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‎前情提要…

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‎你放心，我有很直接的辦法

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‎妳不會買現成的服裝吧？

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‎你以為我是哪門子媽媽？

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‎你們女兒非常厲害

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‎如果我今天沒替妳掩飾
‎妳可能要坐牢了

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‎愛麗絲！

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‎邁克布林斯

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‎我操

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‎凱特霍斯塔，換妳了

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‎我和邁克決定聯手

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‎-有問題嗎？
‎-是好點子就可以了

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‎回來，我還沒玩夠

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‎我不能錯過航班

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‎妳說甚麼？我們是下午的航班

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‎我知道，我換早機了

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‎我得趕回家忙孩子學校的萬聖節活動

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‎原來家長要強制參加萬聖節喔

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‎不行，不過是的

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‎因為有服裝比賽，我要去做服裝…

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‎天啦，就一堆麻煩

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‎（哇靠！她自己坐起來了）

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‎哇靠

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‎怎了？成功了？

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‎案子嗎？不是，這是其他事情

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‎-妳還好嗎？
‎-沒事

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‎我女兒艾拉，能自己坐起來了

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‎不是很正常嗎？

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‎確實，不過她還小
‎她已經比其他孩子領先了

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‎像她媽媽一樣呢

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‎我有點可惜錯過了這一刻

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‎她之後也會坐吧？

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‎是的

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‎妳之後能見她坐得更好

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‎我現在比前一年

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‎也更會坐了

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‎是喔？

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‎-當然，哥是專業的
‎-別鬧了

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‎-過來吧
‎-不，我必須走了

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‎-講真
‎-妳幹嘛？

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‎再見

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‎這次算妳走運

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‎天啦

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‎-內森，嗨
‎-凱特

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‎我剛走進來就看到她坐著

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‎她好像早幾個已經會坐似的

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‎孩子始終會長大

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‎不管我們搞砸多少事
‎怎麼忽視他們

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‎我懂你意思

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‎對不起我搞砸了，凱特

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‎不，你不用再道歉了

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‎我對不起妳們三個，妳值得更好

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‎我自己其實…

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‎也不是完人

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‎我第一次意識到…

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‎我到底做成了多少破壞

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‎內森，老實說…

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‎我以前原諒你了

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‎至少我不會再為這件事生氣

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‎哇，妳…

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‎真大方

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‎不，並沒有，我只是…

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‎現在有不同的觀點吧

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‎我想妳了

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‎回來找我們吧

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‎我在路上了

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‎我愛妳

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‎我也愛你

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‎妳忘了甚麼嗎？

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‎有拿酒店枕頭做手工的癖好嗎？

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‎NETFLIX 原創作品

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‎我就知道妳很面熟

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‎維多利亞

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‎你們確實構成了威脅
‎不過我和“真空”是老相識

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‎他們比較熟悉我的風格吧

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‎恭喜妳喔

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‎妳確實今非昔比

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‎是嗎？我可能要換新眼霜

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‎不，妳變好看了，罪疚感少了

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‎謝了

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‎不過我告訴妳喔

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‎妳和邁克…我會密切留意的

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‎萬聖節了，這塊給妳這個小可愛

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‎她終於懂萬聖節是怎麼回事了

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‎萬聖節蠢死了

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‎學校只會利用這天來

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‎進行防火演習，培養耐性

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‎我喜歡萬聖節

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‎妳要好好享受嘛

