
Balthazar Kane.

733
00:54:54,559 --> 00:54:56,060
What?!

734
00:54:56,093 --> 00:54:57,595
Balthazar Kane, you win again.

735
00:54:57,928 --> 00:54:59,196
Balthazar Kane, you win again.

736
00:54:59,297 --> 00:55:01,566
Balthazar Kane, you win again.

737
00:55:01,599 --> 00:55:03,368
You win again!

738
00:55:21,185 --> 00:55:22,019
Billy?

739
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,661
Billy.

740
00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:31,896
Billy.

741
00:55:32,397 --> 00:55:33,698
No Billy.

742
00:55:33,731 --> 00:55:36,133
Are you okay?
Oh my God.

743
00:55:45,510 --> 00:55:47,144
If he can do it, so can I.

744
00:55:47,177 --> 00:55:48,212
Roxy, no!

745
00:55:48,245 --> 00:55:49,347
Roxy, wait, no!

746
00:55:51,716 --> 00:55:53,217
Roxy, stop!

747
00:55:53,250 --> 00:55:56,120
Roxy, stop moving,
it's only making it worse.

748
00:55:59,156 --> 00:56:03,227
Stay still, stay still.

749
00:56:03,260 --> 00:56:05,262
Roxy, Roxy!

750
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:08,966
I gotta get out of here.

751
00:56:23,147 --> 00:56:28,152
Roxy no, Roxy slow down!
Roxy, stop! Roxy, stop!

752
00:56:28,185 --> 00:56:29,754
No, I have to get out of here!

753
00:56:36,226 --> 00:56:37,094
Roxy, Roxy!

754
00:56:37,127 --> 00:56:38,363
Roxy, stop.

755
00:56:38,396 --> 00:56:40,164
Roxy, come back!

756
00:56:40,197 --> 00:56:44,134
We have to save her!
We have to save her, Roxy!

757
00:56:44,168 --> 00:56:46,337
You don't have to do this.

758
00:56:50,007 --> 00:56:51,776
I gotta go help her.

759
00:56:51,809 --> 00:56:52,643
Roxy?

760
00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:55,546
Roxy?

761
00:56:57,281 --> 00:56:58,115
Roxy?

762
00:56:59,350 --> 00:57:00,184
Tracy.

763
00:57:01,318 --> 00:57:02,887
Let me go!

764
00:57:11,061 --> 00:57:11,896
No.

765
00:57:12,863 --> 00:57:15,265
It's okay, it's all right.

766
00:57:17,602 --> 00:57:18,869
It's okay, shh.

767
00:57:31,482 --> 00:57:34,284
What gives you the right, Kane?

768
00:57:34,318 --> 00:57:37,354
Why, you do, Mr. Valentine.

769
00:57:37,388 --> 00:57:39,223
You give me the right.

770
00:57:40,425 --> 00:57:41,759
Now, please, go.

771
00:57:44,629 --> 00:57:48,499
I'll leave, sure, after
I get what's coming to me.

772
00:57:48,533 --> 00:57:50,835
What's that, Mr. Valentine?

773
00:57:50,868 --> 00:57:51,869
Prison time?

774
00:57:53,404 --> 00:57:57,575
Now, I've asked you to leave, politely.

775
00:57:59,176 --> 00:58:02,279
Now leave before I lose my patience.

776
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:04,615
That property is mine, old man!

777
00:58:04,649 --> 00:58:06,717
I'm leaving here with it.

778
00:58:08,152 --> 00:58:10,286
You know, Mr. Valentine,
for the strong man in my show,

779
00:58:10,287 --> 00:58:14,625
you really are rather quite
weak, and quite pathetic.

780
00:58:14,659 --> 00:58:19,163
Now, you will leave my
tent and you are fired.

781
00:58:25,870 --> 00:58:26,704
No!

782
00:58:30,274 --> 00:58:31,275
No, Father!

783
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:44,188
We've gotta do something,
we've gotta get out of here.

784
00:58:50,561 --> 00:58:52,897
We're getting out of here.

785
00:58:58,302 --> 00:58:59,436
Hello?

786
00:58:59,470 --> 00:59:00,705
911. What's your emergency?

