[Nathan] Previously
on "Workin' Moms"...
[Gunshot]
- [Lionel] What was that?
- Oh my God!
- You keep your family away
from mine.
- Take it easy on the Jesus,
'cause--
- I'll try not to speak
in tongues.
- Religion is the cause
of every war in the world.
- But you put her soccer
which is violent,
and she hates it.
- We will talk later.
- We loved the Free Bleed
campaign.
- A big opportunity
just landed in my lap.
- Go! Go to New York!
- May the best woman win.
- [Relieved exhale]
♪♪♪
- Impulse.
No... yeah.
Impulse,
impossible to manufacture,
however once triggered,
impossible to ignore.
What am I, Dr. Seuss?
[Papers rustle]
Where is that?
Ah.
62%... 62%...
With 62% of consumers
purchasing their airline
tickets online,
impulse purchases
will more than double.
Okay, come on.
♪ When we met again
in a digital dream ♪
♪ We would seem to be connected
with a lifeline ♪
♪ Heavy with wings
over gravity ♪
Oh my God.
[Chuckles]
No, you cannot pull that off.
♪♪♪
[Readying exhale]
[Blows a kiss]
♪♪♪
[Heels clack]
- Good morning,
and welcome to Tru Air.
- Hi-- [Phone buzzes]
Sorry about that.
Nathan, hi, I'm just
about to go pitch.
[Nathan, shouts] Oh, sorry
to bother you,
I just got a call
from the school!
- You don't have to shout,
the speaker function
will pick up on your voice.
- Sorry, just making coffee!
- [Grinder whirls]
I just wanna make sure
Charlie's Halloween costume
doesn't have any pasta on it,
unless it's gluten free.
Somebody's got celiac.
- [Sighs] Okay, uh don't worry,
there won't be any pasta
on his costume.
I'm taking a very
straightforward approach.
- You didn't buy one of those
costumes in a bag, right?
- What kind of mother
do you think I am?
I won't embarrass you.
- It's not about me, Kate,
I just know how much
you'll beat yourself up
if you think the other parents
are making an effort
and you're not.
- Okay, okay,
I hear you, alright,
very loud and clear.
I gotta go.
- [Yells] Break a leg, baby!
- Wow, that's loud. Hi.
[Chuckles]
- Kate Foster,
I'm here to pitch?
- Yes, you can have a seat.
Can I get you a coffee?
- Not unless you want me
to tear through this dress
like the Hulk. [Roars]
Mike: Kate!
- Oh, Mike. You look... wow.
- Look who's talkin'.
Do you usually wear lipstick?
- Oh no, it's too much, right,
I should just take it off.
- Why? Draws attention to your
most effective feature.
It's actually throwing me
off my game.
Just a little bit though,
not a lot.
Hi.
- Hi.
God, you gotta wonder who
they're bringing in for this?
[French accent]
- Michael Bolinsky.
- Fuck me.
- Ah! [Laughs]
- Victoria!
- Ah.
- Bonjour.
Bonjour.
Victoria Stromanger.
- Yeah, Kate Foster we've--
Oh well, I must go in,
but best of luck to you
and your associate.
- You know who that is?
- Yeah, I should hope so.
She tried very hard
to ruin my life.
I guess Gaze is a third
contender.
♪♪♪
- [Sighs]
Alice honey, can we talk?
[Knocks]
[Sighs] Look,I,
I know you're upset about--
[Sighs]
What happened last night
was shocking,
and I am so sorry that you had
to go through that.
We have to talk about it, okay?
Alice? [Knocks]
Alice, honey.
- Lionel!
- Just a reminder,
I am still not talking to you.
- Alice is gone!
- She's not in her room?
- She's not in the house!
- She's gone?
[Contents rattle]
And so is the gun.
Oh my God!
No, it's okay, I appreciate it.
Thank you so much. Okay.
She's not at school.
- Why did you bring a gun
into our house?
- She's not at Brenna's, but
the police are on high alert.
