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Nathan: Previously
on "Workin' Moms"...
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- I'm a huge fan of yours,
Dr. Carlson.
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I'm Carly.
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- Hi Carly, it's nice
to meet you.
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- All right, so let's get this
script into fighting shape,
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and we will be off
to the races.
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- Cool.
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- I'm so sorry, my son
is in intensive care.
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- Are you out of your damn mind?
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Going to the hospital
might ease your guilt,
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but think about what you lose.
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- You left a very serious
taste in Stromanger's mouth.
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Anne: You didn't let
Richard down,
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Richard disappointed you.
He let you down.
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- I think I ruined my life.
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(Soft piano music plays)
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(Door creaks open and shuts)
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- (Kate sighs)
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I'm surprised you came.
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Okay.
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I'll keep this short.
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I... (Sighs)
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Richard, what I did
was unforgivable.
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I know.
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But I had a reason.
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You guys took away my only
passion, you know, what I...
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what I loved to do, and...
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and Stromanger made me choose
my baby or my job,
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and I'm not sure that
it was fair, but--
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- It wasn't.
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- It wasn't?
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- I can't say much, there's
a lot of things at play, here.
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But, what Stromanger did
to you,
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maybe she wouldn't have done
to a man?
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So, all I'm saying, Kate,
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is that if you wanted to make
a stink, you could.
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- I don't know what that
would get me.
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- A settlement.
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You don't get what you deserve
in this life,
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you get what you fight for.
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(Pen rasps)
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You still drink vodka?
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- You still pee standing?
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I'll be right back.
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♪♪♪
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♪ Funny where we started out ♪
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♪ I gave you all of me,
look out ♪
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♪ And now I have nothing... ♪
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Kate: To alert you to be
borderline cruel... (Sighs)
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How do I write this without
it coming off as a threat?
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- What? It should be
threatening, Kate.
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Just a little reminder, you
almost missed your son's death.
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Lionel: Hold on a second,
Charlie didn't actually die.
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- That woman threatened
your job
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in the middle of a true
medical emergency.
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- Listen up, girlfriend, you
wanna come outta this on top?
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I got three words for you.
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(Silence)
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I'm talking to the press.
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- Definitely five words.
- Gross, yuck. No.
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- You know I'm in public
relations, right?
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- Threaten to talk
to Deborah Stanbro.
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Corporate lawyers hate her.
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- Deborah Stanbro-- (Scoffs)
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- Investigative reporter.
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She's their worst nightmare,
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and my Mah-jongg partner.
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- No offence, Val, but I'd
rather not take the low road.
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I'm just gonna tell them
the truth,
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tell them the facts,
and let them know they hurt me.
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- Just hit 'em with the facts,
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and then you expose your heart.
- Right.
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- Deborah Stanbro.
Both: Okay.
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(Knocks on glass)
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- Ms. Foster, we received
your passionate letter.
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- Good.
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- And we recognize that last
year was a difficult one for
you.
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- Yes, thank you.
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- But, my colleagues and I were
shocked by this document.
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- What? But I was--
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- Completely, emotionally
indulgent. (Laughs)
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Look, Ms. Foster, you've
achieved a reputation
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of being able to articulate
yourself
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without resorting to theatrics.
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But the Board agrees,
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this letter is disgraceful.
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- Okay.
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I will go to the press.
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- (Sighs)
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- Do you know Deborah Stanbro,
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investigative journalist?
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Well, I play Mah-jongg with
her, and she has my back, so.
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♪♪♪
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I'm sure the Board
would be very happy
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if I walked out of here quietly,
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but I'm not sure what kind
of leverage you have,
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outside of shaming me.
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And I don't feel shame,
not anymore,
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not for prioritizing my son
over a deli meat presentation.
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Shame on you.
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♪♪♪
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- Well, okay then.
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Perhaps we can agree...
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to part ways,
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amicably, and quietly.
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- Honestly, I doubt any amount
of money
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is gonna make much of a
difference at this point.
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(Clears throat)
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That is an insane
amount of money.
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- I'm gonna get you to sign
this release.
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- Mhm. Okay.
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(Pen rasps)
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♪♪♪
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We are celebratin' today,
ladies,
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'cause thanks to the advice
of Val Szalinsky,
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mama got herself a settlement.
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- (Cheering) Woooo! Yeah!
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- This is my way of returning
the favor.
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- Kate, is this a stem cell
mask?
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- Yeah, it is!