787
00:59:00,738 --> 00:59:02,239
We need an ambulance right away.

788
00:59:02,272 --> 00:59:05,042
To what address?

789
00:59:05,075 --> 00:59:07,612
I don't know where I am.

790
00:59:07,645 --> 00:59:10,981
We can triangulate
where you are, please hold.

791
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,049
Okay.

792
00:59:12,082 --> 00:59:13,250
What's going on?

793
00:59:13,283 --> 00:59:16,921
They're trying to
figure out where we are.

794
00:59:18,656 --> 00:59:21,592
We found you, we will
send over an ambulance

795
00:59:21,626 --> 00:59:25,429
right away, we will
be there in two hours.

796
00:59:25,462 --> 00:59:28,966
What?
This is an emergency, somebody died!

797
00:59:28,999 --> 00:59:31,802
Are you kidding me, two hours?

798
00:59:31,836 --> 00:59:33,704
This is the soonest we can get to you.

799
00:59:33,738 --> 00:59:36,406
You are very far away from
any emergency services.

800
00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:38,609
Send somebody, send the police.

801
00:59:38,643 --> 00:59:40,044
We will send a squad car as well.

802
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,579
Fuck! / What?

803
00:59:41,612 --> 00:59:45,783
It's gonna be two hours
before anyone can get here.

804
00:59:49,019 --> 00:59:51,722
We find Kane, we find the
others, tell them what happened.

805
00:59:51,756 --> 00:59:53,858
Kane doesn't give a fuck,
haven't you noticed?!

806
00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:56,260
Don't be ridiculous, a person died.

807
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:59,597
That's taking the scare
way too far, let's go.

808
00:59:59,630 --> 01:00:03,233
What are we gonna do with the body?

809
01:00:03,267 --> 01:00:05,803
He's dead, Scott, we can't take him.

810
01:00:05,836 --> 01:00:09,640
We have to find Kane and find the
others and tell them what happened.

811
01:00:09,674 --> 01:00:12,276
We can come back for him later.

812
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:18,382
What about the money?

813
01:00:18,415 --> 01:00:21,318
Fuck the money, we're going home.

814
01:00:44,875 --> 01:00:46,376
Come on, let's go!

815
01:00:53,984 --> 01:00:54,819
Go!

816
01:00:57,021 --> 01:00:58,623
Here, give me your hand, let's go.

817
01:00:58,656 --> 01:01:00,858
We've gotta go, come on, let's go!

818
01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,660
Give me your hand! / I can't!

819
01:01:02,693 --> 01:01:05,062
You can do it. / Give me your hand!

820
01:01:05,095 --> 01:01:07,097
Come on, let's go!

821
01:01:12,569 --> 01:01:15,606
Next one, let's go, no breaks!

822
01:01:20,611 --> 01:01:21,612
I'm sorry.

823
01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:30,921
Come on, let's go!

824
01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:35,893
Come on, let's go!

825
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:39,930
Come on, time it out, let's go.
Go!

826
01:01:48,773 --> 01:01:49,840
Ed just got killed.

827
01:01:49,874 --> 01:01:51,408
Everyone else is dead.

828
01:01:51,441 --> 01:01:53,077
Is this some kind of sick joke?

829
01:01:53,110 --> 01:01:54,044
A joke?

830
01:01:54,078 --> 01:01:56,213
We're not kidding,
they're all really dead.

831
01:01:56,246 --> 01:01:58,015
Roxy got ripped to shreds by barbed wire

832
01:01:58,048 --> 01:01:59,488
and Billy got a hatchet to the back.

833
01:01:59,516 --> 01:02:02,286
Well guess what?
I just called an ambulance,

834
01:02:02,319 --> 01:02:04,221
the closest one is two hours away.

835
01:02:04,254 --> 01:02:08,325
Jesus Christ, what
the fuck do we do now?

836
01:02:08,358 --> 01:02:09,393
We're all gonna die.

837
01:02:09,426 --> 01:02:10,861
We're not gonna die.

838
01:02:10,895 --> 01:02:14,364
No, it's okay, we just
gotta keep it together, okay?

