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- Previously on "Workin' Moms":
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Anne: If you keep this up,
I may never let you go back
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to school again.
- But how would I learn?
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- I don't know! Sounds
pretty risky, doesn't it?
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- It hurts when I pee.
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- Well, it sounds like you got
an STD.
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So it's either your new girl,
or it's Jenny.
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Ian: What?
You're in a new relationship?
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Frankie: I'm also dating
somebody way younger.
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(Explosion sound)
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- We've been killing it
since Hashtag NailedIt,
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and it's all thanks to you!
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- Richard's convinced someone
leaked your hashtag.
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- Yeah, what's the deal?
Do they suspect anyone?
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- Out! You're fired! Go! Go!
- (Sobs)
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Kate: Just gotta tell Richard.
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- So you come home tonight
with one job.
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- I might come home with none.
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♪♪♪
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- Big R!
- Oh, yes, yes,
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yes, you're here now.
I was lookin' for ya.
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- Oh, take a seat.
- Yeah.
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(Richard sighs)
- What's up? You look sad.
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- This whole SNAFU with
the NailedIt hashtag
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really embarrassed us
in front of the client,
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and then the word spread fast.
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- Gaze has a great reputation.
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- We just lost
the Saxon Field account.
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- Oh.
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- They gave me some nonsense
about going in-house,
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but I know they've been
snoopin' around at that
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same goddamn agency,
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the one run by children...
what is it?
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- I think it's Baseline.
- (Scoffs)
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You know, part of me...
(Footsteps shuffle)
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Sorry.
(Copier beeps and runs)
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- Something tells me I should
just go over there
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and surrender, you know?
Join forces.
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Anyway, there's another reason
I came in here,
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and that was to give you
some good news.
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- Yeah? You, uh, pick up
Tae-Bo again?
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- No, my daughter found
double time frightening.
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- Well, it's common.
- It's better than that.
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We want you back full-time here.
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(Phones ring in background)
- Wait, what?
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- I told them in
no uncertain terms
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that you were the best thing to
ever walk through these doors,
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and it was time to let you do
what you do, and do it well.
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- Aw!
- Measles or not.
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- You know I don't have
measles, right?
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- So I hope this helps you
outta your slump.
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I know it's been a tough
couple a months
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with these stupid hours,
and your dad and...
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(Slaps paper on hand)
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Got your back, kid.
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♪♪♪
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(Computer slams shut)
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♪♪♪
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- Who's this?
- Giroux.
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- Were you two just... alone
in there?
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- Yeah.
- With the door closed?
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- So?
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- Alice, you know
you're not allowed
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to be in your room with a boy.
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- Well, Mom says I'm entitled
to my privacy.
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Come on, Giroux.
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♪♪♪
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- And then what happens?
She gets pregnant?
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- Lionel, you know when
you're dramatic like this,
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you remind me of your mother.
- (Horrified gasp)
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How dare you!
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Look, we leave 'em alone,
and next thing we know,
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they're playing doctor together.
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- Please, if anything,
Alice would be the doctor.
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- Yeah, that's what
I'm afraid of.
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- I used to play a lotta doctor
when I was her age.
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I was practically
a walk-in clinic.
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(Crunches cucumber)
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- I think I hear the baby
crying.
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- The monitor sounds on.
She's fine.
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- Get out!
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(Dishes clang,
slams dishwasher shut)
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- Did you hear that?
- You can't listen to her,
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she was raised by witches.
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We need to trust Alice.
- Fine, on one condition.
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We put the Go Pro in her room.
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- What? You wanna spy on
our daughter.
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That's an invasion of privacy.
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- 'Kay, I will follow
your lead.
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I just wanna make sure that
whatever unicorn games
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they're playing,
Jar Jar's horn isn't involved.
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Lionel out.
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♪♪♪
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- Will you please let me pay
for microblading?
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I feel responsible.
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- Really? I'm kinda diggin'
the no-brow look.
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It's like a new beginning.
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You know, baby face,
and grow into a man face later.
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- Okay, enough about the brows.
We're here for results.
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What'd the doctor say?
Do you have crabs?
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(Sirens wail in the distance)
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- Chlamydia.
- Yes! Yes!
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Told you! I knew it!
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You owe me 5 bucks.
- Whatever.
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- Sorry, man, that's really
too bad, but...
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who hasn't had Chlamydia,
right?
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- I haven't.
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- It had to have been Jenny
that gave it to me.
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Like, of course it was Jenny.
How could I have been so blind?
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- For the record,
you don't know
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that Jenny gave you the STD.
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- For the record,
you don't know Jenny.
