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‎《职场老妈》前情提要

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‎夺走我们的诊所
‎等于夺走我们的棉条

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‎-这主意太高明了
‎-精神点儿

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‎我是《多伦多渠道新闻》的
‎普利娅

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‎哇哦 场面真激烈

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‎我会砸烂他的相机
‎还有那些珍贵的摄影设备

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‎让我们来继续探索一下这个想法

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‎你是说这些吗？

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‎别担心 我来处理掉

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‎拜托 你没必要这样做

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‎瓦尔  你感觉怎么样？

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‎别担心我了 凯特  我没事

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‎只是屁股里塞了点药

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‎药效已经过了

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‎我今天要把埃拉送到我妈妈那里

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‎糟糕 我完全忘了
‎我还得在这跟房东见面

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‎别担心 我会待在这

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‎-确保他认真工作

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‎-真的吗 谢谢你
‎-没问题

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‎那些事几个月前就该做完了

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‎没什么比一个懒房东
‎更让我生气了

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‎我懂的

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‎我们今晚见

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‎带着路上喝

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‎不用 谢谢

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‎瓦尔 你太好了

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‎这让我有点难开口说这件事

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‎-听着 我不需要你...
‎-不用多说

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‎是时候了

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‎你准备好自己晚上照顾孩子了

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‎是的

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‎至少得试试

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‎等等

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‎我包里有些给孩子们的东西

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‎我陪伴他们睡觉时...

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‎留下的一个纪念品

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‎哦

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‎-是啊
‎-哇哦

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‎不客气 按下那个按钮

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‎这里有一个...这里

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‎♪一闪一闪亮晶晶♪

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‎♪满天都是小星星♪

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‎你知道吗
‎孩子们一定会...

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‎会珍惜这个的
‎我怎么让它停下来？

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‎-停不下来
‎-♪挂在天空...♪

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‎是连续播放的

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‎NETFLIX 原创剧集

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‎哦 该死 我的天

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‎罗茜

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‎凯特 你做到了

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‎你救了诊所
‎那个活动简直太棒了

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‎那些流血
‎还有月经的涂鸦

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‎是啊 我雇了个称自己

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‎"呕吐物" 的艺术生
‎在地铁里画了几幅海报

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‎现在诊所就活过来了

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‎你激励了一群离经叛道的
‎维护月经正义的战士

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‎我不知道你在说什么

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‎但我知道的是 今早我数了数
‎又多画了六个裤裆

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‎但我知道不是我们画的

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‎因为 "呕吐物" 现在在柏林

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‎我当时应该相信你的判断的

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‎我可能表现得有点莽撞了

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‎...担心凯特 我才不要擦那张桌子！

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‎凯特 你还愿意让我回去工作吗？

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‎哦 太棒了 罗茜  说实话
‎你真的太重要了

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‎弗兰基科恩房地产公司

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‎好多 好多血啊

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‎你还好吗？

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‎孕吐就是太难受了

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‎像在练腹肌 只是不在健身房

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‎或像坐邮轮 只是没在海里

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‎没在船上

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‎你能完整吃的虾

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‎我为你...

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‎怀孕的头三个月准备了
‎冠军早餐

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‎冰块和一只勺子

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‎太棒了 谢谢

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‎没事儿...
‎因为我爱你

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‎好啦 说真的 我爱你

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‎我...

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‎我好像爱上你了

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‎什么？

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‎啊 你没同样的感觉吗
‎不不不不

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‎抱歉  太抱歉了

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‎我知道 你想保持单身
‎我们的友谊就此破裂了

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‎我为什么要说这个啊

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‎天啊 你也爱我

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‎真的吗 太棒了<i>‎ </i>‎太棒了

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‎我也爱你

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‎到这儿来

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‎我有东西给你看

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‎哇哦！

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‎那是...

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‎-装修得很漂亮
‎-你觉得怎么样？

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‎好美的十字房

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‎育儿房

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‎等下 我刚说了啥？

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‎你好像说了十字房

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‎是吗？

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‎谢谢你又来了

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‎你给我打了好多电话
‎你比我前男友还可怕

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‎他疯了似的一直给我发短信

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‎关于这点

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‎我没让你把他的东西都毁掉

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‎我们只是在模拟一些假想的情景...

