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[Kate] Previously on
"Workin' Moms"...
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- Don't worry, I'm taking a
very straightforward approach.
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- You didn't buy one of those
costumes in a bag, right?
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- What kind of mother
do you think I am?
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- You've got yourself an
extraordinary
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young woman, here.
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- If I didn't cover
for you today,
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you'd probably be in jail.
- Alice!
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- Michael Bolinski.
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- Fuck me.
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- Kate Foster,
I believe you're up.
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- Actually, Mike and I have
decided to join forces.
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Mike: Will that be a problem?
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- Not if it's good.
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(Alarm blares)
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- Get back here,
I'm not done with you!
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- (Chuckling)
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I cannot miss this flight.
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- What are you talking about?
Our flights aren't until noon.
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- I know, I switched
to an earlier one.
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I gotta get home for this
Halloween thing
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at my kid's school.
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- I didn't know Halloween
was now
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a mandatory event for parents.
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- It's not, but it is.
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There's a whole competition
element,
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I had to make a costume,
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it's a-God, it's a whole thing.
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(Kate's phone buzzes)
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- Holy shit, indeed.
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- What - we get it?
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- Oh, the job? No,
this is uh... something else.
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- You okay?
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- Yeah, uh...
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uh, Ella, my daughter,
can sit on her own now.
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- Is she not supposed
to be doing that?
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- No, she is, she...
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she's just kinda young,
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she's ahead of the curve.
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- Ah, so she takes
after her mom.
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- I'm just... I dunno.
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I'm kinda bummed I missed it.
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- She's gonna keep sitting
though, right?
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- Yeah.
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- Huh, well you'll catch her
when she's even better at it.
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Like, I know for a fact that
I'm better at sitting now
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than I was a year ago.
- Is that right?
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- Oh yeah,
I'm a professional.
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- Shut up.
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- Get over here.
- No. No, no, no.
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I really have - no,
I gotta go.
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Seriously!
- What are you doing?
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- Bye! Wooaaa!
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- You're safe for now!
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(Zipper rasps)
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♪♪♪
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- Oh my God.
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♪♪♪
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(Moans)
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(Moans)
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(Exhales)
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(Phone buzzes)
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- Nathan, hi.
- Kate, I just walked on in,
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and there she was, sitting.
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Like she'd been doing it
for months, or years.
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It just goes, doesn't it?
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Doesn't matter how much
we ignore 'em or fuck up.
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- I know what you mean.
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- I'm so sorry I fucked up,
Kate.
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- No.
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We don't have to go over
this again.
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(Ella coos)
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- I'm sorry to all three of you
guys, you deserve more.
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- Look, I haven't been, I'm--
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I'm not perfect.
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- I don't know, I just feel
like I'm realizing
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for the first time...
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how much damage I've done.
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- Nathan, honestly I'm...
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I'm over it, I guess,
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or at least I just don't wanna
be angry about it anymore.
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- Wow, that's uh...
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that's really big of you.
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- No, it's not, I just have uh,
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I dunno, I have some
perspective now.
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- I miss you.
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Come home to us, okay?
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- I'm on my way.
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- I love you.
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- I love you, too.
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(Door clicks open)
- Did you forget something?
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You always craft
with hotel amenities?
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♪♪♪
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(Suitcase wheels rattle)
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- I thought you looked familiar.
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- Victoria!
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- You two really gave me
a run for it,
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but I've known Tru Air
a long time.
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They're just more familiar
with my work, that's all.
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- Oh no, uh tot--
congratulations.
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- Oh, you really do look
different.
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- Do I? I think I'm in need
of a new eye cream.
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- No, you look better.
Less guilty.
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- Oh, well uh, thanks.
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- You know, I tell you what
though, you and Mike,
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now that's a team
I'd keep my eye on.
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♪♪♪
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[Lionel] Aha! It's Halloween,
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and here is to this
little clown,
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I think she's finally gonna
understand
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what this holiday is all about.
- Stupid Halloween.
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It's just the school's way
of getting us to stop
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and perform an elaborate fire
drill of skill and patience.
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- Well, I like Halloween.
