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I can beat him.
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I'll take him down!
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It's me.
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Huh?
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Mr. Segami! Mr. Segami!
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I expected to lose here, but...
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it's gonna work out, right?
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You guys can do it.
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Finish the job for us!
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Segami.
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What was that stuff called, again?
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Empoweral?
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Using it was a mistake.
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I feel sick.
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Segami.
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Kisaragi?
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Don't worry.
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Let me handle this.
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{\an8}Kisaragi...
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{\an8}I'll fix you up.
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{\an8}Oh?
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{\an8}What's with these guys?
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{\an8}Your orders?
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{\an8}Hmm...
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{\an8}Ignore them. They're weak.
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{\an8}Where's the enemy, anyway?
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{\an8}That Gaudou...
Did he finish the job himself?
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{\an8}Huh?
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Hey, these guys are huge.
30
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Can we actually beat them?
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They're way bigger than I expected.
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We've made it this far.
No turning back now!
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{\an8}Who are they? Earthling children?
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{\an8}How did they wander into this?
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{\an8}They seem different
from the other earthlings.
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{\an8}Could they be the unidentified life-forms?
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Give it everything you've got!
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Okay!
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Go all out, huh? How much?
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Well, that'd be...
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Full power!
42
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Did you go easy on him?
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Yeah, but I mean...
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They're gonna die.
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{\an8}What was that? What happened?
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{\an8}Captain was blown away?
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{\an8}You bastards!
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OMG! LOL WOW!
THEY'RE SO STRONG!
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IS THIS REAL?
I THINK I KNOW THEM
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Awesome.
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They're heroes.
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Our heroes are here!
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I swear it's not CGI!
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This is happening live!
55
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It's really them! The three from Takaosan!
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They're beasts!
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{\an8}They might beat these aliens.
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Did you see that punch?
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- They really made it to Shibuya.
- That leader guy in the middle was toast!
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Blasted into another dimension!
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Keep fighting. Don't die.
62
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The other aliens are freaking out.
It's hilarious!
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{\an8}What could this possibly be?
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{\an8}Molecular density is off the charts.
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{\an8}What's that?
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{\an8}Pretty big, huh?
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{\an8}CGI?
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{\an8}Anything over there?
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{\an8}Unknown substances. Every single one.
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{\an8}Hey, Mommy. Are those aliens?
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{\an8}Huh? No, they're filming a movie.
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{\an8}What is this? A vessel of sorts?
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{\an8}Incredible hardness.
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{\an8}Another unknown metal!
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{\an8}This is a plant fragment, it seems...
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{\an8}With signs of life still remaining inside.
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{\an8}What? Energy levels
measured at 100 billion gyros?!
78
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{\an8}Impossible!
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{\an8}In such a tiny specimen?
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{\an8}We might be able to collect
even more resources from this world.
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{\an8}It might explode. Handle with caution.
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{\an8}I know that.
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{\an8}Okay, I'd say that's enough samples.
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{\an8}Let's head back for now.
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{\an8}Yeah.
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Cartoon people?
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Those are cartoons, right?
88
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I've seen them before.
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They were singing at Takaosan Station.
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Huh? Singing?
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Why?
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They rode the train after that, too.
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Did you know? Apparently,
Pyon's little sister is a cutie pie.
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{\an8}A cutie pie, huh?
I mean, yeah, all kids are cute.
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I hear she's a total doll.
96
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Pyontaro's sister?
97
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Why did the Small Three go to Shibuya?
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Somebody's fighting a war, apparently.
They probably went to watch.
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War? What do you mean? War over what?
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Who's fighting who?
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{\an8}Any progress on resource extraction?
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{\an8}Extraction of certain rare metals
is behind schedule
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{\an8}but mostly according to plan.
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{\an8}That's fine, but make sure
there are no further delays!
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{\an8}Roger!
106
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{\an8}I'm slightly worried
about the native life-forms revolting.
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{\an8}How does the ground look?
