1 00:00:01,135 --> 00:00:02,434 - Previously on "Workin' Moms": 2 00:00:02,469 --> 00:00:04,436 Anne: If you keep this up, I may never let you go back 3 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,371 to school again. - But how would I learn? 4 00:00:06,406 --> 00:00:08,840 - I don't know! Sounds pretty risky, doesn't it? 5 00:00:08,875 --> 00:00:10,175 - It hurts when I pee. 6 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:11,743 - Well, it sounds like you got an STD. 7 00:00:11,778 --> 00:00:14,046 So it's either your new girl, or it's Jenny. 8 00:00:14,081 --> 00:00:16,214 Ian: What? You're in a new relationship? 9 00:00:16,249 --> 00:00:18,450 Frankie: I'm also dating somebody way younger. 10 00:00:18,485 --> 00:00:19,518 (Explosion sound) 11 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,720 - We've been killing it since Hashtag NailedIt, 12 00:00:21,755 --> 00:00:23,088 and it's all thanks to you! 13 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:25,057 - Richard's convinced someone leaked your hashtag. 14 00:00:25,092 --> 00:00:26,525 - Yeah, what's the deal? Do they suspect anyone? 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,461 - Out! You're fired! Go! Go! - (Sobs) 16 00:00:29,496 --> 00:00:31,163 Kate: Just gotta tell Richard. 17 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:32,731 - So you come home tonight with one job. 18 00:00:32,766 --> 00:00:34,066 - I might come home with none. 19 00:00:36,103 --> 00:00:40,772 ♪♪♪ 20 00:00:40,807 --> 00:00:43,175 - Big R! - Oh, yes, yes, 21 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:45,277 yes, you're here now. I was lookin' for ya. 22 00:00:45,312 --> 00:00:47,679 - Oh, take a seat. - Yeah. 23 00:00:50,250 --> 00:00:51,783 (Richard sighs) - What's up? You look sad. 24 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:55,153 - This whole SNAFU with the NailedIt hashtag 25 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:57,155 really embarrassed us in front of the client, 26 00:00:57,190 --> 00:00:59,057 and then the word spread fast. 27 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,992 - Gaze has a great reputation. 28 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,794 - We just lost the Saxon Field account. 29 00:01:02,829 --> 00:01:04,162 - Oh. 30 00:01:04,197 --> 00:01:05,730 - They gave me some nonsense about going in-house, 31 00:01:05,765 --> 00:01:07,833 but I know they've been snoopin' around at that 32 00:01:07,868 --> 00:01:09,534 same goddamn agency, 33 00:01:09,569 --> 00:01:11,470 the one run by children... what is it? 34 00:01:11,505 --> 00:01:14,339 - I think it's Baseline. - (Scoffs) 35 00:01:14,374 --> 00:01:16,007 You know, part of me... (Footsteps shuffle) 36 00:01:16,042 --> 00:01:17,743 Sorry. (Copier beeps and runs) 37 00:01:19,779 --> 00:01:21,947 - Something tells me I should just go over there 38 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,082 and surrender, you know? Join forces. 39 00:01:24,117 --> 00:01:26,451 Anyway, there's another reason I came in here, 40 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,553 and that was to give you some good news. 41 00:01:28,588 --> 00:01:30,589 - Yeah? You, uh, pick up Tae-Bo again? 42 00:01:30,624 --> 00:01:32,958 - No, my daughter found double time frightening. 43 00:01:32,993 --> 00:01:36,194 - Well, it's common. - It's better than that. 44 00:01:36,229 --> 00:01:39,030 We want you back full-time here. 45 00:01:39,065 --> 00:01:41,366 (Phones ring in background) - Wait, what? 46 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,001 - I told them in no uncertain terms 47 00:01:43,036 --> 00:01:44,936 that you were the best thing to ever walk through these doors, 48 00:01:44,971 --> 00:01:47,739 and it was time to let you do what you do, and do it well. 49 00:01:47,774 --> 00:01:49,574 - Aw! - Measles or not. 50 00:01:49,609 --> 00:01:51,309 - You know I don't have measles, right? 51 00:01:51,344 --> 00:01:53,078 - So I hope this helps you outta your slump. 52 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,646 I know it's been a tough couple a months 53 00:01:54,681 --> 00:01:57,616 with these stupid hours, and your dad and... 54 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,051 (Slaps paper on hand) 55 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:01,887 Got your back, kid. 56 00:02:01,922 --> 00:02:07,826 ♪♪♪ 57 00:02:07,861 --> 00:02:09,561 (Computer slams shut) 58 00:02:09,596 --> 00:02:23,775 ♪♪♪ 59 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,314 - Who's this? - Giroux. 60 00:02:29,349 --> 00:02:32,017 - Were you two just... alone in there? 61 00:02:32,052 --> 00:02:34,286 - Yeah. - With the door closed? 62 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:35,220 - So? 63 00:02:35,255 --> 00:02:37,022 - Alice, you know you're not allowed 64 00:02:37,057 --> 00:02:38,590 to be in your room with a boy. 65 00:02:38,625 --> 00:02:41,226 - Well, Mom says I'm entitled to my privacy. 66 00:02:42,629 --> 00:02:43,862 Come on, Giroux. 67 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:50,569 ♪♪♪ 68 00:02:50,604 --> 00:02:52,337 - And then what happens? She gets pregnant? 