1 00:00:01,134 --> 00:00:02,934 Nathan: Previously on "Workin' Moms"... 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:05,070 - I'm a huge fan of yours, Dr. Carlson. 3 00:00:05,105 --> 00:00:06,271 I'm Carly. 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:07,672 - Hi Carly, it's nice to meet you. 5 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,208 - All right, so let's get this script into fighting shape, 6 00:00:10,243 --> 00:00:11,610 and we will be off to the races. 7 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:12,744 - Cool. 8 00:00:12,779 --> 00:00:15,247 - I'm so sorry, my son is in intensive care. 9 00:00:15,282 --> 00:00:17,182 - Are you out of your damn mind? 10 00:00:17,217 --> 00:00:19,284 Going to the hospital might ease your guilt, 11 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,787 but think about what you lose. 12 00:00:21,822 --> 00:00:25,624 - You left a very serious taste in Stromanger's mouth. 13 00:00:25,659 --> 00:00:27,926 Anne: You didn't let Richard down, 14 00:00:27,961 --> 00:00:30,062 Richard disappointed you. He let you down. 15 00:00:30,097 --> 00:00:31,830 - I think I ruined my life. 16 00:00:34,101 --> 00:00:36,201 (Soft piano music plays) 17 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,107 (Door creaks open and shuts) 18 00:00:45,512 --> 00:00:47,279 - (Kate sighs) 19 00:00:50,317 --> 00:00:52,251 I'm surprised you came. 20 00:00:54,020 --> 00:00:56,188 Okay. 21 00:00:56,223 --> 00:00:58,790 I'll keep this short. 22 00:00:58,825 --> 00:01:00,059 I... (Sighs) 23 00:01:01,261 --> 00:01:03,061 Richard, what I did was unforgivable. 24 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,729 I know. 25 00:01:04,764 --> 00:01:06,698 But I had a reason. 26 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:11,937 You guys took away my only passion, you know, what I... 27 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,673 what I loved to do, and... 28 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:18,243 and Stromanger made me choose my baby or my job, 29 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,612 and I'm not sure that it was fair, but-- 30 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,381 - It wasn't. 31 00:01:24,217 --> 00:01:26,151 - It wasn't? 32 00:01:27,954 --> 00:01:30,889 - I can't say much, there's a lot of things at play, here. 33 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,625 But, what Stromanger did to you, 34 00:01:35,061 --> 00:01:37,262 maybe she wouldn't have done to a man? 35 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,497 So, all I'm saying, Kate, 36 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,565 is that if you wanted to make a stink, you could. 37 00:01:40,600 --> 00:01:43,001 - I don't know what that would get me. 38 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:45,204 - A settlement. 39 00:01:46,473 --> 00:01:48,073 You don't get what you deserve in this life, 40 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:50,542 you get what you fight for. 41 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:52,244 (Pen rasps) 42 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,745 You still drink vodka? 43 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,380 - You still pee standing? 44 00:01:57,317 --> 00:01:58,684 I'll be right back. 45 00:02:04,057 --> 00:02:10,128 ♪♪♪ 46 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:13,498 ♪ Funny where we started out ♪ 47 00:02:13,533 --> 00:02:17,002 ♪ I gave you all of me, look out ♪ 48 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:19,237 ♪ And now I have nothing... ♪ 49 00:02:19,272 --> 00:02:22,741 Kate: To alert you to be borderline cruel... (Sighs) 50 00:02:22,776 --> 00:02:25,143 How do I write this without it coming off as a threat? 51 00:02:25,178 --> 00:02:26,811 - What? It should be threatening, Kate. 52 00:02:26,846 --> 00:02:29,514 Just a little reminder, you almost missed your son's death. 53 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:32,050 Lionel: Hold on a second, Charlie didn't actually die. 54 00:02:32,085 --> 00:02:33,718 - That woman threatened your job 55 00:02:33,753 --> 00:02:35,820 in the middle of a true medical emergency. 56 00:02:35,855 --> 00:02:38,056 - Listen up, girlfriend, you wanna come outta this on top? 57 00:02:38,091 --> 00:02:40,058 I got three words for you. 58 00:02:40,093 --> 00:02:42,327 (Silence) 59 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:45,130 I'm talking to the press. 60 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:47,499 - Definitely five words. - Gross, yuck. No. 61 00:02:47,534 --> 00:02:49,501 - You know I'm in public relations, right? 62 00:02:49,536 --> 00:02:52,137 - Threaten to talk to Deborah Stanbro. 63 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:54,105 Corporate lawyers hate her. 64 00:02:54,140 --> 00:02:55,807 - Deborah Stanbro-- (Scoffs) 65 00:02:55,842 --> 00:02:57,175 - Investigative reporter. 66 00:02:57,210 --> 00:02:58,944 She's their worst nightmare, 67 00:02:58,979 --> 00:03:00,745 and my Mah-jongg partner. 68 00:03:00,780 --> 00:03:03,415 - No offence, Val, but I'd rather not take the low road. 69 00:03:03,450 --> 00:03:05,450 I'm just gonna tell them the truth, 70 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,485 tell them the facts, and let them know they hurt me. 71 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,054 - Just hit 'em with the facts, 72 00:03:09,089 --> 00:03:10,956 and then you expose your heart. - Right. 