839
01:02:14,398 --> 01:02:16,767
I sure as shit know I'm not
gonna die at this house,

840
01:02:16,801 --> 01:02:18,534
so we just gotta get back
to where we came from,

841
01:02:18,535 --> 01:02:21,839
start from the beginning and try
to find a way out of this, okay?

842
01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:24,208
Let's get out of here, go!

843
01:02:35,219 --> 01:02:36,020
Come on.

844
01:02:39,890 --> 01:02:40,858
Let us out!

845
01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:44,313
Hold on, I can pick it.

846
01:02:44,328 --> 01:02:45,495
What the hell?

847
01:02:45,529 --> 01:02:47,031
How are you gonna do that?

848
01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:48,532
With my pocket knife.

849
01:02:48,565 --> 01:02:50,134
You sure? / Yeah.

850
01:02:51,235 --> 01:02:52,770
Oh that's gnarly.

851
01:02:52,803 --> 01:02:54,204
There's no use.

852
01:02:58,108 --> 01:03:01,011
Well there's no use just standing
around, help us, come on.

853
01:03:03,247 --> 01:03:06,550
Hey was that thing there before?

854
01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:07,384
No.

855
01:03:12,189 --> 01:03:14,091
I'm not going in there.

856
01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:24,969
Uh guys, guys.

857
01:03:26,403 --> 01:03:27,772
Oh yes you are.

858
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:31,541
Go now, go, go, go!

859
01:03:37,081 --> 01:03:39,583
What the fuck place is this?

860
01:03:41,185 --> 01:03:43,187
In order to truly triumph,

861
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,323
one must travel to the depths of hell

862
01:03:46,356 --> 01:03:49,459
and still come out on the other side.

863
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:53,697
Oh fuck that.

864
01:03:56,033 --> 01:03:58,869
Go, god dammit, Kane.

865
01:04:35,705 --> 01:04:37,942
This is not getting us anywhere, guys.

866
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:41,078
We have to keep pushing forward.

867
01:04:41,111 --> 01:04:42,980
What's that sound?

868
01:04:43,013 --> 01:04:46,016
I don't know but it can't be good.

869
01:04:51,688 --> 01:04:54,724
I think he wants to help us see.

870
01:04:54,758 --> 01:04:56,927
Go grab those glow sticks.

871
01:05:04,434 --> 01:05:05,269
Oh my God!

872
01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:10,975
What?

873
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:15,279
It's just water, I'm fine.

874
01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:43,440
No!

875
01:06:45,302 --> 01:06:46,470
No, no!

876
01:07:06,756 --> 01:07:08,625
Hello, motherfucker!

877
01:07:16,933 --> 01:07:18,602
We gotta keep going.

878
01:07:31,681 --> 01:07:33,617
Who the hell is that?

879
01:07:34,985 --> 01:07:35,819
Kane.

880
01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:10,987
Balthazar Kane, in the flesh.

881
01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:15,592
Or.. what remains.

882
01:08:20,364 --> 01:08:23,600
We're getting out of here, you psycho.

883
01:08:25,302 --> 01:08:27,304
In due time, boy.

884
01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:30,074
In due time.

885
01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:37,781
Such a pity, you two came through for...

886
01:08:43,587 --> 01:08:45,089
Almost at the end.

887
01:08:50,994 --> 01:08:51,828
Why?

888
01:08:52,729 --> 01:08:54,098
Why would you do this?

889
01:08:54,131 --> 01:09:00,770
This magnificent
theater of pain and blood?

890
01:09:05,209 --> 01:09:09,379
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy!

891
01:09:09,413 --> 01:09:10,414
My boy...

892
01:09:13,049 --> 01:09:19,055
I am the hunter who
eats the flesh of his prey.

893
01:09:19,089 --> 01:09:22,092
Calling the herd of mankind.

894
01:09:23,093 --> 01:09:30,033
One, two, three.

895
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:32,569
With my teeth and claws.

896
01:09:36,773 --> 01:09:38,108
You're insane.

897
01:09:43,413 --> 01:09:45,515
Insane in the membrane.

898
01:09:48,352 --> 01:09:50,520
Careful that's very sharp.