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- If I thought Lionel gave me
an STD,
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I would cut all the toes
off his socks...
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and the penis off his body.
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(Rapid knocking)
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- Geez.
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Hey!
- I need to talk to you.
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(Door slams shut)
- Are you okay?
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Oh... what happened
to your eyebrows?
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- Did you give me an STD?
- What? No.
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- Oh, yeah, right, then how did
I get Chlamydia, huh?
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It had to have been from you.
- (Jenny scoffs)
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- Huh? Or you!
- Come on, man.
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- Ian, I swear there is no way
that I gave you that.
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Ew.
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(Footsteps shuffle on floor)
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(Taps hard hat)
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So... you didn't give it to me?
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- No!
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- Hm... Sorry 'bout that.
Carry on!
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See ya, Marvin.
(Door slams shut)
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- Where did his eyebrows go?
- I dunno.
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♪♪♪
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- What do you and Giroux do
when you're together?
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- I dunno. Play Uno. Dress up.
- (Sighs)
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Like unicorns?
- Ew, no. What am I, 9?
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- Okay, do...
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Well, when you guys are...
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are... when... do... (Sighs)
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Do you guys touch each other?
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- Why would we do that?
- I am so sorry. I'm sorry.
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- Why would you even ask me
that?
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- I'm sorry, honey, I just
wanted to make sure that...
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- Make sure what?
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(Silence)
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- Do you want some ice cream?
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Okay, why don't you go
downstairs,
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run the scooper under
some warm water.
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I'll be right there, okay?
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(Footsteps thud)
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(Sighs) God.
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(Sighs)
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(Rustling)
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Why you little...
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(Grunts)
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(Mockingly) Oh!
Why would we do that, Mom?
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Okay, tits camera.
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♪♪♪
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(Phone rings)
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Nathan: Hello?
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- Guess who's back
on full time?
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- What? Yes! That's awesome!
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- I know, it's gonna be--
- You know what this is,
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this is leverage,
you can use this.
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- For what? I already got
full-time back,
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I'm not lookin' for over-time.
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- No, no, no, leverage
at Baseline.
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You take this to them, and you
tell 'em you want more money,
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more hours.
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- Well, I'm actually on my way
to Baseline right now,
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but... to quit.
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- Are you crazy?
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Gaze has been treating you like
shit for the last 5 months.
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This is your chance
to stick it to them.
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- I guess I just don't see it
that way.
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I mean, Gaze took a chance
on me when I was a nobody,
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and it's where
I'm the happiest!
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- I get your loyalty to Richard,
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I think it's admirable, I do,
but... (sighs),
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you're the one who's always
talking about ambition,
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and going for your dreams.
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Honestly, I don't know how
you could just sit on this.
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- Look, this is my way of making
things right, Nathan, okay?
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And, I know you see it as weak,
or whatever, but...
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- Okay, do what you have to do.
Just uh...
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come home happy about
where you work.
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For once.
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- I will.
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- Okay. Love you.
- Love you, too.
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(Phone beeps)
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♪♪♪
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♪ Strut! ♪
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♪♪♪
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- Oh, hey! Come on in here!
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Richard: So weird.
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(Footsteps tap lightly)
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- Kate, what are you--
- Richard, uh... I just...
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I... mm.
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Purdeep: Richard was just asking
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about the NailedIt hashtag.
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Richard, may I present to you,
the face behind that campaign.
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♪♪♪
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- You? It was you?
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- I was... uh... uh...
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♪♪♪
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(Gulps)
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Purdeep: Look, I'm sure your
methods have proven
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to be effective elsewhere,
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but here we strive on
being authentic.
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I'm not sure your value system
supports that.
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To be honest,
I'm just kinda hurt.
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I didn't require long hours
of you,
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or monkey suits.
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I just wanted you to shine.
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You took advantage of me, Kate.
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Kate, we need to let you go.
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♪♪♪
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♪ In my time,
I've been prone to emotion ♪
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♪ Tears in my eyes,
I've cried rivers and oceans ♪
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♪ You say one word
love is like an explosion ♪
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♪ See all of me... ♪
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- Oh hey, I heard what you did!
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Pretty great! Stupid, though.
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♪ If some day finds us
not together, whatever ♪
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♪ Just pull on my chain
I'll come get ya, wherever ♪
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- Hey... I...
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♪ If ever at all should
get too dark ♪
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♪ Don't you ever give up,
I'll be there for ya, ♪
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♪ If ever it all should get
too dark ♪
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♪ Shine, shine bright ♪
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- Hey, man, why don't you take
a picture?
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No, get the fuck outta here
with that!