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‎不然很快她們長大成青少年

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‎我們會恨死她們

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‎不，不會恨妳的，愛麗絲

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‎妳是乖孩子嘛

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‎不過我對妳妹妹傑姆有不詳預感

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‎如果有甚麼差錯
‎她可能會變成布蘭妮那樣

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‎爸，別說了

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‎無論如何，不說萬聖節了

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‎愛麗絲，我和妳媽媽談過

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‎她有事情想告訴妳

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‎愛麗絲，我最近有點失職

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‎-根本是放棄了吧
‎-萊諾

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‎愛麗絲1

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‎妳一直對我非常有耐性

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‎我和妳爸爸見妳這麼負責任
‎想給予妳獎賞

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‎所以我們將會把手機還給妳

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‎-真假？
‎-是的

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‎-因為我們信任妳
‎-妳今天可以和妹妹

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‎那萬聖節活動拍一堆動圖

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‎去拍個牛仔濾鏡的動圖也行，有嗎？

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‎沒有，還有我去不了

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‎-為甚麼？
‎-今天科學展

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‎甚麼？我怎麼會忘了？

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‎我之前有說過的

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‎妳當然有說，我記得的
‎那晚上再見嗎？

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‎-對
‎-好，去搞科學吧

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‎好好用電話吧，那是妳應得的

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‎肯定有牛仔濾鏡的

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‎我每次也得用貓咪濾鏡

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‎我還要等多久？

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‎妳可以脫下蒙眼布了

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‎好的

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‎哇哩，那太恐怖了

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‎-是吧？
‎-妳不能這樣送她上學

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‎她會讓其他孩子做惡夢

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‎別大驚小怪
‎《芝麻街》的怪獸還比較可怕吧？

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‎他們是名副其實住在垃圾桶的怪獸

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‎-學校會把她送回家
‎-我才送妳回家

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‎她這樣可以啦

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‎對比她班上其他怪胎
‎她算溫順了

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‎-小馬
‎-嗯

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‎那些血簡直畫龍點睛

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‎這以前是我的

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‎兔子長出耳朵，穿過樹底…

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‎等等，別走開

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‎來了

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‎妳是不是來接聖賽琳學校

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‎最佳萬聖服裝獎的得主呢？

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‎其實妳不用穿起服裝的

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‎我當然要，你也要

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‎這是甚麼？

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‎我給你準備了服裝
‎我們一起去舞會

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‎其實我穿甚麼都一樣，大家都討厭我

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‎-不是的
‎-明明就是

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‎同事都不喜歡我，你也知道

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‎在學校裡

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‎我就只是個會把孩子鎖在車裡的媽媽

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‎他們會針對我所有言行舉止

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‎我去那麼多次媽咪互助會
‎學到一件事

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‎沒有人會在乎其他人在幹嘛

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‎他們自己都忙得不可開交

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‎也許…

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‎妳可以嘗試對人友善一點

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‎-等等，你說是我錯嗎？
‎-不，妳…

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‎妳太嚇人了，珍妮

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‎看看妳

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‎樣子越美、責任越大

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‎是的，妳可以嘗試對人友善一點

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‎我明白了

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‎謝謝

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‎（聖賽琳學校）

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‎各位先生女士，媽咪爹地，歡迎來臨

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‎很榮幸向大家介紹聖賽琳的幼兒班

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‎我很榮幸

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‎能主持第一屆的萬聖節服裝比賽

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‎-對不起
‎-我們開始…

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‎對不起

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‎可愛喔，我帶了查理的萬聖服裝

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‎好了好了

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‎-霍斯塔太太，請坐吧
‎-好，抱歉

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‎請坐吧

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‎-我走了
‎-話說回來，在比賽開始前

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‎天啊，好緊

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‎我像吹牛老爹

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‎伊恩，好噁喔，還老爹？
‎他現在改名為“愛”了

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‎-大家期待已久的南瓜時間…
‎-不會吧

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‎天啊