Why did you bring a gun
into our house?
I think that we should
split up. I think that--
- Anne, you brought a loaded
weapon into our home,
where our children are!
What were possibly thinking?
How could you think that's,
in any way, a good idea?
- I know! Okay?
One of my clients
brought it in
because she was scared of her
boyfriend,
and when I held it in my hands-
it's like something awoke
inside of me, and I just...
I just wasn't ready to let
go of that feeling.
- Great. Congratulations.
Now our daughter is out there
somewhere with a loaded weapon
in her backpack because you
had to feel like
Little Annie Oakley.
- I know, I can't stop thinking
about the terrible things
she must be up to.
- We don't know that.
We don't know that she's
doing anything wrong.
- Lionel, the gun,
the cookies, the thong!
None of this matters right now!
All that matters
is that we find her!
- Let's try the park.
[Knock on door]
- Hey, you two, get in here!
Hello! I heard that you,
my dear,
are not feelin' well.
- She's been up all night.
Thank you so much for taking
her so last minute.
Oh yeah, no sweat.
That way I can get my cuddle
in before I have to leave.
- You are leaving?
Who's watching Rhoda?
- Oh, it's Bianca.
The Hildebrand's finally
found a buyer.
If I play my cards right,
they're gonna come in
over asking.
I got to make it rain, G!
- That was not our arrangement,
Frank.
- It's gonna be fine, okay?
Hey, Bianca, hun?
Giselle's here!
- Hey.
[Giselle] Jesus Christ.
- Mother Superior, actually.
- I don't care whose mother
she is,
she is not taking care
of Rhoda.
- Oh no, no, no, no!
This is just a costume.
Our church is having
a fundraiser.
We're singing the hits from
"Sister Act", the movie?
Oh, got one for Rhoda, too!
- She's not wearing that!
- Giselle, where are you going?
- I'd rather rearrange
my whole day
than leave my only child
with this Jesus freak.
- Giselle!
[Sighs]
- Ahh! Sweet Jesus!
Sorry.
- Hi, Father.
[Laughter in the distance]
- Doesn't even sound real.
Victoria's not funny.
- [Scoffs] Oh, anybody can
get a laugh.
- Right, doesn't mean
her idea's winning.
[Laughter and applause]
- Jesus!
[Low hum of muffled chatter]
- So, what's your pitch?
- Why, you wanna steal it?
- Maybe. Is it good?
- Okay, what's your sell,
hot shot?
- Reliability.
Short-haul flights are
notoriously cancelled,
and they have horrible service.
- Hmm.
- But, with Tru Air,
you no longer need
to compromise.
They're putting a business
class experience
in the hands of the frequent
traveller.
Tru Air,
putting the passenger
back in control.
- That's good.
- Hmm.
- But it's not great.
- [Laughs]
- Well, I'm sorry, but that's
not how most people operate.
- Whadda ya mean?
- Mike, you're a walking
control variable.
Nothing flusters you.
- Yeah, because I make a plan
and then I stay the course.
- But most people aren't
like you.
Their lives are being disrupted
every 20 minutes,
and they have to adjust.
Like, I might think I want
fish, and "The English Patient"
but then after being delayed
at O'Hare for three hours,
I want pizza and "50 Shades."
Desires change.
♪♪♪
- Hmm. Alright,
what've you got?
- Impulse.
Today's business
professional knows
that success means being able
to make snap decisions
on the fly.
Tru Air gets it -
you want what you want,
when you want it.
- Hmm. Sure, yeah if your
demographic is angry teenagers.
But the clientele that Tru Air
is marketing towards,
they don't identify
with impulsivity.
- [Sighs] Well...
- Hmm.
- Well, shit.
[Anne] Alice!
[Lionel] Alice?
[Anne] Alice, are you here?
Alice!
Hey, excuse me, excuse me!
Do you go to Greenwood
Secondary?
Do you know Alice Carlson?
She's like this tall,
she has long, red hair and--
- And a gun.
