1 00:00:01,101 --> 00:00:02,934 Anne: Previously, on "Workin' Moms": 2 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:04,403 - It would be great if you could join us 3 00:00:04,438 --> 00:00:05,971 at the pitch today. - I'd love to, 4 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:07,239 but I have to pick my kid up. 5 00:00:08,909 --> 00:00:10,342 - Everyone, this is Kate. 6 00:00:10,377 --> 00:00:11,777 She's our new Creative Consultant. 7 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:13,211 - So, how long you been a writer? 8 00:00:13,246 --> 00:00:14,780 - Like, 5 minutes. (Laughs) 9 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:18,483 - Brad, what are you doing here? 10 00:00:18,518 --> 00:00:20,552 Brad: Guess we're neighbours. 11 00:00:20,587 --> 00:00:21,754 (Clears throat) 12 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,858 - Today I'd like to dive into the issue of consent. 13 00:00:26,893 --> 00:00:29,394 - Ugh, consent today is insane. According to the new rules, 14 00:00:29,429 --> 00:00:31,930 Lionel basically needs consent to even look at me. 15 00:00:31,965 --> 00:00:33,865 - Ugh! Such a buzz kill, right? 16 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:36,368 I wanna be taken off guard, you know? Up against a fridge, 17 00:00:36,403 --> 00:00:38,336 with like, half-eaten carrot in my mouth. 18 00:00:38,371 --> 00:00:40,238 - Yeah, or a little bit of stranger danger like, ooh, 19 00:00:40,273 --> 00:00:43,575 who's this person cornering me in the change room? 20 00:00:43,610 --> 00:00:47,379 - Uh... I had intended that we discuss consent 21 00:00:47,414 --> 00:00:49,448 in relation to children. All: (Disappointed groans) 22 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:51,850 - But, you know, this is fun! 23 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:53,285 - It's also confusing. 24 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:56,588 Like, what if Nathan were to die... god forbid... 25 00:00:56,623 --> 00:00:59,391 and eventually, after a respectable amount of time, 26 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:01,893 I'm bangin' someone new? - Sure! 27 00:01:01,928 --> 00:01:04,362 - How frequently does he have to ask for consent? 28 00:01:04,397 --> 00:01:06,798 - Oh, it's a grey area. - Huh? 29 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:08,800 - Well, say I'm takin' it from behind, I'm on all fours, 30 00:01:08,835 --> 00:01:10,569 it's gettin' hot. - Table top. 31 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,270 - My face is saying yes, he don't know that. 32 00:01:12,305 --> 00:01:14,239 Does he have to tap my shoulder, do a double-check? 33 00:01:14,274 --> 00:01:15,841 - Mirrors? - Or what if it's a threesome, 34 00:01:15,876 --> 00:01:17,476 does everybody have to consent? 35 00:01:17,511 --> 00:01:19,244 - Who here is having a threesome? 36 00:01:19,279 --> 00:01:21,646 - Uh, wait, sorry, I've got some questions. 37 00:01:21,681 --> 00:01:23,949 Um... I just recently started seeing this girl. 38 00:01:23,984 --> 00:01:26,751 All: (Oohs and ahhs) 39 00:01:26,786 --> 00:01:29,421 - Yeah, so do I need permission to touch her? 40 00:01:29,456 --> 00:01:31,022 Anne: Yes. Yes. Val: Oh yeah. 41 00:01:31,057 --> 00:01:33,758 - Okay, um, kiss her? - Absolutely! 42 00:01:33,793 --> 00:01:36,495 - Okay, so I just basically need permission to breathe. 43 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:39,197 - Are you breathing on her? Kate: Mm hmm. 44 00:01:39,232 --> 00:01:41,566 I would get a signature before you hold hands. 45 00:01:41,601 --> 00:01:42,667 (Woman laughs) 46 00:01:42,702 --> 00:01:47,573 ♪♪♪ 47 00:01:49,342 --> 00:01:51,910 - Whoa. Huh... come on, come on. 48 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:55,547 (Kate sighs) 49 00:01:55,582 --> 00:01:58,150 Hey, we havin' a tea party? 50 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:01,353 (Mushrooms shake) 51 00:02:01,388 --> 00:02:03,822 - Oh, are we planting a community garden? (Laughs) 52 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:05,457 - We're micro-dosing. 53 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:06,958 - Is that a new client? 54 00:02:06,993 --> 00:02:08,994 A tiny pharmaceutical company? 55 00:02:09,029 --> 00:02:11,296 - (Laughter) - You're hilarious, man. 56 00:02:11,331 --> 00:02:13,632 No, we're just taking small doses of mushrooms. 57 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:15,467 - It's the secret to maxing out your beta waves. 58 00:02:15,502 --> 00:02:18,003 Except for preggers over here, a water! 59 00:02:18,038 --> 00:02:20,405 - To the max then, cool, cool. C-cool. 60 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,241 - Are you okay, Kate? - Mm hmm, yup. 61 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:24,843 - Just wish I had a little bit more breakfast, 62 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:27,279 but I'm sure I'm all right. I'm all right. I'm okay. 63 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,347 - Have you never micro-dosed, Kate? 64 00:02:29,382 --> 00:02:31,483 - Hm? No, I've micro-dosed. 