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‎抱歉服裝這麼寒酸

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‎不錯啊

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‎-妳有搞熟絡嗎？
‎-甚麼？

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‎有好好“大幹一場”嗎？

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‎對了，邁克，比起熟絡
‎我們兩個都慾火焚身

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‎感覺就像一發不可收拾

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‎像是我明明想買牛奶
‎不過最終卻想買隻牛回來

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‎我永遠聽不聽妳的比喻

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‎南瓜時間，大家都期待已久

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‎我嚇得怕怕想要尖叫，每年…

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‎喂，妳在看甚麼？

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‎我的雜活工，學校技術人員不來
‎所以我叫他來幫忙

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‎哇喔，你們有火花嗎？

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‎法蘭琪，我也不曉得

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‎妳得抓緊這個機會

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‎在退場之先！不給糖就搗蛋

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‎我們為幼兒班鼓掌

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‎我們接著進行服裝比賽

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‎將會由我來當比賽評判

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‎“真意外”，她一直在白蹭呢

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‎她應該再說幾句就高潮吧，先跑為妙

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‎聖賽琳萬聖節服裝比賽的勝出者是…

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‎-是我們啦
‎-是柔伊

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‎隨便啦，表現得驚喜一點

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‎蘿塔康爾！

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‎蘿塔！

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‎我的乖乖蘿塔

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‎現在…

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‎最潮服裝獎得主…

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‎-等等，每個孩子都有獎嗎？
‎-不是吧

207
00:11:27,186 --> 00:11:29,480
‎泰勒和湯馬仕

208
00:11:33,609 --> 00:11:36,153
‎睡衣也得獎？太懶了吧

209
00:11:36,237 --> 00:11:40,991
‎接著，清楚知道如何表達自我的學生

210
00:11:41,075 --> 00:11:42,702
‎柔伊馬修斯

211
00:11:42,785 --> 00:11:44,745
‎這就是我的乖女！

212
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,707
‎她裝扮成社會活動家馬拉拉

213
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:50,835
‎-等等，她是小紅帽呢
‎-別管這麼多了

214
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:54,213
‎最搞怪服裝獎得主是…

215
00:11:54,296 --> 00:11:56,507
‎傑姆卡爾森！

216
00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,343
‎啥？到我嗎？

217
00:12:02,304 --> 00:12:03,597
‎棒棒的！

218
00:12:03,681 --> 00:12:07,435
‎查理霍斯塔，你也有獎喔

219
00:12:07,810 --> 00:12:12,231
‎最佳自製服裝獎

220
00:12:12,314 --> 00:12:15,735
‎-最佳自製服裝獎？
‎-那很棒吧？

221
00:12:24,201 --> 00:12:27,288
‎（聖賽琳萬聖節快樂）

222
00:12:27,663 --> 00:12:29,081
‎怎麼了？

223
00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:42,011
‎（愛麗絲，在科學展贏盡全場）

224
00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:43,721
‎喂

225
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,766
‎嗨，妳不就是最佳自製服裝的媽媽

226
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:49,727
‎可惜我沒跟妳一樣拿最搞怪服裝獎

227
00:12:50,352 --> 00:12:51,854
‎至少我們沒做一些

228
00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:54,398
‎會讓全場嚇破膽的服裝啊

229
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,567
‎蘿塔光明正大勝出

230
00:12:56,901 --> 00:12:57,818
‎女士們

231
00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,737
‎-珍妮，去吧
‎-伊恩

232
00:13:02,865 --> 00:13:04,784
‎妳們好

233
00:13:04,867 --> 00:13:07,536
‎怎了？珍妮，近況如何？

234
00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:08,788
‎蠻不錯的

235
00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:12,458
‎我晉升了，也很喜歡新的職務

236
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,417
‎很好

237
00:13:13,918 --> 00:13:14,877
‎伊恩怎麼樣？

238
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:16,504
‎他現在是我下屬了

239
00:13:17,588 --> 00:13:18,506
‎他是白領小弟

240
00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:20,216
‎-白領…
‎-小弟？

241
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,009
‎沒有這種說法的吧

242
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:23,886
‎有的

243
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:27,765
‎無論如何…

244
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,559
‎如果妳們想辦孩子遊樂聚

245
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,311
‎我很樂意跟妳們多聊幾句

246
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:34,104
‎-真有心，謝謝，珍妮
‎-好啊

247
00:13:34,605 --> 00:13:35,481
‎那很好

248
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,858
‎看吧？我很友善

249
00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:40,903
‎-那再見了
‎-拜拜，阿珍

250
00:13:42,112 --> 00:13:44,031
‎我得走了
‎我答應帶孩子去吃冰淇淋

251
00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:46,575
‎所謂的孩子是指萊諾

252
00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:50,037
‎-拜拜
‎-再見了

253
00:13:54,291 --> 00:13:56,126
‎凱特，有事嗎？

254
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:59,046
‎我想多謝妳

255
00:13:59,672 --> 00:14:00,506
‎事實上…

256
00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:02,758
‎我有東西要送妳

257
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:04,635
‎這是按摩療程

258
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:08,222
‎妳真大方

259
00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:12,309
‎特別是妳和其他家長
‎已經送了一張禮物卡給我

260
00:14:12,726 --> 00:14:16,605
‎有嗎？沒錯沒錯
‎我們送妳萬聖節禮物了

261
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:20,609
‎不過老實說
‎按摩療程比起晚餐劇院好多了

262
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,194
‎看著戲劇要怎麼專心吃飯？

263
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:24,989
‎來抱一個吧

264
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:28,367
‎-怎麼了？
‎-我認為妳需要一個擁抱