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(Crashes into plant)
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♪ You won't find this
every day ♪
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♪ My love is like a diamond
on an endless chain ♪
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♪ No way, oh... ♪
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♪ Now we were two,
but wouldn't you know ♪
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♪ That two started
becoming one ♪
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♪ Young and scared,
I tried to run ♪
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♪ But oh how I felt that tug ♪
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♪ He pulled me back
into his arms ♪
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♪ From halfway across
the world ♪
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(Paper rustles)
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- Uh... are you here
with your partner?
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- Partner?
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- Well, for public health
reasons,
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I can provide pills for both
you and your sexual partner.
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Will you be seeing
your partner again?
250
00:11:39,665 --> 00:11:43,267
- I think she's the one
who gave me Chlamydia or...
251
00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:46,037
What do you think?
Should I see her again?
252
00:11:47,607 --> 00:11:49,307
I... uh... maybe not?
253
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:51,443
- I'll just be a few minutes.
- Okay, yeah.
254
00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:55,513
(Traffic rumbles by)
255
00:12:01,988 --> 00:12:04,122
(Phone rings)
256
00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,824
Sonya: Hello?
- Sonya, finally!
257
00:12:06,859 --> 00:12:09,494
Hi. (Chuckles)
Um, it's Ian.
258
00:12:09,529 --> 00:12:11,896
- Yeah, I know, Ian. Caller ID
kind of gives you away.
259
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,531
(Chuckles)
260
00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,568
- I have Chlamydia...
and I'm uh...
261
00:12:18,004 --> 00:12:21,105
pretty sure I got it from you.
262
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:23,307
- What?
- Yeah.
263
00:12:23,342 --> 00:12:25,376
I have it, and I-I talked
to Jenny
264
00:12:25,411 --> 00:12:28,479
because I-I was sure that she's
the one who gave it to me.
265
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,748
She swears there's no way
that it could've been her.
266
00:12:30,783 --> 00:12:33,050
- I see, I see.
267
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,620
Am I the only other person
that you've been with?
268
00:12:35,655 --> 00:12:38,389
- Mhm. You're the only other
person that I've...
269
00:12:40,860 --> 00:12:42,527
...been with.
270
00:12:42,562 --> 00:12:44,462
- Oh. Oh no.
271
00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,731
I'm so sorry, Ian.
- What?
272
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,301
- (Sighs) I had no idea,
273
00:12:51,504 --> 00:12:54,338
and I'm really embarrassed.
This is a first... for me.
274
00:12:54,373 --> 00:12:57,074
I just, I feel disgusting
right now.
275
00:12:57,109 --> 00:12:59,077
- No, look, you're not
disgusting.
276
00:13:00,847 --> 00:13:03,214
I mean, if you're disgusting,
then I'm disgusting,
277
00:13:03,249 --> 00:13:04,949
because I have it too, right?
278
00:13:04,984 --> 00:13:06,751
- Yeah, 'cause I gave it to you.
279
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,420
- Well, yeah but I mean if-if
you gave me a cold,
280
00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:11,255
I wouldn't judge you for that.
281
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:13,291
You know, and this is like
getting a cold...
282
00:13:13,326 --> 00:13:16,294
in your pants.
- (Chuckles) Shut up.
283
00:13:16,329 --> 00:13:19,297
- Look, this whole thing got me
thinking about...
284
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:22,200
you probably got this
from another guy.
285
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,868
And then I thought about you
with another guy,
286
00:13:23,903 --> 00:13:26,204
and I hated it.
287
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,773
I'm getting antibiotics
for the both of us, right now.
288
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,742
Come take Chlamydia drugs
with me and be my girlfriend!
289
00:13:31,777 --> 00:13:33,645
- Really?
- Yes! Really!
290
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,382
So fuckin' much really.
291
00:13:38,985 --> 00:13:41,386
- Okay, yes, sure, yes. Yes.
292
00:13:42,822 --> 00:13:44,922
I'll see you soon. I'm coming.
293
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,424
- I can't wait!
294
00:13:46,459 --> 00:13:48,226
- Me neither.
295
00:13:48,261 --> 00:13:50,295
(Laughs, phone beeps)
296
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:56,167
- So you, uh, take all 5 pills
at once,
297
00:13:56,202 --> 00:13:57,902
but just so you know--
(Phone rings)
298
00:13:57,937 --> 00:13:59,470
- Shannon!
- Ian.
299
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:02,039
- Just, just... Yeah, hi.
- Can't talk long,
300
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:04,308
but great news,
the studio is in!
301
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:07,245
Well, I mean, they wanna meet,
but anyways, it is good!