73 00:03:10,991 --> 00:03:12,925 - Deborah Stanbro. Both: Okay. 74 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,928 (Knocks on glass) 75 00:03:19,666 --> 00:03:22,701 - Ms. Foster, we received your passionate letter. 76 00:03:22,736 --> 00:03:24,135 - Good. 77 00:03:24,170 --> 00:03:26,838 - And we recognize that last year was a difficult one for you. 78 00:03:26,873 --> 00:03:28,406 - Yes, thank you. 79 00:03:28,441 --> 00:03:31,409 - But, my colleagues and I were shocked by this document. 80 00:03:31,444 --> 00:03:32,944 - What? But I was-- 81 00:03:32,979 --> 00:03:35,681 - Completely, emotionally indulgent. (Laughs) 82 00:03:37,484 --> 00:03:40,051 Look, Ms. Foster, you've achieved a reputation 83 00:03:40,086 --> 00:03:41,987 of being able to articulate yourself 84 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:43,989 without resorting to theatrics. 85 00:03:44,024 --> 00:03:45,557 But the Board agrees, 86 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,694 this letter is disgraceful. 87 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,734 - Okay. 88 00:04:05,945 --> 00:04:07,746 I will go to the press. 89 00:04:10,016 --> 00:04:11,216 - (Sighs) 90 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,084 - Do you know Deborah Stanbro, 91 00:04:13,119 --> 00:04:14,753 investigative journalist? 92 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,957 Well, I play Mah-jongg with her, and she has my back, so. 93 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:26,164 ♪♪♪ 94 00:04:26,199 --> 00:04:27,966 I'm sure the Board would be very happy 95 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,334 if I walked out of here quietly, 96 00:04:29,369 --> 00:04:31,236 but I'm not sure what kind of leverage you have, 97 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:33,438 outside of shaming me. 98 00:04:33,473 --> 00:04:35,507 And I don't feel shame, not anymore, 99 00:04:35,542 --> 00:04:38,843 not for prioritizing my son over a deli meat presentation. 100 00:04:38,878 --> 00:04:40,645 Shame on you. 101 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:46,117 ♪♪♪ 102 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,886 - Well, okay then. 103 00:04:50,223 --> 00:04:53,091 Perhaps we can agree... 104 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,993 to part ways, 105 00:04:55,028 --> 00:04:56,728 amicably, and quietly. 106 00:04:58,365 --> 00:05:01,099 - Honestly, I doubt any amount of money 107 00:05:01,134 --> 00:05:03,802 is gonna make much of a difference at this point. 108 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,304 (Clears throat) 109 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:07,939 That is an insane amount of money. 110 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,374 - I'm gonna get you to sign this release. 111 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:11,343 - Mhm. Okay. 112 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:12,711 (Pen rasps) 113 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:19,051 ♪♪♪ 114 00:05:20,253 --> 00:05:22,554 We are celebratin' today, ladies, 115 00:05:22,589 --> 00:05:25,156 'cause thanks to the advice of Val Szalinsky, 116 00:05:25,191 --> 00:05:27,459 mama got herself a settlement. 117 00:05:27,494 --> 00:05:29,494 - (Cheering) Woooo! Yeah! 118 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,629 - This is my way of returning the favor. 119 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:33,298 - Kate, is this a stem cell mask? 120 00:05:33,333 --> 00:05:34,532 - Yeah, it is! 121 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,034 - Whoa, aren't stem cell masks made of like, 122 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:38,737 umbilical cords, or foreskin, or something like that? 123 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,739 - Ugh, Frankie, why you gotta make everything so gross? 124 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,474 - What are you gonna spend the money on? 125 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:45,310 - Alicia, that's none of our business. 126 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:47,078 Though, it is a good question. 127 00:05:47,113 --> 00:05:48,580 What are you thinking, Kate? 128 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:50,482 Statement necklaces? 129 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,550 - No actually, I've decided - 130 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:54,652 thanks to a very good push from Anne, 131 00:05:54,687 --> 00:05:55,687 - Hmm. 132 00:05:55,722 --> 00:05:57,622 - ...to go into business for myself. 133 00:05:57,657 --> 00:05:59,290 - Oh finally! - Hallelujah! 134 00:05:59,325 --> 00:06:01,025 - What a relief! - Long time. 135 00:06:01,060 --> 00:06:03,661 - Guys, I'm touched. I had no idea that you were so eager 136 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:05,764 to see me go off on my own? - Oh, it's not that. 137 00:06:05,799 --> 00:06:07,432 - I think we're all just glad to hear 138 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:08,900 that you and Anne are friends again. 139 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:11,169 - Oh, I've never felt so much damn tension in my life. 140 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,405 - So awkward! - So horrible. 