1 00:00:06,338 --> 00:00:08,255 [Kate] Previously on "Workin' Moms"... 2 00:00:08,255 --> 00:00:10,671 - Don't worry, I'm taking a very straightforward approach. 3 00:00:10,671 --> 00:00:12,546 - You didn't buy one of those costumes in a bag, right? 4 00:00:12,546 --> 00:00:14,130 - What kind of mother do you think I am? 5 00:00:14,130 --> 00:00:15,463 - You've got yourself an extraordinary 6 00:00:15,463 --> 00:00:16,796 young woman, here. 7 00:00:16,796 --> 00:00:18,463 - If I didn't cover for you today, 8 00:00:18,463 --> 00:00:20,880 you'd probably be in jail. - Alice! 9 00:00:20,880 --> 00:00:23,338 - Michael Bolinski. 10 00:00:23,338 --> 00:00:24,921 - Fuck me. 11 00:00:24,921 --> 00:00:26,755 - Kate Foster, I believe you're up. 12 00:00:26,755 --> 00:00:28,796 - Actually, Mike and I have decided to join forces. 13 00:00:28,796 --> 00:00:29,713 Mike: Will that be a problem? 14 00:00:29,713 --> 00:00:31,380 - Not if it's good. 15 00:00:34,171 --> 00:00:36,130 (Alarm blares) 16 00:00:36,130 --> 00:00:37,921 - Get back here, I'm not done with you! 17 00:00:37,921 --> 00:00:39,796 - (Chuckling) 18 00:00:39,796 --> 00:00:41,463 I cannot miss this flight. 19 00:00:41,463 --> 00:00:43,546 - What are you talking about? Our flights aren't until noon. 20 00:00:43,546 --> 00:00:45,380 - I know, I switched to an earlier one. 21 00:00:45,380 --> 00:00:47,421 I gotta get home for this Halloween thing 22 00:00:47,421 --> 00:00:49,046 at my kid's school. 23 00:00:49,046 --> 00:00:50,505 - I didn't know Halloween was now 24 00:00:50,505 --> 00:00:52,296 a mandatory event for parents. 25 00:00:52,296 --> 00:00:54,588 - It's not, but it is. 26 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,755 There's a whole competition element, 27 00:00:56,755 --> 00:00:58,463 I had to make a costume, 28 00:00:58,463 --> 00:01:00,588 it's a-God, it's a whole thing. 29 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:01,213 (Kate's phone buzzes) 30 00:01:09,213 --> 00:01:11,213 - Holy shit, indeed. 31 00:01:11,213 --> 00:01:13,380 - What - we get it? 32 00:01:13,380 --> 00:01:16,505 - Oh, the job? No, this is uh... something else. 33 00:01:16,505 --> 00:01:18,213 - You okay? 34 00:01:18,213 --> 00:01:19,880 - Yeah, uh... 35 00:01:21,838 --> 00:01:24,546 uh, Ella, my daughter, can sit on her own now. 36 00:01:25,838 --> 00:01:27,296 - Is she not supposed to be doing that? 37 00:01:27,296 --> 00:01:29,296 - No, she is, she... 38 00:01:29,296 --> 00:01:30,546 she's just kinda young, 39 00:01:30,546 --> 00:01:32,046 she's ahead of the curve. 40 00:01:32,046 --> 00:01:34,463 - Ah, so she takes after her mom. 41 00:01:34,463 --> 00:01:36,421 - I'm just... I dunno. 42 00:01:36,421 --> 00:01:38,005 I'm kinda bummed I missed it. 43 00:01:38,005 --> 00:01:40,338 - She's gonna keep sitting though, right? 44 00:01:40,338 --> 00:01:42,713 - Yeah. 45 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:44,671 - Huh, well you'll catch her when she's even better at it. 46 00:01:44,671 --> 00:01:46,713 Like, I know for a fact that I'm better at sitting now 47 00:01:46,713 --> 00:01:48,505 than I was a year ago. - Is that right? 48 00:01:48,505 --> 00:01:50,338 - Oh yeah, I'm a professional. 49 00:01:50,338 --> 00:01:52,505 - Shut up. 50 00:01:52,505 --> 00:01:53,921 - Get over here. - No. No, no, no. 51 00:01:53,921 --> 00:01:55,213 I really have - no, I gotta go. 52 00:01:55,213 --> 00:01:56,671 Seriously! - What are you doing? 53 00:01:56,671 --> 00:01:59,046 - Bye! Wooaaa! 54 00:01:59,046 --> 00:02:00,588 - You're safe for now! 55 00:02:00,588 --> 00:02:01,671 (Zipper rasps) 56 00:02:01,671 --> 00:02:09,755 ♪♪♪ 57 00:02:09,755 --> 00:02:11,671 - Oh my God. 58 00:02:11,671 --> 00:02:16,338 ♪♪♪ 59 00:02:16,338 --> 00:02:17,421 (Moans) 60 00:02:19,671 --> 00:02:21,130 (Moans) 61 00:02:21,130 --> 00:02:22,838 (Exhales) 62 00:02:22,838 --> 00:02:24,671 (Phone buzzes) 63 00:02:29,338 --> 00:02:31,671 - Nathan, hi. - Kate, I just walked on in, 64 00:02:31,671 --> 00:02:33,921 and there she was, sitting. 65 00:02:33,921 --> 00:02:36,838 Like she'd been doing it for months, or years. 66 00:02:36,838 --> 00:02:39,130 It just goes, doesn't it? 67 00:02:40,588 --> 00:02:43,088 Doesn't matter how much we ignore 'em or fuck up. 68 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:47,046 - I know what you mean. 69 00:02:47,046 --> 00:02:49,005 - I'm so sorry I fucked up, Kate. 70 00:02:49,005 --> 00:02:50,588 - No. 71 00:02:50,588 --> 00:02:52,713 We don't have to go over this again. 