265
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,122
‎即使我今天沒贏到甚麼

266
00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:34,999
‎我還配吃一杯冰淇淋

267
00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,751
‎因為我就是家中最搞怪代表

268
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:40,838
‎傑姆？她一點都不搞怪

269
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:42,923
‎卡爾森醫生！

270
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:46,093
‎山迪？嗨！

271
00:14:46,468 --> 00:14:47,678
‎我想妳見個人

272
00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,808
‎她是我伴侶，花蒂瑪

273
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,020
‎-你交女友了？
‎-女性朋友

274
00:14:57,730 --> 00:14:59,315
‎我非常替你們高興

275
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,859
‎妳改變了他很多

276
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,570
‎我就在旁邊喔，花蒂瑪

277
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:08,824
‎-好，我們走了
‎-保重了，小情侶

278
00:15:11,035 --> 00:15:13,454
‎-似乎很歡樂喔
‎-抗憂鬱嘛

279
00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,914
‎原來能奏效呢

280
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,127
‎芒果！

281
00:15:20,878 --> 00:15:22,004
‎爸爸不能來櫃檯

282
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,798
‎因為爸爸瘋狂試吃

283
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:28,594
‎噢，有西瓜口味

284
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:31,055
‎布蘭妮，妳父母知不知道

285
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,140
‎妳翹了學校的科學展？

286
00:15:33,223 --> 00:15:35,893
‎學校的科學展二月才到

287
00:15:38,103 --> 00:15:39,605
‎愛麗絲去年做了火山

288
00:15:40,564 --> 00:15:41,398
‎爛透了

289
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:44,151
‎忘了嗎？

290
00:15:44,818 --> 00:15:46,153
‎她真的騙到你們了

291
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,489
‎-喂，慎言
‎-對不起

292
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,991
‎我倒是很慶幸不能再跟她玩

293
00:15:51,575 --> 00:15:54,453
‎因為她開始做一些…我也不曉得

294
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:56,830
‎妳到底在說甚麼？

295
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,376
‎妳去看看她小號吧，看完就知道

296
00:16:00,459 --> 00:16:02,419
‎-說啥？
‎-小號

297
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:03,420
‎說中文好嗎？

298
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:06,382
‎讓父母不知道妳在做甚麼的小號

299
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,100
‎甚麼？

300
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,814
‎她要怎麼發文？
‎我之前都沒收她手機了

301
00:16:22,564 --> 00:16:24,566
‎我其實不應該給妳看的

302
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:33,367
‎嗯，她剛發了那張照片

303
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:34,785
‎天啦

304
00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:36,537
‎抱歉了

305
00:16:42,626 --> 00:16:43,460
‎不好意思

306
00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,967
‎對不起
‎我把查理的萬聖節服裝搞爛了

307
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,387
‎我知道很重大，你大概也很失望

308
00:16:53,679 --> 00:16:55,389
‎妳不用道歉

309
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,558
‎唯一標準就是不要有義大利麵

310
00:16:58,767 --> 00:16:59,601
‎而妳做到了

311
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:04,648
‎-抱歉，我讓妳壓力這麼大
‎-我明白的

312
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,527
‎你不想我在其他媽媽面前
‎像個智障一樣

313
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:10,279
‎我知道自己並非稱職好媽媽

314
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:12,031
‎-幸好妳不是
‎-是嗎？

315
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:14,241
‎是啊

316
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:17,453
‎現在分開還不算遲

317
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,790
‎為自己找一個…
‎簡簡單單的家庭主婦

318
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,710
‎借完塑膠盒後
‎還會好好去還給人家

319
00:17:25,669 --> 00:17:26,503
‎我不想要

320
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:30,174
‎也許吧，我自己不想再要其他人了

321
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,468
‎我只想要妳

322
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,678
‎-真的嗎？
‎-真的

323
00:17:35,679 --> 00:17:36,597
‎那我們再來一次

324
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:38,515
‎坦誠相見

325
00:17:38,766 --> 00:17:40,684
‎坦誠相見，好

326
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,691
‎我們去吃桶雞了

327
00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:53,405
‎我加入泡打粉後，整座火山大噴發