- Sick.
- Okay. Maybe this'll help.
- I think I'd remember
seeing her.
- What the hell does that mean?
What the hell does that mean!
- Answer the question, punk!
- Not sure what
I get outta this.
- How much?
- What?
- It's a shakedown.
- No, it's not a shakedown.
- $35.
- It's a shakedown.
- What?!
- Pay him!
- Fine, fine!
Uh... do you take debit?
- [Grunts]
- What the...?!
- Have you seen her, or not?
Speak up, or I will bury you
in the earth!
- I haven't seen her, okay?
Psycho!
- Orange soda. You pussy.
- Okay, okay, thank you.
Thank you.
[Phone rings]
- Hello?
Police: Is this Anne Carlson?
- Yes!
- This is Deputy Plintsock
with the Toronto PD,
and it's about your daughter,
Alice.
- Oh my God, Alice,
are you okay?
- I'm fine.
- Whatever you've done,
don't say anything until
we get a lawyer, okay?
Where did you find her?
- We didn't. She found us.
Now, I got somethin' to say
to you, both.
You got yourself an
extraordinary
young woman here.
Today she did something
very brave.
She found a weapon
and turned it into us.
Where was it again,
on the street, right?
Just...lying there,
by a bush.
- Yeah, I've always said bushes
could be very dangerous.
Isn't that right, honey?
- Yes.
- Yeah. Never know what you're
gonna find in a bush.
Needles, guns, drifters.
Bodies.
♪♪♪
- Hey.
Everybody's got their tea and...
[sighs] we're all good?
So, Bianca and I want
to thank you for coming back
and for rearranging your day
to look after Rhoda.
- Just get to the point.
- Okay. Uh...
how do I put this, delicately?
Um... Jesus freaks you out,
and Bianca leans on him
pretty hard.
So, I'd like to propose,
uh, a compromise.
- No.
[Both] No?
- It's time you hear a few
of my rules.
- What the hell is that?
- My list of demands.
- How many are there?
- 27.
- Hmm.
- Huh. Oh.
[Paper rustles]
- #1 Christmas will remain
completely secular.
Emphasis on Santa Claus.
#2 - no baptisms,
confirmations, or confessions.
#3...
- Yeah I mean, that could work.
- Are you sure you wanna
do this?
Yeah, I think the real question
is, can you follow?
'Cause somethin' tells me,
you're used to takin' the lead.
- I can do that.
- Great, then let's get
in there and fuck.
- What?
- Pitch.
- Let's fuckin' pitch
in there together.
- [Chuckles]
- [Chuckling] Oh, I'm gonna
hold you to that, Victoria.
- Yes, please do.
I'm in town so often.
Walter, Cynthia,
we'll speak soon.
- Indeed, we will.
[Chuckling]
Kate Foster,
I believe you're up!
- Uh, Mike and I have actually
decided to join forces.
We'd like to pitch together.
- What?
- Will that be a problem?
- Not if it's good!
♪♪♪
[Papers rustle]
♪♪♪
#26 - no religious rituals
or Hollywood re-enactments
of them.
And finally, no exorcisms,
or using the movie,
"The Exorcist"
as a teachable moment.
- Well, that was a lot!
- Borderline offensive.
- Offensive?
You know what? I am leaving!
- No! No, Giselle, please!
No, please!
- Let me talk to her.
Giselle, wait.
[Sighs]
I'm sorry, okay?
But I can't change just
because you're uncomfortable.
- [Sighs]
- But I-I promise,
if this whole thing bothers
you this much,
I'll keep my beliefs to myself.
- It's not that. Frankie and I
haven't talked about
how we want to raise Rhoda
when it comes to religion.
- You know what?
You stay, talk to Frank,
I'll take a walk and
give you guys some space.
[Door shuts]
♪♪♪
[Knock on door]
- [Relieved sighs]
- I found this outside
on the front lawn.
- How did she--
oh, thank God.
- Well, you could thank me.
God had nothing to do
with this one.