899
01:09:56,360 --> 01:10:00,364
Now am I insane or are you just

900
01:10:01,265 --> 01:10:05,769
too weak and pathetic and scared

901
01:10:07,804 --> 01:10:10,240
to look into the abyss?

902
01:10:10,274 --> 01:10:13,777
To stare into the faces
of all of God's monsters

903
01:10:13,810 --> 01:10:18,815
on Heaven and Earth that await you
in the black hole of eternity?

904
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:28,892
I don't expect you
lemmings to understand a lion,

905
01:10:29,793 --> 01:10:36,800
or an ant to comprehend a
giant's view of the world.

906
01:10:38,435 --> 01:10:42,172
You have no right, those people died.

907
01:10:44,408 --> 01:10:45,242
Yes.

908
01:10:49,613 --> 01:10:52,649
They died, horrible painful,

909
01:10:55,151 --> 01:10:59,889
beautiful, sublime deaths.

910
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:04,761
Baptism of blood for the great horror
show that waits for all of us.

911
01:11:07,431 --> 01:11:13,169
You see boy, death is the one true God.

912
01:11:16,072 --> 01:11:20,176
And I am death's tattered angel.

913
01:11:21,978 --> 01:11:28,818
Spreading her cold harsh words

914
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:33,089
one soul at a time.

915
01:11:34,358 --> 01:11:35,191
What?

916
01:11:38,962 --> 01:11:45,168
Fear not, your death, your death

917
01:11:45,201 --> 01:11:47,937
will have a place in history, yes.

918
01:11:47,971 --> 01:11:53,310
Your pain and suffering, and sacrifice

919
01:11:53,343 --> 01:11:58,315
will grant you immortality at my side

920
01:11:58,348 --> 01:12:02,919
as a small part of my horror legacy.

921
01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,955
My... legacy.

922
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:11,495
Balthazar Kane's legacy of horror.

923
01:12:14,564 --> 01:12:18,335
No, I'm not gonna be
a part of your legacy.

924
01:12:20,169 --> 01:12:23,072
And if you don't let me out right now,

925
01:12:23,106 --> 01:12:25,409
I'm gonna gut you like a fucking fish.

926
01:12:25,442 --> 01:12:29,245
That's it, boy!
Gut me like a fish!

927
01:12:32,015 --> 01:12:35,952
Gotta keep the show and
the people entertained

928
01:12:35,985 --> 01:12:39,689
'til the very fucking end, now don't we?

929
01:12:39,723 --> 01:12:43,092
Wouldn't want to disappoint your
fucking horror fans, would we?!

930
01:12:46,262 --> 01:12:48,197
Gut me like a...

931
01:12:49,966 --> 01:12:54,671
"And at its heels,
leashed in like hounds,

932
01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:59,709
should famine, sword and fire,
crouch for employment.

933
01:13:01,311 --> 01:13:03,480
But pardon, gentles all."

934
01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:12,288
"Cry havoc, let slip the dogs of war."

935
01:13:20,830 --> 01:13:22,065
What is that?

936
01:13:23,032 --> 01:13:24,133
What is that?

937
01:13:30,139 --> 01:13:32,476
Run Tracy, run Tracy, run!

938
01:13:35,545 --> 01:13:38,982
All right, play time is over.

939
01:13:50,660 --> 01:13:52,662
And then there were two.

940
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:05,341
Where are you, my little piggies?!

941
01:14:05,375 --> 01:14:06,943
Where could you be?

942
01:14:22,526 --> 01:14:25,462
Those crazy fucks are still in here.

943
01:14:25,495 --> 01:14:26,396
Tracy, wait!

944
01:14:59,262 --> 01:15:04,000
Fe, fi, fo, fum,

945
01:15:04,033 --> 01:15:07,671
I smell the blood of
my piggies as they run.

946
01:15:18,482 --> 01:15:20,484
Shh, it's me, it's me.

947
01:15:22,218 --> 01:15:23,520
We need to split up.

948
01:15:23,553 --> 01:15:24,521
Are you insane?

949
01:15:24,554 --> 01:15:26,222
It's the only way.

950
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:32,028
So very nice of you to invite
me to play hide and seek.

951
01:15:32,929 --> 01:15:34,598
No Scott, we can't.