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- Whoa, aren't stem cell masks
made of like,
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umbilical cords, or foreskin,
or something like that?
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- Ugh, Frankie, why you gotta
make everything so gross?
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- What are you gonna spend
the money on?
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- Alicia, that's none of our
business.
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Though, it is a good question.
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What are you thinking, Kate?
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Statement necklaces?
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- No actually, I've decided -
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thanks to a very good
push from Anne,
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- Hmm.
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- ...to go into business
for myself.
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- Oh finally!
- Hallelujah!
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- What a relief!
- Long time.
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- Guys, I'm touched. I had no
idea that you were so eager
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to see me go off on my own?
- Oh, it's not that.
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- I think we're all just glad
to hear
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that you and Anne
are friends again.
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- Oh, I've never felt so much
damn tension in my life.
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- So awkward!
- So horrible.
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- The rage.
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(Kate laughs)
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(Knock on door)
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- Uh, Cher?
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(Door latch opens)
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- Oh, hello, Dr. Carlson.
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- Carly, you're Cher?
- Mhm.
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- Like, the singer?
- From the movie, "Clueless".
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(Small chuckle)
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So, listen, it was so great
to meet you, the other day,
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and I know that we said
we were gonna go for coffee,
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but I just thought,
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why don't I book a session
and surprise you?
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- Okay, but--
- That way,
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I can pick that enormous brain
of yours,
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while knowing that I'm
compensating you for your time.
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- I'm sorry, so you wanna pay
to listen to me talk
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about myself for an hour?
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- Pretty much. (Chuckles)
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- Yeah, I mean,
I can get behind that.
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(Carly chuckles)
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Kate: Good morning.
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Coffee?
- Ooh, yes, please.
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But this is not coffee.
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- It is better than coffee,
baby.
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- Holy shit,
is this your severance?
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- Enough zeroes for ya?
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- Wow! This is insane!
- I know.
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- Oh my God! I feel like
we can finally chill out.
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- I know.
- Oh.
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And start talking
about our second kid.
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- What?
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- I said, you know, talk about
havin' another kid.
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- I... Nathan, no way!
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I have been waiting
for this opportunity.
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I can finally start my own
business.
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- Your own business,
what are you, crazy?
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I mean, last year you killed
yourself
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to get all the way to Montreal,
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only to have to come
all the way back.
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And then this year,
you had two jobs,
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and some crazy personal stuff.
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I mean, Jesus,
can't you just relax?
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- I'm relaxed when I'm working.
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- Oh that's... great.
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What kinda state are you
in when you're with us?
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- (Sighs) I'm sorry. I know how
that sounds, I just--
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(Phone buzzes)
- Look, I have to go,
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but this conversation
is not over.
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- Of course not.
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- Just promise me you won't put
anything into motion,
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until I get back. Okay?
- I promise.
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(Mugs click)
Cheers!
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So I'm starting my own
business, and I was hoping--
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- I've already done it.
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- You-you've done what?
- Designed your logo.
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- Oh! Oh, that's great!
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I'd love to see it.
Whadda ya got?
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- Okay, great. Just remember,
these are only mock-ups.
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- Totally. Yeah.
- Okay?
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Here's the first one.
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Behold, Kate Foster Public
Relations.
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- Hmm.
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-'Cause she knocks it outta
the park.
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- I don't know what this
is selling, exactly.
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- Okay, uh...
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yeah, I can see how that
might be a bit much.
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Um...I'll just go ahead
and keep this one
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for my personal records.
- Sorry?
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- There's this one,
it's kinda plain.
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I guess...someone might
respond to it.
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- (Happy sigh)
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
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Rosie, the real reason I asked
you here today,
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was to offer you a job.
- Oh...wow. Where?
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- What do you mean, where?
Kate Foster Public Relations.
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- Oh, Kate,
I'm so flattered but...
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I just don't think I can commit
to a start-up, you know.
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How stable can that be?
- What?
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What are you doing
for money right now?
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- Phone sex.
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Yeah, I'll come work for you.
- Mhm.
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♪ You don't stop
Get it ♪
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♪ You don't stop
Get it ♪
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♪ You don't stop
Get it ♪
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♪ You don't stop
Get it ♪
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- So, how much do I owe you
for to--
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- No, please, no.
Put that away.
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- I booked a session,
and I intend to pay for it.
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- I talked about my boring life
for an hour.
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I should be paying you.
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- Well...at least let me take
you for lunch.
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- Yeah?
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Um...
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how does noon work?
- Great!