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‎听着 重点是
‎你需要完全摆脱这个人

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‎他对你来说很危险

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‎对 没错 他一直在威胁我

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‎说乱七八糟不可理喻的话

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‎所以...我去找他谈了

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‎-你干嘛了？
‎-我...

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‎我找到了些东西

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‎天啊 乔治娅
‎你干嘛要拿这东西

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‎我不知道

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‎以防他对我开枪

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‎我不敢把这个交给警察
‎因为这是我从他那里拿的

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‎但我不能把它拿回家
‎因为这他妈是把枪

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‎没事 没事的
‎把它给我吧

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‎谢谢 你就像
‎我的守护天使

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‎你要是我妈就好了

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‎我好像 比你才大十岁

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‎是吗 但我才20岁

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‎行了 我们继续往下说 好吗？

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‎不好意思 你是农场的动物吗？

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‎不许在桌子上吃草
‎这最好别是你的私人电话

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‎把书拿开！

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‎-你迟到了 盖瑞
‎-一位新来的咖啡师

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‎把我名字拼错了
‎在我名字里加了一个"伊"

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‎员工厨房里有咖啡

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‎没有浓缩咖啡

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‎咖啡机已经坏了几个月了

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‎珍妮

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‎能和你谈谈吗？

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‎我有个主意

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‎如果你那么爱喝浓缩咖啡

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‎也许你应该去当个蠢蛋咖啡师

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‎如何？

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‎什么事？

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‎我不得不说
‎作为经理 你的管理效果显著

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‎甚至比劳拉还好
‎大家的效率都提高了很多

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‎谢谢夸奖 马文

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‎这基本都是靠交流沟通

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‎员工们有点恨你 但是...

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‎业绩从未这么高过

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‎所以继续保持

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‎听着...

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‎我要休息几天 所以...

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‎既然你管理得得心应手

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‎我想我可以出城几天

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‎好吧 你不会要去那些基佬漫画展吧

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‎别把基佬当成贬义词 珍妮

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‎对 我是要去

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‎所以这周剩下的时间就交给你了

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‎你来处理工资单
‎不过这也不算大事

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‎所以...

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‎我成老板了吗？

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‎是的

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‎我能坐你的办公室吗？

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‎当然

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‎-我能开除盖瑞吗
‎-为什么？

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‎他跟踪我

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‎真的吗？

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‎他倒是想！

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‎你有认真对待这件事吗？

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‎有 有  好

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‎我会接手你的无聊工作

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‎-你好 史蒂夫
‎-凯特

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‎嗯...

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‎我刚从卡尔加里市回来

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‎听着 我遇见了几个参加
‎牛仔节的朋友

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‎斯坦顿打算在明年的比赛中
‎赞助一辆马车

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‎-酷
‎-我爱西部

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‎-是吗？
‎-我喜欢那种氛围

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‎人人都戴着牛仔帽

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‎我希望这里也能那样

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‎哦 看 我带了宣传图

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‎按照你的要求改过了

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‎好的

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‎我听说你拯救了那间妓女医院

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‎什么妓女医院
‎你说的是女性诊所吧

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‎听着 我做了40年生意了

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‎你以为我不知道慈善机构
‎是怎么运作的吗

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‎我也捐钱 给各种垃圾机构捐钱

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‎我不是有救世情节

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‎而是因为我明白游戏规则

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‎说到这儿

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‎你知道莲花公司吗？

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‎卖瑜伽裤的公司

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‎对 贾里德珀西
‎莲花公司的CEO

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‎他因为欺负一个胖空姐惹了一身骚

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‎就像做下犬式吃到屎一样

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‎接不了 谢谢

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‎你还没听到报价呢

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‎我不感兴趣

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‎我跟他说你能帮他

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‎你不该这么说的

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‎我不该说吗

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‎凯特 凯特  凯特

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‎我把你当成伙伴介绍给单向男团

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‎你也从中获益了

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‎我觉得你欠我个人情

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‎不 我一点也不欠你的

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‎真的很抱歉
‎但我是个...女商人

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‎我不是单向男团的朋友

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‎可不嘛

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‎天才女商人

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‎你有个真正的客户 叫斯坦顿

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‎你可不能让我失望

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‎没错 你说得对

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‎但我还是要这么做

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‎我不干了

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‎什么？

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‎贱人！

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‎不许她停车

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‎你好 你不是凯特

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‎我倒希望是

217
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‎瓦尔丽萨林斯基

218
00:10:47,688 --> 00:10:49,231
‎你一定就是房东吧

219
00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:52,193
‎-你迟到了
‎-她把房子转租给你了吗