72 00:02:52,713 --> 00:02:54,880 (Ella coos) 73 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:58,171 - I'm sorry to all three of you guys, you deserve more. 74 00:02:58,171 --> 00:03:00,588 - Look, I haven't been, I'm-- 75 00:03:00,588 --> 00:03:02,630 I'm not perfect. 76 00:03:04,046 --> 00:03:05,630 - I don't know, I just feel like I'm realizing 77 00:03:05,630 --> 00:03:07,338 for the first time... 78 00:03:08,713 --> 00:03:10,630 how much damage I've done. 79 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:12,380 - Nathan, honestly I'm... 80 00:03:13,755 --> 00:03:15,796 I'm over it, I guess, 81 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:18,463 or at least I just don't wanna be angry about it anymore. 82 00:03:18,463 --> 00:03:20,505 - Wow, that's uh... 83 00:03:22,463 --> 00:03:23,963 that's really big of you. 84 00:03:23,963 --> 00:03:26,880 - No, it's not, I just have uh, 85 00:03:26,880 --> 00:03:29,171 I dunno, I have some perspective now. 86 00:03:29,171 --> 00:03:30,963 - I miss you. 87 00:03:30,963 --> 00:03:32,838 Come home to us, okay? 88 00:03:32,838 --> 00:03:35,005 - I'm on my way. 89 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:37,838 - I love you. 90 00:03:39,046 --> 00:03:40,546 - I love you, too. 91 00:03:44,338 --> 00:03:46,546 (Door clicks open) - Did you forget something? 92 00:03:49,546 --> 00:03:51,171 You always craft with hotel amenities? 93 00:03:51,171 --> 00:03:57,421 ♪♪♪ 94 00:03:58,713 --> 00:04:00,213 (Suitcase wheels rattle) 95 00:04:07,505 --> 00:04:09,671 - I thought you looked familiar. 96 00:04:11,171 --> 00:04:12,380 - Victoria! 97 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:14,213 - You two really gave me a run for it, 98 00:04:14,213 --> 00:04:16,380 but I've known Tru Air a long time. 99 00:04:16,380 --> 00:04:19,296 They're just more familiar with my work, that's all. 100 00:04:19,296 --> 00:04:22,171 - Oh no, uh tot-- congratulations. 101 00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:24,713 - Oh, you really do look different. 102 00:04:24,713 --> 00:04:27,296 - Do I? I think I'm in need of a new eye cream. 103 00:04:27,296 --> 00:04:30,213 - No, you look better. Less guilty. 104 00:04:30,213 --> 00:04:32,380 - Oh, well uh, thanks. 105 00:04:33,921 --> 00:04:36,171 - You know, I tell you what though, you and Mike, 106 00:04:36,171 --> 00:04:38,755 now that's a team I'd keep my eye on. 107 00:04:38,755 --> 00:04:47,046 ♪♪♪ 108 00:04:48,671 --> 00:04:50,630 [Lionel] Aha! It's Halloween, 109 00:04:50,630 --> 00:04:52,338 and here is to this little clown, 110 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:54,005 I think she's finally gonna understand 111 00:04:54,005 --> 00:04:56,546 what this holiday is all about. - Stupid Halloween. 112 00:04:56,546 --> 00:04:58,088 It's just the school's way of getting us to stop 113 00:04:58,088 --> 00:05:00,921 and perform an elaborate fire drill of skill and patience. 114 00:05:00,921 --> 00:05:03,005 - Well, I like Halloween. 115 00:05:03,005 --> 00:05:04,338 And you've gotta enjoy these little steps, 116 00:05:04,338 --> 00:05:06,421 because before you know it, they're teenagers, 117 00:05:06,421 --> 00:05:08,255 and we're gonna hate 'em. - Um... 118 00:05:08,255 --> 00:05:09,713 - No. No-no-no, not you, Alice. 119 00:05:09,713 --> 00:05:11,296 You're one of the good ones. 120 00:05:11,296 --> 00:05:13,421 But I'm getting a real bad seed vibe 121 00:05:13,421 --> 00:05:15,463 from your sister, Jayme, over here. 122 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,255 I mean if, we're not careful, 123 00:05:17,255 --> 00:05:18,380 she could wind up just like Brenna. 124 00:05:18,380 --> 00:05:20,463 - Dad, stop. 125 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:24,213 - Anyway, enough about Halloween. 126 00:05:25,671 --> 00:05:29,255 Alice, your mother and I have been talking, and... 127 00:05:30,588 --> 00:05:31,713 she'd like to tell you something. 128 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:35,005 - Alice I... 129 00:05:35,005 --> 00:05:37,380 you know, I haven't been great-- 130 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:39,296 - Or even good. - Lionel. 131 00:05:39,296 --> 00:05:41,005 - Alice, 132 00:05:41,005 --> 00:05:42,880 you have been very patient with me, 133 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,130 and your father and I would like to reward you 134 00:05:46,130 --> 00:05:48,338 for being so responsible. 135 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:52,213 So, we are going to give you your phone back. 136 00:05:52,213 --> 00:05:53,713 - Really? - Yes! 137 00:05:53,713 --> 00:05:55,671 Because we trust you. 138 00:05:55,671 --> 00:05:57,796 - And just think of all the fun gifs you can do today 139 00:05:57,796 --> 00:05:59,088 at your sister's special Halloween thing. 