65 00:02:31,518 --> 00:02:33,585 A lot, yeah, and I've never um, overdosed 66 00:02:33,620 --> 00:02:36,154 that's the one you want to avoid. 67 00:02:36,189 --> 00:02:37,489 - Yeah, dog. 68 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,324 - You guys miss the day at school 69 00:02:39,359 --> 00:02:40,792 where they taught ya how to share? 70 00:02:40,827 --> 00:02:42,527 - We find it incredibly effective here. 71 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,464 Just a little bit. Get us thinking-- Whoa, Kate! Be caref- 72 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,734 We usually put a little in tea. 73 00:02:49,769 --> 00:02:51,036 - I can see why. 74 00:02:51,071 --> 00:02:52,871 - Like a boss! 75 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:56,374 ♪♪♪ 76 00:02:56,409 --> 00:02:58,210 (Knock on door) - Just a sec! 77 00:02:58,245 --> 00:02:59,611 - Oh. 78 00:03:00,947 --> 00:03:02,581 Really? For me? 79 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,149 - Just being a good neighbour. 80 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:05,884 How are you uh, settling in? 81 00:03:05,919 --> 00:03:06,985 - I'm good. 82 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,853 Everything's great, 83 00:03:08,888 --> 00:03:11,790 except for those very strange voices coming from next door. 84 00:03:11,825 --> 00:03:14,292 I think I quit smoking three times already this week, 85 00:03:14,327 --> 00:03:15,927 thanks to you. - (Chuckles) 86 00:03:15,962 --> 00:03:18,063 - What's up, man? What's up with the hypnotherapy? 87 00:03:18,098 --> 00:03:19,564 You use to be a real psychiatrist! 88 00:03:19,599 --> 00:03:20,765 - I assure you, it resolves 89 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,634 some very real issues for people. 90 00:03:22,669 --> 00:03:24,369 Have you ever had a problem you just couldn't kick? 91 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:25,904 I mean, you're clearly not overeating. 92 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,372 - (Scoffs) 93 00:03:27,407 --> 00:03:29,241 - But have you had any anxiety recently, 94 00:03:29,276 --> 00:03:30,976 or I don't know, a hard time focusing? 95 00:03:32,412 --> 00:03:34,479 - I mean, maybe a little trouble sleeping. 96 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:37,082 - Well, why don't you swing by my office this afternoon. 97 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:39,017 - (Sighs) Really? 98 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:42,821 - (Slurps coffee) 99 00:03:42,856 --> 00:03:44,756 - Oh okay, sure. 100 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:47,792 I mean, as long as I don't come out clucking like a chicken. 101 00:03:47,827 --> 00:03:50,996 - (Laughs) Hypnotism's serious, Anne. 102 00:03:51,031 --> 00:03:52,564 - Hmm. 103 00:03:52,599 --> 00:03:56,835 ♪♪♪ 104 00:03:56,870 --> 00:03:58,803 - This is the first date that I've been on 105 00:03:58,838 --> 00:04:00,405 since my separation. 106 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:02,107 - Oh yeah? - Yeah. 107 00:04:02,142 --> 00:04:03,875 (Can pops) 108 00:04:05,278 --> 00:04:06,878 - I should probably try it just... yeah. 109 00:04:06,913 --> 00:04:08,013 - Yeah. Go ahead. 110 00:04:08,048 --> 00:04:09,948 (Both laugh) 111 00:04:12,452 --> 00:04:14,719 - So this is like the major showdown with Damien. 112 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:17,155 He's like the bully of the nanny's group, okay? 113 00:04:17,190 --> 00:04:21,559 In-in fact, actually the baby he cares for is also a bully. 114 00:04:21,594 --> 00:04:24,363 Right, so Damien... (Clears throat) 115 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:28,733 Damien...he's all like, yeah, unions are great on paper-- 116 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:32,070 - I've got a better idea. Give me this. 117 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,373 - Okay, all right. (Clears throat) 118 00:04:37,210 --> 00:04:39,611 May I kiss you? - Uh, yes. 119 00:04:43,183 --> 00:04:44,783 - Okay. 120 00:04:48,054 --> 00:04:49,588 - Can I um... 121 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:53,124 can I put my hand up your shirt? 122 00:04:53,159 --> 00:04:55,627 - (Laughs) Stop. 123 00:04:55,662 --> 00:04:59,064 - Oh, okay, sorry. Wait, are you gonna ask me... 124 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:01,733 or 'cause you totally have consent to take my shirt off 125 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:04,002 if you want to. - Okay, this is weird. 126 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,437 - Wait, no, no, no, no. 127 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:08,940 I'm sorry. Have I done something non-consensual? 128 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:11,042 - Unfortunately, no. 129 00:05:11,077 --> 00:05:13,945 - No, wait, please...just... 130 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:15,714 I'm sorry. (Sighs) 131 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:18,950 I was in Toddler Time, 132 00:05:18,985 --> 00:05:21,753 and they-they filled my head with all this consent stuff. 