141 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,840 - The rage. 142 00:06:15,942 --> 00:06:17,042 (Kate laughs) 143 00:06:18,812 --> 00:06:20,412 (Knock on door) 144 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:21,813 - Uh, Cher? 145 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,450 (Door latch opens) 146 00:06:25,485 --> 00:06:28,119 - Oh, hello, Dr. Carlson. 147 00:06:28,154 --> 00:06:30,021 - Carly, you're Cher? - Mhm. 148 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:32,724 - Like, the singer? - From the movie, "Clueless". 149 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,260 (Small chuckle) 150 00:06:35,295 --> 00:06:39,197 So, listen, it was so great to meet you, the other day, 151 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,499 and I know that we said we were gonna go for coffee, 152 00:06:41,534 --> 00:06:42,867 but I just thought, 153 00:06:42,902 --> 00:06:45,370 why don't I book a session and surprise you? 154 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,671 - Okay, but-- - That way, 155 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:48,273 I can pick that enormous brain of yours, 156 00:06:48,308 --> 00:06:50,175 while knowing that I'm compensating you for your time. 157 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:53,378 - I'm sorry, so you wanna pay to listen to me talk 158 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,413 about myself for an hour? 159 00:06:55,448 --> 00:06:57,615 - Pretty much. (Chuckles) 160 00:06:57,650 --> 00:07:00,351 - Yeah, I mean, I can get behind that. 161 00:07:00,386 --> 00:07:01,653 (Carly chuckles) 162 00:07:01,688 --> 00:07:03,288 Kate: Good morning. 163 00:07:03,323 --> 00:07:05,390 Coffee? - Ooh, yes, please. 164 00:07:05,425 --> 00:07:07,425 But this is not coffee. 165 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:09,161 - It is better than coffee, baby. 166 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:13,097 - Holy shit, is this your severance? 167 00:07:13,132 --> 00:07:14,566 - Enough zeroes for ya? 168 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,701 - Wow! This is insane! - I know. 169 00:07:16,736 --> 00:07:19,871 - Oh my God! I feel like we can finally chill out. 170 00:07:19,906 --> 00:07:21,606 - I know. - Oh. 171 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:24,142 And start talking about our second kid. 172 00:07:24,177 --> 00:07:26,044 - What? 173 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,480 - I said, you know, talk about havin' another kid. 174 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:30,515 - I... Nathan, no way! 175 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,450 I have been waiting for this opportunity. 176 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,352 I can finally start my own business. 177 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:36,020 - Your own business, what are you, crazy? 178 00:07:36,055 --> 00:07:38,423 I mean, last year you killed yourself 179 00:07:38,458 --> 00:07:39,624 to get all the way to Montreal, 180 00:07:39,659 --> 00:07:41,326 only to have to come all the way back. 181 00:07:41,361 --> 00:07:43,161 And then this year, you had two jobs, 182 00:07:43,196 --> 00:07:44,863 and some crazy personal stuff. 183 00:07:44,898 --> 00:07:47,832 I mean, Jesus, can't you just relax? 184 00:07:47,867 --> 00:07:49,701 - I'm relaxed when I'm working. 185 00:07:49,736 --> 00:07:51,970 - Oh that's... great. 186 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,706 What kinda state are you in when you're with us? 187 00:07:56,075 --> 00:07:58,009 - (Sighs) I'm sorry. I know how that sounds, I just-- 188 00:07:58,044 --> 00:08:00,378 (Phone buzzes) - Look, I have to go, 189 00:08:00,413 --> 00:08:01,913 but this conversation is not over. 190 00:08:01,948 --> 00:08:03,114 - Of course not. 191 00:08:03,149 --> 00:08:04,716 - Just promise me you won't put anything into motion, 192 00:08:04,751 --> 00:08:07,219 until I get back. Okay? - I promise. 193 00:08:08,354 --> 00:08:10,221 (Mugs click) Cheers! 194 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:13,124 So I'm starting my own business, and I was hoping-- 195 00:08:13,159 --> 00:08:14,559 - I've already done it. 196 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:16,694 - You-you've done what? - Designed your logo. 197 00:08:16,729 --> 00:08:18,329 - Oh! Oh, that's great! 198 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:19,831 I'd love to see it. Whadda ya got? 199 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,100 - Okay, great. Just remember, these are only mock-ups. 200 00:08:22,135 --> 00:08:23,268 - Totally. Yeah. - Okay? 201 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:25,036 Here's the first one. 202 00:08:25,071 --> 00:08:27,806 Behold, Kate Foster Public Relations. 203 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,611 - Hmm. 204 00:08:33,646 --> 00:08:36,447 -'Cause she knocks it outta the park. 205 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,683 - I don't know what this is selling, exactly. 206 00:08:38,718 --> 00:08:40,819 - Okay, uh... 207 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,821 yeah, I can see how that might be a bit much. 208 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:46,391 Um...I'll just go ahead and keep this one 209 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,393 for my personal records. - Sorry? 210 00:08:48,428 --> 00:08:49,727 - There's this one, it's kinda plain. 211 00:08:49,762 --> 00:08:52,030 I guess...someone might respond to it. 212 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:57,035 - (Happy sigh) - Yeah? 213 00:08:57,070 --> 00:08:58,102 - Yeah. 214 00:08:58,137 --> 00:08:59,637 Rosie, the real reason I asked you here today, 215 00:08:59,672 --> 00:09:02,840 was to offer you a job. - Oh...wow. Where? 