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And you've gotta enjoy these
little steps,
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because before you know it,
they're teenagers,
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and we're gonna hate 'em.
- Um...
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- No. No-no-no,
not you, Alice.
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You're one of the good ones.
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But I'm getting a real
bad seed vibe
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from your sister,
Jayme, over here.
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I mean if, we're not careful,
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she could wind up
just like Brenna.
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- Dad, stop.
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- Anyway, enough about
Halloween.
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Alice, your mother and I
have been talking, and...
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she'd like to tell you
something.
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- Alice I...
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you know,
I haven't been great--
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- Or even good.
- Lionel.
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- Alice,
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you have been very patient
with me,
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and your father and I would
like to reward you
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for being so responsible.
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So, we are going to give
you your phone back.
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- Really?
- Yes!
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Because we trust you.
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- And just think of all the fun
gifs you can do today
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at your sister's special
Halloween thing.
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(Anne chuckles)
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You could do like a cowboy
filter.
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Is there a cowboy filter?
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- No, and I can't come.
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- What? Why?
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- It's science fair.
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- What? How did I forget
about that?
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- Well, I told you about it.
- Of course you did!
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No, I-I know.
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So, we'll see you at dinner,
then?
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- Yep.
- Okay.
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Go get science-y.
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And enjoy that phone
because you earned it.
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- Gotta be a cowboy filter.
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I mean, you can only use the
kitty cat filter so many times.
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♪♪♪
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- How long do I have to stay
like this?
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- You may remove your
blindfold!
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- Well, they're just my h--
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- Oh no. That's way too scary.
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- I know, right?
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- You can't send her like this!
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She's gonna give the other kids
nightmares.
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- Oh, come on.
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How is this scarier than any of
the monsters in Sesame Street?
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There is literally a monster
who lives in a trash can.
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- They're gonna send her home.
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- I'm gonna send you home!
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Come on, she's gonna be fine.
- Hey.
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- She's gonna be tame compared
to some of those other freaks
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in her class.
- Boo boo.
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- Yeah.
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- Blood's a nice touch.
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- This used to be mine?
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♪♪♪
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- You make one little bunny
ear,
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and then another little bunny--
(Knock on door)
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One sec, don't go anywhere.
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Coming!
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Are you here to pick up
the future winner
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of the St. Celine's best
costume contest?
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You know, you didn't have
to dress up for this, right?
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- Of course I do.
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And so do you!
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- What's this?
(Door creaks shut)
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- I got you an outfit.
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We're going as us from prom.
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Ugh, doesn't even matter
what I wear.
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Everyone hates me.
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- That's not true!
- It is.
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I mean, no one at work
likes me.
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You know that.
And at school,
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I am just the mom who locked
her kid in the car.
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They're gonna analyze
every move I make.
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- Listen, if there's anything
that I learned
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about going to all those mommy
and me's,
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it was that nobody cares about
what anybody else is doing.
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They're just all too
preoccupied with themselves.
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But maybe you know,
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(Small chuckle)
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uh... you could try being a
little nicer to people--
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- Wait, are you saying
it's my fault?
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- No, you're uh, you're...
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you're intimidating, Jenny.
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I mean, look at you. I uh...
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with great beauty
comes great responsibility.
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And yeah, maybe you could just,
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be a little nicer to people.
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- I get it. Thanks.
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♪♪♪
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(Indistinct chatter)
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
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mommies and daddies, welcome.
- Hey buddy.
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- It's my great pleasure
to introduce
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St. Celine's pre-K class.
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What a proud day it is
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for me to be hosting our first
Halloween costume contest.
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We're gonna get start--
Kate: Sorry!
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Sorry!
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Oh, cute, cute, cute.
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I got Charlie's costume, here.
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(Headmaster clears throat)
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- There we go.
There we go.
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- Sit. Sit down, Mrs. Foster.
Just...have a seat.
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- There you go. I'm gonna go.
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Headmaster: Anyway, before
the contest, the children...
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- God I'm so uncomfortable.
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I look like P.Diddy.
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- Ian, ew, gross. Diddy?
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He goes by Love now.