133 00:05:21,788 --> 00:05:24,222 - Why were you talking about us in Toddler Time? 134 00:05:24,257 --> 00:05:25,624 - Uh... 135 00:05:26,726 --> 00:05:29,194 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 136 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:31,863 - (Muffled) Hardware for Homes... 137 00:05:33,299 --> 00:05:35,667 (Psychedelic music) 138 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:39,137 (Laughter) 139 00:05:39,172 --> 00:05:48,646 ♪♪♪ 140 00:05:48,681 --> 00:05:52,550 (Muffled laughter, chatter) (Phone rings) 141 00:05:52,585 --> 00:05:55,053 - Okay, we need to think bigger here, guys. 142 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,122 Hardware for Homes is our biggest client. 143 00:05:57,157 --> 00:05:59,157 - Wait...like, what is a home? 144 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:03,161 - Oh, whoa. - Is that crazy? 145 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,562 - Earth is like a home. 146 00:06:04,597 --> 00:06:06,631 - Do you know it's 71% water? 147 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,033 It's true, put it on the board. Put it on the board. 148 00:06:09,068 --> 00:06:12,337 - What else does home evoke for you guys? 149 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:13,738 - You ever look at a homeless person 150 00:06:13,773 --> 00:06:16,341 and just wanna like, fuckin' cry? 151 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,343 Like, they're home-less. 152 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,245 What happened to their home? What happened? 153 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:22,414 - Someone took it. - What? 154 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:24,516 - No. - Okay, hold up. 155 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,918 The client wants people to use their products 156 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:29,721 while vying for a price. Am I right? Am I? Am I right? 157 00:06:29,756 --> 00:06:31,689 - I don't know, are you right? - I am right. 158 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:32,057 Okay. 159 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,460 So, (clears throat) 160 00:06:37,464 --> 00:06:39,464 we pitch a social media campaign 161 00:06:39,499 --> 00:06:42,700 where people use Hardware for Homes products, 162 00:06:42,735 --> 00:06:46,538 like nails, while building things like tables, 163 00:06:49,142 --> 00:06:53,945 then they post those pics with the hashtag NailedIt. 164 00:06:53,980 --> 00:06:55,113 Nailed it. 165 00:06:55,148 --> 00:06:57,348 Then, at the end of the month, we choose the winner, 166 00:06:57,383 --> 00:06:59,150 and the cherry on the top? 167 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:01,686 Winner gets a new house! - Uh-uh. 168 00:07:03,556 --> 00:07:05,356 - A new house! Is anyone listening? 169 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:06,791 I feel like no one's listening to me. 170 00:07:06,826 --> 00:07:09,194 - I don't know. I just feel like it's not original enough. 171 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,563 - NailedIt. Nail, NailedIt. Nail. 172 00:07:11,598 --> 00:07:15,066 - It's really shitty. - Ugh, he's right. 173 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:17,402 So inside the box. Terrible. 174 00:07:17,437 --> 00:07:19,838 Oh My... oh god. (Phone buzzes) 175 00:07:19,873 --> 00:07:21,673 Hey, is it okay if I take this? 176 00:07:21,708 --> 00:07:23,441 - Anything you need. - Thank you, 177 00:07:23,476 --> 00:07:25,811 it's my best friend. (Phone buzzes) 178 00:07:27,580 --> 00:07:30,515 - Richard, hi! - Hi, listen Katie, 179 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:32,450 I'm sorry to bother you, but I need your help 180 00:07:32,485 --> 00:07:34,319 with a new client. - Okay, of course. 181 00:07:34,354 --> 00:07:36,187 - I don't think they're very happy. 182 00:07:36,222 --> 00:07:37,655 - Okay, okay, okay. 183 00:07:37,690 --> 00:07:39,657 - They're coming in this afternoon for one final pitch. 184 00:07:39,692 --> 00:07:41,159 - Don't worry, Pops, I'll be right there. 185 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:44,729 - Why are you whispering? - The baby's sleeping. 186 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:47,165 (Ball crashes) - No! 187 00:07:47,200 --> 00:07:48,967 - I need a bath! 188 00:07:49,002 --> 00:07:51,135 Richard: Look at him talking already, huh? 189 00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:52,604 Mams: I need a bath! 190 00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:54,606 - Uh, yes, yes he is! See you soon! 191 00:07:54,641 --> 00:07:57,008 Mams: I need a bath! 192 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:00,545 (Door opens) 193 00:08:00,580 --> 00:08:02,380 - Ah, my 2:00. 194 00:08:02,415 --> 00:08:05,750 Well, please, come in. Miss uh... Carlson. 