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Anne: Previously,
on "Workin' Moms":
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- It would be great
if you could join us
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at the pitch today.
- I'd love to,
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but I have to pick my kid up.
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- Everyone, this is Kate.
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She's our new Creative
Consultant.
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- So, how long you been
a writer?
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- Like, 5 minutes. (Laughs)
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- Brad, what are you
doing here?
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Brad: Guess we're neighbours.
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(Clears throat)
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- Today I'd like to dive
into the issue of consent.
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- Ugh, consent today is insane.
According to the new rules,
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Lionel basically needs consent
to even look at me.
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- Ugh! Such a buzz kill, right?
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I wanna be taken off guard,
you know? Up against a fridge,
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with like, half-eaten
carrot in my mouth.
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- Yeah, or a little bit of
stranger danger like, ooh,
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who's this person cornering me
in the change room?
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- Uh... I had intended
that we discuss consent
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in relation to children.
All: (Disappointed groans)
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- But, you know, this is fun!
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- It's also confusing.
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Like, what if Nathan were
to die... god forbid...
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and eventually, after a
respectable amount of time,
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I'm bangin' someone new?
- Sure!
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- How frequently does he have
to ask for consent?
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- Oh, it's a grey area.
- Huh?
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- Well, say I'm takin' it from
behind, I'm on all fours,
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it's gettin' hot.
- Table top.
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- My face is saying yes,
he don't know that.
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Does he have to tap my
shoulder, do a double-check?
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- Mirrors?
- Or what if it's a threesome,
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does everybody have to consent?
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- Who here is having
a threesome?
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- Uh, wait, sorry,
I've got some questions.
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Um... I just recently started
seeing this girl.
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All: (Oohs and ahhs)
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- Yeah, so do I need permission
to touch her?
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Anne: Yes. Yes.
Val: Oh yeah.
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- Okay, um, kiss her?
- Absolutely!
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- Okay, so I just basically
need permission to breathe.
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- Are you breathing on her?
Kate: Mm hmm.
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I would get a signature
before you hold hands.
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(Woman laughs)
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♪♪♪
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- Whoa. Huh... come on, come on.
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(Kate sighs)
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Hey, we havin' a tea party?
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(Mushrooms shake)
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- Oh, are we planting a
community garden? (Laughs)
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- We're micro-dosing.
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- Is that a new client?
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A tiny pharmaceutical company?
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- (Laughter)
- You're hilarious, man.
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No, we're just taking small
doses of mushrooms.
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- It's the secret to maxing
out your beta waves.
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Except for preggers over here,
a water!
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- To the max then, cool, cool.
C-cool.
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- Are you okay, Kate?
- Mm hmm, yup.
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- Just wish I had a little bit
more breakfast,
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but I'm sure I'm all right.
I'm all right. I'm okay.
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- Have you never micro-dosed,
Kate?
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- Hm? No, I've micro-dosed.
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A lot, yeah, and I've never um,
overdosed
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that's the one you
want to avoid.
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- Yeah, dog.
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- You guys miss the day
at school
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where they taught ya
how to share?
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- We find it incredibly
effective here.
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Just a little bit. Get us
thinking-- Whoa, Kate! Be caref-
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We usually put a little in tea.
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- I can see why.
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- Like a boss!
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♪♪♪
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(Knock on door)
- Just a sec!
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- Oh.
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Really? For me?
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- Just being a good neighbour.
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How are you uh, settling in?
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- I'm good.
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Everything's great,
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except for those very strange
voices coming from next door.
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I think I quit smoking three
times already this week,
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thanks to you.
- (Chuckles)
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- What's up, man? What's up
with the hypnotherapy?
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You use to be a real
psychiatrist!
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- I assure you, it resolves
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some very real issues
for people.
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Have you ever had a problem
you just couldn't kick?
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I mean, you're clearly
not overeating.
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- (Scoffs)
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- But have you had any anxiety
recently,
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or I don't know,
a hard time focusing?
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- I mean, maybe a little
trouble sleeping.
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- Well, why don't you swing
by my office this afternoon.
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- (Sighs) Really?
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- (Slurps coffee)
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- Oh okay, sure.
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I mean, as long as I don't come
out clucking like a chicken.
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- (Laughs) Hypnotism's serious,
Anne.
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- Hmm.
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♪♪♪
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- This is the first date
that I've been on
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since my separation.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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(Can pops)
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- I should probably try it
just... yeah.
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- Yeah. Go ahead.
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(Both laugh)
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- So this is like the major
showdown with Damien.
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He's like the bully of
the nanny's group, okay?
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In-in fact, actually the baby
he cares for is also a bully.
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Right, so Damien...
(Clears throat)
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Damien...he's all like, yeah,
unions are great on paper--
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- I've got a better idea.
Give me this.
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- Okay, all right.