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(Pumpkin song starts)
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- That can't be right.
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- Jesus Christ.
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I'm sorry about his costume.
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- It worked.
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- (Chuckles)
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- Psst, so you get your
two-off?
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- What?
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- You know, you check your fuck
off your bucket list?
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- Oh yeah, Mike.
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Yeah, it turned out it's more
of like a two-on than two-off.
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Like a - I think I may
have like, opened up
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a whole can of worms. Like,
I wanted to steal some milk,
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and here I am thinkin' about
buying the cow, you know?
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- Never understand
your analogies.
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(Children crying)
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♪ Anyone shout
for pumpkin time ♪
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♪ I get so scared
I want to scream ♪
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♪ Once a year at Halloween ♪
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- Hey, what are you lookin' at?
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- Oh, my handyman.
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They lost their tech,
and I asked if he'd help out.
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- Whoa.
This is love a-knockin'.
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- Oh Frankie, I don't know.
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- You gotta grab it, man.
By the tendrils.
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Headmaster: Big finish!
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♪ But first I have
to trick or treat ♪
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Headmaster: Let's hear it
for the pre-K class!
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(Applause)
259
00:10:39,713 --> 00:10:41,713
Now we'll move on to
the costume contest,
260
00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:44,963
and I, of course, will be
judging the competition.
261
00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:47,671
- Surprise, surprise.
She's really been milking it.
262
00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:49,921
- I'd say. She's about three
sentences from climaxing.
263
00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:51,255
I'd duck!
264
00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,130
- St. Celine's winner
265
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,671
of the Halloween Costume
Contest is...
266
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,380
- Shh, shh, this is us!
267
00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,130
- It's Zoe.
268
00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,755
- Whatever, just act surprised.
269
00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:04,213
- Rhoda Coyne-Bois!
270
00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,630
(Cheering and applause)
271
00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:15,630
(Cheering and applause)
272
00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:19,213
- And now,
273
00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:23,713
the most out-of-this world
costume goes to...
274
00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,671
- Wait is, is everybody
getting an award?
275
00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,213
- Fuck me!
276
00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:28,755
- Tyler and Thomas!
277
00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,755
(Cheering and applause)
278
00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:33,421
♪♪♪
279
00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:34,713
- What? Pyjamas?
280
00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,380
God, phoning it in.
281
00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,630
- And next, the student
who understands
282
00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,921
the meaning of making
a statement,
283
00:11:40,921 --> 00:11:42,588
Zoe Matthews.
- Ah!
284
00:11:42,588 --> 00:11:44,921
(Squeals) Woo!
- That's my girl.
285
00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,296
- For her interpretation
of Malala.
286
00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,296
- Wait...
she's Red Riding Hood.
287
00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:50,713
- What? Just go with it!
288
00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:53,880
- And now, for the
silliest-willy award,
289
00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,963
Jayme Carlson!
290
00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:57,088
(Cheering and applause)
291
00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:58,713
- What, is that me?
292
00:11:58,713 --> 00:12:00,255
(Cheering and applause)
293
00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,671
- Yay, baby!
294
00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:04,796
- Charlie Foster?
Charlie Foster,
295
00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:07,338
there is one here for you, too.
296
00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:08,921
The best...
297
00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:11,963
homemade costume!
298
00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,921
- Best homemade costume?
299
00:12:13,921 --> 00:12:16,005
- That's great, right?
300
00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,463
(Applause)
301
00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:24,463
♪♪♪
302
00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:26,588
(Music cuts, weird sounds,
mic feedback)
303
00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,046
[Headmaster] What is
happening?
304
00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:30,796
(Moaning, grunting)
305
00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,588
(Music scratches)
306
00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,171
(All laugh)
307
00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,171
[Kate] Hey.
- Hey,
308
00:12:44,171 --> 00:12:46,255
if it isn't the mom
of the most homemade costume.
309
00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,921
- Oh, I'm sorry, it doesn't
have the same ring
310
00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:50,046
as silliest-willy award.
311
00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,963
- Dude, at least we didn't
bring the kid awarded
312
00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:53,255
most likely to haunt
my fucking dreams!