69 00:02:52,372 --> 00:02:54,139 - Lionel, you know when you're dramatic like this, 70 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:56,074 you remind me of your mother. - (Horrified gasp) 71 00:02:56,109 --> 00:02:58,243 How dare you! 72 00:02:58,278 --> 00:03:00,445 Look, we leave 'em alone, and next thing we know, 73 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:02,347 they're playing doctor together. 74 00:03:02,382 --> 00:03:04,816 - Please, if anything, Alice would be the doctor. 75 00:03:04,851 --> 00:03:06,685 - Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of. 76 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:08,887 - I used to play a lotta doctor when I was her age. 77 00:03:08,922 --> 00:03:11,189 I was practically a walk-in clinic. 78 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:13,491 (Crunches cucumber) 79 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,794 - I think I hear the baby crying. 80 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:17,362 - The monitor sounds on. She's fine. 81 00:03:17,397 --> 00:03:18,997 - Get out! 82 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,066 (Dishes clang, slams dishwasher shut) 83 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,837 - Did you hear that? - You can't listen to her, 84 00:03:25,872 --> 00:03:27,639 she was raised by witches. 85 00:03:27,674 --> 00:03:31,243 We need to trust Alice. - Fine, on one condition. 86 00:03:31,278 --> 00:03:33,311 We put the Go Pro in her room. 87 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:35,247 - What? You wanna spy on our daughter. 88 00:03:35,282 --> 00:03:36,481 That's an invasion of privacy. 89 00:03:36,516 --> 00:03:38,316 - 'Kay, I will follow your lead. 90 00:03:38,351 --> 00:03:40,285 I just wanna make sure that whatever unicorn games 91 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:43,822 they're playing, Jar Jar's horn isn't involved. 92 00:03:43,857 --> 00:03:45,924 Lionel out. 93 00:03:45,959 --> 00:03:49,561 ♪♪♪ 94 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,763 - Will you please let me pay for microblading? 95 00:03:51,798 --> 00:03:52,764 I feel responsible. 96 00:03:52,799 --> 00:03:56,401 - Really? I'm kinda diggin' the no-brow look. 97 00:03:56,436 --> 00:03:58,169 It's like a new beginning. 98 00:03:58,204 --> 00:04:00,238 You know, baby face, and grow into a man face later. 99 00:04:00,273 --> 00:04:02,140 - Okay, enough about the brows. We're here for results. 100 00:04:02,175 --> 00:04:04,943 What'd the doctor say? Do you have crabs? 101 00:04:04,978 --> 00:04:06,645 (Sirens wail in the distance) 102 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:11,182 - Chlamydia. - Yes! Yes! 103 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,019 Told you! I knew it! 104 00:04:15,288 --> 00:04:17,355 You owe me 5 bucks. - Whatever. 105 00:04:17,390 --> 00:04:19,124 - Sorry, man, that's really too bad, but... 106 00:04:19,159 --> 00:04:20,925 who hasn't had Chlamydia, right? 107 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:22,494 - I haven't. 108 00:04:22,529 --> 00:04:24,562 - It had to have been Jenny that gave it to me. 109 00:04:24,597 --> 00:04:26,765 Like, of course it was Jenny. How could I have been so blind? 110 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,667 - For the record, you don't know 111 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:30,302 that Jenny gave you the STD. 112 00:04:30,337 --> 00:04:31,903 - For the record, you don't know Jenny. 113 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,605 - If I thought Lionel gave me an STD, 114 00:04:33,640 --> 00:04:35,807 I would cut all the toes off his socks... 115 00:04:35,842 --> 00:04:38,744 and the penis off his body. 116 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:42,347 (Rapid knocking) 117 00:04:42,382 --> 00:04:44,249 - Geez. 118 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,084 Hey! - I need to talk to you. 119 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:48,086 (Door slams shut) - Are you okay? 120 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:51,089 Oh... what happened to your eyebrows? 121 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:55,894 - Did you give me an STD? - What? No. 122 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:59,431 - Oh, yeah, right, then how did I get Chlamydia, huh? 123 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:01,733 It had to have been from you. - (Jenny scoffs) 124 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,102 - Huh? Or you! - Come on, man. 125 00:05:05,572 --> 00:05:08,573 - Ian, I swear there is no way that I gave you that. 126 00:05:08,608 --> 00:05:10,208 Ew. 127 00:05:11,244 --> 00:05:13,645 (Footsteps shuffle on floor) 128 00:05:16,883 --> 00:05:19,150 (Taps hard hat) 129 00:05:19,185 --> 00:05:21,753 So... you didn't give it to me? 130 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:23,722 - No! 131 00:05:27,994 --> 00:05:30,762 - Hm... Sorry 'bout that. Carry on! 132 00:05:30,797 --> 00:05:32,431 See ya, Marvin. (Door slams shut) 133 00:05:34,567 --> 00:05:36,968 - Where did his eyebrows go? - I dunno. 134 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:42,707 ♪♪♪ 135 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,176 - What do you and Giroux do when you're together? 