(Clears throat)
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May I kiss you?
- Uh, yes.
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- Okay.
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- Can I um...
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can I put my hand
up your shirt?
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- (Laughs) Stop.
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- Oh, okay, sorry. Wait,
are you gonna ask me...
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or 'cause you totally have
consent to take my shirt off
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if you want to.
- Okay, this is weird.
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- Wait, no, no, no, no.
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I'm sorry. Have I done
something non-consensual?
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- Unfortunately, no.
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- No, wait, please...just...
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I'm sorry. (Sighs)
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I was in Toddler Time,
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and they-they filled my head
with all this consent stuff.
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- Why were you talking
about us in Toddler Time?
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- Uh...
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- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
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- (Muffled) Hardware for
Homes...
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(Psychedelic music)
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(Laughter)
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♪♪♪
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(Muffled laughter, chatter)
(Phone rings)
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- Okay, we need to think
bigger here, guys.
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Hardware for Homes
is our biggest client.
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- Wait...like, what is a home?
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- Oh, whoa.
- Is that crazy?
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- Earth is like a home.
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- Do you know it's 71% water?
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It's true, put it on the board.
Put it on the board.
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- What else does home
evoke for you guys?
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- You ever look at a homeless
person
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and just wanna like,
fuckin' cry?
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Like, they're home-less.
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What happened to their home?
What happened?
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- Someone took it.
- What?
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- No.
- Okay, hold up.
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The client wants people to use
their products
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while vying for a price.
Am I right? Am I? Am I right?
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- I don't know, are you right?
- I am right.
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Okay.
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So, (clears throat)
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we pitch a social media
campaign
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where people use Hardware
for Homes products,
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like nails, while building
things like tables,
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then they post those pics
with the hashtag NailedIt.
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Nailed it.
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Then, at the end of the month,
we choose the winner,
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and the cherry on the top?
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Winner gets a new house!
- Uh-uh.
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- A new house!
Is anyone listening?
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I feel like no one's
listening to me.
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- I don't know. I just feel
like it's not original enough.
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- NailedIt. Nail, NailedIt.
Nail.
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- It's really shitty.
- Ugh, he's right.
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So inside the box. Terrible.
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Oh My... oh god.
(Phone buzzes)
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Hey, is it okay
if I take this?
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- Anything you need.
- Thank you,
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it's my best friend.
(Phone buzzes)
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- Richard, hi!
- Hi, listen Katie,
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I'm sorry to bother you,
but I need your help
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with a new client.
- Okay, of course.
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- I don't think
they're very happy.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
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- They're coming in this
afternoon for one final pitch.
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- Don't worry, Pops,
I'll be right there.
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- Why are you whispering?
- The baby's sleeping.
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(Ball crashes)
- No!
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- I need a bath!
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Richard: Look at him talking
already, huh?
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Mams: I need a bath!
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- Uh, yes, yes he is!
See you soon!
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Mams: I need a bath!
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(Door opens)
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- Ah, my 2:00.
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Well, please, come in.
Miss uh... Carlson.
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- Ha, ha.
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Wow, nice office.
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West Elm?
- Mmhm.
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- Antique. This is gorgeous!
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- You know it's actually
probably the bulb
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you're complimenting, there.
I'm a huge fan of uh...
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- I know, I know. You're a huge
fan of soft wattage.
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Term always gave me the creeps.
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- Makes a world of difference.
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- Ooh, Mont Blanc.
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- Ah, ah, let's not play with
the...fountain pen.
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I wouldn't want us
to break the nib.
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- You have not changed a bit.
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- Why don't you make yourself
comfortable, on the couch?
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Lay down.
- Oh, I think I'll sit.
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- Kinda part of the process.
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(Anne clears throat)
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- Now let's tend to that uh,
sleeping problem.
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So Anne, I want you to take in
a deep, deep breath.
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(Anne inhales deeply)
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And out... 2... 3...
Eyes closed.
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In... 2... 3...
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And out...
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(Soft music)
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♪♪♪
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- Hey.
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You're doin' just fine.
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♪ How would you feel ♪
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♪ If I told you ♪
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Brad: Okay, I'm gonna
bring you back now,
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we're counting down
from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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(Brad sniffs)
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(Leather rustles)
- That's it.
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Have a good night, Anne.
Sleep well.
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- Thanks.
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♪♪♪
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(Door closes)
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♪♪♪
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- (Sighs) Oh man...
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- The fuck you wearing, Foster?
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- Hey, you know, it's not cool
to comment
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on a woman's appearance, Mo.
It's a faux pas.
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Where's my Daddy at?
- Are you okay?
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- Yeah, yeah.
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- So, Richard just greeted
the Impeccable Polish reps
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in the boardroom,
were you planning on--
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Come on, hey...it's all right.