952
01:15:34,631 --> 01:15:36,600
There's two of us, there's one of him,

953
01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:38,400
there's other crazies but
we can sneak up on him

954
01:15:38,401 --> 01:15:40,637
and then take care of them later.

955
01:15:40,670 --> 01:15:42,138
Trust me.

956
01:15:52,315 --> 01:15:55,485
Oh my God!

957
01:15:59,556 --> 01:16:04,060
And then, there were one.

958
01:16:06,563 --> 01:16:12,335
Tracy my dear, did you know that the
human head weighs eight pounds?

959
01:16:15,705 --> 01:16:16,973
Chop away, boys!

960
01:16:41,865 --> 01:16:44,433
Tracy my dear, where are you going?

961
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:46,803
You're my last little piggy.

962
01:17:00,684 --> 01:17:02,719
Open the door.

963
01:17:02,752 --> 01:17:05,254
Open the god damn door, dammit!

964
01:17:09,258 --> 01:17:14,197
There she is, my final girl.

965
01:17:14,230 --> 01:17:17,400
Such a perfect taboo for a finale.

966
01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:27,043
You, my sweetness, you must
be so, so very honored.

967
01:17:27,877 --> 01:17:30,847
What the hell do you want from me?

968
01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:33,349
What the hell do you want from me?

969
01:17:33,382 --> 01:17:37,987
No no no no no, we already
played that part of the show.

970
01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:41,825
This is the fourth act,
that was the second act.

971
01:17:41,858 --> 01:17:44,661
Let me refresh your memory,
see I've been playing

972
01:17:44,694 --> 01:17:48,531
the monologue-ing monster,
who loves the macabre,

973
01:17:48,564 --> 01:17:52,836
being very politely,
very politely answering

974
01:17:52,869 --> 01:17:56,305
all of your questions
and giving you hints.

975
01:17:56,339 --> 01:17:59,542
And allowing you to
run all over my house

976
01:17:59,575 --> 01:18:03,613
playing hide and seek,
which I do rather enjoy.

977
01:18:03,647 --> 01:18:09,653
But now, there is only one
little piggy and that's you.

978
01:18:10,086 --> 01:18:13,456
And this is where we get down to the,

979
01:18:13,489 --> 01:18:16,592
well, my favorite part of the show.

980
01:18:16,626 --> 01:18:22,131
The bone, the blood,
the gristle and meat.

981
01:18:26,602 --> 01:18:30,406
All right, let's make this
interesting, shall we?!

982
01:18:30,439 --> 01:18:34,043
Let's add some stakes to
our final death match!

983
01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:35,244
Open the door!

984
01:18:35,278 --> 01:18:40,049
You've heard of the saying,
life is pain, haven't you?

985
01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:46,622
Well this is a little game I
like to call, pain for life.

986
01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,759
How do you play that game, Johnny?
Let me tell ya

987
01:18:49,793 --> 01:18:52,161
right now how you to play the game.

988
01:18:52,195 --> 01:18:54,764
All right, final girl, come on down,

989
01:18:54,798 --> 01:18:59,068
you're our next contestant
on pain for your life!

990
01:18:59,102 --> 01:19:01,838
In this chest, what do we have?

991
01:19:01,871 --> 01:19:04,273
We have here on the side
a little magic button.

992
01:19:04,307 --> 01:19:05,709
And what does that magic button do?

993
01:19:05,742 --> 01:19:09,045
Well let me tell you, folks,
what the magic button does.

994
01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:14,417
It holds the key to all of final
girls dreams, desires, and hopes.

995
01:19:14,450 --> 01:19:15,885
And what would they be?

996
01:19:15,919 --> 01:19:17,652
Well let me tell you folks
what those things are,

997
01:19:17,653 --> 01:19:21,457
those are freedom,
the front door, security,

998
01:19:21,490 --> 01:19:24,160
and a boring fucking life.

999
01:19:25,328 --> 01:19:27,663
Isn't it amazing, final girl,

1000
01:19:28,664 --> 01:19:35,171
how one's life can
come down to one thing?

1001
01:19:35,705 --> 01:19:37,440
And that one thing is...

1002
01:19:40,076 --> 01:19:44,347
surviving the pain.