136 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:48,246 - I dunno. Play Uno. Dress up. - (Sighs) 137 00:05:49,983 --> 00:05:53,518 Like unicorns? - Ew, no. What am I, 9? 138 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,886 - Okay, do... 139 00:05:54,921 --> 00:05:56,855 Well, when you guys are... 140 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,724 are... when... do... (Sighs) 141 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,061 Do you guys touch each other? 142 00:06:03,096 --> 00:06:06,331 - Why would we do that? - I am so sorry. I'm sorry. 143 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,333 - Why would you even ask me that? 144 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,468 - I'm sorry, honey, I just wanted to make sure that... 145 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:11,836 - Make sure what? 146 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,972 (Silence) 147 00:06:17,877 --> 00:06:19,878 - Do you want some ice cream? 148 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,880 Okay, why don't you go downstairs, 149 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,715 run the scooper under some warm water. 150 00:06:23,750 --> 00:06:25,950 I'll be right there, okay? 151 00:06:25,985 --> 00:06:28,387 (Footsteps thud) 152 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:32,457 (Sighs) God. 153 00:06:34,861 --> 00:06:36,762 (Sighs) 154 00:06:44,971 --> 00:06:47,305 (Rustling) 155 00:06:53,546 --> 00:06:55,380 Why you little... 156 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,717 (Grunts) 157 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:05,991 (Mockingly) Oh! Why would we do that, Mom? 158 00:07:08,228 --> 00:07:09,728 Okay, tits camera. 159 00:07:10,830 --> 00:07:18,369 ♪♪♪ 160 00:07:18,404 --> 00:07:20,038 (Phone rings) 161 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:22,440 Nathan: Hello? 162 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:25,710 - Guess who's back on full time? 163 00:07:25,745 --> 00:07:28,213 - What? Yes! That's awesome! 164 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:30,248 - I know, it's gonna be-- - You know what this is, 165 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,317 this is leverage, you can use this. 166 00:07:32,352 --> 00:07:35,119 - For what? I already got full-time back, 167 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:36,921 I'm not lookin' for over-time. 168 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:39,257 - No, no, no, leverage at Baseline. 169 00:07:39,292 --> 00:07:41,359 You take this to them, and you tell 'em you want more money, 170 00:07:41,394 --> 00:07:42,594 more hours. 171 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,896 - Well, I'm actually on my way to Baseline right now, 172 00:07:44,931 --> 00:07:47,098 but... to quit. 173 00:07:47,133 --> 00:07:49,334 - Are you crazy? 174 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:51,436 Gaze has been treating you like shit for the last 5 months. 175 00:07:51,471 --> 00:07:53,472 This is your chance to stick it to them. 176 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,241 - I guess I just don't see it that way. 177 00:07:56,276 --> 00:07:58,176 I mean, Gaze took a chance on me when I was a nobody, 178 00:07:58,211 --> 00:08:00,245 and it's where I'm the happiest! 179 00:08:00,280 --> 00:08:02,647 - I get your loyalty to Richard, 180 00:08:02,682 --> 00:08:06,484 I think it's admirable, I do, but... (sighs), 181 00:08:06,519 --> 00:08:09,153 you're the one who's always talking about ambition, 182 00:08:09,188 --> 00:08:11,189 and going for your dreams. 183 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:13,458 Honestly, I don't know how you could just sit on this. 184 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:16,227 - Look, this is my way of making things right, Nathan, okay? 185 00:08:16,262 --> 00:08:19,130 And, I know you see it as weak, or whatever, but... 186 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,033 - Okay, do what you have to do. Just uh... 187 00:08:23,303 --> 00:08:24,903 come home happy about where you work. 188 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,504 For once. 189 00:08:26,539 --> 00:08:28,740 - I will. 190 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:31,510 - Okay. Love you. - Love you, too. 191 00:08:32,979 --> 00:08:34,746 (Phone beeps) 192 00:08:34,781 --> 00:08:43,688 ♪♪♪ 193 00:08:43,723 --> 00:08:45,023 ♪ Strut! ♪ 194 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:53,031 ♪♪♪ 195 00:08:53,066 --> 00:08:55,567 - Oh, hey! Come on in here! 196 00:08:56,970 --> 00:08:58,870 Richard: So weird. 197 00:08:58,905 --> 00:09:00,705 (Footsteps tap lightly) 198 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:04,442 - Kate, what are you-- - Richard, uh... I just... 199 00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:07,679 I... mm. 200 00:09:07,714 --> 00:09:08,780 Purdeep: Richard was just asking 201 00:09:08,815 --> 00:09:10,582 about the NailedIt hashtag. 202 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:13,418 Richard, may I present to you, the face behind that campaign. 