195 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,118 - Ha, ha. 196 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:10,522 Wow, nice office. 197 00:08:10,557 --> 00:08:12,090 West Elm? - Mmhm. 198 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:15,727 - Antique. This is gorgeous! 199 00:08:16,763 --> 00:08:19,163 - You know it's actually probably the bulb 200 00:08:19,198 --> 00:08:21,733 you're complimenting, there. I'm a huge fan of uh... 201 00:08:21,768 --> 00:08:24,469 - I know, I know. You're a huge fan of soft wattage. 202 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,704 Term always gave me the creeps. 203 00:08:26,739 --> 00:08:28,540 - Makes a world of difference. 204 00:08:28,575 --> 00:08:30,575 - Ooh, Mont Blanc. 205 00:08:30,610 --> 00:08:32,911 - Ah, ah, let's not play with the...fountain pen. 206 00:08:32,946 --> 00:08:35,346 I wouldn't want us to break the nib. 207 00:08:35,381 --> 00:08:37,649 - You have not changed a bit. 208 00:08:39,819 --> 00:08:42,554 - Why don't you make yourself comfortable, on the couch? 209 00:08:42,589 --> 00:08:44,923 Lay down. - Oh, I think I'll sit. 210 00:08:44,958 --> 00:08:47,192 - Kinda part of the process. 211 00:08:53,433 --> 00:08:55,833 (Anne clears throat) 212 00:08:55,868 --> 00:08:59,070 - Now let's tend to that uh, sleeping problem. 213 00:09:00,740 --> 00:09:04,709 So Anne, I want you to take in a deep, deep breath. 214 00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:06,244 (Anne inhales deeply) 215 00:09:06,279 --> 00:09:08,179 And out... 2... 3... Eyes closed. 216 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:11,283 In... 2... 3... 217 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,286 And out... 218 00:09:16,089 --> 00:09:17,923 (Soft music) 219 00:09:18,858 --> 00:09:27,799 ♪♪♪ 220 00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,601 - Hey. 221 00:09:29,636 --> 00:09:31,636 You're doin' just fine. 222 00:09:32,772 --> 00:09:36,207 ♪ How would you feel ♪ 223 00:09:38,645 --> 00:09:40,312 ♪ If I told you ♪ 224 00:09:41,381 --> 00:09:43,047 Brad: Okay, I'm gonna bring you back now, 225 00:09:43,082 --> 00:09:47,986 we're counting down from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 226 00:09:50,189 --> 00:09:52,157 (Brad sniffs) 227 00:09:55,028 --> 00:09:57,362 (Leather rustles) - That's it. 228 00:09:58,765 --> 00:10:00,899 Have a good night, Anne. Sleep well. 229 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,202 - Thanks. 230 00:10:04,237 --> 00:10:10,708 ♪♪♪ 231 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:12,944 (Door closes) 232 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:19,617 ♪♪♪ 233 00:10:19,652 --> 00:10:21,886 - (Sighs) Oh man... 234 00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,723 - The fuck you wearing, Foster? 235 00:10:25,758 --> 00:10:27,358 - Hey, you know, it's not cool to comment 236 00:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,727 on a woman's appearance, Mo. It's a faux pas. 237 00:10:29,762 --> 00:10:31,696 Where's my Daddy at? - Are you okay? 238 00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,231 - Yeah, yeah. 239 00:10:33,266 --> 00:10:35,266 - So, Richard just greeted the Impeccable Polish reps 240 00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:36,801 in the boardroom, were you planning on-- 241 00:10:36,836 --> 00:10:38,569 Come on, hey...it's all right. 242 00:10:38,604 --> 00:10:40,972 (Kate inhales deeply) Yeah, it's okay. 243 00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:44,242 ♪♪♪ 244 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:45,810 Mo: What the fuck? 245 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:48,379 - Ah, yeah, Papa! 246 00:10:48,414 --> 00:10:50,782 - Kate, what... - My Dad! 247 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,217 - (Chuckles) She's kidding, obviously. 248 00:10:53,252 --> 00:10:55,453 Uh, always the jokester, this one. 249 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:58,923 (Birds squawking) 250 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,393 Richard: Ladies, let me introduce you to uh, 251 00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:04,462 Kate Foster, one of our most treasured minds, here at Gaze. 252 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,030 - Hmm. 253 00:11:06,065 --> 00:11:07,866 - And uh, of course you know Mo. 254 00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:12,704 - Oh, I love your nails. Look at those nails! 255 00:11:12,739 --> 00:11:15,907 They're just like a...couple of lighthouses, 256 00:11:15,942 --> 00:11:18,543 just guiding ships in. 257 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:20,778 Richard: Okay, um... (Clears throat) 258 00:11:20,813 --> 00:11:22,880 So, Impeccable Polish 259 00:11:22,915 --> 00:11:25,650 is looking to get some publicity through a social 260 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,619 media campaign, something along the lines of a... a contest, 261 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:30,922 or a challenge. - I've got it. 262 00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,724 - No, I haven't finished explaining yet, Kate. 263 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:34,425 - Here's what you're gonna do. 264 00:11:34,460 --> 00:11:37,195 You're gonna have people make beautiful designs 265 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:40,131 with your amazing array of polish colours. 