140 00:05:59,088 --> 00:06:00,338 (Anne chuckles) 141 00:06:00,338 --> 00:06:01,630 You could do like a cowboy filter. 142 00:06:01,630 --> 00:06:03,213 Is there a cowboy filter? 143 00:06:03,213 --> 00:06:06,713 - No, and I can't come. 144 00:06:06,713 --> 00:06:08,380 - What? Why? 145 00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:10,171 - It's science fair. 146 00:06:10,171 --> 00:06:12,213 - What? How did I forget about that? 147 00:06:12,213 --> 00:06:14,505 - Well, I told you about it. - Of course you did! 148 00:06:14,505 --> 00:06:15,838 No, I-I know. 149 00:06:15,838 --> 00:06:17,630 So, we'll see you at dinner, then? 150 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:19,088 - Yep. - Okay. 151 00:06:19,088 --> 00:06:21,213 Go get science-y. 152 00:06:21,213 --> 00:06:22,796 And enjoy that phone because you earned it. 153 00:06:24,755 --> 00:06:26,796 - Gotta be a cowboy filter. 154 00:06:28,546 --> 00:06:31,088 I mean, you can only use the kitty cat filter so many times. 155 00:06:31,088 --> 00:06:34,838 ♪♪♪ 156 00:06:36,380 --> 00:06:39,213 - How long do I have to stay like this? 157 00:06:39,213 --> 00:06:41,421 - You may remove your blindfold! 158 00:06:41,421 --> 00:06:43,005 - Well, they're just my h-- 159 00:06:44,588 --> 00:06:47,546 - Oh no. That's way too scary. 160 00:06:47,546 --> 00:06:49,338 - I know, right? 161 00:06:49,338 --> 00:06:51,130 - You can't send her like this! 162 00:06:51,130 --> 00:06:52,671 She's gonna give the other kids nightmares. 163 00:06:52,671 --> 00:06:54,338 - Oh, come on. 164 00:06:54,338 --> 00:06:56,630 How is this scarier than any of the monsters in Sesame Street? 165 00:06:56,630 --> 00:06:58,838 There is literally a monster who lives in a trash can. 166 00:06:58,838 --> 00:07:00,630 - They're gonna send her home. 167 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:02,296 - I'm gonna send you home! 168 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,963 Come on, she's gonna be fine. - Hey. 169 00:07:04,963 --> 00:07:06,963 - She's gonna be tame compared to some of those other freaks 170 00:07:06,963 --> 00:07:09,005 in her class. - Boo boo. 171 00:07:09,005 --> 00:07:10,213 - Yeah. 172 00:07:10,213 --> 00:07:12,088 - Blood's a nice touch. 173 00:07:12,088 --> 00:07:14,171 - This used to be mine? 174 00:07:14,171 --> 00:07:18,296 ♪♪♪ 175 00:07:18,296 --> 00:07:20,255 - You make one little bunny ear, 176 00:07:20,255 --> 00:07:21,880 and then another little bunny-- (Knock on door) 177 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,463 One sec, don't go anywhere. 178 00:07:23,463 --> 00:07:24,880 Coming! 179 00:07:24,880 --> 00:07:27,630 Are you here to pick up the future winner 180 00:07:27,630 --> 00:07:30,296 of the St. Celine's best costume contest? 181 00:07:32,338 --> 00:07:34,213 You know, you didn't have to dress up for this, right? 182 00:07:34,213 --> 00:07:35,755 - Of course I do. 183 00:07:35,755 --> 00:07:38,380 And so do you! 184 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:40,796 - What's this? (Door creaks shut) 185 00:07:40,796 --> 00:07:42,421 - I got you an outfit. 186 00:07:42,421 --> 00:07:43,630 We're going as us from prom. 187 00:07:45,380 --> 00:07:47,463 Ugh, doesn't even matter what I wear. 188 00:07:47,463 --> 00:07:48,880 Everyone hates me. 189 00:07:50,213 --> 00:07:52,421 - That's not true! - It is. 190 00:07:52,421 --> 00:07:54,421 I mean, no one at work likes me. 191 00:07:54,421 --> 00:07:56,380 You know that. And at school, 192 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,796 I am just the mom who locked her kid in the car. 193 00:07:58,796 --> 00:08:01,671 They're gonna analyze every move I make. 194 00:08:01,671 --> 00:08:03,838 - Listen, if there's anything that I learned 195 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:06,130 about going to all those mommy and me's, 196 00:08:06,130 --> 00:08:09,005 it was that nobody cares about what anybody else is doing. 197 00:08:09,005 --> 00:08:11,130 They're just all too preoccupied with themselves. 198 00:08:13,546 --> 00:08:15,880 But maybe you know, 199 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,921 (Small chuckle) 200 00:08:17,921 --> 00:08:20,630 uh... you could try being a little nicer to people-- 201 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,421 - Wait, are you saying it's my fault? 202 00:08:22,421 --> 00:08:24,588 - No, you're uh, you're... 203 00:08:24,588 --> 00:08:26,713 you're intimidating, Jenny. 