216 00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:05,343 - What do you mean, where? Kate Foster Public Relations. 217 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:08,746 - Oh, Kate, I'm so flattered but... 218 00:09:08,781 --> 00:09:11,816 I just don't think I can commit to a start-up, you know. 219 00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,919 How stable can that be? - What? 220 00:09:14,954 --> 00:09:17,455 What are you doing for money right now? 221 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:20,058 - Phone sex. 222 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:21,726 Yeah, I'll come work for you. - Mhm. 223 00:09:21,761 --> 00:09:23,261 ♪ You don't stop Get it ♪ 224 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,529 ♪ You don't stop Get it ♪ 225 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,863 ♪ You don't stop Get it ♪ 226 00:09:25,898 --> 00:09:27,265 ♪ You don't stop Get it ♪ 227 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,501 - So, how much do I owe you for to-- 228 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:32,303 - No, please, no. Put that away. 229 00:09:32,338 --> 00:09:34,238 - I booked a session, and I intend to pay for it. 230 00:09:34,273 --> 00:09:36,507 - I talked about my boring life for an hour. 231 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:37,976 I should be paying you. 232 00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:40,144 - Well...at least let me take you for lunch. 233 00:09:40,179 --> 00:09:41,946 - Yeah? 234 00:09:41,981 --> 00:09:43,948 Um... 235 00:09:43,983 --> 00:09:46,818 how does noon work? - Great! 236 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,754 I seriously think you are the coolest woman I've ever met. 237 00:09:49,789 --> 00:09:51,856 - Tell that to my daughter. 238 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,992 - I'm sure Alice thinks you're cool. 239 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:55,994 - You know my daughter's name? 240 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,395 - Facebook. 241 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,830 - Are we Facebook friends? 242 00:09:58,865 --> 00:10:01,132 - Request pending. Fingers crossed. 243 00:10:01,167 --> 00:10:02,367 (Anne and Carly laugh) 244 00:10:04,737 --> 00:10:06,471 We're like, obsessed with each other. 245 00:10:06,506 --> 00:10:08,039 (Anne laughs nervously) 246 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:12,176 ♪♪♪ 247 00:10:12,211 --> 00:10:15,046 - Welcome to Kate Foster Public Relations! 248 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:17,715 ♪♪♪ 249 00:10:17,750 --> 00:10:19,217 - This is it? 250 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,119 Your basement. 251 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,587 - Well yeah, Rosie, what did you expect? 252 00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,122 I'm not Don Draper. 253 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,623 - What about all the stuff you said about 254 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,225 gettin' outta the house? 255 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,160 - Well, I did get you outta your house. 256 00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,929 - Where's my desk? 257 00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,332 - Uh, we'll start ya off here, with me. 258 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,767 - Do I even get a chair? 259 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,535 - Do you get a chair. Of course you get a chair. 260 00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,970 What is this, huh? 261 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,105 It's kind of a tricky dicky, but ya... 262 00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,807 here we go. See? 263 00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,909 (Chair thuds on floor) Yeah. 264 00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,411 - Yeah. (Chair crashes) 265 00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,084 - Okay, look, she's on one nap a day between 2 and 3-ish. 266 00:10:53,119 --> 00:10:54,652 Don't let it go any later than that, 267 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,688 because then she has trouble at bedtime. 268 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,356 - Yeah, got it. - Okay. 269 00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,924 - You look nice. 270 00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,893 - Thanks, I have a meeting with this studio guy 271 00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,194 he's interested in the script. 272 00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,796 I just didn't want him to think I'm a slob. 273 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,230 - Huh, I don't think he'll think that. 274 00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,699 - Thank you. Do you have everything? 275 00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,067 - Yeah! I got it! 276 00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,501 - Uh, she needs snacks between meals, and-- 277 00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,936 - Just like us. 278 00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,072 - Just like us! (Door opens) 279 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,107 - Look, it's not that I don't have confidence in you, 280 00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,241 because I do, 281 00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,476 I've got confidence comin' out my eyeballs. 