- I see-I see what you did,
there.
[Laughter]
- [Sighs] Thank you, Jesus.
Hmm.
- It was wrong.
- Well--
- How could my instincts be
so fucking off?
I thought-I thought she
was this master manipulator,
and she's just-she's just--
- A kid?
A really good kid,
who did the right thing
in a dangerous situation.
- I know. [Sighs]
- And she covered for you
in the process.
- Okay, Lionel, you don't
have to rub it in.
- Sorry.
- You don't have to be sorry,
there's...
nothing for you to be sorry for.
I'm the one who can't see
Alice for who she really is.
[Sighs] It must be so confusing
for her.
- I'm such a bad mom.
- I used a Lysol wipe instead
of a baby wipe
on Jaymie, the other day.
- What?
- She's fine,
her privates are fine.
I'm monitoring the situation,
but I did it.
It's okay to screw up.
Just... preferably
with less weaponry.
- She did a pretty amazing
thing today.
- Yeah, she did.
She'd love to hear
that from you.
Oh, and P.S., you're still
not off the hook.
[Sighs]
[Sniffles]
♪♪♪
- Impulse is a very
powerful messenger.
You see something exciting,
and your serotonin
is triggered,
causing to you act more
aggressively
than you would
with a sober mind.
And clientele that Tru Air wants
is drunk on that impulse.
They're accustomed
to turning "I want"
into "I have".
♪♪♪
- And yet, on most airlines,
they make you travel
with limitations.
- But what if Tru Air's
executive line
could ensure their demands
are met,
both on the ground...
- ...by giving you options
to plan ahead.
...and in the air?
- By reacting to your in-flight
impulses,
because sometimes you just
don't know what you want.
[Heavy breathing]
Until you've had a taste.
[Heavy breathing]
Now, Tru Air can capitalize
on those whims.
They need to feel cared for,
pampered, satisfied.
[Heavy breathing]
- Because, who knows?
Maybe you'll crave something
different on your way home,
than you did on your way there.
[Heavy breathing]
Now other airlines they
give you what you ordered.
Tru Air will give you
what you need,
whenever you want it.
[Heavy breathing]
- [Moans] Oh my God!
- Oh shit.
- Oh yeah.
- Goddamn, we were good
in that room together.
[Both exhale]
[Heavy breathing]
- Wow.
[Laughs]
- Alice, you really
scared us today.
You know, guns are not a toy,
regardless of how powerful
they make you feel.
- I know.
- I may have filled
this too full.
- You think?
- I owe you an apology.
I have been so focused
on how scary the world is,
but it could be a really
wonderful place, too.
But that part's up to you.
- Whadda ya mean?
- The choices we make create
the kind of life we'll have,
and the kind of person
that we'll become.
Today, you made a good choice,
and as a result of that,
I want you to know
that I trust you.
- [Scoffs]
- Excuse me?
- I'm sorry,
but that was your gun!
- Yes, yeah,
and I made a bad choice!
- A bad choice? All you do
is make bad choices!
You chose to attack
my friend's parents!
Twice!
- Okay, that's enough.
- If I didn't cover for you
today,
you'd probably be in jail!
- Alice!
- Enjoy your very full glass
of wine!
♪♪♪
♪ Quit callin'
on the telephone ♪
♪ I done told you
that I'm not at home ♪
- Gimme some of those chips,
young lady.
- There's only like, 42 left!
[Chips crunching]
- Now, listen here!
- Ah!
[Giggling]
♪♪♪
[Cars honk in the distance]
[Siren wails in the distance]
[Sheets rustle]
[Clothes rustle]
- Jesus, that's a lotta tattoos!
♪♪♪
[Exhales]
Awesome.
♪♪♪
[Mike coughs]
♪♪♪
How am I so shitty at this?
♪ I know that everything
will be alright ♪
♪ Be alright ♪
♪ It's the elation
of a peaceful life ♪
♪ Everything gonna be alright,
yeah ♪