203 00:09:13,453 --> 00:09:20,058 ♪♪♪ 204 00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:22,193 - You? It was you? 205 00:09:23,262 --> 00:09:25,496 - I was... uh... uh... 206 00:09:25,531 --> 00:09:31,736 ♪♪♪ 207 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,738 (Gulps) 208 00:09:35,608 --> 00:09:38,042 Purdeep: Look, I'm sure your methods have proven 209 00:09:38,077 --> 00:09:39,911 to be effective elsewhere, 210 00:09:39,946 --> 00:09:42,413 but here we strive on being authentic. 211 00:09:42,448 --> 00:09:45,417 I'm not sure your value system supports that. 212 00:09:46,853 --> 00:09:49,120 To be honest, I'm just kinda hurt. 213 00:09:50,223 --> 00:09:51,956 I didn't require long hours of you, 214 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,125 or monkey suits. 215 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,361 I just wanted you to shine. 216 00:09:57,864 --> 00:09:59,764 You took advantage of me, Kate. 217 00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:03,368 Kate, we need to let you go. 218 00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:12,443 ♪♪♪ 219 00:10:12,478 --> 00:10:16,681 ♪ In my time, I've been prone to emotion ♪ 220 00:10:16,716 --> 00:10:21,319 ♪ Tears in my eyes, I've cried rivers and oceans ♪ 221 00:10:21,354 --> 00:10:25,657 ♪ You say one word love is like an explosion ♪ 222 00:10:27,026 --> 00:10:29,293 ♪ See all of me... ♪ 223 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:31,129 - Oh hey, I heard what you did! 224 00:10:31,164 --> 00:10:33,464 Pretty great! Stupid, though. 225 00:10:33,499 --> 00:10:36,701 ♪ If some day finds us not together, whatever ♪ 226 00:10:36,736 --> 00:10:40,471 ♪ Just pull on my chain I'll come get ya, wherever ♪ 227 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:41,706 - Hey... I... 228 00:10:41,741 --> 00:10:43,808 ♪ If ever at all should get too dark ♪ 229 00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:46,477 ♪ Don't you ever give up, I'll be there for ya, ♪ 230 00:10:46,512 --> 00:10:48,780 ♪ If ever it all should get too dark ♪ 231 00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,517 ♪ Shine, shine bright ♪ 232 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:54,786 - Hey, man, why don't you take a picture? 233 00:10:56,522 --> 00:10:58,856 No, get the fuck outta here with that! 234 00:10:58,891 --> 00:11:00,558 (Crashes into plant) 235 00:11:00,593 --> 00:11:02,694 ♪ You won't find this every day ♪ 236 00:11:02,729 --> 00:11:06,764 ♪ My love is like a diamond on an endless chain ♪ 237 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:09,267 ♪ No way, oh... ♪ 238 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:12,570 ♪ Now we were two, but wouldn't you know ♪ 239 00:11:12,605 --> 00:11:15,139 ♪ That two started becoming one ♪ 240 00:11:15,174 --> 00:11:17,275 ♪ Young and scared, I tried to run ♪ 241 00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,944 ♪ But oh how I felt that tug ♪ 242 00:11:19,979 --> 00:11:22,180 ♪ He pulled me back into his arms ♪ 243 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,882 ♪ From halfway across the world ♪ 244 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,350 (Paper rustles) 245 00:11:26,385 --> 00:11:29,053 - Uh... are you here with your partner? 246 00:11:29,088 --> 00:11:30,521 - Partner? 247 00:11:30,556 --> 00:11:32,490 - Well, for public health reasons, 248 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:35,026 I can provide pills for both you and your sexual partner. 249 00:11:37,096 --> 00:11:39,630 Will you be seeing your partner again? 250 00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,267 - I think she's the one who gave me Chlamydia or... 251 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,037 What do you think? Should I see her again? 252 00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,307 I... uh... maybe not? 253 00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,443 - I'll just be a few minutes. - Okay, yeah. 254 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,513 (Traffic rumbles by) 255 00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,122 (Phone rings) 256 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,824 Sonya: Hello? - Sonya, finally! 257 00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,494 Hi. (Chuckles) Um, it's Ian. 258 00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,896 - Yeah, I know, Ian. Caller ID kind of gives you away. 259 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,531 (Chuckles) 260 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,568 - I have Chlamydia... and I'm uh... 261 00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:21,105 pretty sure I got it from you. 262 00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,307 - What? - Yeah. 263 00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,376 I have it, and I-I talked to Jenny 264 00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,479 because I-I was sure that she's the one who gave it to me. 265 00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,748 She swears there's no way that it could've been her. 266 00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,050 - I see, I see. 267 00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,620 Am I the only other person that you've been with? 268 00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,389 - Mhm. You're the only other person that I've... 269 00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,527 ...been with. 270 00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,462 - Oh. Oh no. 271 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,731 I'm so sorry, Ian. - What? 272 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,301 - (Sighs) I had no idea, 273 00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,338 and I'm really embarrassed. This is a first... for me. 274 00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:57,074 I just, I feel disgusting right now. 275 00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,077 - No, look, you're not disgusting. 