302
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:11,249
- Oh my god! That's...
seriously! That's amazing news!
303
00:14:11,284 --> 00:14:13,251
Thank you!
Uh, let's talk tomorrow.
304
00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:16,588
- Okay, hon, bye-bye.
- Yeah, okay. Bye.
305
00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,392
Uh... as you were.
306
00:14:21,427 --> 00:14:23,394
- So you take all 5 pills at
once, but just so you know,
307
00:14:23,429 --> 00:14:26,063
they'll probably cause diarrhea.
308
00:14:26,098 --> 00:14:28,466
- Okay, great, thanks, man!
(Chuckles)
309
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:31,602
- I don't think you heard me.
You're gonna get diarrhea.
310
00:14:31,637 --> 00:14:34,071
- I know! I heard you!
311
00:14:34,106 --> 00:14:36,307
It's just that I just sold
a screenplay,
312
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,075
and the girl that gave me
Chlamydia,
313
00:14:38,110 --> 00:14:40,044
is gonna be my girlfriend.
314
00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,080
- Hooray!
- Yeah. Come here!
315
00:14:43,149 --> 00:14:45,883
- Uh...
- (Kiss) Ahh!
316
00:14:45,918 --> 00:14:53,824
♪♪♪
317
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,594
(Phone chimes)
318
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,563
- (Chuckles) Slacklining?
319
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:03,034
You crazy kids.
- What's that?
320
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,702
- Oh here, check it out.
321
00:15:07,807 --> 00:15:09,440
- Who is this creature?
322
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,043
- Oh, that's just a girl
I've been seein'.
323
00:15:13,612 --> 00:15:15,280
- Girl?
324
00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:18,816
You're seeing other people?
325
00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:21,786
- Oh, well I just thought
we were, you know, casual.
326
00:15:21,821 --> 00:15:23,788
- Casual. (Chuckles)
327
00:15:23,823 --> 00:15:25,489
You live in my home!
328
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:27,591
- Yeah, I just thought--
- Frankie,
329
00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:30,027
I am finding this
very disrespectful.
330
00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:31,996
♪♪♪
331
00:15:32,031 --> 00:15:35,166
♪ Took your head outta
my hands ♪
332
00:15:37,236 --> 00:15:42,407
♪ And left your empty shell
on the shoreline ♪
333
00:15:47,546 --> 00:15:49,280
(Footsteps thud)
334
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:55,320
- Well, well, well!
What is this?
335
00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,491
- It's a video of Alice
and Giroux.
336
00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:03,494
- Huh. You set up the Go Pro.
- Yes.
337
00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:07,231
- But Anne, that is an invasion
of her privacy.
338
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,001
- Lionel! I feel bad enough
already.
339
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,902
Now would you please
press play,
340
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:14,538
because I cannot bring myself
to do it.
341
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:15,707
(Clicks remote button)
342
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:18,543
(Silence)
343
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:24,148
- Take off your shirt!
344
00:16:26,218 --> 00:16:28,486
Sit on the bed.
345
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,756
Put this on!
346
00:16:34,026 --> 00:16:35,693
Put this in your mouth.
347
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,294
- No!
348
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:40,164
- Is this a sock?
- Put the sock in your mouth!
349
00:16:40,199 --> 00:16:43,334
- Please, please don't it.
Alice: Do it!
350
00:16:43,369 --> 00:16:47,204
♪♪♪
351
00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:50,841
You've been kidnapped,
now say goodbye to your family.
352
00:16:50,876 --> 00:16:52,410
(Stunned silence)
353
00:16:56,082 --> 00:16:57,648
(Footsteps thud)
354
00:17:03,055 --> 00:17:05,590
(Muffled heavy metal music
plays)
355
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,192
(Door opens)
356
00:17:09,195 --> 00:17:11,295
(Heavy metal music plays)
357
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:14,298
- Hey!
- Hey.
358
00:17:14,333 --> 00:17:16,700
- Oh, um, roller skating's
not 'til like...
359
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:20,871
- Um, the thing is Juniper is...
is I don't think I can--
360
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:23,040
- Hey, hands off my sausages,
Johnny!
361
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:25,109
Defrost your own pack!
362
00:17:25,144 --> 00:17:26,811
(Microwave door slams)
Sorry, what's up?
363
00:17:26,846 --> 00:17:31,048
Are you sick or something?
- No, I'm not sick. Uh...
364
00:17:31,083 --> 00:17:33,517
I just don't think we should
hang out anymore.
365
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:35,252
- I thought you came here
to hang out?