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(Kate inhales deeply)
Yeah, it's okay.
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♪♪♪
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Mo: What the fuck?
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- Ah, yeah, Papa!
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- Kate, what...
- My Dad!
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- (Chuckles) She's kidding,
obviously.
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Uh, always the jokester,
this one.
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(Birds squawking)
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Richard: Ladies, let me
introduce you to uh,
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Kate Foster, one of our most
treasured minds, here at Gaze.
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- Hmm.
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- And uh, of course you know Mo.
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- Oh, I love your nails.
Look at those nails!
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They're just like a...couple
of lighthouses,
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just guiding ships in.
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Richard: Okay, um...
(Clears throat)
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So, Impeccable Polish
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is looking to get some
publicity through a social
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media campaign, something along
the lines of a... a contest,
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or a challenge.
- I've got it.
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- No, I haven't finished
explaining yet, Kate.
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- Here's what you're gonna do.
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You're gonna have people make
beautiful designs
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with your amazing array
of polish colours.
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Who came up with Mango Madness?
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(Bird squawking)
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Kate: Yeah, man. Right on.
Absolutely!
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I bet it even tastes
like mangoes.
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Does it taste like mangoes?
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No? Anyway.
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You have people use the polish,
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then post pics of their
homemade manicures
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with the hashtag NailedIt.
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Then, the most liked pic wins
the honour
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of naming your next polish
colour,
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meanwhile, you're getting
free publicity,
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you're selling product,
and what's that?
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What's that?
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You're trending.
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- Well, it's simple.
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But...
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Yeah, let's do this!
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- That's my girl.
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- Yeah, right.
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I'm like the Lizard King,
you know what I mean?
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(Makes sucking sound)
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Brad: Good girl. Keep
breathing, just like that.
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(Forwards recording)
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Brad: What do you like to do
to prepare for sleep?
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It's good to have that
quality time before bed.
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The body needs that time
to adjust for bed,
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prepares the body.
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We all have things we like
to do in bed before we sleep.
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I, for instance like
to masturbate.
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It's very relaxing.
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You know, sometimes I
masturbate to the time
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that you and I had sex
on that boat in Maine.
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Do you remember that, Annie?
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I do.
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Could barely hear you climax
over the sound of the ocean.
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I think that's what always
bothered me
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about the way that you
orgasmed.
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It was just so tepid.
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And I've been with so many
women since you
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that have the most incredible
orgasms.
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This one girl, right after you,
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ah, she would actually drool.
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It's fantastic.
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I'm sorry you're never gonna
be able to achieve that, Anne.
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From now on when you climax,
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I want you to think about
how hard other women cum.
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And how shallow your own
experience is.
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Okay, I'm gonna bring
you back now,
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we're counting down
from 5... 4... 3... 2... 1.
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(Keys jingle)
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(Vacuum whirs)
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(Keys jingle)
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(Door opens)
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(Door creaks closed)
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(Bag thuds on couch)
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- (Sighs) God, why
is this so comfortable.
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(Sighs)
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- Climax.
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Orgasm, masturbate.
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I think that's what always
bothered me
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about the way
that you orgasmed.
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It was just so tepid.
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Tepid.
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- I'll show you tepid.
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♪♪♪
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(Exhales)
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- I've been with so many women
since you
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that have the most incredible
orgasms.
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This one girl, right after you,
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ah, she would actually drool.
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I'm sorry you're never gonna
be able to achieve that, Anne.
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(Anne grunts)
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Tepid.
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From now on, when you climax,
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I want you to think about
how hard other women cum.
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(Anne grunts)
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And how shallow your own
experience is.
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- Ah, fuck.
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00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:58,089
(Sighs)
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(Wipes hand on pillow)
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00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,693
(Feet thud on floor)
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00:16:02,728 --> 00:16:04,228
(Sighs)
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(Sighs)
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♪♪♪
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(Pen clinks)
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♪♪♪
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00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,152
(Anne sighs)
(Zipper closes)
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00:16:29,121 --> 00:16:31,422
(Objects clatter)
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- (Phone rings)
Come on Kate, pick up.
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00:16:36,695 --> 00:16:38,629
Pick up!
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00:16:38,664 --> 00:16:41,032
Voicemail: Hey, hey,
this is Kate, leave a message.
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00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:46,170
- Dude, it's me. Did you lose
your phone, or something?
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00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,674
I need you.
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00:16:50,976 --> 00:16:52,443
I miss you.
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00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,316
(Low hum of chatter)
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00:16:59,885 --> 00:17:01,652
- How's your pasta?
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00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:05,056
- It's still good.
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00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:09,193
(Gulps wine)
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00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,228
(Pee splatters)
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(Door creaks open, closes)
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00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,299
- (Exhales)
Come on.
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00:17:17,269 --> 00:17:19,036
- Need help with that?