1003
01:19:48,184 --> 01:19:50,086
Naughty little piggy.

1004
01:19:53,189 --> 01:19:57,160
That's it, final girl, I knew
you wouldn't disappoint.

1005
01:20:00,463 --> 01:20:01,364
No no no.

1006
01:20:19,883 --> 01:20:23,987
That was not very nice!

1007
01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:31,594
Piggy piggy piggy!

1008
01:20:46,509 --> 01:20:50,413
Tracy, my final girl.

1009
01:20:50,446 --> 01:20:52,048
Where are you going?!

1010
01:20:52,081 --> 01:20:54,450
We're not done yet.

1011
01:20:54,483 --> 01:20:57,386
This is our denouement.

1012
01:20:58,254 --> 01:21:01,357
Every show must have a proper ending.

1013
01:21:02,959 --> 01:21:03,726
Are you okay?

1014
01:21:03,759 --> 01:21:04,660
What?

1015
01:21:04,693 --> 01:21:05,961
Are you okay, Miss?
What's your name?

1016
01:21:05,962 --> 01:21:07,330
Tracy.

1017
01:21:07,363 --> 01:21:09,398
We have to get out of here.

1018
01:21:09,432 --> 01:21:12,168
Call it in, we have a
possible 187 and 245 A.

1019
01:21:12,201 --> 01:21:14,137
No, no, no, you don't understand

1020
01:21:14,170 --> 01:21:15,872
he's still in there, he's coming.

1021
01:21:15,905 --> 01:21:17,606
Please come with me.

1022
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,977
No, you have to end this,
please you have to end this!

1023
01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,746
Tracy, my love, this has to end.

1024
01:21:30,419 --> 01:21:33,022
Freeze, get your hands
up and get on the ground!

1025
01:21:33,056 --> 01:21:36,492
Freeze, get your hands behind
you head and get on the ground.

1026
01:21:36,525 --> 01:21:37,961
Do it now!

1027
01:21:37,994 --> 01:21:39,495
I said freeze!

1028
01:21:39,528 --> 01:21:43,332
Sorry gentlemen, that's
not how this fairy tale plays.

1029
01:21:43,366 --> 01:21:44,333
Stop!

1030
01:21:44,367 --> 01:21:45,768
No, not at all.

1031
01:21:45,801 --> 01:21:47,436
I'm not gonna warn you again,

1032
01:21:47,470 --> 01:21:49,072
get your hands up, drop the weapon,

1033
01:21:49,105 --> 01:21:51,440
get down on the ground or we will fire.

1034
01:21:51,474 --> 01:21:55,511
"Why, man, doth bestride the
narrow world..."

1035
01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:59,282
Stop! Get down now! /
"...And we petty men."

1036
01:21:59,315 --> 01:22:05,188
"Walk under his huge leg and peep about
to find ourselves dishonorable graves."

1037
01:22:05,221 --> 01:22:06,189
Drop the weapon now!

1038
01:22:21,470 --> 01:22:26,342
Magic is sacrifice.

1039
01:22:26,375 --> 01:22:27,176
Freeze!

1040
01:22:38,988 --> 01:22:42,291
That man tried to murder me.

1041
01:22:42,325 --> 01:22:46,262
Look, I've got a house full of
booby traps and dead bodies.

1042
01:22:46,295 --> 01:22:50,066
And we have no clue how
any of this happened.

1043
01:22:53,369 --> 01:22:54,203
Fine.

1044
01:22:55,871 --> 01:22:57,240
Wait here.

1045
01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:03,947
That girl's been through hell.

1046
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:05,481
Yes she has.

1047
01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:08,584
Here.

1048
01:23:10,219 --> 01:23:11,454
Check this out.

1049
01:23:26,235 --> 01:23:28,537
Well, your story checks out.

1050
01:23:28,571 --> 01:23:32,441
The footage from the house backs up
everything you said so you're free to go.

1051
01:23:39,949 --> 01:23:40,783
Thanks.

1052
01:23:43,452 --> 01:23:48,391
Hey, I'm sorry.

1053
01:23:48,424 --> 01:23:50,193
It's okay.

1054
01:23:50,226 --> 01:23:52,228
You were just doing your job.