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I seriously think you are the
coolest woman I've ever met.
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- Tell that to my daughter.
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- I'm sure Alice thinks
you're cool.
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- You know my daughter's name?
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- Facebook.
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- Are we Facebook friends?
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- Request pending.
Fingers crossed.
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(Anne and Carly laugh)
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We're like, obsessed
with each other.
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(Anne laughs nervously)
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♪♪♪
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- Welcome to Kate Foster
Public Relations!
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♪♪♪
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- This is it?
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Your basement.
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- Well yeah, Rosie,
what did you expect?
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I'm not Don Draper.
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- What about all the stuff
you said about
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00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:27,225
gettin' outta the house?
255
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:29,160
- Well, I did get you outta
your house.
256
00:10:30,563 --> 00:10:31,929
- Where's my desk?
257
00:10:31,964 --> 00:10:34,332
- Uh, we'll start ya off here,
with me.
258
00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,767
- Do I even get a chair?
259
00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,535
- Do you get a chair.
Of course you get a chair.
260
00:10:37,570 --> 00:10:38,970
What is this, huh?
261
00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:41,105
It's kind of a tricky dicky,
but ya...
262
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:42,807
here we go. See?
263
00:10:42,842 --> 00:10:44,909
(Chair thuds on floor)
Yeah.
264
00:10:44,944 --> 00:10:46,411
- Yeah.
(Chair crashes)
265
00:10:50,249 --> 00:10:53,084
- Okay, look, she's on one nap
a day between 2 and 3-ish.
266
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Don't let it go any later
than that,
267
00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,688
because then she has trouble
at bedtime.
268
00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:58,356
- Yeah, got it.
- Okay.
269
00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,924
- You look nice.
270
00:10:59,959 --> 00:11:01,893
- Thanks, I have a meeting with
this studio guy
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00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:03,194
he's interested in the script.
272
00:11:03,229 --> 00:11:04,796
I just didn't want him
to think I'm a slob.
273
00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:06,230
- Huh, I don't think
he'll think that.
274
00:11:06,265 --> 00:11:07,699
- Thank you. Do you have
everything?
275
00:11:07,734 --> 00:11:09,067
- Yeah! I got it!
276
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,501
- Uh, she needs snacks between
meals, and--
277
00:11:10,536 --> 00:11:11,936
- Just like us.
278
00:11:11,971 --> 00:11:14,072
- Just like us!
(Door opens)
279
00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,107
- Look, it's not that I don't
have confidence in you,
280
00:11:16,142 --> 00:11:17,241
because I do,
281
00:11:17,276 --> 00:11:18,476
I've got confidence comin' out
my eyeballs.
282
00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:19,711
- Okay.
283
00:11:19,746 --> 00:11:21,279
- It's just that Dmitri
is a lot.
284
00:11:21,314 --> 00:11:23,548
He's pretentious, he's weird,
he's foreign,
285
00:11:23,583 --> 00:11:25,249
he's an asshole.
286
00:11:25,284 --> 00:11:27,719
If we're lucky, he's gay,
but I'm not 100%.
287
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,721
- Okay, but he likes my script,
right?
288
00:11:29,756 --> 00:11:31,155
- He loves your script.
289
00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:33,958
Are you ready, handsome?
- I'm ready.
290
00:11:36,195 --> 00:11:37,495
(Tires crunch)
291
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,669
(Seatbelt un-clicks)
292
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:56,280
♪♪♪
293
00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,782
(Window whirs)
294
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:01,652
- (Clears throat)
295
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:04,255
I have problem with
the ice cream man.
296
00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,293
- Uh...he's a, he's a pretty
important character.
297
00:12:09,328 --> 00:12:11,129
Do you mind if I ask uh,
what the problem is?
298
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:13,631
- Yes, I am lactose intolerant.
299
00:12:13,666 --> 00:12:15,467
- Oh, yeah.
300
00:12:16,602 --> 00:12:18,303
(Dmitri laughs)
301
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,073
- Just kidding.
302
00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:24,675
I'm drinking cappuccino,
right now,
303
00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,010
as we are speaking.
304
00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:27,845
- (Laughing) You are.
305
00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,314
- No, but seriously,
306
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:33,050
I have a problem
with the main character.
307
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:36,888
Nobody wants to see a man
stay home with baby.
308
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:40,124
It's not sexy.
Can we give him super powers?
309
00:12:40,159 --> 00:12:42,861
Maybe he can jump very fast,
or something.