313
00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,255
- Hey, Rhoda won,
fair and square.
314
00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,213
[Ian] Ladies.
315
00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:59,755
Jenny, go!
- Ian! Ugh.
316
00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,463
- Hi guys.
317
00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,463
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up, Jenny?
318
00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:07,505
- How you been? How's work?
319
00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:09,838
- Great, actually.
I got promoted,
320
00:13:09,838 --> 00:13:12,088
and I'm really digging
the new responsibility.
321
00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,755
- Nice.
- H-how's Ian?
322
00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:16,713
- He actually works for me, now.
323
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,296
He's a business boy.
324
00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,255
- A business...
- Boy?
325
00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:21,796
- Pretty sure that's
not a thing.
326
00:13:21,796 --> 00:13:23,671
- Uh-uh.
- It is.
327
00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:28,296
- Anyway, uh...
328
00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,338
I would love to catch up
sometime
329
00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:31,963
if you guys wanna
have a playdate?
330
00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,546
- That's really nice.
Thanks, Jenny.
331
00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,005
- Sure, yeah.
- That'd be great.
332
00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,796
- See? I'm nice.
333
00:13:36,796 --> 00:13:38,255
Great uh,
334
00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:39,671
so I'll see you around.
335
00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:41,213
- Bye, Jen.
336
00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:43,171
- Okay, I gotta go.
I promised my kid ice cream.
337
00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,463
- Hmm.
338
00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,046
- And by kid, I mean Lionel.
- (Laughs)
339
00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,546
- Bye!
- Bye, girl.
340
00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,421
- See ya.
- Bye!
341
00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,546
- Hey.
- Kate,
342
00:13:54,546 --> 00:13:55,880
what can I do for you?
343
00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,130
- I just...
344
00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,838
I wanted to thank you.
345
00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,755
In fact,
346
00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,588
I got you something.
347
00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,546
It's a massage.
348
00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:07,921
- Oh. Oh, well...
this is very generous,
349
00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:10,421
especially since you
and all the other parents,
350
00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,046
they already got me
a gift card?
351
00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,838
- We did? We did.
352
00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:16,046
Yep, we got you a Halloween
gift. Of course we did.
353
00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:18,088
- But honestly,
354
00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,130
a massage sounds better
than dinner theatre.
355
00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,838
How am I supposed
to focus on my food?
356
00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,630
(Chuckles) Oh.
357
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,005
- Come here.
- Oh!
358
00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:26,463
What's happening?
359
00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:28,380
- I just thought you
might need a hug.
360
00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,171
- You know, even though
I didn't win a prize today,
361
00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,963
I still think
I deserve an ice cream.
362
00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:35,505
- Hmm.
363
00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,671
- Because I'm the silliest
willy in this family.
364
00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,213
I mean, Jayme? Pfft!
She's not even that silly.
365
00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,380
- Mhmm.
- Dr. Carlson!
366
00:14:43,505 --> 00:14:45,796
- Sandy? Hi!
367
00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:47,338
- There's someone
I want you to meet!
368
00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:48,671
- (Chuckles)
369
00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:52,588
- Uh, this is my partner,
Fatima.
370
00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:54,005
- (Gasp) You have a girlfriend?
371
00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,880
- A woman friend.
372
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,755
- I'm really happy for you,
guys.
373
00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:01,338
- You've done such wonderful
things for him.
374
00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,255
- Uh, I'm right here, Fatima.
375
00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:05,380
- Oh. (Chuckles)
376
00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,296
- Okay uh, we're gonna go.
377
00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:08,588
- Take care, lovebirds!
378
00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:11,880
- Seems like a happy customer.
379
00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,588
- Yeah well, antidepressants,
turns out they work!
380
00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,213
- (Chuckles) Yeah.
381
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,171
(Low hum of chatter)
382
00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,963
- Mango!
383
00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,796
- Daddy's not allowed
at the counter
384
00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,921
because Daddy abuses
the three-sample rule.
385
00:15:26,713 --> 00:15:29,838
Brenna: They got watermelon.