204 00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:29,296 I mean, look at you. I uh... 205 00:08:31,713 --> 00:08:35,671 with great beauty comes great responsibility. 206 00:08:37,755 --> 00:08:40,255 And yeah, maybe you could just, 207 00:08:40,255 --> 00:08:41,630 be a little nicer to people. 208 00:08:41,630 --> 00:08:43,380 - I get it. Thanks. 209 00:08:44,505 --> 00:08:51,713 ♪♪♪ 210 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,296 (Indistinct chatter) 211 00:08:53,296 --> 00:08:54,963 - Ladies and gentlemen, 212 00:08:54,963 --> 00:08:57,880 mommies and daddies, welcome. - Hey buddy. 213 00:08:57,880 --> 00:08:59,588 - It's my great pleasure to introduce 214 00:08:59,588 --> 00:09:02,463 St. Celine's pre-K class. 215 00:09:02,463 --> 00:09:04,380 What a proud day it is 216 00:09:04,380 --> 00:09:08,171 for me to be hosting our first Halloween costume contest. 217 00:09:08,171 --> 00:09:09,755 We're gonna get start-- Kate: Sorry! 218 00:09:09,755 --> 00:09:11,130 Sorry! 219 00:09:11,130 --> 00:09:12,421 Oh, cute, cute, cute. 220 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,046 I got Charlie's costume, here. 221 00:09:17,755 --> 00:09:18,921 (Headmaster clears throat) 222 00:09:18,921 --> 00:09:20,921 - There we go. There we go. 223 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:25,755 - Sit. Sit down, Mrs. Foster. Just...have a seat. 224 00:09:25,755 --> 00:09:27,255 - There you go. I'm gonna go. 225 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:29,046 Headmaster: Anyway, before the contest, the children... 226 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:30,880 - God I'm so uncomfortable. 227 00:09:32,296 --> 00:09:33,463 I look like P.Diddy. 228 00:09:33,463 --> 00:09:35,963 - Ian, ew, gross. Diddy? 229 00:09:35,963 --> 00:09:37,463 He goes by Love now. 230 00:09:37,463 --> 00:09:39,255 (Pumpkin song starts) 231 00:09:39,255 --> 00:09:41,546 - That can't be right. 232 00:09:41,546 --> 00:09:43,171 - Jesus Christ. 233 00:09:43,171 --> 00:09:45,171 I'm sorry about his costume. 234 00:09:45,171 --> 00:09:47,171 - It worked. 235 00:09:47,171 --> 00:09:48,505 - (Chuckles) 236 00:09:48,505 --> 00:09:50,171 - Psst, so you get your two-off? 237 00:09:50,171 --> 00:09:51,755 - What? 238 00:09:51,755 --> 00:09:53,505 - You know, you check your fuck off your bucket list? 239 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:55,213 - Oh yeah, Mike. 240 00:09:55,213 --> 00:09:58,630 Yeah, it turned out it's more of like a two-on than two-off. 241 00:09:58,630 --> 00:10:00,630 Like a - I think I may have like, opened up 242 00:10:00,630 --> 00:10:03,046 a whole can of worms. Like, I wanted to steal some milk, 243 00:10:03,046 --> 00:10:05,088 and here I am thinkin' about buying the cow, you know? 244 00:10:05,088 --> 00:10:07,005 - Never understand your analogies. 245 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:09,130 (Children crying) 246 00:10:09,130 --> 00:10:11,546 ♪ Anyone shout for pumpkin time ♪ 247 00:10:11,546 --> 00:10:14,505 ♪ I get so scared I want to scream ♪ 248 00:10:14,505 --> 00:10:16,296 ♪ Once a year at Halloween ♪ 249 00:10:16,296 --> 00:10:17,505 - Hey, what are you lookin' at? 250 00:10:17,505 --> 00:10:19,130 - Oh, my handyman. 251 00:10:19,130 --> 00:10:21,338 They lost their tech, and I asked if he'd help out. 252 00:10:21,338 --> 00:10:24,296 - Whoa. This is love a-knockin'. 253 00:10:24,296 --> 00:10:26,130 - Oh Frankie, I don't know. 254 00:10:26,130 --> 00:10:28,921 - You gotta grab it, man. By the tendrils. 255 00:10:30,046 --> 00:10:31,380 Headmaster: Big finish! 256 00:10:31,380 --> 00:10:32,963 ♪ But first I have to trick or treat ♪ 257 00:10:35,130 --> 00:10:37,546 Headmaster: Let's hear it for the pre-K class! 258 00:10:37,546 --> 00:10:39,713 (Applause) 259 00:10:39,713 --> 00:10:41,713 Now we'll move on to the costume contest, 260 00:10:41,713 --> 00:10:44,963 and I, of course, will be judging the competition. 261 00:10:44,963 --> 00:10:47,671 - Surprise, surprise. She's really been milking it. 262 00:10:47,671 --> 00:10:49,921 - I'd say. She's about three sentences from climaxing. 263 00:10:49,921 --> 00:10:51,255 I'd duck! 264 00:10:51,255 --> 00:10:53,130 - St. Celine's winner 265 00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,671 of the Halloween Costume Contest is... 266 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:58,380 - Shh, shh, this is us! 267 00:10:58,380 --> 00:11:00,130 - It's Zoe. 268 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:01,755 - Whatever, just act surprised. 