266 00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:43,501 Who came up with Mango Madness? 267 00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:45,670 (Bird squawking) 268 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,272 Kate: Yeah, man. Right on. Absolutely! 269 00:11:48,307 --> 00:11:49,841 I bet it even tastes like mangoes. 270 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,809 Does it taste like mangoes? 271 00:11:51,844 --> 00:11:53,778 No? Anyway. 272 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:56,047 You have people use the polish, 273 00:11:56,082 --> 00:11:57,982 then post pics of their homemade manicures 274 00:11:58,017 --> 00:12:00,952 with the hashtag NailedIt. 275 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:03,788 Then, the most liked pic wins the honour 276 00:12:03,823 --> 00:12:05,857 of naming your next polish colour, 277 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,793 meanwhile, you're getting free publicity, 278 00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,661 you're selling product, and what's that? 279 00:12:10,696 --> 00:12:12,497 What's that? 280 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,500 You're trending. 281 00:12:18,905 --> 00:12:21,005 - Well, it's simple. 282 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:23,508 But... 283 00:12:26,045 --> 00:12:28,313 Yeah, let's do this! 284 00:12:29,949 --> 00:12:31,716 - That's my girl. 285 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:33,351 - Yeah, right. 286 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:35,887 I'm like the Lizard King, you know what I mean? 287 00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:37,555 (Makes sucking sound) 288 00:12:38,724 --> 00:12:41,592 Brad: Good girl. Keep breathing, just like that. 289 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,161 (Forwards recording) 290 00:12:43,196 --> 00:12:46,964 Brad: What do you like to do to prepare for sleep? 291 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,867 It's good to have that quality time before bed. 292 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,804 The body needs that time to adjust for bed, 293 00:12:52,839 --> 00:12:55,039 prepares the body. 294 00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:58,176 We all have things we like to do in bed before we sleep. 295 00:12:58,211 --> 00:13:00,912 I, for instance like to masturbate. 296 00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:05,350 It's very relaxing. 297 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:08,753 You know, sometimes I masturbate to the time 298 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:12,490 that you and I had sex on that boat in Maine. 299 00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,625 Do you remember that, Annie? 300 00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,194 I do. 301 00:13:17,697 --> 00:13:21,199 Could barely hear you climax over the sound of the ocean. 302 00:13:21,234 --> 00:13:24,035 I think that's what always bothered me 303 00:13:24,070 --> 00:13:26,404 about the way that you orgasmed. 304 00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:29,374 It was just so tepid. 305 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:32,343 And I've been with so many women since you 306 00:13:32,378 --> 00:13:35,580 that have the most incredible orgasms. 307 00:13:35,615 --> 00:13:37,815 This one girl, right after you, 308 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:40,084 ah, she would actually drool. 309 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,255 It's fantastic. 310 00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:51,896 I'm sorry you're never gonna be able to achieve that, Anne. 311 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,634 From now on when you climax, 312 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,071 I want you to think about how hard other women cum. 313 00:14:01,741 --> 00:14:04,309 And how shallow your own experience is. 314 00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,613 Okay, I'm gonna bring you back now, 315 00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:13,518 we're counting down from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1. 316 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,755 (Keys jingle) 317 00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,425 (Vacuum whirs) 318 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,098 (Keys jingle) 319 00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,602 (Door opens) 320 00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,041 (Door creaks closed) 321 00:14:39,979 --> 00:14:42,346 (Bag thuds on couch) 322 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,451 - (Sighs) God, why is this so comfortable. 