310
00:12:44,163 --> 00:12:46,597
- Oh, I like that.
Yeah, it's great.
311
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:48,132
- What? I-I--
312
00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:51,435
- Maybe he has soft bones,
for crevices.
313
00:12:51,470 --> 00:12:53,070
Shannon: Oh, I like that.
Dmitri: You should.
314
00:12:53,105 --> 00:12:55,640
- Dmitri, (Clears throat)...
315
00:12:55,675 --> 00:12:57,876
I'm sorry, but you're wrong.
316
00:12:58,978 --> 00:13:00,945
There is an audience out there,
317
00:13:00,980 --> 00:13:02,713
looking for a story
about a single father.
318
00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:05,216
I know this,
because I'm a single father.
319
00:13:05,251 --> 00:13:07,652
I wrote this thing because
I wanna see guys like me
320
00:13:07,687 --> 00:13:09,487
represented on screen.
321
00:13:09,522 --> 00:13:11,889
And if that doesn't work
for you,
322
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:13,991
doesn't work for me.
323
00:13:14,026 --> 00:13:16,661
- Uh... okay, maybe we can--
(Phone buzzes)
324
00:13:16,696 --> 00:13:18,896
- I see you have some big
balls.
325
00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,932
Shannon: Okay, maybe we
can just take a little...
326
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,433
- I'm sorry guys, I gotta go.
327
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:23,801
This is my baby's mother.
It's an emergency.
328
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:25,236
- Oh!
329
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,470
(Whispers) What are you doing?
330
00:13:26,505 --> 00:13:28,373
Sit down!
331
00:13:30,610 --> 00:13:31,809
(Door slams)
332
00:13:31,844 --> 00:13:33,311
(Shannon clears throat)
333
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:35,813
(Police radio chatter)
Ian: Jenny? What happened?
334
00:13:35,848 --> 00:13:38,115
Is Zoe okay?
- Ian, I'm--
335
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,118
I am so sorry. I just,
I ran in for a minute.
336
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:43,054
They won't let me
take her, so--
337
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,755
- She had left her child
in the car!
338
00:13:44,790 --> 00:13:46,724
- Miss--
- While she was sniffing produce
339
00:13:46,759 --> 00:13:48,192
for, I don't even know how long!
340
00:13:48,227 --> 00:13:50,061
- Hey, I think she feels bad
enough, huh?
341
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,129
Police: Sir. You the father?
- Yes, hi, my name is Ian.
342
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,398
I'm-I'm Zoe's daddy.
I've got her uh,
343
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,033
I've got her birth certificate
right here,
344
00:13:56,068 --> 00:13:57,535
I've got about 1,000 pictures
of us
345
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,769
at breakfast this morning.
346
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,872
She says that French toast is
her favorite, but it's not.
347
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:02,173
It's the maple syrup
that she loves.
348
00:14:02,208 --> 00:14:03,908
If I put it on spinach,
she'd eat it. Um--
349
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,243
- Yeah, okay, I got it.
350
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,811
You're lucky your daughter's
all right.
351
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,646
We've seen this case
turn out differently.
352
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,381
- Hey, baby.
- Very differently.
353
00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,482
(Police radio chatter)
354
00:14:13,552 --> 00:14:23,595
♪♪♪
355
00:14:23,597 --> 00:14:30,534
♪♪♪
356
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:32,503
- Hi. (Chuckles)
357
00:14:33,639 --> 00:14:35,873
- Do...I...are you...
358
00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:37,442
is that my haircut?
359
00:14:38,477 --> 00:14:41,145
- I think it suits me!
Don't you think?
360
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,281
It's like I'm your twin.
361
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:45,984
Even though my hips are twice
the width of yours.
362
00:14:47,386 --> 00:14:49,453
- Uh...I mean, in a weird way,
363
00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,988
and it is...it is weird,
364
00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:52,857
it's kinda flattering?
365
00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:54,926
- I'm embarrassed,
but if you don't mind,
366
00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:56,694
I do have a couple follow-up
questions?
367
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,462
- Oh, so the interview's
not over?
368
00:14:58,497 --> 00:15:00,698
- So how long were you married
to Brad?
369
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,700
- How do you even know that?
370
00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,802
- Facebook.
371
00:15:04,837 --> 00:15:07,138
- I am 101% sure
that's not on Facebook.
372
00:15:07,173 --> 00:15:09,340
What are you up to?
- I'm not up to anything, Anne.