269 00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:04,213 - Rhoda Coyne-Bois! 270 00:11:04,213 --> 00:11:06,630 (Cheering and applause) 271 00:11:13,296 --> 00:11:15,630 (Cheering and applause) 272 00:11:17,838 --> 00:11:19,213 - And now, 273 00:11:19,213 --> 00:11:23,713 the most out-of-this world costume goes to... 274 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,671 - Wait is, is everybody getting an award? 275 00:11:25,671 --> 00:11:27,213 - Fuck me! 276 00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:28,755 - Tyler and Thomas! 277 00:11:28,755 --> 00:11:30,755 (Cheering and applause) 278 00:11:30,755 --> 00:11:33,421 ♪♪♪ 279 00:11:33,421 --> 00:11:34,713 - What? Pyjamas? 280 00:11:34,713 --> 00:11:36,380 God, phoning it in. 281 00:11:36,380 --> 00:11:38,630 - And next, the student who understands 282 00:11:38,630 --> 00:11:40,921 the meaning of making a statement, 283 00:11:40,921 --> 00:11:42,588 Zoe Matthews. - Ah! 284 00:11:42,588 --> 00:11:44,921 (Squeals) Woo! - That's my girl. 285 00:11:44,921 --> 00:11:47,296 - For her interpretation of Malala. 286 00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,296 - Wait... she's Red Riding Hood. 287 00:11:49,296 --> 00:11:50,713 - What? Just go with it! 288 00:11:50,713 --> 00:11:53,880 - And now, for the silliest-willy award, 289 00:11:53,880 --> 00:11:55,963 Jayme Carlson! 290 00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:57,088 (Cheering and applause) 291 00:11:57,088 --> 00:11:58,713 - What, is that me? 292 00:11:58,713 --> 00:12:00,255 (Cheering and applause) 293 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:03,671 - Yay, baby! 294 00:12:03,671 --> 00:12:04,796 - Charlie Foster? Charlie Foster, 295 00:12:04,796 --> 00:12:07,338 there is one here for you, too. 296 00:12:07,338 --> 00:12:08,921 The best... 297 00:12:08,921 --> 00:12:11,963 homemade costume! 298 00:12:11,963 --> 00:12:13,921 - Best homemade costume? 299 00:12:13,921 --> 00:12:16,005 - That's great, right? 300 00:12:16,005 --> 00:12:17,463 (Applause) 301 00:12:17,463 --> 00:12:24,463 ♪♪♪ 302 00:12:24,463 --> 00:12:26,588 (Music cuts, weird sounds, mic feedback) 303 00:12:26,588 --> 00:12:29,046 [Headmaster] What is happening? 304 00:12:29,046 --> 00:12:30,796 (Moaning, grunting) 305 00:12:33,296 --> 00:12:35,588 (Music scratches) 306 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:37,171 (All laugh) 307 00:12:42,463 --> 00:12:44,171 [Kate] Hey. - Hey, 308 00:12:44,171 --> 00:12:46,255 if it isn't the mom of the most homemade costume. 309 00:12:46,255 --> 00:12:47,921 - Oh, I'm sorry, it doesn't have the same ring 310 00:12:47,921 --> 00:12:50,046 as silliest-willy award. 311 00:12:50,046 --> 00:12:51,963 - Dude, at least we didn't bring the kid awarded 312 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:53,255 most likely to haunt my fucking dreams! 313 00:12:53,255 --> 00:12:56,255 - Hey, Rhoda won, fair and square. 314 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:57,213 [Ian] Ladies. 315 00:12:57,213 --> 00:12:59,755 Jenny, go! - Ian! Ugh. 316 00:13:01,171 --> 00:13:03,463 - Hi guys. 317 00:13:03,463 --> 00:13:05,463 - Hey. - Hey, what's up, Jenny? 318 00:13:05,463 --> 00:13:07,505 - How you been? How's work? 319 00:13:07,505 --> 00:13:09,838 - Great, actually. I got promoted, 320 00:13:09,838 --> 00:13:12,088 and I'm really digging the new responsibility. 321 00:13:12,088 --> 00:13:14,755 - Nice. - H-how's Ian? 322 00:13:14,755 --> 00:13:16,713 - He actually works for me, now. 323 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:18,296 He's a business boy. 324 00:13:18,296 --> 00:13:20,255 - A business... - Boy? 325 00:13:20,255 --> 00:13:21,796 - Pretty sure that's not a thing. 326 00:13:21,796 --> 00:13:23,671 - Uh-uh. - It is. 327 00:13:26,046 --> 00:13:28,296 - Anyway, uh... 328 00:13:28,296 --> 00:13:30,338 I would love to catch up sometime 329 00:13:30,338 --> 00:13:31,963 if you guys wanna have a playdate? 330 00:13:31,963 --> 00:13:33,546 - That's really nice. Thanks, Jenny. 331 00:13:33,546 --> 00:13:35,005 - Sure, yeah. - That'd be great. 332 00:13:35,005 --> 00:13:36,796 - See? I'm nice. 333 00:13:36,796 --> 00:13:38,255 Great uh, 334 00:13:38,255 --> 00:13:39,671 so I'll see you around. 335 00:13:39,671 --> 00:13:41,213 - Bye, Jen. 336 00:13:41,213 --> 00:13:43,171 - Okay, I gotta go. I promised my kid ice cream. 