323 00:14:49,488 --> 00:14:50,922 (Sighs) 324 00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:55,393 - Climax. 325 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:01,266 Orgasm, masturbate. 326 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:05,136 I think that's what always bothered me 327 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:07,571 about the way that you orgasmed. 328 00:15:07,606 --> 00:15:11,376 It was just so tepid. 329 00:15:12,478 --> 00:15:13,978 Tepid. 330 00:15:14,013 --> 00:15:16,347 - I'll show you tepid. 331 00:15:16,382 --> 00:15:20,785 ♪♪♪ 332 00:15:20,820 --> 00:15:22,486 (Exhales) 333 00:15:22,521 --> 00:15:24,322 - I've been with so many women since you 334 00:15:24,357 --> 00:15:27,658 that have the most incredible orgasms. 335 00:15:27,693 --> 00:15:29,760 This one girl, right after you, 336 00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:32,296 ah, she would actually drool. 337 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:36,634 I'm sorry you're never gonna be able to achieve that, Anne. 338 00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:38,336 (Anne grunts) 339 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,772 Tepid. 340 00:15:41,807 --> 00:15:43,407 From now on, when you climax, 341 00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:47,044 I want you to think about how hard other women cum. 342 00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,446 (Anne grunts) 343 00:15:48,481 --> 00:15:51,549 And how shallow your own experience is. 344 00:15:54,587 --> 00:15:56,687 - Ah, fuck. 345 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,089 (Sighs) 346 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:00,058 (Wipes hand on pillow) 347 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,693 (Feet thud on floor) 348 00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,228 (Sighs) 349 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,799 (Sighs) 350 00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:20,878 ♪♪♪ 351 00:16:20,913 --> 00:16:22,347 (Pen clinks) 352 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:25,983 ♪♪♪ 353 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,152 (Anne sighs) (Zipper closes) 354 00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,422 (Objects clatter) 355 00:16:33,592 --> 00:16:36,660 - (Phone rings) Come on Kate, pick up. 356 00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,629 Pick up! 357 00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,032 Voicemail: Hey, hey, this is Kate, leave a message. 358 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,170 - Dude, it's me. Did you lose your phone, or something? 359 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,674 I need you. 360 00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,443 I miss you. 361 00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,316 (Low hum of chatter) 362 00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,652 - How's your pasta? 363 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,056 - It's still good. 364 00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,193 (Gulps wine) 365 00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,228 (Pee splatters) 366 00:17:11,263 --> 00:17:13,697 (Door creaks open, closes) 367 00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,299 - (Exhales) Come on. 368 00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,036 - Need help with that? 369 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,707 - Whoa, hey, what's... - It's okay. Just pee. 370 00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,676 - It's okay. 371 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,345 (Pee splashes) 372 00:17:31,484 --> 00:17:32,817 (Grunts) 373 00:17:36,989 --> 00:17:37,722 (Sighs) 374 00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,693 - Are you listening? - Yeah. 375 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,631 You have consent to do whatever the fuck you want. 376 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,999 - Okay. 377 00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,735 - (Moans) 378 00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,476 Wait, wait, wait, go slow, okay? 379 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,046 - Yeah, no, of course. Yeah. 380 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,549 ♪♪♪ 381 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,618 (Sonya screams) 382 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:12,723 ♪♪♪ 383 00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:14,225 (Door opens, slams) 384 00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,828 - Jesus, what fresh hell is this? 385 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,296 (Keys thud) 386 00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:24,635 - Alice had something that she wanted to talk to you about. 