373
00:15:09,375 --> 00:15:11,075
- You know far too much
about me,
374
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,576
even in the age of Facebook.
You know my daughter's name,
375
00:15:12,611 --> 00:15:14,345
you showed up with this
"Single White Female" haircut,
376
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:16,414
and you know that
I was married to Brad.
377
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,051
- I just thought it would
be fun to talk
378
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,086
about the mole on his cock.
379
00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:26,791
If you don't mind, I do have
a couple follow-up questions.
380
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,626
- Listen to me.
381
00:15:28,661 --> 00:15:31,395
You stay away from me,
and stay away from my family,
382
00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:34,465
or I will tie you up, and pluck
every hair from your nose...
383
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,268
until you die of dehydration
from the tears
384
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,804
running down your cheeks.
- That was very specific.
385
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:41,472
- By the way, you should really
consider seeing a doctor.
386
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:43,207
In the short time
that I've known you.
387
00:15:43,242 --> 00:15:44,942
I already diagnosed you
388
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,677
with borderline personality
disorder.
389
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:49,547
And a severe case of halitosis.
390
00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:56,354
♪♪♪
391
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,056
Same fucking hair. Like I was
looking in a goddamn mirror.
392
00:15:59,091 --> 00:16:00,858
I was gonna kick her ass.
393
00:16:00,893 --> 00:16:02,226
- God, watching you fight
is up there
394
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:04,495
with eating dinner in bed
for me. The tops!
395
00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:06,330
- For real, I am so glad that
we're friends again,
396
00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:08,332
because it is slim pickens
out there.
397
00:16:08,367 --> 00:16:09,734
- Yeah.
398
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,470
Use the sponge.
399
00:16:12,505 --> 00:16:14,105
(Knock on door)
400
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:16,540
- Shit! Someone's here.
What if it's her?
401
00:16:16,575 --> 00:16:18,209
- Oh my God, what if it's Brad
to help you
402
00:16:18,244 --> 00:16:20,111
with your weak-ass orgasm?
403
00:16:20,146 --> 00:16:22,413
- (Chuckles) Okay, I'll call
you later
404
00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:23,948
to let you know I haven't been
murdered.
405
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,883
Hey... congrats again.
- Thank you.
406
00:16:25,918 --> 00:16:28,386
(Banging on door)
407
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,854
Hello?
408
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:32,423
(Silence)
409
00:16:32,458 --> 00:16:34,125
(Door opens)
410
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:35,459
What are you doing here?
411
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:38,829
- Well, Anne, I just thought
I'd swing by
412
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,364
and check out your new office,
413
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,400
because I am a sweet man,
who loves his wife.
414
00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:44,168
- So you were in
the neighborhood,
415
00:16:44,203 --> 00:16:45,536
and you had to go
to the bathroom?
416
00:16:45,571 --> 00:16:46,904
- Doesn't matter why I'm here,
what matters
417
00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,839
is what I found out
when I came here.
418
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,742
- Okay, what did you find--
419
00:16:51,777 --> 00:16:53,177
Shit.
420
00:16:53,212 --> 00:16:54,612
- Why didn't you tell me that
you were working
421
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:58,082
next to your ex-husband,
this entire time?
422
00:16:58,117 --> 00:17:00,618
I'm a cuck.
I'm a cuckold. Cuck.
423
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,187
- Stop cucking!
424
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,889
Do you think that Brad
and I were...
425
00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:07,091
what, making out in my office?
426
00:17:09,061 --> 00:17:10,528
- No, no, that's not
what I think.
427
00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,597
- Good! Because, we're not!
- Good!
428
00:17:13,632 --> 00:17:15,599
- I didn't tell you, because I
knew you would be upset.
429
00:17:15,634 --> 00:17:17,701
I'm really sorry. Okay?
430
00:17:17,736 --> 00:17:19,470
- Okay. Okay.
431
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,774
It's just, but the idea
of you two just sitting
432
00:17:23,943 --> 00:17:26,010
on each other's doctor's
couches,
433
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,012
and giving each other
prescriptions,
434
00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:30,181
was driving me crazy.
435
00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:32,116
- Lionel, the only person
436
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,386
I want to give prescriptions
to, is you.
437
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,125
- Isn't this...?
- Yes, do not ruin it.
438
00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:44,595
(Screaming and moaning)
439
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,365
- Oh my God!
Oh my God, Lionel!
440
00:17:48,400 --> 00:17:51,168
Lionel! Holy fuck! Holy fuck!
Oh God...