276 00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,214 I mean, if you're disgusting, then I'm disgusting, 277 00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,949 because I have it too, right? 278 00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,751 - Yeah, 'cause I gave it to you. 279 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,420 - Well, yeah but I mean if-if you gave me a cold, 280 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,255 I wouldn't judge you for that. 281 00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,291 You know, and this is like getting a cold... 282 00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,294 in your pants. - (Chuckles) Shut up. 283 00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,297 - Look, this whole thing got me thinking about... 284 00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,200 you probably got this from another guy. 285 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,868 And then I thought about you with another guy, 286 00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,204 and I hated it. 287 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,773 I'm getting antibiotics for the both of us, right now. 288 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,742 Come take Chlamydia drugs with me and be my girlfriend! 289 00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,645 - Really? - Yes! Really! 290 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,382 So fuckin' much really. 291 00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,386 - Okay, yes, sure, yes. Yes. 292 00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,922 I'll see you soon. I'm coming. 293 00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,424 - I can't wait! 294 00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,226 - Me neither. 295 00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,295 (Laughs, phone beeps) 296 00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,167 - So you, uh, take all 5 pills at once, 297 00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,902 but just so you know-- (Phone rings) 298 00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,470 - Shannon! - Ian. 299 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,039 - Just, just... Yeah, hi. - Can't talk long, 300 00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,308 but great news, the studio is in! 301 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,245 Well, I mean, they wanna meet, but anyways, it is good! 302 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,249 - Oh my god! That's... seriously! That's amazing news! 303 00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,251 Thank you! Uh, let's talk tomorrow. 304 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,588 - Okay, hon, bye-bye. - Yeah, okay. Bye. 305 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,392 Uh... as you were. 306 00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,394 - So you take all 5 pills at once, but just so you know, 307 00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,063 they'll probably cause diarrhea. 308 00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,466 - Okay, great, thanks, man! (Chuckles) 309 00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,602 - I don't think you heard me. You're gonna get diarrhea. 310 00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,071 - I know! I heard you! 311 00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,307 It's just that I just sold a screenplay, 312 00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,075 and the girl that gave me Chlamydia, 313 00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,044 is gonna be my girlfriend. 314 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,080 - Hooray! - Yeah. Come here! 315 00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,883 - Uh... - (Kiss) Ahh! 316 00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:53,824 ♪♪♪ 317 00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,594 (Phone chimes) 318 00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,563 - (Chuckles) Slacklining? 319 00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,034 You crazy kids. - What's that? 320 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,702 - Oh here, check it out. 321 00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,440 - Who is this creature? 322 00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,043 - Oh, that's just a girl I've been seein'. 323 00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,280 - Girl? 324 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,816 You're seeing other people? 