220
00:10:52,943 --> 00:10:55,780
‎我可是凯特福斯特的闺蜜

221
00:10:57,114 --> 00:10:59,950
‎我不能容忍一位辛苦工作的
‎单亲妈妈

222
00:11:00,034 --> 00:11:02,745
‎被像你这样一个贫民窟
‎黑心房东欺负

223
00:11:02,828 --> 00:11:05,206
‎贫民窟黑心房东 等等

224
00:11:05,581 --> 00:11:07,541
‎我也想等 可我怎么等得及

225
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:10,086
‎破房子到处得修
‎跟上了

226
00:11:24,350 --> 00:11:25,476
‎应该修好了

227
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:28,688
‎等一下

228
00:11:30,147 --> 00:11:33,943
‎你确定所有的螺帽都拧紧了吗

229
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:35,945
‎没错 不漏水了

230
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,781
‎我只是在帮我朋友

231
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‎谢谢

232
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:43,744
‎有你这个朋友她很幸运

233
00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:49,709
‎你的妻子一定
‎很欣赏你在家的手艺吧

234
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:53,963
‎我没结过婚
‎一直没找到合适的对象

235
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,674
‎慢慢找

236
00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,886
‎不然也许有一天醒来你会惊呼
‎你的伴侣 还有你的袜子

237
00:12:01,262 --> 00:12:02,388
‎抽屉是怎么了

238
00:12:03,222 --> 00:12:04,140
‎袜子抽屉

239
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:07,226
‎他离开了我 还带走了我所有袜子

240
00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,148
‎希望你别介意我这么说
‎他一定是疯了才会离开你

241
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,693
‎你的手很宽大

242
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,362
‎哦 是啊 你不会

243
00:12:19,447 --> 00:12:20,865
‎想和我分享一桶
‎爆米花的

244
00:12:20,948 --> 00:12:22,616
‎我可不会随便作出任何假设

245
00:12:24,660 --> 00:12:26,120
‎我琴键乐玩的很好

246
00:12:26,537 --> 00:12:27,788
‎还是个音乐家

247
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:30,541
‎你平时还做什么？

248
00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:33,127
‎当房东 还当总承包商

249
00:12:34,044 --> 00:12:35,296
‎如果你有东西需要修...

250
00:12:37,131 --> 00:12:37,965
‎打电话给我

251
00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:41,260
‎梅尔博伊德

252
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,444
‎我找安妮卡尔森

253
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,488
‎好的 您有预约吗？

254
00:13:00,571 --> 00:13:03,240
‎没有 告诉我她在哪

255
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,993
‎那个贱人让我的前任
‎毁了我的生活

256
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:08,537
‎毁了我价值十四万的摄影设备
‎停下 卡尔森

257
00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:10,498
‎知道她对我都做了什么

258
00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:12,374
‎因为他妈是她让乔治娅这么干的

259
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,628
‎我知道乔治娅今天来这了

260
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,129
‎她在哪儿？

261
00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,298
‎-冷静 否则我
‎-离她远点

262
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:20,299
‎艾莉丝 快走

263
00:13:20,966 --> 00:13:21,884
‎你特么干嘛？

264
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,553
‎你是卡尔森医生吗？

265
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,223
‎你离乔治娅远点
‎你再也不准踏进这个地方一步

266
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:30,351
‎否则我向当局告发你
‎告发你非法持枪