337 00:13:43,171 --> 00:13:44,463 - Hmm. 338 00:13:44,463 --> 00:13:47,046 - And by kid, I mean Lionel. - (Laughs) 339 00:13:47,046 --> 00:13:48,546 - Bye! - Bye, girl. 340 00:13:48,546 --> 00:13:50,421 - See ya. - Bye! 341 00:13:53,005 --> 00:13:54,546 - Hey. - Kate, 342 00:13:54,546 --> 00:13:55,880 what can I do for you? 343 00:13:55,880 --> 00:13:57,130 - I just... 344 00:13:57,130 --> 00:13:58,838 I wanted to thank you. 345 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,755 In fact, 346 00:14:00,755 --> 00:14:02,588 I got you something. 347 00:14:02,588 --> 00:14:04,546 It's a massage. 348 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:07,921 - Oh. Oh, well... this is very generous, 349 00:14:07,921 --> 00:14:10,421 especially since you and all the other parents, 350 00:14:10,421 --> 00:14:12,046 they already got me a gift card? 351 00:14:12,046 --> 00:14:13,838 - We did? We did. 352 00:14:13,838 --> 00:14:16,046 Yep, we got you a Halloween gift. Of course we did. 353 00:14:16,046 --> 00:14:18,088 - But honestly, 354 00:14:18,088 --> 00:14:20,130 a massage sounds better than dinner theatre. 355 00:14:20,130 --> 00:14:21,838 How am I supposed to focus on my food? 356 00:14:21,838 --> 00:14:23,630 (Chuckles) Oh. 357 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,005 - Come here. - Oh! 358 00:14:25,005 --> 00:14:26,463 What's happening? 359 00:14:26,463 --> 00:14:28,380 - I just thought you might need a hug. 360 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:32,171 - You know, even though I didn't win a prize today, 361 00:14:32,171 --> 00:14:33,963 I still think I deserve an ice cream. 362 00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:35,505 - Hmm. 363 00:14:35,505 --> 00:14:37,671 - Because I'm the silliest willy in this family. 364 00:14:37,671 --> 00:14:40,213 I mean, Jayme? Pfft! She's not even that silly. 365 00:14:40,213 --> 00:14:42,380 - Mhmm. - Dr. Carlson! 366 00:14:43,505 --> 00:14:45,796 - Sandy? Hi! 367 00:14:45,796 --> 00:14:47,338 - There's someone I want you to meet! 368 00:14:47,338 --> 00:14:48,671 - (Chuckles) 369 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:52,588 - Uh, this is my partner, Fatima. 370 00:14:52,588 --> 00:14:54,005 - (Gasp) You have a girlfriend? 371 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,880 - A woman friend. 372 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,755 - I'm really happy for you, guys. 373 00:14:58,755 --> 00:15:01,338 - You've done such wonderful things for him. 374 00:15:01,338 --> 00:15:03,255 - Uh, I'm right here, Fatima. 375 00:15:03,255 --> 00:15:05,380 - Oh. (Chuckles) 376 00:15:05,380 --> 00:15:07,296 - Okay uh, we're gonna go. 377 00:15:07,296 --> 00:15:08,588 - Take care, lovebirds! 378 00:15:10,421 --> 00:15:11,880 - Seems like a happy customer. 379 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,588 - Yeah well, antidepressants, turns out they work! 380 00:15:13,588 --> 00:15:15,213 - (Chuckles) Yeah. 381 00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:17,171 (Low hum of chatter) 382 00:15:18,338 --> 00:15:19,963 - Mango! 383 00:15:19,963 --> 00:15:21,796 - Daddy's not allowed at the counter 384 00:15:21,796 --> 00:15:24,921 because Daddy abuses the three-sample rule. 385 00:15:26,713 --> 00:15:29,838 Brenna: They got watermelon. - Hey, Brenna! 386 00:15:29,838 --> 00:15:31,338 Do your parents know that you're skipping out 387 00:15:31,338 --> 00:15:33,046 on the science fair right now? 388 00:15:33,046 --> 00:15:35,213 - Our school science fair isn't until February. 389 00:15:37,296 --> 00:15:39,505 - Alice did the volcano last year? 390 00:15:39,505 --> 00:15:41,171 It sucked. 391 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,213 Seriously? 392 00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:45,755 She walks all over you guys. 393 00:15:45,755 --> 00:15:48,505 - Hey, watch your mouth! - I'm sorry. 394 00:15:48,505 --> 00:15:50,505 But I'm glad we're not allowed to hang out anymore. 395 00:15:50,505 --> 00:15:53,630 'Cause she was starting to do things... I dunno. 396 00:15:54,963 --> 00:15:56,713 - What are you even talking about? 397 00:15:56,713 --> 00:15:58,463 - You know, you should check out her finsta sometime, 398 00:15:58,463 --> 00:15:59,713 and you'll learn a lot. 399 00:15:59,713 --> 00:16:01,838 - What is-what is that? - Finsta. 400 00:16:01,838 --> 00:16:03,921 - English, please! - A fake account 401 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,005 so your parents can't see what you're doing. 