282 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,711 - Okay. 283 00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,279 - It's just that Dmitri is a lot. 284 00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,548 He's pretentious, he's weird, he's foreign, 285 00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,249 he's an asshole. 286 00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,719 If we're lucky, he's gay, but I'm not 100%. 287 00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,721 - Okay, but he likes my script, right? 288 00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,155 - He loves your script. 289 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,958 Are you ready, handsome? - I'm ready. 290 00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,495 (Tires crunch) 291 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,669 (Seatbelt un-clicks) 292 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:56,280 ♪♪♪ 293 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,782 (Window whirs) 294 00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,652 - (Clears throat) 295 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,255 I have problem with the ice cream man. 296 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,293 - Uh...he's a, he's a pretty important character. 297 00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,129 Do you mind if I ask uh, what the problem is? 298 00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,631 - Yes, I am lactose intolerant. 299 00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,467 - Oh, yeah. 300 00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,303 (Dmitri laughs) 301 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,073 - Just kidding. 302 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,675 I'm drinking cappuccino, right now, 303 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,010 as we are speaking. 304 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,845 - (Laughing) You are. 305 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,314 - No, but seriously, 306 00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,050 I have a problem with the main character. 307 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,888 Nobody wants to see a man stay home with baby. 308 00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,124 It's not sexy. Can we give him super powers? 309 00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,861 Maybe he can jump very fast, or something. 310 00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,597 - Oh, I like that. Yeah, it's great. 311 00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,132 - What? I-I-- 312 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,435 - Maybe he has soft bones, for crevices. 313 00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,070 Shannon: Oh, I like that. Dmitri: You should. 314 00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,640 - Dmitri, (Clears throat)... 315 00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,876 I'm sorry, but you're wrong. 316 00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,945 There is an audience out there, 317 00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,713 looking for a story about a single father. 318 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,216 I know this, because I'm a single father. 319 00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,652 I wrote this thing because I wanna see guys like me 320 00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,487 represented on screen. 321 00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,889 And if that doesn't work for you, 322 00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,991 doesn't work for me. 323 00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,661 - Uh... okay, maybe we can-- (Phone buzzes) 324 00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,896 - I see you have some big balls. 325 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,932 Shannon: Okay, maybe we can just take a little... 326 00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,433 - I'm sorry guys, I gotta go. 327 00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,801 This is my baby's mother. It's an emergency. 328 00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,236 - Oh! 329 00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,470 (Whispers) What are you doing? 330 00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,373 Sit down! 331 00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,809 (Door slams) 332 00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,311 (Shannon clears throat) 333 00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,813 (Police radio chatter) Ian: Jenny? What happened? 334 00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,115 Is Zoe okay? - Ian, I'm-- 335 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,118 I am so sorry. I just, I ran in for a minute. 