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{\an8}Combat is ongoing, but the area
should be subdued before long.
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{\an8}Sounds like the natives' uprising
was never a legitimate concern, then.
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{\an8}Status report!
111
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{\an8}During combat against the natives,
112
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{\an8}unknown life-forms
threw a wrench in our plans.
113
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}Call for reinforcement
and seize control at once!
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{\an8}Roger!
116
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{\an8}What's happening?
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{\an8}They haven't squashed
the natives' uprising yet.
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{\an8}How could the natives even stand a chance?
119
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{\an8}Hazardous life-forms are involved.
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{\an8}Hazardous life-forms?
121
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{\an8}I heard they brought a sample
to this ship, too.
122
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{\an8}But it escaped...
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{\an8}Big bwudder.
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Can you still fight?
125
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Yeah, I can keep going.
126
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No. There's no need to fight anymore.
127
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Huh? What's that supposed to mean?
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Our saviors are here.
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The best reinforcements ever.
130
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We're turning the tables
with a walk-off grand slam.
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{\an8}Hey! Do you copy?
132
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{\an8}Captain! Are you unharmed?
What's the damage?
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{\an8}I'm still combat-ready.
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{\an8}More importantly,
those are hazardous life-forms!
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{\an8}Keep your guard up!
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{\an8}Hazardous life-forms?
137
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{\an8}We cannot underestimate them!
138
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{\an8}What do we do, Captain?
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{\an8}I'm on my way!
140
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Wow, he really survived that.
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Dang, they're tough.
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How much do we give 'em next?
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We need to incapacitate them, so...
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I dunno how to adjust my power, though.
145
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If they die, it's not our problem.
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{\an8}Don't lose focus!
Attack at maximum output!
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{\an8}Maximum output!
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{\an8}Maximum penetration!
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Oh, they're about to fire back.
150
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I don't want to kill them.
151
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Jeez, they're coming already!
152
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{\an8}Max light-speed impact!
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{\an8}Straight through their brains!
154
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They're gonna shoot us.
155
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You're right.
156
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Incoming, incoming!
157
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- That kinda...
- ...stung a little.
158
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{\an8}What was that? Cannon malfunction?
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{\an8}No, they just deflected it.
160
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{\an8}That's impossible!
161
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{\an8}That was a trillion-degree light-speed
armor-piercing beam!
162
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{\an8}Switch modes!
Shift to instant vaporization!
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{\an8}Activate!
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- We got this, right?
- Pretty much.
165
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Don't get cocky yet.
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Big bwudder.
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Big bwudder.
168
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Big bwudder!
169
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Big bwudder!
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Big bwudder!
171
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{\an8}I've pinpointed its location.
Where are the other search teams?
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{\an8}Should be on their way.
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{\an8}Ultra-inferno rays don't work.
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{\an8}Attack with freeze-light rays.
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{\an8}It's the only option.
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Big bwudder...
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Big bwudder.
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Big bwudder!
179
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:07,869
Something hit us again.
180
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Did that feel a little hot?
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Listen, guys.
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We gotta just kill 'em.
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Seriously?
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But killing them
would make us feel guilty.
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{\an8}Next, freeze them at absolute zero!
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{\an8}Chilly.
187
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{\an8}As I was saying...
188
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{\an8}We need to kill them.
189
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{\an8}We need to kill the aliens!
190
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{\an8}Otherwise, they'll kill tons of people!
191
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{\an8}Are they frozen?
192
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{\an8}Pulverize them!
193
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First, let's try getting closer!
194
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:05,803
{\an8}Seriously, can we just kill them already?
195
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,140
What'd you say?
196
00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,642
I can't hear you!
197
00:14:14,395 --> 00:14:15,645
{\an8}It's not working!
198
00:14:15,646 --> 00:14:18,774
{\an8}It's not? How interesting.
199
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,693
{\an8}Let's offer them to the Great Emperor.
200
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,777
{\an8}Closing in.
201
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:23,779
{\an8}Yes, Chief!