- Hey, Brenna!
386
00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,338
Do your parents know that
you're skipping out
387
00:15:31,338 --> 00:15:33,046
on the science fair right now?
388
00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,213
- Our school science fair
isn't until February.
389
00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,505
- Alice did the volcano
last year?
390
00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,171
It sucked.
391
00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,213
Seriously?
392
00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,755
She walks all over you guys.
393
00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:48,505
- Hey, watch your mouth!
- I'm sorry.
394
00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:50,505
But I'm glad we're not allowed
to hang out anymore.
395
00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:53,630
'Cause she was starting
to do things... I dunno.
396
00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:56,713
- What are you even
talking about?
397
00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,463
- You know, you should check
out her finsta sometime,
398
00:15:58,463 --> 00:15:59,713
and you'll learn a lot.
399
00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:01,838
- What is-what is that?
- Finsta.
400
00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,921
- English, please!
- A fake account
401
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,005
so your parents can't see
what you're doing.
402
00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,213
♪♪♪
403
00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,796
- What?
404
00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,838
♪♪♪
405
00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:20,255
- Well, how is she even
posting this?
406
00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,630
I had her phone!
- You know,
407
00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,963
I really shouldn't be
showing you this.
408
00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:25,338
- Shh!
409
00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:29,963
♪♪♪
410
00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:32,588
- Yeah, she just posted
that one.
411
00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:34,880
- Oh God!
412
00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,213
- I'm sorry.
413
00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,963
(Lionel coughs)
- Sorry.
414
00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:44,046
♪♪♪
415
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,088
- Hey, I'm sorry I blew it with
Charlie's Halloween costume.
416
00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:51,338
I know it was a big deal,
417
00:16:51,338 --> 00:16:52,963
and you're probably
disappointed.
418
00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,796
- You do not have to apologize.
419
00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,796
The only criteria was
not to make a lasagna.
420
00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,088
- (Kate chuckles)
421
00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,463
- And you nailed that.
422
00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,546
I'm sorry I put so much
pressure on you.
423
00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:04,421
- No, I get it.
424
00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:06,630
Like you didn't want me
to look like an ass clown
425
00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:08,046
in front of the other moms.
426
00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:09,546
I know I'm not exactly
Betty Draper.
427
00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:11,380
- Whew, thank God for that.
428
00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,338
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
429
00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,505
- 'Cause it's not too late
to pull the rip-cord
430
00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:18,880
on this thing, you know,
find yourself an easy,
431
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,005
breezy homemaker,
432
00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:24,755
who returns Tupperware
after it's lent to her.
433
00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,671
- I don't want that.
434
00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,588
I mean, maybe I did, I dunno.
435
00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,046
Not anymore.
436
00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,005
I just want you.
437
00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,421
- Really?
438
00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,005
- Really.
439
00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:36,588
- Okay, then let's do this.
440
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,213
No more secrets.
441
00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:40,338
- No more secrets. Deal.
442
00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:41,755
(Chuckles)
443
00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,171
- Now let's go eat a bucket
of chicken.
444
00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:48,171
(Chuckle)
445
00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:51,130
[Alice] (Laughs) And then
I added baking soda
446
00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,338
and the whole thing erupted.
- (Laughs)
447
00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,338
Did the teachers go nuts?
I bet they went nuts.
448
00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:56,630
Who doesn't love a volcano?
449
00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,755
- Most people from Pompei.
450
00:17:58,755 --> 00:18:00,380
- Anne, please, your daughter
just won the science fair.
451
00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,338
How are you not more
excited about this?
452
00:18:02,338 --> 00:18:04,713
- You won the science fair?
453
00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:07,213
- Well, not won, I guess,
but I placed third.
454
00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:08,880
- Where's the medal?
455
00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,630
I left it in my locker.
- Who won first?
456
00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,338
- Jerry Coleman.
- And second?
457
00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:14,963
- Candice Vashir.
458
00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921
(Dishes clatter)
- How's that for company?
459
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,713
Woo! I am so proud of you,
sweetie.
460
00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:24,213
♪♪♪
461
00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,130
My little girl.