336 00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,054 They won't let me take her, so-- 337 00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,755 - She had left her child in the car! 338 00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,724 - Miss-- - While she was sniffing produce 339 00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,192 for, I don't even know how long! 340 00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,061 - Hey, I think she feels bad enough, huh? 341 00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,129 Police: Sir. You the father? - Yes, hi, my name is Ian. 342 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,398 I'm-I'm Zoe's daddy. I've got her uh, 343 00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,033 I've got her birth certificate right here, 344 00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,535 I've got about 1,000 pictures of us 345 00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,769 at breakfast this morning. 346 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,872 She says that French toast is her favorite, but it's not. 347 00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,173 It's the maple syrup that she loves. 348 00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,908 If I put it on spinach, she'd eat it. Um-- 349 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,243 - Yeah, okay, I got it. 350 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,811 You're lucky your daughter's all right. 351 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,646 We've seen this case turn out differently. 352 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,381 - Hey, baby. - Very differently. 353 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,482 (Police radio chatter) 354 00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:23,595 ♪♪♪ 355 00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:30,534 ♪♪♪ 356 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,503 - Hi. (Chuckles) 357 00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,873 - Do...I...are you... 358 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,442 is that my haircut? 359 00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,145 - I think it suits me! Don't you think? 360 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,281 It's like I'm your twin. 361 00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,984 Even though my hips are twice the width of yours. 362 00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,453 - Uh...I mean, in a weird way, 363 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,988 and it is...it is weird, 364 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,857 it's kinda flattering? 365 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,926 - I'm embarrassed, but if you don't mind, 366 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,694 I do have a couple follow-up questions? 367 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,462 - Oh, so the interview's not over? 368 00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,698 - So how long were you married to Brad? 369 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,700 - How do you even know that? 370 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,802 - Facebook. 371 00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,138 - I am 101% sure that's not on Facebook. 372 00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,340 What are you up to? - I'm not up to anything, Anne. 373 00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,075 - You know far too much about me, 374 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,576 even in the age of Facebook. You know my daughter's name, 375 00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,345 you showed up with this "Single White Female" haircut, 376 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,414 and you know that I was married to Brad. 377 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,051 - I just thought it would be fun to talk 378 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,086 about the mole on his cock. 379 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,791 If you don't mind, I do have a couple follow-up questions. 380 00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,626 - Listen to me. 381 00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,395 You stay away from me, and stay away from my family, 382 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,465 or I will tie you up, and pluck every hair from your nose... 383 00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,268 until you die of dehydration from the tears 384 00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,804 running down your cheeks. - That was very specific. 385 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,472 - By the way, you should really consider seeing a doctor. 386 00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,207 In the short time that I've known you. 387 00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,942 I already diagnosed you 388 00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,677 with borderline personality disorder. 389 00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,547 And a severe case of halitosis. 390 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:56,354 ♪♪♪ 391 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,056 Same fucking hair. Like I was looking in a goddamn mirror. 