441
00:17:51,203 --> 00:17:52,937
- Oh my God, what is happening?
442
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,072
What is that?
(Anne moans)
443
00:17:55,107 --> 00:17:56,507
- Oh my God, Anne,
that's amazing!
444
00:17:56,542 --> 00:17:58,876
(Anne and Lionel grunting,
laughing)
445
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:03,081
♪♪♪
446
00:18:05,684 --> 00:18:07,618
(Traffic whooshes by)
447
00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:15,993
♪♪♪
448
00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:18,262
(Car door opens and shuts)
449
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:24,502
(Sirens wail in the distance)
450
00:18:32,077 --> 00:18:35,279
- I'm not a good mom.
451
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,682
- That's not true.
Everyone has their moments.
452
00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:43,988
- You should take her.
453
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,422
- What?
454
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,159
- I don't think I was supposed
to be a mom.
455
00:18:49,695 --> 00:18:52,062
It's not something I ever
dreamed about, or anything.
456
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,831
It just...
457
00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:55,399
just sort of happened.
458
00:18:55,434 --> 00:18:58,469
(Zoe moans sleepily)
459
00:18:59,838 --> 00:19:01,105
You should take her.
460
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:16,954
♪♪♪
461
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,722
- So, I kinda got you somethin'.
462
00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:20,457
(Paper bag crinkles)
463
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,926
- Oh my God,
are they baked goods?
464
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,794
Wait, chocolate eclairs?
No, linzers?
465
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:25,796
Are they linzers?
466
00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,298
- Uh, it's a form of baking.
467
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:28,832
Just open it.
468
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,434
(Paper bag crinkles)
469
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,705
- Doesn't smell like a linzer.
470
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:39,009
Pregnancy test?
471
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,544
- They're ovulation tests.
472
00:19:40,579 --> 00:19:42,546
You pee on a stick,
and if you get a smiley face,
473
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,315
then we know you're fertile,
ripe, and ready to go.
474
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:45,950
- Why would I wanna know that?
475
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,151
I only know when
I'm menstruating,
476
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,485
because I have to.
477
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:50,120
The rest of the cycle can
happen without my knowledge.
478
00:19:50,155 --> 00:19:51,655
- Okay sure--
479
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,357
- But also, what happened to
not taking any action?
480
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:55,426
- They're just sticks.
I didn't adopt a kid.
481
00:19:55,461 --> 00:19:57,027
(Doorbell rings)
(Rapid knocks)
482
00:19:57,062 --> 00:19:58,429
- Who would that be?
483
00:19:58,464 --> 00:20:00,164
Frankie: Ooh! Everybody decent?
484
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,233
Anne: Hi, Frank!
- Hey! Oh!
485
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:04,268
(Door slams shut)
Frankie: Oh my God.
486
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:06,470
- Hi, Frankie. Um...
- I know, I'm sorry I'm early.
487
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,372
Oh, my goodness,
and it's dinner.
488
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:10,374
Please, do not get up,
I am just gonna go up to the...
489
00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,109
- Love you.
- ...the guest bedroom and,
490
00:20:12,144 --> 00:20:13,978
it's like we're not even here,
right?
491
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,946
But we are here!
Thanks, guys!
492
00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:17,381
(Kate chuckles)
493
00:20:17,416 --> 00:20:19,216
- We're not talking
about these things?
494
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:20,818
- I sent you an email.
495
00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,653
- You said she was looking
for a place to stay,
496
00:20:22,688 --> 00:20:24,455
you didn't tell me that you
offered her our guest room.
497
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,190
- Well, I thought it was sort
of implied, you know.
498
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,526
I'm sorry, I should've
been more specific.
499
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,129
- No, it's fine,
I mean, I like Frankie.
500
00:20:32,164 --> 00:20:34,198
- Yeah.
- I just--
501
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,866
(Footsteps thud on stairs)
Kate: Oy.
502
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,635
- Oh, sorry. I didn't know you
guys were eating.
503
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:39,670
- I thought you'd left.
- What is... this?
504
00:20:39,705 --> 00:20:40,905
(Silence)
505
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,707
- Hmm.
506
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,210
- Sorry, not to be rude,
but why is Rosie in my house?
507
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:48,112
- Hmm.
508
00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,081
Nathan, um, I uh...
509
00:20:52,217 --> 00:20:54,352
I may have uh, started...
510
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,723
a small, and soon-to-be
profitable business.
511
00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,992
- Is it a hostel?
- (Chuckles)
512
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:05,830
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