267
00:13:30,559 --> 00:13:32,102
‎那是我的枪吗 还给我

268
00:13:32,186 --> 00:13:33,395
‎我这属于自卫

269
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‎滚！

270
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:02,216
‎凯特

271
00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,051
‎-哦 嗨
‎-我看到你打电话了

272
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:05,845
‎一切还好吗？

273
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:09,306
‎我刚甩了史蒂夫马尔克
‎我告诉他 让单向男团去死吧

274
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:12,268
‎-你真这么说的
‎-对呀

275
00:14:12,351 --> 00:14:14,103
‎就算他戴顶牛仔帽也没用

276
00:14:14,186 --> 00:14:17,189
‎太特么解气了 演西部片的感觉

277
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:19,984
‎他们不是你现在唯一的
‎收入来源吗

278
00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:24,363
‎给那个诊所干事真的感觉很爽

279
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:26,824
‎我想找那些我信任的客户

280
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,203
‎说起这个 你有什么办法
‎可以不用发生直接冲突...

281
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,707
‎你是在求我吗

282
00:14:41,755 --> 00:14:43,340
‎你知道吗 你真是个混蛋

283
00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:50,139
‎我不混蛋

284
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:52,016
‎-是吗？
‎-是

285
00:14:52,099 --> 00:14:53,017
‎-你确定吗

286
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:54,602
‎非常确定

287
00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:55,769
‎那证明给我看

288
00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:58,898
‎混蛋

289
00:15:09,658 --> 00:15:10,784
‎圣赛琳学校

290
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,786
‎你们知道的

291
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:16,665
‎我们万圣节前夜庆典

292
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,042
‎马上要到了

293
00:15:18,125 --> 00:15:19,710
‎每年 我们都要请

294
00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:23,339
‎福斯特太太 你愿意负责活动的
‎出席安排吗

295
00:15:23,422 --> 00:15:24,590
‎我是说 你自己得出席

296
00:15:25,215 --> 00:15:26,175
‎好的

297
00:15:26,258 --> 00:15:30,554
‎再说一次 万圣节前夜庆典

298
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,681
‎马上要到了 每年

299
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,850
‎我们都要请家长们帮忙一起

300
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:37,269
‎让庆典成为我们宝贝们一段
‎难忘的回忆

301
00:15:37,353 --> 00:15:39,188
‎孩子们那么小 不会记得这个事的

302
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:53,953
‎-嘿
‎-嘿

303
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:55,496
‎谢谢你送她回来

304
00:15:55,579 --> 00:15:58,374
‎不客气
‎我能和你谈谈吗？

305
00:15:58,958 --> 00:15:59,917
‎嗯 当然

306
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:02,586
‎爱丽丝 你能等我们一分钟吗？

307
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,423
‎她又惹事情了吗？

308
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,384
‎装肚子痛 偷东西？
‎还是

309
00:16:08,509 --> 00:16:09,718
‎玩肚子上舔龙舌兰酒？

310
00:16:10,427 --> 00:16:12,221
‎都不是 这个事有点尴尬

311
00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,472
‎是吗

312
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:16,558
‎我们在布伦娜内衣抽屉里
‎找到一条丁字裤

313
00:16:16,642 --> 00:16:17,643
‎丁字裤？

314
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:18,978
‎她才12岁

315
00:16:19,061 --> 00:16:21,855
‎你们可能得了解下
‎内衣所对应的年龄段了

316
00:16:22,606 --> 00:16:24,608
‎我们觉得她是从爱丽丝那儿拿的

317
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:29,113
‎爱丽丝 进来吧 亲爱的

318
00:16:29,822 --> 00:16:31,281
‎爱丽丝没有丁字裤 即使她有

319
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,534
‎她也不会和别人分享的
‎因为这样太恶心了

320
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:36,870
‎-干嘛 妈？
‎-看见没？

321
00:16:37,579 --> 00:16:39,123
‎光的 光着屁股呢

322
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:42,292
‎好吧 我们会和布伦娜谈的

323
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:43,669
‎好 太好了

324
00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,756
‎都2019年了
‎你不能再这样扯裤子了

325
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:54,430
‎伊恩

326
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,610
‎-嗨
‎-哦 天哪

327
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:09,611
‎你怎么了？

328
00:17:11,864 --> 00:17:13,073
‎我脚被车压了

329
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:14,408
‎什么？

330
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:16,994
‎太爽了

331
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:20,914
‎我去了医院急诊室
‎他们给了我止痛药

332
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,460
‎我现在不痛了

333
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:26,670
‎脚不痛...