328
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,991
‎老師有抓狂嗎？肯定有啦

329
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,869
‎-誰不愛火山呢？
‎-來自龐貝的人吧

330
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:00,996
‎安妮，別這樣
‎妳女兒剛贏了科學展

331
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,790
‎妳怎麼不能興奮一點？

332
00:18:03,916 --> 00:18:05,167
‎妳贏了科學展？

333
00:18:05,250 --> 00:18:08,212
‎不算贏吧，我拿了第三名

334
00:18:08,587 --> 00:18:10,798
‎-獎牌呢？
‎-我留在儲物櫃了

335
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,300
‎-誰是第一名？
‎-傑利柯南

336
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,302
‎-第二名呢？
‎-康狄法斯

337
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:19,306
‎競爭對手不錯吧？
‎我真心以妳為榮，乖女

338
00:18:25,229 --> 00:18:26,063
‎我的小女兒

339
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:28,899
‎還是說，我的小小青少年

340
00:18:29,817 --> 00:18:30,651
‎謝了，爸爸

341
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,535
‎我要四分一隻雞好了

342
00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:43,038
‎等等，他們有賣雞翅
‎那就不同說法了

343
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,125
‎兒子想吃甚麼？要吃雞柳條嗎？

344
00:18:46,208 --> 00:18:48,460
‎雞柳條，大家一起吃嗎？

345
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,966
‎（邁克：打給我，“真空”歸我們了）

346
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,634
‎我要打個電話

347
00:18:55,717 --> 00:18:57,845
‎去吧，讓我有時間冷靜一下

348
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:59,721
‎他們連炸雞配窩夫也有！

349
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:02,057
‎我又要重新想一次了

350
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,110
‎-喂
‎-案子歸我們了？

351
00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,820
‎是啊

352
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:16,488
‎歸我們了

353
00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,949
‎-我剛才試過打給妳
‎-不過維多利亞…

354
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:19,867
‎抓狂了？

355
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,536
‎他們一個小時前把結果告訴她
‎她立馬勃然大怒

356
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,748
‎案子歸我們了

357
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:28,917
‎會安排我們一起合作

358
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,712
‎不過我說了不成問題

359
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:33,755
‎妳還好嗎？

360
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,592
‎我嚇到無言了，昨晚真的…

361
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:38,677
‎嗯

362
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:42,389
‎關於昨晚的事，我有一個提議

363
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,099
‎凱特，妳想吃甚麼？

364
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:48,604
‎-我不要幫妳選
‎-等我一下

365
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:51,982
‎我正在去卡波聖盧卡斯
‎妳過來見我吧

366
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,650
‎啥？你是指過去工作嗎？

367
00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:56,069
‎工作也是可以

368
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:58,822
‎不過我想著和妳二人世界

369
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,617
‎-就當作案子的福利吧
‎-天啊

370
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:03,952
‎來見我吧，凱特

371
00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:07,247
‎凱特，不如叫家庭餐吧？
‎會附圓環蛋糕

372
00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:08,707
‎蠻有意思吧？

373
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,418
‎太多嗎？不要圓環蛋糕？

374
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,004
‎好，我再想想

375
00:20:14,087 --> 00:20:15,130
‎喂？

376
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,634
‎-凱特，還在嗎？
‎-我在我在

377
00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:20,844
‎難道妳不想嗎？

378
00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:25,390
‎我不知道自己
‎能不能滿足你所需

379
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:27,226
‎聽好

380
00:20:27,601 --> 00:20:29,519
‎我不需要人照顧，我好好的

381
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:32,522
‎不過我認為我們蠻合襯的

382
00:20:32,898 --> 00:20:34,274
‎我想妳幸福

383
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,652
‎我絕對可以讓妳過得比現在好

384
00:20:37,277 --> 00:20:38,612
‎你在向我賣點子嗎？

385
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,489
‎是啊，難道這點子不好嗎？

386
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,242
‎-不是
‎-那怎麼樣？

387
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,161
‎凱特，怎麼樣？快決定

388
00:20:47,371 --> 00:20:49,915
‎-我也不曉得
‎-凱特

389
00:20:49,998 --> 00:20:51,917
‎-來見我吧
‎-妳想要甚麼都行

390
00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:54,920
‎-妳想要甚麼？
‎-雞柳條？

391
00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:02,219
‎想要甚麼？

392
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,304
‎我想要…