462
00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,421
Or should I say,
my little teenager.
463
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,296
- Thanks, Daddy.
- (Chuckles)
464
00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:32,880
- (Sighs)
465
00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:38,796
- Uh, I think I'll get
a quarter chicken.
466
00:18:38,796 --> 00:18:41,046
- Hmm.
- Wait, they have wings.
467
00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:43,671
This changes everything.
- (Chuckles)
468
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,671
What's my big boy want?
You want some chicken fings?
469
00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:47,630
- Ooh, chick fings,
maybe all around, huh?
470
00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:48,630
(Kate's phone buzzes)
471
00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,130
- I-I have to make a call.
472
00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,421
- Oh go ahead, it'll give me a
chance to get a hold of myself.
473
00:18:57,421 --> 00:18:59,296
They have chicken and waffles!
474
00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,130
There goes my entire plan.
475
00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:04,630
(Phone rings)
476
00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,005
(Door slams shut)
477
00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,005
(Phone buzzes)
478
00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,463
- Hello?
- We got Tru Air?
479
00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,213
- Hell yeah, we did.
480
00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:15,796
(Chuckles) It's ours!
481
00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:17,380
I tried calling you earlier.
482
00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,046
- Wait, but Victoria--
- Went nuts?
483
00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:20,963
Yeah, they told her
like an hour ago.
484
00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:24,213
She flipped out on them.
- Wow.
485
00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,921
- Yeah, job's ours.
486
00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:28,380
Contingent on us working
together, of course.
487
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,255
But I told them that wasn't
gonna be a problem.
488
00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,171
Are you okay?
489
00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,630
- Yeah, I guess
I'm just shocked.
490
00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,130
I mean, last night was--
- Yeah.
491
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,296
Yeah, listen about that,
492
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,046
I've got a proposition for you.
493
00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,713
- Kate, what do you want?
494
00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,421
I don't wanna pick for ya.
495
00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,838
- Just uh, just gimme a sec!
496
00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:50,296
- I'm on my way to Cabo
right now,
497
00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,088
and I want you to come meet me.
- Wait, what?
498
00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:53,755
You mean for work?
499
00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,713
- Well, I mean, I guess we
could get some work done.
500
00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:58,130
(Chuckles) I was thinking
it would be more for us.
501
00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,755
Take advantage of the perks
of the job.
502
00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:01,880
- Oh my God.
503
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,796
- Come meet me, Kate.
504
00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,338
- Kate, what about a family
pack?
505
00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,796
It comes with a Bundt cake.
506
00:20:06,796 --> 00:20:09,213
- Kinda fun, right?
507
00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:11,588
- Too much? No Bundt cake?
508
00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:13,338
Okay, I-I'll figure it out.
509
00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,005
- Hello?
510
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,421
Kate, you there?
511
00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,213
- Yeah, no I am. I am.
512
00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,255
- What, do you not want this,
too?
513
00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:22,046
- I just--
514
00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,255
I don't know that I can
give you what you need.
515
00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,880
- Listen, I don't need
to be taken care of.
516
00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,463
I'm good.
517
00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:31,796
But I do think that we would
be good together.
518
00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,921
And I'd like to see you happy.
519
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,005
I can definitely do better
than your current situation.
520
00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,838
- Are you pitching me
right now?
521
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,713
- Yeah, you gonna tell me
it's not a good pitch?
522
00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:41,588
- No.
523
00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,630
- So what's it gonna be?
524
00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,713
[Nathan] Kate, what's it gonna
be? Come on!
525
00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:48,421
- Oh, I uh, I, I don't know.
526
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,963
- Kate, come meet me.
527
00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:51,921
- I'll get you anything
you want!
528
00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,171
- What do you wanna do?
529
00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:55,088
- Chick fings?
530
00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,088
♪ A little pain ♪
531
00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,421
♪ Is good for you ♪
532
00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:02,171
- What's it gonna be?
533
00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:03,421
- I want um...
534
00:21:03,421 --> 00:21:05,880
♪ A girl's gotta do,
gotta do ♪
535
00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,755
♪ What a girl's gotta do ♪