334
00:17:27,796 --> 00:17:29,048
‎心情也好多了

335
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,384
‎这很好 考虑到

336
00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:34,928
‎我的人生完蛋了

337
00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,222
‎别这么夸张

338
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,349
‎我的脚骨折了没法工作

339
00:17:39,975 --> 00:17:43,645
‎我也没法申请劳工赔偿
‎因为是下班期间发生的

340
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,065
‎而且还要赔偿另一辆车的车主

341
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,234
‎我以为之前我就够穷了

342
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,653
‎但现在我差不多穷死了

343
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,950
‎你看上去挺好的

344
00:17:58,327 --> 00:18:01,622
‎谢谢 我现在升了职

345
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:03,415
‎所以必须穿得像样

346
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,584
‎哦 老天

347
00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:07,920
‎我得再吃一颗药

348
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:10,506
‎我的情感又受伤了

349
00:18:13,467 --> 00:18:14,343
‎听着

350
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,512
‎这个新岗位

351
00:18:16,804 --> 00:18:19,681
‎意味着基本一切都归我管
‎包括薪资管理

352
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,016
‎所以严格来说 ...

353
00:18:21,517 --> 00:18:22,768
‎我有雇佣职权

354
00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,230
‎那你可以给我一份工作？

355
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,066
‎不 伊恩  不是的

356
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:33,195
‎但我可以给你开工资
‎直到你恢复健康

357
00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:35,405
‎没人会注意到

358
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:39,868
‎通常情况下你知道
‎我对撒谎的感受

359
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:41,120
‎但是现在...

360
00:18:42,371 --> 00:18:43,664
‎我只感觉到...

361
00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:45,916
‎浑身麻麻地

362
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:52,631
‎好吧 我要订餐
‎然后照顾你们两个

363
00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:54,550
‎你到底来不来?

364
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:55,592
‎嗯 谢了妈妈 我们

365
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,803
‎还有大概20分钟到
‎你可以让埃拉做好准备

366
00:18:57,928 --> 00:18:58,762
‎时间不等人

367
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,681
‎-操！
‎-凯特？

368
00:19:00,764 --> 00:19:01,807
‎先挂了 妈妈

369
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,061
‎天啊 发生什么了

370
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:08,021
‎怎么...福里斯特

371
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:10,399
‎天啊 天啊  发生什么了？

372
00:19:10,524 --> 00:19:12,526
‎我找到你了 我...

373
00:19:13,235 --> 00:19:14,820
‎我到处找你 办公室

374
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:16,780
‎麦片餐厅
‎我找到你了

375
00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:19,783
‎我现在知道是怎么回事了

376
00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,119
‎-你觉得我是个蠢货
‎-什么 没有

377
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:23,620
‎我知道是怎么回事了

378
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:24,997
‎你用性爱和乳房

379
00:19:25,455 --> 00:19:26,665
‎操控了我

380
00:19:26,874 --> 00:19:29,084
‎然后强迫我辞职了

381
00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:30,377
‎这不是真的 你心知肚明

382
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:33,338
‎-怎么回事 你怎么醉成这样？
‎-我在庆祝

383
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:35,883
‎我刚刚...

384
00:19:36,508 --> 00:19:38,844
‎对你提起了性骚扰诉讼

385
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:41,138
‎你为什么要那么做？

386
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,558
‎哦 全是麦片和墨西哥番茄酱

387
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:45,934
‎快滚！

388
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,644
‎滚 滚！

389
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:51,565
‎你好 我觉得他是吃生菜

390
00:19:52,065 --> 00:19:53,108
‎感染了沙门氏菌

391
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:54,651
‎混蛋

392
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:04,494
‎好了 所有人把盘里的东西清了

393
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,288
‎爱丽丝 爱丽丝

394
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,165
‎爱丽丝

395
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:06,848
‎嘿 我把剩下的猪排放在冰箱里