402 00:16:10,005 --> 00:16:13,213 ♪♪♪ 403 00:16:14,505 --> 00:16:15,796 - What? 404 00:16:15,796 --> 00:16:18,838 ♪♪♪ 405 00:16:18,838 --> 00:16:20,255 - Well, how is she even posting this? 406 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,630 I had her phone! - You know, 407 00:16:22,630 --> 00:16:23,963 I really shouldn't be showing you this. 408 00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:25,338 - Shh! 409 00:16:25,338 --> 00:16:29,963 ♪♪♪ 410 00:16:29,963 --> 00:16:32,588 - Yeah, she just posted that one. 411 00:16:32,588 --> 00:16:34,880 - Oh God! 412 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:36,213 - I'm sorry. 413 00:16:38,713 --> 00:16:40,963 (Lionel coughs) - Sorry. 414 00:16:40,963 --> 00:16:44,046 ♪♪♪ 415 00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:49,088 - Hey, I'm sorry I blew it with Charlie's Halloween costume. 416 00:16:49,088 --> 00:16:51,338 I know it was a big deal, 417 00:16:51,338 --> 00:16:52,963 and you're probably disappointed. 418 00:16:52,963 --> 00:16:54,796 - You do not have to apologize. 419 00:16:54,796 --> 00:16:56,796 The only criteria was not to make a lasagna. 420 00:16:56,796 --> 00:16:58,088 - (Kate chuckles) 421 00:16:58,088 --> 00:16:59,463 - And you nailed that. 422 00:17:01,005 --> 00:17:02,546 I'm sorry I put so much pressure on you. 423 00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:04,421 - No, I get it. 424 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:06,630 Like you didn't want me to look like an ass clown 425 00:17:06,630 --> 00:17:08,046 in front of the other moms. 426 00:17:08,046 --> 00:17:09,546 I know I'm not exactly Betty Draper. 427 00:17:09,546 --> 00:17:11,380 - Whew, thank God for that. 428 00:17:11,380 --> 00:17:13,338 - Yeah? - Yeah! 429 00:17:13,338 --> 00:17:15,505 - 'Cause it's not too late to pull the rip-cord 430 00:17:15,505 --> 00:17:18,880 on this thing, you know, find yourself an easy, 431 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,005 breezy homemaker, 432 00:17:21,005 --> 00:17:24,755 who returns Tupperware after it's lent to her. 433 00:17:24,755 --> 00:17:26,671 - I don't want that. 434 00:17:26,671 --> 00:17:28,588 I mean, maybe I did, I dunno. 435 00:17:28,588 --> 00:17:30,046 Not anymore. 436 00:17:30,046 --> 00:17:32,005 I just want you. 437 00:17:32,005 --> 00:17:33,421 - Really? 438 00:17:33,421 --> 00:17:35,005 - Really. 439 00:17:35,005 --> 00:17:36,588 - Okay, then let's do this. 440 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,213 No more secrets. 441 00:17:38,213 --> 00:17:40,338 - No more secrets. Deal. 442 00:17:40,338 --> 00:17:41,755 (Chuckles) 443 00:17:44,380 --> 00:17:46,171 - Now let's go eat a bucket of chicken. 444 00:17:46,171 --> 00:17:48,171 (Chuckle) 445 00:17:49,421 --> 00:17:51,130 [Alice] (Laughs) And then I added baking soda 446 00:17:51,130 --> 00:17:53,338 and the whole thing erupted. - (Laughs) 447 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:55,338 Did the teachers go nuts? I bet they went nuts. 448 00:17:55,338 --> 00:17:56,630 Who doesn't love a volcano? 449 00:17:56,630 --> 00:17:58,755 - Most people from Pompei. 450 00:17:58,755 --> 00:18:00,380 - Anne, please, your daughter just won the science fair. 451 00:18:00,380 --> 00:18:02,338 How are you not more excited about this? 452 00:18:02,338 --> 00:18:04,713 - You won the science fair? 453 00:18:04,713 --> 00:18:07,213 - Well, not won, I guess, but I placed third. 454 00:18:07,213 --> 00:18:08,880 - Where's the medal? 455 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:11,630 I left it in my locker. - Who won first? 456 00:18:11,630 --> 00:18:13,338 - Jerry Coleman. - And second? 457 00:18:13,338 --> 00:18:14,963 - Candice Vashir. 458 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:16,921 (Dishes clatter) - How's that for company? 459 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:18,713 Woo! I am so proud of you, sweetie. 460 00:18:18,713 --> 00:18:24,213 ♪♪♪ 461 00:18:24,213 --> 00:18:26,130 My little girl. 462 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:28,421 Or should I say, my little teenager. 463 00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:31,296 - Thanks, Daddy. - (Chuckles) 464 00:18:31,296 --> 00:18:32,880 - (Sighs) 465 00:18:36,713 --> 00:18:38,796 - Uh, I think I'll get a quarter chicken. 466 00:18:38,796 --> 00:18:41,046 - Hmm. - Wait, they have wings. 467 00:18:41,046 --> 00:18:43,671 This changes everything. - (Chuckles) 468 00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,671 What's my big boy want? You want some chicken fings? 469 00:18:45,671 --> 00:18:47,630 - Ooh, chick fings, maybe all around, huh? 470 00:18:47,630 --> 00:18:48,630 (Kate's phone buzzes) 471 00:18:53,630 --> 00:18:55,130 - I-I have to make a call. 472 00:18:55,130 --> 00:18:57,421 - Oh go ahead, it'll give me a chance to get a hold of myself. 