325 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,786 - Oh, well I just thought we were, you know, casual. 326 00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,788 - Casual. (Chuckles) 327 00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,489 You live in my home! 328 00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,591 - Yeah, I just thought-- - Frankie, 329 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,027 I am finding this very disrespectful. 330 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,996 ♪♪♪ 331 00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:35,166 ♪ Took your head outta my hands ♪ 332 00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:42,407 ♪ And left your empty shell on the shoreline ♪ 333 00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,280 (Footsteps thud) 334 00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,320 - Well, well, well! What is this? 335 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,491 - It's a video of Alice and Giroux. 336 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,494 - Huh. You set up the Go Pro. - Yes. 337 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,231 - But Anne, that is an invasion of her privacy. 338 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,001 - Lionel! I feel bad enough already. 339 00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,902 Now would you please press play, 340 00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,538 because I cannot bring myself to do it. 341 00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,707 (Clicks remote button) 342 00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,543 (Silence) 343 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,148 - Take off your shirt! 344 00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,486 Sit on the bed. 345 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,756 Put this on! 346 00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,693 Put this in your mouth. 347 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,294 - No! 348 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,164 - Is this a sock? - Put the sock in your mouth! 349 00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,334 - Please, please don't it. Alice: Do it! 350 00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:47,204 ♪♪♪ 351 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,841 You've been kidnapped, now say goodbye to your family. 352 00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,410 (Stunned silence) 353 00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,648 (Footsteps thud) 354 00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,590 (Muffled heavy metal music plays) 355 00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,192 (Door opens) 356 00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,295 (Heavy metal music plays) 357 00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,298 - Hey! - Hey. 358 00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,700 - Oh, um, roller skating's not 'til like... 359 00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:20,871 - Um, the thing is Juniper is... is I don't think I can-- 360 00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,040 - Hey, hands off my sausages, Johnny! 361 00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,109 Defrost your own pack! 362 00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,811 (Microwave door slams) Sorry, what's up? 363 00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,048 Are you sick or something? - No, I'm not sick. Uh... 364 00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,517 I just don't think we should hang out anymore. 365 00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,252 - I thought you came here to hang out? 366 00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,221 - Oh... well I just thought I owed it to you, 367 00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,423 to like tell you where I was at and not disappear. 368 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,893 - Why? - 'Cause I think that's what-- 369 00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,395 (Hard thud, silverware clatters) 370 00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,530 - Seriously, Johnny, fuck off! 371 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,467 All right, well, take it easy, I guess. 372 00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,602 - Listen, Juniper, I just want you to know 373 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,205 how much I've learned from-- - Johnny, what the fuck?! 374 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,107 Sorry, I gotta go and hog tie this motherfucker. 375 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,875 - Of course... you do. - Okay? 376 00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,543 - Yup. (Door slams shut) 377 00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:06,050 ♪♪♪ 378 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,252 Anne: Hey you. 379 00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,620 - Hi. 380 00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,423 - Have a seat, 381 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,558 there's something I wanna talk to you about. 