387 00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,704 - Okay? 388 00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,807 - Who's this? 389 00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,675 - Yeah, you know how you're always telling me 390 00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,678 to put things away after I'm finished using them? 391 00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,747 Huh. - Shit. 392 00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,216 - Who is this? - Honey... 393 00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,218 (Lionel scoffs) 394 00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,454 Before I was with your Dad, 395 00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,990 I was with another man, and uh... 396 00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,192 well, we got married. 397 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,229 - For how long? 398 00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,266 - Just a year, because... he wasn't the right person. 399 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,974 - Why is she so quiet? Why, why is she being so quiet? 400 00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,843 - Stop. 401 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,246 - Is he my real Daddy? - Oh my god, honey, no! 402 00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,515 No, no, no, no, no. No! Lionel's your Dad. 403 00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,950 - No, no, no, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, 404 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,019 I am 100% your Dad, okay? 405 00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,154 - Well, how am I supposed to believe that 406 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,625 and you never told me about... this guy? 407 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,763 (Alice sighs) 408 00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:34,238 ♪♪♪ 409 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,742 - Hey, baby, you're home! - Ah! Yeah. 410 00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,612 - Hey, can I give him to you to put down tonight? 411 00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,113 - Oh, of course! 412 00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,582 - Here you go. Here you go, buddy. 413 00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,317 - Hi, my love. - Okay, I gotta go. 414 00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,285 - There you are. - Where? 415 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,422 - Guys' night. I thought I mentioned it earlier? 416 00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:55,359 - Yeah, no, no, for sure. Sorry, I'm just... tired. 417 00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,994 (Whispers) Hey baby, it's okay. 418 00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,862 - Okay, all right. 419 00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:02,066 Don't wait up for me, okay? - Oh... okay. 420 00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,335 (Footsteps thud on stairs) 421 00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,772 - Hey, little baby, how 'bout we get you to bed, okay? 422 00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,207 (Door opens and closes) 423 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,509 ♪♪♪ 424 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,112 - Kate, it's Richard. Listen, check your email, 425 00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,882 we just launched that, what is it, hashtag thing...whatever. 426 00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,820 Anyway, great job again today. You've uh, you really NailedIt. 427 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,855 (Laughs) 428 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,991 Anyway, see ya tomorrow. 429 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,359 Voicemail: Next message. 430 00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,261 Purdeep: Hey, Kate, Purdeep. 431 00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,196 The Hardware for Homes pitch was bombing, 432 00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,397 so we dropped your NailedIt campaign. 433 00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,066 They fucking lost their shit! 434 00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,602 We just went live with the hashtag, and it's insane! 435 00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,438 There is like 500 posts already. Great job! 436 00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,341 You should micro dose every day. 437 00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,744 (Text messages ping) (Emails chime) 438 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:55,119 ♪♪♪ 439 00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,088 (Text messages ping) (Emails chime) 440 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,496 - (Sighs) Oh no.