473 00:18:57,421 --> 00:18:59,296 They have chicken and waffles! 474 00:18:59,296 --> 00:19:01,130 There goes my entire plan. 475 00:19:02,546 --> 00:19:04,630 (Phone rings) 476 00:19:04,630 --> 00:19:06,005 (Door slams shut) 477 00:19:06,005 --> 00:19:08,005 (Phone buzzes) 478 00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:12,463 - Hello? - We got Tru Air? 479 00:19:12,463 --> 00:19:14,213 - Hell yeah, we did. 480 00:19:14,213 --> 00:19:15,796 (Chuckles) It's ours! 481 00:19:15,796 --> 00:19:17,380 I tried calling you earlier. 482 00:19:17,380 --> 00:19:19,046 - Wait, but Victoria-- - Went nuts? 483 00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:20,963 Yeah, they told her like an hour ago. 484 00:19:20,963 --> 00:19:24,213 She flipped out on them. - Wow. 485 00:19:24,213 --> 00:19:25,921 - Yeah, job's ours. 486 00:19:25,921 --> 00:19:28,380 Contingent on us working together, of course. 487 00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,255 But I told them that wasn't gonna be a problem. 488 00:19:31,255 --> 00:19:33,171 Are you okay? 489 00:19:33,171 --> 00:19:34,630 - Yeah, I guess I'm just shocked. 490 00:19:34,630 --> 00:19:37,130 I mean, last night was-- - Yeah. 491 00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:40,296 Yeah, listen about that, 492 00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:42,046 I've got a proposition for you. 493 00:19:42,046 --> 00:19:43,713 - Kate, what do you want? 494 00:19:45,088 --> 00:19:46,421 I don't wanna pick for ya. 495 00:19:46,421 --> 00:19:48,838 - Just uh, just gimme a sec! 496 00:19:48,838 --> 00:19:50,296 - I'm on my way to Cabo right now, 497 00:19:50,296 --> 00:19:52,088 and I want you to come meet me. - Wait, what? 498 00:19:52,088 --> 00:19:53,755 You mean for work? 499 00:19:53,755 --> 00:19:55,713 - Well, I mean, I guess we could get some work done. 500 00:19:55,713 --> 00:19:58,130 (Chuckles) I was thinking it would be more for us. 501 00:19:58,130 --> 00:19:59,755 Take advantage of the perks of the job. 502 00:19:59,755 --> 00:20:01,880 - Oh my God. 503 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,796 - Come meet me, Kate. 504 00:20:03,796 --> 00:20:05,338 - Kate, what about a family pack? 505 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,796 It comes with a Bundt cake. 506 00:20:06,796 --> 00:20:09,213 - Kinda fun, right? 507 00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:11,588 - Too much? No Bundt cake? 508 00:20:11,588 --> 00:20:13,338 Okay, I-I'll figure it out. 509 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:15,005 - Hello? 510 00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,421 Kate, you there? 511 00:20:16,421 --> 00:20:18,213 - Yeah, no I am. I am. 512 00:20:18,213 --> 00:20:20,255 - What, do you not want this, too? 513 00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:22,046 - I just-- 514 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,255 I don't know that I can give you what you need. 515 00:20:26,005 --> 00:20:27,880 - Listen, I don't need to be taken care of. 516 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,463 I'm good. 517 00:20:29,463 --> 00:20:31,796 But I do think that we would be good together. 518 00:20:31,796 --> 00:20:33,921 And I'd like to see you happy. 519 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,005 I can definitely do better than your current situation. 520 00:20:36,005 --> 00:20:37,838 - Are you pitching me right now? 521 00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,713 - Yeah, you gonna tell me it's not a good pitch? 522 00:20:39,713 --> 00:20:41,588 - No. 523 00:20:41,588 --> 00:20:43,630 - So what's it gonna be? 524 00:20:43,630 --> 00:20:45,713 [Nathan] Kate, what's it gonna be? Come on! 525 00:20:45,713 --> 00:20:48,421 - Oh, I uh, I, I don't know. 526 00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:49,963 - Kate, come meet me. 527 00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:51,921 - I'll get you anything you want! 528 00:20:51,921 --> 00:20:53,171 - What do you wanna do? 529 00:20:53,171 --> 00:20:55,088 - Chick fings? 530 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,088 ♪ A little pain ♪ 531 00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:00,421 ♪ Is good for you ♪ 532 00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:02,171 - What's it gonna be? 533 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:03,421 - I want um... 534 00:21:03,421 --> 00:21:05,880 ♪ A girl's gotta do, gotta do ♪ 535 00:21:05,880 --> 00:21:07,755 ♪ What a girl's gotta do ♪