382 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,659 - That's funny, 383 00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,529 'cause there's something I wanna talk to you about. 384 00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,730 (Camera thuds) 385 00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,700 - Shit. 386 00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,602 - Is this what you call privacy? 387 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,804 - How did you even... - If you're going to film me, 388 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,806 be a bit more subtle about it. 389 00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,375 I hope you liked our hostage video. 390 00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,345 - Whoa, Alice... stop! Have a seat, please. 391 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,118 I'm sorry, okay, you're right. 392 00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,287 You deserve to be respected. 393 00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,924 But the privilege of privacy comes with a few rules. 394 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,292 If you wanna be able to close your door, 395 00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,927 then you have to be honest 396 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,295 about what's happening behind it. 397 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,364 - I am being honest with you. 398 00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,467 - Then why go through the trouble of making a video? 399 00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,336 Look, I'm just proposing a trade-off here, okay? 400 00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:02,640 I give you some freedoms, and you give me transparency. 401 00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,074 - Okay. 402 00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,243 - Do you know what that word means? 403 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,646 - You want me to have a see-through door? 404 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,015 - (Sighs) 405 00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,050 Alice, I... 406 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,388 I know that you think you got it all figured out, 407 00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,323 but you gotta trust me when I say 408 00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,559 that there's some curveballs coming and... 409 00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,529 they can be kinda scary. 410 00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,697 I just want... 411 00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,833 I would like to be your sounding board. 412 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,869 Okay, that doesn't mean that you have to think what I think, 413 00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,237 I just... 414 00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,040 I would just like to be in the know. 415 00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,142 Does that make sense? 416 00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,611 - Yeah. 417 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,183 - Okay. Good. 418 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,189 So... 419 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,124 tell me what was going on 420 00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,294 before I installed the Go Pro in your room. 421 00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,368 - I was playing doctor. 422 00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,239 - Right. And... 423 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,041 and what does that mean? 424 00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,877 There's no judgment. You can trust me. 425 00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,013 ♪ And sad as hell ♪ 426 00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,048 ♪ And I feel like giving up ♪ 427 00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,118 - (Sighs) So... this is what happened. 428 00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,456 ♪ Can you hold my heart ♪ 429 00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,393 ♪ I know you... ♪ 430 00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:34,565 Dad: Katie, it's Dad. You there? I thought you picked up. 431 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,567 (Engine revs, crunching mashing sound) 432 00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,570 Your mother and I were wondering about dinner next weekend. 433 00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,205 (Engine revs, car thuds) 434 00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,175 Anyway, love you, kid. Keep at it. 435 00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,412 Shit... I just stepped in shit. 436 00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,817 (Engine revs) 437 00:20:53,986 --> 00:21:03,761 ♪♪♪