366
00:17:35,287 --> 00:17:37,221
- Oh... well I just thought
I owed it to you,
367
00:17:37,256 --> 00:17:39,423
to like tell you where
I was at and not disappear.
368
00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,893
- Why?
- 'Cause I think that's what--
369
00:17:42,928 --> 00:17:44,395
(Hard thud,
silverware clatters)
370
00:17:44,430 --> 00:17:46,530
- Seriously, Johnny, fuck off!
371
00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:49,467
All right, well,
take it easy, I guess.
372
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:51,602
- Listen, Juniper,
I just want you to know
373
00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:54,205
how much I've learned from--
- Johnny, what the fuck?!
374
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,107
Sorry, I gotta go and hog tie
this motherfucker.
375
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,875
- Of course... you do.
- Okay?
376
00:17:57,910 --> 00:17:59,543
- Yup.
(Door slams shut)
377
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:06,050
♪♪♪
378
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,252
Anne: Hey you.
379
00:18:08,287 --> 00:18:09,620
- Hi.
380
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,423
- Have a seat,
381
00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:14,558
there's something I wanna talk
to you about.
382
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,659
- That's funny,
383
00:18:15,694 --> 00:18:18,529
'cause there's something I
wanna talk to you about.
384
00:18:18,564 --> 00:18:19,730
(Camera thuds)
385
00:18:21,066 --> 00:18:22,700
- Shit.
386
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,602
- Is this what you call privacy?
387
00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,804
- How did you even...
- If you're going to film me,
388
00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:28,806
be a bit more subtle about it.
389
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:31,375
I hope you liked our hostage
video.
390
00:18:31,410 --> 00:18:34,345
- Whoa, Alice... stop!
Have a seat, please.
391
00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:41,118
I'm sorry, okay, you're right.
392
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,287
You deserve to be respected.
393
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,924
But the privilege of privacy
comes with a few rules.
394
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,292
If you wanna be able to close
your door,
395
00:18:48,327 --> 00:18:49,927
then you have to be honest
396
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:51,295
about what's happening
behind it.
397
00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:53,364
- I am being honest with you.
398
00:18:53,399 --> 00:18:56,467
- Then why go through the
trouble of making a video?
399
00:18:56,502 --> 00:18:59,336
Look, I'm just proposing
a trade-off here, okay?
400
00:18:59,371 --> 00:19:02,640
I give you some freedoms,
and you give me transparency.
401
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,074
- Okay.
402
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:06,243
- Do you know what
that word means?
403
00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,646
- You want me to have
a see-through door?
404
00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:11,015
- (Sighs)
405
00:19:11,050 --> 00:19:13,050
Alice, I...
406
00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:17,388
I know that you think
you got it all figured out,
407
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,323
but you gotta trust me
when I say
408
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:21,559
that there's some curveballs
coming and...
409
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,529
they can be kinda scary.
410
00:19:25,564 --> 00:19:26,697
I just want...
411
00:19:27,900 --> 00:19:29,833
I would like to be
your sounding board.
412
00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,869
Okay, that doesn't mean that
you have to think what I think,
413
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,237
I just...
414
00:19:33,272 --> 00:19:36,040
I would just like to be
in the know.
415
00:19:36,075 --> 00:19:38,142
Does that make sense?
416
00:19:39,378 --> 00:19:40,611
- Yeah.
417
00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,183
- Okay. Good.
418
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,189
So...
419
00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:54,124
tell me what was going on
420
00:19:54,159 --> 00:19:56,294
before I installed the Go Pro
in your room.
421
00:20:02,368 --> 00:20:04,368
- I was playing doctor.
422
00:20:05,838 --> 00:20:08,239
- Right. And...
423
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,041
and what does that mean?
424
00:20:11,076 --> 00:20:13,877
There's no judgment.
You can trust me.
425
00:20:13,912 --> 00:20:16,013
♪ And sad as hell ♪
426
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,048
♪ And I feel like giving up ♪
427
00:20:18,083 --> 00:20:21,118
- (Sighs) So... this is what
happened.
428
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,456
♪ Can you hold my heart ♪
429
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,393
♪ I know you... ♪
430
00:20:30,696 --> 00:20:34,565
Dad: Katie, it's Dad. You
there? I thought you picked up.
431
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,567
(Engine revs,
crunching mashing sound)
432
00:20:36,602 --> 00:20:39,570
Your mother and I were
wondering about dinner
next weekend.
433
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,205
(Engine revs, car thuds)
434
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:44,175
Anyway, love you, kid.
Keep at it.
435
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:48,412
Shit... I just stepped in shit.
436
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:52,817
(Engine revs)
437
00:20:53,986 --> 00:21:03,761
♪♪♪