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00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,707
- Whoa, hey, what's...
- It's okay. Just pee.
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00:17:23,809 --> 00:17:25,676
- It's okay.
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00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,345
(Pee splashes)
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(Grunts)
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(Sighs)
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00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:42,693
- Are you listening?
- Yeah.
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00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:46,631
You have consent to do
whatever the fuck you want.
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00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,999
- Okay.
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00:17:49,034 --> 00:17:50,735
- (Moans)
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00:17:55,941 --> 00:17:58,476
Wait, wait, wait, go slow, okay?
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00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,046
- Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
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00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,549
♪♪♪
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(Sonya screams)
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00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:12,723
♪♪♪
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(Door opens, slams)
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00:18:15,995 --> 00:18:17,828
- Jesus, what fresh
hell is this?
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00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,296
(Keys thud)
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00:18:19,331 --> 00:18:24,635
- Alice had something that she
wanted to talk to you about.
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00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:26,704
- Okay?
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00:18:27,940 --> 00:18:29,807
- Who's this?
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00:18:29,842 --> 00:18:31,675
- Yeah, you know how you're
always telling me
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00:18:31,710 --> 00:18:34,678
to put things away after
I'm finished using them?
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00:18:34,713 --> 00:18:36,747
Huh.
- Shit.
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00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:39,216
- Who is this?
- Honey...
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00:18:39,251 --> 00:18:41,218
(Lionel scoffs)
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00:18:41,253 --> 00:18:43,454
Before I was with your Dad,
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00:18:43,489 --> 00:18:45,990
I was with another man,
and uh...
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00:18:46,025 --> 00:18:48,192
well, we got married.
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00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:52,229
- For how long?
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00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:55,266
- Just a year, because...
he wasn't the right person.
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00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,974
- Why is she so quiet?
Why, why is she being so quiet?
400
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:05,843
- Stop.
401
00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,246
- Is he my real Daddy?
- Oh my god, honey, no!
402
00:19:09,281 --> 00:19:11,515
No, no, no, no, no. No!
Lionel's your Dad.
403
00:19:11,550 --> 00:19:12,950
- No, no, no, sweetie,
sweetie, sweetie,
404
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,019
I am 100% your Dad, okay?
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00:19:15,054 --> 00:19:17,154
- Well, how am I supposed
to believe that
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00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:20,625
and you never told me about...
this guy?
407
00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,763
(Alice sighs)
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00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:34,238
♪♪♪
409
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,742
- Hey, baby, you're home!
- Ah! Yeah.
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00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,612
- Hey, can I give him to you
to put down tonight?
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00:19:41,647 --> 00:19:43,113
- Oh, of course!
412
00:19:43,148 --> 00:19:44,582
- Here you go.
Here you go, buddy.
413
00:19:44,617 --> 00:19:46,317
- Hi, my love.
- Okay, I gotta go.
414
00:19:46,352 --> 00:19:48,285
- There you are.
- Where?
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00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,422
- Guys' night. I thought
I mentioned it earlier?
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00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:55,359
- Yeah, no, no, for sure.
Sorry, I'm just... tired.
417
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:56,994
(Whispers) Hey baby,
it's okay.
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00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,862
- Okay, all right.
419
00:19:58,897 --> 00:20:02,066
Don't wait up for me, okay?
- Oh... okay.
420
00:20:02,101 --> 00:20:04,335
(Footsteps thud on stairs)
421
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:08,772
- Hey, little baby, how 'bout
we get you to bed, okay?
422
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,207
(Door opens and closes)
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00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,509
♪♪♪
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00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:15,112
- Kate, it's Richard.
Listen, check your email,
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00:20:15,147 --> 00:20:18,882
we just launched that, what is
it, hashtag thing...whatever.
426
00:20:18,917 --> 00:20:22,820
Anyway, great job again today.
You've uh, you really NailedIt.
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00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,855
(Laughs)
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00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,991
Anyway, see ya tomorrow.
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00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:28,359
Voicemail: Next message.
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00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,261
Purdeep: Hey, Kate, Purdeep.
431
00:20:30,296 --> 00:20:32,196
The Hardware for Homes pitch
was bombing,
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00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:33,397
so we dropped your NailedIt
campaign.
433
00:20:33,432 --> 00:20:36,066
They fucking lost their shit!
434
00:20:36,101 --> 00:20:38,602
We just went live with the
hashtag, and it's insane!
435
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:41,438
There is like 500 posts
already. Great job!
436
00:20:41,473 --> 00:20:44,341
You should micro dose
every day.
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00:20:44,376 --> 00:20:46,744
(Text messages ping)
(Emails chime)
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00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:55,119
♪♪♪
439
00:20:55,154 --> 00:20:57,088
(Text messages ping)
(Emails chime)
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00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:05,496
- (Sighs) Oh no.