202
00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:30,660
I mean, look. They're as big as elephants.
203
00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:33,205
Why does their size matter?
204
00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:51,098
{\an8}Are these life-forms
native to this planet?
205
00:14:51,599 --> 00:14:53,267
{\an8}Capture them all.
206
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:57,438
What should I do?
I don't want any bloodshed.
207
00:15:01,359 --> 00:15:03,568
They're trying to grab us.
208
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:06,155
Let's try this on for size!
209
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:11,702
{\an8}What's wrong? What are you doing?!
210
00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:14,872
How about... this much?
211
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,128
{\an8}What the hell are you doing?
212
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,010
Sorry about this!
213
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,488
SERIOUSLY TOO CRAZY!
HOLY CRAP! LOL
214
00:15:48,489 --> 00:15:52,076
Whoa, you've got to be kidding!
This is sick!
215
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,662
THIS IS RAD!
COOL! BRUTAL, LOL
216
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:58,415
Are you seeing this?!
They're overpowered as hell!
217
00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,836
At this rate,
we're really gonna beat the aliens!
218
00:16:02,461 --> 00:16:04,212
The Small Three...
219
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,715
What are they doing?
220
00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:10,343
That's the Small Three?
221
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:13,513
No way. How in the world?
222
00:16:13,514 --> 00:16:15,683
What's going on?
223
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,832
Whoa, whoa now!
224
00:16:50,426 --> 00:16:51,594
Piece of cake!
225
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:15,326
{\an8}Damn it! Enough funny business!
226
00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,873
I swear, this isn't fake!
227
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:22,874
They're heroes!
228
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,879
Legit superheroes, I tell you!
229
00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:31,467
WHOA, LOOK AT THAT POWER!
IS THIS LEGIT?
230
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:39,974
How are they doing this?
231
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:41,684
"Heroes"? What?
232
00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:43,311
No freaking way.
233
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,522
Those pip-squeaks?
234
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:46,857
No way.
235
00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,788
{\an8}I'll crush you like the insect you are!
236
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,601
Don't die, okay?!
237
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:31,777
Ouch, come on.
238
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:37,199
That really... hurt!
239
00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:56,426
LOL IT WENT FLYING!
THAT'S SOME CRAZY MOMENTUM
240
00:18:56,427 --> 00:18:58,678
They're kicking the aliens' butts!
241
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,222
This is god-tier!
242
00:19:06,604 --> 00:19:08,105
Still breathing?
243
00:19:08,689 --> 00:19:10,858
Is he dead?
244
00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:18,157
He's breathing, kinda.
245
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,159
Thank goodness.
246
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:27,333
Doc!
247
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,709
Huh?!
248
00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:32,213
What are you doing here, Doc?
249
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:35,132
What am I doing? Well, I mean...
250
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:46,518
Look, we won! How awesome was that?
251
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:52,815
Did everyone see that?
Real-life superheroes!
252
00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:54,108
Epic!
253
00:19:54,109 --> 00:19:56,236
They actually won!
254
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,574
{\an8}They're saviors of humanity!
Superheroes of the century!
255
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:05,537
Do you have a name? Give me a name!
256
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:07,705
Tsubame Azuma.
257
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:11,292
No, I mean like "Super Rangers"
or something!
258
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,336
A name for our group?
259
00:20:13,337 --> 00:20:15,839
Yeah, yeah! The name of your group!
260
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,509
Group name, huh?
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- We're the Small...
- Wait!
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Thu...
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Thu?
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{\an8}Thu?
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{\an8}Thu?
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Thu?
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Thunder 3!
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Thunder 3?
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Thunder 3?
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THUNDER 3 IS THE STRONGEST!
THUNDER 3 IS SO COOL!
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Where did "thunder" come from?
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THANKS, THUNDER 3!
GREAT NAME! EASY TO REMEMBER!
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THUNDER 3, PARTY OF THREE!
THAT WAS SO SATISFYING!
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Subtitle translation by: Logan Lampkins