392 00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,858 I was gonna kick her ass. 393 00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,226 - God, watching you fight is up there 394 00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,495 with eating dinner in bed for me. The tops! 395 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,330 - For real, I am so glad that we're friends again, 396 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,332 because it is slim pickens out there. 397 00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,734 - Yeah. 398 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,470 Use the sponge. 399 00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,105 (Knock on door) 400 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,540 - Shit! Someone's here. What if it's her? 401 00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,209 - Oh my God, what if it's Brad to help you 402 00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,111 with your weak-ass orgasm? 403 00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,413 - (Chuckles) Okay, I'll call you later 404 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,948 to let you know I haven't been murdered. 405 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,883 Hey... congrats again. - Thank you. 406 00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,386 (Banging on door) 407 00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,854 Hello? 408 00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,423 (Silence) 409 00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,125 (Door opens) 410 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,459 What are you doing here? 411 00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,829 - Well, Anne, I just thought I'd swing by 412 00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,364 and check out your new office, 413 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,400 because I am a sweet man, who loves his wife. 414 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,168 - So you were in the neighborhood, 415 00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,536 and you had to go to the bathroom? 416 00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,904 - Doesn't matter why I'm here, what matters 417 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,839 is what I found out when I came here. 418 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,742 - Okay, what did you find-- 419 00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,177 Shit. 420 00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,612 - Why didn't you tell me that you were working 421 00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,082 next to your ex-husband, this entire time? 422 00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,618 I'm a cuck. I'm a cuckold. Cuck. 423 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,187 - Stop cucking! 424 00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,889 Do you think that Brad and I were... 425 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,091 what, making out in my office? 426 00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,528 - No, no, that's not what I think. 427 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,597 - Good! Because, we're not! - Good! 428 00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,599 - I didn't tell you, because I knew you would be upset. 429 00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,701 I'm really sorry. Okay? 430 00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,470 - Okay. Okay. 431 00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,774 It's just, but the idea of you two just sitting 432 00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,010 on each other's doctor's couches, 433 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,012 and giving each other prescriptions, 434 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,181 was driving me crazy. 435 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,116 - Lionel, the only person 436 00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,386 I want to give prescriptions to, is you. 437 00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,125 - Isn't this...? - Yes, do not ruin it. 438 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,595 (Screaming and moaning) 439 00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,365 - Oh my God! Oh my God, Lionel! 440 00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,168 Lionel! Holy fuck! Holy fuck! Oh God... 441 00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,937 - Oh my God, what is happening? 442 00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,072 What is that? (Anne moans) 443 00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,507 - Oh my God, Anne, that's amazing! 444 00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,876 (Anne and Lionel grunting, laughing) 445 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,081 ♪♪♪ 446 00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,618 (Traffic whooshes by) 447 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:15,993 ♪♪♪ 448 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,262 (Car door opens and shuts) 449 00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,502 (Sirens wail in the distance) 450 00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,279 - I'm not a good mom. 451 00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,682 - That's not true. Everyone has their moments. 