1055
01:23:52,261 --> 01:23:55,031
Well it must at least
give you some comfort

1056
01:23:55,064 --> 01:23:56,904
knowing that monster Kane
who tried to kill you

1057
01:23:56,932 --> 01:24:00,836
and burn your father, Robbie
Valentine, all those years ago,

1058
01:24:00,869 --> 01:24:03,939
well he finally got what he deserved.

1059
01:24:05,308 --> 01:24:06,542
That monster.

1060
01:24:08,444 --> 01:24:10,713
Goodnight, Miss Valentine.

1061
01:24:10,746 --> 01:24:12,415
Goodnight, officer.

1062
01:24:16,919 --> 01:24:23,459
Endure the pain to learn true
magic, you must endure the pain.

1063
01:24:23,492 --> 01:24:24,893
Magic, sacrifice.

1064
01:24:31,667 --> 01:24:35,071
It's almost done for us, darling.

1065
01:24:35,104 --> 01:24:39,108
Valhalla waits for the
boast of warriors.

1066
01:24:51,987 --> 01:24:56,292
Don't worry, Father,
you'll be out soon enough.

1067
01:25:01,030 --> 01:25:04,300
The art of misdirection is the power,

1068
01:25:04,333 --> 01:25:08,971
to direct the audience's
attention in one direction,

1069
01:25:09,004 --> 01:25:14,009
while making them
distracted from the other.

1070
01:25:15,444 --> 01:25:17,880
Must go out with a bang.

1071
01:25:17,913 --> 01:25:21,817
What if I can't do it,
what if I'm not good enough?

1072
01:25:21,850 --> 01:25:26,689
And our reward shall be immortality.
You ready?

1073
01:25:26,722 --> 01:25:29,158
It's show time.

1074
01:25:29,192 --> 01:25:30,025
Okay.

1075
01:25:43,606 --> 01:25:49,678
Welcome my future corpses,
to Circus Kane

1076
01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:55,351
where you'll see the most amazing
freak show ever known to man.

1077
01:25:55,384 --> 01:25:59,455
The two-headed woman, the dog-faced boy.

1078
01:25:59,488 --> 01:26:01,657
Where women are sawed in half,

1079
01:26:01,690 --> 01:26:07,263
where limbs are ripped and lions will
tear the entrails from the infidel.

1080
01:26:07,296 --> 01:26:12,601
Here at Circus Kane, pain's
pleasure and pleasure is pain.

1081
01:26:12,635 --> 01:26:18,040
And we provide it all,
for your entertainment.

1082
01:26:18,073 --> 01:26:24,447
So come on down and see...
what it's all about.

1083
01:26:26,682 --> 01:26:27,916
At Circus Kane.

1084
01:26:43,632 --> 01:26:46,735
This Halloween feed your fear.

1085
01:26:46,769 --> 01:26:51,374
Fear, the hunger of your soul
begging to be tested.

1086
01:26:51,407 --> 01:26:57,313
Be reborn with the new hippodrome
of horror, the new Circus Kane.

1087
01:26:57,346 --> 01:27:00,783
The only experience from
the true undead legend

1088
01:27:00,816 --> 01:27:05,754
of the macabre, Balthazar Kane,
went insane

1089
01:27:05,788 --> 01:27:09,658
and murdered them all for world acclaim.

1090
01:27:09,692 --> 01:27:14,062
Now, his soul haunts
the house of that day.

1091
01:27:14,096 --> 01:27:19,568
Do you dare to go to his
valley of the shadow of death?

1092
01:27:19,602 --> 01:27:23,105
Listen closely and
you'll feel his breath.

1093
01:27:24,840 --> 01:27:25,908
See you soon.

1094
01:27:36,452 --> 01:27:39,855
♪ Stuck in my own prison ♪

1095
01:27:41,190 --> 01:27:43,426
♪ I can not pretend ♪

1096
01:27:43,459 --> 01:27:47,230
♪ I bury my thoughts so deep within ♪

1097
01:27:47,263 --> 01:27:51,500
♪ The poison in my soul
that I cannot control ♪

1098
01:27:51,534 --> 01:27:55,838
♪ Save
Your sick ♪