452 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,988 - You should take her. 453 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,422 - What? 454 00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,159 - I don't think I was supposed to be a mom. 455 00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,062 It's not something I ever dreamed about, or anything. 456 00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,831 It just... 457 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,399 just sort of happened. 458 00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,469 (Zoe moans sleepily) 459 00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,105 You should take her. 460 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:16,954 ♪♪♪ 461 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,722 - So, I kinda got you somethin'. 462 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,457 (Paper bag crinkles) 463 00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,926 - Oh my God, are they baked goods? 464 00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,794 Wait, chocolate eclairs? No, linzers? 465 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,796 Are they linzers? 466 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,298 - Uh, it's a form of baking. 467 00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,832 Just open it. 468 00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,434 (Paper bag crinkles) 469 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,705 - Doesn't smell like a linzer. 470 00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,009 Pregnancy test? 471 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,544 - They're ovulation tests. 472 00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,546 You pee on a stick, and if you get a smiley face, 473 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,315 then we know you're fertile, ripe, and ready to go. 474 00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,950 - Why would I wanna know that? 475 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,151 I only know when I'm menstruating, 476 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,485 because I have to. 477 00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,120 The rest of the cycle can happen without my knowledge. 478 00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,655 - Okay sure-- 479 00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,357 - But also, what happened to not taking any action? 480 00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,426 - They're just sticks. I didn't adopt a kid. 481 00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,027 (Doorbell rings) (Rapid knocks) 482 00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,429 - Who would that be? 483 00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,164 Frankie: Ooh! Everybody decent? 484 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,233 Anne: Hi, Frank! - Hey! Oh! 485 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,268 (Door slams shut) Frankie: Oh my God. 486 00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,470 - Hi, Frankie. Um... - I know, I'm sorry I'm early. 487 00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,372 Oh, my goodness, and it's dinner. 488 00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,374 Please, do not get up, I am just gonna go up to the... 489 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,109 - Love you. - ...the guest bedroom and, 490 00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,978 it's like we're not even here, right? 491 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,946 But we are here! Thanks, guys! 492 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,381 (Kate chuckles) 493 00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,216 - We're not talking about these things? 494 00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,818 - I sent you an email. 495 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,653 - You said she was looking for a place to stay, 496 00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,455 you didn't tell me that you offered her our guest room. 497 00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,190 - Well, I thought it was sort of implied, you know. 498 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,526 I'm sorry, I should've been more specific. 499 00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,129 - No, it's fine, I mean, I like Frankie. 500 00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,198 - Yeah. - I just-- 501 00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,866 (Footsteps thud on stairs) Kate: Oy. 502 00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,635 - Oh, sorry. I didn't know you guys were eating. 503 00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,670 - I thought you'd left. - What is... this? 504 00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:40,905 (Silence) 505 00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,707 - Hmm. 506 00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,210 - Sorry, not to be rude, but why is Rosie in my house? 507 00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,112 - Hmm. 508 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,081 Nathan, um, I uh... 509 00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,352 I may have uh, started... 510 00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,723 a small, and soon-to-be profitable business. 511 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,992 - Is it a hostel? - (Chuckles) 512 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,830 ♪♪♪